No i did not fall into a tub of sugar i slipped in the kitchen and subsequently knocked a jug of maple syrup onto me. Yes it is sticky. Yes i hate it. Yes i am going to keep standing here. Yes it is because the stickiness doesn't allow me to move.
I am very disturbed by the idea of somebody just standing on a bed, standing still, probably unblinking and silent for 19 minutes. Otherwise very nice video I feel like this would be something I’d return to if I have some sleep issues.
“If you just keep standing there I’m gonna keep sniffing you.” … “Suit yourself~” _Continues sniffing_ This is an absolutely silly asmr video and I love it already 😂❤
@@EllenArnsperger-m1t Ik it was a hyphen and not a subtraction symbol but if 1+1=3-REDACTED, then the equation becomes 2 = 3 - REDACTED, which makes REDACTED = 1.
commenting on the video counts as interaction and actually can make the youtube algorithm recommend more of this.... (my recommendation would be to click the three little dots next to the video and click "not interested" to not have this happen more)
It was supposed to be just strawberry pies, but one of the clowns didn't get the memo and made one cinnamon apple cider, and I'm allergic to cinnamon. And apples.
Hey man.not trying to be weird but I want to know if I can add you on vrchat I really appreciate your content and want to meet you on vrchat please and thank you
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The sneef snorf era comes back
Ah yes,
*The Sneef Snorf Era*
This time of the year between Affirmative Summer and Cuddly Winter. Called also Sniffer Season or Sneffy Autumn
“Maybe if i stay still he wont notice me”
I really like this curious proot character. It’s very precious and he just seems very innocent and wholehearted
I might smell like a coconut but I’m not one- so no nomming. I just like using coconut scented products :3
No you are a coconut, you just dont want to be nom nom
Na, you smell like purple
Coconut oil is my favorite :3
@chancemaillie5213 Oiling up with coconuts would be insane.
Hey I know you
I am a candy proto, i would be a little concerned if i didn't smell sweet
Oh no, the other forbidden protogen type.
@@Moffman_The_Furbug ?
Well the first type that is forbidden is the pinata protogen.
The shitstain proto@@Moffman_The_Furbug
My fur smell like blueberry me lol of course it smell sweet as well
it looks like a fisheye view and it’s so funny
I need to make a video with a fisheye lens, that would be funny but maybe not exactly relaxing heh :3
Front facing protogens are to die for
@@zephyr1741 i know right
That's what I'm saying he's just a silly guy:3
I like to imagine my comments actually matter, just maybe I made somebody feel good, maybe someone is smiling because of me
the one who brings joy to others will find joy in themselves :3
The "i wanna cuddle" is just too cute
Why is Tricky here lmao
@@SonicSidereal Nevada is chaos i need a way to sleep easy
@@trickytheclown8239 fair point
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY
I was trying to find someone that would do this and I DID HELL YEAH
"Why are you standing on my bed?"
"MY KNOWLAGE IS BEYON YOUR RAM STORAGE MORTAL! (accualy just forgot how to sleep)"
We need a pure cuddly and caring video with tiny proto! He is SO ADORABLE!!! ❤❤❤❤ His little face and the tiny hands oownt i want to hug him so much
18:55 HE SAID F-F-F-FFFUUUUUUUCK
he does that a lot
A toaster... Are you kidding me, first it's a microwave then it's a blender now a toaster, you better be a protogen in disguise.
I'm on your bed because of the sign behind you.
me when the evil wizard casts the smell good paralysis spell
👉👈
"Why are you on my bed" because I want cuddles and sniffa.
Very cute... VERY cute~ uwu
(hands you a stick of RAM and pets you, because you're extremely adorable)
Good video! ^w^
wah >w
sorry im so quiet i go nonverbal when im puppy
excellent argument but SNIFFS BACK
Cannot Stop watching this. Tehehe!
Love the content 💙
wah! i'm glad you enjoyed the sneef snorfs >~
Watching Zydurian ASMR really helps with my Depression a lot.
No i did not fall into a tub of sugar i slipped in the kitchen and subsequently knocked a jug of maple syrup onto me.
Yes it is sticky.
Yes i hate it.
Yes i am going to keep standing here.
Yes it is because the stickiness doesn't allow me to move.
I found this very relaxing! I like facing the character's expression and behavior.
We need a part 2 where it's just cuddling and breathing audio for a while :3
Cute protogen indeed.
Also I'd agree
@@Moffman_The_Furbug MOTHMA-
Yes?
Why can’t I encounter this in VRChat instead of randoms sitting in front of mirrors talking about stuff you’d find on the back rooms of Reddit 😩😩
Goodness your avatar is so freaking cute! The little hands and fingers are just so precious!
"How satisfied are you with this notification?" it knows..
I am very disturbed by the idea of somebody just standing on a bed, standing still, probably unblinking and silent for 19 minutes.
Otherwise very nice video I feel like this would be something I’d return to if I have some sleep issues.
I felt this though... 11:30
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff :3
sneef snorf :3
you know today i realized that sugar dosent have a smell @@zydurianASMR
you are so good at being such a creachur, love it
“If you just keep standing there I’m gonna keep sniffing you.”
…
“Suit yourself~” _Continues sniffing_
This is an absolutely silly asmr video and I love it already 😂❤
THE GENERAL HAS ARRIVED!
(and im not disappointed, late, but not disappointed ❤ great content as always zy)
17:15
I like how you keep trying to blame the listener for coming to your bed but we know who's the freaky one licking and sniffing~
I sure do love eating 18v batteries, having my small (and smooth) brain be fried by the electrical current is my asmr.
I liked my own comment
I liked my own reply
I liked my own reply's reply
@MrMoonPost
I liked your comment, reply, replys reply and reply replys reply.
18:45 We thought the same thing lol
Wonderful ASMR :D the lick sounds [for example 16:20 it's just great and cute] is amazing :3 PS: 18:23 ofc :D
1+1=2... use this information carefully, it can very easily disrupt time and space
How so?
@@Flyyn_Gaming_9 somehow
1+1=3- *REDACTED*
@@EllenArnsperger-m1t Ik it was a hyphen and not a subtraction symbol but if 1+1=3-REDACTED, then the equation becomes 2 = 3 - REDACTED, which makes REDACTED = 1.
1:50 menacingly!
need proto cuddles :P
Yes I wanna cuddle
Sniff Sniff Sniff :3
sneef sneef snorf :3
Why is this so fricking cute!!!!!!
(mw who was trying to rob the pace but got found out)
"maybe if I don't move their think I'm a lap"
I’m just imagining we’re stuck there T-posing, completely unable to do anything at this point lol
This is really good considering my sona is made entirely of honey
Fantastic asmr video as always cutie proto ❤❤
he's smelling the strawberry shampoo and conditioner B3
YEAH!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
When will my hot pockets be ready?
@@Jaydenn372 in about 5 minutes :3
Hey I can't find the video where I asked this but can I put pizza rolls in you?
Btw you should go check the comment section of the mangofoxy video about the PS5 pro someone there had something to say about microwaves.
And can I cook some pizza rolls?
I absolutely love this video, have watched it too many times at this point. I think it’s just the perfect mix of all my favorite triggers.
awwwwww >w<
I’m glad you liked the silly proot moment haha :3
@@zydurianASMR Silly proot moments are peak asmr
im standing on your bed so i can feel taller. the smell is the tallness. im really tall. youre small.
i know im a short proot >~
*you're
@@Moffman_The_Furbug you are now thinking about slenderman and he is really scary.
why do i smell sweet? i just time travelled back to 1919 but accidentally fell in a tank of molasses. thank you for asking owo
Did you cause the great molasses flood?
sorry it's the 'beetus
Very mindful, very demure😃👍🏻 I LIKE IT SO MUCH! I MIGHT BE LATE FOR THIS VID BUT- AAAAAAAAAAAA
Bro is giving *_"Snoot"~~~~_* lol...
I stand on this bed cause I am above the law
To me, this lil guy seems to be having a memory bug and doesn't recognize his own bf
i eat lithium ion batteries
I prefer lead acid(ion) battery's, they are like the stake of the computer parts
I prefer to eat nuclear energy :3
Dude i can't wait!!
How do I taste like sugar???
I live in salt water..
I’m scared and comfy at the same time
WE ARE BACK! How was your break? :3
i had a nice smol break heh :3
I put this video on, after a second or so, im being sniffed by a proto with a big ass nose. 😭
sleebin so good rn
yayyy! hi zy!
1% talk
99% snuff
It's emwas like That or what?
YEAAAAA peak
~>w
Thx
Meow
The embodiment of "He's just standing there... MENACINGLY"
If you don't get the reference, we are throwing hands now
is mayonaisse an instrument?
@@shortvidsbcyes I love you now
@@jasperthedoggo1408 :3
@@shortvidsbcyes lol cute
why? well um i set my spawn point here man
1:30 like i said man i fucking set my spawn point here
11:23 same vibe as this ruclips.net/video/Z9KzGdSEkzk/видео.html
Yay
hy is this in my recommendations help i dont interact ith any content like this (sry my ,, yk hat key is dead)
commenting on the video counts as interaction and actually can make the youtube algorithm recommend more of this....
(my recommendation would be to click the three little dots next to the video and click "not interested" to not have this happen more)
@@zydurianASMRnah i'd recomend more cause this is actually great for a loner like me 🎉
@@zydurianASMR No worries, I am aware of that. I don't really mind !! I was just curious about RUclips's algorithm :3
Have a good day!
Bro I can hear you :(
YESSSSSSSSSSSS :333333
yeah sorry, i forgot my lines...
when your close to me
Hi guys
**Headpats on you** :3
Honey shampoo, ACV conditioner (purely smells like fresh apple cider), blood orange and sage body wash that's probably why I smell sweet
SnEef SnoRt
:3
The tongue poking out everywhere it shouldnt including under the visor is funny to me
Sneef snorf :3
So many sniffs l can't handle! >w
Are you the silly?
He do be sneef snorfing :3
"do you wanna cuddle?? i wanna cuddle"
me too but i cant MOVE :(
Best video
uh food fight with clowns we were throwing pies at each other
It was supposed to be just strawberry pies, but one of the clowns didn't get the memo and made one cinnamon apple cider, and I'm allergic to cinnamon. And apples.
Pause on 0:12 and my heart melted. Awwwwww cute proot
Yeah 100. 12/10 would pet
I smell like oil. Oil change gone wrong.....
Hey man.not trying to be weird but I want to know if I can add you on vrchat I really appreciate your content and want to meet you on vrchat please and thank you
Ew
Ew? No owo, you said it wrong ;3
God that end made me bust the biggest UwU
Wink Wonk
Spamton you're supposed to be scamming people what are doing watching furry ASMR?
Actually, I used the words sweetest soap :)
:3