But why is it always so cringe? Literally no one in the world actually speaks like this. Everything is so strained and dramatic. Why are they incapable of speaking normally? It’s all HEHEHE KAWAII HAWAII KAWAII LEONARD SENPAI CHAN SAN ONISAN ONISION ONION BOY IGU IGU XD or, I MUST AVENGE MY MASTER HIRO SHIMA SAN CHAN FOR I AM THE TEKASHI SIX NINE KAKASHI TEKASHI HOKAGE HOAGIE SAN CHAN MAN BUN NARUTO BORUTO SASUKE BOSUKE SAKURA BOKURA THE THIRD AND IT IS MY LIFE MISSION TO AVENGE ALL THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE ME UNTIL MY VERY END I SWEAR like why.
all that is needed now is the 283901003865 flashbacks where the diamond level bagel master remembers his childhood friend who died a while back gave him lifelong advice and then gives him a small smile.
My favorite special attack in this anime is the ✨🔪PERFECT CUT🔪✨ which allows the user to cut the bagel perfectly in half rather than the dogshit zig-zag that usually happens
"it's what my father would have wanted!" I think my brain is broke cause I immediately when to Peter and Quagmire deciding who's fucking the next bagel. 😂
The opponent just standing around doing nothing while the protagonist has a 5 min long inner monologue is so accurate 😂 Like, I don't want to know how you contemplate your next move, just do your move!
The sigh at the end reminds me that at some part of these Stanzi might just act in silence while staring into a wall if the audio isn't played while recording.
The anime accent is perfect lol
'Anime accent' lmao amazing
I love how everyone just understands
_anime accent_
I’m not a sub snob, but that “accent” is exactly why the English dub cringes me out 😂 Dutch and German dubs for example don’t have that extreme accent
@@banina1836
Same- I watched the Swedish dub of Sailor Moon growing up and it sounded really natural
the fact that they spend 5 minutes not actually speaking but communicating to the audience via telepathy is pretty accurate
Also while the opponent is posing sexily lmaooo
But why is it always so cringe? Literally no one in the world actually speaks like this. Everything is so strained and dramatic. Why are they incapable of speaking normally? It’s all HEHEHE KAWAII HAWAII KAWAII LEONARD SENPAI CHAN SAN ONISAN ONISION ONION BOY IGU IGU XD or, I MUST AVENGE MY MASTER HIRO SHIMA SAN CHAN FOR I AM THE TEKASHI SIX NINE KAKASHI TEKASHI HOKAGE HOAGIE SAN CHAN MAN BUN NARUTO BORUTO SASUKE BOSUKE SAKURA BOKURA THE THIRD AND IT IS MY LIFE MISSION TO AVENGE ALL THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE ME UNTIL MY VERY END I SWEAR like why.
@@jasonvargas7564 woah calm down my guy
@@jasonvargas7564 Bro is having a mental breakdown
@@jasonvargas7564 fr tho, Hoagie San Chan sounds dope. I hope they defeat Onion Boy in the final battle
The greatest power of the ancient times: Flavorful Bagels.
Yes.
@@A_plain_Bagel b- but you’re just a plain bagel! you couldn’t possibly comprehend such power!
@@A_plain_Bagel HELLLOOOOO
@@a_powerful_bagel :0
@@saltymarshmallows316 I am above all bagels I am the bagel overlord you cannot comprehend my power.
the hand positions are chefs kiss
The fist clench at the end as the hero reminisces about his dead or absent father really does it 😂
Hate to break the news, but I don’t think he was the hero 😂 definitely the main character tho with the badass backstory we have yet to uncover 😮
The hero music In the background is what kills me
Imagine if we just silenced all the inner thoughts so we just had them standing there making faces and head movements before speaking.😅
@@Maria.Mirabella Thanks.
I'd watch it
Don't tempt the anime gods 😥 they are bored enough to do it.
I work at a bagel shop and it’s exactly like this…😂
Plot twist: The master comes in and orders a plain bagel and offers to teach the MC the true power of simplicity.
The "it's what my father would've wanted" is the cherry on top
I know, it's so accurate
Legends say that fujimo aritoshi helped make the everything bagel from Everything Everywhere All At Once
I once had no idea what my body wanted so I tried food and ended up eating caramel and a plain bagel at the same time. So they’re good for something….
The Ash voice that made my laugh bro 😂😂 so good!!
I want someone to animate these, holy shit they're good lol
OMG YES
MAKE A PETITION
@@The_Tennie I SIGNED! 🖋️
I agree!
The fist at the end 😭😭😭 anime is so dumb and I love it 💀
I've seen every one of these anime sketches and even tho I know every punchline they still crack me up IDK how you do it XD
‘the plain bagle is pretty good’ SOBBING 💀💀
Had to Google Fugimo Aratoshi just to make sure he wasn’t some bagel aficionado.
So that was a confirmed "No".
Damn, now I have to order some bagels for breakfast tomorrow.
My hero academia in a nutshell
This kid has set so many expectations for himself; I hope he meets all of them one day
that diamond level bagel masters breath gonna be stank after that bagel
The hand clutch at the end 👌delicious
All that’s missing is a cutscene to the protagonist falling before a bagel years ago 😂
What’s wrong with a plain bagel!?
*anime battle scene commences*
all that is needed now is the 283901003865 flashbacks where the diamond level bagel master remembers his childhood friend who died a while back gave him lifelong advice and then gives him a small smile.
Asiago bagels are so good! The drama in these videos is so accurate and enjoyable!
Better plot and character development than half the spring anime lineup. Would watch.
an asiago bagel??? how can anyone handle such power????
Next time I got to Starbucks I want this kind of interaction.
i,too,trained under the bagel master
Wow the shonen voice is incredibly on point
Okay but why are the voices on point? Like literally every anime character seems to sound like this. 🤣
My favorite special attack in this anime is the ✨🔪PERFECT CUT🔪✨ which allows the user to cut the bagel perfectly in half rather than the dogshit zig-zag that usually happens
This series just gets better and better and more ridiculous every time thank you so much
*blushes akwardly* honestly stanzi-chan, your videos are so amazing… your just so talented… uwu
this comment has tempted me into drinking battery acid
@@nuggetdog4262 neat
I’ve embarrassed myself in public with how hard I laughed out loud at this
Fujimo Aratoshi is the GOAT, I love the flashback episode where he almost died due to an allergic reaction.
I heard “Diamond level bagel master” and immediately ran to the kitchen to make sure my bagels were safe.
These are hands down my favourite shorts of yours!! Always make me laugh😊
"We also have crepes..."
"Heh, you FOOL."
*[insert anime gasp here]*
I would LOVE if you made one of these, but from an outside viewer’s perspective, complete with the awkward silences
Your range of acting is astonishing!
your anime voice is SOOO good
These anime fight videos give me life thanks stanzi
Every anime protagonists dad:🔥🪦🥛🏃♂️💨
I was catching up my on MHA last night and kept thinking of Stanzi every time someone had an inner monolog like this 😆
The accuracy I cannot 😩🤚
The anime acting is so spot on 😂
I love that all of these end with "I have to work harder" because that's what anime is all about
This is giving deku and bakugou vibes and I love it
It’s ALWAYS what the father would’ve wanted 😭
I can’t get over these! They’re all sp funny
Every time it's the "It's what my father would've wanted." 🤣🤣🤣
I fucking love this!!!! Spice "salt" and anime scene LMAO 🤣
'No way! This guy?' WHY IS THAT SO ACCURATE LMAOOAOA
I want my official title to be “Diamond Level Bagel Master”
Everything bagel 🤣 I love the everything everywhere all at once reference. If it’s not intended, it still feels natural in the anime world.
There is something so satisfying in the way you say bagel master
Oh, you can't imagine the bagels that I can handle...! 😂
I was practically WAITING for the “…since the ancient times!”😂
THE HANDS ARE SO ACCURATE
Always the fathers that are dead
Her comedy is the best. Love it.
Anime mind reading abilities never cease to amuse me 😂
Maybe with enough training, that kid will be able to recognize the masters by their fashion style. 💀
I literally almost fried my brain watching this😭
It's so goodddd. And for some reason I'm reminded of Pokemon
Those freaking hand gestures kill me every time 🤣
Sounds like my favorite Panera order! Lmfao
THE MONOLOGUE ACCENT WAS SO SPOT ON IM
This feels more like a mobile game ad than an anime at this point
The anime protag-kun voice always kills me
It’s always the hard working mom doing the 9 to 5 and the dead/absent father plot for me 😂
Holyshit the voices that you got going on in this one and the diction and just the whole life is absolutely perfect! Freaking slaying this shit
This story line is perfection, you achieved a master level...just like your father wanted
As a Jewish Bagel Master… I approve. Except shmear is the proper word over slather.
#bagelmaster
Giving Gundam tanaka with the " HA! YOU DARE TO OFFER ME A PLAIN BAGEL?!"
The hands!!!!!!! They are so perfect....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"it's what my father would have wanted!"
I think my brain is broke cause I immediately when to Peter and Quagmire deciding who's fucking the next bagel. 😂
I love your humor so much idk you just get me
The opponent just standing around doing nothing while the protagonist has a 5 min long inner monologue is so accurate 😂 Like, I don't want to know how you contemplate your next move, just do your move!
OMG!! You girl, are absolutely hilarious!! It’s 2:17am and I now have to binge watch all of your shorts. Liked and subscribed.
The "uhmmm" before every statement, lol! 🤣🤣😭
God your videos make my day better lol
i love how the noob character's voice is what deku supposedly sounds like
This is how all anime looks to me. I live for these videos.
ok but the outfit is such a slay
I swear she does it so well ❤
Never stop making these!!!
Never get tired of these 💕😂
yay this series is back :D (haven't watched it in awhile and missed it)
One of the best videos i've seen! 😂please make more ❤
This is too good Stanzi 😂😂😂
The sigh at the end reminds me that at some part of these Stanzi might just act in silence while staring into a wall if the audio isn't played while recording.
“The great bagel master” that is what got me
Okay but stanzi your hair looks incredible 💗😭anyways this is funny
You need to be an actor or a voice actor or something, you're amazing, watching your videos is always fun.
The inner monologue is spot on😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stanzi San Your so talented I didn’t know your power was at that level Uwu