Let's Play Um Jammer Lammy! Stage 3: After School Sale
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- Um Jammer Lammy
Stage 3: Baby, Baby!
Cathy Piller,
an eccentric caterpillar who runs the maternity ward and daycare. Despite being only a larva herself, she manages to pacify scores of babies with her dozens of horrifying body segments that independently grasp and pulsate the helpless kits. She has a weak stomach and a taste for sweets, and has no discretion about either.
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This has got to be the most batshit insane level for a video game ever
Not really. Vital Idol is harder
The cutscene accompanying the stage is literally a bad LSD trip
Yeah, but it's my favourite. Dunno why.
@@yournamegoeshere7584 Yeah, it is-
Around 2-3 lines are just pure button spam.
Cathy's constant vomiting is kind of unsettling
Hazel Maxwell (Computer Account) yeah she is an eternal caterpillar
I aint.
But kawaii
Her creepy voice from the abyss of hell doesn't help
@@Duvmasta is that why she's doing it? She's trying to metamorphosis but stoping herself from? 🤔
"NOW PUT THESE KIDS TO SLEEP, WILL YA?" You can put them to sleep in more then one way for you keep flinging them around like that
she use really a other baby
Than the baby will get more rest then you switching then and than like I'm purposefully doing
But flinging them around worked so well! They finally got to sleep
Anyone else find that part really unsettling?
"Now put these kids to sleep, will ya?"
* Swings the baby around in her hands *
PaRappa The Rapper *spins a baby like a baton*
She's ROCKING the baby to sleep
PaRappa is *spining a kid and its not ok he is going to jail for sexulay harrasing a baby*
and we can't forget that lammy's baby is gettig strummed like a guitar
*proceeds to play loud instrument*
0:46 I’m pretty sure this is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to a straight pride parade
this is a hilarious comment
@goofball they don't look evil tho but are you taking about this 1:06
LMFAOOOOOOO
@goofball the pregnant lady models are literally named "pregnant people" and the dad's models are "Gangsters"
U do know that lammy is a lesbian don't u
I don't think playing a baby's face will make it sleep
But they made them sleep forever.
No ha
or leting it rap to you
Someone laid on me a horrible pun that is probably the entire reason this stage exists. She's "rocking" the babies to sleep.
@among us is real 💀 well, thast a fast metod to do it
and also a metod to get into jail-
drowning a pregnant woman in a bubble of candy vomit: not recommended.
The fact that this sentence exists proves how weird the game is
You don't need to worry; she's been doing this for 50 years.
I just noticed she’s ROCKING the kids to sleep omg 😓
Who there’s a billion girls in this video
@@Srrattalaley_master this was 2 years ago
who’s the only person holding a baby guitar? huh, smart guy?
@@mochaXX16She’s a guitarist bro-
Lammy heard how some guitarists can make their guitars "cry and wail" and got the wrong idea.
she's playing a child's face
and?
@@mouthwide0pen thats not normal......
@@PrepLmmiun yeah it is
@@PrepLmmiun it's a game lol
Oh wait yeah it is
You know, i'm a bit disturbed by this stage.
Not by the the game play or psychodelic stuff.
But mostly the title, "After School Sale".
....at a maternity ward.
Are they applying the teenage pregnancy is so common in Parappa Town that they actually support it? Not that Lammy is a teen but still....
She was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
I have understood that Lammy is a teen. PaRappa is the kid. She even looks older than him.
How is Parappa a kid when he got a driver's license?
Lammy is a lamm
@@oldacc7379 fast learner?
Hours later:
Hospital/nursery and daycare shutdown due to mal practices. The nurse and associate were caught on security camera as several newborns have been reported dead from being shook, swung, and spun violently. Our correspondents caught up with the nurse this morning as she was given her sentence by the court and she had this to say: "We put those babies to sleep."
Nurse now faces life in prison for the murder of several babies while the associate... is still at large.
Lmao
What about having an illegal casino in a nursery?
I WAS A CATERPILLAR FOR FIFTY YEARS!
When is she going to become a butterfly
@@StudioHWOtheAnimator Never
@@StudioHWOtheAnimator
Once she consumes enough human souls, she’ll become the butterfly of the apocalypse and cause death and destruction wherever she flies.
@@theratman6468 ATTENTION BIKINI BOTTOM, THERE'S A FLYING MONSTER COMING TO EAT YOU!
Mayne she's a worm.
This is the creepiest part of this game especially when Cathy Pillar starts abruptly vomiting violently
I wonder why she does that?
@@PrideEepy64 go figure. :/
@@PrideEepy64my guess is that it’s a reference to morning sickness
This level makes me so uncomfortable- but it’s so catchy. I’ll literally find myself just saying “MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA MAMA MAMAMA” cause it’s so catchy- I hate it.
"Now put these kids to sleep will ya!"
That's what the damn I'm trying to do.
Anyone else find that part really unsettling?
I felt my heart sink at 2:43 when the row of triangles came into view
Underrated comment
The very start as well
as a project diva player IM AFRAID OF UM JAMMER LAMMY AND PARAPPA.
An entire row of triangles is terrifying to see as the first bar of the song.
When you fight the final boss at the beginning
“Now put these kids to sleep now will ya!”
*Proceeds to fling child around with reckless abandonment*
1:16 I did not know she barfs out spiral, sparky, 3d, and circular sprinkles.
This was made on drugs
They're actually how Dippin' Dots are made
I DON'T LIKE THIS FLAT BUG
Rixor12 WWHHHEEOOOWWW
MOM I WANT THE BUG
Rixor12
ROAST!!!
it likes to watch you sleep
😂😂😂😂🤣😂
lammy shreds on a fuckign baby
that's metal as shit
This game is weird
I want to play it
It is.
***** Yup. I have it. I beat all seven stages too. It took me a long time though.
***** Those stages are too hard for me. I can't even get past the first stage.
But the Parappa Versions of Taste of Teriyaki and Got to move are two of my favourite Parappa songs.
+Nitsua 1030 I Got Um Jammer Lammy On PS3
I forgot how nightmarish some of these levels could be
THANK YOU
"I wanna go to bed mama."
-No Toddler in existence
0:46 A PREGNANCY PARADE?! WHAT THE?
***** lol
+Candi Sugacube It's the wet dream of everyone with a pregnancy fetish!
Yack!!
Candi Sugacube That's what we're all thinking.
+Candi Sugacube No, not a pregnancy parade! A LABOR parade!
THERE'S A ROULETTE WHEEL IN A NURSERY
I GUESS GET THEM SPENDIN' WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG
@@skeezo.reynolds Mmm... chocolate fudge...
In parappa Town everything has a casino
@@bepisthescienceman4202dojo...casino... it's all in the mind
Anyone notice they are all rabbits.
Probably a reference to how in real life rabbits can have a lot of babies at one time. They can actually get pregnant while they are already pregnant. One time I was at the shelter and this rabbit had at least twelve babies.
Rabbits are good at multiplying (someone please get the reference)
I did get the reference
I understand it now
i got it nice one
I don't
@@bird5109 line from the movie Zootopia
"i don't like this flat bug!"
*Cathy pillar throws the baby into oblivion*
everything about this level is WTF
+space trenton ITS A ECTASY TRIP.
-*an-
I would say it's the single strangest level in the series.
"Fixed" your like count
It’s not good to know that lammy can impregnate from pizza
...Anyone else concerned about her gouging that baby's eyes out?
Just me?
okaaayyy...
Apparently not even the baby... guitar, but the little fella does start crying only when Lammy starts messing up....
Im more concerned how gouging that ones eyes out puts the rest to sleep... are they fainting from seeing the horrifying display that um jammy lammer is putting on?
chocovul7 That only happens in AWFUL mode, and they look sad in BAD mode. Wait, did you even notice the other babies?
nope not just u same me aswell
Queen of Cutlets :)
This is my favorite song in the game.
How can you decide? I like them all!
Don't hug me... I am scared
@@solouno2280 *WHATS YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?!*
@@whydoihave100subs Mine is being CrEaTiVe
0:31 I love how the same notes are used for every "oh shit ## minutes to go" moment in different keys instead of having to make entirely new ones.
This is a great way to teach your babies, teach them how to gamble.
This Stage creeped me out.
Um Jammer Lammy: Making babies look like devils since 1999.
Rhythm Seven Eleven *into the devil
Sernsica l GIVE ME SOME MILK. GIVE ME SOME FOOD.
Rhythm Seven Eleven
N O W P U T T H E S E K I D S T O S L E E P W I L L Y A ?
KONAN_ nah
Rhythm Seven Eleven
O O O O O O O O O O O H H H H H
J A M M E R L A M M Y
This entire game is an LSD fever dream.
Couldn't say it any different myself, I'm seriously confused and since I'm confused I'm scared.
series*
Didn't she sleep in? And she's a rock star. So yeah
5:05 this is exactly how I would play guitar if you gave me one.
Lammy's probably going to be in therapy for a long time all cause of this one moment.
And so is everyone who watched this
I always sing this song to myself when my 3 year old son and 7 month old daughter plunge our house into chaos.
the visuals: nightmare inducing
the lyrics: wtf
the song: actual banger
One of the stranger stages. I still don't know what the hell Cathy Pillar was spitting up there, the fact a store/place like that exists in the game, and using a baby as a guitar. One thing I am amused by is how all the mothers are bunnies.
This is the most batshit insane game I've ever seen
(This story seems irrelevant at first, but stick around till the end)
When I was playing Pikmin 2, I entered the Submerged Castle fully knowing what was going to happen. Yet all the amount of videos and guides I could have studied did not prepare me for the actual horror of the Waterwraith. The Waterwraith gave me unease - where did it come from? What exactly was it? How many of my blues would be killed.
I had the pleasure of going through Undertale blind (despite the fandom, it's really a good game). I remember entering the True Lab on my Pacifist run and encountering the Amalgamates - their twisted version of the text you have seen before, Snowdrake's mother's distorted music, the absence of music except for a heavy breathing noise in Endogeny's fight - I just wanted to back away.
Why am I telling you these stories? Because the Waterwraith and the Amalgamates, things that were meant to be unsettling, gave me the same feeling as Cathy Pillar did. I don't even know why. Her voice is kind of distorted, she vomits or something with the unknown material all the time, they're playing that creepy baby music... it's creepy.
Alright,... I've just grabbed Undertale after reading this. I gotta say it's awesome. Thanks, I guess....
Feels like a cool midsummer rain onto a feverish mind.
"Now put these kids to sleep, will ya?"
Lammy: literally doing guitar riffs on a baby.
Baby: Also manages to go to sleep somehow.
this is just a fever dream, i mean there is just so much wrong.
-Medium rare pizza?
-Parade of identical pregnant bunnies and their spouses all going to give birth?
-FUCKING TERRIFYING VOMITING CATERPILLER
-SERIOUSLY WHATS UP WITH THE FUCKING VOMIT
-THE CATERPILLER JUST EXTENDS AND ENCASES THE ROOM LIKE AN ANCIENT CHAOS DEMON
this game is my idea of hell
IKR
Ok, so while Parappa crashed his dad's car and sells things at a flea market in order to get money for it, Lammy is mistaken for being pregnant when she actually isn't and has to put kids to sleep as a result of not being pregnant.
*I DON'T LIKE THIS FLAT BUG*
Casually throws the child into oblivion
Am I the only one who thinks all of the bunny babies are adorable?
No
Nope (also both ur replies are from Osc members lol)
@@YOYO44BANG cool pfp
Now that i'm actually playing this game....HOLY SHIT! I never thought a game could make me feel insecure about my own abilities. I'm not sure even how to get through most of the stages just on the minimum.
Long-ears the rabbit was blinded at a young age, and has not seen the light of day since then
Mistaken teen pregnancy is fine, but god forbid we have a character die or say that an angel is mean.
like the starecrown game on steam literally said that angels can do wrong???
*watches 10 seconds of video*
*turns of ipad*
Me: *jumps of balcony*
BRO THEY ONLY ATE PIZZA WTHHH
@@fuitbythefoot IKR
@@megangrindstaff1295 Yee
@@fuitbythefoot Age was the cause of her "false labour", due to being older, her metabolism is now slower and not very strong like how it probably used to be.
1:12
"Credit cards excepted"
Also, how is a caterpillar 50 or more years old?
Also, some of the bunny babies look like Thunder Bunny from some series of comic books made by this game's character designer.
leave it to lammy to have the fastest metabolism in the world
I remember cracking up so hard and lost when I saw the lady spinning the baby like a driving wheel.
fyi her name is cathy! /nm
I love the joke that all the pregnant women are bunnies
Lammy as a character is truly interesting to me, but the scenarios they put her in make my skin crawl. At least the guitar is pretty good
one slice of pizza: gets mistaken for a pregnant person
Lammy: Idk what is 0+0 :(
Someone: *Casino*
Lammy: :O I KNOW HOW TO CURE ALL DISEASES! LEAVE IT TO LAMMY!
With a guitar, she is brave
With a guitar and after the word casino is said in earshot, she is unstoppable...
Why does that fucking caterpillar throw up so much?
Because potatoes
She is old af
Spartacat and Paka In the desc it says she's a larva
how do you think she feed the kids?
O_o
Parappa the Rapper in three words: I GOTTA BELIEVE! :D!
UmJammer Lammy: LEAVE IT TO LAMMY! :D
+Don Brinson "I gotta believe!" feels more Inspiring. :v
Toriel Dreemurr Goat Mom that you!? Please tell me the fandom isn't here!
No UT fandom here. Perfect.
wow that so cool guys parapa always says three words:I GOTTA BELIVE! and Lammy says four word:leave it to LAMMY :)
meme_farmer02 yes and "I gotta believe" is 3 words ;)
Cathy Pillar: I have been doing my job for 50 years. *Since Unjammer Lammy was made in 1999, she has been working since 1949. Interesting....*
7:23 baby: Cuz here I go.
Didn't you know.
I am a kid.
I don't like this flat bug.
That's technically a fourth wall break, because it's not known if the other characters actually know if they're paper Thin characters.
@@StafkiGTN true... but it was so on time that logic doesn't matter.
YOOOO! SHES “ROCKING” THE BABYS TO SLEEP!!!
LMFAOOO
2:22 ah yes my favorite instrument
*Baby*
I used to think the "surf rock a baby to sleep" was a joke, and then I played Hylics 2. I'd absolutely put a baby to sleep to that shit.
Lore: the children bravely spammed a bunch of buttons in the jam to discourage Lammy, but to no avail, their comrade would never see again, so they gave up and said "Ok we'll just SHUT IT if you like gouging eyes out so much, cuz we sleepy."
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Catchy every second: *NOW PUT THESE KIDS TO SLEEP WILL YA*
The first time a parappa character is not completely flat.
"Stage 3 is where the game starts becoming a twinge abnormal."
You don't say? Couldn't have worded it better myself XD
On a side note, fuckin' hell's bells Cathy Pillar is the most unsettling thing I've ever seen. "I don't like this flat bug!" is right @_@
The intro cutscene of this level is the weirdest
Bruh, I thought at first that *HARM* is like a bonus mode, which is even more superior than cool. I didn't knew you can change the sound filter before. Also when kid said "ma'am, I don't like you!" and she literally threw him away I laughed way too hard.
5:22 I didn't notice that! Stage 3 with the frog had it! I thought it would be easy because the timing is soooo hard to get!
This level is entirely made of Cathy’s body jeez
I'm surprised that you stayed at good even when you lost like 40 points on one line
this is yet one of the most uncomfortable and funny shit i had ever seen in a game
About that pizza; is it super calorie-high, or does Lammy have a shit metabolism?
Yeah thats rasonable
I think is the two things in one
Both
i love how at the end she stops holding the baby and its just floating on her knees
Eats one slice of pizza
Diabetes hits hard
Lanny is hallucinogenic, her hallucinating makes her see guitars... I think she may have an addiction to guitars and played then so much she died of exhaustion, now she's in limbo, forever going through a cycle of what she believes to be gutairs and plays them, not only torturing herself but things around her by turning them into guitars...
Lore of Um Jammer Lammy confirmed. >:D
She used a piece of plane as a guitar and crashed it later on
That or she is on drugs
Caterpillar babysitter: help me out!
Lammy: I'm gonna turn this baby into a guitar!
Caterpillar babysitter: this is definitely not a bad idea lol
I wonder if they just ran out of ideas for stages and used the most fruity and insane ideas they had left
*kid bites Lammy's finger* Lammy: Ouch, Charlie
Bravo
A-grade nightmare fuel here....
Agreed
Lammy: is this a guitar?
Everyone:wow I never knew you could make a bunny a guitar
Lammy has schizophrenia she just see everything as a guitar.
The baby bunny:split facts in baby*
The lammy baby bunny:my eyes hurt so bad,someone is touching it like a guitar
0:36 Did Lammy just shit out balloons and a rainbow?
XD
Ew.
4:25 that part can go eat a buttcheek and explode
4:54 "I'll shut up now I'm sleepy" amount of those kids: 0 | people who wish kids were like that: 100
1:34 are you going to Brazil!!!
(Ps: I am Brazilian and playing in a parappa gringo video, is this normal?)
WHY IS THIS STAGE SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN IN VS MODE?!
3:45 I think this is the best part of the stage.
How can someone be confused of being pregnant if they are full?
These fucking songs, man, they're weird
weird, but catchy.
I suppose that counts for almost all of nana-on sha's rhythm games.
Ruth The Original NANANANNANANA-ONSHA
Weird, but Catchy sometimes
I now have carpal tunnel from watching this
I never knew babies could rap so good, nor did they had a colorful language
“Now put these kids to sleep will ya?!”
-weird worm woman, thing
Rammy: “Come on! I never liked this stage!”
WOW CATHY ISINT THE TEACHER, ITS THE TEACHER oh and this stage probably has more of the same shapes together
I love that Lammy is so socially awkward that she gets into a pregnancy thing lol
Baby rabbit:Gimme the car,the one that goes vroom.
Me:ALL CARS GO VROOM!