The immersion of veilguard is the greatest in all of gaming history. I've never felt so intensely that I was getting lectured by someone with a nose ring sitting in a starbucks.
@@MLPIceberg My "own material" gets picked up by the RUclips filter, which is a shame because I'd like to the call the creators of Veilguard the appropriate terms instead "bundles of sticks" who should need to reduce their oxygen intake to zero.
At least with Kai Leng you got the best ending for that one. *barehand breaks his blade and shanks with the other one* THAT WAS FOR THANE YOU SON OF A WHORE!
Yeah the ending was kind of lame and I despise edgy deviant art oc kai Leng with a burning passion. But I can handle that for the sake of the rest of the game. This shit is just mind numbingly dull. Like even angry joe who usually goes out of his to defend these kinds of games cuz of his personal politics couldnt stand it and gave it a 3/10. Its just straight crap across the board.
Racism is just hate and competition combined. And a good back n fourth in media is nice to see and write. Society wants a safety blanket from itself but doesn’t realize we’ll all be under that blanket together. And weird stuff happens under blankets.
I posted on the dragon age reddit and got banned for saying tash is the worst written character in bioware history. It had 3k likes before ban. Glad errrbody hates this game.
Those numbers were definitely worth the ban. Even Reddit is secretly agreeing with you (though desperately pretending otherwise to avoid the banhammer).
100% Punching down is the main reason to play the GTA games. Now all the “poor misunderstood single mothers” trying to make a buck on a street corner won’t be killable after they take 80 in the back of a car.
@@HPunch54321 true, they could show the main character to be a ham planet with more piercings than skin and pink hair and it'd still sell over a billion copies.
@@jway9097 I love Sseth but he reviews games that I would not touch with a 10 feet poll. So it lacks relatability, at least for me. But for each its own....
@@jway9097 Jokes are funnier when they are relatable. If you find Sseth videos relatable - good for you. Not everyone have nishe video games interests. But how you want to argue over a RUclips comment is hilarious on its own lmao.
Veilguard is a game where you are the only adult in a room full of toddlers. And I don't mean you the character, I mean you the player, your character is just as much of a diaper chief as the rest of the squad.
Saddest thing is this is actually standard for modern Bioware. I'm fairly certain everyone has (rightfully) memory-holed Mass Effect Andromeda at this point, but beyond the cripplingly bad technical issues and mangled puppet-show tier character models that people made fun of endlessly, the writing in that game was just so unbelievably shit and the characters and companions were such insufferable haha goofy (wo)manchildren that I couldn't take it anymore had to drop it like a sack of bricks. I genuinely wanted to space everyone out the airlock and then myself. It truly is a wonder how anyone at that studio even still has a job seeing as EA old yellered better companies for less before.
"These friendships feel like written by people who don't have friends." Precisely, because they cut out anyone who isn't supportive of them 100% of the time, there can be no banter, no teasing, no jokes. And forget holding different beliefs, that triggers them the hardest.
@@MarvinPowell1 The worst character in stargate that single handedly derailed half the episodes she tainted with her stupidity? I assume her fans are mostly locked up in mental asylums.
I know exactly why the new Farming Simulator beat it out. It lets a farmer live out their two greatest fantasies. 1. Owning new equipment. 2. Making money farming. Meanwhile that abomination doesn't even put fantasy in a supposedly dark fantasy game.
Good to know Daw's not going homeless after he was fired, the winter nights are cold and his layer of protective blubber can only do so much, you're a good man Fleek
Baldur's Gate 3 is closer to the OG Bioware games than anything Bioware released in the past 12 years. Which is ironic, considered OG Bioware created the original Baldur's Gate games lol
@@paulrippcord506 Probably not just prep school. I mean it's also true, judging by the way he carries himself so it explains some decisions. He just wants the rest of the world to become such RawDongs.
@@antagonisstic I would wait for a reviews, from a sources you trust. Before buying a game from any ex-employee of a famous studio. Only a few of them have been succesful in their new projects.
PSA: the developers that made the origonal mass effect games have made their own studio called 'Archetype Entertainment' and they're making a game called EXODUS, thank me later!
Thats all well and good, but weve had lots of 'From the creator of [game]', and that game ended up not being very good. Im not saying anything made by Archetype Entertainment wont be or shouldnt be good, im just saying have cautious optimism. Especially since they are owned by Wizards of the Coast, which looking them up, brought up "Wizards of the Coast Removes Problematic Lore". And hasbro are involved somewhere if they are of any conern
@@CentreMetre Yeah WotC are super woke, have been for a while. See also "We can't have orcs be a mostly evil race in D&D anymore because, idk, we think orcs represent black people, or something."
This vid just got interrupted by a fanservice game ad halfway through, and it took me a second to realize Fleek wasn't trying to balance out the fan-disservice of the reviewed game like normal. Never change, pimp.
I love how Daw has been appropriated and is just a recurring character in the Fleekverse now. Eventually this might end up being the biggest legacy Concord will leave behind. Pun very much intended.
3:53 you touched upon something rather important there. Companies do these kinds of simplifications to appeal to a wider audience, which usually just means more casual gamers, but the truth is, at least from my experience, casual gamers also appreciate complexity, they just experience it in a different manner. If they run out of ammo for a weapon and they can't get more of it, they will bitch about it, but then they will be forced to use other weapons, meaning more weapon variety, interaction with more parts of the game, which eventually leads to them having a better experience with the game. They might temporarily find it annoying having to think, but they enjoy it more in the long run, which is why simplification of systems is usually stupid and short sighted.
This! everyone it's a "casual" until gets good gameplay and/or story. I used to not being interested in turn based games until i tried XCOM 2 and a "casual" in hack a slash games until i played Devil May Cry 5
@@rodrigobogado8756 Some people are casual(not gaming daily), because they have a tiring job + family with children, so they can't spend much time playing. They are a part of the market that companies try to appeal to even though, realistically, they buy games less often, since they get through them slower.
I saw that photoshop where they made their heads normal sized and the characters look so much better, and I just couldn't understand how they made literally every decision wrong. Maybe they're actually playing an old school Bioware game internally, and trying to get the absolute worst ending where their company goes completely bankrupt?
9:57 "When they did this in Mass effect 2 it was pretty depressing when my companions died, because I liked them", Liked them, and still let them die. God damn it Fleek all that alpha chad energy made me bust a.. Tear.
2:52 I am so fucking glad that Obsidian is included on that list. They have fallen HARD since the days of New Vegas. Outer Worlds was a fucking joke and no one points out how dogshit it was.
Veilguard is an "E for Everyone" live-service that had its balls chopped a long time ago so now it's afraid to hurt anyone's feelings that's now masquerading with a ripped out face of a griddy, character driven single player RPG where a single bad decision could led to the death of multiple characters.
You could cut TITANIUM on Taash's eyebrows and chin. No wonder Bioware had to make Companions almost competely unkillable unless you want the "bad ending". Half the companions alone look as bad as they are written. Thanks for the first incorruptible review, pimp. Can't wait to see your review on the upcoming ultimate catfish GTA 6 even if Rockstar is too big to fail.
I will always go back to remembering that, in the first Dragon Age, you could literally defile the ashes of the Makers bride and straight up kill wounded allies.
What makes this extra frustrating for someone like me, is that it tries to lecture me about issues that doesn't even really exist where i live... So much of the DEI in modern games feel specific to north american culture, and demographics, but because most big western game companies are based in north america, us out in the wider world have to deal with being lectured about a subject we aren't even a part of... You want half of every company to be made up of black people? How are we gonna do that when only around 10% of our available workforce is made up of something other than white native population, and around 8 of that remaining 10% are other white europeans? But according to DEI, that remaining 2% of people are suppossed to fill 50% of available jobs!? Makes complete sense...
If I had a dollar every time a Major dragon age antagonists was a ancient evil mage trying to ascend to godhhood while controlling the blight and having influence over a dragon, I'd have 2 dollars (Love the thumbnail)
The thing is Morrigan's chest should have gotten bigger after having a baby, not shrink to the size of a flat board🥲 What happened to Isabella is regrettable indeed, damn the budget cuts, all of it the went to Tasha's therapy sessions (every single one of THEM)😮💨
Claiming its a return to its roots is just crazy. In the original dragon age, the Qunari were hyped up to be a bigger threat then the darkspawn with Sten as our companion often reminding us that we are all screwed when the rest of his race comes along. Now we have Taash who acts like a quirky teen and creates drama revolving around her sexuality and pronouns. Return to form my ass.
1:54 New Fable Game ... 👋😵 1:56 New GOW Game ... 👋😵 1:58 New Saints Row Game ... 👋😵 2:00 New Dragon Age Game ... 👋😵 2:02 New Assassin Creed Game ... 👋😵 2:06 Another AC Game ... 👋😵
This video even has "Return to Roots" as a catfish to "Return to Form." Also, it's crazy to see this channel almost at 300,000 subs when I joined at 25,000. Keep it up.
Dragon Age for Cocomelon fans is a banger summary of this game's problems. Because everything in this game is for idiots. The combat is for idiots who can't be asked to press more than one button every other second. The story is for people with the memory of a goldfish. The characters are for people who can't tolerate any disagreement lasting more than that one conversation. And the world is designed for people who get lost at a fast food restaurant.
A long time ago, games were a kind of escapism from harsh reality,especially in RPGs,the player was interested in the motivation of the character's ambition, their dark desires.What makes them tick.Now when they say AAA immersive fantasy games.I hear public transport after the night shift.
Lemme get this straight, you avoid your companions side quests and that's what causes them to die at the end.. Meaning Bioware designed it around making you unable to have the people you like die, because they assume if you liked them you'd do their quest, this game is just pathetic
EVERYONE IS GIVING DRAGON AGE VEILGUARD 1/10s, HERE'S WHY THEY'RE RIGHT!
Holy shit Pimps, I'm early.
Merry Christmas, Fleek
Merry Christmas, sir. And 1/10 for failguard is good
Thanks for the Mistletoe,
nah that would mean they are at least good at being bad.
Sseth and Fleek on the same day. Blessed be pimps and merchants.
Cocaine and benadryl combined
hey hey people.
YES SIR
Hell yea brother
@@thefelix420420Hey hey, Sseth
People, here
Playing ME3 and seeing even one companion die: “FUUUUUUUCK!”
Playing Veiluard and seeing all your companions die: “FUUUUUUCK YEAH! THANK YOU, JESUS!”
"LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Jacob: "Let me take a shot at this one"
And then the dogshit ending ruins everything lololol
@@deptusmechanikus7362 Shouldn't you have picked the green ending, Magos? Become one with the blessed Omnissiah.
how i felt when abby started wailing on ellie in last of us 2
The immersion of veilguard is the greatest in all of gaming history. I've never felt so intensely that I was getting lectured by someone with a nose ring sitting in a starbucks.
I see this comment everywhere now... it may be true, but at least find your own material, sheesh.
It’s definitely one of the things of all time thats for sure 😂
@@MLPIceberg youtube comments are now mostly bots
Conversely, the fact I was robbed of the necessary agency to "go Renegade" during key cutscenes was inexcusable.
@@MLPIceberg My "own material" gets picked up by the RUclips filter, which is a shame because I'd like to the call the creators of Veilguard the appropriate terms instead "bundles of sticks" who should need to reduce their oxygen intake to zero.
I miss when Mass Effect 3's dogshit ending and Kai Leng's existence was Bioware's most scandalous fuckup.
Those two things would be considered crowning achievements by current Bioware standards.
At least with Kai Leng you got the best ending for that one.
*barehand breaks his blade and shanks with the other one*
THAT WAS FOR THANE YOU SON OF A WHORE!
Yeah the ending was kind of lame and I despise edgy deviant art oc kai Leng with a burning passion. But I can handle that for the sake of the rest of the game. This shit is just mind numbingly dull. Like even angry joe who usually goes out of his to defend these kinds of games cuz of his personal politics couldnt stand it and gave it a 3/10. Its just straight crap across the board.
Kai Leng would be your best friend in DAV, let's be real
Kai leng took my virginity
I can't believe I finally get to say it, racism is a key component of the dragon age ip. At least it used to be.
It did. It's why I appreciated older games because they weren't afraid to touch on the dark side of things.
Yes
And the Qunari got f*****ng ruined.
Racism is just hate and competition combined. And a good back n fourth in media is nice to see and write. Society wants a safety blanket from itself but doesn’t realize we’ll all be under that blanket together. And weird stuff happens under blankets.
And I loved it.
A CEO dies and suddenly Sseth, Fleek, and Ahoy upload
they can't keep getting away with it!
So what you are saying is... kill more?
@-lord1754 Blood for the Blood God, baby!
Stop noticing things.
Based Ahoy enjoyer?
Missed you pimp, I 'preciate you
I am an addict when it comes to his videos . I'm got my fix now 🎉
I posted on the dragon age reddit and got banned for saying tash is the worst written character in bioware history. It had 3k likes before ban. Glad errrbody hates this game.
Kai Lang is worst. Tash is a trash character in a trash game, but Kai Lang is a trash character in a masterpiece.
Those numbers were definitely worth the ban. Even Reddit is secretly agreeing with you (though desperately pretending otherwise to avoid the banhammer).
@davyjones5361 true but kai leng isn't a companion
Trump's subreddit was just about the biggest one on Reddit before the purge. Normies aren't LGBBQ transformers..
@@slushbrain8495 good point, but Kai Lang can kill Miranda and kills Thane
Wait till Rockstar catfishes you with GTA 6
100% Punching down is the main reason to play the GTA games. Now all the “poor misunderstood single mothers” trying to make a buck on a street corner won’t be killable after they take 80 in the back of a car.
Will likely happen. However, it's too big to fail.
@@HPunch54321 true, they could show the main character to be a ham planet with more piercings than skin and pink hair and it'd still sell over a billion copies.
@@TheVincenzoGaming Ham planet! 😂😂😂
How is it catfishing when everyone can already see the writing on the wall?
The sheer amount of jokes per minute is always astonishing. Fleek is the KingPimp of the game reviewers.
Not really. That's still Sseth
@@jway9097 I love Sseth but he reviews games that I would not touch with a 10 feet poll. So it lacks relatability, at least for me. But for each its own....
@ relatability is irrelevant (it's relatable for me, I'm not a zoomer, thank God). The original argument was about jokes
@@jway9097 Jokes are funnier when they are relatable. If you find Sseth videos relatable - good for you. Not everyone have nishe video games interests. But how you want to argue over a RUclips comment is hilarious on its own lmao.
Would love to see him compete/collab with Max0r.
Veilguard is a game where you are the only adult in a room full of toddlers. And I don't mean you the character, I mean you the player, your character is just as much of a diaper chief as the rest of the squad.
And not by choice. This game _VIOLATES_ you.
Saddest thing is this is actually standard for modern Bioware.
I'm fairly certain everyone has (rightfully) memory-holed Mass Effect Andromeda at this point, but beyond the cripplingly bad technical issues and mangled puppet-show tier character models that people made fun of endlessly, the writing in that game was just so unbelievably shit and the characters and companions were such insufferable haha goofy (wo)manchildren that I couldn't take it anymore had to drop it like a sack of bricks. I genuinely wanted to space everyone out the airlock and then myself.
It truly is a wonder how anyone at that studio even still has a job seeing as EA old yellered better companies for less before.
@@Maykenzie because the company is now owned by the F.A.G. corporation.
"Diaper Chief" sounds like a decade or two ago it'd be a cutesy term for a struggling single father. Now I ain't so sure.
"These friendships feel like written by people who don't have friends." Precisely, because they cut out anyone who isn't supportive of them 100% of the time, there can be no banter, no teasing, no jokes. And forget holding different beliefs, that triggers them the hardest.
Careful, Fleek. The ATF will show up on your doorstep for suggesting to duct tape a couple .308s to make a 40mm
That's an untaxed 40mm grenade that is at least two dead dogs per 1 mm.
@ And one dead wife and child per grenade in possession
RIP Fleeks dog
the atf when you have a couple rifle rounds and duct tape: "I don't know how the math adds up but it just does."
@@woketacha6112 Ask the ATF why an adjustable stock on a shotgun makes it a "short barreled shotgun." Quite curious
-Play game to escape weirdos.
-Weirdos ingame.
Yep, that's a modern gaming classic.
tbh...we're escaping weirdos by NOt PLAYING THE DARN THING and making fun of they/them(him-s) in social media 🤡🤡🤡
Fr, When is gaming ever going to not remind now how istc is everything. Well never so they will never get my money back. BG3 is a bunch of GES slop.
@@theALTF4heres one of them weirdos, nowhere is safe anymore
You tell me.
Oh c'mon that's...actually true.
Everyone should go watch the original trailer for Dragon Age: Origins.
You should be reminded of how far BioWare has fallen.
RIP for Isabela's budget. But to keep it real Morrigan never had a big budget. She did get the most value out of it though!
A man of cuIture and uncompromising honesty.
l saIute you, pimp
Claudia Black is all I need to like a character.
@@RambleOn07
Where's the Vala Mal Doran stans at?
@@MarvinPowell1 The worst character in stargate that single handedly derailed half the episodes she tainted with her stupidity?
I assume her fans are mostly locked up in mental asylums.
@@MarvinPowell1 Aeryn Sun was my favorite character of hers. But, I loved her time in Stargate as well.
"If you give everyone the wrong job and don't do their side quests, they die."
And that's a bad thing?
No, that sounds like the golden ending.
The best ending
Reminds me of Mass Effect 2's suicide mission.
Unless I can do it to each one with my bare hands, it's not good enough.
Not good enough. Too impersonal.
I know exactly why the new Farming Simulator beat it out. It lets a farmer live out their two greatest fantasies.
1. Owning new equipment.
2. Making money farming.
Meanwhile that abomination doesn't even put fantasy in a supposedly dark fantasy game.
“FromSoft fans, you wouldn’t understand”, oh, but with the upcoming acquisition, they WILL.
Yup, modern day Sony will turn them into other of their movie wannabe game studios while pushing DEI into the company :-)
If it makes you feel any better the recent acquisition includes tons of manga, anime, and LNs so even weebs arent gonna be safe 😭
@@-lord1754Damn, the Borg isn't playing around this time 😂
@ Weebs haven’t been safe for over half a decade now.
@@-lord1754 someone needs to do something about these Brazilians before its too late
"I'm non-binary."
I just sat down, who the hell starts a conversation like this?
the they/them are the worst and most annoying part of the woke crowd
Its pretty usefull so you can stop right here)
the non-brainary women of course
Well when you're walking around looking like the elephant man after a Hot Topic shopping spree, it's probably the best way to clear the air.
Starting trouble to whine and play the victim _even more._ Cluster-Bs gonna Cluster-B.
Good to know Daw's not going homeless after he was fired, the winter nights are cold and his layer of protective blubber can only do so much, you're a good man Fleek
Maybe Daw should get a treadmill for Christmas.
"How ugly should this ugly character be?"
"YES!"
Is that actually how the character looks?
@@toxi6836 correct
Correction: "Woke developer self-portrait" level.
@@toxi6836
Look for the... _thing_ with a snake tattoo on _its_ cheek.
@@toxi6836
Look for the one with the facial tattoo. That's Fleek's MC.
That part about the logo/brand not having the same people behind the facade is something many people don’t seem to understand...
When you said "Remember the good old days when you were happy playing these games and seeing dad at the weekends. That hits hard my men.
Just like dad.
@ragetist Yeah. Tho i'm a men today because of that one slap.
You're a good lady. He loves you. He may not say it, but he does.
"Some people from the old days are still working at Bioware" "Who? The fucking janitors?!" Almost spit out my drink all over my laptop.
💀
Maybe like some of the 3D artists. It ain't the writers or the game designers, that's for goddamn sure.
Baldur's Gate 3 is closer to the OG Bioware games than anything Bioware released in the past 12 years. Which is ironic, considered OG Bioware created the original Baldur's Gate games lol
After the long wait, the big Pimp himself is back. Praise the Lord!
YES SIR
The FLEEK is ALWAYS ON TIME, PIMP! YES SIR!
YES SIR
YES SIR
YES FOOL
Daw being invited for thanksgiving is the wholesome redemption arc we've all been waiting for
This game was going to be a PvP live service title and you can tell.
"A bunch of jaguar driver" xD brilliant
The CEO of Jaguar is RawdonGlover, I kid you not.
@@paulrippcord506 Oh i know RawDongLover. 1st time i learned i couldnt believe that. Apparently it's true xD Memes write themselves basically.
@@tyraelpl You know he got beat up in prep school with a name like that.
@@paulrippcord506 Probably not just prep school. I mean it's also true, judging by the way he carries himself so it explains some decisions. He just wants the rest of the world to become such RawDongs.
Blows my mind that Bioware chose to lose millions on a woke mess instead of milking one of the most beloved series for billions of dollars.
Which indicates: someone got even more money. Probably free of taxes and directly into the profit.
Has not been BioWare true since 2016. Everyone jumped ship by 2023. Now my hope lies with ex BioWare and their writer for Exodus.
@@antagonisstic I would wait for a reviews, from a sources you trust. Before buying a game from any ex-employee of a famous studio. Only a few of them have been succesful in their new projects.
It's shit regardless of "woke" lmao
This was never about money, only iconoclasm. All of this is a psy-op.
My father has return TO FORM with the budget and the milk.
Dragon Age didn't died it was MURDERED and the bones pissed on and danced on! Such a shame as a OG Dragon Age fan.
You forgot inserted in... places.
am i a loser for liking it?
@@mooddood4570
Unless you're doing so ironically and/or as a method of torture, yes. Sorry to have to be the one to give you the bad news.
@@mooddood4570
Objectively? Yes. I'm sorry.
@@mooddood4570
Yes.
PSA: the developers that made the origonal mass effect games have made their own studio called 'Archetype Entertainment' and they're making a game called EXODUS, thank me later!
This better not be shit talk.
Thats all well and good, but weve had lots of 'From the creator of [game]', and that game ended up not being very good. Im not saying anything made by Archetype Entertainment wont be or shouldnt be good, im just saying have cautious optimism. Especially since they are owned by Wizards of the Coast, which looking them up, brought up "Wizards of the Coast Removes Problematic Lore". And hasbro are involved somewhere if they are of any conern
@@CentreMetre Yeah WotC are super woke, have been for a while. See also "We can't have orcs be a mostly evil race in D&D anymore because, idk, we think orcs represent black people, or something."
This vid just got interrupted by a fanservice game ad halfway through, and it took me a second to realize Fleek wasn't trying to balance out the fan-disservice of the reviewed game like normal. Never change, pimp.
"You may be stupid but at least you're not alone" It hurts because it's true.
Video game writers went from creating epic stories and choices to telling me their parents don't love them.
*Hey chatgtp how do I create a video game story that won't upset anyone*
And not a single word of "Enchantment? ENCHANTMENT!" in this whole debacle. Fml. Absolutely horrendous fanfic in some sort of fantasy setting.
I love how Daw has been appropriated and is just a recurring character in the Fleekverse now. Eventually this might end up being the biggest legacy Concord will leave behind.
Pun very much intended.
HOW this game got labelled "mature" when everything has been sanitised to be cleaner than a prepped surgical room by the plump HR lady?
Its gotta be a curse that I loudly say "PIMPS!" before the video even loads.
That's not a curse, that's conditioning. You're welcome!
3:53 you touched upon something rather important there. Companies do these kinds of simplifications to appeal to a wider audience, which usually just means more casual gamers, but the truth is, at least from my experience, casual gamers also appreciate complexity, they just experience it in a different manner.
If they run out of ammo for a weapon and they can't get more of it, they will bitch about it, but then they will be forced to use other weapons, meaning more weapon variety, interaction with more parts of the game, which eventually leads to them having a better experience with the game. They might temporarily find it annoying having to think, but they enjoy it more in the long run, which is why simplification of systems is usually stupid and short sighted.
This! everyone it's a "casual" until gets good gameplay and/or story. I used to not being interested in turn based games until i tried XCOM 2 and a "casual" in hack a slash games until i played Devil May Cry 5
@@rodrigobogado8756 Some people are casual(not gaming daily), because they have a tiring job + family with children, so they can't spend much time playing. They are a part of the market that companies try to appeal to even though, realistically, they buy games less often, since they get through them slower.
Bro you are a an absolute menace of a word poet and I am here for it! 😂
Wow! Bioware does still care about the fans! Allowing you to KILL EVERY SINGLE HORROR they made!
What they did to Isabella is a crime, she even had graphics downgraded while they're at it @9:23. RIP those nude mods back in the day.
The game's use of gender-based terms for Godsmistake Laidir are about as accurate as a single mother's tales to her son about his father.
I saw that photoshop where they made their heads normal sized and the characters look so much better, and I just couldn't understand how they made literally every decision wrong.
Maybe they're actually playing an old school Bioware game internally, and trying to get the absolute worst ending where their company goes completely bankrupt?
*WELCOME BACK, PIMPS!! KEEP HOLDING THE LINE!!* ✊🏻
*YOU ALL MAKE ME SO PROUD!!* 💙
KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT, BOYS!!
DO IT FOR MOMMY RINA!! 🐮
@@MelRetro WHAT!? 😅
@@RinaRetro RINA! RINA! RINA! ❤
@@RinaRetro RINA! RINA! RINA! 💜
So nice to see you giving DAW work! That’s friendship right there
they subverted the fantasy genre that you now want the Sauron to win
9:57 "When they did this in Mass effect 2 it was pretty depressing when my companions died, because I liked them", Liked them, and still let them die. God damn it Fleek all that alpha chad energy made me bust a.. Tear.
This man is a comedy genius! Absolute goldmine! When that THQ Nor-dick line popped up I was howling
I laughed too
Fleek you are the last hope for content!
sseth and fleek posting on the same day? im starting to see it...
Hey hey pimp
Stop noticing.
- Merchants Guild
@@release_the_Diddy_listShut it down!!
“We have one that can see.”
- Merchants Guild
"oy vey muh shekels" Gnome Guild of Goyish Genocide
2:52 I am so fucking glad that Obsidian is included on that list. They have fallen HARD since the days of New Vegas. Outer Worlds was a fucking joke and no one points out how dogshit it was.
Honestly this is the only time I have ever heard anything negative about that game
And here-we-go with Outer Words 2 with "more action", "more weapons" and 2x bigger.
Bro even the deaths of all your companions looked boring with zero wow impact to them lol.
"They should give the dialogs to the CIA so they can brake captives" is GOLD!
Veilguard is an "E for Everyone" live-service that had its balls chopped a long time ago so now it's afraid to hurt anyone's feelings
that's now masquerading with a ripped out face of a griddy, character driven single player RPG where a single bad decision could led to the death of multiple characters.
I can confirm
I am pimp and
I was there.
The best Thanksgiving ever!
9:28 Who would have thought that the best ending in Veilguard would be made by being the worst player possible!!
It's Fleeakzoid, there's no way!
It's good to have to back, pimp.
This game is like being friends with a bunch of Narcissist. A lot of self inserts over there at Bioware.
You could cut TITANIUM on Taash's eyebrows and chin. No wonder Bioware had to make Companions almost competely unkillable unless you want the "bad ending". Half the companions alone look as bad as they are written. Thanks for the first incorruptible review, pimp. Can't wait to see your review on the upcoming ultimate catfish GTA 6 even if Rockstar is too big to fail.
Fleek keeping Concord alive better than Sony ever could. DAW but not forgotten.
Your character bio was the hardest I laughed all year. Thanks, Fleek, I… really needed that.
Having a high fantasy world without racism is like eating burgers without the cheese, it's not the same.
It just wouldn't do to have a slave empire like Tevinter be racist.
Thanks
I will always go back to remembering that, in the first Dragon Age, you could literally defile the ashes of the Makers bride and straight up kill wounded allies.
8:45 "Some people have the gender card. I have the GENDER DECK!". 🤣🤣
What makes this extra frustrating for someone like me, is that it tries to lecture me about issues that doesn't even really exist where i live...
So much of the DEI in modern games feel specific to north american culture, and demographics, but because most big western game companies are based in north america, us out in the wider world have to deal with being lectured about a subject we aren't even a part of...
You want half of every company to be made up of black people? How are we gonna do that when only around 10% of our available workforce is made up of something other than white native population, and around 8 of that remaining 10% are other white europeans? But according to DEI, that remaining 2% of people are suppossed to fill 50% of available jobs!? Makes complete sense...
New games from once respected series in this era feel like going home to your beloved pet only to see it's rotting carcass.
Which is why I'm not pre-ordering gta 6. I'll wait till post launch weekend
I didnt even realize i watched the entire Patreon sub list until it was over...
Catfished again
I'd rather have to dodge roll my abusive fathers attack patterns every morning after waking up
than ever buy recent games from bethesda or ubisoft
WE ARE BACK PIMPS
If I had a dollar every time a Major dragon age antagonists was a ancient evil mage trying to ascend to godhhood while controlling the blight and having influence over a dragon, I'd have 2 dollars (Love the thumbnail)
Someone tell Fleek about Atlyss, despite the art direction the dev has, that game didn't cut any MASSIVE budgets
The thing is Morrigan's chest should have gotten bigger after having a baby, not shrink to the size of a flat board🥲 What happened to Isabella is regrettable indeed, damn the budget cuts, all of it the went to Tasha's therapy sessions (every single one of THEM)😮💨
The king is back. I’ve been blasting through your uploads and love your vids.
When an RPG gives you the same choice, just said 5 different ways, in a dialogue, it's not an RPG. It's a linear story.
Daw becoming a recurring character in the Fleekaverse is a development that pleases me mightily.
Claiming its a return to its roots is just crazy. In the original dragon age, the Qunari were hyped up to be a bigger threat then the darkspawn with Sten as our companion often reminding us that we are all screwed when the rest of his race comes along. Now we have Taash who acts like a quirky teen and creates drama revolving around her sexuality and pronouns. Return to form my ass.
Glad you too enjoyed the good ending of Failguard Fleek too bad there isnt a rewind button to Relive Traash's Death over and over again
S-vest Fleek was an unexpected, but altogether, nice touch.
So glad to see Daw got invited over for Thanksgiving. He's been looking a little thin since the layoff.
1:54 New Fable Game ... 👋😵
1:56 New GOW Game ... 👋😵
1:58 New Saints Row Game ... 👋😵
2:00 New Dragon Age Game ... 👋😵
2:02 New Assassin Creed Game ... 👋😵
2:06 Another AC Game ... 👋😵
This video even has "Return to Roots" as a catfish to "Return to Form."
Also, it's crazy to see this channel almost at 300,000 subs when I joined at 25,000. Keep it up.
Both Fleek and Sseth uploaded today! What a nice early Christmas gift!
I legit thought your custom character was just part of the game's real cast and designs until like 9 minutes in 😅
The fact my 9th and a half cousin Fleekazoid didn't invite me to see his companions die has truly made me sad this day. Why pimp why?
Shout out to Shepard's dancing! Loved doing that.
To be fair, Sony bought Kadokawa the owners of From Soft. We'll probably be seeing some changes in a few titles.
Kadokawa also published Gushing over Magical Girls, We’re Doom everyone!!! It’s Joever!!
3:10 -> Inherently based take
Dragon Age for Cocomelon fans is a banger summary of this game's problems.
Because everything in this game is for idiots. The combat is for idiots who can't be asked to press more than one button every other second. The story is for people with the memory of a goldfish. The characters are for people who can't tolerate any disagreement lasting more than that one conversation. And the world is designed for people who get lost at a fast food restaurant.
I’m glad there’s some one hilarious who speaks exactly what I think about the current gaming industry. Thank you fleek
That's awesome! I didn't know you could get that ending 10:28
Legit probably best thing about the game that you can let all go
A long time ago, games were a kind of escapism from harsh reality,especially in RPGs,the player was interested in the motivation of the character's ambition, their dark desires.What makes them tick.Now when they say AAA immersive fantasy games.I hear public transport after the night shift.
They call the games made for “ modern audiences “ i disagree, its for the “ politically infected “
Oh you wanted to escape reality for a bit? Naw we’re gonna shove it in your face constantly
@pedropierre9594 lol. lmao even. Think you need to touch grass buddy
That stock scream made me smile every time. Thank you, King of Pimps.
Anyone happen to know the name of it?
Never forget, Pimps…. And never forgive…..
Lemme get this straight, you avoid your companions side quests and that's what causes them to die at the end.. Meaning Bioware designed it around making you unable to have the people you like die, because they assume if you liked them you'd do their quest, this game is just pathetic