Let's Play SNAKE OIL! | Overboard, Episode 25

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @SILVERF0X13
    @SILVERF0X13 3 года назад +2493

    "It's called Future Safety"
    "It's insurance. You're selling insurance."

    • @lisalizney
      @lisalizney 3 года назад +149

      "it sounds weird to say clown retirement plan out loud"

  • @Depressbian
    @Depressbian 3 года назад +1007

    Everyone: Attempting to apeal to Simone's tendencies and hobbies as a princess
    Clayton: F A M I L Y N U T

    • @W.H.V.
      @W.H.V. 3 года назад +85

      Gotta keep the royal bloodline pure

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 3 года назад +10

      @@W.H.V. this is the best one

    • @saber1epee0
      @saber1epee0 3 года назад +5

      @@forsaken696 W I N c e s t

  • @clmeraki
    @clmeraki 3 года назад +1804

    I will never be as funny as Clayton just cold opening with “family nut” and I’ve accepted that

    • @AndrewLawton16
      @AndrewLawton16 3 года назад +78

      It was such a verbal mic drop. Family Nut.
      That's all he needed.

    • @jamsistired
      @jamsistired 3 года назад +6

      14:37

    • @violaglubok1931
      @violaglubok1931 2 года назад +5

      I knew it was coming and I still died when it happened

  • @Gildedpossum
    @Gildedpossum 3 года назад +2133

    Nothing will EVER be funnier than whispering "Princess, would you like to try my bone salt"

    • @ExtraD0G
      @ExtraD0G 3 года назад +105

      Family Nut...

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 3 года назад +44

      It's what I want my man to whisper into my ear at night

    • @belugaval144
      @belugaval144 3 года назад +62

      what about when he says "enter code mbmbam"

    • @siennahartle9069
      @siennahartle9069 3 года назад +24

      I’m partial to “it’s probably people”

    • @rcb5432
      @rcb5432 3 года назад +17

      "Uhh, Family Nut"

  • @lieeeleeee
    @lieeeleeee 3 года назад +1707

    Pat as a clown insurance salesman is perfect

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +396

      Regrettably,

    • @harperreese264
      @harperreese264 3 года назад +42

      @@polygon too good for this world

    • @grzeg_
      @grzeg_ 3 года назад +26

      Pat as a human is perfect

    • @waffel_eisen
      @waffel_eisen 7 месяцев назад

      Pat is perfect

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 3 года назад +678

    "You just gotta know what the upper class wants, which is to potentially eat poor people's bones."

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 года назад +13

      I mean, it's just a modest proposal!

  • @polygon
    @polygon  3 года назад +1380

    I'm not saying we're making Honka Honka merch (we're not making Honka Honka merch) but if there were Honka Honka merch what would you Honka Honka?

    • @Elphie-Thropp
      @Elphie-Thropp 3 года назад +235

      What wOULDN’T I Honka Honka know what I’m saying

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +380

      It horribly makes me think of the Juicy sweatpants that were everywhere in the ... early aughts?? -Simone

    • @Elphie-Thropp
      @Elphie-Thropp 3 года назад +101

      @@polygon a) distressingly accurate b) Simone you are wonderful and amazing thank u for bringing us all happiness

    • @miatamsyn6317
      @miatamsyn6317 3 года назад +55

      I’m not saying I’d buy honka honka merch
      (but I absolutely would 👀)

    • @parthanpaveri9581
      @parthanpaveri9581 3 года назад +42

      If it had some family nut on it, sure!

  • @ninacochrane569
    @ninacochrane569 3 года назад +366

    Pat: *Always makes an elaborate skit*
    Clayton: *Demonitization speed run*

  • @solarsbrrah6371
    @solarsbrrah6371 3 года назад +951

    Pat's quiet 'fuck' after War Gorillas fucking slayed me

    • @clintlose9105
      @clintlose9105 3 года назад +88

      17:35
      he instantly knew jenna won that round and he'd just blown "moon castle"

    • @Teletheus
      @Teletheus 5 месяцев назад

      “Gorilla Warfare the *organic* way: With ethically sourced free-range gorillas.”

  • @mayassf
    @mayassf 3 года назад +774

    The fact that paper hat did not win is the greatest injustice in the world

    • @ashopal5811
      @ashopal5811 3 года назад +72

      But now that the snowman has a muscle family, it can help the little boy and everyone else at the factory by being the first snowman to win at the Olympic games 😤

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 года назад +9

      And he can make his own paper hats.

    • @hayzyhorses6899
      @hayzyhorses6899 3 года назад +35

      Yes! I so wanted that to win, he put so much into it. I know it wasn’t much, but it was everything they had to offer.

    • @leahl5007
      @leahl5007 3 года назад +4

      The only reason he didn’t take the hat was because he needs to wear his magical top hat in order to stay alive

  • @socialtomcat
    @socialtomcat 3 года назад +1854

    is this just the game of “how many bad euphamisms can clayton pitch in a single video”

    • @Terminator45432
      @Terminator45432 3 года назад +6

      OMG ! Truth.

    • @paulaarmitage4946
      @paulaarmitage4946 3 года назад +129

      Desire Jelly
      Family Nut
      Banana Tunnel
      Bone Closet
      and also Moon War

    • @31nic
      @31nic 3 года назад +10

      @Hyperion 666 B U T T W A R

    • @Brisarious
      @Brisarious 3 года назад +6

      @@paulaarmitage4946 those moon people are into some freaky shit

    • @0cramoi
      @0cramoi 3 года назад +1

      Innuendos a-hoy

  • @ev.8972
    @ev.8972 3 года назад +753

    Pat’s bone salt monologue felt like an episode of Hannibal

    • @jamsinee
      @jamsinee 3 года назад +67

      “Tell me, Simone....”

    • @bugg_bones
      @bugg_bones 3 года назад +7

      Ah heck, hearing this just reminded me that that show exists and now I want to watch it all over again

    • @tunasandwich1135
      @tunasandwich1135 3 года назад +1

      It really did lmfao

    • @danielmullen6482
      @danielmullen6482 3 года назад +10

      “tell me will, will you consume? or be consumed...” bone salt....

  • @DanielGalimidi
    @DanielGalimidi 3 года назад +257

    The code MBMBAM stands for "My Bone, My Bone And Me" and I'm not listening to any arguments that it means anything else.

    • @penn9128
      @penn9128 3 года назад +19

      Consider: My Bone, My Bone and Meat

  • @myskullisempty9966
    @myskullisempty9966 3 года назад +1179

    Nothing in the world could have ever properly prepared for *Family Nut*

    • @BarbarianGod
      @BarbarianGod 3 года назад +55

      I legit had to pause the video after that one -- wait no I don't mean it like that

    • @20goillini05
      @20goillini05 3 года назад +9

      I saw this beforehand, and I still wasn't properly prepared.

    • @superrinusblick4222
      @superrinusblick4222 3 года назад +22

      I was brushing my Teeth while that happened... I was far to close to spitting white stuff all over my room

    • @anewtypeoftomato1565
      @anewtypeoftomato1565 3 года назад +19

      Gotta keep that bloodline pure!

    • @spiralknighter5227
      @spiralknighter5227 3 года назад +12

      Clayton was on absolute fire.

  • @peppered-ronis
    @peppered-ronis 3 года назад +394

    Is it too late to get Pat an oscar nomination for his portrayal of Birmingham Lad, and is it too late to get Clayton arrested for his word crimes?

  • @pipnewton6862
    @pipnewton6862 3 года назад +555

    I adore Clayton's long, hard struggle with all those innuendos

    • @aimelle3
      @aimelle3 3 года назад +49

      Except family nut, that one was over and done pretty quickly it seems.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 года назад +1

      @@aimelle3 *rim shot*

  • @TheScreamingWitch
    @TheScreamingWitch 3 года назад +708

    Clayton just opening with Desire Jelly and Family Nut and everyone just dying is *chef's kiss*

    • @kingj282
      @kingj282 3 года назад +4

      I honestly don't get the selection criteria. Those were clearly the funniest and yet he lost

    • @avaborch-solem2300
      @avaborch-solem2300 3 года назад +8

      @@kingj282 Jenna said she chose the legitimately best product, and Simone probably just thought bone salt was funnier

  • @carabinercara
    @carabinercara 3 года назад +1504

    "Enter Code: MBAMBAM" had me genuinely wheezing. I could not laugh harder because I could not inhale; I could not inhale because of how hard I was laughing.

    • @Bobberation
      @Bobberation 3 года назад +81

      Don't mind me, just checking how much it would be to get the Brothers to do a (fake) spot for Bone Box

    • @daxter956
      @daxter956 3 года назад +17

      Plz explain MBMBAM :$

    • @ArkhBaegor
      @ArkhBaegor 3 года назад +99

      @@daxter956 MBMBAM aka "My Brother, My Brother, and Me" is a podcast from the legendary McElroy brothers, two of whom were once part of polygon

    • @evilplushiex
      @evilplushiex 3 года назад +13

      I laughed myself dizzy the second it hit

    • @Lewa263
      @Lewa263 3 года назад +72

      I think the funniest part is that I've never heard the McElroys use that as their discount code. It's typically MYBROTHER. So even if the brothers were also sponsored by Bone Box, that code would still be going to Pat.

  • @brianstephens8337
    @brianstephens8337 3 года назад +228

    starting off with Pat implying that a "clown gig" is a thing you can catch, and on a nightly basis at that, is such a strong start to the Honka Honka worldbuilding.

  • @morganbawtree
    @morganbawtree 3 года назад +385

    Josh started so many pitches with "It's been a rough day for me." When he kept repeating it, it just felt more and more authentic, a little too real. I hope tomorrow is a better day Josh.

    • @paul3336
      @paul3336 3 года назад +17

      Sending you some love from Wiscansin, Josh.

  • @999lily
    @999lily 3 года назад +275

    clayton may not have gotten the most points but i think we all know he's the real winner

  • @bigbadgammagnome
    @bigbadgammagnome 3 года назад +846

    Me: hey I don't recognize this overboard, how'd I miss this one?
    *Sees upload date*
    Me: *long audible gasp* fuck yeah

    • @cscotch1127
      @cscotch1127 3 года назад +12

      literally me at this very moment

    • @reydraws1510
      @reydraws1510 3 года назад +2

      Same-

    • @muppetpilled
      @muppetpilled 3 года назад +1

      THATS LITERALLY WHAT I JUST DID

    • @drskelebone
      @drskelebone 3 года назад +1

      I saw it mentioned on twitter, and immediately clicked through to save it to my watch-later.

    • @OhNoItsRez
      @OhNoItsRez 3 года назад +3

      Personally, I only got into Polygon because of overboard

  • @KuruKuruGuy87
    @KuruKuruGuy87 3 года назад +664

    Clayton's the sex toy salesman that accidentally showed up to the wrong market

    • @MechaWyvern707
      @MechaWyvern707 3 года назад +75

      And also happens to have the right connections to start a moon war

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 года назад +14

      @@MechaWyvern707 The Moonfolk are very sensitive about their lack of banana tunnels.

  • @waxfigurefamous9189
    @waxfigurefamous9189 3 года назад +381

    "Earth is 93% sand"

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +123

      That’s a fact

  • @summertilling
    @summertilling 3 года назад +249

    I really feel like Clayton was just playing his own game here. I loved Pat's improv as always.

    • @summertilling
      @summertilling 3 года назад +4

      Just came back here and realised that the thumbnail is everyone reacting to Clayton. So good.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 года назад +7

      "Welcome to the Bone Closet. The bone salt is over there, and there's the family nut over there."

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 года назад

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs I feel like maybe there's a brand of bone salt that comes from the family nut.

  • @vnnnnnnnnnnn
    @vnnnnnnnnnnn 3 года назад +470

    My Bone My Bone And Msalt

  • @caustic1611
    @caustic1611 3 года назад +131

    I really appreciate Clayton's editing on this one, increasing the arrangement and size of the each person's video was super helpful in following what was going on.

  • @maddieploessl2427
    @maddieploessl2427 3 года назад +404

    I would also like a Bespoke Clownsona

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +192

      Good news: you can do that

    • @maddieploessl2427
      @maddieploessl2427 3 года назад +48

      @@polygon this is great news thank you

    • @bigbadgammagnome
      @bigbadgammagnome 3 года назад +52

      @@maddieploessl2427 polygon assigned clownsona

    • @austinknight5881
      @austinknight5881 3 года назад +15

      Uh. Pretty sure that's just... homestuck

  • @Onitramm
    @Onitramm 3 года назад +320

    "Desire Jelly - It's NOT That!"

    • @twothreebravo
      @twothreebravo 3 года назад +17

      And you rub it on a toy...

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 3 года назад +10

      It's followed by "family nut" I can't

    • @kingj282
      @kingj282 3 года назад +10

      "Family Nut" -- It's NOT that!

  • @vianerdss
    @vianerdss 3 года назад +325

    Pat selling that paper cap like a poor child in a period drama fhdjdjf

    • @matthewjamesgorman
      @matthewjamesgorman 3 года назад +54

      He lost because he said it will keep your head warm when pitching to a snowman. Orphans aren't great with the details of salesmanship

    • @LagrimaArdiente
      @LagrimaArdiente 3 года назад +13

      I couldn't breathe, I was losing it so hard.

  • @2clam4jam
    @2clam4jam 3 года назад +65

    I can not get over how fucking funny every single one of pats salesperson characters were. Especially sand guy.

  • @pliable-head
    @pliable-head 3 года назад +209

    I genuinely cannot remember when I last laughed as hard as I did at Pat's 'offer code.' I've missed this show so much. Thank you so much for pervert Clayton, clown Jenna, and whatever the hell Pat had going on at any given time ♥♥♥♥♥

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +48

      So glad to have it back!

  • @skyg6128
    @skyg6128 3 года назад +166

    pat's voice acting reel should include "small victorian urchin boy"

  • @Twingrim
    @Twingrim 3 года назад +245

    Jenna missed the opportunity to say “Gorilla Warfare,” and that makes me sad...
    Also, I’m PRETTY sure Smile Kangaroo is a MegaMan X villain of some kind.

    • @austinknight5881
      @austinknight5881 3 года назад +14

      Obviously a Kojima NPC, just like Rubber Elf and Honka "Honka" the Clown

  • @lisalizney
    @lisalizney 3 года назад +375

    all of clayton's pitches are somehow simultaneously the worst and the best

    • @dargaronsoftsong3193
      @dargaronsoftsong3193 3 года назад +26

      I *really* want to know what was going on with Moon War. Like, did he just have a really poor hand? Was Muscle Family so off-putting that it drove his pitch out of his head and he had to improvise? Was the uncertainty part of an act?

    • @jovindsouza3407
      @jovindsouza3407 3 года назад +8

      *F A M I L Y N U T D E S I R E J E L L Y*

    • @imannatasha3302
      @imannatasha3302 3 года назад +9

      @@dargaronsoftsong3193 the uncertainty made it 10 times better

    • @2nd2ightQueer
      @2nd2ightQueer 3 года назад

      @@dargaronsoftsong3193 moon war was a great pitch, what are you talking about?

  • @IceCrystalWolf
    @IceCrystalWolf 3 года назад +58

    Clayton "IT'S NOT THAT" Ashley really killing it this episode

  • @AnimeDreamer141
    @AnimeDreamer141 3 года назад +98

    as a resident brummie hearing patrick say "outside the fact'ries of birminam" took me OUT

  • @lmac6934
    @lmac6934 3 года назад +37

    Can you imagine being a slightly oddball nerdy type and applying for a job at a video games website, the description for which definitely does not list "improv comedy" as a needed skill, and then the job is this

  • @sylghouls
    @sylghouls 3 года назад +64

    there is literally nothing in the world funnier than pat's improv with the bone salt bit

  • @ratzhence
    @ratzhence 3 года назад +131

    babe wake up new pat impression dropped

  • @maddieploessl2427
    @maddieploessl2427 3 года назад +569

    Tell me why I would buy literally anything that Patrick sold in this game????

    • @EmerlyNickel
      @EmerlyNickel 3 года назад +102

      Pity for that little coal factory boy who's dad is sick.

    • @hmmmummm2514
      @hmmmummm2514 3 года назад +10

      Excitement and thrills

    • @SirChris314
      @SirChris314 3 года назад +37

      I desperately want to watch the sand video.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 3 года назад +36

      He has a very high charisma modifier.

    • @tunasandwich1135
      @tunasandwich1135 3 года назад +10

      Would love to try that bone salt lol

  • @jimbo_13
    @jimbo_13 3 года назад +77

    Some MASTERFUL editing from Clayton in this one.
    Also, this was fantastic.

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +35

      Clayton is amazing

  • @MAIpeleg
    @MAIpeleg 3 года назад +142

    "Where did the bones come from? A fun little mystery for you and your guests to discuss."
    "Where they big bones, where they little bones?"
    "Mississippi bones? inner city bones?
    Where they pretty bones with a bone tie?
    Did they crawl, or did they soar high?
    Did they make for legs? Or a nice face?
    I don't discriminate, come and get a taste
    From the playbones to the gay bones
    Go and slay, bones, you my fave bones"
    "princess, would you like to taste my bone salt?"

  • @miatamsyn6317
    @miatamsyn6317 3 года назад +390

    I’ve missed overboard!! Thank you guys so much 😊😊😊

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +164

      Glad to be back! We have some fun episodes in the works :D

    • @Elphie-Thropp
      @Elphie-Thropp 3 года назад +16

      @@polygon I don’t know if you’re aware how much you have made me and Mia’s days by interacting with us but we are both ridiculously excited right now

  • @caionapoli3434
    @caionapoli3434 3 года назад +51

    Everytime it was Clayton's turn I felt like my soul was transcending my mortal coil and carrying my spirit to the moon, ready to be enlisted into his Moon War I guess

    • @BigKicksMix
      @BigKicksMix 3 года назад +3

      “Come on boys!
      The Moon's not that far away and we'll be home by Christmas
      Let's give the Kaiser a damn good thrashing
      Lenny won't know what hit him!
      So join th Starborne Infantry and serve your country”

  • @zosiawegrzyn6138
    @zosiawegrzyn6138 3 года назад +95

    pats paper cap speech made me absolutely loose my mind laughing

    • @sintrabio
      @sintrabio 3 года назад +9

      Just a few pounds Mr. Snowman

    • @ThanatoselNyx
      @ThanatoselNyx 3 года назад +2

      Tighten that mind up!

  • @DavidFlowers777
    @DavidFlowers777 3 года назад +96

    Just opening with _"family nut"_ is definitely a power move

  • @polkaretto
    @polkaretto 3 года назад +84

    Every time it was Clayton’s turn I became more and more afraid 😹

  • @garageman2236
    @garageman2236 3 года назад +168

    Clayton “No it’s not that!” Ashley

    • @rcb5432
      @rcb5432 3 года назад +4

      Clayton "Dirty Sheriff" Ashley

  • @DwarvenHydra
    @DwarvenHydra 3 года назад +78

    Our favourite house rule is that you have to just draw two cards for your product and are forced to work with what you got. Highly recommended.

  • @classicplastic3609
    @classicplastic3609 3 года назад +42

    All of Pats characters seem like they would break into my car but for very different reasons

  • @bigbadgammagnome
    @bigbadgammagnome 3 года назад +64

    18:05
    I can't believe Jenna didn't go with the slogan "Gorilla Warfare" for her War Gorilla pitch

  • @emilycates7776
    @emilycates7776 3 года назад +59

    when Clayton said "family nut" I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard. almost choked on my food because of family nut

  • @madoku
    @madoku 3 года назад +45

    its always a good overboard when pat gets to pull out his character work tight five

  • @eebiestdeeber
    @eebiestdeeber 3 года назад +95

    Clayton. Clayton please. Just one product that doesn't sound like a euphemism. That's all we're asking for. Just one.

    • @mellifroze7532
      @mellifroze7532 3 года назад +25

      *moon war*

    • @billko4342
      @billko4342 3 года назад +2

      Well moon is round so...
      NONE SHALL ESCAPE INNUENDO

    • @wolfofsummerbreeze
      @wolfofsummerbreeze 3 года назад +2

      @@mellifroze7532 a war of people mooning each other

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 года назад

      Stop asking for that, he might listen! :(

  • @rmdcade1717
    @rmdcade1717 3 года назад +112

    I want to make a funny comment about the funny moment, but the funny moment turned out to be forty goddamn minutes long

  • @beretperson
    @beretperson 3 года назад +198

    "energy dust"
    Excuse me that's cocaine

  • @austinknight5881
    @austinknight5881 3 года назад +22

    "have you heard of Polygon? It's kind of like that, but different people work at it so it's... different."
    Perfect pitch, 11/10 excited

  • @cdolan12345
    @cdolan12345 3 года назад +36

    halfway through this video: i know this isn't an impostor game but clayton's the impostor, everyone vote for clayton

  • @mirrankei
    @mirrankei 3 года назад +87

    "Use code MBMBAM" broke me

  • @Awntry
    @Awntry 3 года назад +9

    Anytime Patrick starts his roleplaying, I am so in. He also has a really funny way of pulling out the weirdest of things from something so mundane.

  • @ThanatoselNyx
    @ThanatoselNyx 3 года назад +8

    I love when Clayton introduces Family Nut each of the other four pitchers lean in different directions to laugh!

  • @guavagudetama
    @guavagudetama 3 года назад +64

    Me: about to go be productive
    RUclips: new overboard episode in da recommended
    Also Pat’s MBMBAM reference was very splendid

  • @calcifer6142
    @calcifer6142 3 года назад +24

    I've always checked Clayton off as the quiet one but man is he chaotic here

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +24

      He has Depths

  • @internetlurkerr
    @internetlurkerr 3 года назад +73

    Aww YESSS!!! Overboard is back!!!
    Pat’s Twist voice is SENDING ME

  • @IceCrystalWolf
    @IceCrystalWolf 3 года назад +27

    I laughed so hard at "Family Nut" that my head is spinning

  • @s.a.w5493
    @s.a.w5493 3 года назад +20

    No one took the opportunity to say "princess, tell me when did you last let your heart decide?"

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 3 года назад +18

    "Honka honka!"
    "Wait, is that a new merch idea?"
    i CAN't I literally did a spit take at that 🤣

  • @vnnnnnnnnnnn
    @vnnnnnnnnnnn 3 года назад +62

    NEW OVERBOARD HELL YEAH

  • @beretperson
    @beretperson 3 года назад +25

    Clayton really commited to that bit to the end of the line, the mad man.

  • @spiridiums
    @spiridiums 3 года назад +8

    "Feather Tooth! Your tooth is a feather now." is absolutely a slogan I would wear on a t-shirt. My lungs hurt from watching this episode, thank you Overboard team!

  • @billko4342
    @billko4342 3 года назад +11

    Everyone else: hey this is perfect for you
    Clayton: this is NOT what you are thinking
    Clayton the master of subtlety and euphemism

  • @starberry5405
    @starberry5405 3 года назад +9

    pat's characters never cease to give me whiplash in the best possible way

  • @Terminator45432
    @Terminator45432 3 года назад +137

    No One
    Absolutely NO One
    Clayton: FAMILY NUT!
    Update: OH Banana Tunnel
    Clayton's products are great.

  • @livendus
    @livendus 3 года назад +4

    14:41 Clayton's delivery is just... It made my week. Thank you for this gift 🙏

  • @fishwearingsocks6402
    @fishwearingsocks6402 3 года назад +6

    I love the implied story that a child is talking to a snowman and 4 salespeople come up and start their pitches

  • @lonestarlibrarian1853
    @lonestarlibrarian1853 3 года назад +49

    I’ve seen this game played around ten different ways, but it always looks fun

  • @moonbasket
    @moonbasket Год назад +1

    Clayton is such an underrated comedian. I love that he goes entirely for comedy and no points. 😂

  • @elizabethedwards1682
    @elizabethedwards1682 3 года назад +6

    Really loved Jenna's traumatized "Honka Honka" after having suffered through Clayton's pitch for Desire Jelly

  • @shaedbear
    @shaedbear 3 года назад +29

    My favorite polygon employee is Jenna's Pusheen pillow

  • @Daedalussi
    @Daedalussi 3 года назад +15

    the background music matching each pitch is EXTRAORDINARY

  • @AdamGoodtime247
    @AdamGoodtime247 3 года назад +39

    Patrick truly is God's gift to humanity.

  • @vnnnnnnnnnnn
    @vnnnnnnnnnnn 3 года назад +59

    i cant stop thinking about a mad scientist's desire jelly and family nut

  • @DarkHorse0
    @DarkHorse0 2 года назад +1

    Oh god, the completely serious "Family Nut" drop got me so good I actually shed tears from laughing so hard, it's so freaking good. He just goes into an explanation without even breaking a sweat as if everyone would just accept it and not immediately burst into laughter, lmao. I've been binging the Overboard episodes and I think that's the hardest I've laughed so far, it's absolutely priceless.

  • @Elphie-Thropp
    @Elphie-Thropp 3 года назад +58

    YAY OVERBOARD! Thanks guys, every time one of these is released it’s a big boost to my mental health 💚 you’re all amazing!

  • @krell.1415
    @krell.1415 3 года назад +37

    Clayton's extensive innuendo this episode. Quality.

  • @_kakfa
    @_kakfa 3 года назад +10

    "rope hug" really missing the chance to sell "the sweet embrace of death"

  • @athenavonheon2
    @athenavonheon2 3 года назад +39

    Clayton accedetaly making euphemisms for almost every pitch is so funny

  • @abadira
    @abadira 3 года назад +10

    Pat's character work is phenomenal as always

  • @Fenrisaconite
    @Fenrisaconite 3 года назад +10

    I like to think that Clayton's salesman sold exclusively adult products that he had trouble shifting during hard times, and had to resort to re-marketing them for a wider audience.

  • @Robbie-qh3ni
    @Robbie-qh3ni 3 года назад +16

    Pats child voice almost made me cry. It was just that perfect

  • @Largo833
    @Largo833 3 года назад +9

    The only way the Family Nut pitch could have been better-
    Simone: I think you still have quite a bit of time on the clock, you wanna elaborate?
    Clayton: ...No!

  • @juliam.426
    @juliam.426 3 года назад +12

    “Time flies when you’re having fun.” -Patrick the executioner

  • @FreshGirl3000
    @FreshGirl3000 3 года назад +13

    Honestly the fact that it's only _one_ hell fact makes me extreeemely interested in it. What could be? How was it found out? Is it garanteed true? Does that mean hell exists in the first place? I need to know!

  • @mayacll1231
    @mayacll1231 3 года назад +81

    CL.. clownsona...

  • @px5383
    @px5383 3 года назад +15

    We NEED a compilation of all of Clayton's totally legitimate products that are NOT euphemisms

  • @duckymcfluff5552
    @duckymcfluff5552 3 года назад +142

    Today my product is very interesting the family nut

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +139

      RUclips's suggested replies to this are "That's great!", "Enjoy it" and "So Cool!"

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 3 года назад +23

      @@polygon wait RUclips gives content creators suggested replies??

    • @bauti
      @bauti 3 года назад +8

      @@chickenskink1 yup, and they are always bad

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 3 года назад +1

      @@bauti damn good to know

  • @Rhasher
    @Rhasher 3 года назад +6

    Clayton shouting FAMILY NUT made me cry with laughter so hard

  • @spiralknighter5227
    @spiralknighter5227 3 года назад +10

    If the pen is mightier than the sword, Sword Crayon must be unstoppable.
    P.S. Overboard is always a wild ride you guys are the best!

  • @NZsaltz
    @NZsaltz 3 года назад +55

    Pat's item in the second round was SO bad but his pitch was SO good
    Edit: Also, Pat got robbed in the fourth round because even if his item wasn't as useful, it was SO much more sentimental and I find it hard to believe this snowman wouldn't take the paper cap from his creator. Also, if movies are to be believed, it might have made him able to move around!

    • @russellcammarata9819
      @russellcammarata9819 3 года назад +11

      The snowman didn't care about Pat's sentimental pitch because he was ice cold.