Christopher Columbus: Mad Lad of the Sea - Part 1 | Discovering America | Polandball History

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  • @CallMeEzekiel
    @CallMeEzekiel  3 года назад +188

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  • @coltpiecemaker
    @coltpiecemaker 3 года назад +494

    To be fair to Columbus, no one really knew just how big Asia actually was. I mean, like Ezekiel said, Japan was practically a myth. So, with this in mind, sailing around the world to get to Asia wasn't THAT crazy...

    • @yerma6847
      @yerma6847 3 года назад +8

      No it wasn't the Portuguese had trading ports in Japan yah clown 🤣 along with the Dutch and French and English

    • @ryansheardown829
      @ryansheardown829 3 года назад +76

      @@yerma6847 obviously Columbus should have just time travelled a century or so forward to when Europeans began trading directly with Japan, what was he thinking

    • @beepbop6542
      @beepbop6542 3 года назад +14

      ​@@yerma6847 Portugal might have had one, those other countries 100 percent didn't, not when he set sail.

    • @rafaelglopezroman1110
      @rafaelglopezroman1110 3 года назад +38

      @@yerma6847 hey clown the Portuguese only reached Japan in 1543, literally 100 years after Columbus reached the new world. So no, nobody knew about the Japanese. Hell they didn't even reached India yet until 1500. The Portuguese circumnavigated Africa, in 1488, by that point the Caribbean was colonized and the Spanish were aware that this was a new continent.

    • @potatosalad9085
      @potatosalad9085 3 года назад +1

      @@yerma6847 they didn't at the time, they had only started on exploring the coasts of africa dumbass

  • @nathanseper8738
    @nathanseper8738 3 года назад +478

    I like how you debunk that Columbus didn't prove the Earth was round, and that he sailed across the Atlantic because he didn't do the math.

    • @Blazo_Djurovic
      @Blazo_Djurovic 3 года назад +59

      Basically he was the guy who was UTTERLY WRONG about what he claimed he knew better than the smartest people of the time, yet was INCREDIBLY LUCKY that there was a fucking continent where he was going and not wast strech of Pacific Ocean.

    • @vladstefan5216
      @vladstefan5216 3 года назад +9

      Well, it wasn't debunked. All that this video showed was that the other guys had a misconception about the size of Asia and the existance of Japan, not about the roundness of the Earth (at least not to a considerable factor). It is barely relevant since Columbus also had nothing to do with proving them wrong since he never reached those places.
      Columbus still didn't prove the Earth round (it was still widely known and accepted) and his math was still wrong, as he wouldn't have ever reached Asia and would have died in the middle of the ocean if the Americas weren't luckly there.

    • @CallMeEzekiel
      @CallMeEzekiel  3 года назад +135

      Columbus' entire expedition was predicated on the idea that the Earth was round. Even with his incorrect estimates of the size of the earth, Columbus and his crew were not at any unusual risk of death. Even if America was not there, they had enough supplies to last them a year which would have gotten them safety to Asia. However, the far more likely outcome would have been the crew demanding that Columbus turn around long before getting there. That, by the way, is why Columbus gave his crew fake distances. He wanted to travel for as long as possible without spooking them. In fact, even with the fake distances, the crew was quite antsy and would have demanded to turn around if they didn't find land when they did.

    • @vladstefan5216
      @vladstefan5216 3 года назад +8

      @@CallMeEzekiel
      I would like to see the source on the claims of Columbus having a year worth of supplies and deliberately duping his crew.
      However, it is just out of curiosity, as I find it fairly plausible. But even with that, there are still other major problems. Even if they had 1 year worth of supplies, it wouldn't have meant it would last them 1 year. Spoilage was one of the biggest factors to take in consideration when leading up a ship, and sailing for longer than 2 months would imply a high likelyhood of much of the supplies getting damp, leaking, spoiling and being contaminated on the sea, even with wax sealing methods. While I had a hard time finding concrete sources on any of the claims, including those of how many supplies he had, it was often mentioned that one of the main complaints of the crew was that food was starting to run low. They weren't starving yet, but considering the voyage ahead that would at an unreasonable best be another 3 months on the best routes of the pacific, I don't see how an expedition running into problems with their food after just 1 month of travels would be well suited to make a trip at best 4 times as long to reach Asia.
      And doing some math (I am in no way an expert). Having *just* enough clean water to last the crew a full year would have entierly filled either Nina's or Pinta's cargo capacity, considering the fact that water is always the most crucial of the supplies over food and the first to run out. That is without counting the solid food, armaments, repairs supplies and such. Perhaps it is likely that they could fill everything for a full year aboard the 3 ships, but that would have been a dangerous amount of weight that is an actual risk on long voyages across dangerous deep water like those of the Pacific.

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 3 года назад +14

      @@CallMeEzekiel Well yeah: being stuck in the middle of a vast ocean without any land to settle would be nerve-racking, even with endless resources.

  • @mihaicipriandragos5459
    @mihaicipriandragos5459 3 года назад +231

    I like how the basques just ditched the rest of the spaniards

  • @jackfish3792
    @jackfish3792 3 года назад +452

    Sorry guys, the Czechs all died. The russians got them, we have to move on.
    there was never a edit

    • @ddarkon1223
      @ddarkon1223 3 года назад +13

      damn they did good tho

    • @jackfish3792
      @jackfish3792 3 года назад +31

      can we get a f in the chat for the czechs

    • @emperorofwends8875
      @emperorofwends8875 3 года назад +8

      @@jackfish3792 F

    • @cashs0844
      @cashs0844 3 года назад +4

      what I thought there would be a part 2

    • @janvancura8412
      @janvancura8412 3 года назад +3

      Well they kinda manged to escape

  • @CheQuinnvaraRules
    @CheQuinnvaraRules 3 года назад +371

    As an Italian, I can confirm that most of our national heroes are mad lads, just look at Caesar, Columbus and Garibaldi.
    We practically live by "Refuge in Audacity." and "Crazy enough to work."

    • @CheQuinnvaraRules
      @CheQuinnvaraRules 3 года назад +30

      @THE INVISIBLE WARRIOR As well as wine, lots and lots of wine.

    • @sosig6445
      @sosig6445 3 года назад +19

      @@CheQuinnvaraRules
      I cannot help but picture ceasar completely shitfaced on roman wine being told by his legates how deep of political and legal trouble he is and he just goes
      FUCK IT: ALEA ACTA ES!
      Then the legion follows his order to break roman law and make him dictator out of shill respect for a madlad that conquered Ghaul by basicly outbullshitting Vercingetorix...

    • @rezzoc91
      @rezzoc91 3 года назад +3

      I don't wanna be pedantic but Genoese doesn't mean Italian tbh. He didn't even speak it as a language. Genoese and Spanish ftw

    • @Phily3bats
      @Phily3bats 3 года назад +9

      @@rezzoc91 well Genova is in italy and has always been considered italian.
      About the language it's pretty obvious, even in lombardy where i come from or in Piemonte or in Veneto or in the entire south no one spoke italian but their regional dialect.
      And i don't mean no one spoke italian in the 16th century, i mean no one spoke italian even 150 years ago or less in many places.
      In the south many old people struggle with italian even to these days

    • @rezzoc91
      @rezzoc91 3 года назад +5

      @@Phily3bats right, Italian geographically but Columbus didn't belong to the Italian nation. And Genoese back then wasn't a dialect but a language at all effects. Italian as an official language wouldn't replace Latin in the RoG until the xvii Century

  • @AquaStockYT
    @AquaStockYT 3 года назад +277

    People can say all he did was "discover" but I don't see anyone else these days finding unexplored landmasses in hiding.

    • @Bukhari1945-REX
      @Bukhari1945-REX 3 года назад +5

      Well yeah there is no more of that, Colombus just accidentaly discover America, and there are even viking that did it before

    • @ProfTricky3168
      @ProfTricky3168 3 года назад +49

      Yeah, but Columbus discovery is more historically significant compared to the Vikings. Also the introduction of European plants and animals literally change the ecosystem.

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 3 года назад +4

      If were getting technical. The native Americans discovered it first. Also the only thing that Columbus did differently from the Vikings was that he killed more people and his journey was better documented, therefore in a way one could say it is significant. But that doesnt change the fact that the reason new lands arent "discovered" today has more to do with the ramifications of someone walking onto inhabited land and claiming it to be new/undiscovered. Like I could walk to Berlin and claim that it was new land and that the people there were savages. But then I'd just be racist and in violation of several international rules.

    • @thediamondtree4027
      @thediamondtree4027 2 года назад +6

      @@Bukhari1945-REX There are a lot of discoveries which are accidantily. Vikings "discovery" was barely any and they forgot about it, if you forget about your "Discovery" than it isnt really one is it? Also Columbus was definatly the first to discover South-America, and pretty much did North-America aswell.

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 2 года назад +10

      @@maverick5640 European didn't know America, so yes Columbus did discovered it.

  • @nbewarwe
    @nbewarwe 3 года назад +74

    1:58 I see the King of Aragon and Queen of Castile were both veteran CK2 players.

  • @magimon91834
    @magimon91834 3 года назад +105

    It's popular to shit on Columbus so I'm glad to see a more even headed retelling of what he did

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 3 года назад +23

      Aye, there's never a neutral explanation of these things. It's always explained by one of two kinds of people
      1) The guy that hates America and everything about it and will portray Christopher Columbus as bad as possible and exaggerate all the worst things he did as a way of shitting on the US
      2) The overly patriotic guy that pretends Columbus was an Angel and will entirely omit ANYTHING even remotely dodgy or stupid that he did.

    • @Bizmarckus
      @Bizmarckus 3 года назад

      @@moritamikamikara3879 I know it’s a joke but holy shit it sounds dumb lol

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 3 года назад +2

      @@Bizmarckus YEAH lets face it good and bot are not a binary system its a scale from -10 to +10

    • @tacoguy764
      @tacoguy764 3 года назад +1

      @@moritamikamikara3879 How is Columbus US related?

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 3 года назад +13

      @@tacoguy764 The US considers itself to be the representative of the entire continent of America, and so they tie the discovery of the continent by Columbus to their national identity. So in that sense, Columbus (despite being Italian) is basically considered the first American and so when people talk negatively about him, it's seen as shitting on America as a country.
      It's a little convoluted but that's just how it is I guess.

  • @capueiradosfrangos3267
    @capueiradosfrangos3267 3 года назад +390

    Some people claim that Columbus was a Portuguese spy that deliberately send Spanish to America to give Portuguese time to reach Índia through the ocean. By the way I know that because I'm Portuguese and I like the story of my country.😄

    • @akiamini4006
      @akiamini4006 3 года назад +35

      Ah yes ive heard of such portugese irritating BS before too ... claiming arigato in Japanese is taken from the portugese obrigato .... soooo iritating nobsensual fab ppl bruh

    • @sobitasadullah4517
      @sobitasadullah4517 3 года назад +21

      I doubt Columbus was so dedicated to Portugal that he'd be willing to sail to what he otherwise would've considered a vast ocean he couldn't return from for them.

    • @sgonzo5572
      @sgonzo5572 3 года назад +2

      He was portuguese / Jewish. Yes he was. You think some commoner ridden in debt from out of the country would be allowed to Marry a Portuguese Noble woman?

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 года назад +6

      @@sgonzo5572 well I guess that a Genoese well off man, in the 1480's, was way more likely to be permitted into marriage to a noblewoman than A JEW

    • @nataliekennedy4646
      @nataliekennedy4646 3 года назад +2

      Cool

  • @Zurupup1
    @Zurupup1 3 года назад +29

    Yay this great start to my birthday thank you!!

  • @awildtannerwasfound5045
    @awildtannerwasfound5045 3 года назад +156

    History is brutal. That’s a fact. That’s why despite what came of it, I celebrate Columbus Day. He did begin the process that helped bring my family to the Americas.

    • @sgonzo5572
      @sgonzo5572 3 года назад +4

      ? Wtf he did nothing for the United States. the English didn't even come to the America's till the 1600s. they landed in 1492. what are you smoking?

    • @awildtannerwasfound5045
      @awildtannerwasfound5045 3 года назад +16

      @@sgonzo5572 Would the English have come had Columbus not found the land?

    • @sgonzo5572
      @sgonzo5572 3 года назад +8

      @@awildtannerwasfound5045 Yes because the Portuguese were already sailing around the world. Just not to the new world yet.

    • @matheuskawata7841
      @matheuskawata7841 3 года назад +26

      @@sgonzo5572 Nope, the Portuguese by the time of Columbus didn't know that the Americas existed. They were more preocuppied in raking ridiculous amounts of money from the Spice Trade to even consider "discovering" an alternative route to India that could be exploited by Spain. They weren't present in China until 1513 and in Japan until 1543. By this time, Spain already controlled almost all of Mexico,Peru, the Carribbean islands and the other territories that made the Spanish colonies in America(with Philippines being added in 1565), all thanks to Columbus's discovery of the continent. The Portuguese only took a large interest in the Americas when they discovered that the Americas were a gigantic continent when they reached Brazil in 1500, which resulted in the Treaty of Tordesilhas. So yes, the English own Columbus for finding the land that we call the Americas, as well as the other colonial powers

    • @varangianguard7102
      @varangianguard7102 3 года назад +14

      @@sgonzo5572 He kickstarted the exploration age. Some would have obviously, but he did it first, so we celebrate him.

  • @yo2026
    @yo2026 3 года назад +88

    The vask were and always have been the best sailors the spanish have has, literally during the great age of taking the spanish treasure fleet and piracy the vask were the only pirates under the spanish crown, and they were great.
    If all vask abandon a ship its for reasons

    • @Daniel-zs5us
      @Daniel-zs5us 3 года назад +30

      Basque, not vask. Sincerely, someone from Spain

    • @yo2026
      @yo2026 3 года назад +10

      @@Daniel-zs5us i call them vascos :)

    • @TheE_G_G
      @TheE_G_G 3 года назад +1

      @@yo2026 this is a certified oof moment

  • @onecertainesquire486
    @onecertainesquire486 3 года назад +185

    Regardless of what you may say about him, Colombus and the mythic ideal of Columbus was and is cool af (as well as inspiring and relevant to our own lives)

    • @DucaCremisi
      @DucaCremisi 3 года назад +23

      Indeed, unfortunately my cousin got in to a coma try to defend one of Colombo statues from retards who wanted to demolish it with hammers and bare hands.

    • @onecertainesquire486
      @onecertainesquire486 3 года назад +28

      @@DucaCremisi Bloody hell, a coma? Hope he gets better soon friend

    • @DucaCremisi
      @DucaCremisi 3 года назад +27

      @@onecertainesquire486 Thanks man, and yes, hospital says that he is stable, but it's so lucky to not be already dead.
      Apparently they hit him on the back of the neck with a steel bar.
      Unfortunately the guy who did it was not persecuted.

    • @DucaCremisi
      @DucaCremisi 3 года назад +8

      @GigiGiga Thank you man, my best friend is albanian, but there isn't much to do right now, especially yes, bc it's 20 hrs of flight distance.

    • @suicide-dive
      @suicide-dive 3 года назад +1

      @@DucaCremisi LMFAOOOO

  • @evan448
    @evan448 3 года назад +78

    im just imagining every ship at the time is navigated by mad men who use one part science and one part mysticism
    also they didnt guess speed they used rope with a weighted end that had knots along it, then time how many knots went out by the end of the hour glass which would give them their knots per hour.
    hence the use of the work knots for speed through a fluid

  • @destrucktoid7569
    @destrucktoid7569 3 года назад +19

    1:28: You can Call Me Ezekiel, this is Children of the Omnissiah; lets jump in. - To why the mechanicus OST is so good.
    Seriously though, i see it in multiple of your video's and i must say i love seeing it, my favourite OST of all time.

  • @yaxb1729
    @yaxb1729 3 года назад +52

    Columbus was blessed by the omnisiah

  • @eman-ne2ul
    @eman-ne2ul 3 года назад +20

    I've never given much thought to Columbus before, this video shows he's much more interesting and nuanced than modern debates about the American holiday would have you believe. Thanks for the awesome video! Excited for part 2 of both this and the Czechoslovak Legion!

  • @sirwannabeguy4886
    @sirwannabeguy4886 3 года назад +20

    10:38 I love how comical the transition from normal to rogue was, good video

  • @MegaTang1234
    @MegaTang1234 3 года назад +99

    Wow, Columbus is more interesting then pop media portrays him.

    • @Caligulashorse1453
      @Caligulashorse1453 3 года назад +24

      Probably not as bad as a guy as they portray him as.

    • @Groggle7141
      @Groggle7141 3 года назад +27

      @@Caligulashorse1453 In comparison to the time, not bad. I comparison to now, pretty awful. But so is everyone born 150+ years ago.

    • @surprisedlobsta8543
      @surprisedlobsta8543 3 года назад +1

      @@Groggle7141 wasn't he thrown in prison for his brutality?

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 3 года назад +3

      @@surprisedlobsta8543 YEAH he was

    • @Caligulashorse1453
      @Caligulashorse1453 3 года назад

      @@Groggle7141 so Jesus? and adolf? I'm gonna have to disagree with that statement respectfully.

  • @internetxxx_pl0r3r_xxx77
    @internetxxx_pl0r3r_xxx77 3 года назад +177

    Ya know I'd heard that letter at the end in another history vid on Columbus but somehow the meme image added onto it just makes it significantly more horrifying.

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 3 года назад +41

      I mean, judging by the same accounts, that girl probably ate some Arawaks.

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 3 года назад +31

      Does it imply that the Caribs were also huge masochists? Or at least that one girl lol.

    • @constantinethecataphract5949
      @constantinethecataphract5949 3 года назад +14

      @@brutusthebear9050 that girl probably.
      I dont think cannibals would be masochists more like the opposite

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 3 года назад +21

      @@constantinethecataphract5949 You are assuming the cannibalism came first. Also, I'm thinking culturally the women may have been treated less than favorably, hence why there may be a predisposition toward masochism in the women.

    • @constantinethecataphract5949
      @constantinethecataphract5949 3 года назад +1

      @@brutusthebear9050 yeah you are probably right

  • @siggi3712
    @siggi3712 3 года назад +95

    If Columbus is not one of the luckiest people in history then I dont know what he is

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 3 года назад +6

      TIMOTHY DEXTER is far luckier

    • @Blazekrieg420
      @Blazekrieg420 3 года назад

      @@piglin469 oh that lucky son of a gun

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 3 года назад

      @@Blazekrieg420 Yeah

    • @varangianguard7102
      @varangianguard7102 3 года назад

      @@piglin469 i miss sam o nella too

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 3 года назад

      @@varangianguard7102 YEAH

  • @rezzoc91
    @rezzoc91 3 года назад +20

    Colombus (Genoese: Cristòffa Combo) became the symbol of the Spanish-Genoese alliance. Both countries were looking for another way on the west caused by the presence of Venice/The Ottoman Empire on the East. The Gold extracted by the Spanish will end up in Genoa for many times

  • @jackgarrett6366
    @jackgarrett6366 2 года назад +16

    Castile: "We have united all Iberian Peoples! I declare us Spain!"
    Basques: "Adios, Amigos."

  • @DrKosmos
    @DrKosmos 3 года назад +48

    Holy shit I can't believe you read that last part while posting this to RUclips.
    Say hello to respect, and goodbye to revenue.

    • @athena4043
      @athena4043 3 года назад +8

      if youtube monetizes nikocado avocado killing himself on videos this little bit shouldn't be a problem

    • @commisaryarreck3974
      @commisaryarreck3974 3 года назад +4

      @@athena4043
      Doubt
      RUclips can't even handle spam bots but god forbid you commit wrongthink

  • @moredac2881
    @moredac2881 3 года назад +17

    “Flying high”
    that fucking killed me

  • @ICEMAN-
    @ICEMAN- 3 года назад +19

    That warhammer 40k mechanicus soundtrack in the background though

  • @abdimohamed1315
    @abdimohamed1315 3 года назад +9

    Man this channel is such a treat! Keep up the amazing work!

  • @desafiogameplays6113
    @desafiogameplays6113 3 года назад +13

    Holy shit that ending lmao. Love this channel.

  • @nbewarwe
    @nbewarwe 3 года назад +18

    Since you're on a streak of making videos about crazy journeys, will you make a video covering the circumnavigation of the world by the California Clipper?

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 года назад

      "The greatest story ever told"
      Wish someone animates it one day, it's just too good

  • @decantabriaball938
    @decantabriaball938 3 года назад +80

    Despite what you may think of him it can't be denied that he truly did have a major impact in world History, and I do believe that the world is in some sort of debt to him for at the very least discovering the Americas for the old world

    • @waffelreitter7231
      @waffelreitter7231 3 года назад +2

      @GigiGiga The Did nothing wrong joke is still popular

    • @BR0984
      @BR0984 3 года назад +1

      @@waffelreitter7231 joke?

    • @waffelreitter7231
      @waffelreitter7231 3 года назад +1

      @@BR0984 This Guy gets it

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 2 года назад +1

      Yeah but it also depends in wich part of the world you are, u can thank him from an Euro descend, or curse him from a Native one

    • @BR0984
      @BR0984 2 года назад +2

      @@trla6505 what? Two sided view? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE VIEW AT EVENTS!!!!!!! OTHERWISE I WON'T BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND SUCH COMPLEXITY!@!@!@!!!!!

  • @powerist209
    @powerist209 3 года назад +12

    Part of me wonder if Columbus and New World explorers talked with the Portuguese and noticed some discrepancies? Like New World report seeing natives not using iron weapons (Tihano and central american tribes, I think it was decades that they discovered Maya--at least what's left of them since the Yucatan branch are only ones left by that point--and Aztecs) while Portuguese reports seeing iron weapons and a navy to boot (like Indonesia, China, Japan, and Phillipines). Also maybe languages, nation states, or realized that the "Khan"/Yuan Dynasty was no more.

    • @AureliusLaurentius1099
      @AureliusLaurentius1099 2 года назад

      The Yuan Dynasty still existed in MOngolia and would do so until the 1600s

  • @tyrannicfool2503
    @tyrannicfool2503 3 года назад +25

    Wait a minute……… these are not the Czechs!!!
    Time to rewatch this with popcorn!
    Also it would be pretty cool if you could do something more focused on the natives of south or north america.

  • @androbotplasma7056
    @androbotplasma7056 3 года назад +8

    After hearing the background music of the intro I suddenly have an irresistible urge to find and invade the nearest necron tomb world

  • @ddarkon1223
    @ddarkon1223 3 года назад +12

    Natives: wazup colombus
    colombus: I am sorry but your free trial of life has *expired*

  • @corneliuscapitalinus845
    @corneliuscapitalinus845 3 года назад +3

    What a bloody right proper Gentleman at the end there.

    • @LastBrigadier
      @LastBrigadier Год назад

      honestly knowing that she ate babies who were related to her is just plain disgusting.

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 3 года назад +9

    The last bit got me into laughing my ass off i tell ya😂😂

  • @Pioneer_DE
    @Pioneer_DE 3 года назад +17

    Where’s Czechoslovak Legion Part 2!?

  • @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477
    @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 3 года назад +14

    I don’t need money i need CallMeEziekel videos

  • @dheemantanil
    @dheemantanil 2 года назад +8

    As an Indian, I demad Americans thank us for being the reason for their discovery

    • @Michigan_npc
      @Michigan_npc 9 месяцев назад

      After two long years I would like to personally thank you and your people and would like to present the key to the city to you

  • @maxlostchild7187
    @maxlostchild7187 3 года назад +2

    This is the content I have been subscribed to.

  • @jackwillson9797
    @jackwillson9797 2 года назад +1

    I love how the music at 11:46 from Rimworld stopped exactly when the meme post is stopped being read.

  • @jonahjayverdon
    @jonahjayverdon 2 года назад +3

    I love the Gilbert and Sullivan at the end of the video! Amazing.

  • @Darkknight-dv8jj
    @Darkknight-dv8jj 3 года назад +4

    Yoooooo finally another video !!!

  • @PossessedPotatoBird
    @PossessedPotatoBird 2 года назад +3

    I wish I could forget everything I know about this and just enjoy how cute the first part is

  • @amisner2k
    @amisner2k 3 года назад +19

    Columbus was a real piece of work and did all these terrible things, as the most woke among us love to point out, but I hope some of them see this video so they can learn that some of these natives weren't exactly the type of people to be lauded or held up on some sort of moral pedestal over Columbus. Lol, there were natives raiding and enslaving each other and keeping other lesser natives as livestock.
    I'm not saying the things Columbus and some of his crew did were better or worse than what the natives did, but people really need to learn the context of things and stop trying to think that it's just "The West" or "The Colonizers" that are bad. *People* are bad and they do bad things to other people. Doesn't matter what civilization they come from.
    This channel is doing a lot to help educate in an entertaining way. Thanks for doing what you do, Ezekiel!

    • @zagreus1249
      @zagreus1249 3 года назад +1

      True…true.

    • @Bizmarckus
      @Bizmarckus 3 года назад +3

      This is very true and how I’d put it, it’s a shame we have so many people who ignore a lot of historical truths or only look half-way into everything.

  • @frederickveron8715
    @frederickveron8715 2 года назад +2

    Hey CallMeEzekiel can I know the source of the meme at the last part of the video because it's kind of cool!

  • @23tovarm5
    @23tovarm5 3 года назад +2

    Was not expecting Children of the Omnissiah, already a good start

  • @CALCIUMMAN
    @CALCIUMMAN 3 года назад +6

    Normies be like “damn nice music”. Legends be like “praise the omnisiah”

  • @lorenzofalorni3961
    @lorenzofalorni3961 3 года назад +1

    This is cool as hell. Nice job dude

  • @italianspaghett4359
    @italianspaghett4359 3 года назад +2

    >video starts
    >children of the omnissiah starts playing
    >u got new sub my man

  • @peterdarker3863
    @peterdarker3863 3 года назад +4

    Colombus was just a business man doing business

  • @BarelyInformedWithElad
    @BarelyInformedWithElad 3 года назад +3

    sucha good channel

  • @jurwits5379
    @jurwits5379 3 года назад +12

    I dare you to make a video without that one rimworld song

  • @MarceMarcus
    @MarceMarcus 3 года назад +2

    Just on time for Columbus day nice👍

  • @wp12mv
    @wp12mv 3 года назад +1

    spitting my tea over my laptop on that last part of the video

  • @Preppy_Delicious
    @Preppy_Delicious 3 года назад +7

    Spanish guys with Carib wives 11:27

  • @iipensylvanialaw959
    @iipensylvanialaw959 3 года назад +6

    "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

  • @connormcpherson9977
    @connormcpherson9977 2 года назад +2

    Hi would you happen to know what translation you used for letters from Columbus because he spoke another language other than Spanish and we don’t have his original record we only have some of the translations that come from kinda suspicious sources that have good reason to trash Columbus.

    • @daikolirae155
      @daikolirae155 2 года назад +2

      Most of Columbus' letters were actually written or falsely translated by his rival, Amerigo Vespucci.

  • @owenpape4042
    @owenpape4042 3 года назад +2

    I am hyped for part 2

  • @mrmoo727
    @mrmoo727 3 года назад +1

    great video!

  • @ElizabethMcCormick-s2n
    @ElizabethMcCormick-s2n 4 месяца назад

    Columbus didn't know how lucky he was to run into the natives, they were so nice to him!

  • @ФёдорМихайлов-ц8н
    @ФёдорМихайлов-ц8н Год назад +1

    loved to hear Rimworld music once Ezekiel starts speaking about tobacco and drugs

  • @JF-rh5vq
    @JF-rh5vq 3 года назад +7

    BRUH WHERES PART 2 TO THE CZECOSLOVAK STORY IM DYING TO SEE THE REST!

  • @randomblitzplayer
    @randomblitzplayer 3 года назад +2

    Yay new video

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami 3 года назад +3

    nice video

  • @jimijimo3289
    @jimijimo3289 3 года назад +13

    Wait a second I don't remember the czechs in America...

  • @SBSorios
    @SBSorios 3 года назад +2

    Did this guy seriously use 40k music in a countryball video? Freaking based.

  • @lucjanl1262
    @lucjanl1262 3 года назад +8

    0:23 we all are natural born sea men ...

    • @090giver090
      @090giver090 3 года назад +1

      Yes. I've never seen a vat grown seaman.

  • @fatkirby_
    @fatkirby_ 3 года назад +2

    Wow i really like the art stile

  • @foshershmul1648
    @foshershmul1648 3 года назад +1

    I love your casual crassness

  • @antopranjic4
    @antopranjic4 3 года назад +1

    Nice job keep up the good work.
    Maybe you can do a series of Marco polo's adventures

  • @duckyboi2297
    @duckyboi2297 2 года назад +1

    3:44 this process is straight fowad, hehe.

  • @sit9993
    @sit9993 3 года назад +3

    Give three cheers and one cheer more for the captain of the Santa Maria? (Maybe) doesn't have the same ring does it?

  • @indonesiaball8277
    @indonesiaball8277 3 года назад +1

    Finally. I of finding yuor vewy good powandball-theme チャンネル!

  • @Dr.Bluberry
    @Dr.Bluberry 3 года назад +1

    Cmon I was waiting for czechoslovak legion part 2

  • @dasyeet8756
    @dasyeet8756 3 года назад +1

    I like the mechanicus ost music in the background

  • @brickjayjr.studio3264
    @brickjayjr.studio3264 3 года назад +2

    I demand Czech video part 2!

  • @LUSO_
    @LUSO_ 3 года назад +1

    Hi there 🙂👋🏼
    Well, almost 20 years before Colombo reached America
    João Vás Corte-Real was in Greenland and Canada in 1473
    Before Tordesilhas treaty there was the Alcobaça treaty
    Cheers ✌🏼

  • @vivianlee4653
    @vivianlee4653 3 года назад +2

    yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo that mechanicus ost tho

  • @firespark8455
    @firespark8455 3 года назад +1

    Nice use of the rimworld soundtrack. Hope I’m not the only one who notices!

  • @kersacoft
    @kersacoft 3 года назад +3

    When does the Czech legion arrive at La Española?

  • @David-oo9ip
    @David-oo9ip 3 года назад +1

    bro you HAVE to do a video on the protestant reformation

  • @mustafayagzozduygun6388
    @mustafayagzozduygun6388 3 года назад +1

    mechanicus ost might be a bit dark for this video but still i love that shit.

  • @yiayyiay1352
    @yiayyiay1352 Год назад +1

    That Rimworld OST gave me a heart attack

  • @brutusthebear9050
    @brutusthebear9050 3 года назад +9

    That seaman who saw the land first likely would have been stolen from by the rest of the crew, or worse. Maybe it's a good thing that Columbus took the annuity.

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 года назад +2

      Yeah seizing the bonus was wrong, but what are the odds that this guy would have kept all that money without being fucking murdered the next day?

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 3 года назад +1

      @@riograndedosulball248 Yeah, makes me wonder if Columbus was actually looking out for the dude. I like give the benefit of the doubt after all. Especially knowing that Columbus did share it with him (allegedly).

  • @19MAD95
    @19MAD95 3 года назад +1

    Starting off with children of the Omnissiah. Nice

  • @baffledwaffle6319
    @baffledwaffle6319 3 года назад +2

    More VIEWS FOR THIS MAN

  • @somerandomperson2768
    @somerandomperson2768 3 года назад +1

    Amazing

  • @trexyroar
    @trexyroar 3 года назад +4

    This may sound dumb, but I never knew there were native people on the Carribean islands

    • @Groggle7141
      @Groggle7141 3 года назад +1

      That is really dumb. What were you thinking?

  • @eshinnightrunner6290
    @eshinnightrunner6290 2 года назад +1

    suprising to find "children of the omnissiah" playing in a non 40k video

  • @npswm1314
    @npswm1314 3 года назад +1

    I HEAR MECHANICUS MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND!
    YES!

  • @schwarzeseis4031
    @schwarzeseis4031 3 года назад +1

    Bob knows her flock.

  • @Newbmann
    @Newbmann 3 года назад +2

    Everyone wants czechoslovak legion part 2/finally
    Ezekiel nah I think I'll make a video on another mad lad.

  • @ClassicInterdiction
    @ClassicInterdiction Год назад +1

    Marco Polo really pulled the biggest "I told you so"

  • @kostakis5084
    @kostakis5084 3 года назад +6

    9:32 BASED EUSKARIS DUBBING ON THEM LATINS

  • @Zero2222-z4u
    @Zero2222-z4u 3 года назад +2

    what where does holes in the skulls at 11:00?

  • @decantabriaball938
    @decantabriaball938 3 года назад +3

    Christopher Chadlombus

  • @salvadorfeatherstone2980
    @salvadorfeatherstone2980 2 года назад +1

    Is that Rimworld Royalty music I hear?

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 3 года назад +1

    Leif Erikson next?
    After the 2 videos are out of course