There is a history of this type going back to slavery. The house negro often identified with the massa over the field workers. It's about acceptance into the circle, even in an inferior capacity. It's about proximity to whiteness. And in this day and age, it's about getting paid.
They don't see themselves as that. But Crowder sees them as such. You know? The pliable ones, the "good ones". Until they disagree with him, then they're back to being negras.
Elon Musk and "Grimes " kids names transliterated into English are: X AE xii, Exa Dark SiderAEl, and Techno Mechanicus. White folks NEVER be makin' up names. Funny, I thought he named them John, Mary and Joey.
He Sam can u throw that female next to u some of that good good? Cause she seems super miserable all the time. Would it kill her to smile once when not being a pretentious shrew? Tell her man to give it to her better cause she is obviously not getting it properly being that miserable. I feel bad for those who must interact with her
Especially after everything that came about him and his wife. I don't care if someone is speaking the facts or is exposing the secrets of the government... If I find out they mentally and emotionally abuse not just their wife... But their pregnant wife... I'd never take anything they say literally and always have disgust towards them.
My biggest gripe with modern lingo. When the most liberal people complain about "the libs" I cringe into myself so hard that it creates a black hole that destroys the universe. Libertarians complaining about liberals... Ugh.
the people in the room being forced to debase themselves by laughing at his jokes or he'll throw a tantrum is extremely funny. maybe crowder is an expert comedian after all.
Disagree, Stern did punch down a lot, especially in the 90s. Regardless, he was an interesting personality who had talent and was funny. Crowder has never been any of those things.
Howard Stern was always making fun of mentally challenged people. Look into a guy called Beatlejuice. He exploited him for years along with plenty of other unfortunates.
PLEASE PLEASE review Crowder's new roundtable show with Nick Di Paolo, Jim Bruer and Brian Kallen...It is criminally bad, and SO cringe. It is ripe for satirical dissection (preferably with Andy Kindler in tow). PLEASE - surprised you haven't already done it...
Did you fat shame someone??? They hate her politics and yes guys, ALL of that stuff: black, woman, lesbian DEFINITELY were front and center in her selection process. Live this channel, always good to see how the other guy thinks
Dude is on a show that the name was completely made up for him. It wasn't Louder with Tucker on FOX -News- every night. Why couldn't Steven just use a conventional name, like Tonight with Steven Crowder...
I feel like if your a senator which is a very important job you should be living in that state for no less then ten years not move back cause you got appointed. It’s so corrupt that we accept this stuff as normal
If it helps, Swahili is one of the most widely spoken languages in Africa a continent with huge lingiustic and cultural diversity. I mean Crowder doesn't care about any of that but fun fact for everyone else.
K. Just to be clear. So if u make a joke about a straight or so-called straight person. being gay or being on Grindr. That's funny or an insult how? Because he's homosexual? What's the burn here? His marriage failed and he's having sex with guys? And doing that is somehow wrong? Imagine being such a bigot and getting so many thumbs-up by other bigots who think u made a joke COngrats.
@@same6163 wow, if you didn't see what he did as abusive, I wonder how many warrants are out for your arrest. My husband and I yelled at each other, but I would have left WAY sooner if he'd spoken to me like that. Kinda scary the level of BS one reads in RUclips comments.
My favorite white person name is TINSLEY-she was a Real Housewife of NYC for a while. Her ex-husband was named "TOPPER" ".Even better are the unpronounceable and indecipherable names of Elon Musk and " Grimes " kids. White people would never make up names!
@carole2403xqv1 "Tinsley" is such a tinny word, like "litterbin" or "newspaper". "Topper" on the other hand has a woody quality to it, like "caribou", "gorn", "sausage" or "erogenous zone". Anyone got a bucket of water?
I mean even a name like mine which is relatively ancient, was still just made up at some point. Someone a long time ago just thought it sounded cool and named their kid.
@@ligma212 Someone who is bi is always bi, regardless of what kind of relationship they're in at the moment. While it's true that a lot of bi people will use "gay" as shorthand, it's a common misconception that their orientation changes from heterosexual to homosexual. Granted, I don't expect Crowder to comprehend, let alone come to terms with any of this.
No one should care about his sexuality. Everyone should care about his treatment of his pregnant wife. If dudebro treats his pregnant wife like that, how's he going to treat other pregnant women? Homeboy is a Batman villain.
"Guys, there's more rumours about me being a closeted homosexual. What are more signifiers of masculinity I can use?" "Geeze, chief, you got just about all of them. I guess you could go for an even tighter muscle shirt and grow a mustache?" "Genius! Now nobody could ever think I'm gay!"
"Laphonza" is obviously derived from the Latin/Visigothic name Alphonsa meaning "noble and ready". Her name has dropped the "al" element, which means "noble", and replaced with the common AAV prefix "La" meaning "the". So Laphonza means "the ready".
I see the perfectly reasonable mistake you've made here. Steven isn't rocking the 'divorced dad' stache ..... he's modelling the wannabe 'gay pornstar' stache.
Hodge, twins used to do workout videos, and I guess at some point they realized how easy it is to grift from Trumper’s, and Maga world. I mean that really is a formula for making dough, sell out your values and make offensive commentary to own Libs.
For them…not at all. You heard one of them say “Jesus Black people” like they aren’t Black. They are literal proof that Black people aren’t a monolith but speak as if they are.
Sams like that nerdy kid who would be jealous of the sporty chad and tell the teacher he saw steven chewing in class, smoking behing the sports hall and swearing in the religious studies class.
@@armondtanz The guy who made I'm With Busey would be that guy? The guy from Sex & The City was ratting out sporty chads? Not a great judge of character, huh?
@@JimmyNuisance l-l-look youtube steven is being steven, im a good monitized servant who says all the right fings.... I'll omit all the facts outta ever news story, make criminals the victims, hav my co host say "i dont censor kids" (wut???)... B-b-but look at steven.
Excuse me! Those people were "involuntarily relocated"! I'll be notifying Gov. DeSantis immediately! Prepare for re-education! *by PragerU's "correct" indoctri... best education ever!
@@johnallenbailey1103 The Swahili people largely come from the East Coast of Africa while Black Americans largely have West and Central African ancestry.
@@standoughope they work for the Beef Rackets, which are 90% subsidised, that's why they go on about steak etc. Their favourite things are all examples of Communism, from Beef to Oil and the Military
Does he also think all Irish names are actually in Irish? Because there's a very good reason why they aren't. It's whatever some bigoted WASP could be bothered to write down. Stephen Watts Kearny, U.S. Army officer who conquered New Mexico and helped win California during the Mexican War (1846-48). He doesn't even have the proper Anglicized version of the surname, prob because some other WASP was lazy and dropped the second e. The Irish version would be Ó Catharnaigh. Same with all the American place names, which either use Kearney/Kearny. FFS, even Crowder could have the same thing levelled at his surname. In Wales and in English counties bordering Wales, the name may have been an Anglicized form of the equivalent Welsh crythor 'fiddler'. Or versions of Dutch/German surnames.
Grifters love being canceled. It's part of their brand. But they need to be canceled for the accepted worst things to be canceled for. Bitching at your wife and showing your male staff your junk is not on that list.
Crowder being just being racist is generally my expectation of him, he cant seem to ever even have a dislike of anything without some sort of additional racist reason for it.
i think he genuinely believes the racist shit because a coward like crowder can probably count on one hand the number of times he's interacted with a nonwhite person and because he's such a gump he probably got clowned hard and he bears a deep grudge over being exposed.
Right. So accusing someone of perhaps being gay or in the closet? That's an insult? Is that your point? So wonderful that the bigots on this side, dont even know they're bigots congrats.
He serves MAGAstan.... don't expect maturity. It's all about hate, grievance, cruelty and all wrapped around the typical southern strategy "I'm not a racist....BUT...."
Him and his viewers are forever locked in adolescents. Some boys eventually become men. Other boys become stunted teens and host or watch bullshit like this.
Can he update his black imitation? That wasn’t good in the 70s. But in all seriousness why is Crowder so preoccupied with us? Did he have a mean black landlord or school teacher? What gives?
His only experience with black people comes from watching reruns of "good times" or 'the Jeffersons" on days he skipped school and smoked a lot of weed. The forced laughter made me feel uncomfortable. Watching him is weird because I usually feel a little pity when I'm cringing through a comedian bombing , but not when he does. Making fun of someone's name? Talking the way racists think black people talk? I can't believe you can do that and be a millionaire--that's how desperate the right is for people, and the best they have is well.....not good.
My gf was discouraged by a pastor from naming her child Miguel as a baptismal name because it wasn’t biblical 😅, despite Miguel being the Spanish variant of Michael. It could be argued that Miguel is probably closer in pronunciation to the Hebrew or Aramaic than is the English version Michael. I’d had a similar conversation with a woman complaining about why Spanish speakers didn’t “call on Jesus” with his proper name and instead used “Hay-Soos” which I tried to explain is probably closer to the Aramaic than is “Gee-sus” or “Gee-sis”. She didn’t know what Aramaic was😢. So much for the historical knowledge of too many USA Christians. Btw, Aramaic is the language spoken in ancient Palestine at the dawn of Christianity.
Don't forget about his collapsed chest, which he fixed with cosmetic surgery, which then led to his lung collapsing and him missing the birth of his twins. That's funny too.
BTW, Crowder should try that black voice in a small town...like Brooklyn. Oh, and with the Hodgetwins right there next to him laughing like they're doing in a studio. And with no security. Man...I'd PAY to see that.
Is it just me, or do other people find themselves having to check when a video was posted because it feels like I've seen all these things happen before. Like, didn't crowder do this same thing like a year ago?
I know he's not self aware, but very few people can pull off a mustache. And he obviously can't either. Great mustaches of history, an incomplete list: Freddie Mercury Vincent Price Tom Selleck Dabney Coleman Danny Glover Emiliano Zapata Frida Kahlo Sam Elliott Burt Reynolds Alex Trebec Mark Twain Friedrich Nietzsche Prince Ron Burgundy
As someone who isn't from the US, the African American vernacular is one of the things that I admire the most about black Americans. No matter which corner of the country they're in, they mostly speak the same way. That's a story of resistance and refusal to adopt an identity that was imposed on you. Unfortunately, one of the things that break my heart is knowing that they're the most religious group in the whole of the US. As someone who comes from a society that follows a religion introduced by colonizers, though not by force, I refuse to accept any morality that comes from or brought by a group of people who practiced slavery. No way. As I always say, I refuse to worship a god who couldn't find anyone other than slave owners and colonizers to deliver his message of salvation to me. So, I'd urge African Americans to infuriate racists like Crowder even more by ditching the religious ideologies of his slave owning ancestors. At least make it your own and mix it with a lot of pagan elements from the traditional religions of your ancestors in Africa.
I'm just throwing this out there: Christianity was forced through conquest & alliance on much of Europe. If I'm not mistaken, Lithuania wasn't converted until just before Columbus landed in the new world.
@@PMickeyDee Well, I can't speak for other people. I'm a black person so I can only speak about the experience of black people. Moreover, there's nothing that compares to chattel slavery. In my opinion, if god was real he/she/it would have made slavery the ultimate sin. But in practice, the slave owners were using the bible to justify their heinous crimes. Having said that, as someone who is non-religious, I welcome any person or group of people who realizes the profound inconsistency, to say the least, in oppressing and conquering others on one hand and claiming to be god's messengers on the other. I'm just saying in the case of black people, particularly within the context of the United States, the hypocrisy and inconsistency is much more evident. So, in my opinion, black Americans should be the least religious, if at all, not the most.
@@Adam-nw1vy I hope my comment didn't sound like I was trying equate something that was done long, long ago (i.e, somewhere between a millenia to 600 years ago) to what people are still living with today. I was just going with bey fun fact since _most_ people don't realize how Christianity was actually spread across Europe. It's also extremely ironic how slave holders used their religion to justify their enslavement of Africans. Back yonder when it was spreading across Europe one big reason rulers adopted it was often the fact that being a Christian state meant that other Christians wouldn't be allowed to take other Christians into slavery. Most AA slaves either were Christian or converted - yet somehow they & all of their descendants were inferior & subject to enslavement. It's incredible the mental gymnastics people will deploy to justify their own deeds.
I really don't think Americans know the meaning of "RACIST". Every incident today is racist. Americans are the dumbest society in the Western World, it shows by looking at all the elective politicians they put in Washington
@@funnyfoxbirdCrowder is an actual insane person, probably multi personalities, got everything he wanted growing up so hes only ever known to be a spoiled brst diva, and yet I still find myself disliking the dry emotionless Sam Sedar even more lol. Bet ya didn't expect that end part
@@curiositypremiumaccount why are you confessing this to me? 1. idc who you watch, that’s you’re prerogative. 2. Why do you care what my response says about me?
@@guitarandrums Yes but a name can be what you call "gibberish" and disrupt absolutely nothing. Your name doesn't have to have any meaning or traditional reference to serve the purpose of identifying you. Infact only bigots are offended by new and unusual names imo
Now all I can imagine is the button on his desk as his co-hosts are riffing too long. There’s something really sad and insecure behind those eyes. I’m sure Crowder regrets that he can’t grow a mustache over them too.
there's a white republican senator named "markwayne" and that's cool to them. but if a non-white person was named "mar-kwayne" all hell would break loose.
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Crowder looks like he’s wearing a Halloween costume you’d find at Spirit called “strong guy” or something with a fake mustache and a muscly body suit.
Yeah that's what I was thinking. It's fine to be muscular but his body looks so awkward like he's wearing a shirt with fake built in muscles.
@@DBul3000Reminds me of those balloon arms from that one SpongeBob episode
"gay guy" more like
Its mind boggling seeing those two dudes just sit there and laugh at steven being racist against them
They aren’t “like other girls.” You could hear them say “Jesus, black people” they aren’t Black in their eyes.
Money.
There is a history of this type going back to slavery. The house negro often identified with the massa over the field workers.
It's about acceptance into the circle, even in an inferior capacity. It's about proximity to whiteness.
And in this day and age, it's about getting paid.
They don't see themselves as that. But Crowder sees them as such. You know? The pliable ones, the "good ones". Until they disagree with him, then they're back to being negras.
@@mastermoose8390 and lack of integrity and pride on who they are.
Huh, it’s almost like Crowder knows that being cancelled doesn’t actually have any consequences
@@HappyThifeboth are true
Talking about black people has no consequences. They don't even have to apologize
@@mornediablo7819Especially if you got some coons to chuckle along with you.
Being “cancelled” is just a tool for the right to fund raise.
They're paid by billionaires and boosted by Social Media.
Can we stop pretending there's a meritocracy to selling out?
As if “Alphonso” isn’t a name he’s heard a million times
I knew it sounded like a spin on a name I heard before but it didn't come to me until I read this comment.
Alphonso/Alfonso is an actual name, with an actual meaning.
Elon Musk and "Grimes " kids names transliterated into English are:
X AE xii, Exa Dark SiderAEl, and Techno Mechanicus. White folks NEVER be makin' up names. Funny, I thought he named them John, Mary and Joey.
@@romanpaladinowhat does Alfonso mean?
White Americans go around with names like Gederrich Chestington-Ladleur III. No room to talk.
I love the way Crowder pays people to laugh at his idiotic jokes.
shit, where is my check?
and to put his junk on their back
Hope there's some money left over to pay people to compliment his idiotic mustache too.
He Sam can u throw that female next to u some of that good good? Cause she seems super miserable all the time. Would it kill her to smile once when not being a pretentious shrew? Tell her man to give it to her better cause she is obviously not getting it properly being that miserable. I feel bad for those who must interact with her
Also stop censoring posts, I miss when the Yews were about freedom of speech
I genuinely cannot understand how anyone can watch someone like Crowder unironically.
They're mostly frustrated, unfuckable losers, that, or edgy little kids who don't know any better.
Especially after everything that came about him and his wife. I don't care if someone is speaking the facts or is exposing the secrets of the government... If I find out they mentally and emotionally abuse not just their wife... But their pregnant wife... I'd never take anything they say literally and always have disgust towards them.
@ShaquilleOatmeal849 Turns out, the people who loudly claim that they believe in "Family values" are full of shit, lol.
@ShaquilleOatmeal849 he isn't speaking the facts or exposing the secrets of the government though.
@@ShaquilleOatmeal849pregnant _with twins!_ ;-;
Just when I thought this guy couldn't have more divorced guy energy, and then he grows a porn stache.
SAME THOUGHT. Like, _"Dude,_ the f*ck happened to you?? Just take your L, pay that woman everything, and grow the F up."
Steven seems like the kind of person that saw Chappelle's blind clansman skit and thought, "It's funny because he's doing a funny sounding voice!"
The Hodge stooges with those beards are cosplaying as duck dynasty.
definitely
Question: What happens when a guy who already has hardcore "divorced guy" energy gets divorced?
The coldest feet around town.
You don't need to be "cancelled" when you exist in a right wing echo chamber. Nobody else is mildly interested. 😂😂
0% liberal T-shirt.
The etymology of the word 'liberal' would be an interesting read for the Crowder crowd LOL
My biggest gripe with modern lingo. When the most liberal people complain about "the libs" I cringe into myself so hard that it creates a black hole that destroys the universe. Libertarians complaining about liberals... Ugh.
😂😂😂 Wow! This coming from a notorious serial sexual harasser and closet case, he definitely has plenty of room to talk.
Steven is a made up name.
If nothing else happens in my life, I would like to see Steven crowder do that schitick in front of a black person who won’t give him a pass.
the people in the room being forced to debase themselves by laughing at his jokes or he'll throw a tantrum is extremely funny. maybe crowder is an expert comedian after all.
Expert unintentional comedian. An actual lolcow
He’s been doing these kinds of skits… basically forever.
Which is what makes him... basically so pathetic.
And there are two 🦝🦝 laughing along with the racist triscuit
I'm stealing this.
Growing a mustache is much more dangerous than people realize.
You're very straight, Steven.
Thank you, Emma.
I`m sure Crowder would be please to know that his stache looks almost exactly like Freddie Mercurys.
Good lord the Paul Blart mustache that good is dawning.
I get wanting to be a shock jock but he's no Howard Stern, and Howard Stern doesn't rely on punching down.
To be fair, punching down used
to be Howard's bread & butter 🙄
You must be very young. Howard Stern is trash and did nothing but punch down until recently.
Disagree, Stern did punch down a lot, especially in the 90s. Regardless, he was an interesting personality who had talent and was funny. Crowder has never been any of those things.
Howard Stern made millions punching down.
Howard Stern was always making fun of mentally challenged people. Look into a guy called Beatlejuice. He exploited him for years along with plenty of other unfortunates.
So, Crowder is just being his usual despicable self, but now with a moustache? Got it!
As someone who’s been working on his own fantasy series for ~6 years, one of the single most difficult things to do is come up with names 😂
Desperate divorced guy energy
Can’t stand the rocket racoon twins. They give us biracial folks a bad look. Anything for a buck
I can’t imagine how stinky Crowder’s studio is…
Smells like jizz and beef jerky. Prolly.
Smells like body odor, cigars to make him look "manly" and the whole rotisserie chicken he gorged down when the cameras were off
@@ligma212 Especially his underling in the red shirt!
@@ligma212 B/O and smoke aint more manly than jizz and beef jerky
Don’t make me snatch every mufuker birtday
Now that's funny 😂😂😂
PLEASE PLEASE review Crowder's new roundtable show with Nick Di Paolo, Jim Bruer and Brian Kallen...It is criminally bad, and SO cringe. It is ripe for satirical dissection (preferably with Andy Kindler in tow). PLEASE - surprised you haven't already done it...
I couldn't believe it. I went into douche chill overload.@@HappyThife
Especially as they're all clearly afraid of not pleasing Crowder, embarrassingly their boss...
The title of this video could be applicable to anything crowder has done in the last 10 years
Also. I was just getting to the mustache. Surprised he still glues one on. Amazing when children dress up.
That divorced dad moustache fits Crowder
Hey Crowder, the 70’s called, they want their mustache back
The saddest thing about this is Steven Crowder has fallen so low in terms of relevance he honestly thinks people care to cancel him 😂
Mr Crowder was simply conveying crude humor -- Mr Seder's and Ms Vigeland's reaction to Mr Crowder's levity indicates pure racism, on their part
He couldn't even remember he's a fool
lol that mustache
If the SNL "Olive Garden Ad" was a person.
The Hodge Twins totally sold out. I'm so disappointed in them.
Did you fat shame someone??? They hate her politics and yes guys, ALL of that stuff: black, woman, lesbian DEFINITELY were front and center in her selection process. Live this channel, always good to see how the other guy thinks
Dude is on a show that the name was completely made up for him. It wasn't Louder with Tucker on FOX -News- every night. Why couldn't Steven just use a conventional name, like Tonight with Steven Crowder...
I feel like if your a senator which is a very important job you should be living in that state for no less then ten years not move back cause you got appointed. It’s so corrupt that we accept this stuff as normal
If it helps, Swahili is one of the most widely spoken languages in Africa a continent with huge lingiustic and cultural diversity. I mean Crowder doesn't care about any of that but fun fact for everyone else.
When Republicans search for candidates dont they look for
1) white
2) straight
3) Christians
?
Jokes on him. In Aramaic, the name Steven means "bag containing copius amounts of douche"
Oh shit he grew out the mustache. That man has been spending time on Grindr ever since things went down with his wife.
K. Just to be clear. So if u make a joke about a straight or so-called straight person. being gay or being on Grindr. That's funny or an insult how?
Because he's homosexual?
What's the burn here?
His marriage failed and he's having sex with guys? And doing that is somehow wrong?
Imagine being such a bigot and getting so many thumbs-up by other bigots who think u made a joke
COngrats.
Because he certainly never went down on her. 🤷♂️
@@same6163why are you defending a man that doesnt know you exist go outside and talk to real people
Bro may as well get a shirt that says “Insecure in my masculinity”
@@johnnyboy81zUP: Try harder, loser.
@@johnnyboy81zUP have you just got here from 2016? lmao
@@RenataKleinRK: It’s called insecurity.
@@Marcella_CosafinaOOF!! PERFECT! 😂😂
Jack of Nazareth. Crowder is funny. Sam and this bimbo are just jealous of his numbers.
If being abusive to his pregnant wife, on camera, didn't get him completely cancelled, perhaps nothing will. 🙄
hey the president sexually assaulted a co-worker. And no one cares. So whoses to says what gets u cancelled
But that's the bad kind of cancelling, he wants the one where he can get more people to watch
why would a bunch of incels cancel their king for incel behavior
What does your husband think?
@@same6163 wow, if you didn't see what he did as abusive, I wonder how many warrants are out for your arrest. My husband and I yelled at each other, but I would have left WAY sooner if he'd spoken to me like that. Kinda scary the level of BS one reads in RUclips comments.
I can't believe Laphonza wasn't fortunate enough to be given a name with innate and intrinsic meaning like "Steven". 🙏🏼
My favorite white person name is TINSLEY-she was a Real Housewife of NYC for a while. Her ex-husband was named "TOPPER" ".Even better are the unpronounceable and indecipherable names of Elon Musk and " Grimes " kids. White people would never make up names!
@@carole2403xqv1 😂 those are hilarious names, good god
@carole2403xqv1 "Tinsley" is such a tinny word, like "litterbin" or "newspaper".
"Topper" on the other hand has a woody quality to it, like "caribou", "gorn", "sausage" or "erogenous zone". Anyone got a bucket of water?
*sighs*
"Steven"
Such a rich tapestry of meaning.
I mean even a name like mine which is relatively ancient, was still just made up at some point. Someone a long time ago just thought it sounded cool and named their kid.
It's cute how he thinks people give a shit about his repressed homosexuality
Prolly bi but still lol
@@mr.sushi2221uhhh his attraction to men even if he was bi would make him homosexual when he's attracted to guys in the moment.
@@ligma212 Someone who is bi is always bi, regardless of what kind of relationship they're in at the moment. While it's true that a lot of bi people will use "gay" as shorthand, it's a common misconception that their orientation changes from heterosexual to homosexual. Granted, I don't expect Crowder to comprehend, let alone come to terms with any of this.
No one should care about his sexuality. Everyone should care about his treatment of his pregnant wife. If dudebro treats his pregnant wife like that, how's he going to treat other pregnant women? Homeboy is a Batman villain.
@@ligma212Maybe he can hook up with Matt Walsh. They are pretty much the same person.
Right-wing propaganda stop hiring failed comedians challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Isn't that the joke Schumer roasted him with? 'I sometimes go fishing but don't introduce myself as a fisherman. You sometimes do comedy...'
Roman Catholics who minored in Liberal Arts and Majored in Social Sciences*
One her rare likeable moments
Or actors
He does stand up , do you know if he was on Joe Rogan podcast
"Guys, there's more rumours about me being a closeted homosexual. What are more signifiers of masculinity I can use?"
"Geeze, chief, you got just about all of them. I guess you could go for an even tighter muscle shirt and grow a mustache?"
"Genius! Now nobody could ever think I'm gay!"
And a Builder's hat 😂
"Rip the sleeves off, let's go Freddy Mercury with shitty hair."
Be thankful he's sitting down, and you can't see his posing pouch and riding chaps... You know, like cowboys have.
I'm going with the huge feather headdress and some war paint
Stevie is not a closeted homosexual, that door is wide TF open and has been for years.
Man, he’s really leaning into that “divorced dad” stache isn’t he?
And all he'll talk about with his kids is how terrible their mom is instead of actually being a dad.
I thought it looked like more of a 'gay pornstar' stache !!!
Like Trump saying "Kamala" conservatives think that saying a black woman's name over and over is the height of political criticism.
You’re right but why not, it’s not like black men will defend us. 🤷🏽♀️
@@PaperMario64 Don't rely on men, whichever race you are. That's the biggest mistake you can make.
@@JimmyNuisance you’re right.
The first rule of conservative discourse is to annoy your opponent, even if its with your own stupidity.
And deliberately mispronouncing Kamala to boot.
Crowder looks like he’s auditioning for a Village People tribute band.
He is so desperate for attention. He knows his views are cratering.
there is no way stephen crowder could name another african language
I don't think he could pick out the continent on a globe
Narcissists are always acting like two-year-olds. SMH
I have an aunt named LaShawn. She is the whitest lady you could possibly imagine.
Folks forget that most of these names where originally given to people who were designated as white. Jerome, Tyrone, Ronda......
"Laphonza" is obviously derived from the Latin/Visigothic name Alphonsa meaning "noble and ready". Her name has dropped the "al" element, which means "noble", and replaced with the common AAV prefix "La" meaning "the".
So Laphonza means "the ready".
This divorced dad arc is peaking too early the moustache comes later on
😂😂😂😂
This comment deserves all the awards.
Followed immediately by come in the mustache.
You deserve this 🏆
I see the perfectly reasonable mistake you've made here. Steven isn't rocking the 'divorced dad' stache ..... he's modelling the wannabe 'gay pornstar' stache.
Hodge, twins used to do workout videos, and I guess at some point they realized how easy it is to grift from Trumper’s, and Maga world. I mean that really is a formula for making dough, sell out your values and make offensive commentary to own Libs.
Fuuuuuuuuuck how awkward must it be to be the Hodge twins sitting there while Crowder does black impersonations at his desk 😭😭😭
Shit, that's why they are there. To co-sign his racism and make it seems okay because black folks laughed. They're his Candace Owens.
For them…not at all. You heard one of them say “Jesus Black people” like they aren’t Black. They are literal proof that Black people aren’t a monolith but speak as if they are.
Why would this be "awkward"? They support this type of crap.
It's not awkward for them. Theyre the twin guy version of candance owens
They’re both Stephens to his Monsieur Candie.
these two twins and 3rd mic generic guy chuckling at Steven's constant bombs is almost too surreal lol dudes so divorced dad right now it hurts
I'm totally on board with Nightmare Sam Seder being Crowder's divorce Rabbi.
Sams like that nerdy kid who would be jealous of the sporty chad and tell the teacher he saw steven chewing in class, smoking behing the sports hall and swearing in the religious studies class.
@@armondtanz The guy who made I'm With Busey would be that guy? The guy from Sex & The City was ratting out sporty chads?
Not a great judge of character, huh?
@@JimmyNuisance l-l-look youtube steven is being steven, im a good monitized servant who says all the right fings....
I'll omit all the facts outta ever news story, make criminals the victims, hav my co host say "i dont censor kids" (wut???)...
B-b-but look at steven.
@@armondtanzJust because Sam reports things you don't like doesn't mean he's wrong
@@j0j0dartiste21 do u follow me around? Your like the school monitor on whining issues "b-b-b but u cant say that..... wah"
I wonder if Steven Chowder knows why African-Americans don't know Swahili or the (actual) language(s) of their ancestors 🤔
Any attempts to explain it to him would result in him him sticking his fingers in his ears and screamimg "LALALALALA CRT I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
Excuse me! Those people were "involuntarily relocated"! I'll be notifying Gov. DeSantis immediately! Prepare for re-education! *by PragerU's "correct" indoctri... best education ever!
Black Americans do not have Swahili ancestors.
@@seto_kaiba_learn to read and you wouldn't have to be so obstinate.
@@johnallenbailey1103 The Swahili people largely come from the East Coast of Africa while Black Americans largely have West and Central African ancestry.
That “joke” about Western names being “natural” is quite profound
"Please _PLEASE_ be offended by me, I'm losing the little relevance I used to have... PLEASE!"
Nope, get wrecked coward.
Like Tucker and the gay Obama story
@@Uncanny_Mountain and Alex Jones recently trotting out his "I'll eat my neighbors before bugs" mantra that got him attention for 2 days a while ago.
@@standoughope they work for the Beef Rackets, which are 90% subsidised, that's why they go on about steak etc.
Their favourite things are all examples of Communism, from Beef to Oil and the Military
Listening to the two of them talk for 30 seconds, I’d spend time with Laphonza over Steven any day.
Does he also think all Irish names are actually in Irish? Because there's a very good reason why they aren't. It's whatever some bigoted WASP could be bothered to write down.
Stephen Watts Kearny, U.S. Army officer who conquered New Mexico and helped win California during the Mexican War (1846-48). He doesn't even have the proper Anglicized version of the surname, prob because some other WASP was lazy and dropped the second e. The Irish version would be Ó Catharnaigh. Same with all the American place names, which either use Kearney/Kearny.
FFS, even Crowder could have the same thing levelled at his surname.
In Wales and in English counties bordering Wales, the name may have been an Anglicized form of the equivalent Welsh crythor 'fiddler'. Or versions of Dutch/German surnames.
“You’re very straight, Steven.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grifters love being canceled. It's part of their brand. But they need to be canceled for the accepted worst things to be canceled for. Bitching at your wife and showing your male staff your junk is not on that list.
Is... Is being cancelled literally just the "Doctor's Hate Him" of politics?
That would explain some of the demographics that Crowder appeals to...
@@robertgibb6990 it 100% is and I'm yoinking that.
God, the Hodge Twins have really fallen so far.
That's what buck broken looks like
Crowder being just being racist is generally my expectation of him, he cant seem to ever even have a dislike of anything without some sort of additional racist reason for it.
i think he genuinely believes the racist shit because a coward like crowder can probably count on one hand the number of times he's interacted with a nonwhite person and because he's such a gump he probably got clowned hard and he bears a deep grudge over being exposed.
Emma with the “you’re very straight Steven” 😂
And Matt's giggle in response lol
Right. So accusing someone of perhaps being gay or in the closet? That's an insult? Is that your point?
So wonderful that the bigots on this side, dont even know they're bigots congrats.
Making fun of other people's names. That's fourth grade level shit. Crowder's lack of maturity never ceases of amaze me.
He serves MAGAstan.... don't expect maturity. It's all about hate, grievance, cruelty and all wrapped around the typical southern strategy "I'm not a racist....BUT...."
No substance.
@@bellad1063exactly. There's a reason for that: they have nothing.
Him and his viewers are forever locked in adolescents. Some boys eventually become men. Other boys become stunted teens and host or watch bullshit like this.
Can he update his black imitation?
That wasn’t good in the 70s.
But in all seriousness why is Crowder so preoccupied with us?
Did he have a mean black landlord or school teacher?
What gives?
His only experience with black people comes from watching reruns of "good times" or 'the Jeffersons" on days he skipped school and smoked a lot of weed. The forced laughter made me feel uncomfortable. Watching him is weird because I usually feel a little pity when I'm cringing through a comedian bombing , but not when he does. Making fun of someone's name? Talking the way racists think black people talk? I can't believe you can do that and be a millionaire--that's how desperate the right is for people, and the best they have is well.....not good.
Canceled? I thought his wife already did that.
My gf was discouraged by a pastor from naming her child Miguel as a baptismal name because it wasn’t biblical 😅, despite Miguel being the Spanish variant of Michael. It could be argued that Miguel is probably closer in pronunciation to the Hebrew or Aramaic than is the English version Michael.
I’d had a similar conversation with a woman complaining about why Spanish speakers didn’t “call on Jesus” with his proper name and instead used “Hay-Soos” which I tried to explain is probably closer to the Aramaic than is “Gee-sus” or “Gee-sis”. She didn’t know what Aramaic was😢. So much for the historical knowledge of too many USA Christians. Btw, Aramaic is the language spoken in ancient Palestine at the dawn of Christianity.
Oh, Crowder......just give up, man.
He still isn’t funny. His collapsing marriage is tho.
Don't forget about his collapsed chest, which he fixed with cosmetic surgery, which then led to his lung collapsing and him missing the birth of his twins. That's funny too.
@@MJH-kr4zgcrowder loves his gender affirming surgery. He hates it when its for trans people.
Looking like a 70's porno movie stud-whoo hoo
@@MJH-kr4zg I’m not going to clown him on that one. I got the same condition and understand that one. 🤷🏾♂️
Love how now we can just respond to Crowder by reminding him his wife left him 😂😂😂
Uber probably pays better than emily's list. She is probably set for a while. Wonder if steven has has more gender affirming plastic surgery
I thought Catholics were already circumcised?
😂😂😂
2:35 ok but like, can we talk about Steven looking like the gay cop on Reno 911? What’s happening here?
The Mustache adds 2000 Douche points.
He should be cancelled for that mustache
But it's a nice pornstache....!!!😅
Seriously 😳😳
He’s been watching a lot of Dan Severn and Don Frye podcast vids or something.
It’s extremely lame. 😂
Oh, he has guys cancelling all over that mustache all of the time now that the divorce is going through
BTW, Crowder should try that black voice in a small town...like Brooklyn. Oh, and with the Hodgetwins right there next to him laughing like they're doing in a studio. And with no security. Man...I'd PAY to see that.
Harlan Crow. The ultimate "made-up" name for a villain in a novel. Except he's real.
Is it just me, or do other people find themselves having to check when a video was posted because it feels like I've seen all these things happen before. Like, didn't crowder do this same thing like a year ago?
Especially as Gamergate fades and the dialogue circles round.
I know he's not self aware, but very few people can pull off a mustache. And he obviously can't either.
Great mustaches of history, an incomplete list:
Freddie Mercury
Vincent Price
Tom Selleck
Dabney Coleman
Danny Glover
Emiliano Zapata
Frida Kahlo
Sam Elliott
Burt Reynolds
Alex Trebec
Mark Twain
Friedrich Nietzsche
Prince
Ron Burgundy
Frida! Good one. True though.
What did Elon Musk name his kid again?
As someone who isn't from the US, the African American vernacular is one of the things that I admire the most about black Americans. No matter which corner of the country they're in, they mostly speak the same way. That's a story of resistance and refusal to adopt an identity that was imposed on you. Unfortunately, one of the things that break my heart is knowing that they're the most religious group in the whole of the US. As someone who comes from a society that follows a religion introduced by colonizers, though not by force, I refuse to accept any morality that comes from or brought by a group of people who practiced slavery. No way. As I always say, I refuse to worship a god who couldn't find anyone other than slave owners and colonizers to deliver his message of salvation to me. So, I'd urge African Americans to infuriate racists like Crowder even more by ditching the religious ideologies of his slave owning ancestors. At least make it your own and mix it with a lot of pagan elements from the traditional religions of your ancestors in Africa.
I'm just throwing this out there: Christianity was forced through conquest & alliance on much of Europe. If I'm not mistaken, Lithuania wasn't converted until just before Columbus landed in the new world.
@@PMickeyDee Well, I can't speak for other people. I'm a black person so I can only speak about the experience of black people. Moreover, there's nothing that compares to chattel slavery. In my opinion, if god was real he/she/it would have made slavery the ultimate sin. But in practice, the slave owners were using the bible to justify their heinous crimes. Having said that, as someone who is non-religious, I welcome any person or group of people who realizes the profound inconsistency, to say the least, in oppressing and conquering others on one hand and claiming to be god's messengers on the other. I'm just saying in the case of black people, particularly within the context of the United States, the hypocrisy and inconsistency is much more evident. So, in my opinion, black Americans should be the least religious, if at all, not the most.
@@Adam-nw1vy I hope my comment didn't sound like I was trying equate something that was done long, long ago (i.e, somewhere between a millenia to 600 years ago) to what people are still living with today. I was just going with bey fun fact since _most_ people don't realize how Christianity was actually spread across Europe. It's also extremely ironic how slave holders used their religion to justify their enslavement of Africans. Back yonder when it was spreading across Europe one big reason rulers adopted it was often the fact that being a Christian state meant that other Christians wouldn't be allowed to take other Christians into slavery. Most AA slaves either were Christian or converted - yet somehow they & all of their descendants were inferior & subject to enslavement. It's incredible the mental gymnastics people will deploy to justify their own deeds.
Being cancelled is the only way for these people to feel validated
They’d rather be canceled than forgotten
I really don't think Americans know the meaning of "RACIST". Every incident today is racist. Americans are the dumbest society in the Western World, it shows by looking at all the elective politicians they put in Washington
@@funnyfoxbirdCrowder is an actual insane person, probably multi personalities, got everything he wanted growing up so hes only ever known to be a spoiled brst diva, and yet I still find myself disliking the dry emotionless Sam Sedar even more lol. Bet ya didn't expect that end part
@@funnyfoxbirdHow you respond to this will tell me everything about you.
@@curiositypremiumaccount why are you confessing this to me? 1. idc who you watch, that’s you’re prerogative. 2. Why do you care what my response says about me?
Literally all names are "made up" 🤷🏿♂️
All words are “made up” as well. Doesn’t mean speaking gibberish is gonna get you anywhere.
@@guitarandrums Yes but a name can be what you call "gibberish" and disrupt absolutely nothing. Your name doesn't have to have any meaning or traditional reference to serve the purpose of identifying you. Infact only bigots are offended by new and unusual names imo
@@danielhall1226 I think Elon musks kids names are moronic. Does that make me a racist? I’m not saying it’s disruptive. I am saying it’s stupid.
Steven: “That’s how I feel. So, cancelled?”
RUclips: “No, that doesn’t work for me either”
EIIIIITHEEERRRRR!
Now all I can imagine is the button on his desk as his co-hosts are riffing too long. There’s something really sad and insecure behind those eyes. I’m sure Crowder regrets that he can’t grow a mustache over them too.
that mental image is freaking hilarious
Steven just saw this video & said "watch it!"
Damn you beat me to the joke.
Watch out people he's got nothing to lose! Except maybe his 🚗
As a Steven myself, I'm not at all comfortable with the thought that my name was created by God 😳😂
Did Steven borrow that mustache from the biker guy in the Village People?
there's a white republican senator named "markwayne" and that's cool to them. but if a non-white person was named "mar-kwayne" all hell would break loose.