Crossing The Road - Indian Style | Stand Up Comedy by Kautuk Srivastava

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 173

  • @ronikagarwal7018
    @ronikagarwal7018 2 года назад +71

    In kautuk's voice : "Hilarious!!"

  • @Yash-wp3mn
    @Yash-wp3mn 2 года назад +49

    Damn Cautuk, you tell stories very well... You should take stories from people and tell them secondhand to people in your style....

  • @UddhabMaityTech
    @UddhabMaityTech 2 года назад +31

    Such a tight set , and the delivery 💯

  • @devansharora9133
    @devansharora9133 2 года назад +42

    Damn Kautuks standup has improved so much

  • @deveshkhatri8287
    @deveshkhatri8287 2 года назад +20

    PEP GUARDIOLAA SHOUTED
    ANCELOTTI would have just raised the eyebrow and cowtuk would jump on the car and crossed the road😂😂😂😭

  • @rashicoree
    @rashicoree 2 года назад +31

    That British accent was too good

    • @johnhonai4601
      @johnhonai4601 9 месяцев назад

      more like American accent. Lol

  • @rish_31
    @rish_31 2 года назад +26

    The amount of physical comedy in this bit is awesome... Had never seen this side of Kautuk😊✌🏼

  • @paalikakapeterdury5478
    @paalikakapeterdury5478 2 года назад +75

    As someone who's been hit from behind by a biker while walking on a footpath... I relate.
    Also RV Kautuk

  • @shardul8604
    @shardul8604 2 года назад +218

    You narrate stories very well man. Must try storytelling!

    • @vaibhav6839
      @vaibhav6839 2 года назад +2

      One doesn't understand sarcasm and one hasn't discovered a good joke template yet

    • @pranitgandhi6832
      @pranitgandhi6832 2 года назад

      True, instead of stand up

    • @ChaiCoffee69
      @ChaiCoffee69 2 года назад +4

      Yes he should narrate them on his channel and call it second hand stories.

    • @verniercallipers9220
      @verniercallipers9220 2 года назад

      He does.

    • @abhilekhhhh
      @abhilekhhhh 2 года назад

      🤣

  • @aaryanairy756
    @aaryanairy756 2 года назад +12

    2:10 The most relatable thing I've seen on the internet today.

    • @beactivebehappy9894
      @beactivebehappy9894 2 года назад

      It’s good that this was the most relatable thing for you that day. It’s good that you only watched this video that day.

  • @aman_pandey2005
    @aman_pandey2005 2 года назад +1

    "Dikhta nhi hai kya"
    - Every Indian pedestrian

  • @satyabhan6909
    @satyabhan6909 2 года назад +4

    That pep part>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • @vandandesai4678
    @vandandesai4678 2 года назад +6

    Today's episode of second hand stories was weird but won't mind this at all😂
    Hilarious!

  • @rashicoree
    @rashicoree 2 года назад +4

    "Dikhta nahi hai kya" is such an Indian thing to say while crossing a road 😭😭

  • @rashicoree
    @rashicoree 2 года назад +5

    The amount of times I've crossed the road with that hand up unapologetically 😭😭😭

  • @nishantchaudhary9817
    @nishantchaudhary9817 2 года назад +1

    Kautuk has evolved the most out of the EIC troupe. This is top notch work!

  • @vikassinghmar4514
    @vikassinghmar4514 2 года назад +1

    "Dikhta nai hai kya"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @archismanmitra6758
    @archismanmitra6758 2 года назад +1

    cancelo and de bruyne were the Easter eggs

  • @Turnperpage
    @Turnperpage 2 года назад

    Had the privilege of watching this bit during a live show a couple of months back and super happy this is a video!

  • @akashjain8125
    @akashjain8125 2 года назад +30

    I was standing on the footpath once and a biker came outta nowhere and ran over my foot, didn’t even stop to apologise😭

    • @sumansharma9857
      @sumansharma9857 2 года назад

      Been there, faced that 😪

    • @shivsoni03
      @shivsoni03 2 года назад +2

      "DIKHTA NAHI HAI KYA??"

    • @AnuragXorma
      @AnuragXorma 2 года назад +1

      Had a similar experience. Had to get surgery after.

    • @aninditabhattacharya1715
      @aninditabhattacharya1715 2 года назад

      One time I was on a morning walk on a narrow footpath in Bangalore, nicely enjoying music on earphones and a biker kept honking from behind..
      I turned after a few honks as I didn't realise the honking was directed at me.. then I gave him a lesson on the meaning of 'foot'path, while he huffed and puffed 😂

    • @Travel_and_music_shorts
      @Travel_and_music_shorts 2 года назад

      It Was me

  • @amaanjessani4274
    @amaanjessani4274 2 года назад +1

    Of course the football reference... 44two oP.. HALA MADRID

  • @DanishKhan-mx3ec
    @DanishKhan-mx3ec 2 года назад +1

    I'm surprised he didn't say, "So Siddhi and I were crossing the road the other day..."

  • @PratapNarasimhamGhantasala
    @PratapNarasimhamGhantasala 2 года назад

    Here after the latest TISS episode with Seaguyjeet Ray screaming to visit here.
    Meanwhile my RUclips app which showed this notification 3 days ago be like : *Dikhta nahi hai kya*

  • @keshav795
    @keshav795 2 года назад +3

    Bhautuk in his element...so good 😂😂❤️❤️

  • @sarthakkharade7112
    @sarthakkharade7112 2 года назад +2

    bro bhot din hogaye ki mai 4 min mein itna hasa hu, hilarious bit Kautuk bhay🔥🔥🔥

  • @sahilkushwaha5864
    @sahilkushwaha5864 2 года назад

    Its an amazing set. I wish it was longer.

  • @daniyal._
    @daniyal._ 2 года назад +1

    Yaar kautuk. Your Mbappe rant lasted much longer than this. Was loving it. Ended too soon.

  • @siddhant7679
    @siddhant7679 2 года назад +1

    **sips nimbu paani** hilarious

  • @mysterymerrier9704
    @mysterymerrier9704 2 года назад

    The amount of drama your actions added to whole skit...... I m loving these side of u sir..... And comedy was just so on point.
    Btw thanks to dear siddhi to finally teach u how to cross the road😂

  • @aamirkhan943
    @aamirkhan943 2 года назад

    Kautuk has upped his stand up game.

  • @MilanHoon
    @MilanHoon 2 года назад

    I am also so bad at crossing the highway. Once I waited around 20 minutes to cross the road, and a traffic policeman nearby noticed me and hold my hand and help me cross the road.

  • @Alexmarshall15
    @Alexmarshall15 2 года назад

    it's like yoga 😂😂😂😂 subah mast ho gaya yaar mazedar comedy ...love your work Bro ❤️

  • @differentangle1
    @differentangle1 2 года назад

    This was all about the delivery

  • @japneetsingh4239
    @japneetsingh4239 2 года назад

    If she were Pep Guardiola she could have killed you with expressions in anger 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anjuchoudhary3491
    @anjuchoudhary3491 2 года назад +1

    Siddhi ek dum badass.

  • @ravi.k.t
    @ravi.k.t 2 года назад

    There has to be traffic lights to follow it in India. 🤣

  • @amaanjessani4274
    @amaanjessani4274 2 года назад +1

    Look whos back...😂😂😂 my man..💯💯💯🤟

  • @vikrammondal9756
    @vikrammondal9756 2 года назад +1

    A great set after a long time!! OG

  • @mcv0610
    @mcv0610 2 года назад +3

    Man this is too good 😂

  • @dxmarcus1806
    @dxmarcus1806 2 года назад

    punchlines be punching up xD

  • @sriee_0793
    @sriee_0793 2 года назад +1

    What a tight set!🔥🔥🔥

  • @jayantjj
    @jayantjj 2 года назад

    Pep Guardiola joke killed me🤣🤣🤣

  • @Vampress09
    @Vampress09 2 года назад

    As someone who is terrible at crossing roads this is too real.

  • @sahid197
    @sahid197 2 года назад

    the way he is doing the whole expressions thing is damn cool

  • @anshulthapa2326
    @anshulthapa2326 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂next special name "So siddhi & i"

  • @CodeAviator05
    @CodeAviator05 2 года назад

    surprisingly he went with Pep Guardiola 😅

  • @rashicoree
    @rashicoree 2 года назад +2

    My sides are hurting after watching this 😂😭

  • @life.capturer
    @life.capturer 2 года назад

    And Then The Rickshaw Wala Comes And Says, "Andha Hai Kya *apshabd* !"

  • @SuperPirate18
    @SuperPirate18 2 года назад

    Glad all EIC members are resurfacing. All the best!!!

  • @kedarpai3425
    @kedarpai3425 2 года назад +3

    Mbappe ko bhi Paris cross karke Madrid aana chahiye tha lekin woh divider pe turn le liya 😭

  • @varungirinath8816
    @varungirinath8816 2 года назад

    Dayumm Kautyaaaa wowwwwww

  • @Khushi-de8yk
    @Khushi-de8yk 2 года назад

    more please !

  • @vividfleurdelis
    @vividfleurdelis 2 года назад

    I've watched this on the discord zoom show, in person and now on RUclips and it's still so relatable lol.

  • @vaibhavsrivastava6250
    @vaibhavsrivastava6250 2 года назад

    Good that she didn’t cross back to help you cross the road

  • @jyotiradityajadhav7676
    @jyotiradityajadhav7676 2 года назад +1

    Nice to see a story teller doing stand up😂😂

  • @RythmGkwd
    @RythmGkwd 2 года назад

    Now I understand why did the chicken cross the road

  • @Footyxboy_07
    @Footyxboy_07 2 года назад +4

    Kautuk mbappe ke rant pai ek stand up show rakho

  • @harvinderkataria3667
    @harvinderkataria3667 2 года назад

    I expected a Honda "City" and Pep joke there.

  • @Padfoot2804
    @Padfoot2804 2 года назад

    Pressed pause/play baar baar to see those cheeky football captions 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @subashs4131
    @subashs4131 2 года назад +1

    Mein aadmi se Gif ban gaya hu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @Bhw5097
    @Bhw5097 2 года назад +1

    Kadak

  • @sameekshanayak6690
    @sameekshanayak6690 2 года назад

    Kautuk has such an amazing British accent 😍 and the last line 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bhavinmehta9
    @bhavinmehta9 2 года назад

    Bhari bit Bhautuk 💯

  • @ujjwaldkl
    @ujjwaldkl 2 года назад +2

    here for butter chicken kulfi

  • @solicitor7133
    @solicitor7133 2 года назад

    Most embarrassing when any other person or any animal crosses the road but you can't; and your friend has to cross the road to make you cross it...

  • @shobhanshubrajit7637
    @shobhanshubrajit7637 2 года назад

    Great one kautuk sir you had bring football somehow absolutely loved it

  • @cldheeraj7442
    @cldheeraj7442 2 года назад +1

    Baaap!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Nimbu paani

  • @Vinuasahu
    @Vinuasahu 2 года назад +1

    Great!

  • @logan7816
    @logan7816 2 года назад

    what do u call a ninja turtle who never fulfills his destiny 😂

  • @superhuman1817
    @superhuman1817 2 года назад

    The legend returns

  • @chiragkalra9036
    @chiragkalra9036 2 года назад

    Great set man

  • @xameeramir
    @xameeramir 2 года назад

    Lovely performance, I liked your intelligent comedy!! Immediate subscribe!

  • @indiawit
    @indiawit 2 года назад

    Maza ayaa

  • @nainakataria6370
    @nainakataria6370 2 года назад

    need me a secondhand story in that British accent duuude

  • @RohitTater
    @RohitTater 2 года назад

    Great

  • @dipakdhanke5296
    @dipakdhanke5296 2 года назад

    When you have crossed the road and suddenly a bicycle hits you on the footpath - Andha hai kya lavde 😂😂

  • @SpokoR3
    @SpokoR3 2 года назад

    epic bhai sahab hahaa

  • @ratnesh0307
    @ratnesh0307 2 года назад

    amazing cowtukiyaaaaaaa😂😂😂

  • @BhavishComedy
    @BhavishComedy 2 года назад

    Straight fire 🔥

  • @isha6173
    @isha6173 2 года назад

    Are ek ch number!

  • @pragyapal3867
    @pragyapal3867 2 года назад +1

    This is hilarious 🤣😂

  • @anubhavs5145
    @anubhavs5145 2 года назад

    The Pep bit😂

  • @ToxicUnitedFan
    @ToxicUnitedFan 2 года назад +1

    Camavingaaaaaaaaaa

  • @RitajDubey
    @RitajDubey 2 года назад +2

    Tiss army represent ❤️

  • @gauravratan884
    @gauravratan884 2 года назад

    mast baba! Mast

  • @kedarpai3425
    @kedarpai3425 2 года назад +1

    Ek aur comment for the algo
    442 represent 😤

  • @manujain6733
    @manujain6733 2 года назад +2

    442 crossover

  • @sharonchemmany9240
    @sharonchemmany9240 2 года назад

    This one was Lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @likhendradahare
    @likhendradahare 2 года назад +1

    kautyaaaa❤️

  • @760350
    @760350 2 года назад

    parthiv patel doing stand up after retirement

  • @sailaab
    @sailaab 2 года назад

    01:41 It's like yoga
    ‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏bas 🔫 mein dum hona chahiye.
    #firsthandstories

  • @vasinelluri1936
    @vasinelluri1936 2 года назад +3

    WOWW, cowtuk has emoted soo well in this video, I feel like he should act in shouth indian movies or like BAWA would like to call movies from the Southern part of the India :) LOL . Keep up the good act cowtuk 🙌🙌

    • @rahulkanugo7943
      @rahulkanugo7943 2 года назад

      While at it, he can also write better scripts for them 😂

  • @sachinporwal3522
    @sachinporwal3522 2 года назад +1

    Best

  • @ashishgoyal1094
    @ashishgoyal1094 2 года назад

    Notification nhi aaya ..tias mai pata chala ki video aaya h..

  • @alenathomas3940
    @alenathomas3940 2 года назад

    Best😂😂😂

  • @anjuchoudhary3491
    @anjuchoudhary3491 2 года назад

    Here to show my palm, as said by Bawa. 😁

  • @nightcrawler8534
    @nightcrawler8534 2 года назад

    Next time... Stand on the middle of the road and do Nanga Siuuuuu😎

  • @yashawale8468
    @yashawale8468 2 года назад

    Will be waiting for your second hand story episode .. plz bring more stories like wo Aurangzeb ka khajana chori ho jata hai. 🔥

  • @kulwantsinghpanwar8923
    @kulwantsinghpanwar8923 Год назад

    bro you used to play football dodge the cars, like defenders

  • @chetansanil
    @chetansanil 2 года назад

    Hilarious