Vox: The older child who thinks he’s better than everyone else Valentino: The middle child with a bit of an anger issue Velvette: the youngest child who is short and gets made fun of it Together, they are basically me and my sisters
*on a call with friends* *gets a notification from tomotasauce* *me laughing uncontrollably* *friends*:”why are you laughing so much?” *me*:”OH SORRY- *laughs* IM WATCHING TOMOTASAUCE!!”
“I must have thought you were bird from up there, so I had to clip your wings.” Savage “OOoo! Guess the last words! I love this game!” Freaking hilarious. “I need to go get my suit fixed for if there is a musical number!” This man can tell the future?!-
The fact that Vox had a spare phone, only for Val to break it not long after is hilarious. Vox knew what was gonna happen as soon as Val said he wanted to break something lol.
Vox getting another phone out after Valentino broke his other one reminded me of DuckTales. When Graves Broke Mark Beaks phone and has an extra one in his pocket 😂😂😂😂
The fact that alastor is a savage in these videos and that vox is a sick TV headed man is so funny when vox acts like this. It's like alastor and vox are a old married couple lol
“Fizzarolli from Helluva Boss”
“Valentino from Hazbin Hotel”
Glad he kept that joke in from last time
Despite that robo fozz is actually called Kitty
That was a good joke
Not even 15 seconds in velvettes already being called short
Well it's ok because Vox said it she looks up to him....😏
@@rodan9773NO WAY 😭
is it just me or sir pentious’ hat sounds like Kermit the frog.
@@rodan9773 nah bro GET OUT-
@Seagull110SEAGULL!??? AHHHHH
Val canceled Owl House and Inside Job? I didn't think it was possible to want to punch him even more. Also. Corey's performance is so good.
Couldn't agree more, they killed it! And I'm glad I succeeded in making him just as hated here😂
Thank you!
@@Tomotasaucewait, I thought Vox was the one canceling everyone’s favorite shows.
@@waves2378 he owns twitter
Don't punch him, he deserves way worse for getting Owl House and Inside Job cancelled!!!
How 'bout we call Meggy? I'm sure she can handle it.
The door openers being exited to open a door is funny
Just like dogs getting fed the same food for the 10000th time
"I got get my suit fixed for if there is a musical number" It's not a matter of *if* , only *when*
Soon...
In '25, I guess...
“Fizzarolli from Helluva Boss get me another drink”
“Here you go, Valentino from Hazbin Hotel”
has me dying😭😭😭😭
Me too
That's a very good Fourth Wall Break. LOL!
Fr 😭
"Mrs. Not-So-Average Goody-Two-Shoes!" I love the 4th wal break, that line cracks me up so much. The door opener's argument is hilarious too.
Gotta honor our Charlie! ❤
Which is voiced by Elijah herself. Looly.
Vox: Show canceller
Val: Glass smasher
Vel: Short...
'nuff said.
"Go put a leash on him or something"
VELVET IS AN ICON AND YOUR NOT TELLING ME OTHERWISE
Haaaaa😅
"But he's not a dog!"
We still must highlight...
Alastor
Hates
Birds
ALWAYS
And so does Stolas now.
Hah! Totally.
@@ItalianPokeMageomg maybe they can bond over their hatred from Birds lmao
OK the Jim carrey face on Vox actually got me though 😂
Fr tho
YAY! You're such a great fit for Velvette btw! Great job!
Vox is going to Piss on the moon soon
Hey Tomotasauce I'm a huge fan
I love the slight forth wall break of “not so average goodie-two-shoes” at 1:16 bc she voices Charlie in this 😭
“Just in case there’s a musical number!”
Alastor knows.
The "notsoaverage goody 2 shoes" had me dying 😂 whoever came up with that, which im assuming was tomota, you are a literal genius 😂😂
I love how Angel Dust is a hacker here
Really shows he has versatile in this parody
I agree about angel dust
“Not-so-average-goodie two shoes”
Great reference 😂
I need more Vox and Velvette roasting eachother
“Your head looking especially big today…” HELP TOMOTA WHY DID THAT MAKE ME GIGGLE SO LOUD I ACC LOVE YOU😂❤
1:59 I love how Vox is more upset about having to share screen time with Alastor, rather than the fact he’s back.
Vox and Velvette need to have a whole episode roasting eachother 😭😭😭
Everyone in agreement, say "aye."
aye
Velvette is short like me!!
*Is 4’11*
Aye
why
1:20 vox: don't you dare valentino: *broke his phone*
Vox: SON OF A B*TCH!!
Fr lol 😆.
Vox: YOU SON OF A B- *TV head blows off*
Vox: SON OF A BI(BLEEP!)CH!!! (displays explosion on his TV head)
“He thinks he’s soooo much better with that little RUclips channel”
can we talk about how expressive Valentino's VA was in this series??? LIKE I LOVED IT SO MUCH
VA- Corey Wilder (if ur wondering)
Door openers need a whole show to themselves
Val being a animation fan is hilarious
1:33 val vox said calmly
Actuallyyyyy he hates animation😂
@Tomotasauce oh I thought him yelling about it was him being upset that it was cancelled
"Not-So-Average goody two shoes" absolutely SENT ME 😂
VolticGlitch did a great job of voicing Velvette and Corey Wilder did a Fantastic Job for Voicing Valentino.
Alastor:for a musical number
(Turns to stayed gone but the lyrics are literal)
open door
"Don't you dare..."
And so, Vox never brought a phone around Valentino again. The end.
Cue the Tomotasauce channel outro, please!
The door openers are amazing🤣
MLP Frendship Is Witchcraft walked so Hazbin Hotel Abridged could run 😂
I wonder if Vox has TV insurance for his head
That is a good question
The f*ck is insurance?
Vox: The older child who thinks he’s better than everyone else
Valentino: The middle child with a bit of an anger issue
Velvette: the youngest child who is short and gets made fun of it
Together, they are basically me and my sisters
You are one of the only people who can make me laugh when val is talking
Well done, Tomota and friends! 👏 I had auditioned for Valentino during casting, but clearly you made the right choice. 😂
I will never forgive Valentino for cancelling the Owl House
'cause Val is a pirate. He can pirate shows.
"I JUST WANNA BREAK SOMETHING!"
"Don't. You. Dare-"
"GIMME THAT!" *yeets phone at wall*
*Vox explodes in rage*
XDDD
"You just got played!"
-Famous Last Words from Sir Pentious, 2024
0:12 oh i love the idea of vox playing clips on his tv face for fitting situations
Having Valentino call Charlie "not so average" is a nice Easter egg
YES! More HH Abridged!
1:00: Ah. So Angel is a hacker in the Hazbin Abridged universe. Interesting.
Coreys laugh is bone chilling 1:52
"Not so average goody two shoes," huh. That feels like a reference. I wonder what it could be to.
DAMN THAT LAUGH WAS GOOD 1:53 love the voice acting😌
“dont. you. dare.” GIMME THAT
2:34 Very nice foreshadowing XD
"Mrs. Not-So-Average Goody-Two-Shoes." Ah the beauty of abridged series. You can be as meta as you want and it only improves the quality.
0:31 “wait we have door openers?” 😭
Vox and Velvette’s friendship be like: *cutely insults every two seconds*
“Mrs Not-So-Average-Goody-Two-Shoes”. Wow. Hope Elijah okayed this brilliant roast. 🤣❤️🌈
The two door girls yapping was SO GOOD!
Alastor can always feel the presence of a song.
Aw everyone did amazing, I loved Corey as Val! Lolol
“Your unfashionable late!” Love that
0:31 ‘Wait we have door openers?’
😂😂😂
Also, edit, why is Val such a big fan of breaking everything made if glass
"Your head is looking especially big today" i mean he does have a 55' screen tv forhead
*on a call with friends*
*gets a notification from tomotasauce*
*me laughing uncontrollably*
*friends*:”why are you laughing so much?”
*me*:”OH SORRY- *laughs* IM WATCHING TOMOTASAUCE!!”
Hell yeah I love watching my uncancled abridged shows!
Velvette getting called short by a tv is whats funny to me
“I must have thought you were bird from up there, so I had to clip your wings.”
Savage
“OOoo! Guess the last words! I love this game!”
Freaking hilarious.
“I need to go get my suit fixed for if there is a musical number!”
This man can tell the future?!-
HELP THE RANDOM JERMA (i think it was jerma) JUMPSCARE
I can never escape Inside Job's cancellation 😭
Wow Valentino’s voice actor is amazing
It's Corey Wilder if ur wondering
i LOVE THE DIFFERENT MEMES ON VOX'S FACE LMFAO
Saying to put Val on a leash....he'd probably liked that 😂
0:38
Thanks for clarifying that he is Valentino from Has in Hotel. I would have thought he was Marco from Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil.
0:35 i love the fact that you kept this joke😂
Finally, we show some love to the true stars of the show; the unnamed door openers
Can’t WAIT for the next musical number!!!
Making their own lines is hilarious and just great... Valentinos raging over me.... again.... turn this comment into an Angel VS. Valentino fight! 😂
I love this so much. All the jokes and references are so good 🤣
Official abridged Val is the opposite of his first hazbin dub appearance.
The owl house and inside job shall be avenged.
“Miss Not so average goody too shoes” love it!
VolticGlitch definitely sounds like Velvet.
The fact that Vox had a spare phone, only for Val to break it not long after is hilarious. Vox knew what was gonna happen as soon as Val said he wanted to break something lol.
NOT KITTY BEING FIZZ😭😭
Vox getting another phone out after Valentino broke his other one reminded me of DuckTales. When Graves Broke Mark Beaks phone and has an extra one in his pocket 😂😂😂😂
I love how Vox consistently terrorizes Velvette for her height
0:23 your head looks so big today 🤣
What the hell was that
“I was making small talk”
"We are door openers. We don't do small talk!"
@@PeytonPavlovic I’m an extrovert I can’t help myself
“Wait we have door openers?”
Door openers were hilarious as hell oml😂😂😂😂
POV call someone short without calling them short:"Ooo, What a zinger, is what I would say if I could hear you, but I can't from up here"
1:19 Not so average goody two shoes, dang.
Omg more vees as if we didn’t need anymore
0:03 Princess? 😍 Vox could call me tha- Sorry. Help.
I can agree Vox’s head is HUGE😂
Vox Val is on a Glass Shattering Spree you may want to keep your...Glass Screen away from him lol.
2:13 He isn’t wrong…
That thumbnail is taking me out😭😭
The egg boi being mad at pentious forthat terrible line was very funny
Crash out
The phone being destroyed twice and him getting mad was wayyy tooo funny to me
The fact that alastor is a savage in these videos and that vox is a sick TV headed man is so funny when vox acts like this. It's like alastor and vox are a old married couple lol
Good to know that Alastor's hate for birds is still very much intact
0:03 crazy- 😭
Omg we’re gonna get another song next 😍
MORE MORE MORE OF ALL OF THESE
0:09 not even 10 secs and Vox is bulling Velvette
I’m so hyped for the MUSICAL NUMBER!!!!
Everyone just be roasting each other
“You do a little bit princess”
“Your unfashionably late”
OKAY HEAR ME OUT!
I ship it.
Vox crashing out❌
Valentino Crashing out✅
Lol I loved this❤️