“Apparently sex sells, so we gotta find some sex and sell it!” Forgot the episode number but it was the one where Linda went to work at that grocery store
“I just realized something- I had a bad childhood” “Yeah I know” “What do you mean you know?” “Look at you!” “What do you mean look at me” “Look at how you stand, people who had good childhoods don’t stand like that”
"Yes! It's like instant gratification but later!" or "If it's that one then it's hilarious, if it's that one then it's dead. Which isn't funny." from Gene XD
I personally never get tired of when Tina has to use the robot to get around school and they’re all on the beach Tammy: “look, that sign says no vehicles on the beach, so you have to leave.” Louise: “It also says no trash on the beach, but yet you’re here, so… what are we gonna do here?”
I dont remember the name of the episode, but its when Bob and Linda call the kids while they're high from those cookies. "Hello son...gene. Son. Pal. It's dad. I'm dad." "Don't tell them we're high." "Listen, we may be a little high- I mean late coming home. The taxes keep...going." "Good job." I crack up everytime with that scene.
"There's no service! I hate this freakin' phone, Bobby!" "Lin, we're underground. You can't blame it on the phone." "What, do you work for the phone company now? 'Bob's Phone Company?!'" "What, are you going to beat me up?" I just love that exchange so much
I randomly just say "I will tuck my junk SO FAST" (Mr Frond), "And you should work in my coal mine :)" (Mr. Fischoeder) & "Oh, hello mother.." (Louise) 💀
Basically any scene Mr. Fischoeder is in. "I still don't know what the macarena is." "Is it me? ...is it abortions?" "Ahhh, I love the way the fog feels under my cape."
Tammy: Who would wanna hire you anyway? People who like to smell your mouth makes when words come out? Tina: No, more like people who like people whose hair is all the same color.
Mother's Day episode, when Lin wants to go to all the open houses to eat, and she picks up the phone at the mansion on King's Head Island to call 'the bank'... "Uh, hello bank... it's me, Linda with the money." I die every time! 😂😂
I always use ‘I hate to see you vamos but I love to see you vamos’ from the ep where Tina’s using the Spanish language tapes, but no one ever knows what I’m talking about
"I wonder what they're all here for?" "Maybe they all have to use the bathroom" - Tina "Hey get outta here! Go pee in the bushes like normal people" - Louise Episode of the kids stealing black garlic for Bobs cooking contest
One of my favorite quotes is "licky licky licky licky licky licky! Like gene said remember" "yeah this really isint that great with out him also cuortney stop doing that" "😝"
Gene: Tina what are you doing? Tina: I am working on my mating list when we have to re-populate the Earth. Gene: let me see, * picks up paper* gay, gay, mythical creature, gay mythical creature mmm good luck
My personal fave is when Gene shouts "THAT MAN TOOK MY FRIEND!!" And then a woman walks by and Louise has to clarify that it isn't a kidnapping
What episode?
@@AlbinoTeacher50 I’m not sure what it’s called but it’s the one where Alex and Courtney become skating partners if that helps
"HEY! Don't throw repressed memory Emily!" "She won't remember this." Louise and Mr. Frond from S1E9. I absolutely love it lol
“Apparently sex sells, so we gotta find some sex and sell it!” Forgot the episode number but it was the one where Linda went to work at that grocery store
Put the part where Louise says “That’s lip gloss? I thought you’d always just finished eating rotisserie chicken” I love that line
“I just realized something- I had a bad childhood”
“Yeah I know”
“What do you mean you know?”
“Look at you!”
“What do you mean look at me”
“Look at how you stand, people who had good childhoods don’t stand like that”
Is it weird that I feel like this comment is a shout out to my channel?
Whenever tina walks by parrot guy:
Parrot “squakk nerd alert”
Tina “…whattt”
“😕Nooo I don’t wanna drop my paaants”
“What why????” 😦😨
One of my faves is “oh go play ping pong with your ding dong!” From the episode with the bleaken
I will die before I get tired of "Dollar whiskey, dollar scotch. Dollar bourbon, dollar crotch!"
"Yes! It's like instant gratification but later!" or "If it's that one then it's hilarious, if it's that one then it's dead. Which isn't funny." from Gene XD
I personally never get tired of when Tina has to use the robot to get around school and they’re all on the beach
Tammy: “look, that sign says no vehicles on the beach, so you have to leave.”
Louise: “It also says no trash on the beach, but yet you’re here, so… what are we gonna do here?”
I dont remember the name of the episode, but its when Bob and Linda call the kids while they're high from those cookies.
"Hello son...gene. Son. Pal. It's dad. I'm dad."
"Don't tell them we're high."
"Listen, we may be a little high- I mean late coming home. The taxes keep...going."
"Good job."
I crack up everytime with that scene.
Louise calling Frond "double O so sad" then "what? It's Mr. Frond" after being reprimanded - makes me smile every day
"There's no service! I hate this freakin' phone, Bobby!"
"Lin, we're underground. You can't blame it on the phone."
"What, do you work for the phone company now? 'Bob's Phone Company?!'"
"What, are you going to beat me up?"
I just love that exchange so much
Where teddy is in the backseat and has sleep apnea and bob say “that was like 6 seconds- how- how long until you die”
I like bob. Poor man gotta hell of a family. Never a dull moment 😊
How has nobody put in “dollar whiskey, dollar scotch, dollor bourbon… dollar crotch!” It’s that hilarious
Ok I actually do quote the "eggs eggs eggs bum bum" part a lot
"And I feel like pinching you in the eye..." - Mr. Frond (I think it was the spaghetti western and meatballs episode)
I randomly just say "I will tuck my junk SO FAST" (Mr Frond), "And you should work in my coal mine :)" (Mr. Fischoeder) & "Oh, hello mother.." (Louise) 💀
“Louise, you’re in trouble again”
“Drink some cranberry juice”
And
“I owe you my life”
“No thanks, I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed”
When Linda said “a gold metal, oh we should get it bronzed!”
"Uh-Oh, Why is Dad RUNNING?"
"No, Dad! Don't run! You could go into shock!" 🤣
To Bob, Or Not To Bob S13E1
I think about “‘my family moves around a lot” from
Broadcast Wagstaff School News (S3E12) every day
Tina: I'm no hero I put my bra on one boob at a time
Remember when this channel used to be Hasbin Hotel.
Basically any scene Mr. Fischoeder is in. "I still don't know what the macarena is." "Is it me? ...is it abortions?" "Ahhh, I love the way the fog feels under my cape."
"Channel 6 News, they'll finger anything with a pulse!"
Tammy: Awwww why isn’t working
Louise: CAUSE OF YOUR BIG MOUTH TAMMY
Think the episode was Tammy’s birthday
Louise to Bob: "Don't do it Dad! If you punch him, your hand will smell like ointment and pee!"
Tammy: Who would wanna hire you anyway? People who like to smell your mouth makes when words come out?
Tina: No, more like people who like people whose hair is all the same color.
Woah this entire time I thought it was "Lucy locket lost her pocket"
I love the "you're the one YOU ARE THE ONEEEE" to the turkey
"mom packed tampons for lunch"
"oooh share :D"
Morts mom: is this fire gonna burn my grass
Mort: no mom its non burning fire
Mother's Day episode, when Lin wants to go to all the open houses to eat, and she picks up the phone at the mansion on King's Head Island to call 'the bank'... "Uh, hello bank... it's me, Linda with the money." I die every time! 😂😂
My favorite line is from sesson three episode one " Shut your butt coconuts."
awww, thanks for adding my quote
Thanks for choosing a great one!
“ZOOM! I say zoom now, you like it.”
"Noooo, I don't wanna drop my pants"
"WHYYYYYY?!?!"
I always use ‘I hate to see you vamos but I love to see you vamos’ from the ep where Tina’s using the Spanish language tapes, but no one ever knows what I’m talking about
"I wonder what they're all here for?"
"Maybe they all have to use the bathroom" - Tina
"Hey get outta here! Go pee in the bushes like normal people" - Louise
Episode of the kids stealing black garlic for Bobs cooking contest
So cool.
I Am A Sucker For A Mario And Luigi Joke!
linda singing "rock me amadeus" to lure the raccoons out in the easter episode.. i think about it all the time 😭😂
I wear glasses not hearing aids mom
Teddy saying " it happened kinda fast " so funny
The Art Crawl episode, it's a weird thing to quote but my family and I have always just started chanting "Anus! Anus! Anus!"
"if she was a seasoning she'd be flour!! If she was a book she'd be 2 books!!' "oh yeah she is boring' -louise belcher and linda belcher- season 4
"McCormick and Schmitt's!"
"THINK ABOUT IT"
-Gene
buckle it up buckle it up buckle it up or you'll diieeeee
"MURDAHHH, MURDAH MYSTERY 😼"
One of my absolute favs is the Dutch Baby Diner episode where as they're leaving Linda goes "My dutch baby! Awwww it's a preemie just like Jesus!"
One of my favorite quotes is
"licky licky licky licky licky licky! Like gene said remember" "yeah this really isint that great with out him also cuortney stop doing that" "😝"
Gene: Tina what are you doing? Tina: I am working on my mating list when we have to re-populate the Earth. Gene: let me see, * picks up paper* gay, gay, mythical creature, gay mythical creature mmm good luck
Mine is from Gene - 'Hot Kuchi' 😭
Why does the girl that said no I don’t want to drop my pants sound like Siri?