UNHhhh Ep. 131: Straight People

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @WOWPresents
    @WOWPresents  Год назад +66

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      @floraflowergarden Год назад +5

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      @sorenmondesir2440 Год назад

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  • @dylanemory9164
    @dylanemory9164 4 года назад +3719

    “ If you know a straight person....stop”
    This KILLED me

  • @missbraindamage
    @missbraindamage 4 года назад +12019

    "I want all the confidence of a mediocre straight white guy."
    SAME

    • @vikingsong2068
      @vikingsong2068 3 года назад +12

      Maybe stop calling people "mediocre," hypocrite.

    • @wowiearting3947
      @wowiearting3947 3 года назад +261

      @@vikingsong2068 ohhh honey shes not mediocre shes HUUUGE

    • @jacktheraider4575
      @jacktheraider4575 3 года назад +8

      LMAAAAO SAME

    • @animethighs6357
      @animethighs6357 3 года назад +122

      @@vikingsong2068 It’s banter from an oppressed group to another, chill out

    • @martypruitt8675
      @martypruitt8675 3 года назад +31

      That line killed me, because I so want that confidence. The dedede I'm a white, straight guy and the world was made for me.

  • @smithscullyx
    @smithscullyx 4 года назад +5757

    trixie: "when someone likes you, you can tell"
    me: *laughs in lesbian*

    • @Je551kuhhh
      @Je551kuhhh 4 года назад +125

      SAY IT AGAIN 😂

    • @xcherryxxchanx3425
      @xcherryxxchanx3425 4 года назад +63

      Oh yea that's accurate 😅

    • @st.mars6
      @st.mars6 4 года назад +35

      EXACTLY

    • @abbyh3265
      @abbyh3265 4 года назад +172

      Theres no way to know if a girl likes you unless she is very very very direct 😭

    • @Je551kuhhh
      @Je551kuhhh 4 года назад +220

      @@abbyh3265 but lesbihonest, even when a girl is very very very direct, I still found myself suspect if she was being for real or messing with me 😩😭💔

  • @Jan-bi3vr
    @Jan-bi3vr 3 года назад +4296

    the universal relief gay men feel when a straight man simply treats us with basic decency really is testament to the trauma we all grew up with

    • @HumanbeingonfloatingEarth
      @HumanbeingonfloatingEarth 2 года назад +43

      *hug.

    • @kaplingnag7267
      @kaplingnag7267 2 года назад +97

      im not even a gay man and this is still so relatable damn

    • @ritchie6162
      @ritchie6162 2 года назад +107

      Holy lord there has NEVER been a truer statement. I feel like I always need to be on edge around straight guys even when I know they don’t care about the gay thing it’s like so bad.

    • @melaniepblc5754
      @melaniepblc5754 2 года назад +97

      Fun fact : works with women too. Any decent, respectful man is 24k gold to my eyes.

    • @Sam-fq8dm
      @Sam-fq8dm 2 года назад +81

      @@melaniepblc5754 yup, the tiniest bits of empathy and open mindedness will make me fall head over heels and I hate it so much bc we just keep reinforcing the notion of praising men for the bare minimum, but I can't help it since it truly is rare to find a straight man that can be bothered to do even the bare minimum. Thankfully society has been slowly raising the bar but it's still down in like the seventh layer of hell currently.

  • @marl3ymarl3y86
    @marl3ymarl3y86 4 года назад +4764

    “You know if someone likes you”
    Lesbians : *hmmmm*

    • @lolasilver95
      @lolasilver95 4 года назад +89

      Wheres the lie

    • @hentaimaster4205
      @hentaimaster4205 4 года назад +28

      @@lolasilver95 I dont see it

    • @cattacos8510
      @cattacos8510 4 года назад +343

      "Are we friends flirting, or are we friends **flirting**" - every lesbian ever

    • @shiteyanyo1111
      @shiteyanyo1111 4 года назад +82

      Have y'all seen the reddit post where they were roommates for like, 2 years? And both single that whole time?

    • @pearlcarlson8836
      @pearlcarlson8836 4 года назад +8

      @@cattacos8510 I swear this happens every time!!

  • @millyfiore7815
    @millyfiore7815 4 года назад +7452

    their outfits have directly opposite energies and i love it

    • @monroe3391
      @monroe3391 4 года назад +145

      but somehow match

    • @summergail24
      @summergail24 4 года назад +86

      you can tell they tried to match 💛

    • @sydneyp7867
      @sydneyp7867 4 года назад +30

      For some reason I think they have the exact same energies

    • @sarahnee6157
      @sarahnee6157 4 года назад +16

      I can’t have a baby in this weather is 👌

    • @Sunshine-vj3qu
      @Sunshine-vj3qu 4 года назад +20

      I feel like they have the same exact energy but exactly differently.

  • @ashleynorth5793
    @ashleynorth5793 4 года назад +2563

    Katya: "I came from a gay lake"
    The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)

  • @beccajj2323
    @beccajj2323 2 года назад +1587

    i said "oh gurl no" to a straight guy and he squinted, dropped his voice 2 octaves and said " im a b o y"

    • @idek5105
      @idek5105 2 года назад +3

      The fragile masculinity is showing, can't even deal with being called "gurl"😭

    • @flask223
      @flask223 2 года назад +50

      Lmao??

    • @gildederajinkx
      @gildederajinkx 2 года назад +105

      i did tbis too once (calling a straight guy girl) and his friend just went “GIRL” and started laughing really hard, idk in what way but it was interesting

    • @trishasurangana2278
      @trishasurangana2278 Год назад +76

      This kinda reminds me of this straight white male youtube movie commentator who spontaneusly called a loveable straight male character "best girl, he's best girl", it was heartwarming tbh

    • @scarlett8782
      @scarlett8782 Год назад +18

      yep that checks out for a straight dude

  • @bellec5788
    @bellec5788 4 года назад +4288

    “If you’re tuned in to this and you’re straight, you’re probably not a part of what we’re talking about.”
    The only validation I need

    • @miak411
      @miak411 4 года назад +28

      Literally same aofkwjfksjcksjfowjdkao

    • @David-gr1do
      @David-gr1do 4 года назад +145

      Bruh I got so happy when they mentioned straight guys that got introduced to them via their girlfriends, that’s me rn

    • @sarahindy24
      @sarahindy24 4 года назад +34

      Same but I am a woman and I think they might be alluding to straight males more than female.

    • @Dr_Andracca
      @Dr_Andracca 4 года назад +62

      @@David-gr1do Fuck yeah brother! My wife introduced me to them a little over a year ago, we even got to see Trixie's show like the week before everything went to shit.

    • @shirochii
      @shirochii 4 года назад +9

      Meeeeee but like other people I think it's more straight dudes than straight girls like me 😂😅

  • @bennyk.8587
    @bennyk.8587 4 года назад +9526

    "If you know a straight person.... stop." -Trixie Mattel, 2020

    • @zzzcocopepe
      @zzzcocopepe 4 года назад +54

      I feel like she had a stroke at that moment

    • @jamesbuckingham7765
      @jamesbuckingham7765 4 года назад +143

      *me turning to my sister I'm watching this with*: get the fuck out

    • @frankiemoonlight5931
      @frankiemoonlight5931 4 года назад +113

      if you're straight person..... stop it. get some help.

    • @Samew0001
      @Samew0001 4 года назад +22

      That's very constructive, positive advice. Definitely not alienating in any way, very inclusive, very progressive, very tolerant.

    • @milfluvr1234
      @milfluvr1234 4 года назад +108

      Sam W awwww the poor straights how will they cope

  • @clare1759
    @clare1759 4 года назад +2946

    "you're not straight you're just heterosexual" i think that's the best compliment i've ever received

    • @marianasolis3473
      @marianasolis3473 4 года назад +95

      LIT RALLY my friends BULLY me for being straight, but now I can come back at them by saying “i’m not str8, i’m just heterosexual😌💅🏼”

    • @beckiwilliams5424
      @beckiwilliams5424 4 года назад +4

      Same!!

    • @TarynRMartin
      @TarynRMartin 4 года назад +24

      And, like, we didn’t exactly choose this.
      I feel confident that a large portion of the Trixya fanbase would rather have been gay men too.

    • @user-vp1ql4hv5b
      @user-vp1ql4hv5b 4 года назад +16

      It's almost like they're talking about a disease but like you were born like this is okay we accept you

    • @totallyanonymousbish9599
      @totallyanonymousbish9599 4 года назад +13

      @@marianasolis3473
      That's really fucked up friends.

  • @tylerenglish6696
    @tylerenglish6696 2 года назад +1052

    I have a “Love is love” painting on my livingroom wall, and I think that’s the gay basic bitch version of “Live, laugh, love”.

    • @justinstewart4889
      @justinstewart4889 Год назад +96

      Now *that's* the tea

    • @scarlett8782
      @scarlett8782 Год назад +58

      you're so right - the parallel is pretty much exact

    • @Huh9631
      @Huh9631 Год назад +11

      Omg I love it- that’s so genius

    • @simonkendra3079
      @simonkendra3079 Год назад +14

      I have a metal poster saying “Life is simple, it’s just not easy.”😩

    • @leoribic1691
      @leoribic1691 8 месяцев назад +6

      The sign "In this house we believe that,, etc." is the queer/genderqueer version of a live, laugh, love sign.

  • @JesusBichito99
    @JesusBichito99 4 года назад +1890

    "They walk into a room as if they had built it""
    "I want all the confidence of a mediocre heterosexual man" IM-

    • @anyal1987
      @anyal1987 4 года назад +39

      I just....like it's.... the MOST truth I've ever heard.

    • @anaischampignon4455
      @anaischampignon4455 4 года назад +23

      As a hetero romantic woman... this is why men stress me out haha

    • @anaischampignon4455
      @anaischampignon4455 4 года назад +16

      @Jelena Djuric sis I ask myself this everyday however it's how the dice rolled for me sadly

    • @anaischampignon4455
      @anaischampignon4455 4 года назад +6

      @Jelena Djuric I appreciate your support greatly 😔

  • @g.r.hernandez7835
    @g.r.hernandez7835 4 года назад +6705

    “I could not have a baby in this weather” is me explaining my reasoning for not wanting kids because of climate change.

  • @lezlezzin
    @lezlezzin 4 года назад +6500

    katya incorrectly making the joke "spaghetti is straight until it's wet too" by saying "spaghetti is straight until you boil it" is so funny to me

    • @CH-jj8wk
      @CH-jj8wk 3 года назад +19

      Thank yoiuuuuuu 😂😂😂😂

    • @amandakenneally8475
      @amandakenneally8475 3 года назад +134

      I’ve watched this episode MANY times now and it’s ALWAYS hilarious. Katya is so endearing.

    • @JESUSWASAJUGGALO
      @JESUSWASAJUGGALO 3 года назад +215

      wait, i thought we were all boiling straight people as a purifying ritual?

    • @AS-fi7hc
      @AS-fi7hc 3 года назад +86

      I thought the joke was “spagetti’s straight too until things get steamy” lol

    • @ohboilien
      @ohboilien 3 года назад +16

      Oh yeah… I always thought it was “women are like spaghetti, straight until wet” which is not complete because not all women have vaginas but otherwise true lol

  • @Martinroadsguy
    @Martinroadsguy 3 года назад +3495

    As a straight man I also have unhappy memories of being forced to play football and do other "straight" things as a kid, and especially being forbidden from doing anything that seemed "gay."

    • @drugbuddy665
      @drugbuddy665 3 года назад +46

      upvoted for IWW not heterosexuality

    • @MushrooMilkshake
      @MushrooMilkshake 3 года назад +13

      Wow, you lived such a unique and interesting life. You must be exhausted.

    • @Martinroadsguy
      @Martinroadsguy 3 года назад +151

      @@MushrooMilkshake Solidarity to you.

    • @sarahashby8585
      @sarahashby8585 3 года назад +120

      I’m so grateful my parents let my brother and myself be whoever we were. We were never forced to be something we weren’t. My parents are the best. Thanks mom and dad! It’s a shame everyone isn’t this lucky.

    • @StorminMormin91
      @StorminMormin91 3 года назад +215

      Toxic masculinity hurts us all.

  • @MadMadamGrimm
    @MadMadamGrimm 4 года назад +6980

    As a bi girl, guys I can tell they like me. Ladies, it takes a thesis statement, power point presentation and sock puppets to dumb it down for me. LOL

    • @LastVictim666
      @LastVictim666 4 года назад +125

      This ^^^^^

    • @paulacuemart
      @paulacuemart 4 года назад +150

      Fire signals and owls post cause magic

    • @ShellieFleming
      @ShellieFleming 4 года назад +18

      Yes!! This! 💯

    • @baeumonde
      @baeumonde 4 года назад +92

      i mean i assume everyone likes me when they show me the slightest bit of attention so i can tell-

    • @st.mars6
      @st.mars6 4 года назад +16

      Fucking FACTS

  • @maggiemcfly5267
    @maggiemcfly5267 4 года назад +1843

    Reminisce of "Straight people, can't live with them... Have to" lol

    • @MamaFeng
      @MamaFeng 4 года назад +48

      "Straight people are *_sick."_*

    • @WhisperingMoon83
      @WhisperingMoon83 4 года назад +5

      My favorite quote from Trixie 😂😂😂

  • @GABISNAIL
    @GABISNAIL 4 года назад +2899

    someone who says "when someone likes you... you can tell" has never been a lesbian and it shows.

    • @Emgirl4113
      @Emgirl4113 4 года назад +86

      was looooking for this one LMAO

    • @kayabooks2780
      @kayabooks2780 4 года назад +72

      bye this is too accurate

    • @un_anomalia
      @un_anomalia 4 года назад +46

      I feel very attacked

    • @harrisonvc9175
      @harrisonvc9175 4 года назад +62

      at least katya knows because Katya has been EVERYTHING

    • @slushydude901
      @slushydude901 4 года назад +5

      really is that a legit problem?

  • @fabricioordonez7844
    @fabricioordonez7844 3 года назад +1379

    "Gave me crabs, it's fine, the crabs were bi too". Cried laughing

    • @ethanbrown6188
      @ethanbrown6188 3 года назад +6

      That line has STRONG Bimini energy

    • @JennLefrost
      @JennLefrost 3 года назад +1

      Can i ask. What is crabs?

    • @ranniemanangan5371
      @ranniemanangan5371 3 года назад +16

      @@JennLefrost "Crabs" is the layman's term for pubic lice... That is why some people shave or trim their pubes to avoid having those down there

    • @JennLefrost
      @JennLefrost 3 года назад +12

      @@ranniemanangan5371 ouhhhh thank you!!!!! I thought it was reference to spongebob

    • @crumblemuffin1257
      @crumblemuffin1257 3 года назад +15

      @@JennLefrost A reference to Spongebob. Man you got me laughing like a hyena. Grab my like and keep the change,cheers brotha

  • @HorrificHarley
    @HorrificHarley 4 года назад +4602

    *Looks to the camera, full Brittany Broski mode* "It's because I'm an ally."

  • @madeinbusanjkjm
    @madeinbusanjkjm 4 года назад +12859

    The sad thing about this is that gay men also experience violence and fear from straight guys just like women do. The story about Katya being chased by a FedEx driver was scary....

    • @emelycava
      @emelycava 4 года назад +876

      I was thinking that, it's so sad.
      The other day trixie did a live stream and got on online call with random people and didn't even say "hi" and got called the f-slur, it's so horrible

    • @nahuelcodesal7252
      @nahuelcodesal7252 4 года назад +377

      Yeah I don't know a single gay friend who didn't at least got a punch on their faces for looking not so macho.

    • @GringoTearz
      @GringoTearz 4 года назад +11

      @@emelycava was this on twitch or iG Live?

    • @emelycava
      @emelycava 4 года назад +148

      @@GringoTearz twitch, trixie was doing a charity livestream

    • @kina2799
      @kina2799 4 года назад +6

      @@emelycava are you mlm?

  • @shewasaworkingclassgirl9998
    @shewasaworkingclassgirl9998 4 года назад +1710

    Ron’s GREEN MILE POSTER AND “shake it off” IM LEVITATING

    • @RNCHFND
      @RNCHFND 4 года назад +21

      The picture of the cat too!

  • @hopeard4014
    @hopeard4014 3 года назад +1022

    The first time I took my very Catholic, very straight mother to a drag show she was silent 😂 she didn’t know what to think. But then she went again and again and fell in love with it and the performers and even made friends with some of them. She’s been so open minded ever since.

    • @casperboo824
      @casperboo824 3 года назад +57

      awww i love this so much

    • @juliacastro8505
      @juliacastro8505 3 года назад +74

      My friend came out to his mom months ago then she started watching Drag Race and just asked if she could go with him and his bf to Bianca Del Rio show lmao

    • @jungkooks_microwavephobia
      @jungkooks_microwavephobia 2 года назад +7

      mine isn’t religious but she can barely take drag race I don’t think she could take the real life thing

    • @andrewsicardo5050
      @andrewsicardo5050 Год назад

      Catholic people aren’t rlly super spiteful about religion tho at least in my experience with my family and stuff

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Год назад +13

      ​@@andrewsicardo5050my dad would wear heavy chains around his wrists and ankles to remind him that 'he was a slave of love to god'. His definition of love was quite f-ed up. If he could have flogged himself he would have but the church had banned it. How do I know? He told me because he was looking into it!!! I was 12!!!

  • @lydiastyer854
    @lydiastyer854 4 года назад +2453

    "football...for what?" I've never had someone say so perfectly how I feel.

    • @bluewescott4631
      @bluewescott4631 3 года назад +35

      the number of times my best friend and i have quoted this together and bewildered our other friends

    • @efflorescentcrystal
      @efflorescentcrystal 2 года назад

      Literally bitches spoke from the bottom of my heart

    • @LieutenantSheep
      @LieutenantSheep Год назад +1

      The rugby gays would agree

  • @SaladMcNuggets
    @SaladMcNuggets 4 года назад +664

    Katya finishing her stories and sentences?Trixie getting her line cut at the end??? GURL

    • @attackeyebrows3649
      @attackeyebrows3649 4 года назад +20

      character development at its finest

    • @ralphhuerto3532
      @ralphhuerto3532 4 года назад +6

      2020 y'all

    • @bharbarawyrstwaemasyn8741
      @bharbarawyrstwaemasyn8741 4 года назад +7

      Or it's a sign of the times. 2020 really hitting us with the inconceivable.

    • @loplop4321
      @loplop4321 4 года назад +9

      oh how the turn tables

    • @joseluis28ful
      @joseluis28ful 4 года назад

      Didn't they talk about how the thing that Katya dislikes the most about Trixie is getting interrupted by her like a couple of weeks ago?

  • @bunnyskull4788
    @bunnyskull4788 4 года назад +33131

    is katya aware that she is the ultimate crush for the bisexuals

    • @samatavideo
      @samatavideo 4 года назад +814

      Wow this is true

    • @v1oletv0id
      @v1oletv0id 4 года назад +870

      literally she IS

    • @TheAjRae
      @TheAjRae 4 года назад +1458

      I fantasise about Katyas enthusiastic consent, and full acknowledge it will never happen. Celeb crush. Girl crush. Boy crush. Artist admiration

    • @kristiwilliams1498
      @kristiwilliams1498 4 года назад +531

      I was literally just trying to explain this to my boyfriend. I’m glad someone else feels the same way!!

    • @super.solari
      @super.solari 4 года назад +101

      I was just thinking the same thing

  • @burtturdison4445
    @burtturdison4445 3 года назад +2305

    I am straight, married, a soldier, and a dad. And I watch Drag Race and am subscribed to this channel.

    • @Anasays92
      @Anasays92 2 года назад +363

      Thank you for your service Burt

    • @joycechai1390
      @joycechai1390 2 года назад +185

      You must be an amazing husband and Father. Thank you for your service, Burt.

    • @antonioalicante5306
      @antonioalicante5306 2 года назад +44

      Where do you find the time to even watch this?!?🤌🏽

    • @adobokkeumbap
      @adobokkeumbap 2 года назад +90

      your kids are lucky ones, mr burt.

    • @rabbit.of.ill.portent9303
      @rabbit.of.ill.portent9303 2 года назад +36

      Thank you very much for your service, sugar. Many blessings to you and yours this holiday season ⛄🎄🤘🖤

  • @argovoid
    @argovoid 4 года назад +14256

    “straight men, especially white straight men, walk into every room as if they built it”
    Truer words have never been spoken..

    • @kostavasilev
      @kostavasilev 4 года назад +65

      Well, the thing is they probably did build it :)

    • @HeyitsBri_
      @HeyitsBri_ 4 года назад +485

      Kosta Vasilev doubt it

    • @cookie-kei
      @cookie-kei 4 года назад +737

      @@kostavasilev technically, they probably severely underpaid men of color to build it for them and claimed how hard they worked to get to where they, but it was just money inherited from his father's wealth that began rather similarly.

    • @flazeda8743
      @flazeda8743 4 года назад +32

      @@cookie-kei You mix white men with rich white men. ;) Many white dudes are very far to surf on daddy's money lol.

    • @SusanDelgado1177
      @SusanDelgado1177 4 года назад +3

      @@cookie-kei ... Okay

  • @Furanka
    @Furanka 4 года назад +15840

    The moral of the video is: people suck, but we stan bisexuals

    • @bernie9564
      @bernie9564 4 года назад +72

      Yas 🙌

    • @kookscam3323
      @kookscam3323 4 года назад +504

      As a bisexual girl, I feel good

    • @sarahchap1076
      @sarahchap1076 4 года назад +324

      I feel very supported in this comment section ✨😭💕

    • @OdddEyeJay
      @OdddEyeJay 4 года назад +120

      I feel ✨safe ✨

    • @sonyxa1957
      @sonyxa1957 4 года назад +280

      Bisexuality stan is such a seldom occurrence within the lgbtqia+ community! So refreshing to see it!

  • @Sina856
    @Sina856 4 года назад +10319

    “When you’re bisexual, you tell people you’re straight to avoid discrimination.”
    Me: *tells people I’m gay to avoid people thinking I’m straight*

  • @nikeaddict55
    @nikeaddict55 3 года назад +1498

    I love how y'all shit on how objectively terrible the straights are, while simultaneously making us straight fans of yours feel welcome and wanted. I fuckin love it

  • @helixat8548
    @helixat8548 4 года назад +440

    "I came from a gay lake." Go home. This is the best thing I've heard all day.

  • @kennethcases6952
    @kennethcases6952 4 года назад +1352

    "I came from a gay lake."
    Trixie needed a solid second to process that omfg i am dying ☠️

    • @NJackson8833
      @NJackson8833 4 года назад +5

      I don't get it😖

    • @awyeahdaddy7914
      @awyeahdaddy7914 4 года назад +5

      you must be straight then lmaoo💀😭😭

    • @NJackson8833
      @NJackson8833 4 года назад +22

      @@awyeahdaddy7914 lmao I'm not straight I'm just stupid

    • @am-zj4mq
      @am-zj4mq 4 года назад +14

      @@NJackson8833
      mood

    • @NJackson8833
      @NJackson8833 4 года назад +2

      @@am-zj4mq thanks 😌🙌

  • @GretchenSchmidtcitymouse
    @GretchenSchmidtcitymouse 4 года назад +2896

    I cannot overstate how jealous I am of Trixie’s ability to wear that shade of yellow. She looks fierce whereas I wear yellow and look like I’m dying of a wasting disease.

    • @cheesebaby4175
      @cheesebaby4175 3 года назад +75

      That’ll be the Native American heritage. Us pasty people are doomed to looking stupid in yellow forever

    • @Bandwith7489
      @Bandwith7489 3 года назад +2

      So TRUE!

    • @GadereneLegion
      @GadereneLegion 3 года назад +47

      Warm toned people and cool toned people can look good in different colors. It’s okay. There are probably colors that you look great in that she doesn’t. Love what you’ve got. You’re worth it.

    • @HumanbeingonfloatingEarth
      @HumanbeingonfloatingEarth 2 года назад

      haha.

    • @thejwvariety
      @thejwvariety 2 года назад +7

      be real, she looks like big bird the glamazon

  • @innereast
    @innereast 3 года назад +731

    "A straight road will often get you there fastest, but you'll be sorry you did"
    - Katya Zamolodchikova, 2020

  • @tobyzifaro4399
    @tobyzifaro4399 4 года назад +744

    Katya: "I've been followed by a FedEx truck and they banged at my door for 20 minutes."
    Trixie:".......maybe they had a package for you"
    Dead

    • @loganmiller6603
      @loganmiller6603 4 года назад +17

      That story was honestly alarming...

    • @SolarBeamGleam
      @SolarBeamGleam 4 года назад +7

      @@loganmiller6603 right!? I would be creeped the f out if that happened to me.

  • @priscillahun7289
    @priscillahun7289 4 года назад +784

    Katya's pics were nice! We stan a biological woman empowered by her sexuality

    • @mandark1727
      @mandark1727 4 года назад +59

      They were a million times hotter than any pic I've ever gotten from a guy. Probably because she's a woman tho.

    • @JaydeRyan
      @JaydeRyan 4 года назад +16

      Shes literally so hot my jaw dropped

  • @Ruthhhaay97
    @Ruthhhaay97 4 года назад +507

    This isn’t the Midsommar sequel we were promised, but it’s certainly the one we deserve

  • @JsRf13
    @JsRf13 Год назад +93

    11:11 Katya dropping a super helpful tip; change your inner/external monologue to remove self-defeating phrases from your life. it's crazy how something so simple can change your outlook and attitude towards life!

  • @EpicFallOut
    @EpicFallOut 4 года назад +505

    "If you have even the slightest inkling that they're not into it, THEY'RE NOT, don't flatter yourself" is the best advice I've heard today

  • @danielakomolafe9271
    @danielakomolafe9271 4 года назад +3568

    Katya saying “Tiki torches" when asked what white culture is......... a read

    • @mollis377
      @mollis377 4 года назад +134

      lol, might as well have said white culture is cultural appropriation, ammaright?

    • @mrahzzz
      @mrahzzz 4 года назад +84

      @@mollis377 I was thinking of the "unite the right" fascists or whichever right wing fascists it was who marched with tiki torches.

    • @mrsparkle9048
      @mrsparkle9048 4 года назад +63

      @@mrahzzz Yeah they said the khakis and tiki torches, it was a reference to the fashy marchers.

    • @mollis377
      @mollis377 4 года назад +78

      @Celephinn just a reminder: there is no white culture. European countries and regions have unique cultures of their own. They don't all share in "white culture."

    • @alchiron2867
      @alchiron2867 4 года назад +40

      @@mollis377 I agree. White culture is an umbrella term and thus a generalisation. It's way more applicable when talking about American white people, even though technically european cultures are white cultures.

  • @machi5550
    @machi5550 4 года назад +752

    They look incredible. Their drag develops even more every day. Also love this topic.

    • @tyrsharr3752
      @tyrsharr3752 4 года назад +13

      i hate the topic... the straights r annoying

    • @serinabarbadensis
      @serinabarbadensis 4 года назад +9

      I shore don't like str8 ppl tho lmaoooo jk. Kinda

    • @machi5550
      @machi5550 4 года назад +8

      @@tyrsharr3752 I’m saying I like the fact that they’re talking about it cause it’s gonna be a funny topic to listen to. I am not the biggest fan either, trust.

    • @Rose-ry6gm
      @Rose-ry6gm 4 года назад +3

      *flashback to the purple cheeks

    • @machi5550
      @machi5550 4 года назад +1

      @@Rose-ry6gm lmao yes

  • @ellianalakes1998
    @ellianalakes1998 2 года назад +623

    “Gay people don’t have the ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ in their living rooms” it’s because we don’t have to be reminded lmaoooo

    • @togaprentice9927
      @togaprentice9927 Год назад +6

      The Gay equivalent is “love is love” in a rainbow heart

    • @twigwigsoso
      @twigwigsoso 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@togaprentice9927i really only see that from straight allys lmao

  • @MT-username
    @MT-username 4 года назад +954

    "uhm, boo hoo"
    - katya's words of wisdom to straights, 2020

  • @cgibabyhand
    @cgibabyhand 4 года назад +1266

    "It's like being white. What's your culture?"
    "Yeah, tiki torches. Khakis." 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @michelleim9470
      @michelleim9470 4 года назад +9

      My favorite moment ever! I love these two ❤️

    • @Pi_369
      @Pi_369 4 года назад +13

      Crying in Greek

    • @aino1010
      @aino1010 4 года назад

      Facts

    • @utubemaniac8708
      @utubemaniac8708 4 года назад +9

      It's like being white American. What's your culture? - fixed it 😉

    • @JulesJuno737
      @JulesJuno737 4 года назад +2

      Casual salmon shorts with polos and pottery barn mama. Oh! The culture!

  • @MikelosM
    @MikelosM 4 года назад +1316

    "Straight people: can't live with them...well, have to" - Trixie Mattel

  • @cherrywilson6267
    @cherrywilson6267 3 года назад +180

    As a straight women in heavy trucking, nothing worst than a straight man (any race) that wants to show me “how” to do the job I’ve been doing for 22 years. It’s so awesome.

  • @lilyluney6015
    @lilyluney6015 4 года назад +4028

    RON ISNT STRAIGHT
    *inhales in Brittany Broski*
    He’s an Ally

    • @neabenjamin1111
      @neabenjamin1111 4 года назад +36

      AHHHHHH I LAIGHED SO HARD AT THIS

    • @johandegerman
      @johandegerman 3 года назад +8

      Yaaaaasss! 👑 🙋🏽‍♀️ 👑

    • @TheVeggiekat
      @TheVeggiekat 3 года назад +28

      Zesty straight

    • @danexogen
      @danexogen 3 года назад +10

      I'd rather hang out with straight allies than other gay men. Can anyone tell me what the hell is up with that??

    • @KinjiroTheThunder
      @KinjiroTheThunder 3 года назад +7

      "inhales in Brittany Broski"

  • @drghaamhussain
    @drghaamhussain 4 года назад +1471

    "white culture: tiki torches and kaki shorts"
    Gaged.

    • @antoinettemaraisgauthier
      @antoinettemaraisgauthier 4 года назад +22

      @Celephinn r/whoosh

    • @gg-xy4pn
      @gg-xy4pn 4 года назад +33

      @Celephinn she def was referring to white american lmao

    • @runalong9919
      @runalong9919 4 года назад +2

      Mby in a 200-something year old camp... All these "white people" came from somewhere, you know ✌🏻

    • @silasriver109
      @silasriver109 4 года назад +4

      @Celephinn Americans literally just see colour, it seems. ;)

    • @drghaamhussain
      @drghaamhussain 4 года назад +1

      @@gg-xy4pn ahhhh, the white straight American man.... What a man.

  • @jessicakelly1634
    @jessicakelly1634 4 года назад +8918

    Actually, as a bisexual, who knows lots of bisexuals, we more often say we're gay, it's, like, an insult to be straight, I've never heard a bi person claim straightness

    • @rociocamarena4802
      @rociocamarena4802 4 года назад +1447

      Unless you're bi and haven't had the opportunity to date the same gender. Then you feel like you don't get to claim being bi and feel like a fraud.

    • @jessicakelly1634
      @jessicakelly1634 4 года назад +712

      @@rociocamarena4802 that for sure sucks, but doesn't make you or they any less bi ♡

    • @KingkyLeor
      @KingkyLeor 4 года назад +547

      girls say gay, dudes, sadly, often say straight

    • @jessicakelly1634
      @jessicakelly1634 4 года назад +221

      @@KingkyLeor I am coming from a perspective of mostly females, didn't think about that. I do know a couple bi males tho who will just say they're bi

    • @charliexox5641
      @charliexox5641 4 года назад +114

      @@KingkyLeor am dude say gay 🤷, or more often "yea lol im gay, or bi or whatever mumble mumble mumble"

  • @Superanckiful
    @Superanckiful 2 года назад +301

    This episode is my therapy session when my straight roommate acts too straight

    • @macleansbasement
      @macleansbasement 2 года назад +33

      literally just had a shitty interaction with a straight and ran to this video to calm myself down lmao

  • @jasoncastillejos5410
    @jasoncastillejos5410 4 года назад +345

    Trixie incredulously asking “after the makeup was off?” was the funniest thing i’ve heard today. Also yes to the love for bi-guys cause they really are amazing.

    • @shiteyanyo1111
      @shiteyanyo1111 4 года назад +15

      They seriously are the most underrepresented and we should say it

  • @deatherbradley
    @deatherbradley 4 года назад +6263

    I totally found out about Drag Race through an ex-girlfriend. Fell in love ever since. Been a fan of drag and these two since. For years. Lol. And I’m a father. So sup Katya? Lol.

    • @tricialemon
      @tricialemon 4 года назад +1362

      We ship Katya & Bradley

    • @heterophobia.mp4
      @heterophobia.mp4 3 года назад +660

      @@tricialemon the power couple we didn’t know we needed

    • @gh02tdu2t
      @gh02tdu2t 3 года назад +228

      we absolutely love to see it

    • @jaimylijsenaar5116
      @jaimylijsenaar5116 3 года назад +96

      We need more accepting people like you in this world

    • @pupintheturdiii
      @pupintheturdiii 3 года назад +26

      Same circumstances

  • @kbernholdsson
    @kbernholdsson 4 года назад +642

    “A straight road will often get you there fastest, but... You’ll be sorry you did.”
    - Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova

    • @dragonlloux
      @dragonlloux 4 года назад +19

      ... but your dad... jut call me... kkaaaatyaaaaa

    • @mason.mp3589
      @mason.mp3589 4 года назад +6

      @@dragonlloux im the bright red scare with the long blonde hair always keep them coming back for more.

  • @280zx2by2
    @280zx2by2 2 года назад +108

    Heterosexual here. Found out about you two like 5 years ago through an Ex. She’s gone, you two are still here. ♥️😘

  • @ills7666
    @ills7666 4 года назад +3304

    “being straight is like being white, what’s your culture?” “tiki torches” 💀💀😂

    • @laughlater4562
      @laughlater4562 3 года назад +109

      KHAKIS 😭

    • @tommyturbo321
      @tommyturbo321 3 года назад +203

      except, many white people have a culture . Well, unless they're Americans

    • @cescifilon1501
      @cescifilon1501 3 года назад +91

      @@tommyturbo321 THANK YOU, SOMEBODY SAID IT (WELL TECHNICALLY EVERY NATION HAS A CULTURE, BUT AMERICA IS JUST MUCH YOUNGER)

    • @frog3630
      @frog3630 3 года назад +6

      @@tommyturbo321 right?

    • @MaidenOfMusic
      @MaidenOfMusic 3 года назад +78

      @@tommyturbo321 I agree. I don't really think of "white" as being a culture, but France, Germany, Italy, etc. all have distinct cultures

  • @adeliva
    @adeliva 4 года назад +11661

    Me and my husband 5 years ago: Why do we get along so well?
    Bi me and my lovely trans wife now: Oooh. Makes sense.

    • @winonawinona8479
      @winonawinona8479 4 года назад +572

      This is the comment I LIVE for!!! ❤️❤️❤️

    • @bibiboo2236
      @bibiboo2236 4 года назад +554

      This gives me serotonin🥺💖 I’m so happy for you!

    • @UnsafeForAdults
      @UnsafeForAdults 4 года назад +258

      Beautiful. Life goals tbh

    • @alexandras8209
      @alexandras8209 4 года назад +90

      The “Gayze” i love that

    • @Blblblblbl12332
      @Blblblblbl12332 4 года назад +188

      @@Professor_Utonium_ she* and her choice if she wants to have the surgery or not

  • @DieMuzze1
    @DieMuzze1 4 года назад +1756

    So I'm a "straight" who found you through my best friend who is gay, and I freaking love you guys. I find your experienced and open way of talking about all things refreshing and entertaining.
    And I really don't get how straight people are so afraid of gay men or women telling them they find them attractive. I just take the compliment like I would If a women, e.g. that I'm not attracted to, would tell me that she finds me hot. People need to learn to appreciate affection from every side of the river, can make life much better.

    • @maliciousqueefer3427
      @maliciousqueefer3427 4 года назад +91

      They're afraid of something called equality 🙄🙄

    • @serotoninbeggar9957
      @serotoninbeggar9957 4 года назад +56

      Thats a really nice approach to compliments from someone youre not sexually attracted to

    • @scorpio._.queen._.
      @scorpio._.queen._. 4 года назад +67

      You are not straight sir, you happen to like girls as a man. Totally different!! You are just Heterosexual. Not Straight!💖

    • @antifragiIed
      @antifragiIed 4 года назад +31

      you’re a special access hetero

    • @mynameislameso9920
      @mynameislameso9920 4 года назад +17

      The only people who get upset that someone of the same sex finds them attractive have major insecurity issues. If you’re so fragile in your self imagine someone of the same sex thinking you’re attractive makes you feel weird you need to re-evaluate how you view yourself and why it’s an issues someone things your attractive

  • @panpani5079
    @panpani5079 Год назад +30

    The "you're heterosexual not straight" reminded me of a questionnaire where options were hetero-, homo-, a- and bisexual and some dude cried "so straight isn't even an option now?????"

  • @angelamilioti5239
    @angelamilioti5239 4 года назад +9929

    Straight culture is making "jokes" about how your Married Life = Prison 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @eurekamreum5458
      @eurekamreum5458 3 года назад +512

      Omg I hate that shit

    • @AndroidSpirit
      @AndroidSpirit 3 года назад +362

      Which baffles me. “Hate married life and bitch about my wife but defend being straight like a Spanish inquisitor.”

    • @angelamilioti5239
      @angelamilioti5239 3 года назад +462

      @@AndroidSpirit like, bITCH, if u hate ur wife just get a divorce. I SWEAR it's a Thing!

    • @AndroidSpirit
      @AndroidSpirit 3 года назад +22

      @@angelamilioti5239 #facts

    • @KinjiroTheThunder
      @KinjiroTheThunder 3 года назад +15

      @@AndroidSpirit "like a Spanish inquisitor" girl, what?

  • @stripedbandit5252
    @stripedbandit5252 4 года назад +808

    I genuinely can’t believe straight people get brave enough to kiss infront of me? I mean I have no issue with them, just I’d rather they keep that s*** indoors? Just with my religion and culture I don’t agree with their lifestyle. Glad these biological women are talking about real matters
    Edit: OMG 800 likes holy hell #cancelthestraightsrobbedmom

    • @athenalorenzen
      @athenalorenzen 4 года назад +72

      Its just not fair to the rest of us that have to work so hard

    • @antoinethename9064
      @antoinethename9064 4 года назад +29

      @@athenalorenzen if you are straight and want to kiss you'll have to compensate with a super ninja warrior level parkour

    • @kylietaylor396
      @kylietaylor396 4 года назад +37

      EXACTLY, and idk how I’m supposed to explain it to the children :/ like, EVERY movie ever has some sort of straight couple or straight flirting in it. KEEP THAT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS 😏

    • @anahicarrasco6416
      @anahicarrasco6416 4 года назад +24

      Right? What if I have kids and they turn straight because they see two random straights kissing, yuck

  • @mollis377
    @mollis377 4 года назад +516

    I'm glad the comments are filled with love for us bisexuals. Was worried it would be littered with biphobia/bi erasure. Love that these ladies are saying something about it

    • @lexi219
      @lexi219 4 года назад +34

      I love that bisexuals are seeing more inclusion. Just a shame that hasn’t extended to aces.

    • @HeavyMetalKittenx
      @HeavyMetalKittenx 4 года назад +6

      I know right!♥️ I hate biphobia. It’s not our fault we’re attracted to both genders

    • @ruby-zu4co
      @ruby-zu4co 4 года назад +1

      samee

    • @mollis377
      @mollis377 4 года назад +17

      @@lexi219 both are said to not exist and both have been told they're not really bi or ace. we're often left out of the conversation altogether too. fortunately every bi+ person i know supports aces too. enbies too.

    • @stayforthepeelpronpls4774
      @stayforthepeelpronpls4774 4 года назад +9

      lexi219 me (bi) and my friend (ace) get on so well. I think our two groups relate a lot because we like our men like we like our women and we are erased from the community.

  • @brookbergsma5089
    @brookbergsma5089 3 года назад +315

    “Bisexuals just say their straight to avoid having to tell people they’re gay.”
    Tracy it’s called being in the closet

  • @auroratovar5455
    @auroratovar5455 3 года назад +8519

    straight culture is thinking ted bundy was hot n charismatic

    • @alexmax529
      @alexmax529 3 года назад +193

      Too real

    • @luzst7200
      @luzst7200 3 года назад +496

      straight culture is thinking the movie Ted with Mark Wahlberg is funny

    • @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607
      @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 3 года назад +59

      Ughhhhhh GODDDD WHAT IS THAT??!!! I HATE THAT

    • @denizunveren4979
      @denizunveren4979 3 года назад +21

      oH MY GOD YES TEAA😩😩

    • @Javii1
      @Javii1 3 года назад +31

      @@luzst7200 THIS 😭

  • @MikeMGTV
    @MikeMGTV 4 года назад +1397

    The “Gayze” i love that

    • @lostblueboy
      @lostblueboy 4 года назад +2

      omgggggggggggg i knew you saw this but to see you here. you da best and you were right, you are definitely the katya :) XD love ya

  • @JaredSavage22
    @JaredSavage22 4 года назад +6584

    when i think of straight culture i think of the kia summer sales event and destructive gender reveal parties

    • @venixie1871
      @venixie1871 4 года назад +114

      And Trxmp, but that's a different story

    • @PineappleLiar
      @PineappleLiar 4 года назад +134

      I think of straight culture as a boat party with box cabernet (important: on a lake) and moderate to high interest in the Kentucky Derby.

    • @CieloPalavecino
      @CieloPalavecino 4 года назад +87

      not to be rude, but i really fell gender reveal parties are very american??? someone correct me if im wrong

    • @lucasortiz6826
      @lucasortiz6826 4 года назад +1

      @Matt R hahahahaha I knowwww

    • @keegan_bridge
      @keegan_bridge 4 года назад +27

      See I’ve avoided this conflict by having literally only bi and gay friends. It seems to have worked.

  • @Fitz518
    @Fitz518 Год назад +31

    The full 3 second delay between when Katya says "No, I came from a gay lake" and Trixie registering what she just said destroys me every time.

  • @timothyfink8992
    @timothyfink8992 4 года назад +283

    Katya: "No, I'm from a gay lake."

    • @itsbliur
      @itsbliur 4 года назад +7

      So basically, Katya is Achilles, Excalibur or the Loch Ness monster.

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 года назад +1

      @@itsbliur or Venus

  • @khushi-ip4vs
    @khushi-ip4vs 4 года назад +539

    “you know whats straight?
    pasta till you boil it
    BUHUHUHUUUHBUHJDNSN”
    screaming💀

    • @selinsamyeli797
      @selinsamyeli797 4 года назад +3

      spaghetti is also straight..
      until it gets wet

    • @cierapaige9139
      @cierapaige9139 4 года назад

      Omg me too 🤣

    • @antoinettemaraisgauthier
      @antoinettemaraisgauthier 4 года назад

      @@selinsamyeli797 nice, you took that from pitch perfect

    • @brennaleigh3
      @brennaleigh3 4 года назад +1

      @@antoinettemaraisgauthier that's been around a lot longer than pitch perfect haha

  • @agustinamega664
    @agustinamega664 4 года назад +692

    I just imagined Katya emerging from the gay lake like a drag Aphrodite

  • @francescaperron2003
    @francescaperron2003 3 года назад +159

    To all straight men (and women): You don't need to do things you don't want to just to not look gay. Do you boo and don't let anybody drag you

  • @Pinklovewitch
    @Pinklovewitch 4 года назад +486

    "You know when someone likes you"
    I'm bisexual
    If a guy is into me, I can pick that up
    But a girl? Hahahaha absolutely no idea lol

    • @JojoT88
      @JojoT88 4 года назад +21

      That's literally me my whole life 😂

    • @Pinklovewitch
      @Pinklovewitch 4 года назад +41

      @@JojoT88 exactly same here. I love girls, I am one lol, but I get so insanely shy around a girl I like. It sucks!

    • @dragonlloux
      @dragonlloux 4 года назад +16

      Show them this video and go “good, I can never tell if a girl likes me... do you?”

    • @theyoshow
      @theyoshow 4 года назад

      Same

    • @emwolf4638
      @emwolf4638 4 года назад +13

      I have no clue with any gender, legit like ever. I had a guy tell me he liked me and i was like uhhh😳

  • @nataliepeterss
    @nataliepeterss 4 года назад +1192

    in this world there are straight people, and people who happen to be straight

    • @dibidubu4168
      @dibidubu4168 4 года назад +24

      and thats the fucking truth. amen

    • @nataliepeterss
      @nataliepeterss 4 года назад +11

      @@FedericoCrobe thank u so much so r u like wtf ur nose is perfect

    • @katarinatomac4376
      @katarinatomac4376 4 года назад +19

      yeah, just as there are white people and people who happen to be white etc

    • @KissKrys
      @KissKrys 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @totallyanonymousbish9599
      @totallyanonymousbish9599 4 года назад

      @@katarinatomac4376
      That's racist!

  • @MitchellWiggs
    @MitchellWiggs 4 года назад +1302

    LOL posting a portrait of Jared Kushher as a heterosexual is the best joke I’ve seen on UnhHhh

    • @adjappleton
      @adjappleton 4 года назад +13

      Um, pardon me, but HE'S straight.

    • @trekadam30
      @trekadam30 4 года назад +2

      @MITCHELL WIGGS IKR?

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 4 года назад +7

      You forgot to add *mediocre

    • @TRVBAL
      @TRVBAL 4 года назад +16

      @@adjappleton he practically married a drag queen. That girl is so gay

    • @owoooooowooo8100
      @owoooooowooo8100 4 года назад +11

      He looks like such a bitchy queen

  • @SplitMaw
    @SplitMaw 3 года назад +164

    I, a non-binary person, introduced my boyfriend, who identifies as straight, to you all AND HE STRAIGHT UP ASKED ME WHAT MY DRAG NAME WOULD BE ON A ROAD TRIP BECAUSE HE HAD SILENTLY BEEN BRAINSTORMING A DRAG IDENTITY FOR HIMSELF AFTER WATCHING THIS SHOW. Man fucking beat me to it and had this whole drag identity before I could even come up with a NAME for MYSELF.
    Edit: Today's also our anniversary! We're going to watch some UNHhhh when we get home our lunch date. Gonna make a great day perfect.

    • @Khamthegoblin
      @Khamthegoblin Год назад +8

      UGHHH, so happy for both of you! he sounds genuinely wonderful!! & I hope you thought of that drag name by now, luv 😌

    • @phoebedarker
      @phoebedarker 7 месяцев назад +1

      That was adorable ❤

  • @HolyPancakesBatman72
    @HolyPancakesBatman72 4 года назад +685

    trixie had her honorary lesbian card revoked when she said two people being into each other and not ever acting on it was movie shit and not real smh that's basically the whole gay woman experience

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 года назад +31

      For real. I'm a lesbian and this is too fucking real.

    • @RozehKakes
      @RozehKakes 3 года назад +16

      *laugh cries in bi*

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 3 года назад

      Me when I thought I was a lesbian: yeah

  • @scar9854
    @scar9854 4 года назад +472

    my English teacher said "we have to focus on the GAZE in this image" and I was like "gays?" and she looked at me and just said yes "gaze" I looked t her and said "gays?", it clicked in both our minds and I'm so embarrassed

    • @sophiealexandra8052
      @sophiealexandra8052 4 года назад +28

      Honestly this comment needs to have about 1000 more likes, made me HOWL. THE GAYZE HONEY.

    • @HeavyMetalKittenx
      @HeavyMetalKittenx 4 года назад +4

      LMAO

    • @AthyDuGard
      @AthyDuGard 4 года назад +4

      More focusing on the gays 😅
      I'm so here for this comment

    • @ghastsly
      @ghastsly 4 года назад +15

      this has the same aura of that one “meatier meteor” tiktok lmao

    • @apples8872
      @apples8872 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @theafterparty5691
    @theafterparty5691 4 года назад +9743

    There's a difference between straight people, and people who just happen to be straight. If you're a straight person watching this, you just happen to be straight

    • @purr797
      @purr797 4 года назад +279

      yeah. YEAH.... yup.

    • @joeplavin
      @joeplavin 3 года назад +57

      lol me

    • @annacarey7891
      @annacarey7891 3 года назад +61

      Sounds about right 😂

    • @divinetime999
      @divinetime999 3 года назад +146

      Can a straight women have a crush on Katya too? 🤔 Asking for a friend... 😘

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 года назад +364

      @@divinetime999 absolutely! Unless you’ve got repeat crushes on women, in that case I’ve got some very bisexual news for you…

  • @ImmundaDeus
    @ImmundaDeus 3 года назад +159

    "If you know a straight person, stop." I want that quote on a shirt.

  • @jcorn104
    @jcorn104 4 года назад +297

    “So when I think about straight people, I go to childhood trauma.” -Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, October 2020. A mood, a vibe, an inconvenient truth

    • @bruh-pi4wp
      @bruh-pi4wp 4 года назад +8

      but ur dad just calls me katyAAAA

  • @starstop9302
    @starstop9302 4 года назад +369

    “Youre not straight, you’re heterosexual” is what I’ve been trying to put into words for years

    • @ivylasangrienta6093
      @ivylasangrienta6093 4 года назад +1

      YES!

    • @marianne22222
      @marianne22222 4 года назад

      What do you mean

    • @nahuelcodesal7252
      @nahuelcodesal7252 4 года назад

      As a spanish speaker I find that word so uncomfortable because when translated, it suggests heteros are the ''natural and original'' human beings.

    • @lolabarchieri8418
      @lolabarchieri8418 4 года назад

      exactly! I. FEEL. SEEN.

    • @mailemae1934
      @mailemae1934 4 года назад +3

      A gay acquaintance was giving me the “are you sure you’re not gay” and I said “pretty sure but I’m down for the cause” which is probably one of the most embarrassing phrases I have uttered. Going with “I’m not straight I’m heterosexual” from here on out.

  • @rachelbowers384
    @rachelbowers384 4 года назад +470

    Why does Trixie look like she is going to go to Eater Sunday mass. still can't get over the manic editing. Artistry!!!

    • @sodaunderthesink9014
      @sodaunderthesink9014 4 года назад +11

      Why did I read that as "why does Trixie look like she's going to eat ass"

    • @shiteyanyo1111
      @shiteyanyo1111 4 года назад +3

      She is pastel country goddess today

    • @oinkoinkpig40
      @oinkoinkpig40 4 года назад +3

      @@sodaunderthesink9014 that seems like a more trixie thing to do.

  • @meaganmariezuko
    @meaganmariezuko Год назад +14

    “you’re not straight you’re just heterosexual” resonates with me so profoundly 😭😭

  • @myfriendscallmezara
    @myfriendscallmezara 4 года назад +592

    Wait but like Katya giving amazing advice when the tweet said “I’m always unlucky” and her telling them “you’ve resigned yourself to defeat; let’s flip that script” actually healed me

  • @ezra6898
    @ezra6898 4 года назад +2095

    "if someone likes you, you can tell"
    a girl literally confessed to being in love with me once and my dumb ass thought she meant it platonically but was just a very emotional person so i said i love you too and moved on

    • @pabloboney7413
      @pabloboney7413 4 года назад +182

      Been there, done that. The Lesbian Life™

    • @tomcruisemiddleteeth
      @tomcruisemiddleteeth 4 года назад +136

      some dude sat next to me daily in a class during high school for 4 years on purpose and i didn't know he had a crush on me until after college :)

    • @atenanike226
      @atenanike226 3 года назад +73

      The statement doesn't apply to us lesbian, we can't tell shit.

    • @joyphil4399
      @joyphil4399 3 года назад +35

      My friend told me she wanted to finger me and I was like 'oh, platonically?'

    • @carsonschultz413
      @carsonschultz413 3 года назад +43

      I made a half joke about flying 15 hours to kiss her and she told me point blank “STEAL A JET AND MAKE. A. MOVE.” 😬
      My dumb ass thought there was no way she was actually into me and it took us another month or so to actually start dating bc I am 🎶 oblivious 🎶 and have low self worth 😌

  • @taylornordquist6781
    @taylornordquist6781 4 года назад +1375

    katya really called out the ENTIRE caucasian community when she said “tiki torches and khakis”

    • @CH-jj8wk
      @CH-jj8wk 3 года назад +41

      No... because the US is not the only country in the world with white people in it

    • @chaoticcanine
      @chaoticcanine 3 года назад +40

      caucasian americans*

    • @michaelamarie4288
      @michaelamarie4288 3 года назад +14

      I think you mean Anglo Saxon community. Caucasians are groups of people who live near the Caucus mountains (including middle eastern countries)

    • @CH-jj8wk
      @CH-jj8wk 3 года назад +6

      @@michaelamarie4288 I don't think they do, given that Anglo-Saxons are an ancient tribe that don't exist anymore.

    • @ohboilien
      @ohboilien 3 года назад +14

      Not y’all calling white Americans a “community”

  • @itsAlexD00d_
    @itsAlexD00d_ 2 года назад +50

    It's been a year, and "I came from a gay lake" is still one of the only ways i introduce myself to strangers

  • @jayaistrash9571
    @jayaistrash9571 4 года назад +224

    "i want all the confidence of a mediocre heterosexual male"-Trixie Mattel 2020

  • @lilyrose2607
    @lilyrose2607 4 года назад +256

    I get offended every time trixie doesn’t laugh at Katya’s intro

    • @shiteyanyo1111
      @shiteyanyo1111 4 года назад +10

      ;-; It was a really good one too!
      It made me laugh

    • @johnstrickland
      @johnstrickland 4 года назад +5

      Same 🤨

    • @trekadam30
      @trekadam30 4 года назад +8

      Trixie not laughing at Katya's intros is homophobic. LOL!

  • @kairos-049
    @kairos-049 4 года назад +364

    My heart goes out to the bi/pan people who have to explain to others that being attracted to someone of the same gender doesn't mean they're gay and that being attracted to someone of a different gender doesn't make them straight because they can go multiple ways

    • @internetperson3228
      @internetperson3228 3 года назад +18

      finally, pans r mentioned 🙌 gobless

    • @SkillSMB
      @SkillSMB 3 года назад +15

      tysm for mentioning pans, so many of the comments here are invalidating us and it's making me want to retreat to the closet 😭
      but yes exactly!

    • @crumblemuffin1257
      @crumblemuffin1257 3 года назад +3

      Bitch I can go all ways as long as it is the fun way. The funny thing is when someone thinks that just because you are pansexual you fuck with half the continent. Sis you need to be at least interesting for me to hit on you

    • @HarperIsHere
      @HarperIsHere Год назад +2

      Thank you for mentioning the pansexuals 🙏🥹

    • @scarlett8782
      @scarlett8782 Год назад +3

      yeah somehow being bi almost makes certain straight guys hate you more - I think it makes them feel like they aren't good enough, and your boyfriend always seems to mistrust you around your own best friends. girlfriends were always much more trusting. there were gay girls at my school that got left alone but somehow I got called a slur all the time by the guys, especially by my best friend's boyfriend who didn't "trust me" around her. she ended up breaking up with him over it, but he acted like that for years.

  • @Damian-fw3tl
    @Damian-fw3tl 3 года назад +50

    " ur not straight ur just heterosexual" is one of my favorite quotes ever

  • @natibuddel
    @natibuddel 4 года назад +585

    „You‘re not straight, you‘re just heterosexual“ - that spoke to me... Bi Woman in a Hetero relationship - he and I bonded over Uunnnh episodes when we met - I got lucky with that one 😂

    • @georgiaseales6036
      @georgiaseales6036 4 года назад +8

      Spooked! This is my exact situation 🥰

    • @kasumiijay
      @kasumiijay 4 года назад +6

      shut uppp!!! no guy I know knows anything about drag queens

    • @violetsparkles5453
      @violetsparkles5453 4 года назад +3

      I got my boyfriend into UHHHNNNHH

    • @gabbzimoongem3067
      @gabbzimoongem3067 4 года назад +1

      I wanted to get my boyfriend onto it but it's not his thing, sad bisexual tears

    • @violetsparkles5453
      @violetsparkles5453 4 года назад +4

      @@gabbzimoongem3067 he can turn. over time even they can mature

  • @dayanna901
    @dayanna901 4 года назад +165

    Ron's apartment with the Green Mile poster, the cat pic and the Taylor Swift reference, I'M DEAD

    • @shawngagnon7695
      @shawngagnon7695 4 года назад +10

      I can still hear Trixie yelling "THE GREEN MILE?"

    • @RNCHFND
      @RNCHFND 4 года назад +1

      I still can't swallow that he's a STRAIGHT swiftie

  • @NaomiDollxoxo
    @NaomiDollxoxo 4 года назад +194

    Glad to hear bisexuals spoken of kindly. We get excluded and stereotyped so often, this is refreshing 💞

    • @maeve4747
      @maeve4747 4 года назад +9

      And I honestly get offended when people say I'm straight because I'm in a long term relationship with a man.

    • @NaomiDollxoxo
      @NaomiDollxoxo 4 года назад +3

      @the gays do it better ❤

    • @NaomiDollxoxo
      @NaomiDollxoxo 4 года назад +7

      @@maeve4747 OMG yes! It doesn't remove the fact we still have our sexuality. Not like we pick one and that's that from there on out. Or that it means we're promiscuous. It's amazing how many things people think about us

    • @maeve4747
      @maeve4747 4 года назад +7

      @@NaomiDollxoxo or when certain gate-keeping-gays assume bisexual girls are straight and just say they're bi because of whatever reason. Im so beyond done with having to explain myself and my sexuality not being taken seriously

    • @NaomiDollxoxo
      @NaomiDollxoxo 4 года назад +3

      @@maeve4747 me too

  • @ten-fandoms-in-a-trenchcoat
    @ten-fandoms-in-a-trenchcoat 2 года назад +94

    I absolutely understand the difference between straight people and Straight PeopleTM

  • @blueraine8705
    @blueraine8705 4 года назад +284

    "I'm sorry but I just cannot have a baby in this weather" is what I'm going to tell my dad next time he asks about grandkids

  • @ronnietheboywonder
    @ronnietheboywonder 4 года назад +244

    "Being forced to play football"
    I felt that.

  • @southparkfan01
    @southparkfan01 4 года назад +71

    My husband used to always take me to drag shows, and all the queens knew him. They loved him and he always said getting hit on by gay men is the biggest compliment. I could NEVER be with a homophob!!