What Men Really Want In A Relationship. Chris Martin

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • What men really want in a relationship according to Chris Martin is to be held and feel safe too. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Chris Martin talks about his pro marriage stance and what he really wants in a relationship. Whether you're someone who just wants to be spooned by The Rock, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Chris Martin is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Комментарии • 105

  • @cedarpoplar
    @cedarpoplar 7 месяцев назад +43

    "I am married" n I love being married, cause you always get 'honest feedback'.. 👍

  • @carolwilliams8281
    @carolwilliams8281 7 месяцев назад +35

    I'd like to see more of his comedy. He's hilarious.

    • @chrismcomedy
      @chrismcomedy 5 месяцев назад +1

      Please do! I have more stuff on my channel!

  • @trishgage9288
    @trishgage9288 7 месяцев назад +37

    Twin "peeks"! Omg!! I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while! My cheeks hurt! If I were in the audience, I would've been counted as part of those sitting to his right. Loved it!!!😂❤😂

  • @russellfamilyfunnyfarm
    @russellfamilyfunnyfarm 7 месяцев назад +73

    My husband has been known to hide behind a door for up to 2-3 hours waiting to jump out and scare me. I've been dealing with it for 20 years now...😂❤

    • @MZRTMusic254
      @MZRTMusic254 7 месяцев назад +1

      The commitment Mrs. Russell. It's the commitment 😂

    • @swellactually
      @swellactually 6 месяцев назад +3

      Do you by any chance happen to have a life insurance policy 🕵‍♂️👀📝

    • @mauricemorning
      @mauricemorning 4 месяца назад

      I find this hard to believe. I love to surprise and scare my girl but I get uncomfortable after about 2 minutes. 2-3 hours is a wide range and sounds made up. It's either about 2 hours (which is astounding) or about 3 hours (which is insane). Please don't exaggerate to this degree and if you swear this is no exagerration then you must check him into a mental facility ASAP.

    • @mauricemorning
      @mauricemorning 4 месяца назад

      Your choice of words are quite revealing. You could say up to 2 hours or up to 3 hours but you cannot say up to 2 to 3 hours. It makes no sense.

  • @mckenziepyatt8203
    @mckenziepyatt8203 7 месяцев назад +25

    He is officially one of my new favorite comedians? 😂 That was the best

  • @FullMoonHowl
    @FullMoonHowl 7 месяцев назад +16

    This guy is brilliant. I'mma need the full special, please and thank you. 😂

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 7 месяцев назад +31

    OMG, so much fun. This guy is crazy. I loved it...

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember 7 месяцев назад +41

    teaspoon, tablespoon, ladel, and I will never look at lizards the same way again 😅

    • @chrismcomedy
      @chrismcomedy 5 месяцев назад

      apologies for ruining lizards for you

  • @MrsABC7997
    @MrsABC7997 7 месяцев назад +41

    We have a "no scare" rule in my house. I have a heart condition & jump scares can put my heart out of rhythm. However, this was hilarious 😂😂😂 My husband & son still do it to each other!😊

    • @Five0Five
      @Five0Five 7 месяцев назад +4

      My husband needs a 🔔 attached to him. He sneaks up on me like a cat and I tense my back up. I keep telling him to stop doing it but nope. My back is hurting so much. Smh

    • @MrsABC7997
      @MrsABC7997 7 месяцев назад

      @@edithdlp8045 thank you 😊

    • @darleneosborn2843
      @darleneosborn2843 7 месяцев назад +3

      Scaring one you love is cruel.

    • @swellactually
      @swellactually 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@darleneosborn2843It can be in good fun so long as everyone is on the same page about it! As always, consent is key.

    • @chrismcomedy
      @chrismcomedy 5 месяцев назад

      Please be careful!

  • @cu4wur6023
    @cu4wur6023 7 месяцев назад +6

    I’ve found a new comedian! Love his sense of humour 🎭🎟️👏🏻🇬🇧

  • @marytromp3440
    @marytromp3440 7 месяцев назад +20

    I like this guy! He's hilarious!!

  • @elliebellie7816
    @elliebellie7816 7 месяцев назад +7

    I love the boxers cuddling so true.

    • @mauricemorning
      @mauricemorning 4 месяца назад

      It's like they're saying "I love you man-please don't FMU just yet", or, "can't we all just get along?" Both are nearly exhausted it's one of the best aspects of professional boxing which he turned into comic gold

  • @kellycasperhanson4426
    @kellycasperhanson4426 7 месяцев назад +56

    👌 This guy is the real deal. He's got that natural comedic "zing" that people can't fake.
    He's definitely got zing!

  • @Grafted_into_the_vine
    @Grafted_into_the_vine 7 месяцев назад +6

    Apparently, my normal mode is stealth. Can't tell you how many times I've just walked into a room normally and scared my wife half to death because she was turned away from the door and only knew I was there when I spoke. Never even thought about doing it deliberately as "bonding" exercise...

  • @maricelaperez9273
    @maricelaperez9273 7 месяцев назад +14

    Yes! Chris Martin!!! I want The Rock to be my ladle as well!

  • @silversurfer8818
    @silversurfer8818 7 месяцев назад +23

    If there was a laugh-o-meter, he would would have won the all time dry bar comedy award!

  • @lauriepeters5936
    @lauriepeters5936 7 месяцев назад +6

    Oh my gosh! He is so funny! I also love his accent! But truly, I hope to see a lot more of him! Great set!😂

  • @user-uh5tb9er4o
    @user-uh5tb9er4o 7 месяцев назад +9

    funniest comedian ive seen in a long while!! fresh

  • @Avathor73
    @Avathor73 7 месяцев назад +4

    I laughed so hard i barely managed to hit the like button! 😂😂😂👌
    This guy has IT! So he should definately continue his style, and make more. I would love to see a comedy special with this guy! 🙏👍

  • @lianereading6707
    @lianereading6707 7 месяцев назад +13

    Omg this guy was hilarious.😂😂😂

  • @SergeCruso
    @SergeCruso 7 месяцев назад +2

    I laughed harder than I was expecting at the last joke! I can't even imagine her fear!!! Great set!

  • @sandidandy72
    @sandidandy72 7 месяцев назад +8

    For the record, I am taking this as literally advice for my husband so I hope it turns out as hilariously as your standup did!😂

  • @PammieGonzalez
    @PammieGonzalez 7 месяцев назад +4

    😂this guy is cheeky. Love it...spooned by The Rock!

    • @DayumSonny
      @DayumSonny 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ladled... Hahaha!

  • @beckykay9178
    @beckykay9178 7 месяцев назад +4

    I can relate to EVERY. SINGLE. WORD he said about scaring. He and I are the same person! 😂

  • @FirehorseG
    @FirehorseG 6 месяцев назад +2

    He's very funny. 😂 Love him.

  • @john2g1
    @john2g1 7 месяцев назад +17

    I feel weird being the first human leaving a comment so...
    Good set mate!
    For everyone else, don't scroll down.

  • @carolynnaumann2306
    @carolynnaumann2306 7 месяцев назад +3

    Omg, this man’s really funny & spot on !!

  • @Yamoshi0
    @Yamoshi0 7 месяцев назад +5

    Very hilarious 😂🤣.

  • @pavolhorvath7850
    @pavolhorvath7850 7 месяцев назад +8

    At first I thought he was gonna sing Coldplay songs...

  • @JaneanEnglesby
    @JaneanEnglesby 7 месяцев назад +3

    Pinball flipper lines😂

  • @masterchinese28
    @masterchinese28 7 месяцев назад +9

    Brit named Chris Martin... but not the lead singer for Cold Play!
    Still a funny set.

    • @christopherhuang9501
      @christopherhuang9501 6 месяцев назад +1

      I found this video when RUclips gave it as a result in a search for "Viva La Vida".

    • @masterchinese28
      @masterchinese28 6 месяцев назад

      @@christopherhuang9501 Ha!

  • @ChristianSokol.
    @ChristianSokol. 7 месяцев назад +3

    Ah man I need more!
    Great set so far!

  • @sukiwatson
    @sukiwatson 7 месяцев назад +12

    Very funny

  • @m.w.njoroge7438
    @m.w.njoroge7438 2 месяца назад +1

    This guy is exactly my type of man...and comedian!🥰😋😂😂😂

  • @Poopythecow
    @Poopythecow 7 месяцев назад +4

    Killer job

  • @CharlotteG754
    @CharlotteG754 6 месяцев назад +2

    I laughed so hard I cried …. 😂🤣😂🤣
    I also absolutely hate being spooked or scared and would get violent instinctively lol 😂 everyone knows I’m not fond of surprises. My ex was dumb enough to try to surprise me and instead of a happy reaction I had anxiety attach and cried.

  • @georgieeve2026
    @georgieeve2026 7 месяцев назад +2

    Lol so true with new relationships 😅 My ex was changing his shirt in his wardrobe and I snuck up and lightly pecked his side. Everything went black for a sec cos he backhanded me half way across the bedroom lol. He was apologetic but I never did it again lol.

  • @julianokleby1448
    @julianokleby1448 7 месяцев назад +1

    Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!

  • @1LineAtATime
    @1LineAtATime 7 месяцев назад +3

    😂 this was great! The scaring bit, when he has kids this bit will be even 😂😂! My husband and kids have scaring contest like they work for Monsters Inc or something🤭!

  • @elizabethsummermeado
    @elizabethsummermeado 4 месяца назад +1

    My sides hurt 😂😂😂

  • @patmaurer8541
    @patmaurer8541 4 месяца назад +1

    Some people react defensively on reflex. Hiding on the porch may get you punched in the face with keys; especially if I'm coming home from a self-defense workshop. 😊

  • @chrismcomedy
    @chrismcomedy 5 месяцев назад +1

    I also thought I was going to be the guy in Coldplay

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 7 месяцев назад +2

    Hysterical! ❤️😂

  • @alex16cole
    @alex16cole 7 месяцев назад +1

    😮this guy is genius

  • @milanvrolijks
    @milanvrolijks 3 месяца назад +1

    Bring him back 😂

  • @markinator8826
    @markinator8826 5 месяцев назад +1

    So funny!!

  • @_JanetLouise
    @_JanetLouise 7 месяцев назад +7

    LOL

  • @ToWhom
    @ToWhom 7 месяцев назад +6

    Lizard lizard round the world Hannibal lector is going to be stuck in my head forever now. Thanks

  • @necoragha65
    @necoragha65 7 месяцев назад +1

    Really funny!

  • @m.w.njoroge7438
    @m.w.njoroge7438 2 месяца назад +1

    Re: Kissing: Lizard, lizard, lizard, round the world, some Hannibal Lector...😋😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jessicablank6470
    @jessicablank6470 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hilarious!!

  • @frankorfranky3094
    @frankorfranky3094 7 месяцев назад +2

    That was nice Clairece. Lizzard to lickter.

  • @mbyrd6713
    @mbyrd6713 7 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 he’s funny

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 7 месяцев назад +5

    LMAO!

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P 7 месяцев назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh sooooo hilarious

  • @sahhull
    @sahhull 7 месяцев назад +5

    Im well above average then.
    Im a Brit and 6'4

  • @batya7
    @batya7 7 месяцев назад +2

    Oh yeah!
    Boo!

  • @Daniel-fg2pe
    @Daniel-fg2pe 7 месяцев назад +5

    😂😂😂

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban15 7 месяцев назад

    Skipped the soup spoon, went straight to the ladle. Interesting.

  • @anyasviews8415
    @anyasviews8415 5 месяцев назад

    Halloween week, I had a chiropractor appointment. Sitting waiting I decided to wait behind the door.
    But first I wrapped myself up in the long white paper from the treatment table… mummy! It was grand!

  • @manilkasheran2934
    @manilkasheran2934 7 месяцев назад

    He's Chris Martin and British lol!

  • @bluezy710
    @bluezy710 7 месяцев назад

    Did anyone notice they edited out the audio of something he said?

  • @andreaeisenberg8851
    @andreaeisenberg8851 5 месяцев назад

    I love scaring my husband too! Many years ago I stood against the wall on the 2nd step of the stairway. As he turned the corner to come up the stairs, I did my jump scare and stabbed him in the eye with my fingernail. Not so funny now, is it? Yea, he had to cancel meetings the next day, and go to the ER to have this tiny bit of torn flesh removed from the eye. Anyway, married almost 40 years and we still laugh about that. (He was fine and of course I felt horrible. Still do the scares though.)

  • @johnanthonycafe2993
    @johnanthonycafe2993 7 месяцев назад

    The reserved English delivery kept the audiences interest compared to a US comedian where assumptions are immediately made.

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 7 месяцев назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lioness3963
    @lioness3963 7 месяцев назад +1

    🦎 🦎 🦎 🌎🌎 🔪

  • @lowlightevangelist9431
    @lowlightevangelist9431 7 месяцев назад

    Write her name with your tongue, when kissing the woman you love.

  • @jonfault5573
    @jonfault5573 7 месяцев назад

    Duuuude.......no

  • @rg1whiteywins598
    @rg1whiteywins598 7 месяцев назад

    Actually you look shorter when you have a slim straight build.

  • @SensSword
    @SensSword 15 дней назад

    Dude needs to take zinc, D3, and fish oil. Then push ups, running, and squats. Did that for a month and went from infertile to having a kid due in a couple months. Let your body do what it was designed to do.

  • @nicolehubbard3536
    @nicolehubbard3536 7 месяцев назад +2

    Lol he's a whacko!

  • @gabriellalaplace
    @gabriellalaplace 7 месяцев назад

    I thought it was because you were skinny also.

  • @Ethan7s
    @Ethan7s 7 месяцев назад

    He’s trying very hard to tell his wife for a long time, but she’s not listening.

  • @Rainyrachreads
    @Rainyrachreads 7 месяцев назад +3

    Love this guy’s energy!

  • @iwanttobelieve5970
    @iwanttobelieve5970 7 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • @JustMe-lj6zn
    @JustMe-lj6zn 4 месяца назад

    He is amazing and so real!!!

  • @Omnipresenc
    @Omnipresenc 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Omnipresenc
    @Omnipresenc 4 месяца назад

    He's hilarious