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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @FLEEKAZOID
    @FLEEKAZOID  29 дней назад +1451

    EVERYONE IS GIVING DRAGON AGE VEILGUARD 1/10s, HERE'S WHY THEY'RE RIGHT!

    • @deadpool-mwtm6414
      @deadpool-mwtm6414 29 дней назад +30

      Holy shit Pimps, I'm early.

    • @kittydaddy2023
      @kittydaddy2023 29 дней назад +11

      Merry Christmas, Fleek

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 29 дней назад +9

      Merry Christmas, sir. And 1/10 for failguard is good

    • @ssxxxxss
      @ssxxxxss 29 дней назад +2

      Thanks for the Mistletoe,

    • @paniago82
      @paniago82 29 дней назад +2

      nah that would mean they are at least good at being bad.

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 29 дней назад +2177

    Sseth and Fleek on the same day. Blessed be pimps and merchants.

  • @perturbedbatman2009
    @perturbedbatman2009 29 дней назад +2243

    Playing ME3 and seeing even one companion die: “FUUUUUUUCK!”
    Playing Veiluard and seeing all your companions die: “FUUUUUUCK YEAH! THANK YOU, JESUS!”

    • @kroganshepard6594
      @kroganshepard6594 29 дней назад +194

      "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

    • @hardboiled2987
      @hardboiled2987 29 дней назад +65

      Jacob: "Let me take a shot at this one"

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 29 дней назад +37

      And then the dogshit ending ruins everything lololol

    • @Albus_Rex
      @Albus_Rex 29 дней назад +43

      @@deptusmechanikus7362 Shouldn't you have picked the green ending, Magos? Become one with the blessed Omnissiah.

    • @skidooshlayman12
      @skidooshlayman12 29 дней назад +20

      how i felt when abby started wailing on ellie in last of us 2

  • @joelsalyer5544
    @joelsalyer5544 29 дней назад +1904

    The immersion of veilguard is the greatest in all of gaming history. I've never felt so intensely that I was getting lectured by someone with a nose ring sitting in a starbucks.

    • @MLPIceberg
      @MLPIceberg 29 дней назад +25

      I see this comment everywhere now... it may be true, but at least find your own material, sheesh.

    • @thealmightypuht.a.p.
      @thealmightypuht.a.p. 29 дней назад +43

      It’s definitely one of the things of all time thats for sure 😂

    • @powerbeard5653
      @powerbeard5653 29 дней назад +17

      @@MLPIceberg youtube comments are now mostly bots

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 29 дней назад +25

      Conversely, the fact I was robbed of the necessary agency to "go Renegade" during key cutscenes was inexcusable.

    • @Sneedmire
      @Sneedmire 29 дней назад +37

      @@MLPIceberg My "own material" gets picked up by the RUclips filter, which is a shame because I'd like to the call the creators of Veilguard the appropriate terms instead "bundles of sticks" who should need to reduce their oxygen intake to zero.

  • @DaleErnieMichael
    @DaleErnieMichael 29 дней назад +501

    I miss when Mass Effect 3's dogshit ending and Kai Leng's existence was Bioware's most scandalous fuckup.

    • @facepwnagewtf
      @facepwnagewtf 29 дней назад +66

      Those two things would be considered crowning achievements by current Bioware standards.

    • @graveyardshift6691
      @graveyardshift6691 29 дней назад

      At least with Kai Leng you got the best ending for that one.
      *barehand breaks his blade and shanks with the other one*
      THAT WAS FOR THANE YOU SON OF A WHORE!

    • @joetheschmoe1066
      @joetheschmoe1066 29 дней назад +23

      Yeah the ending was kind of lame and I despise edgy deviant art oc kai Leng with a burning passion. But I can handle that for the sake of the rest of the game. This shit is just mind numbingly dull. Like even angry joe who usually goes out of his to defend these kinds of games cuz of his personal politics couldnt stand it and gave it a 3/10. Its just straight crap across the board.

    • @masonpellazar6543
      @masonpellazar6543 28 дней назад +23

      Kai Leng would be your best friend in DAV, let's be real

    • @j22563
      @j22563 28 дней назад

      Kai leng took my virginity

  • @makedragonagegreatagain3148
    @makedragonagegreatagain3148 29 дней назад +789

    I can't believe I finally get to say it, racism is a key component of the dragon age ip. At least it used to be.

    • @thedude8526
      @thedude8526 29 дней назад +133

      It did. It's why I appreciated older games because they weren't afraid to touch on the dark side of things.

    • @nimajack-gj1fz
      @nimajack-gj1fz 29 дней назад +20

      Yes

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 29 дней назад +59

      And the Qunari got f*****ng ruined.

    • @knightslayer6161
      @knightslayer6161 28 дней назад

      Racism is just hate and competition combined. And a good back n fourth in media is nice to see and write. Society wants a safety blanket from itself but doesn’t realize we’ll all be under that blanket together. And weird stuff happens under blankets.

    • @j22563
      @j22563 28 дней назад +11

      And I loved it.

  • @jrgunner2320
    @jrgunner2320 29 дней назад +988

    A CEO dies and suddenly Sseth, Fleek, and Ahoy upload

    • @katehikes1645
      @katehikes1645 29 дней назад +60

      they can't keep getting away with it!

    • @-lord1754
      @-lord1754 29 дней назад +149

      So what you are saying is... kill more?

    • @jetdathreat
      @jetdathreat 29 дней назад +107

      ​@-lord1754 Blood for the Blood God, baby!

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 29 дней назад +52

      Stop noticing things.

    • @numnaut1314
      @numnaut1314 29 дней назад +15

      Based Ahoy enjoyer?

  • @Stolskai
    @Stolskai 29 дней назад +672

    Missed you pimp, I 'preciate you

    • @boundlessblade5205
      @boundlessblade5205 29 дней назад +7

      I am an addict when it comes to his videos . I'm got my fix now 🎉

  • @slushbrain8495
    @slushbrain8495 29 дней назад +322

    I posted on the dragon age reddit and got banned for saying tash is the worst written character in bioware history. It had 3k likes before ban. Glad errrbody hates this game.

    • @davyjones5361
      @davyjones5361 28 дней назад +16

      Kai Lang is worst. Tash is a trash character in a trash game, but Kai Lang is a trash character in a masterpiece.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад +21

      Those numbers were definitely worth the ban. Even Reddit is secretly agreeing with you (though desperately pretending otherwise to avoid the banhammer).

    • @slushbrain8495
      @slushbrain8495 28 дней назад +2

      @davyjones5361 true but kai leng isn't a companion

    • @mothbreeder641
      @mothbreeder641 28 дней назад

      Trump's subreddit was just about the biggest one on Reddit before the purge. Normies aren't LGBBQ transformers..

    • @davyjones5361
      @davyjones5361 28 дней назад +2

      @@slushbrain8495 good point, but Kai Lang can kill Miranda and kills Thane

  • @emperorarasaka
    @emperorarasaka 29 дней назад +970

    Wait till Rockstar catfishes you with GTA 6

    • @MM-he2iq
      @MM-he2iq 29 дней назад +3

      100% Punching down is the main reason to play the GTA games. Now all the “poor misunderstood single mothers” trying to make a buck on a street corner won’t be killable after they take 80 in the back of a car.

    • @HPunch54321
      @HPunch54321 29 дней назад +92

      Will likely happen. However, it's too big to fail.

    • @TheVincenzoGaming
      @TheVincenzoGaming 29 дней назад +126

      @@HPunch54321 true, they could show the main character to be a ham planet with more piercings than skin and pink hair and it'd still sell over a billion copies.

    • @HPunch54321
      @HPunch54321 29 дней назад +20

      @@TheVincenzoGaming Ham planet! 😂😂😂

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 29 дней назад +19

      How is it catfishing when everyone can already see the writing on the wall?

  • @alexforce9
    @alexforce9 29 дней назад +361

    The sheer amount of jokes per minute is always astonishing. Fleek is the KingPimp of the game reviewers.

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 29 дней назад

      Not really. That's still Sseth

    • @alexforce9
      @alexforce9 29 дней назад +16

      @@jway9097 I love Sseth but he reviews games that I would not touch with a 10 feet poll. So it lacks relatability, at least for me. But for each its own....

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 29 дней назад +1

      @ relatability is irrelevant (it's relatable for me, I'm not a zoomer, thank God). The original argument was about jokes

    • @alexforce9
      @alexforce9 29 дней назад +5

      @@jway9097 Jokes are funnier when they are relatable. If you find Sseth videos relatable - good for you. Not everyone have nishe video games interests. But how you want to argue over a RUclips comment is hilarious on its own lmao.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 29 дней назад +2

      Would love to see him compete/collab with Max0r.

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 29 дней назад +309

    Veilguard is a game where you are the only adult in a room full of toddlers. And I don't mean you the character, I mean you the player, your character is just as much of a diaper chief as the rest of the squad.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад +36

      And not by choice. This game _VIOLATES_ you.

    • @Maykenzie
      @Maykenzie 26 дней назад +11

      Saddest thing is this is actually standard for modern Bioware.
      I'm fairly certain everyone has (rightfully) memory-holed Mass Effect Andromeda at this point, but beyond the cripplingly bad technical issues and mangled puppet-show tier character models that people made fun of endlessly, the writing in that game was just so unbelievably shit and the characters and companions were such insufferable haha goofy (wo)manchildren that I couldn't take it anymore had to drop it like a sack of bricks. I genuinely wanted to space everyone out the airlock and then myself.
      It truly is a wonder how anyone at that studio even still has a job seeing as EA old yellered better companies for less before.

    • @timothystander4892
      @timothystander4892 26 дней назад

      @@Maykenzie because the company is now owned by the F.A.G. corporation.

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 26 дней назад +3

      "Diaper Chief" sounds like a decade or two ago it'd be a cutesy term for a struggling single father. Now I ain't so sure.

  • @andariel654789
    @andariel654789 25 дней назад +31

    "These friendships feel like written by people who don't have friends." Precisely, because they cut out anyone who isn't supportive of them 100% of the time, there can be no banter, no teasing, no jokes. And forget holding different beliefs, that triggers them the hardest.

  • @Joemamabinladen
    @Joemamabinladen 29 дней назад +278

    Careful, Fleek. The ATF will show up on your doorstep for suggesting to duct tape a couple .308s to make a 40mm

    • @notaheretic6675
      @notaheretic6675 29 дней назад +32

      That's an untaxed 40mm grenade that is at least two dead dogs per 1 mm.

    • @Joemamabinladen
      @Joemamabinladen 29 дней назад

      @ And one dead wife and child per grenade in possession

    • @acedetective7280
      @acedetective7280 29 дней назад +6

      RIP Fleeks dog

    • @woketacha6112
      @woketacha6112 29 дней назад +3

      the atf when you have a couple rifle rounds and duct tape: "I don't know how the math adds up but it just does."

    • @Joemamabinladen
      @Joemamabinladen 29 дней назад +10

      @@woketacha6112 Ask the ATF why an adjustable stock on a shotgun makes it a "short barreled shotgun." Quite curious

  • @canaldecasta
    @canaldecasta 29 дней назад +697

    -Play game to escape weirdos.
    -Weirdos ingame.
    Yep, that's a modern gaming classic.

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 29 дней назад +18

      tbh...we're escaping weirdos by NOt PLAYING THE DARN THING and making fun of they/them(him-s) in social media 🤡🤡🤡

    • @sup1602
      @sup1602 29 дней назад +10

      Fr, When is gaming ever going to not remind now how istc is everything. Well never so they will never get my money back. BG3 is a bunch of GES slop.

    • @pedropierre9594
      @pedropierre9594 28 дней назад +1

      @@theALTF4heres one of them weirdos, nowhere is safe anymore

    • @nikobellic8002
      @nikobellic8002 28 дней назад +2

      You tell me.

    • @Lloyd_Frontera_XD
      @Lloyd_Frontera_XD 28 дней назад +2

      Oh c'mon that's...actually true.

  • @zukazealanee
    @zukazealanee 29 дней назад +140

    Everyone should go watch the original trailer for Dragon Age: Origins.
    You should be reminded of how far BioWare has fallen.

  • @jetdathreat
    @jetdathreat 29 дней назад +285

    RIP for Isabela's budget. But to keep it real Morrigan never had a big budget. She did get the most value out of it though!

    • @V1489Cygni
      @V1489Cygni 29 дней назад +63

      A man of cuIture and uncompromising honesty.
      l saIute you, pimp

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 29 дней назад +20

      Claudia Black is all I need to like a character.

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 28 дней назад +4

      @@RambleOn07
      Where's the Vala Mal Doran stans at?

    • @Totallynotkyubey
      @Totallynotkyubey 28 дней назад +3

      @@MarvinPowell1 The worst character in stargate that single handedly derailed half the episodes she tainted with her stupidity?
      I assume her fans are mostly locked up in mental asylums.

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 28 дней назад +2

      @@MarvinPowell1 Aeryn Sun was my favorite character of hers. But, I loved her time in Stargate as well.

  • @huntergman8338
    @huntergman8338 29 дней назад +188

    "If you give everyone the wrong job and don't do their side quests, they die."
    And that's a bad thing?

    • @Cain1134
      @Cain1134 29 дней назад +28

      No, that sounds like the golden ending.

    • @darkwolfzain
      @darkwolfzain 29 дней назад +27

      The best ending

    • @PhazonAran
      @PhazonAran 28 дней назад +5

      Reminds me of Mass Effect 2's suicide mission.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад

      Unless I can do it to each one with my bare hands, it's not good enough.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад +5

      Not good enough. Too impersonal.

  • @styxriverr5237
    @styxriverr5237 29 дней назад +56

    I know exactly why the new Farming Simulator beat it out. It lets a farmer live out their two greatest fantasies.
    1. Owning new equipment.
    2. Making money farming.
    Meanwhile that abomination doesn't even put fantasy in a supposedly dark fantasy game.

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 29 дней назад +465

    “FromSoft fans, you wouldn’t understand”, oh, but with the upcoming acquisition, they WILL.

    • @SamM_Scot
      @SamM_Scot 29 дней назад +119

      Yup, modern day Sony will turn them into other of their movie wannabe game studios while pushing DEI into the company :-)

    • @-lord1754
      @-lord1754 29 дней назад +88

      If it makes you feel any better the recent acquisition includes tons of manga, anime, and LNs so even weebs arent gonna be safe 😭

    • @kayc7442
      @kayc7442 29 дней назад +59

      ​@@-lord1754Damn, the Borg isn't playing around this time 😂

    • @Laxhoop
      @Laxhoop 29 дней назад

      @ Weebs haven’t been safe for over half a decade now.

    • @kykedestroyer3642
      @kykedestroyer3642 29 дней назад

      @@-lord1754 someone needs to do something about these Brazilians before its too late

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 29 дней назад +286

    "I'm non-binary."
    I just sat down, who the hell starts a conversation like this?

    • @rodrigobogado8756
      @rodrigobogado8756 29 дней назад

      the they/them are the worst and most annoying part of the woke crowd

    • @LightCrasher
      @LightCrasher 29 дней назад +14

      Its pretty usefull so you can stop right here)

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 29 дней назад +29

      the non-brainary women of course

    • @carbonjohnson6414
      @carbonjohnson6414 28 дней назад +11

      Well when you're walking around looking like the elephant man after a Hot Topic shopping spree, it's probably the best way to clear the air.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад +4

      Starting trouble to whine and play the victim _even more._ Cluster-Bs gonna Cluster-B.

  • @Khadharphak
    @Khadharphak 29 дней назад +79

    Good to know Daw's not going homeless after he was fired, the winter nights are cold and his layer of protective blubber can only do so much, you're a good man Fleek

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 29 дней назад +8

      Maybe Daw should get a treadmill for Christmas.

  • @speedingatheist
    @speedingatheist 29 дней назад +166

    "How ugly should this ugly character be?"
    "YES!"

    • @toxi6836
      @toxi6836 29 дней назад +3

      Is that actually how the character looks?

    • @misterbuck1242
      @misterbuck1242 28 дней назад +5

      ​@@toxi6836 correct

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад +9

      Correction: "Woke developer self-portrait" level.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад

      ​@@toxi6836
      Look for the... _thing_ with a snake tattoo on _its_ cheek.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад +6

      ​@@toxi6836
      ​Look for the one with the facial tattoo. That's Fleek's MC.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 29 дней назад +42

    That part about the logo/brand not having the same people behind the facade is something many people don’t seem to understand...

  • @gustavodutra8578
    @gustavodutra8578 29 дней назад +90

    When you said "Remember the good old days when you were happy playing these games and seeing dad at the weekends. That hits hard my men.

    • @ragetist
      @ragetist 29 дней назад +12

      Just like dad.

    • @gustavodutra8578
      @gustavodutra8578 29 дней назад +3

      @ragetist Yeah. Tho i'm a men today because of that one slap.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 29 дней назад

      You're a good lady. He loves you. He may not say it, but he does.

  • @ReallyDazed
    @ReallyDazed 26 дней назад +31

    "Some people from the old days are still working at Bioware" "Who? The fucking janitors?!" Almost spit out my drink all over my laptop.

    • @Interdacted
      @Interdacted 24 дня назад +1

      💀

    • @chriswhinery925
      @chriswhinery925 18 дней назад +1

      Maybe like some of the 3D artists. It ain't the writers or the game designers, that's for goddamn sure.

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 29 дней назад +60

    Baldur's Gate 3 is closer to the OG Bioware games than anything Bioware released in the past 12 years. Which is ironic, considered OG Bioware created the original Baldur's Gate games lol

  • @suppahfreak4084
    @suppahfreak4084 29 дней назад +204

    After the long wait, the big Pimp himself is back. Praise the Lord!

  • @Freekymoho
    @Freekymoho 28 дней назад +26

    Daw being invited for thanksgiving is the wholesome redemption arc we've all been waiting for

  • @javonyounger5107
    @javonyounger5107 29 дней назад +63

    This game was going to be a PvP live service title and you can tell.

  • @tyraelpl
    @tyraelpl 29 дней назад +103

    "A bunch of jaguar driver" xD brilliant

    • @paulrippcord506
      @paulrippcord506 28 дней назад +7

      The CEO of Jaguar is RawdonGlover, I kid you not.

    • @tyraelpl
      @tyraelpl 28 дней назад +3

      @@paulrippcord506 Oh i know RawDongLover. 1st time i learned i couldnt believe that. Apparently it's true xD Memes write themselves basically.

    • @paulrippcord506
      @paulrippcord506 28 дней назад +5

      @@tyraelpl You know he got beat up in prep school with a name like that.

    • @tyraelpl
      @tyraelpl 28 дней назад

      @@paulrippcord506 Probably not just prep school. I mean it's also true, judging by the way he carries himself so it explains some decisions. He just wants the rest of the world to become such RawDongs.

  • @FishyFelix
    @FishyFelix 29 дней назад +97

    Blows my mind that Bioware chose to lose millions on a woke mess instead of milking one of the most beloved series for billions of dollars.

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 29 дней назад +26

      Which indicates: someone got even more money. Probably free of taxes and directly into the profit.

    • @antagonisstic
      @antagonisstic 29 дней назад +5

      Has not been BioWare true since 2016. Everyone jumped ship by 2023. Now my hope lies with ex BioWare and their writer for Exodus.

    • @pyorre2441
      @pyorre2441 29 дней назад +8

      ​@@antagonisstic I would wait for a reviews, from a sources you trust. Before buying a game from any ex-employee of a famous studio. Only a few of them have been succesful in their new projects.

    • @TheCallOfTheValkyrie
      @TheCallOfTheValkyrie 28 дней назад +10

      It's shit regardless of "woke" lmao

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад +3

      This was never about money, only iconoclasm. All of this is a psy-op.

  • @terrnoisrp8894
    @terrnoisrp8894 29 дней назад +89

    My father has return TO FORM with the budget and the milk.

  • @Official_RetroMania
    @Official_RetroMania 29 дней назад +127

    Dragon Age didn't died it was MURDERED and the bones pissed on and danced on! Such a shame as a OG Dragon Age fan.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 29 дней назад +1

      You forgot inserted in... places.

    • @mooddood4570
      @mooddood4570 29 дней назад

      am i a loser for liking it?

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад

      ​@@mooddood4570
      Unless you're doing so ironically and/or as a method of torture, yes. Sorry to have to be the one to give you the bad news.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад +6

      ​@@mooddood4570
      Objectively? Yes. I'm sorry.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 28 дней назад +1

      ​@@mooddood4570
      Yes.

  • @NORKIE
    @NORKIE 28 дней назад +20

    PSA: the developers that made the origonal mass effect games have made their own studio called 'Archetype Entertainment' and they're making a game called EXODUS, thank me later!

    • @KawaiiMr.Dimples
      @KawaiiMr.Dimples 27 дней назад

      This better not be shit talk.

    • @CentreMetre
      @CentreMetre 27 дней назад +4

      Thats all well and good, but weve had lots of 'From the creator of [game]', and that game ended up not being very good. Im not saying anything made by Archetype Entertainment wont be or shouldnt be good, im just saying have cautious optimism. Especially since they are owned by Wizards of the Coast, which looking them up, brought up "Wizards of the Coast Removes Problematic Lore". And hasbro are involved somewhere if they are of any conern

    • @chriswhinery925
      @chriswhinery925 18 дней назад

      @@CentreMetre Yeah WotC are super woke, have been for a while. See also "We can't have orcs be a mostly evil race in D&D anymore because, idk, we think orcs represent black people, or something."

  • @Xbalanque84
    @Xbalanque84 29 дней назад +15

    This vid just got interrupted by a fanservice game ad halfway through, and it took me a second to realize Fleek wasn't trying to balance out the fan-disservice of the reviewed game like normal. Never change, pimp.

  • @kevinizatt4358
    @kevinizatt4358 29 дней назад +18

    "You may be stupid but at least you're not alone" It hurts because it's true.

  • @NoVideolnput
    @NoVideolnput 25 дней назад +9

    Video game writers went from creating epic stories and choices to telling me their parents don't love them.

    • @Interdacted
      @Interdacted 24 дня назад +1

      *Hey chatgtp how do I create a video game story that won't upset anyone*

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow 29 дней назад +14

    And not a single word of "Enchantment? ENCHANTMENT!" in this whole debacle. Fml. Absolutely horrendous fanfic in some sort of fantasy setting.

  • @Maykenzie
    @Maykenzie 28 дней назад +9

    I love how Daw has been appropriated and is just a recurring character in the Fleekverse now. Eventually this might end up being the biggest legacy Concord will leave behind.
    Pun very much intended.

  • @lekanraposte6732
    @lekanraposte6732 27 дней назад +8

    HOW this game got labelled "mature" when everything has been sanitised to be cleaner than a prepped surgical room by the plump HR lady?

  • @XDarkAllNightX
    @XDarkAllNightX 29 дней назад +33

    Its gotta be a curse that I loudly say "PIMPS!" before the video even loads.

    • @davidwells5611
      @davidwells5611 29 дней назад +10

      That's not a curse, that's conditioning. You're welcome!

  • @dafirek662
    @dafirek662 29 дней назад +21

    3:53 you touched upon something rather important there. Companies do these kinds of simplifications to appeal to a wider audience, which usually just means more casual gamers, but the truth is, at least from my experience, casual gamers also appreciate complexity, they just experience it in a different manner.
    If they run out of ammo for a weapon and they can't get more of it, they will bitch about it, but then they will be forced to use other weapons, meaning more weapon variety, interaction with more parts of the game, which eventually leads to them having a better experience with the game. They might temporarily find it annoying having to think, but they enjoy it more in the long run, which is why simplification of systems is usually stupid and short sighted.

    • @rodrigobogado8756
      @rodrigobogado8756 29 дней назад +2

      This! everyone it's a "casual" until gets good gameplay and/or story. I used to not being interested in turn based games until i tried XCOM 2 and a "casual" in hack a slash games until i played Devil May Cry 5

    • @dafirek662
      @dafirek662 29 дней назад

      @@rodrigobogado8756 Some people are casual(not gaming daily), because they have a tiring job + family with children, so they can't spend much time playing. They are a part of the market that companies try to appeal to even though, realistically, they buy games less often, since they get through them slower.

  • @thealmightypuht.a.p.
    @thealmightypuht.a.p. 29 дней назад +20

    Bro you are a an absolute menace of a word poet and I am here for it! 😂

  • @arandomfox999
    @arandomfox999 29 дней назад +13

    Wow! Bioware does still care about the fans! Allowing you to KILL EVERY SINGLE HORROR they made!

  • @arkantoe
    @arkantoe 26 дней назад +6

    What they did to Isabella is a crime, she even had graphics downgraded while they're at it @9:23. RIP those nude mods back in the day.

  • @mr.mcnerdo
    @mr.mcnerdo 22 дня назад +4

    The game's use of gender-based terms for Godsmistake Laidir are about as accurate as a single mother's tales to her son about his father.

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 29 дней назад +7

    I saw that photoshop where they made their heads normal sized and the characters look so much better, and I just couldn't understand how they made literally every decision wrong.
    Maybe they're actually playing an old school Bioware game internally, and trying to get the absolute worst ending where their company goes completely bankrupt?

  • @RinaRetro
    @RinaRetro 29 дней назад +23

    *WELCOME BACK, PIMPS!! KEEP HOLDING THE LINE!!* ✊🏻
    *YOU ALL MAKE ME SO PROUD!!* 💙

    • @MelRetro
      @MelRetro 29 дней назад +10

      KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT, BOYS!!
      DO IT FOR MOMMY RINA!! 🐮

    • @RinaRetro
      @RinaRetro 29 дней назад +7

      @@MelRetro WHAT!? 😅

    • @MelRetro
      @MelRetro 29 дней назад +9

      @@RinaRetro RINA! RINA! RINA! ❤

    • @OfficialHProductions
      @OfficialHProductions 29 дней назад +4

      @@RinaRetro RINA! RINA! RINA! 💜

  • @ChatterboxFM
    @ChatterboxFM 29 дней назад +12

    So nice to see you giving DAW work! That’s friendship right there

  • @Wolcik3000
    @Wolcik3000 26 дней назад +8

    they subverted the fantasy genre that you now want the Sauron to win

  • @LoveToSpootch
    @LoveToSpootch 29 дней назад +9

    9:57 "When they did this in Mass effect 2 it was pretty depressing when my companions died, because I liked them", Liked them, and still let them die. God damn it Fleek all that alpha chad energy made me bust a.. Tear.

  • @BennyBuddz
    @BennyBuddz 29 дней назад +12

    This man is a comedy genius! Absolute goldmine! When that THQ Nor-dick line popped up I was howling

  • @Nostalgic_Gaming_
    @Nostalgic_Gaming_ 29 дней назад +24

    Fleek you are the last hope for content!

  • @PhantomThiefXI
    @PhantomThiefXI 29 дней назад +48

    sseth and fleek posting on the same day? im starting to see it...

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 29 дней назад +24

    2:52 I am so fucking glad that Obsidian is included on that list. They have fallen HARD since the days of New Vegas. Outer Worlds was a fucking joke and no one points out how dogshit it was.

    • @mikemccoy7931
      @mikemccoy7931 22 дня назад

      Honestly this is the only time I have ever heard anything negative about that game

    • @YourCRTube
      @YourCRTube 21 день назад

      And here-we-go with Outer Words 2 with "more action", "more weapons" and 2x bigger.

  • @faustsin9366
    @faustsin9366 29 дней назад +13

    Bro even the deaths of all your companions looked boring with zero wow impact to them lol.

  • @IlyaDemidov
    @IlyaDemidov 23 дня назад +3

    "They should give the dialogs to the CIA so they can brake captives" is GOLD!

  • @konradzukowski213
    @konradzukowski213 28 дней назад +8

    Veilguard is an "E for Everyone" live-service that had its balls chopped a long time ago so now it's afraid to hurt anyone's feelings
    that's now masquerading with a ripped out face of a griddy, character driven single player RPG where a single bad decision could led to the death of multiple characters.

  • @o_-_o
    @o_-_o 29 дней назад +14

    I can confirm
    I am pimp and
    I was there.
    The best Thanksgiving ever!

  • @leandrodevilsummoner
    @leandrodevilsummoner 29 дней назад +18

    9:28 Who would have thought that the best ending in Veilguard would be made by being the worst player possible!!
    It's Fleeakzoid, there's no way!

  • @gobbotits1686
    @gobbotits1686 29 дней назад +14

    It's good to have to back, pimp.

  • @cr3d294
    @cr3d294 10 дней назад +3

    This game is like being friends with a bunch of Narcissist. A lot of self inserts over there at Bioware.

  • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
    @Someguyfromtheinternet36 29 дней назад +19

    You could cut TITANIUM on Taash's eyebrows and chin. No wonder Bioware had to make Companions almost competely unkillable unless you want the "bad ending". Half the companions alone look as bad as they are written. Thanks for the first incorruptible review, pimp. Can't wait to see your review on the upcoming ultimate catfish GTA 6 even if Rockstar is too big to fail.

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 29 дней назад +7

    Fleek keeping Concord alive better than Sony ever could. DAW but not forgotten.

  • @claypidgeon4807
    @claypidgeon4807 21 день назад +2

    Your character bio was the hardest I laughed all year. Thanks, Fleek, I… really needed that.

  • @dantederi5062
    @dantederi5062 27 дней назад +5

    Having a high fantasy world without racism is like eating burgers without the cheese, it's not the same.

    • @AvengerAtIlipa
      @AvengerAtIlipa 27 дней назад

      It just wouldn't do to have a slave empire like Tevinter be racist.

  • @Mrdannnz
    @Mrdannnz 28 дней назад +2

    Thanks

  • @callsignbones775
    @callsignbones775 25 дней назад +2

    I will always go back to remembering that, in the first Dragon Age, you could literally defile the ashes of the Makers bride and straight up kill wounded allies.

  • @Ryxus
    @Ryxus 28 дней назад +8

    8:45 "Some people have the gender card. I have the GENDER DECK!". 🤣🤣

  • @skynet0912
    @skynet0912 28 дней назад +5

    What makes this extra frustrating for someone like me, is that it tries to lecture me about issues that doesn't even really exist where i live...
    So much of the DEI in modern games feel specific to north american culture, and demographics, but because most big western game companies are based in north america, us out in the wider world have to deal with being lectured about a subject we aren't even a part of...
    You want half of every company to be made up of black people? How are we gonna do that when only around 10% of our available workforce is made up of something other than white native population, and around 8 of that remaining 10% are other white europeans? But according to DEI, that remaining 2% of people are suppossed to fill 50% of available jobs!? Makes complete sense...

  • @ksandros7919
    @ksandros7919 29 дней назад +7

    New games from once respected series in this era feel like going home to your beloved pet only to see it's rotting carcass.

  • @LoverMan-t5y
    @LoverMan-t5y 29 дней назад +11

    I didnt even realize i watched the entire Patreon sub list until it was over...
    Catfished again

  • @DrXaiver
    @DrXaiver 29 дней назад +8

    I'd rather have to dodge roll my abusive fathers attack patterns every morning after waking up
    than ever buy recent games from bethesda or ubisoft

  • @Lex_Wolf_555
    @Lex_Wolf_555 29 дней назад +27

    WE ARE BACK PIMPS

  • @AlienCookie360
    @AlienCookie360 28 дней назад +3

    If I had a dollar every time a Major dragon age antagonists was a ancient evil mage trying to ascend to godhhood while controlling the blight and having influence over a dragon, I'd have 2 dollars (Love the thumbnail)

  • @anthonyrocha1518
    @anthonyrocha1518 26 дней назад +3

    Someone tell Fleek about Atlyss, despite the art direction the dev has, that game didn't cut any MASSIVE budgets

  • @artemchelpanov1173
    @artemchelpanov1173 10 дней назад +2

    The thing is Morrigan's chest should have gotten bigger after having a baby, not shrink to the size of a flat board🥲 What happened to Isabella is regrettable indeed, damn the budget cuts, all of it the went to Tasha's therapy sessions (every single one of THEM)😮‍💨

  • @randallparrish5696
    @randallparrish5696 29 дней назад +11

    The king is back. I’ve been blasting through your uploads and love your vids.

  • @TheAngelRaven
    @TheAngelRaven 19 дней назад +2

    When an RPG gives you the same choice, just said 5 different ways, in a dialogue, it's not an RPG. It's a linear story.

  • @WAAAAAAGH
    @WAAAAAAGH 28 дней назад +3

    Daw becoming a recurring character in the Fleekaverse is a development that pleases me mightily.

  • @billfred9411
    @billfred9411 27 дней назад +2

    Claiming its a return to its roots is just crazy. In the original dragon age, the Qunari were hyped up to be a bigger threat then the darkspawn with Sten as our companion often reminding us that we are all screwed when the rest of his race comes along. Now we have Taash who acts like a quirky teen and creates drama revolving around her sexuality and pronouns. Return to form my ass.

  • @Sithno
    @Sithno 29 дней назад +4

    Glad you too enjoyed the good ending of Failguard Fleek too bad there isnt a rewind button to Relive Traash's Death over and over again

  • @dr.diabetes2915
    @dr.diabetes2915 22 дня назад +2

    S-vest Fleek was an unexpected, but altogether, nice touch.

  • @palkinator
    @palkinator 29 дней назад +3

    So glad to see Daw got invited over for Thanksgiving. He's been looking a little thin since the layoff.

  • @thatterminatorguy4565
    @thatterminatorguy4565 20 дней назад +2

    1:54 New Fable Game ... 👋😵
    1:56 New GOW Game ... 👋😵
    1:58 New Saints Row Game ... 👋😵
    2:00 New Dragon Age Game ... 👋😵
    2:02 New Assassin Creed Game ... 👋😵
    2:06 Another AC Game ... 👋😵

  • @MarvinPowell1
    @MarvinPowell1 29 дней назад +5

    This video even has "Return to Roots" as a catfish to "Return to Form."
    Also, it's crazy to see this channel almost at 300,000 subs when I joined at 25,000. Keep it up.

  • @masterofbloopers
    @masterofbloopers 29 дней назад +3

    Both Fleek and Sseth uploaded today! What a nice early Christmas gift!

  • @Burns_RED
    @Burns_RED 29 дней назад +7

    I legit thought your custom character was just part of the game's real cast and designs until like 9 minutes in 😅

  • @layk
    @layk 29 дней назад +1

    The fact my 9th and a half cousin Fleekazoid didn't invite me to see his companions die has truly made me sad this day. Why pimp why?

  • @jetdathreat
    @jetdathreat 29 дней назад +3

    Shout out to Shepard's dancing! Loved doing that.

  • @yoloswag1137
    @yoloswag1137 29 дней назад +5

    To be fair, Sony bought Kadokawa the owners of From Soft. We'll probably be seeing some changes in a few titles.

    • @CollinFTW820
      @CollinFTW820 29 дней назад +2

      Kadokawa also published Gushing over Magical Girls, We’re Doom everyone!!! It’s Joever!!

  • @mightyfineincredible2252
    @mightyfineincredible2252 29 дней назад +9

    3:10 -> Inherently based take

  • @bilson7523
    @bilson7523 28 дней назад +3

    Dragon Age for Cocomelon fans is a banger summary of this game's problems.
    Because everything in this game is for idiots. The combat is for idiots who can't be asked to press more than one button every other second. The story is for people with the memory of a goldfish. The characters are for people who can't tolerate any disagreement lasting more than that one conversation. And the world is designed for people who get lost at a fast food restaurant.

  • @cyberbug578
    @cyberbug578 29 дней назад +8

    I’m glad there’s some one hilarious who speaks exactly what I think about the current gaming industry. Thank you fleek

  • @przemysawbrzeczyszczykiewi1211
    @przemysawbrzeczyszczykiewi1211 28 дней назад +3

    That's awesome! I didn't know you could get that ending 10:28
    Legit probably best thing about the game that you can let all go

  • @ghoulash204
    @ghoulash204 28 дней назад +8

    A long time ago, games were a kind of escapism from harsh reality,especially in RPGs,the player was interested in the motivation of the character's ambition, their dark desires.What makes them tick.Now when they say AAA immersive fantasy games.I hear public transport after the night shift.

    • @pedropierre9594
      @pedropierre9594 28 дней назад +6

      They call the games made for “ modern audiences “ i disagree, its for the “ politically infected “

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 27 дней назад

      Oh you wanted to escape reality for a bit? Naw we’re gonna shove it in your face constantly

    • @SteMcGovern
      @SteMcGovern 25 дней назад

      ​@pedropierre9594 lol. lmao even. Think you need to touch grass buddy

  • @OsbroJones
    @OsbroJones 28 дней назад +1

    That stock scream made me smile every time. Thank you, King of Pimps.
    Anyone happen to know the name of it?

  • @ol.SouthernSnake
    @ol.SouthernSnake 29 дней назад +5

    Never forget, Pimps…. And never forgive…..

  • @yuu3024
    @yuu3024 18 дней назад +2

    Lemme get this straight, you avoid your companions side quests and that's what causes them to die at the end.. Meaning Bioware designed it around making you unable to have the people you like die, because they assume if you liked them you'd do their quest, this game is just pathetic