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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @DailyAri
    @DailyAri 10 месяцев назад +18349

    "Dad, why did you get married on April fool's day?"
    "Because our marriage is a joke, son"

    • @adityarajsingh8110
      @adityarajsingh8110 10 месяцев назад +209

      😂

    • @vh4990
      @vh4990 10 месяцев назад +483

      Boomer Comic Energy 😂😂😂
      I miss 2019...

    • @jerichocage3825
      @jerichocage3825 10 месяцев назад +699

      "And you're the punchline son"

    • @shaheer_ahmed__69
      @shaheer_ahmed__69 10 месяцев назад +30

      😂😂

    • @KyokuiGhostASMR
      @KyokuiGhostASMR 10 месяцев назад +94

      My cousin actually got married on april fools day

  • @ac.s246
    @ac.s246 10 месяцев назад +21501

    “I got backstabbed, tricked, finessed and bamboozled simultaneously at the same time”

    • @TheWonTrueDragon
      @TheWonTrueDragon 10 месяцев назад +1072

      "And boy did I love every second of it"

    • @Adam_Strange
      @Adam_Strange 10 месяцев назад +681

      "We've been smackledorfed!"
      "That's not even a word and I agree with ya."

    • @Helldiver_M1
      @Helldiver_M1 10 месяцев назад +200

      @@Adam_Strange we killed the health inspector

    • @hellkaiser1366
      @hellkaiser1366 10 месяцев назад +100

      "And I like it"

    • @zhargas865
      @zhargas865 10 месяцев назад +45

      bro got outplayed

  • @LillianGraceFullofficial
    @LillianGraceFullofficial 10 месяцев назад +5503

    I love how crudely drawn he is compared to her. It’s like we’re seeing it in his perspective, how he sees himself vs her. So cute, I love that trope!

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 9 месяцев назад +297

      That sounds like an awesome art direction for an emotionally deep romance story.

    • @JesusHernandez-bk8km
      @JesusHernandez-bk8km 9 месяцев назад +171

      Kinda like a reverse Silent voice where the mc couldn’t see peoples faces cause he wasn’t ready to be open I find visual expression to be an awesome addition to any art they’re all great tropes

    • @Kardelman2
      @Kardelman2 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@alicorn3924yeah if you can find one gimme the sauce

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 9 месяцев назад

      @@Kardelman2 I'll try to, but if you want something emotionally, or rather socially deep, go watch Oregairu, it's not like what was described by OP and seen in the video but it is interesting to experience for the meantime.

    • @arandomdude3109
      @arandomdude3109 9 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@alicorn3924that actually sounds like punpun if it was romance (and no bad things)

  • @belladonnaplumb9376
    @belladonnaplumb9376 10 месяцев назад +15536

    Most sane yandere

    • @AustrianPainter0930
      @AustrianPainter0930 10 месяцев назад +318

      wait that was a yandere?

    • @Alyss_B
      @Alyss_B 10 месяцев назад +750

      ​@@AustrianPainter0930 "Was always been"

    • @s7z7gy
      @s7z7gy 10 месяцев назад +526

      @@Alyss_BBro am I having a stroke or is this wrong

    • @sum1939
      @sum1939 10 месяцев назад +410

      @@s7z7gy Always has been...

    • @doomslayer2315
      @doomslayer2315 10 месяцев назад

      @@s7z7gyyou is have stroke

  • @Josh-99
    @Josh-99 10 месяцев назад +7816

    When my future wife asked me out when we were in 10th grade together, she knew I was dense and stupid and probably wouldn't believe that she was asking me out, so she didn't so much as ask me out as TELL me "We're going out now. Our first date is the Halloween party this weekend. Then we're going to Homecoming together."
    What could I do but say "Okay" to that?
    We celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary in a few months!

    • @chaoszockt7621
      @chaoszockt7621 10 месяцев назад +826

      Congratulations 🎉. I wish id find someone like that to share my life with. But that ain't happening

    • @reimoomoo
      @reimoomoo 10 месяцев назад +356

      Hell yeah! 🔥

    • @MattMerced-o9b
      @MattMerced-o9b 10 месяцев назад +950

      First step: assert dominance.
      Second step: await expected result
      Third step: ???
      Result: profit

    • @theshipper5797
      @theshipper5797 10 месяцев назад +397

      As long as it didn't feel toxic, then that's the way to do it. Upfront and to the point. Mad respect for your wife. It's not a matter of being pushy or controlling, but upfront on what you want since sometimes, a person does need a little push to get the ball rolling. There are people who won't make the first move or see any signs, so someone has to spell it out for them to get change going. Wish you two luck and more years together.

    • @ed_Skynight
      @ed_Skynight 10 месяцев назад +184

      This is a comment that sounds like it’s straight out of a show, but I can’t question it cause it sounds so nice and sweet!😂😂😂
      God Bless you and your wife bro.

  • @MNGLD-do2kc
    @MNGLD-do2kc 10 месяцев назад +2462

    “Because if you said no then I could play it off as a prank”

    • @solseeker7502
      @solseeker7502 9 месяцев назад +227

      Legitimately what I thought.

    • @ThatdudeAry
      @ThatdudeAry 9 месяцев назад +75

      Genius, actually genius

    • @tatohayanami9156
      @tatohayanami9156 9 месяцев назад +17

      Interesting fact about ms:
      I confessed the 2nd

    • @computernoise2209
      @computernoise2209 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@ThatdudeAry Convenient perhaps, but 4D chessing the guy's character instead was technically genius.

    • @extremetech7096
      @extremetech7096 9 месяцев назад +1

      Ah yes the only way i can ask someone out without being called a stalker. (Peaple say my face looks creepy/scary for some reason.)

  • @miyuki-sama9559
    @miyuki-sama9559 10 месяцев назад +12269

    Look the good side the guy have a girlfirend, a litte posessive but who cares about small details

    • @swanoflove6833
      @swanoflove6833 10 месяцев назад +574

      I mean, I like a bit of possessiveness hmhm, though of course not over bearing, but I'm a playful way I think it's very cute ;P

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 10 месяцев назад +224

      “You’re MY very own April Fool…” -Sierra, Total Drama

    • @vandlassie8478
      @vandlassie8478 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah, i could say this to my friend. Who cares of she has a proper penis, i mean...

    • @Gojiradogzillagodzilla
      @Gojiradogzillagodzilla 10 месяцев назад +36

      Even better

    • @Ragnathegoat
      @Ragnathegoat 10 месяцев назад +22

      I dont think its a “small” detail.

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 10 месяцев назад +1522

    "I knew your low self-esteem would make you agree thinking I was confessing as an April Fools joke, but it was actually a trap! A roundabout way to get you to say 'yes' and enter a wholesome relationship where I can compliment you!"
    Those are the kinds of mind games guys don't really mind girls playing on them...

    • @cotocoyerakson8195
      @cotocoyerakson8195 9 месяцев назад

      Nornally they just play with your heart, use you to boost their own ego and discard you later. You get mad and stop giving a shit, decide to become a priest or whatever and people call you a lot of words only because you don't want to fall into that rabbit hole ever again, but even though you blame no one but yourself you can't get over the fact that no one seems to be trustworthy.
      You want to love and be loved, but at the same time you don't want to fall for the same trick a fourth time and fulfill what you know that might happen. Instead of going out searching for love you wait for someone to come to you.
      It would be better if someone did, because if someone fight for you then that means they want you for sure so you can't be wrong about that. But of course, that ain't going to happen so you might just want to adopt a lie as a coping mechanism, such as telling yourself that you don't want any of that and point all of the bad stuff there comes with a relationship. Maybe if you convince yourself that you don't want that, you'll no longer feel like you missed a huge experience in your youth and will finally be happy alone as you always has been.

    • @wallisbudge4022
      @wallisbudge4022 9 месяцев назад +196

      I thought you were making a Reverse Flash joke at first lol.
      "It was me, Barry, I confessed to you on April's Fools day while making you think it was a punishment game so you would be forced to enter a manipulative relationship where the stress of being emotionally abused by a cute girl would cause your speed to drop!"

    • @jaydenlobbe7911
      @jaydenlobbe7911 9 месяцев назад

      @@wallisbudge4022”Remember when you went to the movies with your girlfriend, and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me Barry, I jerked you off at Superspeed so it’d seem like you nutted at just a Woman’s touch!”

    • @AmunDeus
      @AmunDeus 9 месяцев назад +13

      True

    • @rajbir.soc0
      @rajbir.soc0 9 месяцев назад +6

      fr

  • @mehmetemirsarcan6362
    @mehmetemirsarcan6362 10 месяцев назад +6229

    SNAP BACK TO REALITY GUYS

    • @kisamuel2666
      @kisamuel2666 10 месяцев назад +468

      I am, in this reality there's no love, that's why I spend time here

    • @justsomeguyoutsideurhouse660
      @justsomeguyoutsideurhouse660 10 месяцев назад +342

      @@kisamuel2666 Dont worry pookie. I love you

    • @2ชัยสิทธิ์บัวทอง
      @2ชัยสิทธิ์บัวทอง 10 месяцев назад +214

      Sometimes i wonder how does it feel to be impaled by a sword💀

    • @sipiersx5948
      @sipiersx5948 10 месяцев назад +43

      My face can no longer form the embarrassed expression due to this video, maybe at 3:00 am the voices will get sweeter.... i hope so

    • @Aloquis
      @Aloquis 10 месяцев назад +77

      Ohp there goes gravity

  • @dankoemert1905
    @dankoemert1905 10 месяцев назад +1493

    The looking at the camera killed me.

    • @intergalacticvoid2056
      @intergalacticvoid2056 10 месяцев назад +22

      Charlie brown move lol

    • @aaron-gz
      @aaron-gz 10 месяцев назад +16

      Laugh track

    • @Deflamed_Sphere
      @Deflamed_Sphere 9 месяцев назад +3

      I was like don't look at me even i didn't expected that

    • @GolfcuBebe
      @GolfcuBebe 9 месяцев назад +2

      That caught me offguard ngl

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 9 месяцев назад +2

      His "hmm?" like he has no clue what's going on is so funny too. It's the epitome of "I didn't expect to get this far"

  • @hypemugen
    @hypemugen 10 месяцев назад +1095

    0:33 holy crap she 4d chessed him so hard

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 9 месяцев назад +23

      This is like Love is War...
      EDIT: Except not really, because in that one they're both tsunderes

    • @theprinceofdarkness4679
      @theprinceofdarkness4679 9 месяцев назад +10

      I thought it was worthy of 5D chess

    • @Deflamed_Sphere
      @Deflamed_Sphere 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@theprinceofdarkness4679 mhm

    • @shybot1965
      @shybot1965 4 месяца назад +3

      bro got checkmated

    • @deadpoolgaming2569
      @deadpoolgaming2569 13 дней назад +1

      Best romance show ever​@@jeffbenton6183

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 9 месяцев назад +257

    He absolutely won and lost hard at the same time. Bro can't be mad, but he can't be completely unbothered either. She played him like a goddamn fiddle, she's a keeper, he better not fumble.

    • @thedarkshadow5347
      @thedarkshadow5347 4 месяца назад +1

      I dont think u can fumble that 💀

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@thedarkshadow5347 She's clearly gonna be the one calling the shots, so him fumbling is gonna be nigh impossible

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 10 месяцев назад +1178

    Professionalism
    Quite Nice
    Best April Fools so far

  • @TheKing-qz9wd
    @TheKing-qz9wd 9 месяцев назад +258

    "Only I get to abuse your kindnes."
    May God have mercy on our souls.

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher 9 месяцев назад +15

      Sounds excellent to me.
      Only _just_ shy of being 'based' as well.

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 4 месяца назад +1

      Yandere arc when😅

    • @528hz-v2l
      @528hz-v2l 24 дня назад

      Pode crer que ele está vendo tudo. Por mais que eu queira ficar com a gótica ele não me deixa. Ele realmente não me quer no inferno.😅

  • @QuazarNovaPrime
    @QuazarNovaPrime 10 месяцев назад +238

    Damn that reverse Psychology was perfect

  • @kciref6016
    @kciref6016 10 месяцев назад +358

    The mind games are strong with this one. Bro got played hard

  • @skyguy1236
    @skyguy1236 10 месяцев назад +109

    i thought she was gonna say "because if you said no, I could just say 'April Fools!'"

    • @Accrovideogames
      @Accrovideogames 9 месяцев назад +10

      That plan would have backfired big time. She would not only look like a bad person deserving of bullying, it would also make her look like the fool. People who attack others and pretend not liking them when hurt always end up alone and loathed.

    • @Yorikoification
      @Yorikoification 3 месяца назад

      @@AccrovideogamesWell...As they should be because it's an A-hole thing to do

  • @kingdorm2001
    @kingdorm2001 9 месяцев назад +86

    *Top 10 things that won't ever happen to me in life:*

    • @filipp5369
      @filipp5369 7 месяцев назад +2

      What are the other things ?

    • @Danny4bidden
      @Danny4bidden 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@filipp5369
      9 derivatives of getting laid.

    • @HanaMuhamed-do1du
      @HanaMuhamed-do1du 4 месяца назад +3

      Lmao relatable

    • @waddyxd5571
      @waddyxd5571 4 месяца назад

      ​@@filipp5369got a girl

    • @redsrubi
      @redsrubi 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@filipp5369being happy

  • @MrX-un8cz
    @MrX-un8cz 10 месяцев назад +121

    So is this a good or bad ending
    Satan: I mean you tell me, they didn't have visual novel in hell

    • @victormagoco9752
      @victormagoco9752 10 месяцев назад +14

      Good Ending, the MC isn’t dead, confined or even traumatized, he also got the girl so by VN standards it’s a clean win(although maybe not the True Ending)
      Ps: By the way in some darker visual novels even death can be considered good endings because you saved the world or something, but surviving with unfinished business is at least Neutral if not Bad(because the goal was saving the romantic interest) and in Yandere-focused visual novels even confinement endings can be Good because that’s what the player was trying to achieve and the developers know that

    • @mcrain1283
      @mcrain1283 8 месяцев назад +2

      69th like

  • @spiderninja211
    @spiderninja211 10 месяцев назад +81

    That was the most flabbergasting outcome, she had me speechless, she had me saying onomatopoeias

    • @vivekchannel4990
      @vivekchannel4990 9 месяцев назад +6

      Had me making sentences with alliterations.
      Ps, I tried to make this sentence an alliteration, it did not go well

    • @vectorsahel5420
      @vectorsahel5420 9 месяцев назад +2

      Had me saying hyperboles🔥🔥

    • @sibalikdeysarkar4313
      @sibalikdeysarkar4313 8 месяцев назад +2

      Polysyndentons go hard 🗣️

  • @zanx7718
    @zanx7718 10 месяцев назад +64

    Ah yes, I needed this. Uni is going to start next week so I want to drown in endless pit of depression and crushing loneliness. Truly splendid.

    • @cometasteroids7761
      @cometasteroids7761 9 месяцев назад +14

      What doesnt kill you makes you stronger. Until it does kill you.

    • @Emerich_Noctia
      @Emerich_Noctia 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yorokobe shonen

  • @donutgames29
    @donutgames29 9 месяцев назад +25

    Bro was so flabbergasted he had to look at the invisible camera

  • @Briselance
    @Briselance 10 месяцев назад +384

    "Don't let any other girl trick you except me, ok?"
    That... is possessive. No tricks, no exception. Equality, lass!😊

    • @Accrovideogames
      @Accrovideogames 9 месяцев назад +29

      Only if there's a double standard. To me, it sounds like she's just stating her boundaries and wanting an exclusive relationship. I expect her to follow that same rule. I've been in several abusive relationships in the past, and I didn't interpret this as a red flag.

  • @braydenwattenbarger9631
    @braydenwattenbarger9631 10 месяцев назад +447

    At 0:36 I immediately thought “clever girl”

  • @МихаилРыжиков-ю8р
    @МихаилРыжиков-ю8р 9 месяцев назад +7

    Yeah guys, keep dreaming about that moment for the entire life

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 10 месяцев назад +334

    There Is not much of a Joke
    Just a Wholesome Couple
    Incredible Comic
    Adorable Innocent Vibe
    Cute VA

    • @juliagoetia
      @juliagoetia 9 месяцев назад +3

      Wholesome? She manipulated him into a relationship, rather than respecting what his real choice would have been. That's coercion and it's messed up.

    • @marcoz6281
      @marcoz6281 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@juliagoetia yep, that seems like what the irl version of a yandere would do to someone

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@juliagoetiaits consensual relationship. he said "yes". also he didn't deny her after the reveal either.

    • @ComfortsSpecter
      @ComfortsSpecter 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@juliagoetia Well, He Is a Man so ofcourse Nobody Care’s enough
      But Seriously though
      It Is a Very Humanistic and Innocent way to Date someone
      He can just leave if He want’s
      She seem’s very Genuine and Loving considering this narrow Context

  • @thiefpersona
    @thiefpersona 10 месяцев назад +16

    "My Lord, is that legal?"
    "I Will make it legal"

  • @Zlc07
    @Zlc07 9 месяцев назад +7

    "The thing is, he wouldn't say no... because of the *implication*"

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar 10 месяцев назад +61

    Clever girl.
    Fkk, someone beat me to it.

  • @miku
    @miku 9 месяцев назад +1

    tbh, pretty much the best day for a confession & tank a rejection without embarrassing yourself too much.

  • @ghostspider2056
    @ghostspider2056 10 месяцев назад +5

    He thought they were playing checkers but she was playing 5D Chess.

  • @WarpChaos
    @WarpChaos 10 месяцев назад +25

    Task failed successfully

  • @jackfdhunter7036
    @jackfdhunter7036 10 месяцев назад +9

    I am more impressed that she fooled him into thinking it was a punishment game

  • @bofuuu
    @bofuuu 9 месяцев назад +4

    I was thinking she confessed then because if and only if he rejected her she could be all like “ah good, it was just a joke anyways” and play it off. While being able to mask her true feelings and running into the bathroom to go cry.

  • @paulphoenix1551
    @paulphoenix1551 10 месяцев назад +55

    This is the fastest Rom-Com I’ve ever seen and better than most Rom-Com Anime, weirdly enough. 🤨🤨

    • @derpypotato677
      @derpypotato677 10 месяцев назад +8

      Even if you enjoy the "will they, won't they," most of the time they are too dragged out.

    • @katboi7140
      @katboi7140 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@derpypotato677 ikr

    • @Starving-Phantasma
      @Starving-Phantasma 3 месяца назад

      WHATS IT CALLED

  • @Wheebzee
    @Wheebzee 4 месяца назад +23

    Just a reminder that you'll never gonna experience this and no woman will ever go out of her way to confess to you

    • @ProsTeaBunz
      @ProsTeaBunz 3 месяца назад +7

      Do you need a hug buddy?

    • @soulsazerenos
      @soulsazerenos 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ProsTeaBunzI do

    • @reinbew62
      @reinbew62 3 месяца назад

      mean >:(

    • @Bifa_HEBOH1404-n2z
      @Bifa_HEBOH1404-n2z 3 месяца назад +1

      Men, Snap back to reality

    • @finlandball1939
      @finlandball1939 3 месяца назад

      I kn9w that already. Suicide is coming in my future. I can feel it.

  • @ImNotGrimz
    @ImNotGrimz 9 месяцев назад +4

    the sexual tension between me and that tree while going at 103 mph is crazy at this moment, bye bye guys, my body will be mewing bc i never lose 🤫🧏‍♂️

  • @Flamme-Sanabi
    @Flamme-Sanabi 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro was one step ahead, sis was two steps ahead.

  • @thebonksipper8811
    @thebonksipper8811 9 месяцев назад +5

    The most effective april fools punchline is when there is no punchline.

  • @SuperChristopher-ll8bd
    @SuperChristopher-ll8bd 10 месяцев назад +19

    You think that's funny, My parents got married on April fools day.

  • @Coswalker27
    @Coswalker27 10 месяцев назад +12

    Now that is what i call i a 4D chess play right there.

  • @DoomsdayAttack
    @DoomsdayAttack 5 дней назад +1

    Bro 6 am alone watching this hits hard man

  • @daleodorito
    @daleodorito 10 месяцев назад +190

    I would fall for it completely, like if a cute girl asks me out the last thing that would come to my mind is "Oh, it is April Fools, of course...".
    Not that it would make think that it is a joke more than usual after a second thougth anyways...

    • @cannibalman8175
      @cannibalman8175 10 месяцев назад +28

      If a cute girl asked me out, I'd start brainstorming so hard to find every possible reason for her to do this and eventually arrive at the April Fools conclusion.

    • @LeBronyaJames
      @LeBronyaJames 10 месяцев назад +7

      I’d wonder if she’s feeling unwell or ask if she’s being bullied to ask me out. It being a prank or setup for the day is also a question I’d have. No girls ever asked me out seriously so why suddenly one asks me out?
      Honestly, asking out someone who’s been single their whole life on April Fool’s is rather cruel. Any other day and I would maybe consider giving you a small chance. All I need to proof you’re serious and deadset on wanting to spend time with me particularly.

    • @samuelrodriguez6684
      @samuelrodriguez6684 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@cannibalman8175 My brain would just overheat and I'd get a headache

    • @somebodyelse9130
      @somebodyelse9130 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@cannibalman8175 I don't doubt you, but I feel like I've only heard of fake ask-outs as a prank happening in movies, as neither me or my friends have experienced it. Have so many other people had this happen to them?

    • @marcoz6281
      @marcoz6281 9 месяцев назад +2

      if a girl asked me out i would immediately think she's trynna fool me for some reason

  • @neck-o
    @neck-o 9 месяцев назад +2

    *Suddenly wakes up breathing heavily*

  • @ManuelRiccobono
    @ManuelRiccobono 3 месяца назад +9

    0:33 ohhh she is a manipulator. Big red flag

    • @ozi-g-be
      @ozi-g-be 2 дня назад

      At least she's not a transmuter, those guys are nothing but tricksters

    • @Player-og3vg
      @Player-og3vg День назад

      Agreed

  • @vordeseite7273
    @vordeseite7273 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro got hat tricked in more ways than one.
    Girl got that April Fool's Rizz.

  • @yesiam.461
    @yesiam.461 9 месяцев назад +4

    I'm fucking dying alone lol

  • @potatolad5799
    @potatolad5799 9 месяцев назад +3

    he was playing checkers WHILE SHE WAS PLAYING CHESS LMFAO

  • @user-hxh12369
    @user-hxh12369 9 месяцев назад +3

    Who cares if she's possesive or Yandere. Bro literally got a GF, that too in April fools day...

  • @GraspyourAwareness
    @GraspyourAwareness Месяц назад +1

    Target audience: 👥
    Actual audience: 👤
    Man, I'm an Npc.

  • @elpatosad5757
    @elpatosad5757 9 месяцев назад +3

    That... Was surprisingly wholesome

  • @darkcreeduk4720
    @darkcreeduk4720 9 месяцев назад +1

    Kind guys get confessed is the rare for average guy

  • @YRNHarper
    @YRNHarper 3 месяца назад +3

    I wish it was more stories with these two bruh, cause this is actually cute af😭

  • @theastonvillaseal585
    @theastonvillaseal585 9 месяцев назад +2

    Look the innocent flower but be the serpent under’t… what an evil genius, but a very adorable one ❤

  • @catsozen
    @catsozen 10 месяцев назад +5

    *throws my phone into trashcan* : like that's ever gonna happen.

  • @MasterSwo-MK
    @MasterSwo-MK 10 месяцев назад +4

    The girl is a mad genius.

  • @TvyAV
    @TvyAV 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Don't let any other girl trick you except for me ok?"
    Real

  • @EllonElle
    @EllonElle 10 месяцев назад +22

    You know us gays can never just say "go out with me" its always "MACHINE, TURN BACK NOW."

  • @Rainhato_
    @Rainhato_ 9 месяцев назад +2

    "I like you pls go out with me😢"
    "Panzergranate laden🗣"

  • @an0N1M921
    @an0N1M921 9 месяцев назад +3

    Things that will never happen to you:

  • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
    @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 9 месяцев назад +1

    "What color is that flag?
    "Crimson"
    Yeah that guy would either have a wonderful life full of little lies he'll never find out or the internet route

  • @KyoArchive2_
    @KyoArchive2_ 10 месяцев назад +10

    The boy's expressions are so hilarious, straight out of a comedy manga😂

  • @21iHurt
    @21iHurt 9 месяцев назад +3

    As a loner and professional at self-deprecation. This hurts my heart.

  • @Tyranitard.
    @Tyranitard. 9 месяцев назад +4

    im gonna die alone lmao

  • @outlet-_-
    @outlet-_- 10 месяцев назад +4

    I played this at full volume by mistake at night the first part was enough to now have me on the streets. Thanks

  • @ColoradoSportsFan178
    @ColoradoSportsFan178 10 месяцев назад +19

    Task failed unsuccessfully

  • @lfvgamerbro
    @lfvgamerbro 9 месяцев назад +3

    This will never be you 😂💀😂 (keep crying)

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto 3 месяца назад

      Considering I already have a girlfriend...true?

  • @KurtChangeBringer369
    @KurtChangeBringer369 10 месяцев назад +30

    What a diabolical genius, I loved her!🤩👍😁

  • @kyledoherty3008
    @kyledoherty3008 9 месяцев назад +1

    "The truth is... the game was rigged from the start"

  • @orhanveliyayc203
    @orhanveliyayc203 10 месяцев назад +3

    Welcome to another episode of "Things that will never ever happen to you. "

  • @empressofhearts7300
    @empressofhearts7300 9 месяцев назад +3

    Man, not proud of remembering the one time I did something similar to someone

  • @extremetech7096
    @extremetech7096 9 месяцев назад +1

    He's been befuddled, outsmarted, outshined, and quite possibly bamboozled

  • @Lucy_the_Kirby_Girl
    @Lucy_the_Kirby_Girl 10 месяцев назад +3

    Aaaaaa- this is so cute and wholesome!

  • @Smilinggiyuu
    @Smilinggiyuu 9 месяцев назад +2

    She litrelly gave me ddlc sayori vibe its scary 💀💀

  • @Corveux
    @Corveux 10 месяцев назад +16

    Kill me guys I can't take this overwhelming loneliness anymore 🗿

    • @GimOA
      @GimOA 10 месяцев назад

      don't do it man, it's not worth it

    • @empressofhearts7300
      @empressofhearts7300 9 месяцев назад

      You can, I believe in you

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto 3 месяца назад

      @@empressofhearts7300 I don't.

  • @theultimate2345
    @theultimate2345 9 месяцев назад +1

    There can't be a more suitable moment than this to say that" IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM , IT'S NOT FAIR ".

  • @misterhoudi2824
    @misterhoudi2824 10 месяцев назад +3

    A girl makes a first move!? IMPOSSIBLE!

  • @boxytheboy145
    @boxytheboy145 9 месяцев назад +1

    I thought she confessed to him as an april fools prank🤣

  • @SleepyFunkin
    @SleepyFunkin 10 месяцев назад +3

    cutest lil manipulator

  • @Thecrusader6169
    @Thecrusader6169 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Why did you ask me out on april fool's day ?"
    "Because if you say no I will say I was kidding"

  • @CactusMaractus
    @CactusMaractus 10 месяцев назад +4

    she's a keeper

  • @Ey-1w
    @Ey-1w 3 месяца назад +2

    "NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK."

  • @Excramunecreo
    @Excramunecreo 10 месяцев назад +3

    Ahhhh D: soo cute, my heart x.x

  • @Dw-dx6wn
    @Dw-dx6wn 9 месяцев назад +2

    The 9mm in my gun really want to kiss me now

  • @michaeltima5007
    @michaeltima5007 9 месяцев назад +4

    Love is war coulda end in one epidose..

  • @shuraeditz27
    @shuraeditz27 7 месяцев назад +1

    This so chill my girlfriend when confessing to me went
    "ISTG I AM READY TO GIVE MY LIFE RN AND BECOME UR GF IS THAT ENOUGH?!" idk if bro was threatening me or what...but atleast i found the best woman ever

  • @HARDIKSINGH-wz9pz
    @HARDIKSINGH-wz9pz 10 месяцев назад +39

    "Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain, suffering and futility. Listen… Everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace initiates wars and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses, causal relationships that cannot be separated."
    - Uchiha Madara
    Wake up to reality guys

    • @weepwoop8508
      @weepwoop8508 10 месяцев назад +5

      Bro is quoting fucking Madara to prove a point 💀💀💀

    • @lautarobeheran
      @lautarobeheran 10 месяцев назад +3

      Madara beta as fuck

    • @MikeHawk-pn3lp
      @MikeHawk-pn3lp 9 месяцев назад +2

      Madara is the edgy emo kid at the back of the classroom

    • @crusaderACR
      @crusaderACR 6 месяцев назад

      This can't be a real worldview. God have mercy.
      Basically: Everything is bad, and anything good is only a vehicle to lead to more bad.
      And the last sentence came out of nowhere and means nothing.
      My verdict: Depressing, self-contradictory, adolescent.

  • @gl0gl
    @gl0gl 10 месяцев назад +3

    Too bad that his will NEVER happen to me and i die a sad lonely agonizing death, yeah life is bitch

  • @primalboi96
    @primalboi96 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’m so sad man this pillow ain’t gon cut it anymore I need someone to hug 💀

    • @orangutex468
      @orangutex468 6 месяцев назад

      too bad you're not fucking getting anything else. We are made to die alone and thats it.

  • @_fANE.
    @_fANE. 10 месяцев назад +3

    Bro got played like a fiddle

  • @ThatD1spynser
    @ThatD1spynser 9 месяцев назад +1

    We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and quite possibly... bamboozled.

  • @Roddy_Zeh
    @Roddy_Zeh 10 месяцев назад +9

    Double trick, eh. Tricked-trick...or some trick like that. Not bad. 🍷🗿👍🏻

  • @randomguy7358
    @randomguy7358 3 месяца назад +1

    "Like that's ever gonna happen" -shrek

  • @ppimentell
    @ppimentell 9 месяцев назад +4

    bro got positively bamboozled 💀

  • @elder-woodsilverstein7716
    @elder-woodsilverstein7716 3 месяца назад

    This video isn't even a minute long, yet I fell in love with these characters. The guy was willing to go out with her to avoid her embarrassment and the girl, it turns out, tricked him. They are great.

  • @GarkKahn
    @GarkKahn 10 месяцев назад +6

    Well you can't tell if it's a prank or not until april 2nd

  • @CREDLACE
    @CREDLACE 10 месяцев назад +1

    It warms my heart to see so many wholesome stories in the comments. Maybe love do exists for some people out there.

  • @ShotChannelVN
    @ShotChannelVN 9 месяцев назад +4

    i waited for Jetstream Sam

    • @Cake2019_6
      @Cake2019_6 9 месяцев назад

      Same lmao

    • @空想所
      @空想所 9 месяцев назад +1

      Same here, I also waited for Senator Armstrong or Vergil

  • @lonelyasianchun9109
    @lonelyasianchun9109 6 месяцев назад +1

    I’m going to die single if these kind of videos keep showing up to me

  • @Kagenou_CidV2
    @Kagenou_CidV2 10 месяцев назад +6

    Wow! This is... just like Cid's situation but the other way around