I've watched dozens of JBP videos. I've never heard him saying anything like what you say he said. So you are just lying and then mocking him about something that didn't happen.
@@mysticblade35 according to him he drank apple cider and didn't sleep for a month straight. The only symptoms he listed was "feeling a sense of impending doom" and "lying awake at night in terror". Assuming any of that was true it sounds like he was having anxiety issues which he should be able to recognize as psychologist lol.
@@95Bartlett It was the benzos but he wanted to plug his daughters diet. I had to cold turkey some bad meds and went through the exact thing he described.
"I love Jordan Peterson but I think it's ok to laugh a little bit at his clip. Hopefully DADDY JP doesn't find out, he'll be very mad and take away my red meat allowance."
My favourite Jordan Peterson quote: “I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.” ― Jordan B. Peterson, Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief
It's really sad how JP became the very thing he warned about: he's a bitter person who is completely obsessed with his ideological enemies. His life went to shit and he fell down the same "sjw epically owned" rabbit hole that a lot of people did when they were 16, except he's a grown-ass man and way more educated than any 16 year old.
thats exactly what it is. I appreciated Peterson for a long time but hes most certainly fell off, i lost my last bit of respect for him when he joined the daily wire.
To be fair, we could choose to leave that world as we outgrew it. He’s essentially been condemned to it. He’s banished to shadow realm where he must own libs with facts and logic.
JP’s target audience is guys in their 20s who imagine themselves as Max Rockatansky or Eren Yeager. But really they work 25/hrs a week at t-mobile and play too much COD
I love, LOVE, how in all of your animations, when Nick does the impression you draw the person being impersonated, because Nick does a good impersonation, but when someone else tries you stick there dumb face in the persons body lol! Awesome work!
People who hate on the man that inspired a generation of young men to rise above the norm and work hard, those people, I pray for them. Jordan was like a second father to me and I love him and his family. I’m sorry your miserable and can’t see the value in what he does.
Being a Jordan Peterson fan is actual fatherless behavior. We get it, your dad never hugged you. Stop blaming the Dragon of Chaos for your emotional insecurities and go to therapy
I like how the only cumtown videos where people are getting into big dumb arguments in the comments are when they make fun of Jordan Peterson or when Nick is annoying about a movie he barely watched
@@yolobro2071 bro just say you’re a white supremacist it’s the same point but in less words. Let’s just pretend an alt-right shooter didn’t just commit a politically motivated mass shooting literally 3 days ago shall we?
The literally best thing about this cartoon (beside J Peterson as a fucking ballon) is the fact that the “suffering to be regarded seriously” sound bite is a real thing he said. And wasn’t what I originally thought, which was Adam doing some amazing impression. Jordan Peterson actually sounds like an overly emotional Kermit the Frog
I think JP’s back on the benzos and liquor hard lately, he’d be a perfect guest for the boys to bully on the final days of the podcast. I saw some shit from him recently and he started talking about god or some gay shit and just starts crying lol
@@Powermugger14 I think they've said it for the last two years. they say they hate it but ultimately even nick and stav would never give up that cash cow when they know they'd make 50x less doing standup
As an autistic person I feel like I should be offended, but the absolute glee I get out of people mocking Jordan Peterson overrides any feeling of offense.
@@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee Look, I don't know if you're joking or not, but in case you're not, that's not how Autism works. I'm lucky enough to have high-functioning (less severe) Autism, but people with low-functioning Autism are still people who feel, they just have difficulty communicating how they feel.
@@conall9415 Well, fine. In this disgusting faux-marxist, self-hating, yet self-indulgent, nihilistic, brain-dead era we live in it is just always invigorating to hear funny people go out of their way to be hilariously mean and "offensive". It's not really about autism in particular at all, it's just that everyone needs to be trashed until we basically get back to the mindset we had as a culture around 2000, in my opinion. It's not nearly ALL Lefties, but they are the dominant ones right now and the worst lol.
Jordan Peterson is permanently on the brink of bawling his eyes out. His eyes are watery, his tone is whiney, and his "logic" is "let me take some obvious shit everyone knows and obfuscate it with my massive vocabulary!" It's like when a toddler is trying to tell you a story and they cut themselves off every other sentence.
Damn, so its true. At this point for stavs laugh is like background white noise. When I showed this vid to a friend they could not shut up at how annoying stavs laugh is. Gave this a rewatch and listened for the laughs. Holy fucking shit the cackle in this one.
@@andrewmaddox2889 There are chrome/firefox extensions - the actual dislikes are still stored, they just aren't displayed. For example, at time of writing I can see that there are 44 dislikes
By the way, I can assume the "testosterone" thingy is somehow related to traits in ASD that are typically associated with masculinity, such as desire for mastery over one specific thing (which somehow relates to hyperfixation, I guess?), lower social skills (woman are usually a bit ahead in those, specifically during puberty and adolescence), maybe even propensity to violence (although this is definitely not the case for every person with ASD).
Autistic people also tend to be boys at a ratio of at least 3:1 if not 4:1. A reason might be that it is not as easy to diagnose in women, but even then autistic women tend to have more of the "masculine" traits that you're talking about.
Thanks for being the only serious one here. Peterson is, for the most part, pretty laid back and normal. His stuff is pretty non offensive. Honestly the radical right and left are far more weird and violent than he is.
Jordan Peterson: *rambles out a sequence of words that dont actually make any fucking sense when you pay attention to them* Conservatives: oH mY gOd hEs sUcH A gEnIUs
I love how they caricature Jordan Peterson hahaha. Not at all what he was saying, but it's the absolute perfect caricature of it. They need to do more of these.
I've watched dozens of JBP videos. I've never heard him saying anything like what you say he said. So you are just lying and then mocking him about something that didn't happen.
Prawie brzmi jak jakiś żart z podcasta robionego przez znanych komików czy coś
Please tell me your PFP is real bc that’s definitely the punchline of this entire comment
@@ktozy2149 Brutal.
You’re straight.
but it DID happen! he is also very gay.
Jordan Peterson saying "it's actually gay to get pussy" will never get old ahahaha
Nick fuentes mode
@@Saimlordy lmao
"...in this study I've done"
that depends entirely on what you define as pussy
@@Saimlordy Thus the Groyper-Benzos alliance was formed
“It’s actually gay to get pussy” fucking killed me
Well yeah, pussy = gay and death
This is the perfect impression of someone who claims to have been physically ravaged by a glass of apple juice
Wait what the fuck lmao
@@mysticblade35
according to him he drank apple cider and didn't sleep for a month straight. The only symptoms he listed was "feeling a sense of impending doom" and "lying awake at night in terror". Assuming any of that was true it sounds like he was having anxiety issues which he should be able to recognize as psychologist lol.
@@95Bartlett 100% true lmao, what a little man.
@@95Bartlett It was the benzos but he wanted to plug his daughters diet. I had to cold turkey some bad meds and went through the exact thing he described.
@@calebmalpin6926
That actually makes a lot of sense.
Wow. His arguments are flawless and almost turned me straight. Thankfully Cumtown made me gay again... for 20 bucks... in the back alley.
20 bucks _is_ 20 bucks.
What was his name?
enough. nobody who listens to cum town is gay.
Adam isn't gay and Nick definitely isn't gay.
Under the Queensboro Bridge??
Proud of you
I LOVE how Adam disappeared as soon as "hyper masculinity" was mentioned hahahaha!
He doesn't need to talk, he's listening to the lesser men grovel like Patrice O'Neill on O&A.
@@Malik-ig3ml wut?
Ohhh hell yeah dude
Jordan Peterson looks and sounds like he's about to cry all the time
And actually does cry all the time
He cries constantly
Frequent crying over irrelevant nonsense is a sign of hyper masculinity.
The Robert smith of intellectuals
that's the cholesterol from his all-meat diet leaking out of his tear ducts, after having filled his whole body up
Love Adam's commentary.
He’s finally contributing in a meaningful way.
So you're gay?
Hell yeah dude
Passed out from kratom, dealing with the pain of carrying the whole show on his back
One of his beat
1:48 That shit was so funny Stav had to downshift on his laugh to hit a higher laugh RPM
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
The transition of Stav’s transposed face back to the perfect Peterson animation is so good, haha. Great as always.
"I love Jordan Peterson but I think it's ok to laugh a little bit at his clip. Hopefully DADDY JP doesn't find out, he'll be very mad and take away my red meat allowance."
Slip him some benzos he’ll forget about it later in his coma
Please never call another man daddy. Get help. Not advice from Jordan Peterson
clean your meat, bucko.
I vall my bf daddy. Is there a problem with that?
"I was raised by beef and JP! I love my sad gray meat daddy!"
My favourite Jordan Peterson quote:
“I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.”
― Jordan B. Peterson, Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief
Like there’s no way this is real but how could you make up something like this
Sadly I am not joking and it is a real quote... Benzos are a hell of a drug
Hahahah
Lmao thats insane. I knew Maps of Meaning was incoherent but I didnt know that it was like this. Btw cool tf2 avatar
@@unreciever_ ayy thanks, I made it in SFM when I was like 12 lol
this podcast is the easiest money Adam will ever make in his life
My mans doesn't know about usury and fractional reserve banking.
>easiest money Adam will ever make in his life
let's see Adam's early life section
Painfully unfunny replies
Stav sarcastically saying "You know all those jacked Autistic dudes?" To Nick Mullen.
"Jacked Autistic Dudes' Good band name.
Lmao
I like how Jordan Peterson sounds exactly like Kermit the Frog, but they somehow interpreted his voice as Strong Sad
It's really sad how JP became the very thing he warned about: he's a bitter person who is completely obsessed with his ideological enemies. His life went to shit and he fell down the same "sjw epically owned" rabbit hole that a lot of people did when they were 16, except he's a grown-ass man and way more educated than any 16 year old.
thats exactly what it is. I appreciated Peterson for a long time but hes most certainly fell off, i lost my last bit of respect for him when he joined the daily wire.
To be fair, we could choose to leave that world as we outgrew it. He’s essentially been condemned to it. He’s banished to shadow realm where he must own libs with facts and logic.
He's been like this since at least 2016 this is not new behavior from him you were just too young to notice all the dumb shit he says
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you and none of the circle jerkers in this comments section have ever actually listened to JP and its so obvious
Someone has to stand up to the retarded leftie libs... Go Jordie! 🙂
I got banned from Reddit so I can't do it...!! 😂😂
JP’s target audience is guys in their 20s who imagine themselves as Max Rockatansky or Eren Yeager. But really they work 25/hrs a week at t-mobile and play too much COD
Isn't Erin Yeager a mentally stunted sociopath who can't get over his childhood crush?
Dude this is so on the money
Me
I love that Stavs most accurate impression he’s ever done was of someone he’s never heard speak before.
Man the fucking Jordan Peterson frowning head balloon actually made me almost choke to death on Chili.
Weird flex but okay
I sure could go for some apple cider after watching this video.
If it's clear and yellow,
you've got juice their, fellow.
If it's tangy and brown,
you're in cider town!
Watch out for that impending sense of doom.
Oh, you can’t argue against things JP actually says? No problem, just make up a bunch of stuff and pretend he said it!
This comment section is for gay men only.
yes, that is how mocking people works the last time I checked.
touch grace
JP? More like Gay-P hahahaha woooo
“I’m gay. Also Chinese.” - Jordan Peterson
I’ll never get tired of Stavros losing his shit whenever Nick is 2 minutes into a bit.
I think I’m gonna have nightmares about a helium balloon with Jordan Peterson’s face following me through my house and telling me to clean my room
I was so hoping you would do this bit. Killed it
I love, LOVE, how in all of your animations, when Nick does the impression you draw the person being impersonated, because Nick does a good impersonation, but when someone else tries you stick there dumb face in the persons body lol! Awesome work!
You're the best Cumtown animator out there.
Love you man, in the gayest way.
This is excellent. Seriously these illustrations are fantastic. Subscribed.
Adam not being on the episode changes nothing. Good ass video mah man!
I have seen almost every JBP podcast/informational video, and I can in fact agree that he has said everything that was in this video!!!
Ah yes, Jordan Peterson: depressed canadian Kermit the Frog
“you know all those jacked autistic people” he says sarcastically.
Re**rd strength is a term for a reason, it’s very much real.
Yeah but autistics aren’t actually botards so are they actually stronger?
@@Freiheit1232 I think the world's strongest man is autistic
I think they have joked so much about autism that they’ve forgotten what it actually is
I love the way he says “ - in the _WOMB_ ” 😆
I bought all his books and its just really long drawn out explanations on how to have gay sex.
"Rule number 1: clean your room, by which I mean your asshole, so it will be nice to live in, by which I mean have sex with."
Damn it's true.
Love the amount of detail you put in Peterson’s design compared to everyone else.
It’s just drawing a week old balloon…not a lot of detail really.
He said “compared to” nerd
“it’s actually gay to get pussy”. shit gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣
One of the funniest bits ive ever heard, and for the most part i like jp
It saddens me that there are people who take JP seriously.
As opposed to taking your single mother seriously?
@@countdooku75 was that supposed to be clever?
@@countdooku75 That comeback was sadge af XD
@@countdooku75 If those are the options, I really hope most people would choose their mothers.
strokin my shit rn fuckk...
Jordan is quoting Sacha Baron-Cohen's cousin, Simon, who is a knight.
In case this all wasn't strange enough.
Damn wtf lol
People who hate on the man that inspired a generation of young men to rise above the norm and work hard, those people, I pray for them. Jordan was like a second father to me and I love him and his family. I’m sorry your miserable and can’t see the value in what he does.
I'm sorry JP was the best virtual father you could find.
@@whatsursource LOL
Up yours, woke moralist. We'll see who cancels who.
LOOOOOOooool.
sucks to need kermit the frog to tell you to clean you room
Being a Jordan Peterson fan is actual fatherless behavior. We get it, your dad never hugged you. Stop blaming the Dragon of Chaos for your emotional insecurities and go to therapy
I like how the only cumtown videos where people are getting into big dumb arguments in the comments are when they make fun of Jordan Peterson or when Nick is annoying about a movie he barely watched
Well here's to you Mrs. Robinson
""Please give me money "
Has to be the most accurate impersonation yet
Your profile pic speaks for itself. Good night a movement that hasn't been relevant for 5 years. Good luck fighting ghosts lol
@@yolobro2071 bro just say you’re a white supremacist it’s the same point but in less words.
Let’s just pretend an alt-right shooter didn’t just commit a politically motivated mass shooting literally 3 days ago shall we?
Hope JP sees this, bro.
Mad leftist lol
@@yolobro2071 Lol? Wasn't Jan 6th last year....
big fan of your work keep it up :D
The literally best thing about this cartoon (beside J Peterson as a fucking ballon) is the fact that the “suffering to be regarded seriously” sound bite is a real thing he said. And wasn’t what I originally thought, which was Adam doing some amazing impression. Jordan Peterson actually sounds like an overly emotional Kermit the Frog
Fun Fact: The 'B' in Jordan B Peterson's name is short for Benzos.
No it's short for Balloon.
No it's short for bombaclat because he's actually part jamaican
I've seen this video probably 20 times. Every time it shows up I watch it. It's fucking hilarious.
The fact that Nick Fuentes made the argument at 1:47 truly boggles the mind. Activates the almonds if you will.
this is still my top 10 bits to this day, i think the first time i heard this organically during a pod i couldnt not stop laughing
Love the transition from Stav Peterson at 1:41 to Jordan Peterson at 1:47.
As the impression improved, so did the art :D
I think JP’s back on the benzos and liquor hard lately, he’d be a perfect guest for the boys to bully on the final days of the podcast. I saw some shit from him recently and he started talking about god or some gay shit and just starts crying lol
Wait, the pod's wrapping up?
@@kidkangaroo5213 they keep mentioning that they are going to end it this year, but they said the same thing last year.
@@Powermugger14 I think they've said it for the last two years. they say they hate it but ultimately even nick and stav would never give up that cash cow when they know they'd make 50x less doing standup
Best guest: Jordan Peterson 30 minutes before getting put into his induced coma
@@Powermugger14 i swear if mullen doesnt start bastard radio after this ill flip
LOL I love how Nick’s JP impression is just a Mickey Mouse falsetto
i’m so fucking tempted to send this to my dad who worships Jordan Peterson
Do it maybe I will make him gay!
This is my all time favorite impression of Jordan Peterson that Nick does
Lmao at these comments, this video really hit close to home huh guys?
“Trans people aren’t real” lol the voice is so so so good.
Nick's Peterson is just as good as TIm Dillon's impression of Rogan
I’m drunk and gay and couldn’t contain my laughter watching this
Spot on 🎉, love from Australia
So happy I saw this upload that I cleaned up my room!
I really like the change to Peterson when Stav is talking, had to replay it lmao
He’s do be correct about autism and testosterone doe
Hello jregory
Fr
Then why aren't you jacked?
That’s why autistic people get so much pussy
As an autistic person I feel like I should be offended, but the absolute glee I get out of people mocking Jordan Peterson overrides any feeling of offense.
How would you even understand the concept of offense?
@@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee Look, I don't know if you're joking or not, but in case you're not, that's not how Autism works. I'm lucky enough to have high-functioning (less severe) Autism, but people with low-functioning Autism are still people who feel, they just have difficulty communicating how they feel.
@@conall9415 Well, fine. In this disgusting faux-marxist, self-hating, yet self-indulgent, nihilistic, brain-dead era we live in it is just always invigorating to hear funny people go out of their way to be hilariously mean and "offensive". It's not really about autism in particular at all, it's just that everyone needs to be trashed until we basically get back to the mindset we had as a culture around 2000, in my opinion. It's not nearly ALL Lefties, but they are the dominant ones right now and the worst lol.
@@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee bro out here thinking autistic people are fkn computer programmes incapable of understanding human emotion
@@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee average result of american education
This is like my favorite video ever
This is literally my favorite youtube video of 2022.
0:55 Jordan Peterson looks like the Okay Guy meme, and that's how I'll see him from now on.
Funniest moment in podcast history
Jordan Peterson is permanently on the brink of bawling his eyes out. His eyes are watery, his tone is whiney, and his "logic" is "let me take some obvious shit everyone knows and obfuscate it with my massive vocabulary!"
It's like when a toddler is trying to tell you a story and they cut themselves off every other sentence.
said a fellow academic
Frequent crying in men is actually caused by over exposure to testosterone in the womb. I also suffer from this form of hyper-masculinity.
Have did I never notice that Adam disappeared the second Nick said hyper masculinity
Damn, so its true. At this point for stavs laugh is like background white noise. When I showed this vid to a friend they could not shut up at how annoying stavs laugh is. Gave this a rewatch and listened for the laughs. Holy fucking shit the cackle in this one.
Dude his laugh is fucking annoying and hard to drown out.
As a new listener it’s very distracting. Stav is hilarious in standup but this impression sucked and laughing was annoying lol
saul going after Canadians with this one.
Hell yea dude.
Hey, don't say bad stuff about him, I'm dating his mom.
Goddamn Nick Mullen is an absolute master at just making up the funniest, dumb shit on the spot!
excellent impression of talk radio. I really felt like I was contemplating suicide while stuck in gridlock traffic. thanks.
this is the bit that got me into the podcast. classic stuff.
I love the way you draw faces man also I am gay
What's with all dem dislikes. This shit's fire.
Peterson stans destroyed
It’s his fans lol
JP fans getting butt hurt that someone is making fun of their lobster daddy.
How are you still seeing dislikes
@@andrewmaddox2889 There are chrome/firefox extensions - the actual dislikes are still stored, they just aren't displayed. For example, at time of writing I can see that there are 44 dislikes
Honestly one of your best
"If women don't have sex with you they should be in jail."
that jordan peterson balloon looking tight
As amusing as this was, it's the meth head laugh that gets me.
This is my favorite one, adding the music was a great idea holy shit
These are all direct quotes 😂🤣🤣
By the way, I can assume the "testosterone" thingy is somehow related to traits in ASD that are typically associated with masculinity, such as desire for mastery over one specific thing (which somehow relates to hyperfixation, I guess?), lower social skills (woman are usually a bit ahead in those, specifically during puberty and adolescence), maybe even propensity to violence (although this is definitely not the case for every person with ASD).
Autistic people also tend to be boys at a ratio of at least 3:1 if not 4:1. A reason might be that it is not as easy to diagnose in women, but even then autistic women tend to have more of the "masculine" traits that you're talking about.
Thanks for being the only serious one here. Peterson is, for the most part, pretty laid back and normal. His stuff is pretty non offensive. Honestly the radical right and left are far more weird and violent than he is.
@@dylanbuchanan6511 Gotta let people talk even when they're wrong or we risk silencing when they're right.
@@HereTakeAFlower I agree but when did this become a censorship issue? Talking about the fringes of the political groups or Peterson himself?
@@dylanbuchanan6511 the people memeing the comment section
Jordan Peterson: *rambles out a sequence of words that dont actually make any fucking sense when you pay attention to them*
Conservatives: oH mY gOd hEs sUcH A gEnIUs
see, this kinda shit is the reason your dad doesn't love you
I enjoy this Peterson impression, I always just go with “Canadian Pooh Bear”.
You do great stuff :)
I’ve been waiting for this for a long time.
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Oh shit, must've been a ghost then
These goobers must not have watched "The Accountant" or "The Predator" proof that autists are God's chosen people.
ray liotta from goodfellas laughing in the back
Bro you killed him
God man Nick and Stav are just the perfect comedy team.... I really hope these two make content together again
The end of Cum Town is like the Beatles breaking up. Nick is Paul, Stav is John and Adam is like if Ringo and Yoko were one person.
They can't Stav had a heart attack.
@@adamplentl5588 fat people get heart attacks all the time Stav is fine
@@SPACECOWBOY705 he'll rub some thousand island on it and be fine.
"HOW DARE YOU!"
"oh, hell yeah" - Stavros 'the pig' Halloumious
when he said "🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞" 😢
I love how they caricature Jordan Peterson hahaha. Not at all what he was saying, but it's the absolute perfect caricature of it. They need to do more of these.
stop pretending to not be bothered
@@xxxViceroyxxx I'm too gay for it not to bother me a little.
@@xxxViceroyxxx do you want him to be bothered?
@@oya4056 it's very apparent that he already is lol
as an autistic trans man, this is the most validating and based thing JP has ever said
Same! He’s a true ally 😔✊💯💯
Your Jordan Peterson voice scared my cat lol
Nice touch at 1:43 where he switches the face based on who’s doing the impression.
that balloon at 1:06 looks more like paulie than jordan peterson