Claus, one day I began to answer truthfully when I was asked how it's going. I started this just because I was sick and tired of the constant lying and faking that everything is fine. And you know what? It turned out to be a great way of making people stop asking this annoying questions. Because people dont wanna hear the truth!
One more thought...Bring Yuri in for more guest appearances. His insight into Wargaming and their constant shenanigans gives us an entirely new view of why they do what they do.
My day always goes better when I start with Claus explaining something, be it WOT, physics, hair, the gym, what ever. Thanks for asking. I saw that Subaru video. It was good. Time for another Claus Kellerman review. (Like The Best Coffee In Vancouver.)
@@DraftySatyr It's reality. The proof is in how we worry about what we wear or how we may look. Sure, the shallow few will judge us by our covering but, the vast majority do not care because they are worrying over how they themselves may look to others. What matters is how we see ourselves.
Correct. So they should not ask. There is a word that's been around for a long time. It's called "Hello". It acknowledges the other person's presence in a non-intrusive way and requires no other response than "hello". If one genuinely knows the other person and is genuinely interested in what they have been doing, then by all means ask the follow-up question. If not, no need. Why the heck we have to "change it up" every 6 months and find an inane, non-sincere greeting is interesting. Maybe if we stick to the shit that was invented a long time ago we would be better off.
The only reason I watch your videos is for your tangential meanderings. Just so you know. I do not even play the game anymore, but still find the gameplay mostly interesting.
You’re absolutely correct Klaus that I apologize. My day is going good so far. I watch your videos while eating breakfast before I go to work today. I’m having scrambled eggs with some ham and a piece of toast with some coffee…. I hope you have a fantastic day too, my friend.
Hi Claus, I Don't Watch any Ads on RUclips or anywhere else for that Matter, I Use U Block Ad Blocker on the Net & I Sold my Television 6 yrs ago & have been a lot Happier Without all the Unnecessary Ads & Government Propaganda Targeted at Me.
The best part about when you first told this story was when she said at the gym “okay, thanks again”. And you were baffled as to why she was thanking you. The most intriguing part was when you kept alluding to the fact that you had been fired, and that you had known it was coming, and that “that’s a whole other story”. Okay, time for the story! Update - since I watched your POV, I have had Subaru ads pop up in my feed. And I'm in Aus-fucking-tralia, so they are obviously Australian Subaru ads. Well played, sir.
He did that story years ago. How you used to ride his bicycle to work, and then take a shower as soon as you get there Lmao. Definitely not sure the video name
I did not laugh that hard for years. I answered these questions the same way when I moved to the US until I got it... Now if I do not like the person I am still doing it, start telling them how my day went... I lovw to see them go blank...
Just got power back after 2 days do I'm doing great. Tornado in central Iowa missed me by 3/4 of a mile. Minor damage to my place but awful where it hit. Glad to see you again, Claus.
My day is ok. I kinda told an engineer they were incompetent yesterday...feel sorta bad about that, but as an older engineer, I've about had it being nice when i hear crazy talk.
Ave Claus. My day whas awsome today, thanks for asking. I went to the 1st war museum of the Netherlands today with my dad. He had great storys to tell and whe saw awsome tanks, planes and canons. Whas a real great and bonding trip. Thanks for another great video and great laugh abiut your gym story. I am also subt on your POV channel and csn highly recoment it, its fun, educational and somewhat more personal. Anyhoe, thanks again and stay save out there Claus.
Yup. This story has been told. In regards to the story itself I assume that people are often just being polite and aren't really interested in having a real conversation. I
Just had lunch, a cheese sandwich! so you guess how my day is going. PS We just want Claus plenty of others with no sense of humour who can commentate on a pixel tank, the stories are what makes you special. PPS How's Ma and Pa Kellerman, hope they are ok, haven't heard about them for some time.
When she said: Keep in touch, she didn't expect you to keep in touch. She was lying to your face. Lol. I here some people do that. It's just proper etiquette to lie to people. How do you not know that lying is the proper thing to do. Lol.
A lot of RUclips content creators with small channels have quit because of the constant changes to monetisation rules and the algorithm, the censorship is becoming too strict as well
BTW.... if you change and become orderly i will probably leave.Part of your charm is your detours and little stories.Like i said before a fishing trip with you would be a hoot
It's even worse when you bump into someone have a long chat about times past, and you cannot and do not ever remember their name. But at least you will never be able to keep in touch so safer in the end.
Oh great Klaus is scaring more women....Bob Bob! Isn't it your job to watch Claus when you're out in public?! Remember the women in the parking lot? I think he scared her so bad she forgot her umbrell? So Claus kept it 😮😅
I don't care how you organize your two channels, important is only that there is content from you ❤ in fact the wot channel has not much to do with wot content, so you could just have one channel and mix it up completely.
Aloha, hope your day is going well. Mine is just fine, thanks for asking. I would like to add that I don’t even play WOT on pc, but you are so fucking entertaining, I can’t stop watching. Thank you for your hilarious content.🤙🏽🤙🏽
Day usually starts with Coffee and Claus, A normal day is getting side tracked and a Rant!! anyway lol that was a good story the last time you told it too, so you have another restraining order? or did the one with the Swedish Girls Volleyball game expire?
people have become so fake and say what they don't mean;a lot more than they use to. People at my office would always tell the new hires don't ask him a question unless you want a truthful answer. Claus when people ask me lets keep in touch i do the same thing and the responses i would get were so funny
Every day, i wake up, and i realize something. War gaming has taught me something. I will always spawn in as bottom tier in real life. So, it sucks. Thanks for asking.
Its a rhetrorical question that doesnt require and answer.....just manners. But thanks for asking my days shit too :) Watched the POV vid....Outback for me but Subaru get rid of CVT's please.
Or...Just a roundabout way of saying SQUIRREL!!! And btw total crap day but thanks for asking...You know Claus, Believe it or not at 1. You were incredibly helpful at getting me to improve my game... Lately, though it doesn't seem to be, and I say this through no fault of your own Harder to play, the RNG has become "odd".
Hey Clause! I just realized that this is proof that a former US vice president did, in fact, invent the internet! Its all about the Al Gore-rhythms! LOL
Normal day? Than what in the heck are you doing in the video?! 😜 Rather than saying "keep in touch" it should be "don't call us child, we'll call you" 😉
Claus, one day I began to answer truthfully when I was asked how it's going. I started this just because I was sick and tired of the constant lying and faking that everything is fine.
And you know what? It turned out to be a great way of making people stop asking this annoying questions. Because people dont wanna hear the truth!
I told alice from finance about my hemorrhoids when she asked me how i was doing and now i have a meeting with HR. Thanks Claus 👍
Hahaha 😆
This has a disturbing air of truth about it!
Hemorrhoid Relief department?
Thanks for the warm wishes - my day sucks!
I think people ask “How are you doing?” As a throw away and don’t really give a shit.
yeah i feel the same way...so i always fire back at them "do you really care?". Usually they stop and look dumbstruck
You told this story already a while back. Anyone?
yeh
Yup
Yes... Forgive him, he is old, his mind is not clear 😁
I think he told it on his POV channel.
He did,yep :)
Don't change anything claus, world of tanks plus your wisdom or stories from real life is a perfect mix, Ive been watching you for 7 years now
"Sidetracked already, I thought it was going to be a normal day." hmmmmm, sidetracked IS a normal day. 😎
My day: it is 7am here, I have a raccoon in the live capture cage. He is about to get a 20 mile road trip.
His family will miss him, you know?
One more thought...Bring Yuri in for more guest appearances. His insight into Wargaming and their constant shenanigans gives us an entirely new view of why they do what they do.
Being sidetracked IS a normal day for you, Claus! And we love it that way!
My day always goes better when I start with Claus explaining something, be it WOT, physics, hair, the gym, what ever. Thanks for asking. I saw that Subaru video. It was good. Time for another Claus Kellerman review. (Like The Best Coffee In Vancouver.)
Never tell others your problems as half don't care and the other half are glad you're having such issues.
That's a grim view of the world, but probably justified.
@@DraftySatyr It's reality. The proof is in how we worry about what we wear or how we may look.
Sure, the shallow few will judge us by our covering but, the vast majority do not care because they are worrying over how they themselves may look to others.
What matters is how we see ourselves.
Correct. So they should not ask. There is a word that's been around for a long time. It's called "Hello". It acknowledges the other person's presence in a non-intrusive way and requires no other response than "hello". If one genuinely knows the other person and is genuinely interested in what they have been doing, then by all means ask the follow-up question. If not, no need. Why the heck we have to "change it up" every 6 months and find an inane, non-sincere greeting is interesting. Maybe if we stick to the shit that was invented a long time ago we would be better off.
Thats why here in Finland people does not say anything ever, we dont even try to small talk if we have nothing to say
"Sup"
>"Sup"
I love those deep conversations.
The only reason I watch your videos is for your tangential meanderings. Just so you know. I do not even play the game anymore, but still find the gameplay mostly interesting.
Just had to double-check that it was in fact, as I thought, tangential. Didn't want to mix you up with a chap who'd been nude sunbathing!
I work nights so I am going to sleep the day away... right after I watch this vid.
good night
Deja vu ?
Claus doesn't remember his video from 6 months ago?
You got to realize he's pretty old :)))) Nah, just kidding. He's just "crazy" and distracted, that's all.
I’m having a fantastic shitty day thank you.
I want World of Tanks and left field commentary.
I had physio this morning and it f**kin hurts but I'm chilled now
Physio is meant to hurt! Did you in some way think that it was for your benefit? 😂
Felt like I was watching a Sinfield episode
We are , and it works for me
☕😁👍
You’re absolutely correct Klaus that I apologize. My day is going good so far. I watch your videos while eating breakfast before I go to work today. I’m having scrambled eggs with some ham and a piece of toast with some coffee…. I hope you have a fantastic day too, my friend.
The only good thing about WOT are these great vids from Claus - real world crazy stories brighten my day
Deja Vu all over again, Claus? Good to see I am not alone brother.
Hi Claus, I Don't Watch any Ads on RUclips or anywhere else for that Matter, I Use U Block Ad Blocker on the Net & I Sold my Television 6 yrs ago & have been a lot Happier Without all the Unnecessary Ads & Government Propaganda Targeted at Me.
Alright, you? Is the absolutely ONLY acceptable response to 'How are you?'
you might not get any more subscribers but you are definitely keeping the birds off my garden
Totally!
Claus WOT replays... are like a box of chocolates. You never know which one you'll get.
The best part about when you first told this story was when she said at the gym “okay, thanks again”. And you were baffled as to why she was thanking you.
The most intriguing part was when you kept alluding to the fact that you had been fired, and that you had known it was coming, and that “that’s a whole other story”.
Okay, time for the story!
Update - since I watched your POV, I have had Subaru ads pop up in my feed. And I'm in Aus-fucking-tralia, so they are obviously Australian Subaru ads. Well played, sir.
He did that story years ago. How you used to ride his bicycle to work, and then take a shower as soon as you get there Lmao. Definitely not sure the video name
Claus, you already told the story. Weeks ago.
It’s 7am EST. My day just started Canadian bacon
I did not laugh that hard for years. I answered these questions the same way when I moved to the US until I got it... Now if I do not like the person I am still doing it, start telling them how my day went... I lovw to see them go blank...
Just got power back after 2 days do I'm doing great. Tornado in central Iowa missed me by 3/4 of a mile. Minor damage to my place but awful where it hit. Glad to see you again, Claus.
good to have you back!
My day is ok. I kinda told an engineer they were incompetent yesterday...feel sorta bad about that, but as an older engineer, I've about had it being nice when i hear crazy talk.
Engineers are like doctors; you get a far stronger reaction if you question their professional competence than if you make a personal criticism.
Ave Claus. My day whas awsome today, thanks for asking. I went to the 1st war museum of the Netherlands today with my dad. He had great storys to tell and whe saw awsome tanks, planes and canons. Whas a real great and bonding trip.
Thanks for another great video and great laugh abiut your gym story. I am also subt on your POV channel and csn highly recoment it, its fun, educational and somewhat more personal. Anyhoe, thanks again and stay save out there Claus.
Thanks for the warm wishes - my day was good!
"Keep in touch"
And Claus, knowing full well it was a rhetorical comment, did exactly that.
/salute.
That story could be a Seinfeld episode.
Good story, but nothing beats the stolen umbrella coffee debacle. Love your stuff Brother!
Please Claus, keep wondering around, that's part of this channel.
Just be Claus! You are so good at it.👍🏻
You got it Claus, hav9ng a shitty day, roids are screaming and I am losing my ASS on e-bay!
Thank god for Claus!
I like watching Claus because there are no adds :P
I love when your commentary goes sideways. My day was okay, better than most, which was nice.
match ends at around 20:00 minute mark and the 8 minutes after is just claus rambling on xD
I enjoy both channels - well, I don't watch the arty videos, but other than that - keep up the good work Claus!
I had no ads from your Subaru video but I did watch it all, I hope this helps the analytics x oh, and we love you Claus :)
Yup. This story has been told. In regards to the story itself I assume that people are often just being polite and aren't really interested in having a real conversation. I
And it was another normal day . . . . an unusual day would be 20 minutes discussing WOT.
I always thought "this" was the channel where important things were talked about.
watching your videos from Peru, keep it up Claus!
Just had lunch, a cheese sandwich! so you guess how my day is going. PS We just want Claus plenty of others with no sense of humour who can commentate on a pixel tank, the stories are what makes you special. PPS How's Ma and Pa Kellerman, hope they are ok, haven't heard about them for some time.
Thanks Claus - it sounds like the Subaru video has the highest talk!
When she said: Keep in touch, she didn't expect you to keep in touch. She was lying to your face. Lol. I here some people do that. It's just proper etiquette to lie to people. How do you not know that lying is the proper thing to do. Lol.
Claus Claus Claus a salesman you'll never make LMAO
"you might not like it"....well crap, now I have to go look at it !! ( having a great day since it's almost weekend 🙂 )
You already told this story, guys we have to put Claus into a home
"How have I been?" - My friend I am living the proverbial dream. If I complained about anything it would be a sin.
A lot of RUclips content creators with small channels have quit because of the constant changes to monetisation rules and the algorithm, the censorship is becoming too strict as well
My normal response when someone asks me how its going....
"I'll Live"
Please keep in touch Claus!
If 25,000 views == $4 then $1 == 6250 views...
1,000,000 views == $160
10M views == $1600, etc
Based on Claus' statement:
Baby Shark Dance could've earnt $223,000!
BTW.... if you change and become orderly i will probably leave.Part of your charm is your detours and little stories.Like i said before a fishing trip with you would be a hoot
Best commentary ever
It's even worse when you bump into someone have a long chat about times past, and you cannot and do not ever remember their name. But at least you will never be able to keep in touch so safer in the end.
Claus, you've told this gym story before. (Or is this a re-run video?)
I am doing fine. I have not played wot in 3.5 weeks.
Getting any sanity back yet?
Haven't played the game in years, but I watch cause your funking nuts, Claus! Stay well brother, and thanks for the laugh.
Have a cookie!
Thanks
Thank you!
Oh great Klaus is scaring more women....Bob Bob! Isn't it your job to watch Claus when you're out in public?!
Remember the women in the parking lot? I think he scared her so bad she forgot her umbrell?
So Claus kept it 😮😅
Based Claus, putting the public in their place.
I woke up .... everything after that is just a plus .....
Love the random chats
I don't care how you organize your two channels, important is only that there is content from you ❤ in fact the wot channel has not much to do with wot content, so you could just have one channel and mix it up completely.
I wish you luck with your humoroids.
I love cars….those that you put gas or diesel in….
Hey Clause, today is Saturday, its Bank Holiday so an extra day off and I am catching up on all you clips what could be better. How you doing
"keep in touch", I find that to mean keep within my reach in case I need you.
Aloha, hope your day is going well. Mine is just fine, thanks for asking. I would like to add that I don’t even play WOT on pc, but you are so fucking entertaining, I can’t stop watching. Thank you for your hilarious content.🤙🏽🤙🏽
Day usually starts with Coffee and Claus, A normal day is getting side tracked and a Rant!! anyway lol that was a good story the last time you told it too, so you have another restraining order? or did the one with the Swedish Girls Volleyball game expire?
I got stung working in the garden. My foot is swelled up and I cant walk on it. sucks!
The enemy Hummel drowned themselves in the first couple of minutes. Didn't notice this map had water that could be got to that fast.
people have become so fake and say what they don't mean;a lot more than they use to. People at my office would always tell the new hires don't ask him a question unless you want a truthful answer. Claus when people ask me lets keep in touch i do the same thing and the responses i would get were so funny
Buddy, you can't be normal. That's like a Tiger changing his Stripes. We actually come here for your strange grasp of reality. It's refreshing.
LOL, hellaouu, how Rrrrrr Youuuu???!! Keep in touch! LMFAO.
Every day, i wake up, and i realize something. War gaming has taught me something. I will always spawn in as bottom tier in real life. So, it sucks. Thanks for asking.
Its a rhetrorical question that doesnt require and answer.....just manners. But thanks for asking my days shit too :) Watched the POV vid....Outback for me but Subaru get rid of CVT's please.
this same story on the pov channel
Or...Just a roundabout way of saying SQUIRREL!!! And btw total crap day but thanks for asking...You know Claus, Believe it or not at 1. You were incredibly helpful at getting me to improve my game... Lately, though it doesn't seem to be, and I say this through no fault of your own Harder to play, the RNG has become "odd".
the beginning of the day was good.
Always entertaining.
Hey Clause! I just realized that this is proof that a former US vice president did, in fact, invent the internet! Its all about the Al Gore-rhythms! LOL
Yeah dude, I've heard that one before....🤦🏿♂️
Ve dont want ze order. Ve want ze kaos!
Being British I say, 'Living the dream.'
OMG! Keep in touch, you are never getting my number. LMAO
I had a nice day with the misses
Claus we went to the hospital and then to the beach and now we are eating watermelon ☺️🥰
If you really want to know, my hip arthritis is killing me, but thanks for asking!
you are such a goofball.... i like it.
She remembered, who you really were. So she stopped midsentence and walked away...
Normal day? Than what in the heck are you doing in the video?! 😜 Rather than saying "keep in touch" it should be "don't call us child, we'll call you" 😉
Oh, look, a squirrel 🐿