Keir Starmer ft. Tony B & Jezza

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  • Опубликовано: 29 июн 2021
  • Keir Starmer ft. Tony B & Jezza - Guilty Conscience
    Which of the Labour party's inner demons will the leader turn to after Batley and Spen? 👼😈
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Комментарии • 297

  • @gamriii
    @gamriii 2 года назад +557

    _these voices, these voices, I hear them, and I tell 'em_
    *gEt OuT oF mY pUb*

    • @exie4678
      @exie4678 2 года назад +13

      Someone told me years ago: 'Channel your inner Peggy Mitchell'.

    • @Exolotl_0
      @Exolotl_0 6 месяцев назад +1

      Damn right😂😂

  • @craigl0902
    @craigl0902 2 года назад +252

    "He can't tell guacamole from mushy peas" 😂

  • @googlewouldntletmeaccessmy7845
    @googlewouldntletmeaccessmy7845 2 года назад +218

    Me before watching: RUclips wtf are you recommending me this, I'm not even British
    Me after: ABSOLUTE BANGER

  • @isoaqua5825
    @isoaqua5825 2 года назад +329

    This is outstanding... Great work ! ... Truly a great piece of work.

  • @davidchamberlain8910
    @davidchamberlain8910 2 года назад +49

    "What are you going to do?" "I don't know." Exactly!

  • @BigJunnySoprano69
    @BigJunnySoprano69 2 года назад +205

    I think Starmer needs to pick a fight. He tries to please everyone but ends up pleasing no-one.

    • @Badpenny13
      @Badpenny13 2 года назад +29

      Mandelson is very pleased with Starmer, the membership isn't because he's picked a fight with those who do not see themselves as "Centrists". Mandelson is making sure the puppet leader (whoever) will change the voting system for electing leader of the party so that only the PLP (MP's) decides. Hence forever the party will be led by Blairites or Centrists because the membership will no longer have a democratic vote to decide who will stand as leader. The party will then die (Pasokification) and the Centrist's work is done. Goodbye real opposition and democracy, welcome to Neo-liberalism..

    • @veggie42
      @veggie42 2 года назад +3

      He needs to get Jenrick scalped

    • @oscarosullivan4513
      @oscarosullivan4513 2 года назад

      Wait is Jeremy back in the fold

    • @mango4ttwo635
      @mango4ttwo635 2 года назад +11

      He does not try to please everyone. He lies to get into power, then doesn't know what to do with it

    • @mango4ttwo635
      @mango4ttwo635 2 года назад +1

      @@Badpenny13 Spot on!

  • @TomMayhew
    @TomMayhew 2 года назад +130

    This is exceptional. There should be a whole album of these!

    • @reasonerenlightened2456
      @reasonerenlightened2456 Год назад +2

      Starmer unites the party the same way Hitler unites Europe.

    • @alice1374
      @alice1374 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@reasonerenlightened2456 And turns it into a right wing hellhole. He doesn't even know what he stands for! Dodgy dave if you ask me

    • @TheodoreGhazawy
      @TheodoreGhazawy 5 месяцев назад +1

      I made one

  • @redrooster5444
    @redrooster5444 2 года назад +68

    Brilliant.
    I needed that.
    Grinning like a Cheshire Cat

  • @chrisb6296
    @chrisb6296 2 года назад +52

    These are a of consistent high quality, and still are getting better. Hats off

  • @fionnmcweeney3678
    @fionnmcweeney3678 3 месяца назад +5

    Fact that everything Corbyn said came true....

  • @kingchamed
    @kingchamed 2 года назад +57

    World class.. a good start to an interesting week for Labour and Starmer

  • @95north90
    @95north90 2 года назад +24

    This might be the best one so far

  • @SuperG3cko
    @SuperG3cko 2 года назад +30

    This is nothing short of genius

  • @SpiredRapidity
    @SpiredRapidity 2 года назад +35

    This needs to be longer

    • @thecuriousguy1473
      @thecuriousguy1473 6 месяцев назад

      I need to hear Gordon Brown's verse as well

  • @_Wakaz_
    @_Wakaz_ 2 года назад +6

    Dude, the music slapped throughout I swear to god.

  • @Jesus420.69
    @Jesus420.69 2 года назад +58

    Hold up…. Keir Starmer is 58 years old? What?!?

  • @Onesocialistboi
    @Onesocialistboi 2 года назад +37

    "But that won't all go through like it's supposed to" and "The core membership chose you and they'll expose you" are such a Corbyn things to say, I really hope it turns out that way

  • @Peter-iq9yy
    @Peter-iq9yy 10 месяцев назад +3

    "He cant tell guacamole from mushy peas" remains a part of my lexicon 2 years later

  • @varsha2199
    @varsha2199 2 года назад +7

    I’m so addicted to this 😭😭😭

  • @PaidAMaluCachu
    @PaidAMaluCachu 2 года назад +29

    This is fucking incredible

  • @atashikokoni
    @atashikokoni 2 года назад +10

    That about sums it up. Great work.

  • @deputyvanhalen6386
    @deputyvanhalen6386 2 года назад +28

    HAHAHAHA "Get out of my pub!" HAHAHA😭

    • @Submedic
      @Submedic 2 года назад

      Was looking for this exact comment 🤪

  • @astromags584
    @astromags584 2 года назад +4

    This must have taken many hours to create, amazing. New sub'er

  • @lukeh4358
    @lukeh4358 Год назад +2

    a year old still class

  • @chriswatson3464
    @chriswatson3464 12 дней назад +2

    Good old days!

  • @fatty_owls
    @fatty_owls Год назад +4

    The snort 🤣 also I can literally recite this at 1.5 speed now 😂 same with all of these mashups though to be fair

  • @frankbucciantini388
    @frankbucciantini388 2 года назад +4

    1:06
    What are you actually gonna do?
    - I don't know
    100% Accurate xD

  • @veggie42
    @veggie42 2 года назад +9

    Hancock's guilty conscience he was caught on candid 📷🤣

  • @godricheart4956
    @godricheart4956 2 года назад +19

    Perfect, except you should have added two more figures. Gordon Brown advocating a return to the EU to get Remainer Scots and young progressives back, and Len McCluskey basically telling young remainers to take a hike.

  • @Lord-Panda2112
    @Lord-Panda2112 Год назад +7

    Fuck, this is epic. More of them please!!!!

  • @juliahartshorn2473
    @juliahartshorn2473 11 месяцев назад

    Beautifully put together, ✨🌹👍

  • @scotty2210ss
    @scotty2210ss 2 года назад +24

    How do you even start to put this together?! Do you have some loose lyrics written out then find clips to fit or do you go through clips and work lyrics around them?!

    • @swedemason
      @swedemason 2 года назад +8

      bit of both

    • @mr.mintman7545
      @mr.mintman7545 2 года назад +4

      @@swedemason Well done, another brilliant one swede!

  • @andybray9791
    @andybray9791 2 года назад +12

    Imagine George monbiot replacing starmer

  • @chriswatson3464
    @chriswatson3464 2 года назад +3

    Everyone should watch this!

  • @jonlucboard6375
    @jonlucboard6375 2 года назад +2

    That Peter Stringfellow line though

  • @harrysorrell9528
    @harrysorrell9528 2 года назад +3

    Such a bop

  • @RM-yt4jq
    @RM-yt4jq 2 года назад

    Wow! Great work my friend 👏

  • @DarthbHalo
    @DarthbHalo Год назад

    I need a full vid

  • @michaelgarman5569
    @michaelgarman5569 Год назад

    This is amazing work.

  • @BRFReport
    @BRFReport 2 года назад +1

    1 great work

  • @klang180
    @klang180 2 года назад +3

    Excellent!

  • @MODERNDAYROCKERS
    @MODERNDAYROCKERS Год назад +1

    best 1 yet . cassete boy watch out

  • @blackphoenix8932
    @blackphoenix8932 2 года назад +34

    On a serious note, why would Keir follow the direction of a man that created a generation of disillusioned working-class ex-Labour voters in Tony Blair?
    This isn't 1997 & now that Brexit is out the way, people are going to want solid policies.
    If Keir is just relying on the ineptitude of the tories being so self-evident that in 3 years time people will be desperate for a change of guard, he's in for a big shock.

    • @tobiasmccallum9697
      @tobiasmccallum9697 2 года назад +12

      Blair did better than Brown or Corbyn. In terms of votes and likeability (at the time of voting) it wasn't even close. Nobody cares about policies if your leader is unelectable

    • @blackphoenix8932
      @blackphoenix8932 2 года назад +11

      @@tobiasmccallum9697 "Unelectable" is just a self-fulfilling prophecy put out by the mainstream media to tarnish any leader they feel is a threat to their gravy train.
      & a large % of the public fall for it & we continue to end up with self-serving sellouts like Blair & Johnson in number 10.

    • @Qatari2007
      @Qatari2007 2 года назад +1

      Since he doesn’t want to be a socialist pig?

    • @blackconservativebriton8748
      @blackconservativebriton8748 2 года назад

      @@blackphoenix8932 Who lost 2019?

    • @blackphoenix8932
      @blackphoenix8932 2 года назад +5

      @@blackconservativebriton8748 Great Britain.

  • @tomsmith6878
    @tomsmith6878 2 года назад +51

    Only man I respect in this video is Jezza

    • @oscarosullivan4513
      @oscarosullivan4513 2 года назад +1

      Shame he was kicked out Gordon Brown is dislikable he supported better together

  • @user-uy3yn7dv3v
    @user-uy3yn7dv3v 2 года назад +2

    Chills

  • @stayhappybetrue
    @stayhappybetrue 6 месяцев назад +1

    thanks for this video it's funny

  • @oneoflokis
    @oneoflokis 2 года назад

    JOE you are so good, really... ♥️👍👍

  • @teafSAINTS
    @teafSAINTS 2 года назад +5

    Exelelent

  • @lifeinvader2039
    @lifeinvader2039 Год назад +2

    Tony Blair’s bit is great haha

  • @parishermianos5159
    @parishermianos5159 2 года назад +1

    So good.

  • @Puppetmastersfool
    @Puppetmastersfool Год назад +1

    Fantastic 👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @angelariley.9963
    @angelariley.9963 2 года назад +1

    Excellent.

  • @justfun7985
    @justfun7985 2 года назад +1

    "What are you actually gonna do?"
    *I don't know.*

  • @mrtom2854
    @mrtom2854 2 года назад +18

    I won't be voting Labour any time soon, but I do respect the way Starmer deals with Boris' bullshit in Parliament, and it can't be denied that he's a very strong and talented speaker.
    Edit: In the general election I may have to vote tactically, which would mean voting for Labour because they have the best chance of unseating the Tories. In all local elections, however, I will continue to vote Lib Dem.

    • @bridgetlover
      @bridgetlover 2 года назад +6

      Honestly all the parties except Green seem unvoteable. At this point I'm just not gonna vote

    • @deadmanomegagaming4061
      @deadmanomegagaming4061 2 года назад

      @@bridgetlover I don't think you'll catch any non Scots voting snp either

    • @Qatari2007
      @Qatari2007 2 года назад +2

      @@bridgetlover EXCEPT greens?

    • @bridgetlover
      @bridgetlover 2 года назад +4

      @@Qatari2007 yes. Labour hasn't been the same since Blair, im not a lib so i wont vote Lib Dems and, UKIP, Reform UK (Brexit Party) and Tory are essentially the same only with differing amounts of mask off racism. But again, I wont really vote

    • @Qatari2007
      @Qatari2007 2 года назад

      @@bridgetlover ohh yes, they are all so RaCiSt

  • @iwasborn8470
    @iwasborn8470 Год назад +1

    Outstanding.

  • @adamjackson1686
    @adamjackson1686 2 года назад +2

    Top notch

  • @palacefan4286
    @palacefan4286 10 месяцев назад +2

    This video has never been more relevant

  • @hassan98
    @hassan98 2 года назад +1

    This is perfect.

  • @l_j_c_5397
    @l_j_c_5397 2 года назад +1

    Loved this 😂

  • @stuartwallace6154
    @stuartwallace6154 Год назад

    Brilliant 😂get out of my pub😂

  • @robbrownhill312
    @robbrownhill312 Год назад

    Amazing and so true

  • @shamanahaboolist
    @shamanahaboolist 2 года назад +4

    Genius

  • @fuckdefed
    @fuckdefed 2 года назад +9

    Unrealistic as Starmer has no conscience but funny all the same.

  • @woodpigeonsong
    @woodpigeonsong 18 дней назад

    💔

  • @Dewsta26
    @Dewsta26 Год назад

    Bravo! Encore!

  • @CyberPunkSimms
    @CyberPunkSimms 2 года назад +3

    Get out of my pub!

  • @davidcole8268
    @davidcole8268 2 года назад +2

    At least he got out the pub before he had a chance to be photographed in a food eating - related disaster.

  • @krutibhavsar9534
    @krutibhavsar9534 6 месяцев назад

    Brilliant!

  • @Inkulabi
    @Inkulabi Год назад

    Bravo 👏🏽👏🏽

  • @djrandlev2864
    @djrandlev2864 Год назад +1

    Brilliant

  • @MrSpruce
    @MrSpruce 2 года назад +4

    Best verse at 1:04

  • @k9koulla415
    @k9koulla415 2 года назад +1

    And look at his hair. He looks like Peter Stringfellow LOL

  • @kenneth6102
    @kenneth6102 2 года назад +16

    This is something I never understand. When English voters accept and cheer at the Tories for not having any moral principle and damaging the country for their selfish greed, the same voters would mock Labour for the smallest of things even though Labour runs the country better. Would someone be kind enough to explain to me?

    • @coribakescakes4279
      @coribakescakes4279 2 года назад +3

      Just crazy right wing people, dont worry about it

    • @Charlotte-zi1fd
      @Charlotte-zi1fd 2 года назад +1

      Idk we're all a bit stupid

    • @jamesscott9103
      @jamesscott9103 2 года назад

      I agree 100% its because of the neverending rightwing propaganda spued out by the press against the good honest trustworthy and a very decent man Jeremy Corbyn

    • @idiocrat3744
      @idiocrat3744 2 года назад +3

      1. England is a liberal country.
      2. Labour, seen as a "sane alternative" to the Tories is becoming more and more right-wing and just like the Tories.
      3. Almost eternal chaos in the Labour Party. While Tories have something like that in smaller scale they manage to win elections and that isn't even seen.

    • @kenneth6102
      @kenneth6102 2 года назад

      @@idiocrat3744 Most people don't actually have a slightest clue about what liberalism implies. They feel that it brings more freedom, but it doesn't. Liberalism essentially means there wouldn't be any regulation or moral boundary to restrict the power of capitalism. Our country legalises bribery is a very apparent sign of it being Liberal. It is very sad that your first statement cannot be more correct.
      I dunno whether the problem is Labour. The government and the press being owned by industry interest groups seem to be the root cause. It seems quite obvious that the mainstream media has very successfully divides and conquers the left because it controls the public narrative, yet the Conservatives never received a fraction of pressure from the public. If the Conservatives had been under a tenth of the spotlight of Labour, they would fare far worse than Labour does.

  • @thanosb_4638
    @thanosb_4638 2 года назад +7

    Who was the old guy dissing miliband ?

    • @Will_the_Rose
      @Will_the_Rose 2 года назад +14

      You see a snake in the grass and start to get nervous, and then realise ‘oh no, it’s just Peter fucking Mandelson’

    • @thanosb_4638
      @thanosb_4638 2 года назад +5

      @@Will_the_Rose a blairite I suppose

    • @kaledmasterme
      @kaledmasterme 2 года назад +3

      Peter Mandelson, ex Labour MP, Labour's director of communications iuntil 1990 and current member of the House of Lords.

    • @smokerjim
      @smokerjim 2 года назад +3

      And bent (corrupt) as a nine bob note

  • @Copper_Life
    @Copper_Life 2 года назад +3

    This is fucking brilliant

  • @nathanhinchliffe
    @nathanhinchliffe 2 года назад +3

    👏👏👏👏

  • @Jdn19
    @Jdn19 2 года назад +2

    The best one yet

  • @michaelwhite8031
    @michaelwhite8031 Год назад +1

    Politicians don't have a conscience. Have you herd the saying good politicians don't last.

  • @ElectiveTool
    @ElectiveTool 2 года назад +4

    Fucking amazing.

  • @custardcreams92
    @custardcreams92 2 года назад +1

    GET OUT OF MY PUB!!!

  • @gred33
    @gred33 2 года назад +3

    What song is this based off

    • @gred33
      @gred33 2 года назад +1

      I have found it. It is based off of an Eminem song called "guilty conscience"

  • @susanbrearley437
    @susanbrearley437 Год назад +1

    Let's hope he listens to jezza or its time for illegal wars

  • @azapro911
    @azapro911 2 года назад

    Uncredited appearance from Mandy P.

  • @davidball8064
    @davidball8064 2 года назад +1

    Very funny

  • @chriscaygill6331
    @chriscaygill6331 2 года назад

    1:34

  • @ctrlaltdelmeir184
    @ctrlaltdelmeir184 2 года назад +2

    Who's the third guy who starts with "F**k that"

    • @cathevans9859
      @cathevans9859 2 года назад +2

      Peter Mandelson. He used to be in Blairs government. Known as Mandy and a few other things I can't put here!

    • @ctrlaltdelmeir184
      @ctrlaltdelmeir184 2 года назад

      @@cathevans9859 OOh, I've read about him, thanks for claifying

  • @dnyl1412
    @dnyl1412 2 года назад +4

    Think about Iraq before you trust this bloke 🤣👍👏

  • @nikajinpusno9563
    @nikajinpusno9563 2 года назад +4

    Boris rap was the best though

  • @frankensteinsmonster7726
    @frankensteinsmonster7726 2 года назад

    Casseteboy is back

  • @TSWHedgehog
    @TSWHedgehog 21 день назад +3

    We all know why we’re here today

  • @paul8161
    @paul8161 Год назад

    Kier your ripping up the mike ....and mike drop and flounce off.🤣

  • @adamdanilowicz4252
    @adamdanilowicz4252 2 года назад +2

    Who's the guy in glasses?

  • @dwightsemple2747
    @dwightsemple2747 2 года назад +3

    😂😂😂👍🏾

  • @JustAGuyWhoLikesStuff.
    @JustAGuyWhoLikesStuff. 2 года назад +1

    Who is the third guy?

  • @kennethhorne4775
    @kennethhorne4775 2 года назад +2

    Brilliant! the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth!

  • @Observador86
    @Observador86 Год назад +3

    I miss Corbyn

  • @OAC184
    @OAC184 6 месяцев назад +1

    Haha hilarious and true

  • @pov_music
    @pov_music 2 года назад

    Oh poor Keith

  • @coolsunday6339
    @coolsunday6339 2 месяца назад +1

    Or, we could wait to see the manifesto and if it's better than the Tory one, actualy elect a Labour government.

  • @omegafd6992
    @omegafd6992 2 года назад +3

    you know blair is based starmer XD