Cheeky Reset Pod *JAFFN Podcast : Season 3 Episode 25* 00:00 - The National Anthem *0:25** -**10:02** - Nonsense* 0:25 - Jam Packed Day For Allcott 2:00 - What Really Happened At Cheltenham? 9:45 - Some Live Chat Comments *10:03** - **26:47** - Football Chat* 10:03 - Did Flav Watch The Football Last Night? 10:38 - Thoughts On The Protester 14:09 - Everton Chat 18:17 - A Look At The Top: Flav’s Thoughts On Arteta Moaning 21:39 - Spurs 4th? 22:46 - Rangers Are Finished. *26:48** - **35:29** - Nonsense* 26:48 - Slugs In The Wild: Jim’s Big Laugh Award 33:25 - Quotes Of The Week *35:30** - **57:47** - Football Chat* 35:30 - New Rules: Chelsea Chat 48:03 - Millwall + The Look Of A Fanbase 55:27 - Unwritten Rules
Moment of the pod: Jim: “did you see any of the football last night?” Flav: “yup” followed by direct camera eye contact and confident nodding Jim smirking cause he knows talking absolute nonsense “what game did you watch” Flav closes his eyes for about 5 seconds trying to search the universe for last nights fixtures😂 Flav: “I watched…….. Everton….. The goal”😂😂
Unwritten rule that sadly is no longer part of the game: Any half decent English coach being touted as the next manager of the English national team. Is it just me who finds it boring that a relatively well-liked England manager in Gareth Southgate means that we no longer get to talk beautiful nonsense about the likes of Dean Smith, Chris Wilder, Eddie Howe, Graham Potter and Sean Dyche being “ready” for the England job after a decent season at their club?
Arteta is complaining about something that every manager has complained about: Games on Wednesday night and Saturday midday. That recovery period is too short. The rules have now changed so that teams playing in the CL on Wednesday night cannot be scheduled to play on Saturday midday. Since for Arsenal these are PL matches those rule changes don't apply. Arsenal's schedule now has 2 of these Wednesday night - Saturday midday turnarounds. That's why he's complaining. Every manager in the CL has complained about that for years now, and because the complaints were legit they've changed the rules.
I wholeheartedly agree with Flav there, I have absolutely 0 time for Arteta moaning about fixture congestion when he was the one who let Auba, Mari, AMN and Chambers go in January and then sign 0 replacements even on loan. We’ve played 1 game a season and had we beat Liverpool he would’ve said “ah well tough couple of weeks ahead” but because we lost its shame on you premier league. Poor to bring unneeded pressure on us at the most important part of the season !
@@nicholasrowland9402 exactly mate, you need to fail and learn from those losses to become stronger and dodgy fixtures or moaning about a hard set of games to come is a joke! I was honestly really surprised to see Arteta’s comments - thought his mentality and media training was better than that. Klopp had a right to moan when Liverpool went to Europe and then 2/3 days later were expected to play city and then 2/3 days later at home for 2nd UCL game and then 3 days later a cup game - that’s a joke! But this is just needless squabble!
@@nicholasrowland9402 You haven't even had to play in Europe and got knocked out of the FA cup early and Arteta is still complaining about fixture congestion?
I agree that Arteta's complaining is a bit pathetic, but there is definitely missing context there. He was complaining about having to play Sunday, Wednesday night, then Saturday early afternoon. He wasn't complaining about his opponents.
most liverpool fans look like clones of Paul Machin, tall with a good hairline and usually in trackies . all you here going into the ground is all right lad , sound lad , boss lad ,
Reset podcast? Slow your role Jim let me get this samism in. Paul Merson on the Liverpool Arsenal game: “if Liverpool win this game ManCity are going to have a right melt up” WHAT’S A MELT UP😂😂Paul Merson king of weak chat
New Rules: I think it’d be a good idea to let you be able to pass to the ref for a quick one two from a short distance(maybe 5 yards). The ball must be played back to the player who passed the ball and has to be one touch from the ref. We’d get to see the difference in ability in refs and I really like the idea of the North London derby being decided by Harry Kane getting on the end of a stylish flick from Mike dean.
As an American, I support the EPL over everything so I couldn’t care less who the owners of NFL teams are.. 😉 but to the point of the question, I think if an owner wants to be successful in the “market” they operate in (foreign or not), it would do them good to try n’ maintain the same culture the fans want to retain. So I think in most cases they would want to same thing.. I think everyone that was pro-super league is realizing this now too.
The Goodison park protestor went to my school in Dorset and was in the same year as my brother. Turns out he was in prison for 4 months last year for blocking the M25. Got info that he was a strange individual! Right message, wrong delivery.
as a villa fan, we look like all we eat is pie & gravy. we either have a skin fade (peaky blinders-esque) or are simply bald with a beer belly. i’d put a good amount of money that 80% + of over 50s that support villa have a villa tattoo on their calf.
#SlugsInTheWild Anytime I'm lost for conversation starters with someone, my go-to without question is: "Isn't it weird that you never see a seagull sitting in a tree?". Still haven't seen one or met anyone who has...but I always carry a spoon on me just in case
I’m sure it wouldn’t appeal to all of your audience but I’m selfish and would love to see a golf video one day. There May be a surprisingly bigger audience than u think.
Slugs in the wild: Anytime someone says they'll do something, I respond with "oh he'll/she'll/they'll *verb*, and he'll/she'll/they'll win" and nobody gets it, they just think I'm weird But alas we can only move forward
I recently took forest green rovers to the prem on fifa career mode , currently in my first season in the prem and zlatan is still playing despite being the first signing of my tenure 3 seasons ago
Describe your fan base’s look- Huddersfield Town - at least 60% of our fan base looks like that one old bloke in every pub who goes in every day, sits on his own staring down the “youth of today” and orders far too many of their pint of choice (normally a fosters/Carling) before being carted out after last orders drunkenly shouting ‘see you tomorrow love’
On the way home from the West Ham game heard someone talk about the protest before I’d got any signal but he was telling everyone he tied himself up for time wasting so Everton could hang onto the point🤣🤣
Could this be the worst premier league title race ever if City win it by a point? After THAT Everton VAR decision. VAR decides title race.... feel nauseas.
Not quite an In joke, but me and my cousin have a running joke where whenever someone says something random or completely stupid, we reply with sandwich, just that and everyone will look at us like were mental whilst we are crying with laughter, bit of fun!
Bahaha they had the hardest time removing that guy in Newcastle. May I recommend Wustof Kitchen sheers next time? I've found them to be the most sensible way to remove a cable tie, through removing received flowers in a box vs. a vase, nothing weird. Also handy for trimming fat off a chicken breast and also doing a shitty but very easy job at "chopping" fresh herbs. Have I moved things backward for women interested in sports through this comment? Nope we can only move forward.
I think if you read like one or two paragraphs a week about the bloke that did trying to create the biggest shithousing team ever at Millwall on Reddit it would absolutely be a bit. Might have to get permission but it is so hilarious.
If you're looking for something weird I've watched this week, I recently toured my friend through nikokado avocado's nude photos and videos. Absolutely ruined his week I did but we can only move forwards
Why do young West Londoners aspire to exclusive toff cultural capital like this? West London is so shit yet totally high off it's own supply! Did you all play soggy biscuit on the way home?
![Kodak Black - Versatile 4 [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VcP_1Ua__vY/mqdefault.jpg)
Cheeky Reset Pod
*JAFFN Podcast : Season 3 Episode 25*
00:00 - The National Anthem
*0:25** -**10:02** - Nonsense*
0:25 - Jam Packed Day For Allcott
2:00 - What Really Happened At Cheltenham?
9:45 - Some Live Chat Comments
*10:03** - **26:47** - Football Chat*
10:03 - Did Flav Watch The Football Last Night?
10:38 - Thoughts On The Protester
14:09 - Everton Chat
18:17 - A Look At The Top: Flav’s Thoughts On Arteta Moaning
21:39 - Spurs 4th?
22:46 - Rangers Are Finished.
*26:48** - **35:29** - Nonsense*
26:48 - Slugs In The Wild: Jim’s Big Laugh Award
33:25 - Quotes Of The Week
*35:30** - **57:47** - Football Chat*
35:30 - New Rules: Chelsea Chat
48:03 - Millwall + The Look Of A Fanbase
55:27 - Unwritten Rules
Was a pleasure to be in the box with Flav. What a hero.
Moment of the pod:
Jim: “did you see any of the football last night?”
Flav: “yup” followed by direct camera eye contact and confident nodding
Jim smirking cause he knows talking absolute nonsense “what game did you watch”
Flav closes his eyes for about 5 seconds trying to search the universe for last nights fixtures😂
Flav: “I watched…….. Everton….. The goal”😂😂
I read these titles in James’ voice now every time;
“Yeah but, What *REEEAAAALLY* Happened at Cheltenham…?!” 😂😂
Proudest moment of my life so far was when this was read out. Taken a few days to digest it all. Wow what a feeling.
That'll do, pig.
Unwritten rule that sadly is no longer part of the game:
Any half decent English coach being touted as the next manager of the English national team.
Is it just me who finds it boring that a relatively well-liked England manager in Gareth Southgate means that we no longer get to talk beautiful nonsense about the likes of Dean Smith, Chris Wilder, Eddie Howe, Graham Potter and Sean Dyche being “ready” for the England job after a decent season at their club?
Frank Lampard is READY.
Is it just me or is Jimbo rock hard at the prospect of Everton going down? He's like Flav during shark week
Arteta is complaining about something that every manager has complained about: Games on Wednesday night and Saturday midday. That recovery period is too short. The rules have now changed so that teams playing in the CL on Wednesday night cannot be scheduled to play on Saturday midday. Since for Arsenal these are PL matches those rule changes don't apply. Arsenal's schedule now has 2 of these Wednesday night - Saturday midday turnarounds. That's why he's complaining. Every manager in the CL has complained about that for years now, and because the complaints were legit they've changed the rules.
"I shouldn't have to underline that there isn't a sexual element to my interest in sharks" might stick that one on a T-Shirt actually
I wholeheartedly agree with Flav there, I have absolutely 0 time for Arteta moaning about fixture congestion when he was the one who let Auba, Mari, AMN and Chambers go in January and then sign 0 replacements even on loan.
We’ve played 1 game a season and had we beat Liverpool he would’ve said “ah well tough couple of weeks ahead” but because we lost its shame on you premier league.
Poor to bring unneeded pressure on us at the most important part of the season !
fellow gooner here, agree with you. We've had a kind fixture list all season and have to play hard games at some point. Not worth complaining about
@@nicholasrowland9402 exactly mate, you need to fail and learn from those losses to become stronger and dodgy fixtures or moaning about a hard set of games to come is a joke! I was honestly really surprised to see Arteta’s comments - thought his mentality and media training was better than that.
Klopp had a right to moan when Liverpool went to Europe and then 2/3 days later were expected to play city and then 2/3 days later at home for 2nd UCL game and then 3 days later a cup game - that’s a joke! But this is just needless squabble!
@@CallumWith2Ls definitely, all seems a bit unnecessary to me tbh.
@@nicholasrowland9402 You haven't even had to play in Europe and got knocked out of the FA cup early and Arteta is still complaining about fixture congestion?
I agree that Arteta's complaining is a bit pathetic, but there is definitely missing context there. He was complaining about having to play Sunday, Wednesday night, then Saturday early afternoon. He wasn't complaining about his opponents.
most liverpool fans look like clones of Paul Machin, tall with a good hairline and usually in trackies . all you here going into the ground is all right lad , sound lad , boss lad ,
Reset podcast? Slow your role Jim let me get this samism in.
Paul Merson on the Liverpool Arsenal game: “if Liverpool win this game ManCity are going to have a right melt up”
WHAT’S A MELT UP😂😂Paul Merson king of weak chat
I saw that live and knew someone was going to bring it to JAFFN 😂😂 Good old Merse.
New Rules:
I think it’d be a good idea to let you be able to pass to the ref for a quick one two from a short distance(maybe 5 yards). The ball must be played back to the player who passed the ball and has to be one touch from the ref. We’d get to see the difference in ability in refs and I really like the idea of the North London derby being decided by Harry Kane getting on the end of a stylish flick from Mike dean.
Incredible idea
Poor idea
@@charliewarner787 shut up
James sitting smugly as Flav desperately tries to defend his shark fetish has to be one of my favourite moments of the pod
Asked one of my friends whether he prefers sharks or exhausts in a sexual sense, he said sharks so seems like Flav is in the clear👍
Moment of the pod: Jim’s little wiggle 20:36
As an American, I support the EPL over everything so I couldn’t care less who the owners of NFL teams are.. 😉 but to the point of the question, I think if an owner wants to be successful in the “market” they operate in (foreign or not), it would do them good to try n’ maintain the same culture the fans want to retain. So I think in most cases they would want to same thing.. I think everyone that was pro-super league is realizing this now too.
10:05 just flav doing an impression of sol Campbell in an interview
Imagine the day someone who grew up watching this pod buys QPR
The Goodison park protestor went to my school in Dorset and was in the same year as my brother. Turns out he was in prison for 4 months last year for blocking the M25. Got info that he was a strange individual! Right message, wrong delivery.
Flav is rattled for no reason LMAO
Arsenal fan
Thanks for the Reset clarification Jim.
as a villa fan, we look like all we eat is pie & gravy. we either have a skin fade (peaky blinders-esque) or are simply bald with a beer belly. i’d put a good amount of money that 80% + of over 50s that support villa have a villa tattoo on their calf.
James realising how Everton’s fixtures looked when you count all the games that got postponed unlike last time he looked 🤔
#SlugsInTheWild Anytime I'm lost for conversation starters with someone, my go-to without question is: "Isn't it weird that you never see a seagull sitting in a tree?". Still haven't seen one or met anyone who has...but I always carry a spoon on me just in case
I’m sure it wouldn’t appeal to all of your audience but I’m selfish and would love to see a golf video one day. There May be a surprisingly bigger audience than u think.
Slugs in the wild:
Anytime someone says they'll do something, I respond with "oh he'll/she'll/they'll *verb*, and he'll/she'll/they'll win" and nobody gets it, they just think I'm weird
But alas we can only move forward
I recently took forest green rovers to the prem on fifa career mode , currently in my first season in the prem and zlatan is still playing despite being the first signing of my tenure 3 seasons ago
Am I the only one that loves football chat?
Yes
Less of that.
My eyes are burning. I’m in a state of slugilicious shock. What have I just read?
You “love” football chat? Have a word.
@@SWJ_ I come for the football chat but stay for the sluggy in jokes.
Quote of the week: “the stench of helmet”
Describe your fan base’s look-
Huddersfield Town - at least 60% of our fan base looks like that one old bloke in every pub who goes in every day, sits on his own staring down the “youth of today” and orders far too many of their pint of choice (normally a fosters/Carling) before being carted out after last orders drunkenly shouting ‘see you tomorrow love’
You man were slamming white, especially Rory
Love how I can see each individual whisker on James' face and Flav is about 10 sexy pixels
On the way home from the West Ham game heard someone talk about the protest before I’d got any signal but he was telling everyone he tied himself up for time wasting so Everton could hang onto the point🤣🤣
Onword! Forward!
Anybody else getting Wittertainment vibes?
“got 10 minutes to fill” definition of a reset pod.
James' worst nightmare will be back in in the white house in 2024 ✌️
Could this be the worst premier league title race ever if City win it by a point? After THAT Everton VAR decision. VAR decides title race.... feel nauseas.
Not quite an In joke, but me and my cousin have a running joke where whenever someone says something random or completely stupid, we reply with sandwich, just that and everyone will look at us like were mental whilst we are crying with laughter, bit of fun!
Exeter legend Jamie Cureton
“Its called beastiality and it’s illegal” Out of context, that’s a quote that raises a lot of questions #QuotesOfTheWeek
Bahaha they had the hardest time removing that guy in Newcastle. May I recommend Wustof Kitchen sheers next time? I've found them to be the most sensible way to remove a cable tie, through removing received flowers in a box vs. a vase, nothing weird. Also handy for trimming fat off a chicken breast and also doing a shitty but very easy job at "chopping" fresh herbs. Have I moved things backward for women interested in sports through this comment? Nope we can only move forward.
What happened to the podcast? I thought you guys had stopped!! Please start uploading to acast again
Can confirm, Joe Walsh is injured.
Can you be scared of a team you scored 3 against in 45 minutes at a canter?
Calm take, I really couldn't care less if Chelsea went bankrupt.
I think if you read like one or two paragraphs a week about the bloke that did trying to create the biggest shithousing team ever at Millwall on Reddit it would absolutely be a bit. Might have to get permission but it is so hilarious.
Describe what your fan base looks like
West brom: Bald
i know james is playing into it but after the liverpool game to act like it’s all over is hilarious
If you're looking for something weird I've watched this week, I recently toured my friend through nikokado avocado's nude photos and videos. Absolutely ruined his week I did but we can only move forwards
#IStandWithJoakim. James' microphone half the volume of Flav's.
American here: Don't really care what nationality the owners are at all. As long as its not brutally unethical, it is what it is.
Flav no one is scared of spuds. The youngest team in the league spanked spurs in less than 45mins.
This pod will elevate levels the day Flav stops being an uniformed idiot. But I guess that’s also the selling point. I’m confused.
Why do young West Londoners aspire to exclusive toff cultural capital like this? West London is so shit yet totally high off it's own supply! Did you all play soggy biscuit on the way home?
Alright Karl Marx, settle down.
Jim's anti Liverpool bias is so hard it has got phallic analogues at this point
Stop hating Liverpool please.
How does Jim have anti Liverpool bias?