Discussing Evolution in the Cactus Dungeon
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- Опубликовано: 1 май 2021
- In this video we sneak into the back propagation house of one of Tucson's finest cactus and succulent nurseries to showcase some of the finer points of Cactus evolution (and the entire order #Caryophyllales in general. Check out that Avonia).
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*Plants for the Southwest Nursery*
0:12 "Parry's Penstemon" _Penstemon parryi, Plantaginaceae_
*Cactus Dungeon*
1:03 _Avonia papyraceae, Anacampserotaceae_
2:50 "living rock" _Ariocarpus restusus, Cactaceae_
2:59 _Ariocarpus scaphirostris, Cactaceae_
3:26 _Epithelantha bokei, Cactaceae_
3:58 _Turbinicarpus subterraneus, Cactaceae_
5:18 protandrous
5:25 _Ariocarpus fissuratus, Cactaceae_
5:35 _Ariocarpus kotschoubeyanus, Cactaceae_
5:52 _Turbinicarpus valdezianus, Cactaceae_
7:08 _Turbinicarpus krainzianus, Cactaceae_
7:28 spines vs. trichomes
7:59 CAM photosynthesis
8:10 "living rock"
9:03 "bishop's cap cactus" _Astrophytum myriostigma, Cactaceae_
9:16 "star cactus" _Astrophytum asterias, Cactaceae_
10:22 obligate outcrossing
10:33 ex-situ conservation
10:39 "bishop's cap cactus"
12:17 recessive alleles
12:28 homozygous
14:26 _Astrophytum caput-medusae, Cactaceae_
15:36 grafts to _Trichocereus_ sp., _Cactaceae_
15:54 _Copiapoa esmeraldana, Cactaceae_
16:26 _Tephrocactus geometricus, Cactaceae_
17:22 "button cactus" _Epithelantha micromeris, Cactaceae_
18:50 "agave cactus" _Leuchtenbergia principis, Cactaceae_
21:04 _Mammilaria sp., Cactaceae_
22:23 "spring pygmycudweed" _Diaperia verna, Asteraceae_
22:39 "Turbinis Carpus Dungeon" song
22:59 _Ferocactus_ sp., _Cactaceae_
23:22 "Dutchman's Pipe" _Aristolochia watsonii Aristolochiaceae_
24:15 _Pachypodium brevicaule, Apocynaceae_
Thanks again there guy. I owe you a couple burritos at this point.
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt It isn't in my soul to turn down a burrito, but this is already me paying you back. This semester of college was brutal so I dropped off for a bit, but I'm back! Thank you for the videos.
why all the butthole cacti? makes me wonder lol
I grew up with the owner but haven’t seen him for years. He’s been into cacti and living stones since college.
hope you don't get glochids in your urethra. you never fail to make me laugh. nothing like the mix of plants and humor. thanks for your work..
Bunny ears can release glochids into the fucking air when they get hot and dry enough. Nasty fucking plants, oppuntias.
Don't kinkshame him.
This mans videos forced me to evolve.
No more knuckle dragging on campus
Guess the ladies won't be able to track you down anymore.
I'm happy to report I have finally convinced my fam to let the yard naturalize. Currently a 1/3 acre of packera & erigeron in bloom at about 1 & 1/2 feet. Found asclepias tuberosa plants at my local greenhouse, bought a flat, planted half & gave the rest to others to spread around. Hope others are doing the same!
Love you Joey!
PEOPLE! Let’s gather our resources & send this fine mind to Japan! I’d LOVE to hear Tony’s take on all the plants in their native habitat with their native pathogens that are pushed by our horticulture industry which are actually a huge problem here for their indestructible invasiveness. Plus, it would be cool for him to meet the cactus/succulent collectors!
I would personally like to see how some of the species that became invasive in the US look in their native habitat. I'd contribute to send him there. I have 2 sisters adopted from Japan in the 50s so I've grown up with an interest in that country. My mom loved the time she spent there, I have the slides she took while there. Fucking spectacular landscapes!
Relief from the skid marks on the under wear of life. Nice.
I hope you'll get to take us to Japan as well.
You pay the trip.
@@gepliprl8558 Gladly
I love the aggressive reminders to pause and look up terms I've heard before from your videos but don't quite remember what they mean exactly lol. Helps me learn more actively, so I really appreciate the kick in the pants.
I suggest buying a physical copy of 'Plant Identification Terminology' by James G Harris and Melinda Woolf Harris, and binge on it.
I had the pdf but it wasnt helping, but constantly keeping the physical copy around me really sped up my learning alot
I have been assaulted by my opuntia. And I mean bad touch assault, too. His name is Frank, after the rabbit from Donnie Darko. I hate him so much I bought three more.
Had a buddy once who got thrown by a horse right on top of a 'Teddy Bear Cholla'. Two whole rolls of masking tape only helped to take the edge off his agony.
@@nomdeguerre7265
🔥💀🔥.
🔥🌵🔥
@@nomdeguerre7265 that's fucked
@@nomdeguerre7265 worst day EVER!
I live for the day I see you stomping around the Namib looking at all those freaky bastards and telling me everything I always wanted to know about 'em
Have you ever done a video showing us the whole plant kingdom branches of the Tree of Life?
I'd watch the shit outta that.
Has he? I wanna see where the families fall, I feel like I have a ru fragmented picture in my brain from my classes and I’ve been trolling in the gaps with weird lineages like pereskioideae that fascinate me but I gotta learn how all the families play out
No way in hell the people at Plants for the Southwest are going to 86 you. What great advertising! I'm an hour away and hardly wait to get in there.
Yeah, someone probably recognized you and was like “let the man botanize; he’s making people less homicidal”.
Somebody with plenty of $ send this man to 🇯🇵 please that would be awesome . Still want him to check us out here in southeastern 🇺🇸
Let's get together and jam out "Take me to a Turbinicarpus Dungeon". Lyrical genius, thx.
So I don’t attack somebody and end up on the news
Same!
I grow veggies and flowers on my 2 balconies every summer, I'm stuck in a cities suburb.
Thanks for sharing these videos of plants and stuff from all over the place and explaining stuff, its awesome.
*Stay safe and have fun*
An opuntia releasing its glochids anywhere on your body could ruin your day.
But still, I can't stay away from them. I've got a small gold set of tweezers that are always at hand!
Don't you go and get arrested! I hope your urethra takes great care to only have objects inserted in there for pleasure purposes . I love how you describe the plants. you have a gift for improv!
It’s 1:50 am, I’m sleep deprived and I should be asleep but am I? No... I’m going to go ahead and just binge watch the videos on this channel lmao I’m enjoying the vibes 😌
3 months later, it's 1:38 am and I find myself in the same position.
glochidia: Latin for 'just throw those gloves away'. I once worked a summer school archaeology dig of a paleo-Amerindian seasonal food processing area and we found a few coproliths. They were full of glochids. Amazing! Those folks must have had cast iron alimentary tracts.
Oh ouch! Folks was hungry I guess.
8:07 a plump ariocarpus really gets me goin - gneiss stuff
@22:39 was really what i needed. the transformative power of music goddamn
Woah early gang. Good morning from Australia.
new 'scriber here...and an old begonia lovin' grandma type who also adores cactus and succulents. Be still my heart. All hail Mother Nature!
This is the best plant video I’ve ever watched in my life
This episode is eye candy for me
Refreshing honesty on botany and humanity. I love hearing your knowledge of plants and mountain tops.
hot tip for anyone reading... if you plug yourself full of glochids, put some pva glue on them and when it hardens it will pull them out. like waxing hairs.
Just make sure not to try a dozen different ways to get em out first.
Once you snap them off too low it’s really hard for anything to grab them.
I love opuntiod cacti, some look great, others kinda bland but they’re basically all packing a dose that you don’t want!
Liquid soaps work too
@@mrslinkydragon9910 how does that work?
I’m having trouble imagining it.
@@swayback7375 i think it just helps pop them out. I donno, all i know it works for microdaisy
I’ve heard of folks trying glues or wax. We always just hit em with adhesive tape, then soap & a pot scrubber pad. After that, if they were bad enough, the only remedy was tequila and a bit of Vicodin. That was for when ya fell into an old pack rat burrow or something like that and just had the damned things everywhere! 😉
If you ever have the chance go to Desert Survivors Nursery just west of the Old Pueblo. A great business model with disabled employees and a great selection of Sonoran plants.
The Mission Garden is on the location of the oldest continuously farmed spot in the Country - over 4,000 years.
yo why do i feel like humans are evolving backwards. love your vids man
well, evolution doesn't go forwards or backwards, but we sure are in a slump, huh
It's because we are, our sedentary lifestyle is the cause!
Evolution is adaptive, not progressive. ;)
@@nomdeguerre7265 adapting backwards
I'm really trying to love cactus...just not there yet, but love hearing your enthusiasm!
They're so cool. The camouflage thing especially is pretty mind-blowing. Really it's just the morphological flexibility of those spines (which are really just axillary leaf buds) to act as camouflage as well as defense.
I like trying the different fruits before I plant the seeds so I know witch to keep and what to send out to the wild oh I feed the birds cactus seeds to. Its funny seeing a finch attack a dove for seeds 😆
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt Camouflage, defense, shade, and even propagation (Chollas attaching to passing animals that relocate potential clones)....absolutely AMAZING!
A pleasure to watch your videos as always
After watching i feel mellow, very cool ,Thanks for the Great video
I love the onzuka cultivar of astrophytum. Truly a beautiful cultivar
Wish I had money to help send him to places all over the world to have him show us all sorts of things. The PNW rainforest, the permafrost in the north, jungles in Africa, and bamboo forests in the east.
👍👍👏👏👏👏👏
Thank you! I love cactus!!!
so much diversity...
Thank you, Joey!!!
Thanks babe, I enjoyed every minute as always!
I love it.... thanks for sharing
They sell Welwitschia at that nursery. I am obsessed.
They'd never kick you out, all the nursery folks in Tucson recognize my CPBBD shirts. Fan girling and shit.
They do? what nursery is it? I have 6 one Year old W. mirabilis that I've grown from seed, but I'd like more....lol
@@JessHull Plants for the Southwest off stone between Ft Lowell and Glenn
LET'S GOOOOO, CACTUS DUNGEON!!!!
Hey, Joey speaking of Japan. I've always wondered what are your thoughts on Banzai trees? I kind of figured you'd hate them
Lol, good question
Wish there was someone with a YT as cool as you on the East coast/Appalacia.
Thanks for posting these, so relaxing compared to all the other shit I'm bombarded with
You could try the Learn Your Land channel
Thx for the info (and the laughs!!) 😂💚🤘
I said to the c o once " the key to being in
jail was moisturizer "
( She agreed )
Killa channel my friend ✌️
You mean s o? As in significant other? Who the shit would your c o be?
@@PlayMoGame corrections officer
@@PlayMoGame you should develop your own personality brohaim.
@@PlayMoGame you should develop your own personality brohaim.
Plants for the Southwest! Love that place. The guys are nice. I don't think you'll get locked in the Cactus Dungeon
Great Job
Now that finals are finishing up I'll be catching up on all your recent videos
Also would love some suggestions for how to change up a personal garden in a positive direction away from the current horticultural nightmare.
Ah, you're in my neighborhood again! Ever heard of Pajarita wilderness? Lots of unique flower species in the Sonoran - Sierra Madre transition. Worth checking out before some pissant tries to reignite the border wall construction.
Thanks for your work dude, love from France
That's some beautiful baby San Pedros in the beginning
That's the coolest penstemon I've ever seen
Thanks for the video my guy
Love your channel bro
Master´s class on cacti and on how to curse. Awesome job, thanks bro!
"I dunno. We'll see where life takes me." Words we can all take to heart.
Thank you
thank you!! your videos are great
You're f'n awesome bro! Ty
I do a lot of Pereskiopsis spathulata grafting and agree 100% with spines > glochids. Awesome job from another Bay Area reform schooler turned plant biologist 😜
I like your style of teaching. I have for many years put off getting into something I really want to, plant breeding. I don't really know why. Maybe felt I couldn't do it. Well, whether I can or not, I'm going to try.
very nice...
I have been visiting the little Arizona Garden at Stanford University, and it has some nice stuff, some of the plants over 130 years old. It includes both New World and Old World plants of arid environments. I love a garden where you can come out with some serious puncture wounds.
Thanks Joe
Def go to Japan, you will miss the food for the rest of your life...
Would love to see CPBBD travelling the world, bringing us treats, dissing the human scourge.
But do they have burritos?
@@evilsharkey8954 tragically no... but he could bring tortillas to a sushi joint and have em make a custom roll!
@@joefization I would be there just to see their faces when he asked...
Good stuff!
So glad I found you. Subbed
look, listen and quit complaining. this man will save your life
Omg I had a feeling you were in town. Did you come on the train? And welcome to our beautiful home! Don't tell anyone how great it is here.
i just really enjoyed that
My favorite nursery
homeboy got a ruler tattooed on his middle finger 🤣 24:04
Love it. Nudie shots!!
The astrophytums are gorgeous! I see why people will pay good money for a specimen :O
Nice.
OH GOD, THATS SO FUCKIN NICE❕❕
I love thik kind of garden
Please head to South Africa!
Don’t get arrested but for goods sakes let’s see some of those wicked arid loving plants in situ!
Sanseveria, haworthia, aloe, euphoria... the good stuff...
So rad man I'ma go there
We really enjoy your videos, Prick. Just kidding. Actually wondering if you are planning any visits to Africa. Would love to know more about aloes. We learn a lot from you. Keep strong, Jose and Karen
greetings from a cacti-grower from germany
Takin a bath in the cacti.....I will with my favorite botanist...
I love your videos!! If you come near the Northeast I could show you some great spots...I'm extremely interested in wild edibles, (my 4 acre yard Is one big botanists dream!) My thick Boston accent and your chicagoan accent would meld perfectly. Keep on keeping on my friend!!
you've taught me a lot with with a smile on my face guy!!
so many species I didn't know, they are beautiful.
I had a little trip to the sierra madre occidental this weekend and I had to look to every rock wall looking for cactáceas (because your fault) and I found some. How do they get there? Is it because the birds hide fruits in the gaps or what? Amazing!
Have you done a video about sedums? I’d love to hear your thoughts about them!
I would really enjoy your new merch some day in the future..... to say “ pure cactus porn!”
Nice, really enjoyed this one! I love all those lumpy, weird, geometric fuckers 😍 I have two tiny tephrocactus geometricus seedlings that are barely hanging on, I hope to god they survive!
Do a kick-starter to fund a tour of Japan!
Would be some great content!
This guy right here is my favorite botanist 🤣
What's the cactus next to the leuchtenbergia, around 20:26? Huge fan of your work. GFYB
if you ever find yourself out that way you should check out rocky glen in peoria, the ravine and prairie there have some pretty unique geology and botany
What a trip...
Fuck yeah dude. This was awesome.
Dude you're in Tucson area? I was just out hiking around Mt Lemmon. Dang.
1:08 As im trying to ready and pronounce the word I see "you prick" on the end. LOL
Omg please go to Japan and show us the hinoki cypress forests
How have I lived here my whole life and never been to this place!! If you're here again and want a place with a whole Lotta weird plants to check out (less of a nursery but they pretty much specialize in the weird ones and have lots of em too) ecogro llc. Have more plants than I can count from them and get my coco from them too for damn good prices got their own brand you can find in some other stores too for twice the price or more lol
are those a bunch of little Echinopsis pachanoi just below the Avonia papyracea? and that myriostigma is freaking cool! i thought they looked awesome when you showed them just casue the shape. they looked to be solid white and then you zoom in and they became even cooler!
Take me to a turbinicarpus dungeon!
what a garden of gods