WEIRD IPAD GAMES! - PBG

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @blubbernuggetsss
    @blubbernuggetsss 2 года назад +374

    Returned to this video to reminisce about the good old days. When I was 15 I used to go to my room and turn on some PBG with some snacks and a blanket and just relax. Times were so simple back in the day 💛

  • @annietrinity1833
    @annietrinity1833 8 лет назад +855

    Did anyone else notice one of the baby games is called BABY WEDDING? My guess is that ones a plant; if you boot it up, there's no game; it just mails your personal information to the FBI.

    • @apzerd3211
      @apzerd3211 8 лет назад +49

      Baby wedding...even going mad wouldnt help me imagine a sentence like that...

    • @Edscratch23469
      @Edscratch23469 8 лет назад +14

      baby wedding
      shop ,hair cut

    • @friskandsans7159
      @friskandsans7159 7 лет назад +5

      Annie Trinity jesus.

    • @superperfectstranger815
      @superperfectstranger815 7 лет назад +23

      Annie Trinity It probably has a root script to spy on you and steal credit cards that's my therory

    • @KD-hw5gs
      @KD-hw5gs 6 лет назад +1

      information they already have

  • @SpaceHamsterGames
    @SpaceHamsterGames 10 лет назад +4164

    PBG much has good video! He spaceman and likes to beauty! Quickly now find clue help PGB it!!

  • @SeanORaigh
    @SeanORaigh 8 лет назад +1146

    Bethesda Softworks? Nah. Nintendo? Nope. Naughty Dog? No way.
    zhenhe xue is the best game development company this world has ever seen.

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 8 лет назад +369

    These Games make Steam's quality control look amazing.

    • @velvetpetunia
      @velvetpetunia 8 лет назад +1

      Ayyy lmfao

    • @Falcon15x
      @Falcon15x 8 лет назад

      XD

    • @Nextad_
      @Nextad_ 8 лет назад +2

      +Aspyrus Do you watch Jim Sterling's "Best of Steam Greenlight"

    • @Caidren
      @Caidren 8 лет назад

      Yeah like Rock,Paper,Scizzors Champion. ehhhhhhhhhh....

    • @dinosxmmy5438
      @dinosxmmy5438 8 лет назад

      I know right

  • @gazattak
    @gazattak 2 года назад +130

    the unexplainable grip this video had on me as a small child

    • @rikkij
      @rikkij 2 года назад +2

      so true

    • @Dylan_Collie
      @Dylan_Collie Год назад +10

      the unexplainable grip this video had on me as a 23 year old male.

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Год назад +6

      even now it still has an unexplainable grip on me, occasionally i forget this channel exists but every couple months i just binge on pbg's videos and i love it

  • @ClassicGameFire
    @ClassicGameFire 9 лет назад +789

    "Apple quality control" hahahahahahahahaha like that exists

    • @tijgo6
      @tijgo6 8 лет назад +6

      +Nasir Martinez What's a ptouduct?

    • @breadcrumb5914
      @breadcrumb5914 7 лет назад +2

      Whuzza Apple Quality Control? .m.

    • @Pigeonswain
      @Pigeonswain 6 лет назад +4

      ClassicGameFire oh, then you should see the GOOGLE STORE.

    • @joltstorm
      @joltstorm 6 лет назад

      yeah hehehe... (I wish it did hehehe...)

  • @billysaunders2508
    @billysaunders2508 8 лет назад +122

    My dad actually has a Twitter page ENTIRELY dedicated to bad copyright at fun fairs. I might point him in Lang bing's direction XD

    • @flinthrax
      @flinthrax 8 лет назад +1

      link please.

    • @flinthrax
      @flinthrax 8 лет назад +2

      thanks

    • @billysaunders2508
      @billysaunders2508 8 лет назад +1

      No worries :)

    • @billysaunders2508
      @billysaunders2508 8 лет назад

      Capt. Pug d'ya want a medal
      EDIT: pearl jam is FOUR PEOPLE also it's like the most unknown thing ever here in the uk so i don't really care

    • @billysaunders2508
      @billysaunders2508 8 лет назад

      Capt. Pug ah well he wasn't I was

  • @MoonLiteWolf
    @MoonLiteWolf 9 лет назад +185

    These games should encourage those who want to make app games and feel they aren't good enough...apparently anything is good enough...

    • @dnnwebber4033
      @dnnwebber4033 9 лет назад

      Thank you... ;)

    • @syntax8025
      @syntax8025 9 лет назад

      I'm going to make an app that only says llama for £10!

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 9 лет назад +1

      pet cat1 Somebody made an app that costs $999.99 and it's just a picture of a red diamond with some text. 8 people bought it. The app was aptly named "I am rich". It got removed from the App Store, but spawned countless ripoffs (at least in the Play Store). So, nothing new.

    • @hfjdkfnejghf9289
      @hfjdkfnejghf9289 9 лет назад

      ToCzegoSzukasz hh uh huhg

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 9 лет назад

      Hfjdkf Nej Gh F Hjbsn dkfm workdc? Jdkdf kcm, jsefm.

  • @StaunchWheat87
    @StaunchWheat87 9 лет назад +169

    Dora got tired of swipers shit so she kidnapped his people and put them on a train

    • @theweevilman
      @theweevilman 9 лет назад +4

      That made me laugh so much XD
      Have a like :)

    • @MultiDarkZen
      @MultiDarkZen 9 лет назад +1

      G Bean You won a free internet for today~

    • @StaunchWheat87
      @StaunchWheat87 9 лет назад +2

      No thanks. I get my internet at downloadmoreinternet..com

    • @jamiedickinson4079
      @jamiedickinson4079 9 лет назад +2

      G Bean I get mine at comeandgetsomemoreinternetthattotallywontgiveyourcomputeravirusthatwipestheharddrive.com

  • @mariosonicboom123
    @mariosonicboom123 8 лет назад +345

    Have fun to play game.
    Wow, so my emotions apparently control the game.

    • @PikaSamus
      @PikaSamus 7 лет назад +9

      SanicDaHergedog Super Princess Peach: VR Edition

    • @yeetusyeetusgocommitselfde2763
      @yeetusyeetusgocommitselfde2763 6 лет назад +1

      The """"""""""""""game"""""""""""""

    • @kingkippo1777
      @kingkippo1777 6 лет назад

      SanicDaHergedog good luck trying to get it to start.

    • @aroachyboachy4716
      @aroachyboachy4716 6 лет назад

      SO ADVANCED

    • @ericbeilmann3649
      @ericbeilmann3649 5 лет назад +1

      It is kind of a chicken and the egg scenario.
      Did you play the game to have fun or did you have fun to play the game?

  • @incognito6751
    @incognito6751 7 лет назад +260

    zhenhe xue's IQ is injury ,help he

    • @incognito6751
      @incognito6751 7 лет назад +13

      Definitely the best burn in history.

    • @tag4650
      @tag4650 6 лет назад +7

      Incognito Forgot to switch accounts?

    • @jamiephilip79
      @jamiephilip79 6 лет назад

      More like that person's IQ in the English language 😒

    • @oceanicblue8463
      @oceanicblue8463 6 лет назад +3

      Quickly now find clue help zhenhe xue star it!!

  • @boxcat24
    @boxcat24 10 лет назад +301

    Maybe Half Life 3 is on the app store with a title like "baby go 2 doctir" and no one has ever played it because it seemed so shit.

    • @awkwardalphawolf
      @awkwardalphawolf 10 лет назад +81

      This is a legitimate concern.

    • @princesstinklepanties2720
      @princesstinklepanties2720 10 лет назад +53

      Dear god, *rushes off on epic search*

    • @WinterandNoodle
      @WinterandNoodle 10 лет назад +5

      Good god I am scared.

    • @axiom6031
      @axiom6031 9 лет назад +2

      Buby Gerdun us krorbarb

    • @ocass66
      @ocass66 9 лет назад +32

      Half Life 3 fun game it !! Help Gordan Free Mann from science lab go journey stop evil persons it OH~~~ uSe wand of gamelon to to stop it from aliens take over , ! FIST START BUTTON! FUCK(R) STAhRT button ! Time ? 11:79 , ! ? SLEP TOO LATE! WELCOM TURIST WE SPIK INGLSH!
      ONLLY IN GGAME: 7 GRAND DAD !

  • @projared
    @projared 10 лет назад +2200

    BRB. Gotta go shave my stubble stache.

    • @Mochii
      @Mochii 10 лет назад +20

      LOL

    • @cheese98god
      @cheese98god 10 лет назад +142

      Why? It was clearly getting you some action with the ladies. I heard the pedophile look was in style.

    • @BloopsExtraSpicy
      @BloopsExtraSpicy 10 лет назад +7

      HYA-Projared~Knight's quest.....I think

    • @heyitsDevriss
      @heyitsDevriss 10 лет назад +10

      good one Jared! *fistbumps*

    • @Crabmaster
      @Crabmaster 10 лет назад +6

      I'm amazed you could even get a girl to make out with you like that with how fickle the ones I know are about stubble staches! Shaved face or beard that reaches to the heavens, no inbetweens.

  • @mojoyomo2174
    @mojoyomo2174 8 лет назад +182

    Don't want ads?
    Turn off your wifi or go into airplane mode!

    • @universeyt6859
      @universeyt6859 8 лет назад +8

      Then I can't watch the video...

    • @loveyuiz
      @loveyuiz 8 лет назад +8

      or just install adblock

    • @batpunk.
      @batpunk. 8 лет назад +22

      I think he meant Mobile games?

    • @fanneken3435
      @fanneken3435 8 лет назад +2

      ok

    • @spineberrii
      @spineberrii 8 лет назад

      that doesn't work for me :|

  • @michaeltoastman
    @michaeltoastman 8 лет назад +366

    I love helping cub babies collect stars it!

  • @gayflower900
    @gayflower900 9 лет назад +238

    So, am I the only one bothered that almost all the games he showed were made by "zhenhe xue?"

    • @Safersephiroth777
      @Safersephiroth777 9 лет назад +27

      I noticed that too. Nobody checks all these stuff? I know they are games for cell phones and tablets and most are free or cost 1 € but still.

    • @EndearingFish
      @EndearingFish 9 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @kamoshxwty
      @kamoshxwty 9 лет назад +9

      Some knock-off company.

    • @howaboutafruitpunch
      @howaboutafruitpunch 9 лет назад +18

      Chinese ppl....

    • @Princessofthepuppies
      @Princessofthepuppies 9 лет назад +14

      Also, shao zeng had a lot of games in this episode too.

  • @godnicka1493
    @godnicka1493 8 лет назад +158

    Did anyone go to baby spaceman to find his comment?

  • @endmiee35816efqe
    @endmiee35816efqe 8 лет назад +194

    I always watch peanutbuttergamer with peanut butter toast.

  • @unxcorn
    @unxcorn 5 лет назад +44

    PeanutButterGamer: If I don’t do these, then who will?
    Me: Maybe ConnerTheWaffle.

    • @pixelplayer140
      @pixelplayer140 4 года назад

      Btw no offence but I think ConnerTheWaffle is dumber than PBG (even tho PBG fakes stupid)

  • @Freako
    @Freako 10 лет назад +201

    The last thing I wanted to think about was Pro Jared making out.

    • @kakashi0909
      @kakashi0909 10 лет назад +4

      urrrg. that'll be like the completionist teabagging jontron in the buals. thats a scary thought. i wont't even think about it in a million years. but that jared joke was byotiful

    • @fernandomedellin1120
      @fernandomedellin1120 10 лет назад +5

      Kakashi Mugen I dont think i can sleep anymore

    • @ThePack0100
      @ThePack0100 10 лет назад +6

      It's you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @catherinevincent1847
      @catherinevincent1847 10 лет назад +1

      With the things you do, I'd imagine this would bring up some good ideas.
      EELLLIIIIIEEEEEEE.

    • @Josefuumii
      @Josefuumii 10 лет назад +4

      Aren't you the guy who makes hentai omg

  • @losestrife_8850
    @losestrife_8850 9 лет назад +380

    Did you guys notice that a lot of the games featured are made by one guy.

    • @hamyshanky7277
      @hamyshanky7277 9 лет назад +47

      Yeah... Lang Bing and Zehenhe Xue, how could you?

    • @aspenforest9721
      @aspenforest9721 8 лет назад +3

      yeah, it was weird

    • @zekromite9324
      @zekromite9324 8 лет назад +3

      Lang Bing, Zhenhe Xue, and Shao Xheng

    • @Agarib21
      @Agarib21 8 лет назад +22

      They're all made by Chinese developers with their names in lowercase and descriptions in broken English.

    • @therealme6672
      @therealme6672 8 лет назад +1

      +Agarib21 cuagh racist

  • @kirbyusbwarmer
    @kirbyusbwarmer 8 лет назад +111

    2:01
    "Care Flu Loli Baby: loli sick, care her!"
    WHAT

  • @theworldsfirstmutemain4222
    @theworldsfirstmutemain4222 8 лет назад +163

    You forgot "The Grand Auto: Nice City"

    • @neon6450
      @neon6450 7 лет назад

      ElementalDarkness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @InfernoPhoenixFX
      @InfernoPhoenixFX 7 лет назад +1

      checked it. Are you shitting me? by looking at the screenshots, The graphics looks like very early ps1 game. Even crash bandicoot has better graphics then this pile oh sheet.

    • @thebenexperience
      @thebenexperience 6 лет назад +10

      What about the modern classic: *Grab the auto: gun dude*

    • @tatethecowman3966
      @tatethecowman3966 4 года назад +8

      Description: car go fast ,but don’t fast too much. Police are is watching! Car steal fun game in general. PLAY IMMEDIATELY!!!

    • @someguy8951
      @someguy8951 4 года назад

      @@thebenexperience you forget about the true classic: Grab the auto 5

  • @Plaguebaboon
    @Plaguebaboon 9 лет назад +43

    2:05 "Care Flu Loli Baby"
    Oh man how'd I miss THAT a year ago?

    • @labratcircus
      @labratcircus 9 лет назад +7

      Grey Scarborough Gamecast I'm more curious about "Baby Wedding"

    • @yiffingyou4858
      @yiffingyou4858 9 лет назад

      lol if look at mom at 2:44 the spoon go through the bowl

    • @cringelord5446
      @cringelord5446 9 лет назад

      +Grey Scarborough CARE HEEEERRRRR!

    • @5H4NKTH35HARK
      @5H4NKTH35HARK 6 лет назад +2

      ravioli ravioli dont lewd the dragon loli

    • @largebeefis4951
      @largebeefis4951 5 лет назад

      Really *GOOD* I bet

  • @inestrix7377
    @inestrix7377 10 лет назад +42

    So Yoda made all the descriptions...?
    To go star it you must!

  • @thenthapple
    @thenthapple 10 лет назад +115

    was that Maplestory music I heard in this.... hmm

    • @PaintDog
      @PaintDog 10 лет назад +2

      Yep, that's definitely Maplestory music.

    • @VlinxGanrell
      @VlinxGanrell 10 лет назад +1

      Maybe he played/plays MapleStory and is hyped for MS2! Whooooooo!

    • @DocKing236
      @DocKing236 10 лет назад +7

      Andrew Eastland
      Ain't no maybe everyone's played MapleStory at some point in their internet life spam.

    • @Kenzirs
      @Kenzirs 10 лет назад +2

      Andrew Eastland wait wait back the f up. There's a mapple story 2?

    • @thenthapple
      @thenthapple 10 лет назад +4

      Wait wait wait, we spell mapple with two P's now?!!!!

  • @jediknight4951
    @jediknight4951 8 лет назад +59

    'Care Flu Loli Baby'
    When did /b/ get a license to make games?

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 года назад +4

      I’m pretty sure they though ‘loli’ was just a synonym for ‘little cartoon girl’
      I mean outside of connotation it sort of is, but how unfortunate anyway

  • @zombiesalmon4997
    @zombiesalmon4997 2 года назад +9

    Ah 2014 memories. I miss the somewhat older RUclips. Glad to see you haven’t changed much pbg :)
    Love you 💙

  • @AlexanderWilithinIII
    @AlexanderWilithinIII 10 лет назад +38

    If you look at the publisher names, they're all asian names and many of the games are by the same publisher. At least, I think that's how the app store works. Is there a sweatshop in Korea or China where programmers are being forced to make awful iPad games?

  • @thefunxion7693
    @thefunxion7693 8 лет назад +76

    its been 2 FREAKIN YEARS WHEN THIS CAME OUT wow i rember sitting at hi page and refreshing until this came out

    • @RobertPlays
      @RobertPlays 8 лет назад +3

      Such memories.

    • @brandino2427
      @brandino2427 8 лет назад

      two years ago on my birthday

    • @Titoiscool123
      @Titoiscool123 8 лет назад

      +Brandino2 happy birthday

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel 8 лет назад +1

      2 YEARS ALREADY!!?? This was like yesterday! Time flies... I was 11! 11! I can't believe I'm already doing my GCSE's already!

    • @anyawynn2803
      @anyawynn2803 8 лет назад

      Old School Games INC

  • @moved6332
    @moved6332 8 лет назад +121

    obvious Google translate used for those app descriptions. lol

    • @Thepotatocrusader
      @Thepotatocrusader 8 лет назад +3

      +Marc S (マーク) So did everyone else in this comment section. Get over it.

    • @asid5240
      @asid5240 6 лет назад

      [MOVED] ikr

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 4 года назад

      That's an insult to Google Translate.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 года назад

      Google translate on Apple App Store lmfao

  • @heroofskywardandmlp1257
    @heroofskywardandmlp1257 10 лет назад +146

    This video was okay.

    • @weeirrdcat
      @weeirrdcat 10 лет назад +34

      Why do you bronies have such wierd usernames hero of the world + superpower & i liek mlp as a username, I mean fuck..

    • @IloveMycomputer2010
      @IloveMycomputer2010 10 лет назад +7

      Sebastian Klein what

    • @jam3673
      @jam3673 10 лет назад +11

      Sebastian Klein How is that relevant?
      Heroof was just referencing the "10/10 it was okay" or "2/10 Like Skyrim with Guns" memes.

    • @Pikachumusic25
      @Pikachumusic25 10 лет назад +12

      Sebastian Klein "Why do you bronies have such weird usernames." because every brony has a weird username, and no other people in the world have crappy usernames lol.

    • @heroofskywardandmlp1257
      @heroofskywardandmlp1257 10 лет назад +5

      Sebastian Klein This is my OC, My first name is Skyward, I call my self a hero, a reference to the hero of time from legend of zelda, and that I love MLP, just to let you know.

  • @TheCeraization
    @TheCeraization 10 лет назад +124

    How does PBG have way less subscribers than PewDiePie? PBG's videos are more creative.

    • @borzavrl
      @borzavrl 10 лет назад +17

      You have a lot to learn about the world.

    • @TheCeraization
      @TheCeraization 10 лет назад +1

      I guess you do, yeah.

    • @CommanderClyde
      @CommanderClyde 10 лет назад +25

      There's an episode of Game Theory that explains it quite well.

    • @TheCeraization
      @TheCeraization 10 лет назад

      Commander Clyde what do you mean?

    • @borzavrl
      @borzavrl 10 лет назад +5

      Connor Coffey Was that supposed to be an insult?Cause you really don't seem to understand how people think,how the Internet works,ect.

  • @aidanbernal
    @aidanbernal 10 лет назад +45

    EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. HAS. A. CHINESE. DEVELOPER.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 лет назад +22

      Now we know who to blame for the flooding of app store market.

    • @ItsCrunkulous
      @ItsCrunkulous 10 лет назад +8

      O nO, iTs mY riVaL CapTIan CaPItaL peRioD.

    • @piesketch254
      @piesketch254 10 лет назад +7

      App store very.Make stupid play.Not has been,now more!!!

  • @masonhhoffman
    @masonhhoffman 8 лет назад +38

    one of those "games" was the book "the kissing hand"
    I loved that book as a child.

    • @carmymarm
      @carmymarm 8 лет назад +8

      You "loved" it? What happened? Did it die in a tragic accident??

    • @masonhhoffman
      @masonhhoffman 8 лет назад +5

      +Lilli Zwingli I think my family lost the book. Or I just got too old for it.

  • @Echos.Art.Corner
    @Echos.Art.Corner Год назад +7

    I've been having a tough time in school lately, I am almost 20 years old. This was one of my favorite videos and got me through my younger years. While I love anything Peebs puts out watching him clown on Baby Hazel always makes me feel better. ❤

  • @ISAAC607
    @ISAAC607 10 лет назад +23

    I feel guilty watching this after finding out "you know who" died. Good old PBG alway cheers me up.

  • @Maubari
    @Maubari 10 лет назад +54

    If this is the future of gaming I might as well stay retro.

    • @BENisalwayswatching
      @BENisalwayswatching 10 лет назад +3

      Ohhh believe me, there's shit wherever you look, piling up in the libraries of every system, no matter what it is. The App store just happens to be a dumping ground where people can do whatever they want.

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 10 лет назад +1

      Devin Moores At least all other systems have a HUGE selection of great games to balance out the bad ones, the app store, however...

    • @BENisalwayswatching
      @BENisalwayswatching 10 лет назад +3

      I don't even own an IPAD XD No matter your opinion on Console vs. PC, we can all agree that both are better than the app store

    • @zawette
      @zawette 10 лет назад

      yea because other consoles have no shit games , he clearly said that he played shit games not good ones

    • @BENisalwayswatching
      @BENisalwayswatching 10 лет назад

      Not all games that are mobile are bad, but the regulations for quality here are even worse than the Nintendo. And that's saying quite a lot.

  • @kingdedede3090
    @kingdedede3090 5 лет назад +408

    Ooooh boooooyyy that Projared joke only got better with age...

    • @jakobsilberschlag801
      @jakobsilberschlag801 5 лет назад +35

      my childhood may be ruined but man did we get some good memes out of it

    • @johndelgadillo2815
      @johndelgadillo2815 5 лет назад +5

      Its so true too real projared

    • @colingznetwork781
      @colingznetwork781 5 лет назад +1

      May Sowell what ProJared joke

    • @kingdedede3090
      @kingdedede3090 5 лет назад +26

      Colin GZ // Gamer Boy Peebs says the guy in Bedroom Kissing 3 looks like Projared, and the goal of the game is to make out with a girl without anyone noticing.

    • @crackofdawn805
      @crackofdawn805 5 лет назад +8

      Like fine wine...

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders 8 лет назад +92

    Why do all those games have such positive reviews??

    • @angelusauri4529
      @angelusauri4529 8 лет назад +26

      Probably the creators so that peeps would check the reviews and download it.
      because they have no friends :|

    • @SchlubbyTomHanks
      @SchlubbyTomHanks 8 лет назад +36

      i always assumed it was bots.

    • @baconlover8634
      @baconlover8634 7 лет назад +3

      OhHoNo kids

    • @dontdriveat88
      @dontdriveat88 7 лет назад +6

      Probably bots that are employed to spam good reviews.

    • @kiwifruitjelly4545
      @kiwifruitjelly4545 5 лет назад +5

      The games is you talk about are very yes is quality! Why is you question quality?

  • @geencream
    @geencream 11 месяцев назад +14

    3:15 Foreshadowing
    P.S. CONGRATS!!!

  • @tyguy3813
    @tyguy3813 8 лет назад +66

    almost all of these games are made by zehehe xue

  • @oak3ns
    @oak3ns 7 месяцев назад +5

    i refuse to believe its been 9 years since this video came out

  • @unauthorized-thing
    @unauthorized-thing 8 лет назад +42

    "dora whim to open the train it!i do not know if she could do so in the train to the end of it? this relly is not an easy thing to do!" laughed so hard i almost broke my chair

  • @PattyTTV
    @PattyTTV 10 лет назад +75

    I DON'T HAVE DENTAL PROBLEMS STOP MAKING FUN OF ME WAAAAAAA

    • @UraniumPotato
      @UraniumPotato 10 лет назад

      weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/face-folding-no-nose-gifs-4.gif

    • @UnbreakableFury1
      @UnbreakableFury1 10 лет назад +1

      Fuck you and your dental problems

    • @zone7586
      @zone7586 10 лет назад +1

      Pats for Patrick *pats*

    • @GuyAPerson
      @GuyAPerson 10 лет назад +1

      Is this the Krusty Krab? Kappa

    • @person_guy3505
      @person_guy3505 10 лет назад

      UraniumPotato
      umm...........

  • @UltraPrimeHunter
    @UltraPrimeHunter 10 лет назад +70

    This is why i stick to my 3ds and vita...

    • @SuperDamnboy123
      @SuperDamnboy123 10 лет назад +1

      You do know there is some good games on iOS right?

    • @UltraPrimeHunter
      @UltraPrimeHunter 10 лет назад +22

      SuperDamnboy123 better games than what are available on the 3ds and vita? i doubt it...and no, im not into hearthstone...

    • @Lyubimov89
      @Lyubimov89 10 лет назад +3

      FTL man. FTL.

    • @zappandy
      @zappandy 10 лет назад +8

      Monument Valley, FTL, Superbrothers Sword and Sworcery EP, Rymdkapsel, Impossible Road and The Room games are all great games. Although, I wouldn't recommend anyone buying an iPad only for gaming, iOS devices do have some interesting titles that are as good as some 3DS and Vita games.

    • @Sayne7
      @Sayne7 10 лет назад

      ***** I highly recommend the Zenonia series (most have free full versions) and Chaos Rings (although expensive).

  • @yeahsureb
    @yeahsureb 8 месяцев назад +5

    Little did peebs know this video would become great practice for real fatherhood 8 years later 😂

  • @Jaxseven
    @Jaxseven 10 лет назад +15

    Baby Spaceman game review on App Store: it was okay - 1 star.
    Baby Spaceman game review on Steam: I got in a ship and crashed into planets, the baby cried. 10/10 - Thumbs up.

    • @vidblogger12
      @vidblogger12 10 лет назад

      *****
      I checked, it's not on there.
      Putt Putt saves the zoo is on there though, for 6.99.

    • @Jaxseven
      @Jaxseven 10 лет назад

      Just watch anything on Jim Sterling's channel, you'll see what kind of dreck is on Steam.

  • @niftyrobo
    @niftyrobo 10 лет назад +39

    The App Store. All quantity, no quality

    • @PomPomegrenade
      @PomPomegrenade 10 лет назад

      How ignorant.

    • @therainbowsonicbrony
      @therainbowsonicbrony 10 лет назад +6

      You think apples store is bad, on android you can download viruses right from the store

    • @tjhill0110
      @tjhill0110 10 лет назад +3

      rainbowsonicbrony At least on android you dont need to pay for crap like 'Help Baby A Bath'

    • @toddhoward8241
      @toddhoward8241 10 лет назад

      Like steams early access!

  • @ChristianTheChicken
    @ChristianTheChicken 10 лет назад +100

    And of course, Twilight Sparkle is number one... frikkin' tryhard....

    • @vakapont
      @vakapont 10 лет назад +4

      There's also this same goddamn b***y that I see on almost every top of the leaderboards on XBLA. Because the stupid idiot uses the bugs and glitches to his/her advantage. Believe me when I say this, in this one grand prix in SASRT on Xbox Live, my spot is in 70-60, but that was in a fair way.

    • @QueenFondue
      @QueenFondue 10 лет назад +29

      Since when does Twilight Sparkle ever fail?

    • @MoombaTroopa
      @MoombaTroopa 10 лет назад +1

      hystericaldominolego Lol. I see what you did there.

    • @GigaDarkness
      @GigaDarkness 10 лет назад +4

      hystericaldominolego Since 30 year old neckbeards started liking MLP.

    • @MoombaTroopa
      @MoombaTroopa 10 лет назад +11

      DarkGiga Actually I'm 20 years old and female and have a lot of friends that like MLP both men and women that are around my age.

  • @nitzua
    @nitzua 3 года назад +17

    How do you keep a straight face while reading those hilarious descriptions?!

  • @7ilovevictor7
    @7ilovevictor7 10 лет назад +6

    PBG, your videos ALWAYS have me in tears! You are so funny!! The voices you read these descriptions have me tipping my head back and laughing out loud here at work. You're a comedic genius!

  • @TheLostGamer
    @TheLostGamer 10 лет назад +31

    Lol, I can't wait for one of his friends to accidently look at PBGs AppStore history and be like WTF?

  • @explodingrat5409
    @explodingrat5409 9 лет назад +119

    HE HAS TERRARIA ON HIS WISH LIST FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MY LOVE FOR THAT GAME!!!

  • @PrincessShokora2002
    @PrincessShokora2002 9 месяцев назад +7

    3:15 this part aged very well

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 5 месяцев назад +1

      Pea Butter Man make baby it! I do not know will be able to take care of new while whim to make game video? This is not an easy thing to do!

  • @XxTheRealArceexX
    @XxTheRealArceexX 9 лет назад +19

    I wonder if he's seen the 'Anna C-section' game. It appeared in the trending searches in the app store one day. And, yes, it is Anna from Frozen.

    • @kerrymcnicholas4834
      @kerrymcnicholas4834 9 лет назад +2

      Frozen? Oh. That movie always has weird IOS games. There's childbirth, dentistry, etc.

    • @XxTheRealArceexX
      @XxTheRealArceexX 9 лет назад

      Kerry Mcnicholas
      I've found a dentistry for stuff like Winx Club, Santa,there's probably a dentistry game for everything.

    • @Zygarbodor
      @Zygarbodor 9 лет назад +2

      Why are there so many dentistry, surgery, injury, and childbirth games on the app store?

    • @kerrymcnicholas4834
      @kerrymcnicholas4834 9 лет назад +1

      People like them well the dentist games the others suck

    • @mossybandit
      @mossybandit 8 лет назад

      +Nicholas Kaczmarek so kids can learn about stuff they should learn about when they're older.

  • @liammcclish4291
    @liammcclish4291 9 лет назад +7

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Spongebob Squarepants and Silent Hill. The story should use an international manhunt as a plot device!

  • @TheMaplestrip
    @TheMaplestrip 10 лет назад +5

    I love your music choices. The Sims, Final Fantasy, Maplestory, it is all just really fitting, I love to recognize them and it's all good music :3

  • @loneshewolf74
    @loneshewolf74 8 лет назад +7

    When I first got my tablet I actually played a few of these awful games before finding some decent ones. If Baby Stomach "Surgery" is rated 17+ for "frequent/intense/ medical/treatment information", imagine what the more realistic medical games I've played that involved *actual surgery*, like removing bulging infected tonsils with blood, must be like!

  • @CraigAA1028
    @CraigAA1028 10 лет назад +82

    This video funny and get games iPad on the fun times!

    • @NatetheNerdy
      @NatetheNerdy 10 лет назад

      ***** *Dat *tho.

    • @CraigAA1028
      @CraigAA1028 10 лет назад +2

      ***** That's the joooooke.

    • @00STGI
      @00STGI 10 лет назад +4

      Craig for president

    • @ChristianTheChicken
      @ChristianTheChicken 10 лет назад

      Ian George "forPr esiden T craaiG"

    • @kakashi0909
      @kakashi0909 10 лет назад +1

      wha?????? im filipino and i wont even go there. those chinese dorks cant even hold a legit conversation huh.

  • @T_Bot1
    @T_Bot1 10 лет назад +76

    "1/5 its okay"~PBG

    • @SentientGravy
      @SentientGravy 10 лет назад +9

      it sucked 5/5
      -puppylover86

    • @T_Bot1
      @T_Bot1 10 лет назад

      SentientGravy 2/10 bad game~GameSpot

    • @Lapordasify
      @Lapordasify 10 лет назад +10

      10/10 like skyrim-ign

    • @Nekibata
      @Nekibata 10 лет назад +4

      Lapordas Lapordas
      It is like skyrim with guns

    • @SentientGravy
      @SentientGravy 10 лет назад +2

      skyrim baby spaceman mod

  • @Sleep-is-overrated
    @Sleep-is-overrated 8 лет назад +50

    Soo...anyone remember the video game crash of 1983? Well, if you don't, it was caused by the over saturation of horrible games in the video game market, major companies like Atari went out of business because of it. I predict that eventually there's going to be a video game crash on the App Store unless Apple gets its act together.

  • @atalentlessidiot7872
    @atalentlessidiot7872 8 лет назад +105

    Tbh, the descriptions of these games have grammar as good as 90% of youtube comments. Really, most of your comments are barley english.

    • @atalentlessidiot7872
      @atalentlessidiot7872 8 лет назад +5

      Wait. I mean 60% of youtube comments.

    • @NovaSpadey
      @NovaSpadey 8 лет назад

      1223333nbahal Lol

    • @yoshifan0312
      @yoshifan0312 8 лет назад +3

      1223333nbahal Seeing most of them are made by someone with a foreign name, they must be translation errors.

    • @lemonzing234
      @lemonzing234 8 лет назад +11

      Did you intentionally spell "Barely" wrong?

    • @atalentlessidiot7872
      @atalentlessidiot7872 7 лет назад +3

      Ben Ramsey Yes.

  • @KoopaKart
    @KoopaKart 10 лет назад +7

    Am I the only one that went to Baby Spaceman to see PBG's review? I left one for it too haha

  • @therogueshadow7516
    @therogueshadow7516 10 лет назад +10

    So you're telling me that a dentist game is rated +17, but a bomb dropping game is +4.
    America.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 5 месяцев назад

      Which reveals the plot twist: it's not 17+ because it's disturbing, but because you need to be that old to afford the health care on your own

  • @bufnita101doesminecraft8
    @bufnita101doesminecraft8 9 лет назад +39

    "Barbie Baby Face Injury
    baby's face is injury ,help he"
    PeanutButterGamer-2014

  • @aarongritsch8394
    @aarongritsch8394 8 лет назад +11

    There was something very disturbing about all those baby games...

  • @valeana6076
    @valeana6076 10 лет назад +23

    It's an awesome feeling when I first click on a new PBG video.

    • @Jawjawjaw3
      @Jawjawjaw3 10 лет назад

      Ooooohhhhyyyyeeeeeeessssss

  • @tsunderejesus475
    @tsunderejesus475 9 лет назад +62

    God what is wrong with the grammar in these descriptions?

    • @99ZondaS
      @99ZondaS 9 лет назад +4

      Grammer is bad! Fix the spellcheck get grades a+ English

    • @toasterdavie637
      @toasterdavie637 9 лет назад +6

      Grim raper is bed! Help baby make good! Not an easy is thing to and is it? Hell baby!

    • @lemillionloser526
      @lemillionloser526 9 лет назад +1

      XD Tsundere Jesus. "I-It's not like I wanted to die for your sins, b-baka!"

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 9 лет назад +4

      Nate Klein Your sentence was too legible.
      Try something more like: "to play baby winnie wooh. much a spaceman, let help her fly for fly"

    • @alecksjaymesstan3478
      @alecksjaymesstan3478 9 лет назад +4

      Tsundere Jesus Baby is very bad at his grammar it! Help she figure it out it!

  • @Hi_My_Names_Ryan
    @Hi_My_Names_Ryan 9 лет назад +74

    All of these games were made from foreigners who probably used google translate

    • @nickkiller-0710
      @nickkiller-0710 9 лет назад +8

      Actually no, I'm Brazilian and the description is crazy in Portuguese too, the "developers" were probably high when they wrote them.

    • @nickkiller-0710
      @nickkiller-0710 8 лет назад +2

      Definitely

    • @tijgo6
      @tijgo6 8 лет назад +7

      +Nickkiller the Khajiit +Nickkiller the Khajiit Look at the names. They were not originally in Portugese, because I don't think Huan Tang, Lang Bing and zhenhe zue are common Portugese names.

    • @jonathankreitler5045
      @jonathankreitler5045 7 лет назад

      Ryan Luster I am a foreigner and English is weird sometimes

    • @hickorymccay2994
      @hickorymccay2994 5 лет назад

      I like this observation

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio 2 года назад +8

    FINALLY. I've been looking for the "Get in a jail now" clip forever! Any chance you could post that as a short?

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 8 месяцев назад

      No, that was clearly a trick question, and if you said "yes" then you go and get in a jail now.

  • @ChristianVazquez12
    @ChristianVazquez12 9 лет назад +37

    can PBG difficult play this games? Help he do it like by.

  • @PerryMason123
    @PerryMason123 10 лет назад +10

    Is it me or is there a weird coincidence that all of these games seem to come out of China, given the seller names?

  • @scapegoat2660
    @scapegoat2660 8 лет назад +54

    "Baby make spaceman" ok baby, we're did the man touch you?

    • @rjgamemaster2011
      @rjgamemaster2011 8 лет назад +5

      +Gnome Child *where* :P

    • @gugisgug
      @gugisgug 7 лет назад +2

      Gnome Child 😆😆😆

    • @RatBoy0
      @RatBoy0 6 лет назад

      Oh God that's inaproprite

  • @hwebsite4720
    @hwebsite4720 7 лет назад +16

    6:45 Patrick has some trouble with her teeth few days...her? HER???

    • @n.j.oproductions5790
      @n.j.oproductions5790 4 года назад +1

      Well there was that one episode of Spongebob with Patrick dressing up as a women

    • @SnowyDaVulpix
      @SnowyDaVulpix 4 года назад +2

      @@n.j.oproductions5790 But that was Patricia

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 года назад

      The bootleg App Store wouldn’t last a day on Twitter

  • @aal3596
    @aal3596 10 лет назад +28

    I don't know if you've ever heard of The World Ends With You by Square Enix, but it's a pretty cool game and they have an IOS port for it. The only downside is that it's pretty expensive and actually takes up 4 gigs of data instead 2 like it says in the description. But it's actually a great game.

    • @Berklee1300
      @Berklee1300 10 лет назад +1

      Square Enix has a bunch of their game for IOS Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VI, Secret of Mana ect.

    • @LettyWhiterock
      @LettyWhiterock 10 лет назад +6

      Berklee1300 They're all fairly shit ports, but they're there.

    • @TheCuboneSwordsman
      @TheCuboneSwordsman 10 лет назад +1

      Spike Spiegel ds version look complicated as shit to control by yourself tho...watched my friends play it on emulator and they both had to play

    • @aquire1
      @aquire1 10 лет назад

      just beat the ds version yesterday. Would recommend.

  • @22Pandamonium22
    @22Pandamonium22 9 лет назад +46

    my sister plays that annoying little brat game baby hazel..."shivers"

    • @thejacobshow9405
      @thejacobshow9405 9 лет назад +12

      I very fell for sorry you. Sister may play game but dad must destroy the baby!

    • @22Pandamonium22
      @22Pandamonium22 9 лет назад +1

      what does that even mean?

    • @SunKiJaykeHeeSungWon
      @SunKiJaykeHeeSungWon 9 лет назад +6

      Tristen Julian thats the point xD. Many of the game descriptions don't make sense, so he isn't making sense either on purpose. xD

    • @Quazap
      @Quazap 9 лет назад

      +Xx †Leah† xX Anime wendy?

    • @SunKiJaykeHeeSungWon
      @SunKiJaykeHeeSungWon 9 лет назад

      Mad Scientist​ Heck Yeah!

  • @Illoosion
    @Illoosion 10 лет назад +5

    At 7:50 he took a clip from the original North America Legend of Zelda commercial :P
    “Whoah, nice graphics!”

  • @radioactiveraptor1011
    @radioactiveraptor1011 9 месяцев назад +1

    PBG has permanently influenced my sense of humor man, this is still insanely funny to this day.

  • @XEndlessSteelX
    @XEndlessSteelX 10 лет назад +24

    I thought he does a comment like:
    "Baby starman bad was i play again not will."
    Also... that image of the ad at 10:05 is friggin creepy O.o

    • @eyes6907
      @eyes6907 10 лет назад +1

      Angel The hedgehog ikr i thought i was teh only 1 that thought that .O.

    • @eyes6907
      @eyes6907 10 лет назад

      yesh....

    • @eyes6907
      @eyes6907 10 лет назад

      i dont watch that show so i dont know what ur talking about just put a photo of it in ur next comment

    • @eyes6907
      @eyes6907 10 лет назад

      ok google whatever that is then find it on images and drag teh picture in teh comment box

    • @eyes6907
      @eyes6907 10 лет назад

      now....SEND IT

  • @eylonkapel776
    @eylonkapel776 10 лет назад +32

    6:48 patrick has some problems with HER teeth
    a sentence later:
    can you help HIM to get...
    is patrick a biesexual

    • @johnynukem
      @johnynukem 10 лет назад +18

      no , he is hermaphrodite

    • @BrianZhangOfficial
      @BrianZhangOfficial 10 лет назад +4

      Not sure about other Asian languages, but the Chinese language doesn't really have gender-specific pronouns. That's why Chinese often mix up gender-specific pronouns in English.

    • @meowmeow-di2qo
      @meowmeow-di2qo 10 лет назад +2

      Brian Zhang
      The more you know.

    • @leo50perez
      @leo50perez 10 лет назад +9

      that is not what bisexual means

    • @IxionForte
      @IxionForte 10 лет назад

      leo50perez Yes it is. Words have multiple meanings in the English language. Bisexual can mean a person who is attracted to both men and women and it can also mean a person with both male and female reproductive organs. Bi means two.

  • @JDude151
    @JDude151 10 лет назад +5

    Literally 10 seconds ago I was wondering if PBG had released anything new lately.
    I have the best luck.

    • @regularrandomperson7108
      @regularrandomperson7108 10 лет назад +3

      Okay, now hope No man's Sky and The Legend of Zelda Wii U. to be released TODAY!!!!!

  • @TotallyLisaCartoons
    @TotallyLisaCartoons 8 лет назад +41

    4:56
    Apple needs to sort out their ratings. XD

    • @hectorolivas7122
      @hectorolivas7122 8 лет назад +1

      you mean theyre everything

    • @DomTheSub24
      @DomTheSub24 8 лет назад

      +Hector Olivas *their

    • @hectorolivas7122
      @hectorolivas7122 8 лет назад

      Mimi Misaki yah

    • @indigo2246
      @indigo2246 8 лет назад

      yes even roblox in apple

    • @nigelkarpsplashberry1843
      @nigelkarpsplashberry1843 8 лет назад

      Ezekiel Williams actually the rating (if it's mature) is quite fitting, Because yeah let's just say the ODers are on a whole other level now...
      (°_°٥)

  • @InazumaDash
    @InazumaDash 10 лет назад +6

    The future of gaming people, well according to some. Me, I hope not. A quality check sounds good.

  • @Blacknight8850
    @Blacknight8850 10 лет назад +9

    I like how the woman from Long Haired Girl got an equally long, luxurious ginger neckbeard to go with the titular long hair.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 5 месяцев назад

      She is so gender

  • @williamwhitby6164
    @williamwhitby6164 8 лет назад +7

    Did anyone else notice that half of these games are made by the same companies/persons?

  • @wobblebubbeeakasham8118
    @wobblebubbeeakasham8118 3 года назад +4

    I want peanut butter gamer explore this topic again because this video and mobile games 2 are really entertaining.

  • @Fokoski001
    @Fokoski001 9 лет назад +28

    Nostalgia has got me when a maplestory music at 6:06 came up

  • @nerdbot4446
    @nerdbot4446 10 лет назад +13

    I don´t like going to the dentist :-(

  • @solierafromtheultrareconsquad
    @solierafromtheultrareconsquad 9 лет назад +7

    I've played Pet Waterpark. It's not that good. If you wanna beat the game, you gotta pay, like, 5 bucks.

  • @Josh-qh8ec
    @Josh-qh8ec 6 лет назад +4

    Nice Totoro wallpaper, PBG. You have good taste.

  • @Josobro
    @Josobro 10 лет назад +59

    Video funny many likes many plays get games I after watch

    • @drchurizurd
      @drchurizurd 10 лет назад +6

      What is english

    • @wtfpolice
      @wtfpolice 10 лет назад +22

      Naddish I think the joke went over your head.

    • @potato673
      @potato673 10 лет назад +20

      Honestly I think you're English is still better than the descriptions of those games.

    • @TheNomad94
      @TheNomad94 10 лет назад +1

      Abe TheMudokon *your

    • @potato673
      @potato673 10 лет назад +3

      YouNoobxD94 You caught me out man, I made a simple typo. I'll go whip myself now and pray to the almighty for forgiveness.

  • @GreyDuovis
    @GreyDuovis 10 лет назад +35

    Description are funny, Pea Nut Games and fun iPad can he. Oh he can now withstand all the?

    • @BronzeBeast57
      @BronzeBeast57 10 лет назад +4

      Agree do me. Engrish fun is broken

  • @acetalkssports5849
    @acetalkssports5849 5 лет назад +171

    That’s who projared cheated with

  • @CoopsieDaisies
    @CoopsieDaisies 5 месяцев назад +4

    "I think I'd rather take care of a real-life baby than play this game again, and I think that's saying a lot." - You, almost a decade ago
    So? Is raising a kid more fun than the hit game Baby Stomach Surgery?

  • @The-Game-Merchant
    @The-Game-Merchant 10 лет назад +25

    I don't know what has worse quality control, the Creepypasta wiki or the Apple app store.

    • @The-Game-Merchant
      @The-Game-Merchant 10 лет назад +2

      *****
      Ahh yes. The great Creepypasta war. But putting the shitty stories aside there are still a lot of stories that may not be bad, but are just plain boring.

    • @Ryancamron3342
      @Ryancamron3342 10 лет назад +1

      Steam

    • @Darkblastdragon
      @Darkblastdragon 10 лет назад

      Trick question. The answer is China.

    • @The-Game-Merchant
      @The-Game-Merchant 10 лет назад

      Lorik D
      Which product of China? Bootleg video games? Or bad kung-fu movies?

    • @Fuzunga
      @Fuzunga 10 лет назад

      The correct answer is the Xbox Live Indie Games section on Xbox 360.

  • @sneet8586
    @sneet8586 7 лет назад +7

    Totoro desktop???
    Dear god...you're the best

  • @JRS06
    @JRS06 Год назад +3

    Why are mobile game developers and RUclips kids animators completely incapable of creating a baby that doesn't look horrifying and demonic?
    Seriously, they always make the heads and body enormous and give them absolutely nightmarish faces.

  • @PhobosCapgras13
    @PhobosCapgras13 5 лет назад +5

    Coming back to this and hearing the Projared joke after the drama has broken me

    • @tazgirl_
      @tazgirl_ 5 лет назад +1

      Alex Stigmata I was looking through the recent comments to find one that said this

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 5 лет назад

      Oof, bet it hurts more now.