If Wikipedia is anything to go by, it’s a thing beyond Japan. Taiwan, China, Mexico, Thailand and Korea apparently all have their own version of the kid prank. We just hear about it more in Japan because they feature it more in their pop culture (though I’d probably die if it showed up in a Spanish telenovela)
@@joehill4094 Guilty Gear fans theorized that Raven was Axl. However, in the GG Memorial Book and in the Guilty Gear Codex, Ishiwatari stated that the fan theory was incorrect. While he denies the idea of Axl and Raven being the same, he has maintained that they are connected in some way.
Faust was doing the cast a favor. Rectal examination is very important in finding diseases affecting the human body, and it could be a somewhat pricey procedure for those without proper insurance. For example, rectal and colon cancer can be discover through this, and be treatable if found in it's early stages. So do your bit and make an appointment with your doctor to get your anus checked. When it comes to your health, you don't want to.. half ass it. **this has been a public service announcement on behalf of butt doctors associated**
@@noobium5333 I have noticed that Faust doesn't quite comply with the laws of physics, he creates portals and seems to have superhuman elasticity on top of that
This is a game where an ex-serial killer and unlicensed doctor performs the '1000 years of death' and the chacters comment with: "Im gonna explode!","G-SPOT!", "A full course...", "Not bad" and "There is no god."
@@xone_mi He had the same skill in GGX, X2 and Accent Core, but he used his scalpel instead of fingers. Shigekiteki Zetsumei Ken a. k. a. Scalpel Enema.
@@DiskRan0 and like three times as much in xrd, bro became so gay for a single game and then went back to being... well yeah still gay but with shorter hair
@@jacksonbowns1087 You should. Ramlethal must be protected at all cost, and I'm pretty sure this is... If not the direct opposite of that, slightly to the left of directly opposite of that.
@@nick-brothwood Someone did mentioned that Dizzy was missing her counterbalance(she apparently has Justice's pose). Then someone replied that ut under Ky's bed for some reason.
From everything I've seen from Guilty Gear, that's literally the best explanation of "Dandyism" we get. Dandyism is... dandyism. It's exactly that. Nobody knows what it means, but various characters follow it like doctrine.
The fact that about 1/3 of this cast is begrudgingly down with this and Ky fucking Kiske is one of them is why Guilty Gear has one of the best casts in all fighting games
From what I can vaguely recall from things I may have overheard while passing by, May, and pretty much all the other little girls on her crew, all have a crush on Johnny It's not really something that I felt should be looked into
@@crpineo as far as i remember all the girl on johnny' ship are orphan and are named after months from jan to December with may being a huge simp for him but too young for him anyway
@@Discoveryman29 none of which really contradicts what I said, but the chances that all the girls had month names...something is somewhat suspicious there...
Why would you even consider watching a Japanese voice acted fighting game video, specifically one about getting a finger jabbed up someone's posterior, without headphones?
+Brorrowind Perhaps the *ultimate* masochist. His only competition -- as far as I know -- is Ryona from Senran Kagura, and if he has anything on her, it's that he's immortal and thus could live through, well, everything.
@@yassinbennasser2994 Dude, he meant the prostate. Prostate orgasms are allegedly much better than regular orgasms. That, along with sadomasochism, is the reason why some guys are into their gf pegging them
My favourite is when Answer says drastic in monotone while his face struggles to be straight. That’s what president chief of staff should be capable of. Now please make a test to select chief of staff based on this standard.
this implies you wouldn't call the cops when it happened to May, who is clearly underage or Dizzy or Sin for that matter, since they're both under 10 (I believe?)
Took me awhile. May is confirmed 22 her appearance is 16 sadly they never age. Jam is in her late 20s dizzy and sin are 4 and 8 so you'll be calling the police on Ky as she did bear his son bridget is in his 20s but still has the appearance of a 12 yr old later boy
Bruh today I picked Faust against my 11 year old sister and acidentally did this move in the midle of a combo. It was a finishing move too. She was speechless. Edit: Me: Oh wow I forgot I commented here. That's a lot of likes! I wonder what the replies say... Replies: Me:🤨📷 Edit2:GUYS I *DID NOT* DO THIS IRL Edit3:guys please stop... Edit4:Guys I have decided to check out this comment every now and then to see what my sus level is
+Sean Marco Louis o.O Gimme a minute to look it up... Okay, I see that her age is *unknown*; I'm not seeing any information saying she's an adult. Source, please?
Martin D. In the story mode they only reference it, but if I had to guess she'd be 21 at minimum if she was 14 in the missing link because from 2 to xrd there was a year, from accent core to 2 it was 5 years and then x and xx all took place a year after missing link
GamersGoin'Blind TBH, in Guilty Gear world, Japanese has Long lifespan along with the most misleading appearance in their world. Baiken at least 100 year old since she is one of the original Japanese survivors, with that I wouldn’t be confused when May age maybe around 30-40 with that appearance.
![Guilty Gear Xrd REV2 - FAUST: OverDrive + Destroyed All Variations [1080p]](/img/1.gif)
I will never get over the fact that an impromptu rectal exam is an actual real move in a real fighting game
I mean he's a doctor so he's oughta get to know their health and stuff
Tbh I wouldn't mind it either
Just put some lube on it 😂
EVEN FUNNIER, IT'S IN 2 FIGHTING GAMES
NINJA STORM TOO
@@hunnitwales There's a video were a woman really used that move in a real street fight against a dude
Link the video mf
The fact that for Kum the robot is literally just malfunctioning and she doesn't know what's going on is perfect
Kum?!
@@-M_- Yes Kum
“Never seen this error before..?!”
@@sonataavalon6017 kum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kum is her last name. Haehyun is her given one.
Everybody: NOOOOOOO!!!!
Raven: *N O T B A D*
Faust seems to be enjoying himself, literally and figuratively
I-No : H A R D E R!!!!
Undine seem to enjoy it while Dizzy was confused and Necro got PTSD from Dizzy and Ky's bed exercise.
@@lightKyubi from what i know about that character it seems she is quite a bad girl
Why does a oldman turn into a little girl though Guilty Gear is weird as shit
Elphelt: “I’m not registered yet!”
Hold up...
EJ Padilla FBI OPEN UP!!!
Could Just Be A Virgin.
What she probably meant was she's not married yet hence she has not officially registered
@@adamschneider587 lol it is funny tho
If Wikipedia is anything to go by, it’s a thing beyond Japan. Taiwan, China, Mexico, Thailand and Korea apparently all have their own version of the kid prank. We just hear about it more in Japan because they feature it more in their pop culture (though I’d probably die if it showed up in a Spanish telenovela)
Teleports Behind you
"Nothing personal kid."
Injecting love-!
*Personnel
G-SPOTTO
"inverted fart noise"
>kid
Oh no
Everyone else is freaking out whole I-No and Raven are like "Hell yeah".
I-No basically said harder... Or it was strong...
Raven is a sadomasochist and (quite literally) can't feel anything.
@@GiordanDiodato someone can't be a masochist if they can't feel anything, they have to feel the pain to get pleasure out of it.
@@deddrz2549 well he gets off to feeling it
And milia
Axl Low: “Why does everyone treat me like a joke?”
Also Axl Low: *“THIS CAN’T BECOME A HABIT...!”*
Ino pegs him
@@Benxall you didn't have to but you have, and now this image will never leave my mind
@@hetameme2697 ruclips.net/video/GZuRARycmhw/видео.html
@@Benxall holup
@@Benxall Probably. I-nos a kinky bitch.
0:31 "There is no God..."
Every day we stray further from god.
Imagine get checked so hard, you start questioning higher existence
@@redacted144 true
God creates Man, Man Destroys God...
OH DAMN
1:18 "A new world is openning!"
..... portal to Assguard?
BaDumTss
This comment killed me, my sense of humor is destroyed.
Sick
Underrated
1:12 faust got some explaining to do 😏
Good spot
Male g-spot is in the arse, my dude
@@hegeliansours1312 explain deeper
@@redflame300 it’s your prostate
He's a doctor, and the g spot is a biological term
0:26 this scream was perfect
*"GYAAAAAAAH!!!"*
Sounds like Chika Fujiwara when she goes crazy.
" *I'm well aquatinted with this* "
Something tells me that this ISN'T Raven's first time
Considering he's a sadomasochist, probably not.
Its probably because he literally tells you that isnt his first time
or last...
Axl and Raven are the character, just from different times. So yeah this isn't his first time.
@@joehill4094 Guilty Gear fans theorized that Raven was Axl. However, in the GG Memorial Book and in the Guilty Gear Codex, Ishiwatari stated that the fan theory was incorrect. While he denies the idea of Axl and Raven being the same, he has maintained that they are connected in some way.
"I'm still just a pure maiden!"
Not anymore you're not.
Cizma77 the conclusion?
Degenerate sodomy
Is
Degenerate.
Leave Jam alone.
butt action doesn't count, ask the Greeks :p
*i'm not registered yet*
Pomf
Too much spice!
Faust was doing the cast a favor. Rectal examination is very important in finding diseases affecting the human body, and it could be a somewhat pricey procedure for those without proper insurance. For example, rectal and colon cancer can be discover through this, and be treatable if found in it's early stages.
So do your bit and make an appointment with your doctor to get your anus checked. When it comes to your health, you don't want to.. half ass it.
**this has been a public service announcement on behalf of butt doctors associated**
...
...
My man this is perfecto
don't be so anal about it man
...
Everyone:NOO DONT TOUCH MY ASS
Raven: Real shit
I-no:yep real shit
I demand sauce for that cultured pfp
@@SkullEater78 artist is takuji character is nico yazawa from love live
@@supereggnog8099 FUCKING WHAT?
@@supereggnog8099 ty
It’s canon, Faust’s fingering is a bigger threat than Dizzy’s gamma ray, since bedman actually reacts to the poke
I still question how Faust was even able to reach Bedman and do that… But then again it’s funny knowing that this man just ignores logic.
@@choking1668 probably made a portal in his undies...
@@noobium5333nah, with enough determination Faust just rams his fingers through the bed
@@noobium5333 I have noticed that Faust doesn't quite comply with the laws of physics, he creates portals and seems to have superhuman elasticity on top of that
@@JargonMadjin in Strive he straight up can fly and teleports without opening any kind of portals, so atp he just makes up his own laws of physics
3:03
*N O T B A D*
Kinda gae
*I ' M W E L L A C Q U A I N T E D W I T H T H I S*
*P A N Z E R*
O
Hes gae
1:57 a surprisingly cute sounding voice o_O
It's always the kuuderes man
Yeah it's sounds good... Alright that sounded weird haha what can say I've got a thing for dark skin anime girls (don't ask why)
@@Phantom_Gabriel It's alright man, you can say it. In fact, I'll say it for you.
*Ahem*
Hentai
@@roshenhaglensfield
Now you have my attention. Do you have any good numbers?
NICE!
This is a game where an ex-serial killer and unlicensed doctor performs the '1000 years of death' and the chacters comment with: "Im gonna explode!","G-SPOT!", "A full course...", "Not bad" and "There is no god."
At least he doesn't do it with his scalpel like in previous games.
@@el_gringo6416 what.
@@xone_mi He had the same skill in GGX, X2 and Accent Core, but he used his scalpel instead of fingers.
Shigekiteki Zetsumei Ken a. k. a. Scalpel Enema.
@@el_gringo6416 I wish I was the person getting hit by that.
@@el_gringo6416 oof, my ass just clenched thinking about it
I love how the second guy says “in this world there’s much to discover” taking it like a champ
That's ky kiske and he practically got horny over his wife almost nuking him
KY is definitely a submissive boyfriend
@@DiskRan0not my type of males (I’m a straight man btw)
@@DiskRan0 and like three times as much in xrd, bro became so gay for a single game and then went back to being... well yeah still gay but with shorter hair
Ky discovered something new he would like Dizzy to try on him lol
2:55 I just cracked at that facial expression.
Rider: What happened?
Looks like gen from dr stone
Me todo XD
Hehe
Kum
jam expression cracked me up XD
1:57 - Who knew Ramlethal could make _that_ noise?
NICE!
The doujin artists knew all along
what a cute squeal
I kinda feel bad for her, for some reason.
@@jacksonbowns1087 You should. Ramlethal must be protected at all cost, and I'm pretty sure this is... If not the direct opposite of that, slightly to the left of directly opposite of that.
You know this is serious if even Necro is worried for Undyne.
Chips Light That alone puts Faust into a whole other light. XD
A bit disappointed there wasn't one for each of them.
Chips Light oof
Chips Light ... Ya wonder if she tried to take Ky's first "Rising Force" to "protect" Dizzy
Even though both Necro and Undine always bicker....al8t
Ky: “Stimulation”
Ky gets pegged by Dizzy confirmed
I mean she has a tail
@@nick-brothwood Someone did mentioned that Dizzy was missing her counterbalance(she apparently has Justice's pose). Then someone replied that ut under Ky's bed for some reason.
@@nick-brothwood I can see it now
Ky: So... what dat tail do?
Dizzy: You'll see...
@@GiordanDiodato proceeds to transform her tail into a mouth all before eating out his ass.
well, i'm sorry to say, but he said that he has much more to discover in this world, meaning that this is a new experience for him
GEE SPOTU!
The profile pic is too suitable for your comment XDDDD
Look's like Fate has Brought us to see each other again
Pajamapants Jack wait is Faust gay....👀👀👀👀👀
Sydney is that you!?!?
SHAMEFUL PARADISE
"These foreigners are scary"
100% BRUH
well... those "foreigners" DID fucked up Japan hard, TWICE (the isolation era and the whole WW1~WW2 era).
@@HenSt-gz7qj Look on the bright side. Two nukes created anime.
*And third can make it real.*
In GG cannon the Japanese (like bainken) are almost extinct due to recial persecution.
@@longwoolcoat2266 No, Justice had the gears wreck Japan before the Crusades because their Ki harnessing abilities were deemed a threat.
@@Anomaly188 Old comment but nope. That Man had justice blow it up to stop the Universal Will from coming into the world there.
Love how undine took one for the team at 3:12, also necros's face lol
Undine: "GET DOWN YOUR HIGHNESS!!!"
Necro: 0______0
@@svartfrasr9755 I'm pretty sure Undine was like: SECRET SERVICE, GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!!!!
Reminds me of Brook
Welp... She lost her virginity man.... 😳😓
💀💀💀💀💀
Me: I need an Adult
Faust: I am an adult
You: I need a better adult
@Jack DeSilver Faust: Medically, I am an adult
Answer: Compliance!
Faust: Y O U R C O M P L I A N C E I S N' T A F A C T O R
Me: *is an adult*
Me: I need an adult!
Faust: I am an adult!
@@shinkiro403 ha
“That cue isn’t tournament legal” was one of the greatest things in this video
3:27 The sound of, and look on Answer's face wounds me everytime.
Just realized it's a doraemon reference
I love how pissed off the ones before this one looks.
So this one finishes me off easily
MMMMMMMMM
Hes probably on a business call too
Me too,man
I like how Faust, I-no and Raven were all.
"I like this"
Then there's Millia trying to deny she liked it.
not to mention Ky and Bedman 'discovering new possibilities' and Venom being concerned only about people watching
Johnny: I'm... Normal!
15% of the damage dealt by the attack is the fingers. The other 85% is for the humilliation.
Idc if it’s embarrassing I still want it
@@ThePersonWhoAsked69420HUH?
@@ROYEWITHNOE I said nothing
@@ThePersonWhoAsked69420 Are you Raven
@@ROYEWITHNOE maybe
Is no one going to mention how Answer had to TAKE THAT WHILE SPEAKING ON THE PHONE??? He's absolutely legendary, ger yourself an employee THAT good
Imagine being the other person on the line and hearing:"Gimme a minute, I'm fighting this crazy retired doc-HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG"
@@TyrannicalUser There's already a Johnny in GG, and he's a lady killer as well. This town ain't big enough for the two of em.
0:20
"In this world... I still have much to discover."
*Ky, explain yourself.*
Dizzy's tail has to do something y'know
1:35 Thank you for that extremely helpful translator's note.
From everything I've seen from Guilty Gear, that's literally the best explanation of "Dandyism" we get. Dandyism is... dandyism. It's exactly that. Nobody knows what it means, but various characters follow it like doctrine.
@@vanguarddawndandyism is a real concept from the 19th century
One of the best lines is exclusive to the SIGN dub.
Slayer: *MY ONE WEAKNESS?!?!?!*
Agreed. That move is definitely the best part of the dub, at least I think so!
"Injecting love!"
The dub made this attack landing infinitely better imo. And is one reason Ill never let Sign leave my side.
I hope they try to dub the one coming in 2020
I had no idea, that's amazing.
The fact that about 1/3 of this cast is begrudgingly down with this and Ky fucking Kiske is one of them is why Guilty Gear has one of the best casts in all fighting games
Dizzy pegs Ky, no changing my mind.
@@Sparking_Ram well, i'm sorry to say, but he said that he has much more to discover in this world, meaning that this is a new experience for him
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 that just means dizzy has yet to peg ky
They are married, their still chances
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 he and dizzy later had a talk, then..
@@Sparking_Ram What do you think her tail is for my guy
0:28 “Gomen-ne Johnny!!!”
Wait a tick... Zeno?
From what I can vaguely recall from things I may have overheard while passing by, May, and pretty much all the other little girls on her crew, all have a crush on Johnny
It's not really something that I felt should be looked into
@@crpineo as far as i remember all the girl on johnny' ship are orphan and are named after months from jan to December with may being a huge simp for him but too young for him anyway
@@Discoveryman29 none of which really contradicts what I said, but the chances that all the girls had month names...something is somewhat suspicious there...
@@crpineo lorewise he gave them their names by the month he adopted them.
I love how with dizzy it’s her mercy side and the murder side is like “ok I might kill people but bro. That’s fucked up”
2:07
I love how it sounds like Sin's voice actor is gradually moving his mounth away from the recording mic xD
He rollin' away with the office chair
fuckin voice fading
Hmm is his VA the same as kaidou? He sounds familiar
his soul left his body
1:29 *REFEREE, WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING?!*
CrystalRaider at Venom’s weird ass hair
Me 2
Porple Hooze when the hair is up “Oh no he is hot!”
love how that seems to be his only concern
0:46 where have i heard that voice before...
Disappointment's Games It's him. DIO.
A new ZA WARUDO!! is opening
Wait! He is Dio?!?
KONO DIO DA
@@Christin-Eleven DIO va
0:33
My friend : i thought you're watching guilty gear videos
Me : i am
*knock* *knock* *knock*
@@lykos2327 (in a muffled voice) wanna sprite cranberry?
@@Sleepyhead156 no thanks but is that hentai???
3:04 not bad
Hahahahha the best one xD
Me: what the f-
Ky low-key liked it
Low-key? dude he loved it
*Low-Ky
Ky now has something to ask Dizzy to try with her tail
Badam tis
Most fighters: *_N O_*
Raven, I-NO, Faust: *_Y E S_*
Ramlethal, Haehyun: w h a t
Ky: *_M A Y B E_*
Ky: This better not awaken anything in me...ah fuck...
@@MeatbagSlayer Same for Axl
KY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY *M A Y B E* ????????
Johnny and Baiken's faces are pure gold.
Can't wait to photo copy them into something random and in the backround
I personally loved Zato's face
I dunno, Jam's face was priceless
I posted a Picture of Baiken's face on Google+ and it's getting some +s and comments.
But have you seen sin's post-attack sprite?
This could be perfectly the name of a series "Stimulating fists of annihilation: Opening of an obscure world"
Sounds like something Kakashi-sensei would read. XP
Sounds like Noble Phantasm
Sounds like a Fate NP
That's hilarious that Undyne is the one who gets hit in Dizzy's animation. Makes sense but damn I didn't expect it.
A buck says she tested Ky out first
This man had his fingers in the whole roster.
Even himself
1:09
Oh c'mon chipp, everyone knows proctoscopy is a perfectly legal medical operation.
actually he says "MY ASS!!"
uploader mistranslated it.
This is literally the first video i've seen about guilty gear, and i tell you, 1:50 i thought this lad was a granny.
That's it, bedman is an old grandmother, and no one can make me think otherwise
Same bro
Bedma
Ramlethal: A being made solely for destruction and chaos, with no real emotions or thought of her own for the most part
Also Ramlethal: 1:57
Sol was helping her learn about emotions, I expect her to start asking him questions after this one
"Haaah~?"
Uaaaaa〜
Poor girl fucking blue screened.
I wish I could tell you what she says after that... umm..."distressed squeak".
3:25 "These foreigners are scary" lol
Well she's from Japan and never explored anywhere else for as i remembered since plaster old guilty gear
@@demochris1786 She's been out of the Japanese colonies for at least 6 years.
@@SuperLlama42 really?
@@demochris1786 Six years have passed in-between the original game and Xrd.
Can we talk about her facial expression though?
0:45 I know that voice where ever I hear it,
*DIO!*
IS FUCKING DIO
Also 2:21 is Speedwagon
Is this a JoJo reference!!!1!1!??1!!1?
@@DarrylWhiteYT THATS why he sounded so familiar
"is this the new world" NEW THE WORLD?! WHERE
Dizzy is so pure, we got undine taking one for the team
Faust is best joke character.
Prove me wrong.
Javier Reyes Agreed
I WAS going to say deadpool
But nevermind
Or aoyama yuga from bnha
But also nevermind
Dan the man
Fight me
Kakashi in disguise! 😂
*How it feels to chew five gums*
Stimulate your senses.
How it'll feel to chew *F I V E* gum...
*3:19*
New *F I V E* gum. Experience can vary.
Something else got stimulated.
0:33 I had to be punished for watching this without earphones
Why would you even consider watching a Japanese voice acted fighting game video, specifically one about getting a finger jabbed up someone's posterior, without headphones?
@@maniacaal I just so happened to play it on speakers...
You're ok over there?
Raven: "I'm well acquainted with this!"
😲
I love Raven's reaction to the impromptu prostate exam. Cause you know damn well he studied and is getting an A on the test.
Who knew Raven was into that sort of dirty play.
He's a masochist afterall
+Brorrowind
Perhaps the *ultimate* masochist. His only competition -- as far as I know -- is Ryona from Senran Kagura, and if he has anything on her, it's that he's immortal and thus could live through, well, everything.
Martin D. His instant kill basically a suicide bombing where in the end he rises from his own ashes.
Luis Lopez Be honest, is that really a surprise? XD
The question is... is Panzer his safeword? XD
"G-spot!!!" I'm *dying!* XD
palindinX p-spot to be more accurate.
@@yassinbennasser2994 Dude, he meant the prostate. Prostate orgasms are allegedly much better than regular orgasms. That, along with sadomasochism, is the reason why some guys are into their gf pegging them
Faust is actually one of the only characters to just go with it.
My favourite is when Answer says drastic in monotone while his face struggles to be straight. That’s what president chief of staff should be capable of. Now please make a test to select chief of staff based on this standard.
Mine's Johnny doing the Joey Wheeler meme face and Jam's face contorting to look like a shocked expression in a JJBA manga
Just
Hearing him say "Drastic!" In that tone, compared to him going *"H M M M M M M M"* just got me well
Faust is simply a blessing to this game
May says: "Sorry Johhny"
No wonder she's so afraid of baldies.
You thought it would be Johnny, but it was I... Faust!
@@caranostalgico9249 Which is funny that Dio VA voice Zato XD
@@annoying_HK_guy Lol, really?! Dio is in the game? Damn it, if only he was performing the technique that would be sweet...
Of all who had to enjoy it (normally), why was it Millia.
Also ironically, Answer had the most appropriate reaction.
WalŦz She's very serious and straightforward, usually those are the ones who are pent up sexually.
for me Johnny's face is so funny cuz of the evil chin meme
Nico Gaiden
I hate it when you are right about this XDDD
I cant help but agree
@@legendarydigitize2523 while Jam's face os straight out a JJBA reference
What about Undine? Not even Necro knew she was into anal.
Slayer turns into Devilman XD
3:19 obviously the best
I hate celeste
1:43 she’s enjoying it?
Very much so.
OH YEAH SHE IS
😍
literally i-no he said don't stop doctor, keep giving me more love medicine, I still want more thermometer.
"Fortissimo~!" 💗
2:13 *Im calling the cops*
this implies you wouldn't call the cops when it happened to May, who is clearly underage
or Dizzy or Sin for that matter, since they're both under 10 (I believe?)
@@GiordanDiodato Weeeeeeeeeeeeell
May is 20 i think
and Faust is a doctor giving rectal examination
But then again Faust isn't a legal doctor ....
@@aws8033 the fucker can bring thendead the life, he doesn't have a license caus he's wanted across the world for being a Gear
Took me awhile. May is confirmed 22 her appearance is 16 sadly they never age. Jam is in her late 20s dizzy and sin are 4 and 8 so you'll be calling the police on Ky as she did bear his son bridget is in his 20s but still has the appearance of a 12 yr old later boy
Bro age is actually just a number (only in fiction).
I-no: "Adult Time?!" 😱 lol.
john1120 i will do it irl when i see a girl....a cute one
I dunno, I think "Fortissimo!" is funnier.
I’m dead! ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
XDD I-no so kinky lol
@@GiordanDiodato since frotissimo means super-strong or really powerful in Italian it's even funnier.
Raven: Harder daddy
Faust: What?
Raven: You heard what i said.
Gay detected
@@masaru_enatsu2047 nah he gets off to feeling stuff
"I'm normal!"
-best quote XD
Arie Kazami421 for me i'm sorry jhonny
coupled with the Joey Wheeler creepy chin and I'm just laughin my balls off
@@andreasmanalu7859 , who's that Johnny she called?
@@k4rec4 The pimp looking dude, he leads the pirate group May is in. Coincidentally they are all women.
@@Raiju2 hehe he did the memey face!
Undine: taking one for the team.
Dizzy: huh?
Necro: DAFUQ?!
Well in past games Dizzy would literally bend over for Faust when she gets hit.
@@tcchip HOLUP
@@tcchip Dizzy is only 8 years old, after all
@@GiordanDiodato HOLUP!
the love and care the devs put into this franchise man. Artisinal!
You know what they say: art is anal
Ramlethal's is so precious lol
Ram lethal indeed...😏
@@sparda74what did he mean by this
@@crppledizzle9374Ram(ming)
Lethal
i love how they grabbed the idea of answer always being on the phone and ran with it
2:41 yes?
Diamond unbreakable bitch
*JACK-O':* SECURITY SLOT DAMAGE!!!
May: There is no God!
Me: LMAO THAT'S FUNNY
Mectro15 One of the best ones by far.
The pain in the ass must be intense for that girl to stop believing in a higher power...
Extreme - There Is No God. Another music reference, basically. Maybe.
Dastan Bastan Key word, "maybe". XD
punny
Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that one of fausts voice lines for that is “G-SPOT”?😭
Jhonny knows how to do the Joey Wheeler creepy chin xDDD
Meanwhile Jam's face contorts to look like the shocked expression of JJBA manga characters
@@patcatzgames9792 i dunno, that looks mote like a gintama expression to me...
NYEH!
"Th-That button...!"
Wait, there is a button here?
"Power supply failure"
Oh...
Why did she build her human mech like that is the more important question.
@@ShinKyuubi I think it's best we don't know.
@@ShinKyuubi Well its hidden pretty well actually
@@weabooheaboo1198 she probably didnt expect anyone would ever find it there but she didnt acount for fausts crazyness
0:33 Millia enjoys it.
She is rather pent up and serious to someone like Zato 1
that's what happens when you save yourself for a dead guy
THE POWER OF BONER IS TOO STRONG
Bruh zato 1 be like seriously?!
Bruh today I picked Faust against my 11 year old sister and acidentally did this move in the midle of a combo. It was a finishing move too. She was speechless.
Edit:
Me: Oh wow I forgot I commented here. That's a lot of likes! I wonder what the replies say...
Replies:
Me:🤨📷
Edit2:GUYS I *DID NOT* DO THIS IRL
Edit3:guys please stop...
Edit4:Guys I have decided to check out this comment every now and then to see what my sus level is
What a madlad
I accidentally did this irl, they were also speechless.
@@jestfullgremblim8002 HOL' UP
@@UncleAsmos2005 WAIT A MINUTE
BRUHH moment 😁😂
Millia is rather pent-up, isn't she?
World's Strongest Reaper After all she loves Zato-1.
That's 10 years of pent up pussy right there
Despiter her sexy mature look, she's still a virgin.
No she have sex with the zato in a canonical novel.
Hm I need to read this novel.
I H A V E Q U E S T I O N S
*we
*I have S E V E R A L questions*
well i have answers. go ahead
I love how 4 fingers striking the ass takes half of your hp
90% of the roster: No, don't do it! No... Please... No that's not good! I'm a virgin...!
Raven: Joke's on you I'm into that shit!
I-no: HARDER DADDY!!
2:30 No don't do it Im a virgin
Lol I get the reference
I love how he misses Dizzy and gets one of the wings instead.
How dare they not dub this game as well.
I'm still not sure if Faust really went for Undyne or if he actually went for Dizzy, but Undyne threw herself in the way.
Undine wanted to protect Dizzy's anal virginity so Ky could be her first.
@@MrDibara Faust Didint want a 3rd investigation from the fbi
Ky: Stimulation!!
I wonder what Ky and Dizzy did back then..
I believe Dizzy's tail is pretty stimulating. XD
He looks soo gay !! Look at that face !! Man Ky !! Chill broo!! Stimulating!? Really!!
Noticed that when Dizzy's turn, Undine took the damage... How abt during 'that' time?
Science says anal sex is as good as normal sex. As you can see, Ky already pound Dizzy, his feels are similar
@@prime1773 The angel probably enjoys it while the skeleton has existenial conflict
So Milia, I-no, Faust and Raven are apparently all for it..... especially Raven lol
I miss SIGN Slayer saying "MY ONE WEAKNESS!?!?"
“He’s not shooting blanks” WTF LMFAOOO
"In this world.... I still have much to discover." This was not the time.
I do like how Faust is over the top regardless.
love how faust straight up says “g spot”
May would've benefited from a quote along the lines of, "I need an adult!"
Martin D. She is an ADULT. Apparently only select number of people know her age. Chipp is one of them.
+Sean Marco Louis
o.O
Gimme a minute to look it up...
Okay, I see that her age is *unknown*; I'm not seeing any information saying she's an adult. Source, please?
Martin D. It was never mentioned directly, check Xrd Sign story mode.
Martin D. In the story mode they only reference it, but if I had to guess she'd be 21 at minimum if she was 14 in the missing link because from 2 to xrd there was a year, from accent core to 2 it was 5 years and then x and xx all took place a year after missing link
GamersGoin'Blind TBH, in Guilty Gear world, Japanese has Long lifespan along with the most misleading appearance in their world. Baiken at least 100 year old since she is one of the original Japanese survivors, with that I wouldn’t be confused when May age maybe around 30-40 with that appearance.
Ky: "In this world... I still have much to discover"
...
Sounds like Dizzy's going to need to put that tail to use... or Necro...
I love how they all have an existential crisis over getting played like this