The CEO of Preschool 👠

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @DavidToons
    @DavidToons Год назад +17949

    Shortly after Bryce became president of the United States she discovered she could walk into any business and say she’s the CEO of their company, what a boss!

  • @lightdarkery
    @lightdarkery Год назад +5124

    I’m convinced Bryce is going crazy and just broke into a random preschool 💀

  • @SpookyRibcage
    @SpookyRibcage Год назад +14960

    The fact that she doesn't curse in the preschool is precious, bc we all know Bryce isn't a saint with her words 💀💀

    • @Damien-ll5bc
      @Damien-ll5bc Год назад +74

      *He *His

    • @straneas3099
      @straneas3099 Год назад +809

      ​@@Damien-ll5bcthe guy is acting, we use she her for the character they're doing, it's not thay complicated.

    • @punny5209
      @punny5209 Год назад

      That thing is a he which shouldn't exist

    • @carriejenkins1060
      @carriejenkins1060 Год назад +24

      It’s a fem boy

    • @Nyxedmisfit
      @Nyxedmisfit Год назад +654

      @@carriejenkins1060​​⁠Brandon is a guy, but the character in the skit, is a woman. It’s an act. He’s not trans. It’s acting.

  • @CaffeineAddict3d
    @CaffeineAddict3d 5 месяцев назад +246

    "Bingo" and "pay attention cause Clifford got fired" got me laughing all the way to mars and back 😂

  • @Mormgan
    @Mormgan Год назад +8512

    Things this comment section needs to understand:
    1. ‘He sounds like Blitzø’ because he IS Blitzø, his voice actor.
    2. ‘That’s a man!’ You’re correct. He (Brandon Rogers) is a man dressing up and playing as one of his female comedy characters (Bryce Tankthrust). He isn’t transgender.
    3. ‘That is a school! Stay away from children’. That is an ACTOR doing a COMEDY SKETCH in a location he 100% got permission to record in. There would be no children present. He’s causing 0 harm and doing nothing illegal.
    Hope this helps someone.
    Edit: what in fucks name is this reply section?

    • @Akuma_yuk1
      @Akuma_yuk1 Год назад +381

      Also due to this he is now katie kill joy

    • @Davidledonkayy
      @Davidledonkayy Год назад +7

      lol such a mood

    • @Epic_Halfblood
      @Epic_Halfblood Год назад +321

      Common sense isn’t that common anymore

    • @dannymendez9986
      @dannymendez9986 Год назад +93

      It's not blitzo it's blitz the o is silent

    • @a_swag_stormiigaymer
      @a_swag_stormiigaymer Год назад +301

      @@dannymendez9986Blitzø is how its spelt. Blitz is how you pronounce it.

  • @g1rlypunk
    @g1rlypunk Год назад +734

    “BINGO!” Got me dying😂😂😂

    • @StoryTellahh
      @StoryTellahh 11 месяцев назад +1

      490 likes but no comments?! Lemme fix that 🤓☝️

    • @Lidyjusthere
      @Lidyjusthere 8 месяцев назад +1

      SAME

    • @SHARK_d3m1g1rl
      @SHARK_d3m1g1rl 7 месяцев назад

      Fr

    • @filipkohrasko6851
      @filipkohrasko6851 6 месяцев назад

      Bro is blittzø from hell of the boss

    • @g1rlypunk
      @g1rlypunk 5 месяцев назад

      @@filipkohrasko6851 yes he is

  • @CandidCrocodilian_2559
    @CandidCrocodilian_2559 Год назад +1661

    Bryce is my favorite one of Brandon’s characters. There’s something about how chaotic she is that just makes me smile.

  • @Caitlin2345
    @Caitlin2345 6 месяцев назад +505

    “No one cares about dead dad Samantha” got me rolling to Antarctica 😂

  • @corvus2327
    @corvus2327 11 месяцев назад +2699

    Katie Killjoy when she was alive.

    • @Paddylol
      @Paddylol 11 месяцев назад +131

      best headcanon ever

    • @corvus2327
      @corvus2327 11 месяцев назад +82

      @@Paddylol Well if you notice Katie's outfit is exactly like Tankthrust's.

    • @caitlincabzz0918
      @caitlincabzz0918 8 месяцев назад +28

      Nah fr

    • @greenlizard4208
      @greenlizard4208 8 месяцев назад +52

      katie was said to be based off of this character, so yeah basically. + brandon voices katie too now, so...

    • @The.Planet.Of.JellyBeans
      @The.Planet.Of.JellyBeans 8 месяцев назад +13

      Wait…… HOLY SH-

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed5805 Год назад +3145

    I’m surprised she doesn’t refer to the kids as “future projects”.

    • @JimiGoesHAM
      @JimiGoesHAM Год назад +31

      😂😂😂😂

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 Год назад +72

      I think it would've been too obvious, and Bryce would want her subjects to be secretive.

    • @69dirtydirty
      @69dirtydirty Год назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @69dirtydirty
      @69dirtydirty Год назад +6

      😂😂😂 that hit hard

    • @captainf9104
      @captainf9104 Год назад +37

      I would’ve said ‘failed abortions’, but that would’ve been funny too😂

  • @Buffer131
    @Buffer131 Год назад +7477

    And not a single swear word, at least she has standards for kids

    • @StefonTV1
      @StefonTV1 Год назад +493

      You know what's another fun hint of that? In the video where they're all at the park and she's fighting the mom, she didn't curse in front the baby either.

    • @myreasonforlife.9511
      @myreasonforlife.9511 Год назад +1

      Ass like faces, small hands like cabbage.

    • @IronBrandon22
      @IronBrandon22 Год назад +139

      Didn’t know there was Bryce lore

    • @Buffer131
      @Buffer131 Год назад +73

      @@StefonTV1 na I remember that, the mom was beating her with her "mistake" XD

    • @Buffer131
      @Buffer131 Год назад +37

      @@IronBrandon22 there are 2 episodes that revolved around her origin story

  • @NCTS_Official
    @NCTS_Official 4 месяца назад +68

    "Pay attention, because Clifford got FIRED."
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Impurusable
      @Impurusable 4 месяца назад +2

      OMFG! I was literally listening to that line as I was reading your comment!

    • @NCTS_Official
      @NCTS_Official 4 месяца назад

      @@Impurusable damn lol 😂

    • @drutremmel106
      @drutremmel106 3 месяца назад +1

      My dad died

    • @NCTS_Official
      @NCTS_Official 3 месяца назад

      Wait, like dying of laughter?

  • @belle-x_youtube
    @belle-x_youtube Год назад +590

    "maximize playtime"
    I'm becoming an investor for her immediately

    • @Tasm2suit
      @Tasm2suit 11 месяцев назад +3

      Katie kill joy!?

    • @Neturs
      @Neturs 19 дней назад

      @@Tasm2suitwho?

  • @Pyromic
    @Pyromic Год назад +3335

    Katie Killjoy is probably gonna be like this

    • @MillieBlackRose
      @MillieBlackRose Год назад +63

      That's what popped into my head 😂

    • @Pyromic
      @Pyromic Год назад +54

      @CrystalSTRX that's... Exactly why I said that.

    • @a.u.g.m.a.s
      @a.u.g.m.a.s Год назад +15

      I cant WAIT for his role as Katie Killjoy, because I imagine THIS is what she’ll sound like😂😂😂

    • @art_pony
      @art_pony Год назад

      YUHHH

    • @thelonestar-l9n
      @thelonestar-l9n Год назад

      Oh God why. 😅

  • @heyo80
    @heyo80 Год назад +184

    Bryce being wholesome for the kids. Really nice.

    • @ZeusHadANOTHERkid
      @ZeusHadANOTHERkid Год назад +6

      I misread that as whoresome at first 💀

    • @heyo80
      @heyo80 Год назад +3

      @@ZeusHadANOTHERkid oh god no 💀

    • @sternritter_d
      @sternritter_d Год назад

      @@ZeusHadANOTHERkidLMFAO.

  • @Jellowbug_13
    @Jellowbug_13 6 месяцев назад +27

    Blitzø was a substitute teacher once... all the kids loved him

  • @expohira2
    @expohira2 Год назад +260

    Bryce owns that red heel emoji .

  • @Potato_lover0
    @Potato_lover0 Год назад +1059

    “FILE THESE CRAYONS 🖍️ “
    ☠️🤚🏾

    • @SuchAQuack
      @SuchAQuack 11 месяцев назад +33

      “MAXIMIZE PLAYTIME ⚽️”
      ☠️🤚🏼

    • @whaletaur
      @whaletaur 11 месяцев назад +28

      "MOVE RECESS TO NAP TIME AND NAP TIME TO THAT CORNER"
      💀✋🏽

    • @KirsteinAfable
      @KirsteinAfable 11 месяцев назад +22

      Bingo
      ☠️✋🏻

    • @Sushi_Slushie
      @Sushi_Slushie 11 месяцев назад +22

      “PAY ATTENTION, ‘cause Clifford got FIRED”

    • @HornAndHaloEntertainment
      @HornAndHaloEntertainment 11 месяцев назад +22

      "No one cares about your dead dad Samantha 💅 🙄"

  • @jcarde8161
    @jcarde8161 Год назад +1055

    “no cares about your dead dad Samantha“💀😭

    • @TractorMan720
      @TractorMan720 Год назад +5

      It happened to m-🥺😢

    • @TreyTheIdiot
      @TreyTheIdiot Год назад +6

      bro what dad? 💀🪦

    • @samantha9959
      @samantha9959 Год назад +5

      My DAD!!!!!😭😭😭

    • @TreyTheIdiot
      @TreyTheIdiot Год назад

      @samantha9959 atleast your like us now. _Fatherless_

    • @35nade
      @35nade Год назад +2

      She watched jellybean💀

  • @AlicePIayz
    @AlicePIayz 5 месяцев назад +26

    “And nap time to that corner, bingo” got me rolling😂

  • @ZacheryJenkins
    @ZacheryJenkins Год назад +715

    Bryce is the CEO of everything and anything

  • @urlocalbimb0
    @urlocalbimb0 Год назад +164

    Honestly, Bryce is my fucking idol

  • @Kqvikko
    @Kqvikko 9 месяцев назад +576

    I feel like this is what blitzø was like in preschool

    • @WutAPunk
      @WutAPunk 7 месяцев назад +4

      Whom 🧐

    • @Jawsss_3ditsss
      @Jawsss_3ditsss 7 месяцев назад +26

      @@WutAPunk Blitzø is the main character from the show “Helluva Boss” and the person in this video (Brandon Rogers) is the voice actor for the character

    • @RainBow-lh9wd
      @RainBow-lh9wd 6 месяцев назад +5

      Slay blitzy

    • @ChloeDeguise
      @ChloeDeguise 6 месяцев назад +3

      XD

    • @I.like.bread890
      @I.like.bread890 6 месяцев назад +3

      BAHAHA YES

  • @Minty_VR03121
    @Minty_VR03121 5 месяцев назад +6

    “No one cares about your dead dad Samantha” great line 😂

  • @mlp-violet-star
    @mlp-violet-star Год назад +514

    If Blitzo ran a kindergarten instead of a professional hitman business

  • @Wcue_fan4ever
    @Wcue_fan4ever 11 месяцев назад +1029

    “no one cares about your dead dad Samantha!” GOT ME DYING 😂

  • @micksdesk
    @micksdesk Год назад +139

    Poor Samantha can’t catch a break, it’s been that way for years lmao

  • @howdidyoufind_me
    @howdidyoufind_me 2 месяца назад +1

    why this actually kinda wholesome

  • @agenderanarchist
    @agenderanarchist Год назад +321

    Under no circumstances should Bryce be in a preschool OR a church and somehow this woman was in a preschool UNDERNEATH a church lmfao 💀

    • @UrsaMidnight
      @UrsaMidnight Год назад +10

      I mean she visited philly in a church so.

    • @rep-vile
      @rep-vile Год назад +8

      She's showing them what they'll have to deal with when growing up, it's an important lesson

    • @dabi-is-online23
      @dabi-is-online23 Год назад +7

      why would she not be aloud in a church?

    • @knightsblight
      @knightsblight Год назад +1

      @@dabi-is-online23 The cavity in her chest 😂 😂

    • @cookies654
      @cookies654 5 месяцев назад +1

      Hey at least she didn’t say a single cuss word🤣

  • @Rustyangel789
    @Rustyangel789 9 месяцев назад +242

    Katie killjoy would absolutely love this 😂

  • @II-Wenda_SPRUNKI-II
    @II-Wenda_SPRUNKI-II Год назад +498

    "No one cares about ur dead dad samantha"💀💀💀💀

    • @nicoledancel4015
      @nicoledancel4015 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

    • @II-Wenda_SPRUNKI-II
      @II-Wenda_SPRUNKI-II Год назад

      @@nicoledancel4015.

    • @BlackWolf4830
      @BlackWolf4830 Год назад +3

      She turned into Helen lol

    • @RheganHough
      @RheganHough Год назад

      He died in the Vietnam War ❤

    • @RheganHough
      @RheganHough Год назад

      Rip

  • @Edits_R_Us-n5d
    @Edits_R_Us-n5d 19 дней назад +1

    I can just imagine Blitzø being a teacher rn-

  • @CharlotteIobst2016
    @CharlotteIobst2016 Год назад +457

    “ no one cares about your dead dad Samantha😩✌️”slay✨

  • @brucehoggard8467
    @brucehoggard8467 Год назад +497

    This character of Brandon's is the reason why he got the role of Katie Killjoy in the upcoming *Hazbin Hotel* TV series. He doesn't even need to change up his voice for her.

    • @oxanasculea8468
      @oxanasculea8468 11 месяцев назад +3

      Did he?!

    • @pawhaisoe-vy5kt
      @pawhaisoe-vy5kt 11 месяцев назад +3

      Tv. Its not going to be on Yt, its on a streaming service. Tv. ​@Zoie-

    • @brucehoggard8467
      @brucehoggard8467 11 месяцев назад

      @@oxanasculea8468 Yep!

    • @miranosity
      @miranosity 11 месяцев назад +4

      i think Viv said that she was actually based on Bryce Tankthrust and that’s why she recasted the voice :D

    • @brucehoggard8467
      @brucehoggard8467 11 месяцев назад

      @@miranosity I'm pretty much already aware of that.

  • @Bobber_Foote
    @Bobber_Foote Год назад +210

    The way she says “Maximize Playtime” deserves her an Oscar

  • @khaleesireyna731
    @khaleesireyna731 4 месяца назад +1

    Maybe its just me, here, but Brandon has gotten really good with the make-up for Bryce! Like, its chaotic af (which fits the character), but still really good in terms of technique/application.

  • @Xein222
    @Xein222 Год назад +770

    "Pay attention, cause Clifford got fired"that got me sooo good💀❤️‍🔥

  • @smallishduck
    @smallishduck Год назад +129

    “File these crayons” sounded like John Mulaney. 😂

  • @NUH_UH_BAE.
    @NUH_UH_BAE. Год назад +1790

    "✨BINGO✨" why is he so funny-
    (Edit) OML THANKS FOR THE LIKESSS

  • @adamguillon889
    @adamguillon889 5 месяцев назад +2

    “No ONe CAreS AboUT Ur dEAD DaD SAmAnthA”😂

  • @magarringer
    @magarringer Год назад +525

    "MAXIMIZE PLAYTIME" Brice is genius

    • @RariYork
      @RariYork Год назад +4

      You're damn fucking right she is 😎

    • @sternritter_d
      @sternritter_d Год назад

      bryce* /nbr :3

  • @bjstone591
    @bjstone591 Год назад +277

    Blitzø's voice actor is everything! He's actually one of my favorite characters.

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons Год назад +35

      "Blitzos voice actor" is crazy not gonna lie.

    • @L1M1TL3SSKisser
      @L1M1TL3SSKisser Год назад

      @@GregLemonsI understand the love for hellvua but Brandon has been that bitch since like 2015
      “Try me bitch” was him and we all know and love some grandpa rogers

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons Год назад +22

      @milagwerder8675 Yeah he has a name though. Blitzo is a tiny blip in his career

    • @sternritter_d
      @sternritter_d Год назад +2

      @@GregLemonsfr

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Год назад +11

      Put some respect to his name dangit

  • @That_avegeek_guy
    @That_avegeek_guy Год назад +551

    This is if blitzo owned a daycare 💀
    Edit: Guys thanks for the likes guys MOM IM FAMOUS

    • @lunarnigthmare1169
      @lunarnigthmare1169 Год назад +22

      It will be really funny if they make a short episode about.

    • @Urbroccliboiizuku
      @Urbroccliboiizuku Год назад +15

      Ide be a great teacher 😤

    • @That_avegeek_guy
      @That_avegeek_guy Год назад

      ​@@lunarnigthmare1169it would be awesome

    • @patriciaporcher7462
      @patriciaporcher7462 Год назад +16

      It makes it better since Brandon is Blitzø's voice actor

    • @AlsntLover
      @AlsntLover Год назад +5

      ​@@patriciaporcher7462so this is where I recognize that voice 😅

  • @TARKAZOOOOOOOOO
    @TARKAZOOOOOOOOO 11 дней назад +1

    I believe that Bryce is a person who likes to shout your fired at random people

  • @hakjob9847
    @hakjob9847 Год назад +38

    Now that's productivity. You're one helluva boss

    • @meganofsuburbia29
      @meganofsuburbia29 Год назад +6

      wait that’s actually so creative why does that have no likes

    • @hakjob9847
      @hakjob9847 Год назад

      @randy_marsh_lover im late to the party I guess 😅

    • @maneskingirlie
      @maneskingirlie Год назад +4

      That’s the best pun I’ve ever heard about Brandon’s work. I usually hate seeing helluva boss/blitz comments under his posts (despite watching helluva) , but this is the best.

    • @_falling.sky_
      @_falling.sky_ Год назад +1

      THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES

  • @Lady_gigiiii
    @Lady_gigiiii Год назад +596

    “Nobody cares about your dead dad Samantha”💀💀💀

    • @Noah-s7z4s
      @Noah-s7z4s Год назад +21

      The funny thing is that my cousins name is Samantha and her dad is dead and i showd her this vido lets just say she hates me now

    • @Thegamerandthereactor
      @Thegamerandthereactor Год назад +5

      My aunt’s name Samantha and her dad is also dead. So I can’t show her this.

    • @Rexning
      @Rexning Год назад +6

      That was the blitzo in her speaking

    • @MarilouLapaz-wp8xj
      @MarilouLapaz-wp8xj Год назад +3

      Me:*being named Samantha*
      Also me:*having no dad all my life💀

    • @M1LLY.X0X1
      @M1LLY.X0X1 Год назад

      My dad is died and his last word was: STOP BUYING ROBUX SAMANTHA

  • @RejectedHeroesMedia
    @RejectedHeroesMedia Год назад +24

    "pay attention cause Clifford got FIRED" 😂😂😂😂

  • @YHelloThereOldSport
    @YHelloThereOldSport 2 месяца назад +1

    That wig is incredible

  • @swaggertheduck
    @swaggertheduck Год назад +42

    Bro had beef with Samantha 💀

  • @Sillydollgirl
    @Sillydollgirl Год назад +27

    “Pay attention cause Clifferd just got fired” ☠️💀

  • @Billies-wife-24
    @Billies-wife-24 Год назад +149

    All I can imagine is blitzo teaching a bunch of kindergartens and them resenting his existence

    • @CrystalF4iry_K3MA
      @CrystalF4iry_K3MA 11 месяцев назад +4

      I feel like that should be a future episode called “moonlight chaos”

    • @CrystalF4iry_K3MA
      @CrystalF4iry_K3MA 11 месяцев назад +1

      Or smt like that but it would be cool to see that in the next 3 yrs or so❤

    • @nickmilano2516
      @nickmilano2516 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@CrystalF4iry_K3MA what the hell does moonlight have to do with it?

    • @XAX_WEPLAY
      @XAX_WEPLAY 11 месяцев назад

      O is silent

    • @Drago_Drawings
      @Drago_Drawings 9 месяцев назад

      @@XAX_WEPLAYwhen you pronounce it!
      Oh sorry let me correct myself ‘wen u pronounce I’

  • @Rui-Fafafu
    @Rui-Fafafu 2 месяца назад +1

    Brandon: "BINGO!"
    Also Brandon: "B-Y-N-G-O"

  • @_falling.sky_
    @_falling.sky_ Год назад +66

    I honestly find it funny how Bryce doesn't cuss around kids, it's like she actually cares lol

  • @soulresonance4073
    @soulresonance4073 Год назад +42

    The best cross-dresser in history😂

  • @kittygomeowmeow773
    @kittygomeowmeow773 Год назад +154

    I need a whole episode of her running a preschool 😂

    • @christianescamilla5205
      @christianescamilla5205 Год назад +2

      Him

    • @Spartey
      @Spartey Год назад +12

      @@christianescamilla5205well no shit Sherlock. Talking bout the character Brandon plays, not Brandon 💀

    • @matt37728
      @matt37728 Год назад +3

      For fucking real

    • @_falling.sky_
      @_falling.sky_ Год назад

      @@christianescamilla5205 the character is a girl

    • @sternritter_d
      @sternritter_d Год назад +1

      @@Spartey^

  • @Kingduc-w8y
    @Kingduc-w8y 2 месяца назад +1

    Nahh it’s crazy to say that Brandon is the voice of blitzø

  • @MysticTheFloofBall
    @MysticTheFloofBall Год назад +136

    As a person who has a dead dad and is named Samantha, I feel… actually a bit hurt… I’ll… go file the crayons…

    • @MeepMeep193
      @MeepMeep193 10 месяцев назад +9

      Noooooo Samantha!!

    • @Yourworstnightmare30-06
      @Yourworstnightmare30-06 9 месяцев назад

      HA. loser. ( . .)

    • @JustSomeEss
      @JustSomeEss 8 месяцев назад +3

      What did she just say (this is obviously a joke I’m so sorry)

    • @JustAWolf23
      @JustAWolf23 8 месяцев назад +1

      Tbh I'm actually in the same boat

    • @Sita-j7l
      @Sita-j7l 8 месяцев назад

      Same

  • @foxinsocks4693
    @foxinsocks4693 Год назад +36

    I noticed he didn’t curse at all in this video, which makes me think there was an entire class of preschoolers standing just offscreen and he didn’t wanna swear in front of them

  • @TamperedMarioBros
    @TamperedMarioBros Год назад +47

    Blitzo if he was a Kindergaten teacher:

  • @Nyxedmisfit
    @Nyxedmisfit Год назад +80

    To anyone confused, ​​⁠Brandon is a guy, but the character in the skit, is a woman. It’s an act. He’s not trans. It’s acting. Regardless, don’t be a snowflake and get offended by a man in feminine clothes.

  • @AmyAberrant
    @AmyAberrant 9 месяцев назад +143

    My least unhinged crush

    • @Jesterlee995
      @Jesterlee995 6 месяцев назад +2

      I like Helen the hall monitor more.

    • @starkidoooooo
      @starkidoooooo 6 месяцев назад +2

      nah because i kinda get it

    • @Batsweep
      @Batsweep 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Jesterlee995pleASE be joking 😭

    • @lorgnette3
      @lorgnette3 5 месяцев назад

      With ya, girl, with ya

  • @c_neila
    @c_neila Год назад +32

    The CEO beging better and putting more effort than the normal preschool teachers, we live for you Bryce!

  • @samiwamy
    @samiwamy 3 месяца назад +1

    As a Samantha I feel attacked 😂

  • @Bl00d_m00n9
    @Bl00d_m00n9 11 месяцев назад +196

    "Pay attention, cuz Clifford got fired!"
    😂😂😂

    • @Abu004
      @Abu004 7 месяцев назад +2

      For a second I thought he was gonna say "Pay attention because Clifford got FU-"

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Abu004dats even better.

    • @Bl00d_m00n9
      @Bl00d_m00n9 7 месяцев назад

      WAYYYY BETTER ​@@mistylover7398

    • @ItBeToasty
      @ItBeToasty 7 месяцев назад

      @@Abu004I believe it was intentional lmao being this characters said the f bomb many times in sentences close to that haha😂

  • @madisonschwenn3883
    @madisonschwenn3883 Год назад +27

    “No one cares about your dead dad Samantha” 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Jacksfilms_simp
      @Jacksfilms_simp Год назад +1

      Did you know that Cathy, aka, "a day with mom," has a daughter named Samantha, and we know that grandpa is Cathy's dad, we also know that grandpa is blame the hero, and blame is Sébastien, and Sébastien was at the same school Helen worked at, and who else was at that school? Samantha's brother Timmy

    • @Liam-g2p
      @Liam-g2p Год назад +1

      My sister is named Samantha and my dad is dead

    • @madisonschwenn3883
      @madisonschwenn3883 Год назад

      @@Liam-g2p oh I’m so sorry, I hope I didn’t offend you in anyway

    • @Nikki48905
      @Nikki48905 Год назад

      ​@@Liam-g2po so sorry for your dad😢😢

    • @cornstarch5920
      @cornstarch5920 Год назад

      but my dad ain’t dead mans💀💀💀

  • @Theatrekidsstuff
    @Theatrekidsstuff Год назад +3066

    This comment has made a war in the comments maybe i said the phrase wrong on purpose to piss you off or maybe i was right that the phrase was like this nobody knows heheh 😈

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 Год назад +67

      She's better at doing what she's supposed to do than Mindy Kaling's Velma.

    • @Theatrekidsstuff
      @Theatrekidsstuff Год назад +13

      @@estebangutierrez160true

    • @remainsunknown8196
      @remainsunknown8196 Год назад +7

      Isn't it supposed to be girlboss, gatekeep, gaslight?

    • @JenTilly96
      @JenTilly96 Год назад +24

      ​@@remainsunknown8196 no gaslight gatekeep girlboss.

    • @kevingluys3063
      @kevingluys3063 Год назад +4

      @@JenTilly96 it's girlboss, gatekeep, gaslight. What are you? Insane?
      Don't use this meme if you can't use it correctly.
      💋 ✌️

  • @Freckle-y87
    @Freckle-y87 3 месяца назад +3

    He sounds like Blitzø😂

  • @JansLikesCake
    @JansLikesCake Год назад +370

    “No one cares about your dead dad Samantha” 💀
    Edit: ok

    • @Walter-y3i
      @Walter-y3i Год назад +2

      That’s just sad

    • @babs2034
      @babs2034 Год назад

      ​@@Walter-y3iBRANDONS A SAVAGE😂🤣😂

    • @mariaguadalupeverver6469
      @mariaguadalupeverver6469 Год назад +2

      @@Walter-y3i that was not nice to Samantha Dead. Father That so rude and so heartbreaking You’re such a jerk

    • @DarkXalpha17
      @DarkXalpha17 Год назад

      @@mariaguadalupeverver6469 bruh it’s just a joke, it’s a made-up joke why are you taking it? Seriously

    • @Rock_and_ypawzy
      @Rock_and_ypawzy Год назад

      @@mariaguadalupeverver6469the owner of the video said that not them

  • @robbieking4070
    @robbieking4070 Год назад +204

    He’s now gonna be playing Katie Killjoy in Hazbin Hotel!

    • @sremirxd6634
      @sremirxd6634 Год назад +6

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yessss

    • @ZdotOnThat_94
      @ZdotOnThat_94 9 месяцев назад

      He Blitzø, so now he gonna be Katie. He voices what he acts like. RUclips wise😂 AssHole energy

  • @Xaiquyn
    @Xaiquyn Год назад +219

    I'm just imagining Blitzo doing all of this, and the thought of Blitzo in a preschool terrifies me

    • @lavaigneous.
      @lavaigneous. Год назад +8

      Same lol

    • @myawilliamson1733
      @myawilliamson1733 Год назад +8

      Same, it truly is a terrifying thought

    • @MONKEYMAN01019
      @MONKEYMAN01019 Год назад +6

      One of the best teachers

    • @Official_Sarkaisium
      @Official_Sarkaisium Год назад +8

      That would quite literally be “lit”

    • @nezuko436
      @nezuko436 Год назад +5

      I just said that honestly I could see him doing this but then everybody would be dead like that. One time he shot a child and used the line well Christ on a stick. Looks like there is a god

  • @Seek9875
    @Seek9875 5 месяцев назад +1

    I wanna go back to preschool because of this 💀

  • @ashleytrout7452
    @ashleytrout7452 Год назад +35

    Bryce is looking stunning today, more than usual

  • @randomperson6454
    @randomperson6454 Год назад +147

    Brandon is basically the closest we'll get to a real life Roger Smith.

    • @rebeccanovarese2707
      @rebeccanovarese2707 Год назад

      For real tho. Lol

    • @espada06143
      @espada06143 Год назад

      It'd be great if Brandon gets to star on the show like maybe a rival for Roger?? Ooooo the possibilities 😂

  • @Oulton_Radiers
    @Oulton_Radiers Год назад +183

    “bInGo 😁” got me dying 😂😂😂

  • @carolinebeilby1408
    @carolinebeilby1408 4 дня назад +1

    Bingo got me and the end❤🎉😊

  • @speccowo
    @speccowo Год назад +60

    Are we ever going to see the final episode of Bryce? I love her so much.

  • @HatAttackRoblox
    @HatAttackRoblox 11 месяцев назад +17

    Yo Samantha getting traumatized with this one 🗣️🔥🔥

  • @Justaslowgti
    @Justaslowgti Год назад +61

    it hurts seeing so many people referring to him as blitzs voice actor

    • @sabrel4975
      @sabrel4975 Год назад +6

      Yeah, he does other stuff too

    • @sternritter_d
      @sternritter_d Год назад +1

      yeah…

    • @Stinky_Coyote
      @Stinky_Coyote 11 месяцев назад

      I know that he does other stuff but like I can’t get blitz out of my head-

    • @Willowima
      @Willowima 11 месяцев назад +4

      Fr like he’s a person 😭

    • @nobel5019
      @nobel5019 10 месяцев назад

      now I know why its been buggin me

  • @NolanMueller-ph2xl
    @NolanMueller-ph2xl 5 месяцев назад +1

    Fuck if I had Blitzo as my preschool teacher that’d be dope

  • @Itz_scarlet_red
    @Itz_scarlet_red Год назад +47

    Blitzø as a kindergarten teacher:

    • @aajacobs10
      @aajacobs10 Год назад +1

      Fact that he is the one that plays blitzø

    • @Itz_scarlet_red
      @Itz_scarlet_red Год назад +2

      @@aajacobs10 I know

    • @aajacobs10
      @aajacobs10 Год назад +2

      @@Itz_scarlet_red oh sorry (Not in a rude way)

    • @Itz_scarlet_red
      @Itz_scarlet_red Год назад +1

      @@aajacobs10 It’s ok :]

    • @aajacobs10
      @aajacobs10 Год назад +3

      If Blitzø was my teacher or sub teacher I would be Happy :)

  • @mudconsumer
    @mudconsumer Год назад +51

    Absolutely loved meeting Brandon at Comic-Con this year, dudes a legend.

  • @Torisrandomeditz
    @Torisrandomeditz 11 месяцев назад +32

    Child: so when is snack time?

    • @Drago_Drawings
      @Drago_Drawings 9 месяцев назад +9

      Bryce: YOURE FIRED!

    • @DaBakedToast
      @DaBakedToast 7 месяцев назад +3

      Bryce: Whenever you want it's America, sweetie. Make sure to make a mess too, cuz I'm not the one cleaning it up!

    • @Okami_Amaterasu
      @Okami_Amaterasu 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@DaBakedToastMe: BET!!!

  • @NewzNow1
    @NewzNow1 2 месяца назад

    Finally, someone truly deserving of the Teacher of the Year award!

  • @gaymer4rmmeletis
    @gaymer4rmmeletis Год назад +32

    Bryce can teach this young generation so many things! Thank you Bryce…. For the children! 😂

    • @transphobic_for_a_reason5643
      @transphobic_for_a_reason5643 Год назад

      Bro probably teaches kids how to be predators

    • @smilinmadman
      @smilinmadman Год назад +2

      ​@transphobic_for_a_reason5643 Damn bro. Just becoming a self fulling prophesy aren't you? You know Brandon isn't a drag queen but a comedian...right? His comedy isn't meant for children, so if your child is watching Brandon Rogers, then you've failed as a parent.

    • @Mm2_sunmi
      @Mm2_sunmi Год назад

      @@smilinmadmanmy sis watched this bc it came on her home page

    • @_falling.sky_
      @_falling.sky_ Год назад +1

      @@transphobic_for_a_reason5643 You know Brandon isn't a drag queen but a comedian and an actor...right? His comedy isn't meant for children. That's why his videos are age restricted, So if your kid watches him, that's your fault.

  • @mssuzana1
    @mssuzana1 9 месяцев назад +43

    Not me realizing your the voice actor of Katie killjoy and blitzo

  • @zenny7479
    @zenny7479 Год назад +91

    I would love to maximize play time!

  • @levibook14
    @levibook14 5 месяцев назад +1

    Lol this was my first time seeing Brandon 😂

  • @nopeee405
    @nopeee405 Год назад +35

    the confidence when Bryce talks is always so weird and cool

  • @suzie-snail
    @suzie-snail Год назад +101

    As a preschool teacher, I can confirm this is exactly what my job is like

    • @dracobruhma
      @dracobruhma Год назад

      a dude in drag teaching preschoolers?
      god i hope not

    • @theroboticfizzarolli3251
      @theroboticfizzarolli3251 Год назад +2

      So you're saying that you have to tell a kid named Samantha that no one cares about their dead dad?

    • @suzie-snail
      @suzie-snail Год назад

      @@theroboticfizzarolli3251 yes, this is exactly what I'm saying

    • @theroboticfizzarolli3251
      @theroboticfizzarolli3251 Год назад

      @@suzie-snail Man, then I want to be a pre-school teacher!

  • @juliet6436
    @juliet6436 10 месяцев назад +20

    “ pay attention, Clifford got fired” has me laughing so hard I fell to the inner core of the earth.💀💀

  • @Melanie.fan.forev3r
    @Melanie.fan.forev3r 2 месяца назад +1

    "No one cares about your dead dad Samantha😊❤" got me rolling out of my room😭🤌

  • @Jacksfilms_simp
    @Jacksfilms_simp Год назад +21

    When she says, "No one cares about your dead dad, Samantha," we know that Cathy has a daughter named Samantha

    • @_falling.sky_
      @_falling.sky_ Год назад +1

      Yea it's basically common knowledge at this point

  • @Kai_Krenchin.646fragger
    @Kai_Krenchin.646fragger Год назад +23

    He acts more like his character than actual actors off set on a daily basis 😭

  • @oreoyin-yan8414
    @oreoyin-yan8414 11 месяцев назад +39

    My question is... How does he slay so well in the heels? Last I tried heels I nearly broke my ankle😅

    • @ghosthotel1330
      @ghosthotel1330 7 месяцев назад

      practice and having the luck of a dumb ass.

  • @Th3_sleepyCritter
    @Th3_sleepyCritter 7 месяцев назад +5

    BINGO! Why was that so cute 😭😭😭

  • @Angel-qv8ke
    @Angel-qv8ke Год назад +274

    “No one cares about your dead dad Samantha”
    Dang that was personal 💀
    Edit1: thanks for the 121 likes
    Edit2: k I know it’s not much but idc thanks for the 152 likes it’s prob the most I had (ppl never like my comments
    Edit 3: dang, 252

    • @NoOne-sx5nr
      @NoOne-sx5nr Год назад

      But they actually act like that

    • @bbbryn
      @bbbryn Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @KELLIEEEE386
      @KELLIEEEE386 Год назад

      My friend named Samantha doesn't have a dad💀💀

    • @Dr.-wing
      @Dr.-wing Год назад

      @@KELLIEEEE386wow they really went after you friend

    • @KELLIEEEE386
      @KELLIEEEE386 Год назад

      @@Dr.-wing fr

  • @barbaravaldezprados3522
    @barbaravaldezprados3522 Год назад +5

    THE QUEEN OF HEARTS HAS RETURNED TO US.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @logantyree6103
    @logantyree6103 Год назад +21

    If Blitzo ran a preschool in hell

    • @OmgtheykilledDarian_
      @OmgtheykilledDarian_ Год назад

      True

    • @KoleAlexander
      @KoleAlexander Год назад

      yes. the pour kids that have to go there because come-on stolas would go the to see him so the horror in my head.

  • @heitunglun6748
    @heitunglun6748 2 месяца назад +1

    If Blitz became a teacher😂😂

  • @Mcybunny
    @Mcybunny Год назад +6

    “No cares about your died dad Samantha”
    Dang that was personal

    • @samiegordon6903
      @samiegordon6903 Год назад +1

      THAT PART!! I was just minding my business, watching shorts, then Brandon had to personally attack me XD

    • @_falling.sky_
      @_falling.sky_ Год назад

      @@samiegordon6903 you poor soul lol