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  • Published on Mar 13, 2026
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    In the name of the moon, we will abridge you!
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    DIRECTOR/WRITER/EDITOR
    Scott Frerichs
    SCRIPT CONSULTATION
    Gavin Greene
    ADDITIONAL ART
    Stephan Krosecz
    ADDITIONAL EDITING
    Stephan Krosecz
    MUSIC
    Stephan Krosecz
    Cliff Weinstein
    Epidemic Sound
    CAST
    Marina Book as Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon, Kigān
    Katy Johnson as Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury, Derella
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    Elsie Lovelock as Rei Hino/Sailor Mars, Garoben
    / @elsielovelock
    Jet Aggrind as Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter
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    Megami33 as Luna
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    Sandra Espinoza as Naru Osaka, Morga
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    Logan Laidlaw as Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask
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    Kayleigh McKee as Queen Beryl
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    Kdin Jenzen as Queen Metalia
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    Austin Lee Matthews as Zoisite
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    Colin Roersma as Nephrite
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    Scott Frerichs as Kunzite
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    Blake Jennings as Jadeite
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  • @TeamFourStar
    @TeamFourStar  3 months ago +1168

    Go to buyraycon.com/teamfourstarOPEN to get up to 30% off during Raycon’s Black Friday and Cyber Monday Sale.

    • @MasonCouch-f6g4y
      @MasonCouch-f6g4y 3 months ago +9

      😊😊😊😊

    • @Princess-b4w8z
      @Princess-b4w8z 3 months ago +3

      first

    • @niodlc9084
      @niodlc9084 3 months ago +4

      😮😮😮

    • @cellschannel8959
      @cellschannel8959 3 months ago +9

      😮 I remember watching Sailor Moon when I was a kid back in the 90s y'all gone and Fd with DBZ and made me a fan of abridged. So now I'm alive to witness one of my other favorite cartoons I saw on Cartoon Networks Toonami when I would come home after school. I would had been like 8 or 9 when I first saw it and I remember feeling embarrassed watching it and felt like I didn't want my parents walking in on me while I was watching the series like a teenager reading a magazine 😅. So like yeah cool that's y'all testing the waters with something new to a beloved childhood show just like DBZ 😂

    • @ErBr2001
      @ErBr2001 3 months ago +18

      Is this planned to be a full abridged series?

  • @Bananwaffles
    @Bananwaffles 2 months ago +2098

    It’s absolutely criminal my algorithm didn’t show me this until a month later

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 2 months ago +38

      Same, but its because the new episode was released

    • @forgetfulfiremage7124
      @forgetfulfiremage7124 2 months ago +20

      Seriously disappointed in my algorithm as well

    • @TheKevlarVest
      @TheKevlarVest 2 months ago +11

      Yep, this is the "get fugged" club.
      YT algo dropped the ball here, but funny that it kept showing me the members only version this last month

    • @iamkroot6098
      @iamkroot6098 2 months ago +4

      Same

    • @ghostroses777
      @ghostroses777 2 months ago +2

      Same here

  • @jakeblennings
    @jakeblennings 3 months ago +5608

    MOM I MADE IT I GOT DECIMATED IN A TEAMFOURSTAR VIDEO 😍😍😍
    (honored to have worked with y’all thank you so much!!!)

    • @TaylorPS97
      @TaylorPS97 3 months ago +66

      Oh god this mf 😂 (jk love you)

    • @Drewtendo
      @Drewtendo 3 months ago +168

      I was literally thinking, "That sounds like Blake Jennings!" Awesome getting to hear you in this!

    • @S_on_fire
      @S_on_fire 3 months ago +19

      The year is 2045, the same comment is typed, now on a much different website.

    • @daddyespressodepresso2207
      @daddyespressodepresso2207 3 months ago +35

      sis the way I clocked your voice immediately 😂

    • @irritatedlibrarian9057
      @irritatedlibrarian9057 3 months ago +13

      Hi Blake!

  • @YungandRekless545
    @YungandRekless545 3 months ago +15932

    *For thousands of years, they've laid dormant...*

  • @DmonHiro
    @DmonHiro 2 months ago +1122

    "Oh, no, she's cute!" is the correct reaction to meeting Ami.

  • @ash_sunday
    @ash_sunday 3 months ago +2178

    “My regular cleaner got shut down for laundering” is such a good line, feels like it’s straight out of classic Simpsons

    • @figbagit3137
      @figbagit3137 3 months ago +56

      The term "money laundering" comes from people historically opening up laundromats to funnel illegal money through those business as "profits", so its a little bit of an on-the-nose joke

    • @MaddForest
      @MaddForest 3 months ago +41

      I love the running gag of needing to get the Tux to the cleaners, too, like it’s a rental.

    • @thebeetalls
      @thebeetalls 3 months ago

      It's also a breaking bad reference, topical since, you know. Meth.

    • @LepoonLepunn
      @LepoonLepunn 3 months ago +19

      @figbagit3137 Just to clarify, the term "money laundering" does not originate from the presumed prevalence of laundromats used to perform the act. The term references the way money is "cleaned" (With laundering being the act of putting something through the wash). The first usages of the term were also used in relation to the Watergate Scandal, so it definitely doesn't have anything to do with laundromats (at least according to the two articles I read, lol).
      Side note: I kinda feel like a douche for "Um, actually-ing" you, so I just wanna make it known I wrote this not because I wanted the satisfaction of being correct, but because I wanted to dispel any misunderstandings. Sorry!

    • @brashblond
      @brashblond Month ago

      ​@LepoonLepunn Well I for one appreciate your clarification. Because my understanding of the term is the same as yours and so the notion of actual laundromats being involved threw for a while there. haha 👍🏽✨️

  • @Steelers3624
    @Steelers3624 3 months ago +2321

    "My regular cleaner got shut down for laundering." That joke deserves more praise.

  • @Therapy-fox
    @Therapy-fox 3 months ago +3056

    "I'd whip out a ruler and WIN!"
    That line was colder than Tuxedo's shoulder.

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 3 months ago +70

      Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if that's parody or not, as i vaguely remember hearing things about Queen Barrel and her possible surprises, which include seeing her again. Hear me out xD

    • @t.p.3456
      @t.p.3456 3 months ago +42

      ​@emmanuelwil-jeff you might just be remembering a Robot Chicken joke. 🤷‍♂️🤭🤣🤣🤣

    • @VanAkita
      @VanAkita 3 months ago

      ​@emmanuelwil-jeff It merely sounded like some very brutal shade with no further implication lol. For those of you hanging out with gays, you already know.
      In real life it would be a cis girl going: "Your dicks are so small, I would win a measuring contest against you all"

    • @mrcerulean7406
      @mrcerulean7406 3 months ago +16

      @t.p.3456 Robot chicken was the first thing I thought with that line.
      Queen Beryl: Anime sure is weird.

    • @ShellShock1967
      @ShellShock1967 3 months ago +11

      Holy heck I completely forgot that Robot Chicken Sailor Moon sketch, I laughed way too hard when I first watched that. 🤣

  • @redwolf121990
    @redwolf121990 2 months ago +739

    I enjoy the fact that in this version, Makoto had no idea what was going on, she was just walking in the park in her costume, saw an adult man with a middle schooler who asked to die and she immediately ends him. At most she heard the parfait line and had a similar theory. lol

    • @jessbanette4976
      @jessbanette4976 2 months ago +104

      I mean, if I saw an adult man on a date with a middle schooler I'd want him dead too haha

    • @charmingmagican9821
      @charmingmagican9821 Month ago +1

      ​@jessbanette4976based

    • @TheMasterdon90
      @TheMasterdon90 Month ago +35

      ​@jessbanette4976there's a reason (zoisite?) says "if he comes back alive, he's not coming back alive"

    • @Freezethefrog
      @Freezethefrog Month ago

      @TheMasterdon90 I think he meant that they were going to kill him if he showed his face again after seducing a kid.

    • @LuisMartinez-zy8xv
      @LuisMartinez-zy8xv 16 days ago +2

      what was that parfait joke? i... dont know

  • @thewinterprince1731
    @thewinterprince1731 3 months ago +826

    "How is it that you flop every math test but NOW you can put two and two together?" XD

    • @druesimpson1137
      @druesimpson1137 3 months ago +27

      Golden line😂

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 3 months ago +10

      "Asking the real questions here." -Tien Shinhan

    • @joseph86255
      @joseph86255 3 months ago +7

      Michiru and Haruka are the exact opposite i.e. intelligent enough to get into an elite private school but can't figure out what kind of show they're in to save their lives.

  • @DarkCloudVA2
    @DarkCloudVA2 3 months ago +2622

    TFS are who got me into voice acting 14 years ago. To be in a video of theirs is amazing!
    Thank you again for having me guys!

    • @ok-ue4ub
      @ok-ue4ub 3 months ago +21

      Congrats!

    • @Swordtee40
      @Swordtee40 3 months ago +19

      So proud of you, Cloud. A huge win definitely well deserved! 🖤

    • @LivingTheDream484
      @LivingTheDream484 3 months ago +7

      Awesome stuff! Also, is your name based on the Ps2 series Dark Cloud?

    • @DarkCloudVA2
      @DarkCloudVA2 3 months ago

      @LivingTheDream484 Nah, I actually didnt know about the game until I got this username
      It comes from an old Xbox Live gamertag I had back on the Xbox 360. DarkCloud1267

    • @ultraexcalibur1728
      @ultraexcalibur1728 3 months ago +6

      I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE YOU IN THIS! OMEGA W!

  • @Cass_The_Lass
    @Cass_The_Lass 3 months ago +2140

    The parfait request turning into a Death Note internal monologue fucking killed me

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin 3 months ago +92

      😭They removed the "human parfait" line 😭

    • @MarcTaker
      @MarcTaker 3 months ago +71

      i am so glad i was right thinking that’s what the reference was, the music was just off enough to make me question (and probably to dodge copyright)

    • @RadeticDaniel
      @RadeticDaniel 3 months ago +23

      ​@freedustin what was that line?
      I didn't watch this show in English, was it a dub thing?

    • @DeadSparkMan
      @DeadSparkMan 3 months ago +47

      It killed Nephrite too !

    • @Elion-i9l
      @Elion-i9l 3 months ago +42

      it made me 100% need a deathnote parody

  • @tehdopefish
    @tehdopefish 2 months ago +269

    7:14 I said "a cab" 😂 what a perfect joke.

    • @RosenGraves
      @RosenGraves 2 months ago +17

      Remember, Shadow, ACAB = All Cops Are Beautiful

  • @1000rogueleader
    @1000rogueleader 3 months ago +2357

    Fun fact for those who don't know: the voice of Luna is Corinne "Megami33" Sudberg, who was the creator of the original Sailor Moon Abridged many years ago, where she also voiced Luna, just like she does here. In that version, she gave Luna a British accent, just like she had in the original Canadian dub.

    • @Arosukir6
      @Arosukir6 3 months ago +74

      Oo, that *is* a fun fact! I'm so happy that she gets to work on this!

    • @mrfatztheassassain
      @mrfatztheassassain 3 months ago +50

      I was hoping she was involved.

    • @orionzak7990
      @orionzak7990 3 months ago +12

      I watched that so many years ago!

    • @bidoofenshmirtz
      @bidoofenshmirtz 3 months ago +32

      She also sings "Brave Shine" for the Fate/Stay Night UBW abridged. It slaps.

    • @russellperry9902
      @russellperry9902 3 months ago +9

      Why does YT be so mean to abridgement

  • @thistlefield24
    @thistlefield24 3 months ago +1397

    "Despite the iconic phrase, I'd much prefer a sword" is somehow the best Sailor Mercury line I've ever heard.

    • @Remacno89
      @Remacno89 3 months ago +139

      Choked a laugh when she goes "my legs are cold."

    • @thistlefield24
      @thistlefield24 3 months ago +76

      ​@Remacno89That and Usagi saying "If I sit down this skirt will become a belt."

    • @halloran537
      @halloran537 3 months ago +31

      @Remacno89 "Bubbles" got me.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 3 months ago +7

      @halloran537 just be patient mercury, you'll get ice pwoers soon

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 3 months ago +3

      @Remacno89 I just loved that part!

  • @spyrofan9681
    @spyrofan9681 3 months ago +6417

    I think this might be the most female VAs in one place in all abridged history

    • @Redrally
      @Redrally 3 months ago +484

      Well...since the previous Sailor Moon Abridged...in which Megami33 was the titular Sailor Moon

    • @babauranai
      @babauranai 3 months ago +205

      Team four star really is about bringing the best together since the old days

    • @jordanfears453
      @jordanfears453 3 months ago +264

      We've come a long way from Helsing Ultimate Abridged where they had a man voice the main female lead. Don't get me wrong, Jessie obliterated that roll, but it's nice to see the ladies getting representation.

    • @Stamyham
      @Stamyham 3 months ago

      @jordanfears453 what an odd thing to say, considering that Nowhacking is biologically female. If a woman performs a role, and then later decides that they are no longer a woman, does that role they performed no longer constitute female representation?

    • @jacobdill4499
      @jacobdill4499 3 months ago +71

      I didn't think that VA transitioned until after the role.

  • @nicholascasale1225
    @nicholascasale1225 2 months ago +521

    "They grow you TALL where you come from..."
    Usagi simping over the other sailor scouts is hilarious!

    • @KabbuofTeamSnakemouth
      @KabbuofTeamSnakemouth 2 months ago +38

      History will remember them as roommates

    • @arthurchallat8530
      @arthurchallat8530 2 months ago +68

      Usagi is, at least, bisexual and NOTHING can convince me otherwise.

    • @Masterbrax1
      @Masterbrax1 Month ago

      You are absolute right, ​@arthurchallat8530

    • @willow9490
      @willow9490 Month ago +13

      From the episode after this: “bi weak just describes Usagi”

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 days ago +1

      And probably accurate in her inner thoughts.

  • @angelmoon33
    @angelmoon33 3 months ago +6976

    "Oh cool a Sailor Moon parod.........TEAMFOURSTARS?!!"
    Oh we've been blessed!

    • @algordo1997
      @algordo1997 3 months ago +23

      These guys are what Viz Media was to SM in 2014. Marvel Studios.😊😊😊😊

    • @LafeiMcCloud
      @LafeiMcCloud 3 months ago +19

      we are eating good

    • @FromOdyssey3
      @FromOdyssey3 3 months ago +57

      The world is healing

    • @ironoat
      @ironoat 3 months ago +11

      ONE DAY AGO?

    • @Millisama
      @Millisama 3 months ago +14

      Thank Demon Lord Popo

  • @JetAggrind
    @JetAggrind 3 months ago +2794

    Thank you so much for having me as Sailor Jupiter!!! 💥💚💥 Genuinely such an honour to work with y'all!

    • @kagetsu13
      @kagetsu13 3 months ago +49

      Don’t break our legs!!

    • @caboosedonutgriff3285
      @caboosedonutgriff3285 3 months ago +22

      Sailor Jupiter was always my favorite. Love this so much, and congrats for landing the role!

    • @SolstaceWinters
      @SolstaceWinters 3 months ago +32

      You did a great job for the 20 seconds you were on screen. I look forward to seeing just how many villains remind you of your old ex boyfriend.

    • @David-dz1cb
      @David-dz1cb 3 months ago +5

      You were excellent, can't wait for more!

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 3 months ago +7

      We love Jupy.

  • @Jeffy_the_J
    @Jeffy_the_J 3 months ago +16659

    The year is 2025. Teamfourstart has blessed us with another abriged series. This is where it starts to turn around for humanity

    • @nightdragon669
      @nightdragon669 3 months ago +148

      So it has been typed so it shall be

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 months ago +477

      …does that mean I can stop the sacrifices now?

    • @Bonstailo1
      @Bonstailo1 3 months ago +96

      This is it harambe has finally forgiven us

    • @King_Luigi
      @King_Luigi 3 months ago +473

      @warlordofbritannia Ehh, better do "2 or 3 more". Just to be safe.

    • @dhn6154
      @dhn6154 3 months ago +196

      @warlordofbritanniaNO, why do you think that we have this, it’s clearly a sign that the sacrifices are working

  • @jasonrallo
    @jasonrallo 2 months ago +65

    its moving at the pace of a vine compilation

  • @TwoPairSA
    @TwoPairSA 3 months ago +4001

    I feel like half the reason this exists is to set up the "Yas, Queen" joke.
    This is not a complaint.

    • @Kinochai
      @Kinochai 3 months ago +161

      That joke made the entire episode to me I swear to god

    • @timegear6322
      @timegear6322 3 months ago +13

      Timestamp?

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 3 months ago +56

      ​​@timegear6322 It's at 08:48 in response to Queen Beryl getting pissed off at them sniping at each other.

    • @marvolomethod
      @marvolomethod 3 months ago

      And she’s gonna SLAY,,,,,.. hard

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 3 months ago +43

      I can imagine Scott laughing as he types that in the script

  • @thegreyjedi2372
    @thegreyjedi2372 3 months ago +2797

    The fact that Luna is being voiced by Megami33 again is giving my Sailor Moon Abridged loving heart the happy feels.

  • @CrazyEyez42
    @CrazyEyez42 3 months ago +4769

    I've been a fan of TFS ever since DBZAbridged. Getting to voice Nephrite was a blast, thanks for having me!

  • @silverkat97
    @silverkat97 2 months ago +94

    6:36 "Holy cat! A talking balls"
    My fave line from Rei 😹

    • @samurai2871
      @samurai2871 Month ago +1

      Too bad Ami wasn’t there to correct her…

  • @YamatoFukkatsu
    @YamatoFukkatsu 3 months ago +2053

    Jupiter kills Nephrite? Wow, wasn't expecting this Abridged Series to use manga canon.

    • @FluffyOfTheMoon
      @FluffyOfTheMoon 3 months ago +298

      there's also mars killing jadeite like in the manga

    • @YamatoFukkatsu
      @YamatoFukkatsu 3 months ago +162

      @FluffyOfTheMoonTrue. I guess Nephrite's death was more noticeable because the first anime killed him off before Jupiter even appeared.

    • @FourzeRiderTea
      @FourzeRiderTea 3 months ago +51

      I mean they tend to use manga canon more often than not

    • @newtpondskipper
      @newtpondskipper 3 months ago +26

      Because she's the best.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 3 months ago +8

      ​@YamatoFukkatsuTo be fair they're all pointless after S1

  • @alvaroperez2349
    @alvaroperez2349 3 months ago +1124

    “It’s less the Avengers and more Toddlers and Tiaras”
    That part got me.

    • @ActuatedGear
      @ActuatedGear 3 months ago +31

      "Wait."

    • @DaoFAQ
      @DaoFAQ 3 months ago +19

      “It’s less the Avengers and more Toddlers and Tiaras”
      ….My God!

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 3 months ago

      300th like

    • @leow193
      @leow193 3 months ago +19

      I didn't get it. Why did she say "Ooooooh" ?

    • @r.s.2890
      @r.s.2890 3 months ago +70

      ​@leow193luna just remembered that usagi has the magical tiara.

  • @XiremaXesirin
    @XiremaXesirin 3 months ago +993

    "I have sudafed and a chemistry set, but it's going to take me a few days-AMI NO" sent me into orbit holy shit.

    • @DarkinPunk
      @DarkinPunk 3 months ago +36

      Ami. AMI! WE NEED TO COOK!

    • @SilverByakuya
      @SilverByakuya 3 months ago +32

      She was TOO ready to start Breaking Bad.

    • @aurorathenerd8363
      @aurorathenerd8363 3 months ago +17

      This is the moment Ami became Heisenberg

    • @AnotherRandomUserName100
      @AnotherRandomUserName100 3 months ago +6

      ​@aurorathenerd8363 "You're goddamn right."

    • @CozyNoctis
      @CozyNoctis 2 months ago

      "Hey, sorry I'm late. My regular cleaner got shut down for laundering--AHH, METHHEAD!!"

  • @ilanouh
    @ilanouh 2 months ago +64

    Me just checking the TFS wiki for a random reason: "Wait, Toonami Abridged? What's that? HOLY SHIT 1 MONTH AGO???"

  • @tainoman7905
    @tainoman7905 3 months ago +1942

    It's the simple things like "my legs are cold" that make their writing iconic

    • @flux_casey
      @flux_casey 3 months ago +122

      The line hit me like a truck. Timing and delivery, perfect.

    • @TheBorhork
      @TheBorhork 3 months ago +58

      @flux_casey exactly, the writing is great, but the timing and delivery is what makes it perfect

    • @RalinAura
      @RalinAura 3 months ago +52

      That's what I'M saying!

    • @Soufriere84
      @Soufriere84 3 months ago +27

      Perfect line and delivery of that line!
      Also love how Mercury is just as useless as in the original SMA and knows it

    • @glooperscooper
      @glooperscooper 3 months ago +8

      ​@flux_caseyat this point they are masters at timing

  • @EHH246
    @EHH246 3 months ago +1270

    "My regular cleaner got shut down for laundering." I feel like there should be a rimshot for that pun.

    • @SSJWolverine
      @SSJWolverine 3 months ago +28

      @fuqjuetube882 I like to think Haruka has heard every single Uranus joke known to man.
      Most of them came from Minako.
      And a surprising amount of them came from Michiru.

    • @SgvSth
      @SgvSth 3 months ago +6

      ​@SSJWolverineOf course Michiru would make those jokes. Their cousins, after all. ;)

    • @BJD_artist
      @BJD_artist 3 months ago +2

      When is it gonna open back up?

    • @priestesslucy
      @priestesslucy 3 months ago +1

      ​@SSJWolverine until Ami makes up more that were not known to man

  • @yungkidnf
    @yungkidnf 3 months ago +758

    "HOLY CAT A TALKING CRAP!"
    "HOLY CAT A TALKING BALLS!"

    • @Flaming_Saturn
      @Flaming_Saturn 3 months ago +60

      *later, when Minako gets introduced*
      Minako (to Luna) and Usagi (to Artemis): “HOLY CAT A TALKING SHIT?!”

    • @Hermititis
      @Hermititis 3 months ago +33

      10:25, "Ok, cats to this!"

    • @CStone-xn4oy
      @CStone-xn4oy 3 months ago +14

      Yeah but F Jadite.

    • @SilverCyan
      @SilverCyan 3 months ago +13

      7:07 Holy cat you're cool!

    • @TheHatchet2
      @TheHatchet2 3 months ago

      @Flaming_Saturn HOLY CAT A TALKING FUCK?!

  • @StalwartTirith
    @StalwartTirith Month ago +19

    "Oh no she's cute" Correct reaction to basically all the main characters including the alien cat.

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles 3 months ago +769

    "Girl, manifest some standards!"
    LOVE it!!! MOAR!

  • @Kingjustin1019
    @Kingjustin1019 3 months ago +564

    “Look, the manga was made for kids”
    Luna, I’ve seen the manga and uh… I don’t know what else to tell you.

    • @PeterJDeer
      @PeterJDeer 3 months ago +223

      "It's made for kids!"
      "NO, it's made for JAPANESE kids!"
      "What's the difference?"
      "Did you ever READ Dragon Ball?"
      "Oh."

    • @HelloItsMikkan
      @HelloItsMikkan 3 months ago +88

      Yeah... The Anime is made for kids. The manga was hardcore with Galaxia being one cold mofo

    • @jacobwaters1147
      @jacobwaters1147 2 months ago +8

      Come on it isn’t graphic like Akira or Berserk

    • @PeterJDeer
      @PeterJDeer 2 months ago

      ​@jacobwaters1147 well for one, there is dismemberment, impalement, decapitation, and lots of other graphic violence...
      ...but I was thinking more...Roshi being a sex criminal.

    • @masterzonic5244
      @masterzonic5244 2 months ago +17

      The manga is Shoujo. Shou means teenage and jo girl. So is for Teenage Girls.

  • @Brasswatchman
    @Brasswatchman 3 months ago +772

    2:14 Also, Luna is giving me the exact constantly exasperated "adult woman forced to babysit teenagers" energy I'd expect from her and I am 100% here for it.

    • @Tiny30000
      @Tiny30000 2 months ago +18

      I mean that’s literally how it was in the original anime as well lol

    • @IffyJottere
      @IffyJottere 2 months ago +12

      "You're not being very jellical."
      "Okay, now that's racist."
      "Because you're a cat?"
      "Because I'm *not* a cat!!!"

  • @IsomP0P
    @IsomP0P 2 months ago +52

    Megami33 gives off exasperated mom energy in this.

  • @carlacahill9453
    @carlacahill9453 3 months ago +1103

    “I will wear it once and keep it in a drawer until i’m 30 getting a lil sadder every time i see it!“
    -i feel personally attacked by the accuracy

    • @32BitJunkie
      @32BitJunkie 3 months ago +45

      That line makes me think they've got women writers on for this one, and they're actually funny. I'm hyped

    • @rvds2040
      @rvds2040 3 months ago +23

      @32BitJunkie actually funny, your comment was almost not sexist.

    • @SuperOptimusPrime2
      @SuperOptimusPrime2 3 months ago +2

      Define sexist

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 3 months ago

      ​@SuperOptimusPrime2 sexism is when "women ☕"
      And as a free bonus: 'misogyny' is when _men_ do it. :)

    • @majinnemesis
      @majinnemesis 3 months ago +8

      @32BitJunkie women can be funny just look at female vtubers most of them are very funny

  • @FullmetalNinja25
    @FullmetalNinja25 3 months ago +2277

    "Holy cat a talking crap!"
    I'm gonna use that from now on.

    • @gamepopper101
      @gamepopper101 3 months ago +184

      "Holy cat a talking balls!"

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 months ago +63

      I am at least…87 percent certain that has to be a Ghost Stories line 😂

    • @DK-421
      @DK-421 3 months ago +15

      ​@warlordofbritannia I cannot make it all the way through even the first episode of that dub. 😂

    • @thepbg8453
      @thepbg8453 3 months ago +7

      I have not laughed out loud like that in a loooong time

    • @Drazil100
      @Drazil100 3 months ago +20

      In what context?

  • @FCXmaster
    @FCXmaster 2 months ago +30

    These jokes are gonna live rent free in my head for a while.

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 2 months ago +1

      a couple are getting into my forever memory like dbza

  • @TheFanofmanythings1
    @TheFanofmanythings1 3 months ago +2510

    "Bust a ruler out and win"
    Fuck, that is a banger line

    • @SqueakyPie
      @SqueakyPie 3 months ago +67

      I think it's a Robot Chicken reference.

    • @xLoLRaven
      @xLoLRaven 3 months ago +38

      @SqueakyPie That's where my mind went as well. That skit was hilarious.

    • @MongooseFortyTwo
      @MongooseFortyTwo 3 months ago +73

      @SqueakyPie Referencing an Adult Swim show? This really is like Classic TFS!!

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 3 months ago +26

      ​@xLoLRaven "Anime sure is weird."

    • @setokaiba200x
      @setokaiba200x 3 months ago +2

      @MusicoftheDamned hahahaha

  • @Influx27
    @Influx27 3 months ago +1567

    Wow, they plowed through at least 25 episodes in this

    • @AriesariaR
      @AriesariaR 3 months ago +131

      about 16-ish

    • @weirdface1846
      @weirdface1846 3 months ago +222

      and referred to filler plots in one scene

    • @SoulSonder26
      @SoulSonder26 3 months ago +79

      ​@AriesariaR that's still really incredible in 15 minutes!!

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 3 months ago +19

      Oh thank the stars, now I don't have to watch them

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 3 months ago +30

      @MegaKnight2012 ehhh some had some fun monsters, like the theme park controlled by an evil doll woman with hypnosis powers

  • @MegaKat
    @MegaKat 3 months ago +535

    "Now THAT'S a broken leg." Makoto does not disappoint lol

    • @Theycallmetomu
      @Theycallmetomu 3 months ago +34

      She is a woman of much talent.

    • @MegaKat
      @MegaKat 3 months ago +17

      ​@Theycallmetomuhaha SO talented

    • @4Wilko
      @4Wilko 3 months ago +11

      @MegaKat
      The biggest talent.

    • @MegaKat
      @MegaKat 3 months ago +10

      ​@4Wilko*enormous* talent

    • @bobalinx8762
      @bobalinx8762 3 months ago +9

      @MegaKat
      *a la Groucho Marx* “So THAT’S what you call ‘em.”

  • @josefsieffen18
    @josefsieffen18 3 months ago +266

    12:09 the sudden Death Note for the dumbest inner monologue music is pure perfection.

    • @riceballdonut847
      @riceballdonut847 2 months ago +27

      It’s funnier because they recreated it by changing some of the notes for copyright reasons

  • @JonesyD874
    @JonesyD874 3 months ago +932

    Oh, snap. Toonami Abridged! A new way to experience our childhood. The next generation is here with Sailor Moon Abridged!
    Thanks for the likes, everyone!

    • @MasonCouch-f6g4y
      @MasonCouch-f6g4y 3 months ago +4

      😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi 3 months ago +47

      All we need is a philosophical robot dude to shoot the shit with us between commercial breaks & I'll be in heaven! ❤

    • @ShellShock1967
      @ShellShock1967 3 months ago +21

      We're partying like it's 2000.

    • @LegacyOfM
      @LegacyOfM 3 months ago +24

      Wait til they get to Cowboy Bebop abridged.

    • @marinerman
      @marinerman 3 months ago +4

      More like a fun way to piss on the tropes our tiny feeble American brains couldn't understand, and only as adults do we realize are better augmented by their careful comedic hands... lol.

  • @LorcanaPandemonium
    @LorcanaPandemonium 3 months ago +535

    The implications of what he thinks chocolate parfait must mean are both hilarious and terrifying.

    • @brettwood1351
      @brettwood1351 3 months ago +38

      She probably did mean the actual dessert too.

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy 3 months ago +54

      @brettwood1351 Obviously dude, that was the joke.

    • @noahmishael9534
      @noahmishael9534 3 months ago +23

      After setting my Internet browser to private, I literally tried to look up what parfait could possibly translate to… urban dictionary has no entry for parfait

    • @CryoJnik
      @CryoJnik 3 months ago +75

      This is why psychological horror works so well. Your mind can make things so much worse via implication than simply seeing an image.

    • @Fafne
      @Fafne 3 months ago +28

      He imagined 2 girls, a cup, and himself in the middle. 💩💀

  • @brokeneggz
    @brokeneggz 3 months ago +205

    Who ever wrote the joke at @11:24 bravo. 😂😂😂

    • @turtle25-y6x
      @turtle25-y6x 3 months ago +27

      Thanks for ASSking me out

    • @joseph86255
      @joseph86255 2 months ago +17

      It's a call-back to all the Sailor Guardians complaining about their skirts.

  • @CatLovesFood
    @CatLovesFood 2 months ago +22

    This version of the Buu Saga is pretty good too

    • @RegularRegs
      @RegularRegs Month ago

      Might actually be a good time to do it now. There's so much dragon ball on RUclips without it being copyright struck. Full fan edits. Hood dragon ball. The newer Barack obeezy stuff. I know there's more eyes on them and the dragon ball team is aware of them but still... They should just do it.

  • @Mohammed1000real
    @Mohammed1000real 3 months ago +895

    We got Sailor Moon Abridged before GTA 6!

    • @ThePhantomTomo
      @ThePhantomTomo 3 months ago +28

      Oh no...have we really made it to the point where TFS fans don't remember that their VA for Bulma started out doing her own Sailor Moon Abridged???

    • @ChibiKami
      @ChibiKami 3 months ago +34

      we've had Sailor Moon Abridged courtesy of Megami33 since 2007
      of course it vanished off youtube but you can still find archives of it

    • @ShantaGold406
      @ShantaGold406 3 months ago +1

      😭😭😭 lol why is that so true

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 3 months ago +1

      Again you mean

    • @WhizPill
      @WhizPill 3 months ago

      We getting everything before GTA 6 at this point lol

  • @trifontrifonov4297
    @trifontrifonov4297 3 months ago +194

    For some reason "My legs are cold" made me laugh out loud.

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 3 months ago +11

      It’s the casual delivery

    • @garrys248
      @garrys248 3 months ago +7

      She’s a brilliant VA, I love this version of Ami best! 😂

  • @ish5550
    @ish5550 3 months ago +188

    I think I just de-aged 10 years because I am anticipating more of this like it's 2015 and I'm waiting for DBZA.

  • @Sacredwhimisipod
    @Sacredwhimisipod 2 months ago +23

    More people need to talk about:
    “Cow? Bitch, this is a Guy Ritchie waist, it’s snatched as fuck!”
    That line kills me.

  • @DarkKingFuryX
    @DarkKingFuryX 3 months ago +167

    "AH METH HEAD!" *throws rose*

    • @leafonthewind9436
      @leafonthewind9436 3 months ago +2

      got me cackling over here

    • @Jack-sy8mr
      @Jack-sy8mr 2 months ago +1

      **throws with lethal precision **
      Guess its a common occurrence🤷‍♂️

  • @krystlvines
    @krystlvines 3 months ago +123

    oh god the quotes. "I'd whip out a ruler and win it"

  • @Chaoryu
    @Chaoryu 3 months ago +110

    "I will find another clock" is now my favourite way to threaten someone

  • @nothingness4068
    @nothingness4068 Month ago +10

    the death note music when he was debating the parfait was perfect

  • @tannerprice2018
    @tannerprice2018 3 months ago +508

    1:54 “My GPA might be DOA…” TFS’ humor never misses. lmao

  • @JusticeForPottsvilleMaroons
    @JusticeForPottsvilleMaroons 3 months ago +100

    And when the world needed them most...
    They returned.

  • @plutojelly6635
    @plutojelly6635 3 months ago +165

    Please, Please don't stop with just one episode. would love to see you guys get to the outer scouts and see what you do to their personalities.

    • @pokiexplosion
      @pokiexplosion 3 months ago +9

      I belive they said in reddit that the 2nd/last part will come out in decemeber

    • @plutojelly6635
      @plutojelly6635 3 months ago +7

      ​@pokiexplosionthank you best Christmas present ever

    • @plutojelly6635
      @plutojelly6635 3 months ago +2

      ​@xenencross1717😂 of course how dare I forget

    • @tkm1875
      @tkm1875 3 months ago

      They're not scouts... They're SOLDIERS. They don't sell cookies.

    • @plutojelly6635
      @plutojelly6635 3 months ago

      ​@tkm1875you're right Usagi would eat all the cookies if she was a scout probably Minako too. No selling would happen 😂

  • @arisrayden
    @arisrayden 2 months ago +15

    more please, this is hilarious and takes me back about 25 - 30 years

  • @AgentMonochrome
    @AgentMonochrome 3 months ago +517

    "How is it that you flop every math test but NOW you can put two and two together?"
    😂😂😂

    • @joseph86255
      @joseph86255 3 months ago +1

      What about Tuxedo Mask gave him away?

    • @leafonthewind9436
      @leafonthewind9436 3 months ago +16

      Because standardized testing is inherently bullshit.

    • @Anthony-i8i1k
      @Anthony-i8i1k 3 months ago +5

      ​@leafonthewind9436 you sir are excellent at school sins!

    • @chrisleitzel2659
      @chrisleitzel2659 2 months ago +1

      ​@joseph86255the voice and height.

    • @IffyJottere
      @IffyJottere 2 months ago +3

      "Girl, my GPA might be *DOA,* but get real."

  • @OYEntertainment
    @OYEntertainment 3 months ago +652

    “If I sit down, this skirt’s gonna turn into a belt!”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @hrayz
      @hrayz 3 months ago +64

      It is just a leotard with a fringe - not actually a "skirt".

    • @allierivas4585
      @allierivas4585 3 months ago +58

      As any cosplayer has quickly learned

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 3 months ago +24

      "My legs are cold"

  • @SuperMovieWiz
    @SuperMovieWiz 3 months ago +229

    If I told my 10 years earlier self that tfs would make a Sailor Moon Abridged I’d laugh. And here I am laughing now.

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 3 months ago +19

      I mean it’s not as ridiculous as you make out as Megumi33 did make Sailor Moon Abriged back in the heyday of abridged series with Lani even guest staring for a bit

    • @animikean
      @animikean 3 months ago +3

      @BlueBlazeKing”Rose!”

  • @dylanahern7039
    @dylanahern7039 Month ago +2

    The "It's less the Avengers and more Toddlers and Tiaras" is just hysterical.

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench 3 months ago +140

    The conga line of puns at 9:59 is like something out of the Muppet Show

    • @Shaddymaze
      @Shaddymaze 3 months ago +5

      This sent me for real 😂

    • @bobalinx8762
      @bobalinx8762 3 months ago +7

      “This has been another Veterinarian’s Hospital.”

    • @Soufriere84
      @Soufriere84 3 months ago +13

      That is literally the highest praise you can give that scene! 😁
      "Stay tune for the next Veterinarian's Hospital where we'll hear Nurse Piggy say…"
      "If he tells me to bring home the bacon one more time I'll eat his froggy legs! 😡"

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 3 months ago +6

      I remember watching DBZ Abridged in middle school, and I'm now 30. It's good to know these guys are as funny as ever.

    • @bobalinx8762
      @bobalinx8762 Month ago

      @Soufriere84
      “Well, I didn’t like this one.”
      “Too much ham?”
      “No, too much bacon!”
      “Dohohohoh!”

  • @berniekatzroy
    @berniekatzroy 3 months ago +187

    Love that they kept Molly's New York accent.

    • @Gundamseeddabest
      @Gundamseeddabest 3 months ago +38

      OH MY GWAAAAAWD

    • @nathanweast4397
      @nathanweast4397 3 months ago +12

      Who's got the more New Yorker accent: Naru or Joey Wheeler?

    • @nathanweast4397
      @nathanweast4397 2 months ago +2

      I lean towards Joey, for even some of his favorite Yu-gi-oh! cards like Garoozis, Alligator's Sword, and Battle Warrior have his accent in the descriptions.

    • @amandaslough125
      @amandaslough125 Month ago +1

      ​@nathanweast4397Plus Joey doesn't become a forgotten background character.

  • @Snook1985
    @Snook1985 3 months ago +381

    I saw the vid and said if Megami33 wasnt playing Usagi for old time's sake i was gonna riot..... Her reprising Luna is good enough. 😂

    • @chocodoeeyes
      @chocodoeeyes 3 months ago +48

      I was hoping it would be Megami too but this new voice is *perfect* for Usagi!

    • @pinkcupcake4717
      @pinkcupcake4717 3 months ago +33

      Luna feels so fitting for an former Usagi guiding the next generation.

    • @Snook1985
      @Snook1985 3 months ago +11

      ​@pinkcupcake4717 she played both Luna and Usagi in her old abridge series

    • @KMO325
      @KMO325 3 months ago +6

      For a moment when I saw this in my recommended feed, I thought she had Re-uploaded the old series, until I saw the actual channel name.

    • @Snook1985
      @Snook1985 3 months ago +2

      @KMO325 I did too lol

  • @D4Skewer
    @D4Skewer Month ago +1

    The frieza death disk SFX on the tiara is the cherry on top of this whole thing.

  • @tkain61
    @tkain61 3 months ago +145

    In case you guys ever doubted it: you've still got it.

  • @Evil_Librarian
    @Evil_Librarian 3 months ago +98

    8:45 yooo, that one liner is cold as hell

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 2 months ago +10

      The "followed by your teeth" one or the "whip out a ruler" one?

    • @Evil_Librarian
      @Evil_Librarian 2 months ago +8

      ​@Brasswatchman the former, tho the latter is cold too XD

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 2 months ago +4

      ​@Evil_Librarian Won't argue with you on either front. I was just curious. 😁

  • @HistoryVideoGamesMiscStuff
    @HistoryVideoGamesMiscStuff 3 months ago +610

    5:58 "Maybe she doesn't know whether or not to count Pluto."
    "And also my 'planet' is a moon!"

    • @CornBreadtm1
      @CornBreadtm1 3 months ago +62

      She's technically Sailor "Earth." But do to legal holding over the earth maintained by Captain Planet... she just claims the next closet thing.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 months ago +1

      What about the other 12 planets?

    • @Barret9559
      @Barret9559 3 months ago +39

      @CornBreadtm1 Nope. Mamoru is Sailor Earth. Usagi is Sailor Cosmos, Chibi-Usa is the real Sailor Moon

    • @Nœnsense
      @Nœnsense 3 months ago +32

      I'm pretty sure it has more to do with celestial bodies in Japanese folklore than actual physical planets. At least that's what the manga translation notes say about it.

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled 3 months ago +15

      Isn't Tuxedo Mask technically "Sailor Earth", or am I mistaken

  • @SimplyTwistedOnna
    @SimplyTwistedOnna Month ago +6

    I really appreciate you speeding up the transformation sequences, they get old very fast.

  • @tiffa808
    @tiffa808 3 months ago +133

    2:40 mom i don't like this game when you're drunk.

  • @Turbogam3r96
    @Turbogam3r96 3 months ago +100

    5:36 Omg the kienzan finally worked!!!

    • @donheady3851
      @donheady3851 3 months ago +20

      Its purple, thats obviously a meatlovers with stuffed crust

    • @thetisor24
      @thetisor24 3 months ago +13

      JUST USE YOUR FREAKIN KIENZAN, CHRIST!

    • @Twillek1019_
      @Twillek1019_ 3 months ago +5

      It worked like, 2 minutes before that point too.

    • @donheady3851
      @donheady3851 3 months ago +1

      ​@Twillek1019_i still think its a pizza not a kienzan cuz its purple..

  • @MagicalPotPie
    @MagicalPotPie 3 months ago +465

    The cadence of the ruler joke at 8:54 is one of the most non-Freeza Freeza lines I’ve heard yet. It makes me so happy to hear an echo of one of my all-time favorite characters.
    This whole thing makes me so happy. More, please. ❤

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 3 months ago +26

      I can hear him saying it now. Or zarbon.

    • @jazzycat8917
      @jazzycat8917 3 months ago +11

      Yah Beryl got big Frieza energy

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 3 months ago +10

      @jazzycat8917 I mean she IS one of the most iconic Sailor Moon villains like frieza is for DBZ (though later seasons had better villains)

    • @handgun559
      @handgun559 3 months ago +25

      "Nefrite, the next words out of your mouth are gonna be followed by your teeth."
      How TF do they make such creative insults

    • @fatesfeather
      @fatesfeather 3 months ago

      I thought it invoked Frieza as well!!

  • @OGamerGirl92
    @OGamerGirl92 2 months ago +2

    I was so afraid of this being a hard core sailor moon fan, but this is golden 😂❤

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 2 months ago

      It understands the source material so the jokes just fit

  • @G_Rez
    @G_Rez 3 months ago +147

    Megami33 absolutely KILLED it as Luna, I'm obsessed with her "I'm so over this" delivery

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 3 months ago +14

      She went back to her roots as she did make a Sailor Moon abridged series back in the day

    • @jadenbryant9283
      @jadenbryant9283 3 months ago +10

      ​@BlueBlazeKingand I believe played Usagi in that aswell.

    • @Soufriere84
      @Soufriere84 3 months ago +6

      @jadenbryant9283 She voiced Usagi (well, Serena b/c SMA used the DiC names), Luna, the teacher, a BUNCH of minor characters, and Chibi-Usa/Rini

  • @matthewcass3773
    @matthewcass3773 3 months ago +2126

    “Maybe she isn’t sure whether to count Pluto”
    “Exactly, and what about goofy”
    As a sailor moon fan myself, this bit broke me
    100% in character for her to say that

    • @ActuatedGear
      @ActuatedGear 3 months ago +21

      Well, I didn't say she was crazy.

    • @ItsDaOneMac
      @ItsDaOneMac 3 months ago +44

      That line broke me as well.
      Completely blindsided. Great script writing

    • @ShadowNerd92
      @ShadowNerd92 3 months ago +13

      I did NOT get that until i read your comment. Completely flew over my head.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 3 months ago +8

      to be fair is it not in character for usagi to not know about the solar system?

    • @gaz-l621
      @gaz-l621 3 months ago +106

      Honestly it's dead on for both of them. Ami trying to help and give Usagi the benefit of the doubt academically and Usagi just being confidently wrong

  • @rysonic618
    @rysonic618 3 months ago +429

    love that Naru is the only one that says Serena like she walked into the wrong dub

    • @gracenator129
      @gracenator129 3 months ago +18

      IM DEAD

    • @robbybevard8034
      @robbybevard8034 3 months ago +54

      That because doing her heavy Boston accent is way funnier.

    • @hollt693
      @hollt693 3 months ago +8

      So there *was* a dub where her name was Serena! I watched this show all the time as a little kid, so I couldn't understand how I somehow never knew Sailors Moon's real name was Usagi. It was some serious Mandela Effect bs.

    • @robbybevard8034
      @robbybevard8034 3 months ago +24

      @hollt693 Yeah the original DiC dub was *heavily* censored, changed the names, gave most of the characters weird accents and voices, and haaated moments of silence and would fill them with jokes that ruined the moment (Digimon did the same).
      Most memorably is the scene where Tuxedo Mask is lying dead on the ground, Usagi cries and the silver crystal is assembled, and she transforms into the long missing princess! After thirty episodes of build up it's all on the table! And in the japanese, and the later dub, it's just silent with dramatic music to let the moment sink in.
      The dub had her think out loud "Me? The moon princess? Now this is way past weird."
      Completely changing the tone and atmosphere and ruining the dramatic climactic moment.
      They also super cut the two-part finale down to one episode and worked around the fact that all the scouts DIED.

    • @Xudmud
      @Xudmud 3 months ago +11

      @robbybevard8034 Don't forget them changing Sailors Neptune and Uranus to be "cousins" instead of lovers. And made sure to make sure multiple times people were fully aware: They're only cousins, so it's okay!

  • @anthonypyne6019
    @anthonypyne6019 Month ago +1

    Platinum-tier goofiness, absolutely iconic and deliciously quotable 😂

  • @arturmical
    @arturmical 3 months ago +258

    "we can't have two queens"
    It's called a Diarchy.

    • @oscarorozcoorejel
      @oscarorozcoorejel 3 months ago +1

      Like the drink?

    • @wurtknurte7283
      @wurtknurte7283 3 months ago +16

      no it's yuri.

    • @spellcraft7988
      @spellcraft7988 2 months ago +6

      It worked for the ponies.

    • @jonmiller6787
      @jonmiller6787 2 months ago +2

      Yeah, or you could technically have a queen regnant (a queen who is married to a king who is a ruler or a former ruler of a country) and a queen regent (a queen who is the current ruler of a country) at the same time.
      If Queen Elizabeth abdicated to let her son be the ruler of England before she died, Queen Elizabeth wouldn't lose the title of Queen and there'd be two Queens of England alive at the same time, they'd just both be Queen regnant while Charles would still be King regent.

    • @slashb7836
      @slashb7836 Month ago

      ​@spellcraft7988I'm pretty sure ponies just had multiple princesses

  • @Sokaras3
    @Sokaras3 3 months ago +50

    "If i sit down, this skirt is gonna turn into a belt" such funny line

  • @tevineleven11
    @tevineleven11 3 months ago +196

    12:15 Not the overthinking Death Note moment 😂

    • @PsyrenXY
      @PsyrenXY 3 months ago +10

      When the L music started I fucking died

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 3 months ago +9

      "What flavor"
      "Chocolate"
      "Kill me now 😑"

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 3 months ago +3

      @dynamicworlds1
      “OK”
      *_ZAP_*

    • @agentdon1760
      @agentdon1760 3 months ago +1

      ​@jakebello7988 Oh my Gwaaaaaad

    • @dontayewhittaker5687
      @dontayewhittaker5687 3 months ago

      ​@dynamicworlds1Im lost can somebody explain the joke to me?

  • @GodEmperorofMankind9
    @GodEmperorofMankind9 27 days ago +1

    As someone who's never seen Sailor Moon. This is peak

  • @captainawk043
    @captainawk043 3 months ago +312

    I'm mourning the sudden death of a lifelong friend who was the biggest Dragon Ball fan I know, and watching DBZA helped me learn to love it and share that with him. Seeing new Abridged content is healing in a way I didn't think possible. Thank you, TFS!

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 months ago +12

      My condolences.

    • @Bennome
      @Bennome 3 months ago +9

      😢 same❤

    • @Bennome
      @Bennome 3 months ago +6

      My deepest sympathy

    • @LightningTheRaiden98
      @LightningTheRaiden98 3 months ago +1

      They didn't even censor this! This is fucking gold

    • @LaughingLooneyCatLady
      @LaughingLooneyCatLady 3 months ago +4

      They are incredibly medicinal. They pull me out of depression often.
      I'm sorry about your friend.

  • @DrewPesci
    @DrewPesci 3 months ago +130

    Wow ok not what I expected but TeamFourStar abridged is ALWAYS welcomed

  • @7swordsinc.723
    @7swordsinc.723 3 months ago +49

    1:15 "Holy cat a talking crap!" I love it

  • @hideyourchocobars7353
    @hideyourchocobars7353 2 months ago +8

    I love how with every other sailor they did the whole transformation sequence as your usual one but with Jupiter she just acts confused and then does the normal transformation shindig

  • @jasonsterlingentertainment478

    At some point, they better use the clip from DBZA.
    "And now over to our resident lunar expert, Sailor moon."
    "Oh dear God!"
    "Thanks Sailor."

    • @PsyrenXY
      @PsyrenXY 3 months ago +82

      What was even funnier about that is Megami33, the voice of DBZA Bulma, voiced Usagi in that clip because she did her own Sailor Moon Abridged series. It's hard to find but it's out there.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 3 months ago +6

      200th like

    • @abdulearrington6572
      @abdulearrington6572 3 months ago +12

      @PsyrenXYI think it got removed I loved it while It was around

    • @xenogorwraithblade2538
      @xenogorwraithblade2538 3 months ago +1

      ​@abdulearrington6572 another great one was Higurashi Abridged. Really wish that was still up somewhere, that shit was hilarious.

    • @abdulearrington6572
      @abdulearrington6572 3 months ago +1

      @xenogorwraithblade2538ahh that sounds good I missed it my two my top three sword art abridged dbz of course and now this one I wish someone would make a good fairy tale one that would be awesome

  • @purplex4065
    @purplex4065 3 months ago +232

    "Id whip out a ruler and then WIN" is CRAZY

    • @weirdface1846
      @weirdface1846 3 months ago +1

      i didn't even realise until you pointed it out

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 3 months ago +6

      It's not about winning, it's about having the courage to show up and put your duck on the table next to another guy, knowing there is no way to win.

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 3 months ago +5

      🦆
      "Dammit, she won before we even started."

    • @weirdface1846
      @weirdface1846 3 months ago +1

      ​@CyanRooper wait are you the guy from the caldruki video?

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 3 months ago

      ​@weirdface1846 Charisma, not "rizz" quit making up dumb words.

  • @michaelkroesche6154
    @michaelkroesche6154 3 months ago +42

    “Am I a negligent farmer cuz my ass is out” had me rolling.

  • @bradleonn
    @bradleonn Month ago +2

    This is my new favorite thing

  • @angelocatino3077
    @angelocatino3077 3 months ago +288

    8 years have passed since the conclusion of Dragon Ball Z Abridged, but now the legendary TeamFourStar brings us the abridged series of yet another classic anime from our childhood. This is where the story begins.

    • @LaranjaMaracuja
      @LaranjaMaracuja 3 months ago +9

      8 years!?

    • @thorscape3879
      @thorscape3879 3 months ago +4

      It was never finished though.

    • @GaraichuYT
      @GaraichuYT 3 months ago +18

      What do you MEAN EIGHT YEARS!?

    • @babauranai
      @babauranai 3 months ago

      ​@thorscape3879the buu bits were done to finish the project

    • @Soufriere84
      @Soufriere84 3 months ago +2

      @thorscape3879 Toriyama said no to the Buu Saga, why shouldn't TFS? 😛

  • @Iceteague1
    @Iceteague1 3 months ago +205

    11:01 Same Usagi. Same.

    • @MommaDusk
      @MommaDusk 3 months ago +19

      And we have someone who has helped a lot of people with their gender and sexuality.

    • @Iceteague1
      @Iceteague1 3 months ago +2

      @MommaDusk Damn Straight!

    • @FenrirEX
      @FenrirEX 3 months ago +11

      @MommaDuskMako is a big reason I could never be ALL gay. XD

    • @thomasdjonesnil
      @thomasdjonesnil 3 months ago +2

      Same yep

    • @ScoutingForZen
      @ScoutingForZen 2 months ago +1

      Also same

  • @fightinfilipino
    @fightinfilipino 3 months ago +83

    can i just say i appreciate that the Senshis' transformation sequences have great abbreviated versions of their theme songs

    • @jet711
      @jet711 3 months ago +3

      do you know where I can find extended versions of these mixes? theyre absolutely amazing

  • @sailoreligaming
    @sailoreligaming Month ago +1

    Oh my god why did it take two months for the algorithm to show me this?? I'm legitimately blown away by the quality, too. This is the best day of my life.

  • @UnohanaFan
    @UnohanaFan 3 months ago +87

    I love the Sailor Moon parody but the toonami stinger complete with the instrumental in the background, honestly peak.

  • @charmgman0118
    @charmgman0118 3 months ago +345

    It's official: Jadiete is the Radiz/Yamcha of his universe!

    • @GeebusCrust
      @GeebusCrust 3 months ago

      Oh, no, yeah. Fuuuuck Jadeite 🤣

    • @magicweegee2704
      @magicweegee2704 3 months ago +29

      “Heh, look at him, Vegeta! He’s like the Raditz of their group!” - Nappa, Age 762

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 months ago +22

      Queen Metallica: "I do not know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds disappointing."

    • @kyoukotsukino6322
      @kyoukotsukino6322 3 months ago +4

      Jadeite had a power level of 0.001 Raditzs. Defeating him was plane and simple.

    • @Star_Beast_Gregar
      @Star_Beast_Gregar 3 months ago

      I mean, fuck Jadiete, so...

  • @duobrown
    @duobrown 3 months ago +72

    The “I’m depressed because I have no toes” line from Megami’s original series will stay with me forever

  • @sailorcat
    @sailorcat Month ago +2

    Usagi crushing on every new guardian is so real 😂 I love it