"Hotel Pools" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Universe)

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  • @ashleytrueblood2200
    @ashleytrueblood2200 3 года назад +699

    Having worked as a "housekeeper" in a hotel, this is 100% accurate. If people knew how disgusting some individuals are, they'd probably sleep outside.

    • @amehka5416
      @amehka5416 3 года назад +28

      You are so right, I work in a 5 star hotel and I never could understand why people use towels hundreds of others have used.

    • @lesliemccormick6527
      @lesliemccormick6527 2 года назад +8

      I used to work at a high end hotel in the Alberta Rockies just after high school. One of my friends worked in Housekeeping; the Head Housekeeper was a total bitch on wheels so the floor supervisors were terrified of her and were then harsh with the chambermaids, cracking the whip to get their set of rooms cleaned at break-neck speed ....some of the chambermaids washed the drinking glasses in the toilet and re-wrapped them or used toilet bowl cleaner to clean the sink and tubs- which made them look shiny, but as soon as water touched the shower surface it was slick as ice and a lawsuit waiting to happen, or only ran the vacuum in the middle of the room, or vacuumed the bathroom floor instead of washing it, or did not change the sheets every day, or only changed the pillowcases for checkouts if the room was only used one night... NONE of this was ok, ever, but if they were caught they were suspended without pay for 3 days, instead of fired because it was hard to get replacement staff quickly, and were only fired if they did it again; meanwhile, the rest of the staff had to pick up their slack.
      The sheets were so starched that the maids often broke out in rashes from handling them...

    • @juliemiller3387
      @juliemiller3387 2 года назад +15

      You couldn't pay me enough money to work at a hotel! Ewwww!!

    • @jennifershanahan7343
      @jennifershanahan7343 2 года назад +13

      @@lesliemccormick6527 I always imagine this happening at any hotel. Ewwwww

    • @lesliemccormick6527
      @lesliemccormick6527 2 года назад +8

      @@jennifershanahan7343 Me as well, ever since I worked for one. 😬

  • @LeDank
    @LeDank 3 года назад +60

    That joke “they say swimming is good exercise but have you seen whales?” is amazing.

  • @brianlake2905
    @brianlake2905 3 года назад +75

    Just came back from an hotel with an indoor pool and, not kidding, there she was... an old lady swimming with a shower cap. I almost drown

    • @l7puma
      @l7puma 2 года назад +12

      Did she remember what room she was staying in?

  • @lukes4110
    @lukes4110 3 года назад +69

    The "what room am I staying in" is one of his best jokes ever, and the buildup is perfect

  • @valasafantastic1055
    @valasafantastic1055 4 года назад +379

    Love the pay off on the “what room are you staying at” joke. The way it interconnects with other jokes yet forms it’s own joke later. Clever stuff!

    • @pathfinderLXXIV
      @pathfinderLXXIV 4 года назад +18

      And neatly wrapped up with a closing shower cap joke.

    • @blacklabelqlewis
      @blacklabelqlewis 3 года назад +7

      That's the basic formula of standup comedy

    • @valasafantastic1055
      @valasafantastic1055 3 года назад +7

      @@blacklabelqlewis Plenty of Stand up falls short of this. This is a great example 'of' this kind of joke/stand up! It's a sign that this is quality material. Some routines have better pay off and this example of that kind of top quality 'pay off' and interconnections; in my opinion. I can think of several examples that are 'that good' and memorable too, this deserves recognition as 'top class'. I hope that clarifies.

    • @ivans.8352
      @ivans.8352 3 года назад +10

      It is a master piece.

  • @RadioguyJ
    @RadioguyJ 4 года назад +248

    Jim is the only person that can make me laugh no matter what’s going on in my life, or in this world. Thank you Jim!!! Last summer, my wife and I lost our 11 year old son in an accident. He was also a big fan of Jim. Jim’s comedy has helped us through some very difficult days since then. 🙏🏻💙🦋

    • @susanstiles9477
      @susanstiles9477 2 года назад +16

      I lost my 18 year old. Humor is very important

    • @vickryan
      @vickryan 2 года назад +15

      God bless you guys. Church might be as equally important as comedy. In my opinion. It's got me thru tough times.

    • @popcornsutton6267
      @popcornsutton6267 2 года назад +12

      I'm sorry for your loss brother.

    • @Megan-gw6ol
      @Megan-gw6ol Год назад +13

      I’m so sorry for your loss. Praying for you all.

    • @rationalremedies29
      @rationalremedies29 Год назад +8

      I’m sorry.

  • @chrisv.noire.6388
    @chrisv.noire.6388 Год назад +2

    The "what room" combo killed!!!!

  • @ok-ok6gk
    @ok-ok6gk 4 года назад +22

    “ I can play and use the restroom.”soooooo funnny

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 года назад +248

    Every time I see a mattress by the side of the road, I say Jim's line about used mattresses and laugh. Just a little homage to him.

    • @LIONTAMER3D
      @LIONTAMER3D 2 года назад +6

      How often do you see mattresses on the side of the road?!

    • @chazchillings3019
      @chazchillings3019 2 года назад +4

      @@LIONTAMER3D do you live in the south? Of the USA? Cuz i do.

    • @jonbecker4650
      @jonbecker4650 2 года назад +3

      @@LIONTAMER3D Come to Columbus, Ohio; mattresses on the side of the road are very common, especially on I-70.

    • @anastasiabeaverhausen.
      @anastasiabeaverhausen. Год назад

      Everytime I see body wash. I hear him say it 🤣

    • @Johnny-Cage
      @Johnny-Cage 10 месяцев назад

      @@anastasiabeaverhausen. body waaaaash 😂

  • @shahjadafahim
    @shahjadafahim 3 года назад +87

    No dirty talk but this guy still making people laugh ginius 👍🏻

    • @shahjadafahim
      @shahjadafahim 3 года назад +4

      Thnks Gimgaffigan for giving me heart ❤️

    • @chadwooley6700
      @chadwooley6700 2 года назад +1

      Yes thanks jim for some good clean funny stuff. Pretty rare these days!! 😃👍🙂

  • @danield679
    @danield679 3 года назад +28

    Showed the running joke “What room are you staying in?” at a dinner party. We were laughing so hard we were almost crying! So hilarious and clever.

  • @mellib2086
    @mellib2086 Год назад +5

    I work at a hotel, you nailed it!

  • @palois2022
    @palois2022 4 года назад +202

    Jim Gaffigan NAILS the American experience. It's all the things that
    we think and feel but never say. I actually sit on a sheet on the hotel sofas bc I had that AH HA moment mentioned in the set. A+ for Accuracy

    • @nathan2130
      @nathan2130 4 года назад +6

      That sheet is probably just as nasty as the couch unless you brought your own :)

    • @kraig7777
      @kraig7777 4 года назад +5

      This is why I always drink in hotel rooms. Saves all that worry. I don't even remember most of the time lol.

    • @auberjean6873
      @auberjean6873 4 года назад +7

      The things I learned working at a 4 star resort hotel will haunt me forever, especial the way a room is cleaned!

    • @Mcsnooters
      @Mcsnooters 4 года назад +5

      @@auberjean6873 Stories, please!

    • @auberjean6873
      @auberjean6873 3 года назад +5

      @@Mcsnooters, our 400+ room resort was big on training in other departments for when employees called off work. I volunteered to spend 2 weeks in house keeping, among other departments. First day I had to follow the man who sterilizes the glasses. He carried 5 glasses at a time out of the unit with each hand--each finger was in a glass so he could carry 10 at once and take a break sooner. Ugh. He was dirty and didn't wash his hands after he used the toilet in a tiny room that only had room for a toilet. I know bc I waited for him by the only sink which was next to the sanitizer machine and that, too, was disgusting enough. He put the little plastic caps around each glass, further getting his hands all over the glasses. I was thoroughly grossed out at that point.
      He got a call to fix a toilet that wouldn't flush, so I followed him. He wasn't wearing gloves. He reached into the toilet and removed solid waste and a crazy amount of toilet paper which he placed into a plastic bag, then wiped his hands on the guest's towel hanging above the toilet in such a way as to not disturb the towel display! The room had been cleaned...
      We went back to the sanitizer and all those "sanitized for your safety" glasses. It was time to remove more glasses that were clean and had cooled. I stood out of the way of the sink because I thought SURELY he would wash his hands now. He didn't, and removed 10 glasses at a time from the machine!
      First thing I learned in housekeeping, travel with your own cup from home!

  • @sportsfaan
    @sportsfaan 4 года назад +240

    How did I live 50 years without seeing 10 seconds of your comedy? Sir, you are one funny man - keep the videos coming.

    • @whostosay3256
      @whostosay3256 4 года назад +15

      And the guy doesn’t even swear and he is just funny as hell

    • @ChanManhandler69
      @ChanManhandler69 2 года назад +7

      @@whostosay3256 when he occasionally does curse it makes it like 10 times funnier because he usually uses it for emphasis on a joke

    • @michaelmccoy1794
      @michaelmccoy1794 2 года назад +4

      Gaffigan is a comedy mastermind. I remember first seeing him on hbo over 30 years ago. He's been doing it for a while.

    • @shakia000
      @shakia000 Год назад +4

      Same. I’m 50 and I only just discovered him too. Laughing so much 🤣🤣

    • @maaags_
      @maaags_ Год назад +2

      Hot pockets?

  • @technopink01
    @technopink01 3 года назад +19

    I love using the shower cap to put over my shoes to put back into my suitcase :)

  • @traviskirkland3204
    @traviskirkland3204 3 года назад +28

    Above ground pools bring back great childhood memories. The best thing was getting everyone to walk around the edges, as quickly as you could, to create a whirlpool-like current.

  • @StephBer1
    @StephBer1 4 года назад +226

    That inside pool scenario was so true. My adult daughter and I went to a resort out of season for a few days, when she was visiting. I finally found the indoor pool, which was nearly underground and was decorated as if it was part of an underground grotto with rock walls and ferns etc. It was quite dark, full of fumes, echoing and I was all alone. It was surrounded by lounge chairs. The water was really warm and I was floating when I looked up a saw a man just standing on the other side of the giant glass wall at the entry, just staring in. Not coming in. Just staring. I was starting to freak out, and then thankfully my daughter turned up, at which point he left, thank God. We had a great time for 10 minutes and then a family with 6 kids arrived and that was the end of that. 6 kids in an echo chamber was sheer torture.

    • @l7puma
      @l7puma 3 года назад +37

      What room are you staying in?

    • @madingwang7778
      @madingwang7778 3 года назад +15

      @@l7puma room 404, unfortunately for some reason it disappeared

    • @nunyabizness3642
      @nunyabizness3642 3 года назад +2

      Where was this? It sounds amazing..... Except for the creepy guy and then the family with kids....

    • @Forge17
      @Forge17 3 года назад +5

      That man knows room you were staying in

    • @jeevst
      @jeevst 3 года назад +3

      LOL. Well did you give the guy some aquatic dance moves at least?

  • @henrysmith9725
    @henrysmith9725 4 года назад +12

    I almost started watching the news. Then this was on my recommendations and I decided to make better use of my time.

  • @drewgrows7765
    @drewgrows7765 7 месяцев назад +1

    Comedy genius. Never stop Jim

  • @benr7002
    @benr7002 5 месяцев назад +1

    Jim always cheers me up. It takes talent to be funny and not smutty. I think he is my favorite of all time. Others have moments where they are hilarious but Jim is pretty consistent.

  • @rebeccablanton4035
    @rebeccablanton4035 4 года назад +37

    I desperately needed this comedy tonight, thank you for existing.

  • @JA-io8nx
    @JA-io8nx 2 года назад +19

    The rapid fire pace of these jokes is just mind numbing. Amazing delivery and not one unfunny line in that entire routine. Incredibly well done...

  • @nancyevans822
    @nancyevans822 4 года назад +39

    My favorite bit so far... LMAO on a Sunday morning. Next, it’s church online. 😂

    • @artparty222murphy9
      @artparty222murphy9 4 года назад +2

      At least the outdoor pool bacteria will be killed by uv rays

  • @captainkatfish4645
    @captainkatfish4645 4 года назад +76

    Mr.Gaffigan you're so cool

  • @gardeningsouthafrica894
    @gardeningsouthafrica894 4 года назад +8

    Oh my word "what room are you in!" i have tears running down my cheeks.

  • @ldiane23
    @ldiane23 4 года назад +75

    This is hilarious! Now I'm rethinking staying at hotels and using the pool.

    • @GeeTrieste
      @GeeTrieste 4 года назад +1

      Me too, wasn't gonna before.

  • @janedoe2783
    @janedoe2783 6 дней назад

    I LOVE the " What room are you staying in ?" jokes 🤣😆😂😝 !!!

  • @olhesty2196
    @olhesty2196 2 года назад +34

    Jim, you are one of the best comedians to date. Thank you for making us laugh.

    • @flipperflapperdapper
      @flipperflapperdapper Год назад +2

      How do you know what he's like to date? Isn't he married? How many comedians have you dated anyway?

    • @BobbyL80123
      @BobbyL80123 Год назад

      @@flipperflapperdapper i was about to make that same comment/joke.

  • @Kid.Poker33
    @Kid.Poker33 2 года назад +38

    Mr. Gaffigan is hands down one of the best comedians of our time and he does it effortlessly, whilst eating and pandering to our messed up innervoices in the best way. Thanks for the laughs boss!

  • @CGYT_Gaming
    @CGYT_Gaming 4 года назад +10

    The old lady impression was hilarious.

  • @georgevprochazka5316
    @georgevprochazka5316 3 года назад +24

    I'll never sit on a Hotel room couch again ...

    • @jond3929
      @jond3929 3 года назад +3

      If I ever stay at a hotel and they tell me "that's the room jim gaffigan stayed in" you can bet your ass in gonna sit on the couch bottomless knowing that my ass is practically toughing jims ass

  • @endlessfbl6788
    @endlessfbl6788 4 года назад +78

    My favorite comedian because Jim ties everything back together at the end, it feels like he summaries the entire special in a few jokes. Cheers to you Jim!

    • @carlroles559
      @carlroles559 Год назад +1

      I am SO GLAD you stayed with Stand-Up Comedy, you don’t so NATURALLY, like these thoughts are coming to you for the first time. You timing is so perfect. Oh by the way, you are very funny and have become my favorite funny-Man of all time. You are the epitome of a “Story-TELLER.!”

  • @tmoon9297
    @tmoon9297 4 года назад +12

    "It's the worst closet-carrying I've ever seen!" Lol

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 4 года назад +11

    in-ground pool "the deep end/middle"😆

  • @user-tf8dc9hh8k
    @user-tf8dc9hh8k 8 месяцев назад +1

    Love to laugh. Gaffigan the only one I love to listen to over and over ! My very favorite

  • @jimyoung9262
    @jimyoung9262 4 года назад +25

    2:57 "$10 to wash a pair of underwear that cost 3 bucks...what'd you clean it with champagne?!?"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @k1llj0y15
    @k1llj0y15 4 года назад +211

    Grannys? Swimming
    Kids? Peeing
    Towel? Dirty
    Hotel? Trivago

    • @madingwang7778
      @madingwang7778 3 года назад

      Yes i bought this dumpster of a place on trivago

    • @SKyrim190
      @SKyrim190 3 года назад

      What room are you staying in?

  • @sburris65
    @sburris65 4 года назад +126

    I've got to stop trying to watch Jim and drink at the same time. I've about choked on my coke twice from laughing so hard

    • @GeeTrieste
      @GeeTrieste 4 года назад +6

      Jim G loves that you are choking, twice.

    • @dammbleth2
      @dammbleth2 3 года назад +1

      stop drinking coke. it is poison.

    • @isabellalesher8487
      @isabellalesher8487 3 года назад +4

      yeah, it's best not to choke on your $8 coke

    • @soccermommyNPC
      @soccermommyNPC 2 года назад +1

      It goes up your nose, not your throat. Silly goose 😌

    • @videogalwatch
      @videogalwatch 2 года назад +1

      Eight dollar coke from.hotel.mini bar?

  • @x-rockfm92hd81
    @x-rockfm92hd81 2 года назад +3

    BEST COMEDIAN AMERICAN LOOK UP WEIRD CANANADIANS FUNNY ALL BITS!! 5 STAR !!

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 4 года назад +11

    Humble genius 👍

  • @mlbvintagecardcollector505
    @mlbvintagecardcollector505 4 года назад +3

    Everytime I have gone to a hotel pool, I have always found a used band-aid clung to the deck.

  • @thedude4795
    @thedude4795 4 года назад +3

    Mind blown at the wake up call character. "Yah hi my mommys not here, and nobody tucked me in yet. Go for a stray you got good night moon down there? How bout Harry the dirty dog thats a good one" just dying.
    Also like the in door swimming pool when someone else shows up: Hey hop in!
    The idea of starting conversation from a distance cracks me up

  • @alexpastor8582
    @alexpastor8582 9 месяцев назад +1

    jim and Sam Kinison are my favorite stand up comedians ever!!! love these guys!!!!

  • @kevnar
    @kevnar 3 года назад +235

    When it comes to hotel room cleanliness, black lights matter.

    • @vonniemichelle3670
      @vonniemichelle3670 3 года назад +12

      kevnar LOL I would end up sleeping in my car.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 3 года назад +17

      That depends on who is using them - the cleaning staff, or guests. Honestly, for most hotels the most sensible thing would be to have a "room dispenser" like Mr. Burns bed dispenser on the Simpsons, just burn the whole thing and click a new one in for each new guest.

    • @Guitarmon8
      @Guitarmon8 3 года назад +5

      lol - good one!

    • @lasuperchica59
      @lasuperchica59 3 года назад +5

      I do love a good pun!

    • @nunyabizness3642
      @nunyabizness3642 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 года назад +77

    You know you’re getting old when you can relate to “If my hair gets wet I’ll melt” great video and take care! 🇨🇦

    • @PatternLand
      @PatternLand 4 года назад +1

      Kinda lol young people today haven't seen wizard of oz

    • @rosieanntrigger3307
      @rosieanntrigger3307 3 года назад +1

      The Man from the pattern land not true I’m young today and I have seen it but the movie is so old then what movies are today.

  • @alphafoxy21
    @alphafoxy21 4 года назад +18

    Jim did this routine on Letterman a few years ago and this is how my mom and I got introduced to him. He is now one of our favorites! 💖

  • @mark10601
    @mark10601 4 года назад +10

    Great... now I’m going to have to take my own towels on holiday..

  • @wandakalebaugh9465
    @wandakalebaugh9465 4 года назад +8

    Mom's are using the lounge chairs 😂😂😂

    • @ashleyunicornsparkles5489
      @ashleyunicornsparkles5489 3 года назад +1

      IKR! Kids are still overflowing with energy after travelling. I'm so tired I could drink a couple red bulls then still fall asleep.

  • @ukmedicfrcs
    @ukmedicfrcs 4 года назад +52

    This was nice to watch after work. It was a horrible day.. very sad indeed. Thank you for making me laugh for a few moments. This was our 21st wedding anniversary night and we spent it giggling with Jim Gaffigan! Can it get any better?

    • @jimgaffigan
      @jimgaffigan  4 года назад +24

      Glad you enjoyed it

    • @woohunter1
      @woohunter1 11 месяцев назад +3

      I know this comment is 3 years old, but I couldn’t help but notice you had a sad day at work 3 years ago (when covid was real bad) and your name tells me you have a medical job. If that’s true, Just wanted to say thank you for all the stuff you did and went through.

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@woohunter1 Wow that was the nicest comment! Thank you so much! ❤️

    • @zogbogbean2464
      @zogbogbean2464 10 месяцев назад

      Bro this isn’t your vlog..

  • @debbieforhim7800
    @debbieforhim7800 4 года назад +6

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE YOU Mr. Jim Gaffigan!!! You are my favorite comedianne! Keep up the good work.

  • @RealGrubert
    @RealGrubert 2 месяца назад +1

    Gaffigan is easily the funniest comedian on the planet.

  • @carolines3953
    @carolines3953 3 года назад +13

    😂🤣 I laughed so hard. Thank you!
    Disposable shower caps make great shoe covers so your shoes don’t mess up your clothes. So I take those too... 😊

    • @_RayOfLight_
      @_RayOfLight_ 2 года назад +2

      I always bring with me zipper bags , different sizes 😉

    • @joyanderson8646
      @joyanderson8646 2 года назад +1

      @caroline s,
      Hmmm, good idea, I'll try it!!!!🤗🤗🤗

  • @dylanlamb8710
    @dylanlamb8710 4 года назад +18

    Love you oh pale one! 👍🏻✌🏻

  • @iknowyourerightbut9392
    @iknowyourerightbut9392 4 года назад +15

    I’m a business traveler...
    But now I’ll sleep in my rental car 😭🤣

    • @paulgoard8776
      @paulgoard8776 3 года назад +1

      Yah, but there are even worse degenerates that have slept in that rental car.

  • @jessejames6687
    @jessejames6687 Год назад

    “I SURE HOPE THE MAD HATTER ISENT IN HERE!!” lmao 🤣

  • @candyndanny8212010
    @candyndanny8212010 Год назад +7

    I absolutely love him! He's hilarious! 😂 He makes my bad days better, I suffer from BPD n other mental health disorders n I listen to him n he helps a lot, I wish I could thank him so much! He's awesome person n so dam talented!❤️ Wish him n his beautiful family the best of everything n wonderful lives!

  • @jonathanmarxmiller2495
    @jonathanmarxmiller2495 4 года назад +18

    One of my all time favorite bits👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

  • @nathanaelwilkerson57
    @nathanaelwilkerson57 4 года назад +7

    To this day I think this is one of his best bits. So beautifully written and delivered

  • @incandescentlyhappy7639
    @incandescentlyhappy7639 3 года назад +15

    This had me laughing on the floor with tears! Literally! I remember when Jim had a cameo in the movie 13 going on 30, love that movie, as soon as I saw Jim in that scene I was like hey that’s Jim Gaffigan! The funniest comedian on the planet for sure!!!

  • @CHrisPetE056
    @CHrisPetE056 2 года назад +1

    Who are the 494 people who gave this a thumbs down? It’s not even 9:00 in the morning and I have already laughed so much. You never get old or boring. *nobody paid me to say this* keep sharing.

  • @rammrras9683
    @rammrras9683 3 года назад +3

    One of the best callbacks!
    "What room are you staying in?"

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld 4 года назад +305

    One of my favorite bits of yours. Made me laugh so much. My youngest was agreeing with you way too much for a 9 year old on the gross hotel stuff. Thanks Jim.

    • @jimgaffigan
      @jimgaffigan  4 года назад +63

      Glad you enjoyed it

    • @jimgaffigan
      @jimgaffigan  4 года назад +66

      I know i mentioned this on DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS but i've watched and enjoyed many your videos. I watched them all in prep for my PALE TOURIST world tour. Hope you and your family are well.

    • @woltersworld
      @woltersworld 4 года назад +36

      @@jimgaffigan That is really great to hear. Thank you, I hope the videos helped out. And I won't lie, I have watched quite a few of your videos and enjoyed them too over the years :) keep up the great work. Hope your family is doing well as well. Greetings from the midwest.

    • @lisawilliams9211
      @lisawilliams9211 3 года назад +10

      I've watched and enjoyed both of you guys videos. Thanks.

    • @Juan_7534
      @Juan_7534 3 года назад +4

      You must watch his bit on Hot Pockets if you haven't already! I did find this to be funny but the hot Pocket video is even more funny in my opinion.

  • @hoshikurama9666
    @hoshikurama9666 4 года назад +6

    You know, we all think it, but this man says it for all of us to hear aloud, and I'm living for it

  • @lilsammich8252
    @lilsammich8252 3 года назад +1

    Commercial for yourself while yourself is telling jokes is one of your jokes in a different format. I like it.

  • @bruceweigle7597
    @bruceweigle7597 4 года назад +4

    OMG What room am I staying in!?!? LMAO!!!! Laughter really is the best medicine:) THANK YOU!!!!!

  • @aldavis8266
    @aldavis8266 4 года назад +270

    What room am I staying in?

  • @jessiehughes9432
    @jessiehughes9432 Год назад +1

    'I call this a bath' 🤣

  • @danielletanguay7272
    @danielletanguay7272 3 года назад +9

    This is gold! I had to pause the video a couple times to catch my breath because I was laughing so hard. Thanks for the laughs Jim. You’re great!

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 3 года назад +3

    Well he just brought back a memory! Harry and his dirty dog... I remember that book LOL used to be my sisters

  • @faithcastillo9597
    @faithcastillo9597 4 года назад +46

    No matter how many times I see this, it never gets old. Thanks for making us laugh!

  • @JJX92
    @JJX92 2 года назад

    😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “What Room Am I Staying In”☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

  • @MrMusic-mw9so
    @MrMusic-mw9so 2 года назад +2

    Recently I stayed in a hotel and I was running out the door and I accidentally left 4 to go boxes full of Texas Roadhouse rolls in my room

  • @deborahlandon6248
    @deborahlandon6248 2 года назад +6

    Stayed at hotels...so funny it's true. Laughter is the best medicine...Thank Jim for getting us thru covid, literally, a little bit easier

  • @litebluwulf
    @litebluwulf 4 года назад +17

    I was literally just climbing into my bathtub when this video just ended then i heard jim gaffigan saw "wow you look good".. for a second i thought jim was spying on me somehow lol.

  • @colettecarter4247
    @colettecarter4247 Год назад +1

    OMG he makes me laugh so much! Hysterical!!!!

  • @bigbensarrowheadchannel2739
    @bigbensarrowheadchannel2739 4 года назад +2

    Gaffigan brings his own heckler.

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 4 года назад +223

    thats a shower cap? Thought its plastic wrap for leftovers, because that great built in scrunchy holds the edges of the plate.

  • @alejandragarciagonzalezmez5046
    @alejandragarciagonzalezmez5046 4 года назад +8

    Ha ha ha!!! Loved it. An *excellent* comedian.

  • @iamsachinparmar
    @iamsachinparmar 4 года назад +16

    I have seen all your specials many time and each time I see it again it's always feels fresh and clean.
    Thank you Mr. Jim Gaffigan
    Waiting for next LET'S GET COOKIN episode

  • @therealarien
    @therealarien 4 года назад +3

    "If my hair gets wet i'll melt" Lost it...

  • @KTChamberlain
    @KTChamberlain 4 года назад +6

    Brian Griffin: "You know the tub where you take your little baths? They've done it there too."

  • @dreamyjeannie3385
    @dreamyjeannie3385 3 года назад +3

    I’ll never look at hotel pools the same way again, lol. Jim, you are keeping us laughing every day of our pandemic lives! So grateful for your daily comedy! 🤣

  • @milwaukeewi1741
    @milwaukeewi1741 Год назад +1

    He is so great!

  • @fosterfuchs
    @fosterfuchs 3 года назад +1

    Watching this video while passing the time - in a hotel room.

  • @dixiesedgwick89
    @dixiesedgwick89 4 года назад +7

    My version if multi tasking as a kid "I can play AND pee!!!!"

  • @deanshort9011
    @deanshort9011 4 года назад +4

    "What room am I staying in?" Jim you are America's greatest verbal illustrator of our collective sub-vocalizations! Thank you for making us laugh out loud!

  • @goatsplitter
    @goatsplitter 11 месяцев назад

    "burn it, bury it in the backyard!!* 😹

  • @GODEED
    @GODEED Год назад +1

    He's so good!

  • @joelunanuova426
    @joelunanuova426 4 года назад +10

    Thanks for making me laugh during these troubled times. You are truly gifted.

  • @brucekaplan5544
    @brucekaplan5544 3 года назад +3

    I've listen to a lot of Gaffigan. He is amazing. And this is easily one of his top-10 performances. I am lucky to have has heard his comedy.

  • @bonjovirocks24
    @bonjovirocks24 2 года назад +2

    This is outstanding and hysterical!!! What room are you staying in?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nickhill8612
      @nickhill8612 2 года назад +1

      Cool a recent comment.
      This guy is hilarious.

    • @bonjovirocks24
      @bonjovirocks24 2 года назад +1

      @@nickhill8612 I agree. By the way, what room are you staying in? I’m asking for a friend. 🤣

  • @use-ThatIsWhatIamTalkingAbout
    @use-ThatIsWhatIamTalkingAbout 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hence, the sleeping bag liner. Never sleep on questionable hotel sheets again!

  • @ssc4649
    @ssc4649 4 года назад +3

    Me and my family bond over your comedy and have for years. Especially in these times. Knowing your still around is a blessing!

  • @pamaha16
    @pamaha16 4 года назад +14

    I thought about ALL of these things last time I was at a hotel. It was a fancy hotel too. Used the towels and the robe. Ah, luxury! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 3 года назад +1

      Makes me think of the "Upright Citizens Brigade" skit where they do an undercover investigation on a hotel room, shining a black light and there are florescent stains on everything, even the reporter's suit and face....haha - probably not too far off I would imagine. People can be disgusting.

  • @freedomfromreligion1701
    @freedomfromreligion1701 Год назад +2

    The first thing said at pool operator school was" so you never want to swim in a pool do you."

  • @jddj6486
    @jddj6486 Год назад +2

    Lol, inground swimming pools increases the property taxes... and we put one in with a tiered deck, built in grill and a firepit area. We love it.

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 11 месяцев назад

      In ground pools also do not increase the value at all, and usually limits your potential buyers.

  • @zephyrjet122
    @zephyrjet122 4 года назад +5

    Funny and very relatable.... Gonna go splash around my indoor bathtub 😉

  • @tes-uu9sf
    @tes-uu9sf 3 года назад +25

    "you don't have eight bucks in quarters on ya, do ya?"

    • @enviromental2565
      @enviromental2565 3 года назад

      This is hilarious because the 1st time my husband and I ever flew on a plane we got wanded by the TSA for standing and looking out the window at the planes, and they decided to set up a security spot right were we were standing. My husband who at that time had a weird obsession with pocket change had to empty his pockets. All the other waiting passengers stood and stared as my husband emptied out about $8 to $10 bucks in pocket change, lol.

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 3 года назад

      @@enviromental2565 there's nothing wrong with carrying pocket change. Although, $8-10 seems like a lot of weight but okay.
      My question: wouldn't he have had to dump his change going through the metal detectors?
      You set up the story as if a security station was created just for you 2 but he would have had to empty his pockets anyway.

  • @salsanchez7278
    @salsanchez7278 2 года назад

    “It’s not working whale”…hilarious!

  • @nicolegwaltney1684
    @nicolegwaltney1684 2 года назад +2

    That was hilarious!