I laughed out loud at the jiz “get a load of these” shoes and thought there was no way to top it until you got to the Fendi bag charm. More laughter ensued. Great video!!!
OMFG I was taking my medication when you showed the "jiz" shoes and then the Fendi "labia" charm. I nearly choked on them and then you kept going.🤣🤣 This was the best video lovely Connor. You would brighten anyone's day. I know you always make my day better especially when I need it. Thank you. Much love. Jenni. XX 💙💙
So fun 😂 I agree with all of these!!!! The Loewe squeeze bag makes the Chanel 2022 garbage bag look sophisticated! And the camel toe shoes 😱they must be terribly uncomfy on top of everything else! If we buy ugly shoes then at least buy comfy ones.
Omg! I bought the pink mink Fendi charm and it IS giving labia😂😂😂 made me laugh so much and the charm now makes me hear your laugh now everytime I look at it in my closet. 😂
😂😂😂 I’m dead! I have never understood the moose knuckle shoes and oof the procreation serum shoes! I will say the squeeze bag in person and not in brown is a nice bag 🤷🏻♀️
Hello Connor I can't stop laughing from beginning to the end of this video 😂😂😂, especially when u talked about the Balenciaga shoe (the third hideous item)
The j*zz shoes takes me back to when I dated a man who has this fetish to cvm on his specific special pair he also said hes been asking all the men he dated /one night stands to cvm on them lol ...
The hoof boots, upwardly mobile bent men’s shoes, the camel toe shoes are absolutely feckin fugly. I’ll just get out my chip wallet to pay for a quick dispatch of said items to the dump, oh wait nearly forgot the anus horribilus handbag…that’s just gotta go IYKYK. Great vlog Connor 🤣😂💙
All of these items are informative. Put them up on your dating profile as a sort of poll. If anyone likes them, this person isn't for you, and you can happily move on without any doubt or hesitation.
Those jiz shoes are a reject from Mad Max movie, 😂😂😂😂. The charm is not charming, 😂😂😂😂. The Balenciaga shoes look like something you would find in a badly drawn cartoon.😂😂😂😂. Fancy tampon holder, 😂😂😂😂. Bottega is trying to rival some of the sadder ETSY shops with that bag. Camel toes belong on camels only and nothing else. 😂😂😂. You are killing me with this roast.😂😂😂. What in the name of the SPCA is Alexander McQueen doing making those shoes. They are horrible. If they come and black and white, Cruella DeVille would love them.
I laughed out loud at the jiz “get a load of these” shoes and thought there was no way to top it until you got to the Fendi bag charm. More laughter ensued. Great video!!!
How funny is it 😂😂 thanks for watching xx
This was hilarious, I laughed out loud! Only one I disagree on is the Loewe squeeze, I love that bag, I’ll let you study what that says about me 🤣🤣🤣
ANOOOOS 😂😂😂😂
OMFG I was taking my medication when you showed the "jiz" shoes and then the Fendi "labia" charm. I nearly choked on them and then you kept going.🤣🤣 This was the best video lovely Connor. You would brighten anyone's day. I know you always make my day better especially when I need it. Thank you. Much love. Jenni. XX 💙💙
Haha thank you my lovely ❤❤❤
Every 90’s teenager just threw things at the screen! Don’t you come for our Doc Martins!
They shall not be named here 😂
I actually love all these items. It's art.
Don’t tell my husband that! 😂
😂😂😂😂
Put it all together and you've got the beginnings of one crazy-looking human! 🤣
Omg 😂😂😂😂
So fun 😂 I agree with all of these!!!! The Loewe squeeze bag makes the Chanel 2022 garbage bag look sophisticated! And the camel toe shoes 😱they must be terribly uncomfy on top of everything else! If we buy ugly shoes then at least buy comfy ones.
😂😂😂😂 exactly!!
😂😂😂 oh dear. Thanks for the laughs. I will never see the Squeeze bag in the same light!
I'm so glad I watched this video before starting my day 😂😂😂 loved the roast and cackling 😂😂😂
@@hill1091 Great start to your morning 🤣
😂😂 your laugh is infectious!!!
Thank you hehe ❤
omg all the references
@@hollygrace6814 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Such a laugh a minute .. but a certain theme emerged Connor 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
You're the OG "Fashion Barista" - nobody roasts better! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bwhahahahaha thank you ❤❤
OMG Connor!!! I have no words!!😂😂😂😂😂😂. 💕☺️🇨🇦
Hehehehe 😂❤
Omg this was hysterical. :D Thank you for the laughs!
Thank you for watching ❤❤
Lots of laughs!! Labia….. 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Came for the topic, stayed for the cute boy ✨😛
Oh stop 😂😂
Omg! I bought the pink mink Fendi charm and it IS giving labia😂😂😂 made me laugh so much and the charm now makes me hear your laugh now everytime I look at it in my closet. 😂
Bwhahahaha omg I love that!! I’m always gonna laugh seeing it - I bet it’s soft 😂
so crazy love shade
Such a great video. Laughed the whole way through 😂❤❤
Pussy shoes 😂😂😂
the tabbys may be the biggest fashion scam of all time
i would write a 1000 word essay to objectively prove my point
@@hollygrace6814 right?! Who is buying this crap hahaha
I hate them so much!
health and sex ed with Connor featuring luxury goods as props
Sign me up!!! The big C
@@THECLOSETbyConnor oh you’re the one running it Mr Big C
Omg that Fendi charm or whatever it was… just terrible! 😂😂😂
Enjoy your weekend!
Thank you ❤❤❤
😂😂😂 I’m dead! I have never understood the moose knuckle shoes and oof the procreation serum shoes! I will say the squeeze bag in person and not in brown is a nice bag 🤷🏻♀️
The moose knuckle shoes give me night terrors 😂
@@THECLOSETbyConnor I can see the horror film now! A gang of moose 🫎 knuckles chasing people down. Followed by the horse hoof boots
Hello Connor
I can't stop laughing from beginning to the end of this video 😂😂😂, especially when u talked about the Balenciaga shoe (the third hideous item)
Hahahaha thank you lovely 😂❤
Thanks for ruining the squeeze bag for me, going to save some money now 😄✨👌
You’re welcome 😂😂😂
I shouldn’t have clicked this late at night in the US because I am in danger of waking up my daughter from my hysterical laughter.
😂😂😂😂😂
The hoofs 😂they look like part of a costume. Sexy moose for Halloween?
One of your best lol 😂
Thank you ❤❤
"The funerals of these brands "lmao 😂😅🖤😊!!
😂😂😂😂
@@THECLOSETbyConnor😆 🤣 😂 💙💙💙!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 BEST!!
Thank you ❤❤❤
Oh, that was funny!!!
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Soooooo funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heheheh 😂
Which is your next travel destination and when?
Paris! Next year
The shoes 😱 WTAF?
They’re so gross hahahaha
OMG you couldn't pay me to wear any of that crap. Hilarious video Connor. Thanks for the laugh😃
Thanks for watching ❤❤
It’s always time to put the Barbie on, on Conner’s channel as these brands need cooking 🍗
Just some brands on the Barbie 😂
@@THECLOSETbyConnor how do you like your Chanel Dayle?
OMG, hideous ... all of them 😂😂😂
4:21 these were clearly designed for the elf community
You are a funny guy
Thank you ❤❤
The j*zz shoes takes me back to when I dated a man who has this fetish to cvm on his specific special pair he also said hes been asking all the men he dated /one night stands to cvm on them lol ...
Oh my god 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Amelia Rose just bought the Loewe squeeze bag.........You might have lost a luxury friend there haha :)
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The hoof boots, upwardly mobile bent men’s shoes, the camel toe shoes are absolutely feckin fugly. I’ll just get out my chip wallet to pay for a quick dispatch of said items to the dump, oh wait nearly forgot the anus horribilus handbag…that’s just gotta go IYKYK. Great vlog Connor 🤣😂💙
Thank you lovely 😂😂😂
OMGGGGG hahahahahaha the Loewe..... just when I thought the penis analogy was over... it's totally an anus!
😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t know which one is worse. The jizz shoes I cannot. The chip wallet is giving me a 10 year old taking their pocket money to EB Games.
@@jo_xiaojie omg bwHahaha yes
All of these items are informative. Put them up on your dating profile as a sort of poll. If anyone likes them, this person isn't for you, and you can happily move on without any doubt or hesitation.
@@kathleensport1259 🤣🤣🤣
The camel toe shoes are created for Meg Ryan and Blake Lively who both have a soft spot for ugly, chunky „shoes“ 🤡🎪
😂😂😂😂
Those jiz shoes are a reject from Mad Max movie, 😂😂😂😂. The charm is not charming, 😂😂😂😂. The Balenciaga shoes look like something you would find in a badly drawn cartoon.😂😂😂😂. Fancy tampon holder, 😂😂😂😂. Bottega is trying to rival some of the sadder ETSY shops with that bag. Camel toes belong on camels only and nothing else. 😂😂😂. You are killing me with this roast.😂😂😂. What in the name of the SPCA is Alexander McQueen doing making those shoes. They are horrible. If they come and black and white, Cruella DeVille would love them.
Hahahahahaha
Tabby shoes are the worst thing to ever happen to fashion. They look so bad on everyone that wears them.
Right?! 😂