Best Command Sergeant Major Moments (onexpunchxdad)

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  • @kamassie1
    @kamassie1 Год назад +1377

    "At Ease weirdo" wanted to say that so many times

    • @Smokey_Cornbread
      @Smokey_Cornbread Год назад +52

      It feels as good as advertised homie 😂😂😂😂

    • @juanburgos4668
      @juanburgos4668 Год назад +35

      Become a drill sergeant lol use it everytime on the trail

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever Год назад +39

      That "Salutations, Sergeant Major."
      Killed me.🤣

    • @kellykeegan2608
      @kellykeegan2608 Год назад +14

      ​@@juanburgos4668 facts, my company got called weirdos on the regular, usually when we were doing well.

    • @JScottCee
      @JScottCee Год назад +2

      ​@@Smokey_Cornbread straight facts, troop! 💯🤣

  • @schoolio64D
    @schoolio64D Год назад +1159

    “Just gettin’ fat and sassy, that’s all.” 😂😂😂

    • @silverjohn6037
      @silverjohn6037 Год назад +74

      In fairness a chief warrant officer has a bit more credit built up in the "he's a pain in the a** but a pain the a** that get's the job done" than an E4;).

    • @trentonwardman4503
      @trentonwardman4503 Год назад +123

      ​@@silverjohn6037 especially a CW5 who has said and I quote "Sergeant Major I was in Panama commiting war crimes when you were still in your Huggies. Now if my hands get cold, they're going in my pockets. And that's the end of that."

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 Год назад +16

      Why in reality e'erbody wants what chief got.

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 Год назад +3

      ​@@trentonwardman4503damn! Lol

    • @FolstrimHori
      @FolstrimHori Год назад

      Ain't that a line from Don Hertzfeldt? Shit that's old.

  • @thebrewingsailor9172
    @thebrewingsailor9172 Год назад +1332

    The evolution of behoove broke me. 🤣🤣🤣
    "It would behoove you."
    "It would behoove of you."
    "It would Be-of-hooah of you"

    • @chief5981
      @chief5981 Год назад +58

      That’s what happens when you learn Hooah and behoove in the same day 😆
      “Did he just say be hooah of you??” 🤔

    • @Nos2113
      @Nos2113 Год назад +6

      ​@@chief5981 Marines have the same issue though

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 Год назад +16

      You have been Behooven

    • @chief5981
      @chief5981 Год назад +4

      @@Nos2113 that’s cause they’re marines.

    • @michaelwestmoreland2530
      @michaelwestmoreland2530 Год назад +4

      Oh I dead-ass laughed out loud at the last one, yeah.

  • @justindelaney9987
    @justindelaney9987 Год назад +854

    If you've never served. This is spot on. 99% of every CSM you come across will be so weird and eccentric you wonder if you are all being punked.

    • @warsuitgaming8692
      @warsuitgaming8692 Год назад +63

      I refuse to believe its not mandatory training at SGM-A to learn how to be this eccentric

    • @justindelaney9987
      @justindelaney9987 Год назад +88

      ​@@warsuitgaming8692Funny you say that. I was reading of this CSM who had come from 75th Ranger and Delta Force. One of his troops said "He was a great leader and a great person. He's the Only CSM I know that graduated the Sergeant Major academy and didn't come out of there a F@cking Weirdo" (I always laughed at that)

    • @coldsoldier313
      @coldsoldier313 Год назад +13

      He's scary accurate 😂😂😂

    • @fflaguna
      @fflaguna Год назад +5

      @@warsuitgaming8692 I mean CSN behavior is so standardized, it’s gotta be, right?

    • @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730
      @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730 Год назад +20

      Case in point, I met at the 2018 Congressional Medal Of Honor Convention, Retired Command Sergeant Major and Medal Of Honor recipient from the Vietnam War, Gary Littrell; And yeah he was out there man, I loved it, I talked to him for the better part of 5 maybe 6 minutes, All the guests had to leave and get back in line, So I got my autographs, Saluted him and got back in line; I walk back in for the next session and I don’t believe I was looking in his direction but I heard “Hey how you doing?!” I look over and there’s CSM Littrell waving at me, I said something to the extent of “I’m doing good sir” and then I get this from him; “You want me to sign your book again?!” I was like okay I’m coming, And I got his signature on my Medal Of Honor autograph paper once more, I thanked him again and saluted him again and walked away; God bless that man

  • @naryk1412
    @naryk1412 Год назад +542

    “Christiansen, meet me out in the quad.. bring a water source👁️👁️”
    Christiansen isn’t coming back

    • @dinomra7771
      @dinomra7771 Год назад +3

      Can you explain what he means exactly?

    • @CaptWarChief
      @CaptWarChief Год назад +58

      @@dinomra7771 if you know, you know

    • @dinomra7771
      @dinomra7771 Год назад +23

      @@CaptWarChief I don't, that's why I'm asking.

    • @luigi7781
      @luigi7781 Год назад

      @@dinomra7771 he about to be one hurting and tired mofo

    • @dinomra7771
      @dinomra7771 Год назад +26

      @@luigi7781 I assume the water if for not dying of dehydration.

  • @infernosgaming8942
    @infernosgaming8942 Год назад +511

    “It would be-hooah of you” holy fuck I’ve never laughed so hard

  • @nathasix3334
    @nathasix3334 Год назад +644

    That chief comment at the end is great. True to life, if you ever can find the chief.

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever Год назад

      If you think you actually found the chief, you've only found their decoy.

    • @joshuaharr1578
      @joshuaharr1578 Год назад +4

      The lightsaber is a myth

    • @Flying_Dollar_Motorsports
      @Flying_Dollar_Motorsports Год назад +4

      That was the best part for me too. But I'm a Chief soooooo.....

    • @renz5
      @renz5 Год назад

      isn't the guy in the videos a CWO3? any time i've seen him in uniform and out of character he has the cwo3 patch

    • @warmowed
      @warmowed Год назад

      Yeah this guy is a CWO @@renz5

  • @Ox5f3759df
    @Ox5f3759df Год назад +202

    using a muscle milk container as a spitter is some kinda art

  • @JoshuaCraig45
    @JoshuaCraig45 Год назад +347

    I’ve started to tell my troops, “consider yourself behoofed “. 😂

  • @johncox2284
    @johncox2284 Год назад +353

    He totally nails the senior officers with the reading glasses and catch phrases.

  • @PBurns-ng3gw
    @PBurns-ng3gw Год назад +112

    His POV is a giant lifted pickup. He knows seventeen different variations of the word “Behoove.” He instantly knows if anyone on the entire base is walking on the grass. He is…The CSM.

    • @Orca19904
      @Orca19904 11 месяцев назад +5

      You forgot his superhuman ability to spot hands in pockets and earbuds being worn while in uniform from up to 2 miles away.

  • @kevinmoze1068
    @kevinmoze1068 Год назад +604

    Literally every CSM I've ever had. Spot on brother. 🇺🇸

    • @philobetto5106
      @philobetto5106 Год назад +3

      every CSM that I imagined I would have

    • @xObscureMars
      @xObscureMars Год назад

      Na, seen one just like this, and their is some charm to this. However " comma" the one at 101 First Strike was just an angry asshole that had no business being a leader. He was a pos.

  • @MultiDisturbed666
    @MultiDisturbed666 Год назад +231

    God forbid we have trash in a thing ment to hold garbage

    • @joeblow9657
      @joeblow9657 Год назад +19

      CSM: OMG WTF is a land fill??!!!

    • @luigi7781
      @luigi7781 Год назад +8

      ​@@joeblow9657 literally a can is the only thing in there lmao

    • @joeblow9657
      @joeblow9657 Год назад +8

      @Peter Angles How dare you use the trash can for trash/s

    • @Xiphos0311
      @Xiphos0311 7 месяцев назад +1

      That's staff thinking for you.

    • @spicysnowman8886
      @spicysnowman8886 5 месяцев назад

      Imagine if there was water in the water fountain, that would be a travesty.

  • @robertcurry389
    @robertcurry389 Год назад +196

    My dad was a captain in the navy, and half of the lines he said to me growing up, “However, comma,” and “it would behoove of you” were very common.

    • @9983sp
      @9983sp 10 месяцев назад +1

      My last Platoon Daddy used to say however comma, and got me saying it.

  • @thedarklrd6714
    @thedarklrd6714 Год назад +148

    I just started dying at the "we bout to have a chat" part because my parents were both in the military and this is exactly how they would talk when we did something wrong or had to clean our rooms

  • @pgfnj0279
    @pgfnj0279 Год назад +257

    The Chief at the end FTW 😂

    • @Jalu3
      @Jalu3 Год назад +26

      It's a minor miracle that he was even observed. Since he was seen, he wanted to be visible.

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever Год назад +3

      @@Jalu3 chief just finished growin the stache for no shave november so he wanted to be seen. Lol

    • @mustafaabdelwahab1478
      @mustafaabdelwahab1478 Год назад +3

      No one fucks with the CW5, he just is on another level of shamming, something everyone in the E-4 Mafia aspires to be like

  • @austinrothjr
    @austinrothjr Год назад +92

    As a former infantry NCO turned warrant I guarantee this is the most real thing on the Internet.

  • @Orb__
    @Orb__ Год назад +81

    “It would BeHoOvE of you.” Pls no not again

    • @Oeleted
      @Oeleted Год назад +1

      Consider yourself behoofed.

  • @georgetrevino3532
    @georgetrevino3532 Год назад +47

    I remember my CSM, saying .. release the soldiers .. we about to have a chat . He made all the NCOs clean barracks; he made his point. It worked .

  • @garysuarez9614
    @garysuarez9614 Год назад +11

    "Hey, high speed, come 'eer."
    Autopucker engaged.

  • @braxtonmoore9246
    @braxtonmoore9246 Год назад +171

    PTSD inducing ain’t it lmao

    • @blistersonmyfingers9321
      @blistersonmyfingers9321 Год назад +24

      I had to pause a couple of times to regroup, lmfao.

    • @johncox2284
      @johncox2284 Год назад +16

      I'm retired Coast Guard. I still got sweaty palms when I heard "we about to have a chat..."

    • @medicbabe2ID
      @medicbabe2ID Год назад +18

      I've been out since 2015 and my brain is trying to escape my skull 🫠

    • @Brecconable
      @Brecconable Год назад +3

      You didn't put enough PT into that PTSD of yours. *DO IT AGAIN*

  • @yaketyquax2615
    @yaketyquax2615 Год назад +92

    Jesus Christ, my father retired a CMC in the Navy and I just had an out-of-body experience, this was so relateable. The comma, the dogs that don't hunt, the behoovement....

  • @citizen1981
    @citizen1981 Год назад +138

    Chief's face is a crime scene and csm doesn't say jack! 🤣

    • @alericantonelli4656
      @alericantonelli4656 Год назад +71

      Thats simple. Chief is a god amongst men amd you DO NOT FUCK WITH CHIEF! he does what he wants, when he wants, and you thank him for making sure his stuff runs smoothly. If you see him, he's either getting coffee, dropping off/picking up paperwork, or there is a massive fucking problem and its about to be YOUR problem. Be nice to chief. Man can end careers of officers amd nco's alike with but a word in the right ear.

    • @xObscureMars
      @xObscureMars Год назад +33

      Non reg mustache, fadish sunglases, pot belly probaly, can't pass pt test, but left alone.

    • @warsuitgaming8692
      @warsuitgaming8692 Год назад +40

      @@xObscureMars Chief has forgotten more than every NCO at the unit knows combined

    • @Oeleted
      @Oeleted Год назад +1

      Don’t fuck with Billy T Friendly CW5 US Army

    • @ruebenllongoria836
      @ruebenllongoria836 Год назад +2

      @@xObscureMarsas god intended

  • @AznsrFUNNY
    @AznsrFUNNY Год назад +110

    Man's content is so relatable.

    • @gibbsm
      @gibbsm Год назад +5

      i've been out so long too, and still, same shit. Scary.

  • @Efntodd
    @Efntodd Год назад +75

    Staff wars is the best entertainment on the internet

  • @izzyraj
    @izzyraj Год назад +19

    "TRAAAASHH in the latrines, TRAAAASHH in the laundry room"

  • @JohnDoe-wt9ek
    @JohnDoe-wt9ek Год назад +22

    Specialist Christiansen must be a newly promoted Specialist. Ain't no way he'd get caught in a 2 mile radius of the CSM. Specialists avoid such characters because CSM be looking for anything to stick it to the non-existent group of individuals who perform the Dirty Deeds for a Pack of Smokes and 24 Case.
    Can't catch me Smage... I have out-processing appointments today.

  • @TheRealChappie
    @TheRealChappie Год назад +40

    "Meet me in the quad, bring a water source"
    god i felt that
    #e4mafia

    • @Oeleted
      @Oeleted Год назад

      “Bring a water source” gonna be a long smoke session after hearing that

  • @TheSpaniard
    @TheSpaniard Год назад +16

    "what else?" is the most accurate CSM ish I've ever heard 😂

  • @TheBenzwanger
    @TheBenzwanger Год назад +50

    Love how the Cheif gets away with everything.

  • @kevinsullivan3448
    @kevinsullivan3448 Год назад +34

    When I was stationed in West Germany... I was selected by the Battalion CO for the TOC security detail during ReForGer'88. Our CSM was a lazy asshole, he threw a log across the triple strand concertina wire barrier so he wouldn't have to walk the extra 30ft to the entrance to get to the TOC. The Battalion CO sent him back to post for that, but he came back 3 days later and started giving us in the security detail grief. He didn't like that we used flashlights with red filters to check our secure area at night. He didn't like that I had built a functioning shower for the security detail. And most of all he didn't like how I secured our otherwise exposed eastern perimeter with firework booby-traps to represent Claymore mines that he and his hand picked 'OpFor' assault team triggered during their unauthorized assault on our position and were declared dead by the referee he had wrangled to watch. I swear that guy hated other Enlisted.

  • @jaycue7641
    @jaycue7641 Год назад +80

    Yknow there's also going to be the guy who can't help being a weirdo anytime the CSM talks to him. I don't know why, but they can't help themselves.

    • @mounteden280
      @mounteden280 Год назад +13

      Speaking from experience. It's cause we're nervous.

    • @therealsapdad1942
      @therealsapdad1942 Год назад +3

      I am that guy. It's mostly cuz of nerves, having someone so high up talking to you

    • @echodelta3291
      @echodelta3291 Год назад +3

      @@therealsapdad1942 Eliminate reasons to be nervous. Keep your uniform squared away and answer like you've been waiting all day to do whatever it is the CSM asks you to do (regardless of whether that's true or not). Figure it out on the way. As long as you're moving in direction/working the tasker you're going to be gtg.

  • @pjlusk7774
    @pjlusk7774 2 месяца назад +3

    “At ease, weirdo” hits different now that Tim Walz said it more or less verbatim on the campaign trail.

  • @mrruthless6913
    @mrruthless6913 Год назад +29

    Anybody in the military for any bit of time, absolutely understands the humor. So good.

  • @VALDiesel01
    @VALDiesel01 Год назад +8

    my 1SG in my first duty station was EXACTLY like this CSM 🤣🤣 saying "doggone" , "get these things squared away", "hooah" , "skulldrag" all the time, obsessed with the barracks and being in them so much he may as well have paid rent, but tbh he was a solid guy hahaha

  • @snakeplissken3063
    @snakeplissken3063 Год назад +11

    That "Come see me after this" sent shivers up my spine.

  • @Dingus301
    @Dingus301 9 месяцев назад +4

    "it would be of hooah of you" makes me laugh every single time. Absolutely genius

  • @randymo8709
    @randymo8709 Год назад +35

    I do watch this every day or so just for a laugh. Timeless, never gets old.

  • @tychan1985
    @tychan1985 Год назад +4

    This gave me so much joy and set off my ptsd so bad that the VA simultaneously increased and lowered my rating.

  • @AngryTexian
    @AngryTexian Год назад +19

    CSM: “it would behooooooove you to stay motivated hooah?”
    Me: Roger…….CSM……
    *the PT will continue till morale improves*

    • @Oeleted
      @Oeleted Год назад

      PT, good for you, good for me

  • @johncox2284
    @johncox2284 Год назад +9

    "DO IT AGAIN!". Every senior enlisted I ever knew...what else?

  • @marcusdefgomes
    @marcusdefgomes Год назад +12

    “Bring a water source” became the last sentence i wanted to hear

    • @buckcherry2564
      @buckcherry2564 Год назад +1

      I was working in a factory, my supervisor was an E9 way back...he thought it would be funny to holler my name over the radio and when I check in he just says "Landline" and my heart stops before I hear him laughing on the other side of the shipping dock.......I set his computer alarm to "Boots".

  • @johncox2284
    @johncox2284 Год назад +12

    Meet me in the quad, and bring a water source... Love it. I retired as a Warrant Officer in the Coast Guard and I can relate to that chief. These videos have me saying "Hooah" all the time now!

  • @ajax1137
    @ajax1137 Год назад +10

    The army's obsession with the PT belt fascinates me. I sort of understand how Jane Goodall felt when observing gorillas in the wild.

  • @DeadGothicRed
    @DeadGothicRed Год назад +19

    My younger brother is a warrant officer and basically has the same relationship with his CSM at the end there, mustache and all. He's definitely the go to guy for fixing tracks but he told me that his CSM knows he's way more adept at his job but CSM is still "In Charge"

  • @halofan9793
    @halofan9793 Год назад +11

    CSM: "why don't people drink with me or like me?"
    Also CSM:

  • @kuznickic1
    @kuznickic1 Год назад +20

    You nailed all of them…definitely earned a subscriber! And the CW5 at the end…gold!!

  • @darylhopkins9796
    @darylhopkins9796 Год назад +13

    This was magical. Brought back many memories about the CSM. Best damn video on RUclips.

  • @eagles7235
    @eagles7235 Год назад +22

    Freakin reminds me of one of my old football coaches….especially the last bit. If he was mad and said “everyone on Bertha!”…..you knew it was gonna be a loooong 3 hours

  • @donald2649
    @donald2649 Год назад +7

    It's the "Come here, GUY!" for me.

  • @kurtzy54
    @kurtzy54 Год назад +16

    I’ve been out for a few years and this brought back so many memories Hahahha. That was spot on 😂😂 bravo my guy

  • @logancrawford5379
    @logancrawford5379 Год назад +13

    During Covid this sergeant major just ran daily and screamed at people to spread apart. Literally daily for months.

  • @LIONHEARTE944
    @LIONHEARTE944 Год назад +23

    NUTHIN MUCH JUS' GETTIN FAT AN' SASSY
    literal goat

  • @ChinlessNoKnees
    @ChinlessNoKnees 10 месяцев назад +3

    around the :35 second mark: I had a Master Gunnery Sergeant that would always say however comma. However, he also had 3 masters degrees and working on his doctorate, very well-spoken and intelligent man!

  • @stevemartinez9549
    @stevemartinez9549 Год назад +18

    I could watch these for hours!

  • @BluJay30
    @BluJay30 Год назад +24

    Chief and SM are the best characters

  • @adrianstrong1
    @adrianstrong1 Год назад +4

    I served 20-plus years and he got every last one of the CSM I've encountered in my career. Spot on.😂😅

  • @chadwizick
    @chadwizick Год назад +22

    This man singlehandedly accomplished by himself what Vet TV spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and several stolen stories to miss the mark on.
    Accurately depicting army life in a comedic fashion.

  • @kobisteed6268
    @kobisteed6268 Год назад +13

    I can't believe how accurate this is

  • @xander-with-a-z
    @xander-with-a-z Год назад +4

    That part where the warrant shows up in absolutely, positively, whatever the duck they want to, I felt that..

  • @wipatriot510
    @wipatriot510 Год назад +7

    The most feared(and respected) soldier in any battalion, brigade and/or division is the CSM...he is to be avoided at all costs, especially by EM's...

  • @JuanGarcia-dj2tt
    @JuanGarcia-dj2tt Год назад +11

    Man that “however comma” is real asf 😂 csm and first sarnt say that all the time and I started saying it without realizing when I became a nco probably still gonna say it when I crossover to the officer side

  • @IronSouledWarrior
    @IronSouledWarrior Год назад +7

    No one is like this creator. He is a legend.

  • @dakotamarion8651
    @dakotamarion8651 Год назад +8

    You forgot, "situational awareness guy."

  • @lymanfaith1183
    @lymanfaith1183 Год назад +2

    Out of 28 years in the US Air Force, I had limited interaction to the US Army. A joint assignment, a strange position while deployed, and air cargo loading for Fort Carson. However, from the Army personnel I interacted with, this presentation is the most Army thing I have ever seen. Also, the late performance reports and decorations rant ring true for all services.

  • @philipramsden4975
    @philipramsden4975 Год назад +9

    On my last deployment to Iraq in 2006, the 1st Intel Bn SgtMaj would see us going to chow and ask if he could join us. He was cool, but a little weird. I wasn't even in his unit haha. He did save our ass though when we got caught driving a gator around without PPE gear by some random 1stSgt. He was holding us hostage in his trailer and I asked to make a phone call. Called the SgtMaj and we were free to go 5 minutes later 😂

    • @Oeleted
      @Oeleted Год назад

      Lmao that’s awesome

  • @andrewwestberry1841
    @andrewwestberry1841 11 месяцев назад +4

    rip to a real one

  • @ShodaiTakumi
    @ShodaiTakumi Год назад +5

    "At ease, Weirdo" had me laughing harder than I had in a long time 😂

  • @NewVegasNerd
    @NewVegasNerd Год назад +11

    The way his brow furrows at 1:00 absolutely kills me 😂

    • @speedevil22
      @speedevil22 Год назад

      it really is so good haha, i wish i could do that so well

  • @KirstenBayes
    @KirstenBayes 11 месяцев назад +3

    We remember.

  • @wigon
    @wigon Год назад +14

    I was lucky. Muy CSM of the 980th Eng. Brg (USAR) back in the late 90's was a super cool dude. He was this short Latino guy (I think from Puerto Rico although I could be wrong) who went around motivating us and doing spontaneous stuff like challenging us to PT runs and fun stuff like that. He was all abou tthe "Hooah" spirit and didn't micromanage unless there was a serious problem that needed it. So yeah no issues or nightmares with my CSM. Loved the guy. Back in 1996 I think it was, I did accidentally take the lunch tray of the CSM of Ft. Irwin which I played off as doing on purpose (even though it was purely accidental). That was freak'n hilarious. He was yelling for someone to go fetch his M9. lol He complemented me for having a lot of balls. I didn't realize I had the wrong tray until I looked down at my tray and saw a well-starched Army cap with a WHOLE LOT OF CHEVRONS on it. I was like "Oooooh shiiiiiiiit I'm so fuuuuuucked!!!!" But he was cool about it and we had a good lunch together exchanging stories.

    • @9983sp
      @9983sp 10 месяцев назад

      Reserves are 180 from Active Duty.

    • @wigon
      @wigon 10 месяцев назад

      @@9983sp In some ways yes, in other ways no. My unit was lucky in that we had priority funding and training. We also had to pass the same PT tests as active duty and meet the same standards in our training in general. However, it was definitely more laid back than active duty as well as very tightly knit as we all were from the same city or surrounding area.
      Also while our training was good, we weren't able to train nearly as much as active duty. However during operations with active duty units, our unit was always in demand to assist armored units, infantry units, and engineer units in building bunkers, building support facilities, and helping to create armor and infantry fighting positions. I remember one general who flew in for a photo-op, being blown away that we had built a Roman-era A-frame crane when our construction vehicle platoon was tasked in other areas. That A-frame coupled with a simple block and tackle winch system, worked surprisingly well. One thing that also made our unit quite effective is that we had a large number of ex-Marines, ex-SF, and older Vietnam combat veterans (serving out their time needed for retirement points).
      Because of that and because of our experts in construction (who did construction in their civilian careers), we were a very squared away Army Reserve unit that I was lucky to be a part of.

  • @Whayleejay
    @Whayleejay Год назад +20

    How the hell did you manage to capture the essence of EVERY CSM I have ever met. Holy jesus.

  • @randymo8709
    @randymo8709 Год назад +9

    Some things never change, right SGM.

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 Год назад +2

    “Everyone has their job, sergeant major’s job is to be an asshole, he excels at this position.”

  • @craigw6557
    @craigw6557 Год назад +2

    The PTSD tics kicked in... especially the mustache. Been on both ends of that...

  • @Dea7hWarran7
    @Dea7hWarran7 11 месяцев назад +3

    Soundboard of CSM when? I need these to be able to respond appropriately to radio traffic.

  • @Hipiam
    @Hipiam Год назад +6

    This is awesome. Hooah CSM from a Retired crusty CSM Hutt (2016). Miss that shit and you made my day. Damn :)

  • @oldguy9078
    @oldguy9078 Год назад +1

    Three years in the Army only had one contact with a Command Sergeant Major. That was a state side assignment. My overseas tour I only had contact with First Sergeant and I avoided him at all costs.

  • @amahana6188
    @amahana6188 Год назад

    When the CSM says “sit down we about to have chat”…the bs meter pegs out so far it makes Palace Chasing out of the military after two years seem like a perfectly rational option.

  • @taytayhello6084
    @taytayhello6084 Год назад +1

    This honestly takes me back to my days with the 82nd well done spot on amazing

  • @calvinmiles8531
    @calvinmiles8531 Год назад +3

    And bring a water source sent chills up my spine

  • @briceclements3140
    @briceclements3140 Год назад +2

    This is the most accurate depiction of CSM I've ever seen on youtube

  • @CertifiedClapaholic
    @CertifiedClapaholic Год назад +1

    I love how NCOs and SNCOs have always had a different stabdard of regulations when it comes to hair 😂😂😂

  • @DrillPreacher
    @DrillPreacher 2 месяца назад +1

    “However, comma”

  • @aegisofhonor
    @aegisofhonor Год назад +1

    reminds me of that scene in Generation Kill where that Sergeant Major goes ape shit over everyone's facial hair when he visits.

  • @thememe986
    @thememe986 Год назад +1

    My favorite is " PFC CRAFTON! DID YOU USE YOUR DOGGONE GTC TO BUY A PS5?????"😂

  • @MrGomjabber
    @MrGomjabber Год назад +3

    Spot on! Classic! Glad to see they haven't changed since the 80s.

  • @pierreaudiffred3703
    @pierreaudiffred3703 Год назад +4

    Nobody messes with the Chief. Just smile and wave... lol

  • @orlandosilva1295
    @orlandosilva1295 10 месяцев назад +1

    Watching CSMs behaved this way throughout my career taught me what not to act like by the time I was appointed to CSM myself!

  • @jenn8921
    @jenn8921 Год назад +1

    We All Love The COMMAND SARGENT MAJOR!!!

  • @The_trees_have_ears
    @The_trees_have_ears Год назад +3

    I heard a story about a CSM out in Iraq who’d stop convoys on the road just outside Victory to check that everyone had their seatbelts on.

    • @Pipehawk_Patriot
      @Pipehawk_Patriot Год назад

      It wasn't just one, a whole group would go to this chokepoint that went under Route Irish and check seatbelts and military drivers' licenses, can confirm

  • @adrianramirez9530
    @adrianramirez9530 Год назад +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bruh that chief at the end. Dude I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @KirShizzle
    @KirShizzle Год назад +1

    The head tilt, the dip, "behoove" lol

  • @larryd9549
    @larryd9549 Год назад

    In the Navy, we have the Command Master Chief
    They start EVERY f@cking sentence with "Hey Shipmate..."
    Then drone on about mission statements, cleanliness, military bearing, and so on
    It sounds like nails on a chalkboard...

  • @united_ghouls_union
    @united_ghouls_union Год назад +2

    “I stopped by the CQ desk that kid didn’t know who I was…”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @robhutchins2721
    @robhutchins2721 11 месяцев назад +1

    I was Air Force but we have various Airmen and NCO's just like this.

  • @luvslogistics1725
    @luvslogistics1725 Год назад +13

    Spot on

  • @tmmccormick86
    @tmmccormick86 Год назад +2

    "I went down to CQ. That kid didn't even know who I was." 😂

  • @Northbravo
    @Northbravo 3 месяца назад +1

    A fun video would be historical characters talking to the various ranks

  • @guyver441
    @guyver441 7 месяцев назад

    Those DOGONE ankle socks..The burr under every senior NCO's saddle.