I love how Modest Pelican pairs sadistic and psychotic but tactful murders with intelligent and thoughtful observations and opinions of his environment.
1:58 fun fact: the 2 guys crucified next to jesus were thieves, the first thief badmouthed him while the second embraced his death, jesus saw how accepting the second thief was and brought him into paradise while the first thief went to hell uncharted 4 taught me that
@@MASTEROFEVIL he’s stuck inside a box with the dead body of a woman… “could be worse: he could be flaccid”… do you get the (horrible and unethical) picture? 😂
I discovered your Hitman videos a few weeks ago and have been enjoying them. This one’s my favorite so far. Your writing and delivery are brilliant here, and I laughed out loud several times. Thanks!
There was only one person in this world who was expressly promised a place in heaven it was the thief beside Jesus. Technically everyone is, if they believe, but he got the message from the horses mouth so to speak. So one of them was loved by Jesus at least. I'm not saying I believe in this stuff I just know about it, little facts and that.
The funniest RUclipsrs tend to be the ones that can slip in jokes without breaking character, making it unexpected and ironic. Cr1TiKaL, Modest Pelican, etc.
For a pelican preaching hydration your videos are absolutely filled with dry humor and I'm all for it. Ps. You've got me addicted to using dodgy malaka while refering to people and folks in my region dont know what it means. This along with my numerous restraining orders is seriously dampening my small talks in the grocery stores
@@Ray.Norrish I read the first comment and was like “aww that’s wholesome” Then I come to the replies and see your comment and I’m like “damn lol I guess it’s not as wholesome as I thought 😂”
Modest Pellican: Brings items that make sense for killing everyone in a smart way that attempts to stay unsuspecting Cheru: Either grabbing random items in normal kill everyone, or grabbing illegal flammable apricots and weapons that arent even given actual names in the randomized version for stupid kills without caring about people watching
That BF2042 comment hit hard. Battlefield was my favorite franchise by far. I just wanted a return to gameplay like BF3/BF4. Knowing we’ll never have that back and that Battlefield is ruined forever has actually made me cry a time or two because it means I can never have those experiences with friends I long for again.
My grandfather is exactly like the fishing guy in terms of behavior. Even if he saw a dozen bodies and heard gunfire, it wouldn't pry him away from his favorite hobby.
in almost all hitman games you always could turn on "easy mode" by sitting in chokepoint with shotgun and killing all guards one by one when they come for you. Game really brokes at this moment. Even after bodies start to pile, target fo not run away from the map and not calling in some sort of assault team to deal with you
This is hilarious!! I love these Hitman videos! Please put them into a playlist!! Do you think you'll do more simulator style videos? I think Hobo Simulator would be right up your alley!
Thanks mate, i needed this boost in my current mission of getting a fleet carrier so I can hail other ships over, abduct them and then bring them somewhere over 800 light years away and force them to work
The fact that he refused to kill the happy fishing guy is so wholesome for this channel and I absolutely love it
Yeah
the fact that he supports child labor LMAO
exactly
@@cazzywoozy because he’s a great and hydrated Pelican
@@gutsbigfan .. bro your funny
"Could be worse, I could be flaccid"
Fucking spat out my drink mate good job
bro im sayin
😂😂😭
Hahahah best line by far
@@sechi731 STOP THIS IS ON EVERY FUKING COMMENT WTF
This guys a legend
Love that you are back with the hitman content
He's Australian, that's bootleg English
@@greatest_bumble_bee_dudelol he always had an Aussie accent look back at his old vids
I love how Modest Pelican pairs sadistic and psychotic but tactful murders with intelligent and thoughtful observations and opinions of his environment.
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
“If I had a sniper I could really make a dent in the local population” spoken like a true politician
xd
@Machu OMG same
E
*peli(ti)c(i)an
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
god I haven't laughed that hard in a while
fr the first kill had me dead
Sale for me ... Awesome !
gonna have to drop a like under those conditions 😔
didnt expect u to be here, havent watched u in a while
may as well change that 😂
@@hunterlee638 not watching zanny is cringe
Can we get pog in the chat?
Aren’t you the guy that friend held you hostage to play titan fall 2?
Zanny I love your videos especially the battlefront ones they are really funny
1:58
fun fact: the 2 guys crucified next to jesus were thieves, the first thief badmouthed him while the second embraced his death, jesus saw how accepting the second thief was and brought him into paradise while the first thief went to hell
uncharted 4 taught me that
This is a blessing I've just been rewatching the old hitman videos
hell yea man hope you enjoy :)
Same here lmaooo they’re top tier
@@ModestPelican your my favourite RUclipsr
@@commoncanadiens6699 *you're
@@angelsfallfirst7348 u think u slick
"It could be worse, I could be flacid"
Youre darkly hilarious and you just gained a new fan
Liked too, cause I hate child labor
Can't deny how cost effective it is
I love watching these challenges they bring out the inner craziness in my favorite RUclipsrs
:D
@@ModestPelican :D
@@londonbus3629 :D
They bring out the craziness in the viewers as well. Helps you test "how random or silly/violent" can I become to mess with these npcs
@@ModestPelican D:
“This game makes spiking drinks fun again” 😭
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
@@travisdonovan9318 yes
bill cosby ruined it for all of us
Um wut🌝
When was it fun
“Could be worse: I could be flaccid” 😂 This one really made me laugh!!!
I didn't get it
@@MASTEROFEVIL he’s stuck inside a box with the dead body of a woman… “could be worse: he could be flaccid”… do you get the (horrible and unethical) picture? 😂
@@xiaolong201280 Oh
@@MASTEROFEVIL 🤣 😂 😂 🤣
@@xiaolong201280 I feel silly
I will never stop watching your vids, its rare to find people who are genuinely entertaining and funny. Stay hydrated!
i appreciate that man! hope you're doing well
This man is a legand !!
@@arihalvorsen7122 *legend
@@ModestPelican Did you say malaka??
@@ModestPelican 5:37 Did you just say malaka?
I discovered your Hitman videos a few weeks ago and have been enjoying them. This one’s my favorite so far. Your writing and delivery are brilliant here, and I laughed out loud several times. Thanks!
They weren't staying hydrated, it was justified 😔
🤘😔🤘
@@ModestPelican 🤘😔🤘
@@h.cheema7818 😔🤘😔
@@zneer100 😔🤘😔
@@paulnolan4971 🤘😔🤘
11:59 mornin' ! Nice day for fishing innit?!
“First we break there spirits, then we break there necks”
-Modest Pelican 2021
where?
@@racebred2625 there
*their
9:13 boy fishing is just so fun and relaxing.
Pelican with a gun to npc head: always has been
"... feeling less loved than the two people crucified next to Jesus."
Holy fuck I had to pause there. That's pure gold m8.
There was only one person in this world who was expressly promised a place in heaven it was the thief beside Jesus.
Technically everyone is, if they believe, but he got the message from the horses mouth so to speak. So one of them was loved by Jesus at least.
I'm not saying I believe in this stuff I just know about it, little facts and that.
excuse me
That's how dead island franchise started
Love when you play hitman.
Satisfying in many different ways.
You’re a huge inspiration to me and my gaming channel
Gotta love the fishin' man
Finally back with hitman!
:D
@@ModestPelican Been waiting for this!
@@ModestPelican :D
Modest pelican: “they’re getting desensitised to the violence
Also modest pelican: kills everybody in the villa while judging their desensitivity.
"So why did you murder several people?"
"they werent hydrated"
"understandable have a great day"
He has killed 61 people in this video, maybe more. A true hitman
"There's no sweeping under the rug for this one.
These guys are going to have to accept that they might drop to a four star destination."
😂👏🏻👍🏻
That one got me as well 😂
I read the comment just as he was saying that
02:47 "It could be worse, I could be flacid" LOL
it's gonna be a good day when papa peli posts 🥰
:D
1:10 this part had me laughing
Please keep bringing hitman videos more often, I really like them and always eagerly wait for them. Even one video per month would be fine 🔥
1:23 “Mustache here is basically responsible for every terror attack ever” this made me crack up
This video was extremely high quality. Almost as high quality as the MPG merchandise that you shouldn’t have missed out on.
At least another person who knows the right terminology for those glasses, thanks!
The funniest RUclipsrs tend to be the ones that can slip in jokes without breaking character, making it unexpected and ironic. Cr1TiKaL, Modest Pelican, etc.
10:16 😂 all those dead bodies in the break room
"It could be worse - I could be flaccid" I had to just pause there and catch my breath
"its only my second kill and i'm already stuck in a laundry basket with a dead woman...could be worse...could be flaccid" killed me 2:45
Absolutely love this channel mane
What a legend
For a pelican preaching hydration your videos are absolutely filled with dry humor and I'm all for it.
Ps. You've got me addicted to using dodgy malaka while refering to people and folks in my region dont know what it means. This along with my numerous restraining orders is seriously dampening my small talks in the grocery stores
i had to explain to my mom what a malaka is last night. ps im in california.... but i did live on the gold coast for 6 months with a Sheila
"First we break their spirit, then we break their necks." 💀
As someone who spends an inordinate amount of time fishing I appreciate Peli letting the fisherman live. That guys an actual legend.
He deserved it more than anyone - fishing on the beach is illegal in the Maldives.
@@Ray.Norrish I read the first comment and was like “aww that’s wholesome”
Then I come to the replies and see your comment and I’m like “damn lol I guess it’s not as wholesome as I thought 😂”
@@Ray.Norrish no cop, no crime
Rumor has it, that absolute Chad is still out there fishing to this day...
"First we break their spirits, then we break their necks" - Papa Peli (2021)
The fisher was a true Chad staying hydrated
Love your videos Peli, making the world a safer place by eliminating the dehydrated 👍
I literally can't anymore. You are the funniest guy on the internet....
“Leaving her feeling less loved that the dudes crucified next to jesus” bro go on tour the one liners are killing me 😂😂
I swear you are the first person to ever make me laugh with Hitman content. Absolute legend you are bro.
Yes , the hydrated god has blessed us with more family friendly Christian music
0:39 what do you mean hate. I can order them to do anything and they would do it because they don’t know any better. BEST PURCHASE OF MY LIFE
These Hitman videos are my favorite! Great comedy and always makes me laugh!
I’ve been making sure to keep people hydrated
“Remember to like the video if you hate child labour, but must admit it’s cost effective” 💀
I subscribed for that one.
Modest Pellican: Brings items that make sense for killing everyone in a smart way that attempts to stay unsuspecting
Cheru: Either grabbing random items in normal kill everyone, or grabbing illegal flammable apricots and weapons that arent even given actual names in the randomized version for stupid kills without caring about people watching
They both have a unique flair, mad respecc fr
We need this for every map
The ending was funny asfk 😭😭😭
Nothing more wholesome than this heavenly content 😌 remember to stay hydrated
And this is it. I have watched all Hitman vids and this is the best channel and the best content I have ever seen.
"It's time to become the sneaky stepdad"
- Modest Pelican, 2021
That BF2042 comment hit hard. Battlefield was my favorite franchise by far. I just wanted a return to gameplay like BF3/BF4. Knowing we’ll never have that back and that Battlefield is ruined forever has actually made me cry a time or two because it means I can never have those experiences with friends I long for again.
I feel much hydrated thanks to papa peli
this man is the reason i bought hitman. you are a great youtuber!
Dude, I couldn't stop laughing... You're hilarious, now I'm about to buy this game, its totally ridiculous.... PERFECT
I just love his satirical style and we need more RUclipsrs like him.
9:35 - "cameraaaaah", "filtaaaahhhhh"
My grandfather is exactly like the fishing guy in terms of behavior. Even if he saw a dozen bodies and heard gunfire, it wouldn't pry him away from his favorite hobby.
Nice video man! Keep up the work, much love
You watched the whole 12-minute video when it was posted minute ago
you're a legend mate!
@@calebalexanderwhite1601 no, but its from Peli, so you know its good
Legend has it he's still fishing this day
0:02 he is an Alpha Bald Man at that
....leaving her feeling less loved than the two people crucified next to Jesus! 🤣😱
gold!
8:00 I read that as absolute shit 😂
I remember I use to watch you around 2 years ago, now I returned you playing hitman. Love to see you still upload!
in almost all hitman games you always could turn on "easy mode" by sitting in chokepoint with shotgun and killing all guards one by one when they come for you. Game really brokes at this moment. Even after bodies start to pile, target fo not run away from the map and not calling in some sort of assault team to deal with you
They ran out of assault teams.
The "I love you" part at the end of his videos is so wholesome. 🖤
1:50 what?? HAHAHAHHA
2:36 "I finally locate someone sitting by themselves"
*minimap shows someone right behind him*
8:19: *Meet The Sniper*
Ahhh, this takes me back to the first time I killed everyone and dumped them off the riverboat, good times and they all got hydrated...
At 5:38 did he say "this dodgy malaka?" or am I going crazy?
This is hilarious!! I love these Hitman videos! Please put them into a playlist!!
Do you think you'll do more simulator style videos? I think Hobo Simulator would be right up your alley!
I still remember your jokes on this mission. "She's wearing so much fake tan, she's officially classified as a racial minority"
Most of RUclips's best content, right here!!!!
Child labor is definitely cost effective. Can't deny that. 👍🏾
Thank you modest pelican for commenting on our video-
Jesus Christ is lord and savior amen amen 🙏
1:58 today i learned! you learn something new every day
First
dude same
Who asked
These kids all fighting to be first even tho nobody cares: ruclips.net/video/kIaqZh_gGz4/видео.html
Your dark humour is actually the best I’ve hear 🤣🤣🤣first video I’ve seen and I’m subbin
YAY glad you brought back the hitman content
Thank you so much for bringing back Agent 47.
Bro said “cost effective” 🤣
That's why Nestle is rich
The fisherman just show you shouldn't give up
gotta say, modest pelican actually gives you a solid reason to like the videos at the start
The drip line was fire. Gotta admire hitman games. You could say their ‘level’ of detail is off the ‘map’.
Staying hydrated and not getting sunburned take priority over everything else I salute the elderly couple /j
This guys hitman videos are absolute 24 karot gold 😂 they make me laugh soo hard 😅
Thanks mate, i needed this boost in my current mission of getting a fleet carrier so I can hail other ships over, abduct them and then bring them somewhere over 800 light years away and force them to work
Thanks for entertaining me mate, was well funny 🤣