Late night stoners Big Mac bowl

Big Mac bowls
2 bowls
1 lb lean ground beef
2 tsp kosher salt
2 tsp ground black pepper
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp Worcestershire
Cook thoroughly in frying pan.
Sauce
3/4 cup mayo
2 T ketchup
1 T mustard
1 T sweet relish
1/2 tsp onion powder
1/2 tsp smoked paprika
1/2 tsp white vinegar
2 T finely diced white onion
Stir together in a bowl. Refrigerate until needed
Your favorite frozen French fries
3 cups shredded iceberg lettuce
1/4 cup dill pickle slices
4 slices processed cheese
1/4 cup diced white onion.
Cook the fries until n your oven or air fryer according to the package.
When everything is ready divide the hot fries between bowls. Top with beef and all of the garnishes
#stonerfood #droolworthy #eatme

[@DavidWing]

Nice...and very easy to convert to low carb if you're doing that and skip the actual Big Mac Attack

[@guycore5478]

Every person I know who attempts to cook while stoned leaves the stove flames on, the freezer door open, and opens the door to the microwave oven with twelve seconds left on the timer, so that the next person who uses it needs to clear the time from it.

[@revolvermaster4939]

Amateurs

[@klondike69none85]

actually really good recipie... there was a spot near me a few years ago that had a big mac pizza which was basically this on a pizza and it was really good too

[@oncill]

Fuck yeah . This looks easy enough to make stoned, which is great. Just trashy enough to be an indulgence, but still genuinely good enough to eat and stay happy about. Greetings from Montréal. Subscribing !

[@Royay]

Is that Joe Rogan in a wig?

[@rogerthomas169]

I was always told the big mac's secret sauce was just thousand island dressing

[@fredsanford5954]

I think that's the true stoner answer to making the big mac sauce. Ain't no one got time for all that mixing an' shit.

[@mastergwaha]

amen brotha!@@fredsanford5954

[@longtallshorty5791]

And...... you never thought to notice that they don't taste the same, so it can't possibly be true?

[@rogerthomas169]

@@longtallshorty5791 there are different brands of thousand island, and they taste wildly different, the one I tried was spot on.

[@Macismad]

I’m no longer a stoner but I gotta try this. Hope that’s okay with y’all!