Why Germany Hates Winter

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • Twitch: / dankus_memecus
    Germany got stalled in the winter and we decided to do the funny.
    Lots of good banter this game :D
    Edited by Dijon Dillan.

Комментарии • 190

  • @Ispeedymg
    @Ispeedymg 2 года назад +380

    Someone: says some shit Dankus doesn’t like
    Dankus; *speaks the language of the old ones mockingly*

  • @gru6237
    @gru6237 2 года назад +669

    When oman world conquest?

  • @doesnotreallymatterr
    @doesnotreallymatterr 2 года назад +117

    I literally thought that would turn out into Berlin-Moscow Alliance, lmao

    • @darthimperious1594
      @darthimperious1594 2 года назад +12

      That would've been some funny shit. Probably forbidden by the rules, as that means game over for the Allies.

    • @robinruppert1554
      @robinruppert1554 2 года назад +3

      I thought moscow tokyo axis

  • @epicgamer9738
    @epicgamer9738 2 года назад +175

    “I had a women cut my hair”

  • @MMenyan
    @MMenyan 2 года назад +149

    nice city placement on that thumbnail map

    • @whinycat4438
      @whinycat4438 2 года назад +8

      Stalingrad=salsk

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 года назад +52

      country ball didnt fit otherwise :D

    • @romaboo6218
      @romaboo6218 2 года назад +1

      @@DankusMemecus where did ladoga go?

    • @MMenyan
      @MMenyan 2 года назад +1

      @@DankusMemecus yesz i realised but complained abt it anyway :DD

  • @Nostradumlbass
    @Nostradumlbass 2 года назад +194

    "Yeah, Canada is like northern USA" as a Canadian i must admit... hes not wrong.

    • @songcramp66
      @songcramp66 2 года назад +11

      Certainly can't say that about Quebec though.

    • @oattyrant2035
      @oattyrant2035 2 года назад +4

      I will now address them as such

    • @Nostradumlbass
      @Nostradumlbass 2 года назад +26

      @@songcramp66 You mean Louisiana of the north?

    • @kregzcito6112
      @kregzcito6112 2 года назад +4

      @@Nostradumlbass No, far-west France

    • @hassetjifrebro8222
      @hassetjifrebro8222 2 года назад +6

      @@Nostradumlbass I never think of Quebec as a European when thinking of Canada. I’m aware of their existence as the hon hon hon Canadians but nah not much more lol. But Canada still seems vastly different from america in many ways, clearly more influenced by Britain and ‘Euro’ mindset that’s kinda mixed with the yanks.

  • @korbiq3039
    @korbiq3039 2 года назад +201

    Dankus when only fans account?

  • @chaos7547
    @chaos7547 2 года назад +15

    "Doesn't that swedish steamer want to date you" leaves

  • @reginoldthornberry2199
    @reginoldthornberry2199 2 года назад +63

    This game is prior to the nsb update from 2 weeks ago. When are we getting new content; I want to see the meme'ing from all the new systems in the update.

    • @thaimapping
      @thaimapping 2 года назад +5

      Can’t wait for the transport planes

    • @lampdust1016
      @lampdust1016 2 года назад +8

      I think they are just using a mod and went to past game version because that is what a lot of people are doing because they don’t want to learn the new combat widths or meta

    • @starwars1022
      @starwars1022 2 года назад +3

      @@lampdust1016 nah because the new update is broken in so many ways and those mods fix most of the errors

    • @derekhunter-reed3888
      @derekhunter-reed3888 2 года назад +2

      @@lampdust1016 Bokoen1 Already said in his stream at the beginning of the game for their first hoi4 NSB game that they were banning transport planes because they're busted. Each multiplayer game that I play I'm advising the same rule as well. The New DLC played in the traditional sense is stilll 100% Usable without transport planes if you do it right. Just need to learn to stack the stats!

  • @Vshiftv
    @Vshiftv 2 года назад +31

    when they find out about a certain someone dankus be like -_-

    • @Enward834
      @Enward834 2 года назад

      Who and what? And I guess why

  • @Charles-In-Charge
    @Charles-In-Charge 2 года назад +37

    I don’t know what Alta means, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

    • @m2n133
      @m2n133 2 года назад +20

      Its like “dude”

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 2 года назад +8

      They also sometimes mention an old manager

    • @stunn5762
      @stunn5762 2 года назад +5

      "directish" translation would be "old one"
      Has about as many uses in german as the word fu** in english, needs to be paired with either intonation or gestures to change the meaning.
      I´d argue that the origin came from calling ones best friend "Alter", "Alte" (female) is usually used to refer to ones wife/girlfriend

  • @blahmaster6k
    @blahmaster6k 2 года назад +9

    Ah, yes. The garrison exploit being allowed is hilarious.

  • @heliowolf5042
    @heliowolf5042 2 года назад +37

    How does he have 450 factories before 1940? All I have been doing is building infrastructure and civs but I only have like 100 civs by '39.

    • @emie9858
      @emie9858 2 года назад +46

      It's a mod that adds more factories and resources but makes each individual factory worth less or something. The mod is based off of a modified version of the Total War modI think

    • @steeliuscup4803
      @steeliuscup4803 2 года назад +14

      What Emie said but even then 100 civs in 39 is kinda yikes

    • @darthimperious1594
      @darthimperious1594 2 года назад +7

      The only infrastructure you should build is in the very beginning before you swap to War Economy. After that, infrastructure isn't worth it.

    • @captnliberty2314
      @captnliberty2314 2 года назад +1

      infra building is very inefficient

    • @heliowolf5042
      @heliowolf5042 2 года назад +2

      @@captnliberty2314 really? It's cheaper than a civ and each level adds 20% build speed. If you build 10 civs in a state isn't that a great return?

  • @blake7756
    @blake7756 2 года назад +27

    shit dankus is kinda cute without headphones or hat

  • @Mr_Zoomy
    @Mr_Zoomy 2 года назад +1

    Macca Boom Boom pow is now my favourite quote

  • @lacelessshoes2413
    @lacelessshoes2413 2 года назад +8

    Do a game as Poland in the total war mod. It would be awesome to see you hold and later go on the offensive.

  • @tim.irgendwas8669
    @tim.irgendwas8669 2 года назад +12

    Pls no Step back Multiplayer

  • @phaze7843
    @phaze7843 2 года назад +13

    0:45 as a Canadian I take offense to this

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 2 года назад

      We don't want to be associated with.... whatever the hell you're doing up there.

    • @genetornu-phi2162
      @genetornu-phi2162 2 года назад

      I am so sorry but hats do not talk.

    • @otherhorizon8193
      @otherhorizon8193 2 года назад

      Hey it's okay we aren't your overlords... China is. We'll liberate you for the Western half of Canada.

    • @STEP107
      @STEP107 2 года назад

      wait until we take revenge for 1812🙏🏻

    • @theultimatepielord8697
      @theultimatepielord8697 2 года назад

      I'm sorry, which nation got the women's soccer goal in Tokyo?

  • @gzxvalton5894
    @gzxvalton5894 2 года назад

    Dankus: Vented ?
    Vented: Wazzuuupp bro
    😂😂😂

  • @korbiq3039
    @korbiq3039 2 года назад +9

    Japan is real chad

  • @MineXplousion
    @MineXplousion 2 года назад +5

    8:48 Dankus i think you should do a twitch where u conect whit the people in your comunity , i really feel that message

  • @bringitdawg5082
    @bringitdawg5082 2 года назад +2

    Finally, I video title not piggybacking off of bokoens channel

  • @ryankolbe365
    @ryankolbe365 2 года назад +29

    Is it just me or can you basically breeze through single player with the close support gun, fighter and cas 2 and spamming railways?

    • @matthewang8934
      @matthewang8934 2 года назад +5

      CAS can't get intercepted afaik, close support guns become somewhat infantry killers. But not sure about the fighters and railways, but fuckin' hell, you can get Modern Tank immediately after Light Tanks 41, Paradox still needs to work on their DLC.

    • @user-xh9pu2wj6b
      @user-xh9pu2wj6b 2 года назад +10

      @@matthewang8934 "CAS can't get intercepted afaik" it most definitely can or else spamming out CAS would've been the meta.

    • @ryankolbe365
      @ryankolbe365 2 года назад +4

      @@user-xh9pu2wj6b spamming Cas is the meta irl just saying

    • @user-xh9pu2wj6b
      @user-xh9pu2wj6b 2 года назад +5

      @@ryankolbe365 hoi4 is as far from IRL as can be for a grand strategy game.

    • @ryankolbe365
      @ryankolbe365 2 года назад +3

      @@user-xh9pu2wj6b conceptually no its pretty on the money for the time period it means to depict. Calling for fire will always be the most important skill a soldier can have.

  • @simonl446
    @simonl446 2 года назад +4

    Dankus looking like a swedish normie right now

  • @PayThePiperSP
    @PayThePiperSP 2 года назад

    14:00 I just know he's talking about Miss Congeniality, great movie

  • @A_Baguette_
    @A_Baguette_ Год назад +1

    wholesome vid :) love the Tokoy-Moscow Alliance

  • @l_MIK_l
    @l_MIK_l 2 года назад +8

    Where is the mega campaign Dankus 🇴🇲

  • @thepowerofsand6180
    @thepowerofsand6180 2 года назад +1

    Dankus is going to be Swedens Trade Minister

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 2 года назад +13

    0:53 Says the guy from North Denmark
    (I'm not hating it's just a joke)

    • @Akis90Gr
      @Akis90Gr 2 года назад +2

      It was... until you explained it in fear of triggering people :P

  • @explosivelimejuice6111
    @explosivelimejuice6111 2 года назад

    Dankus moving up in the world it seems

  • @roedagardet
    @roedagardet 2 года назад

    Dankus diplomacy god

  • @Flow86767
    @Flow86767 2 года назад +3

    When the no steps back multiplayer?

  • @chad1782
    @chad1782 2 года назад +5

    Why not no step back multiplayer ??😢

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 2 года назад

    1:00 ah yes based Dankus

  • @captnliberty2314
    @captnliberty2314 2 года назад +1

    Another Dankus no inf Russia build

  • @golved
    @golved 2 года назад +1

    the earlybird gets the tonk ;)

  • @vverbov22
    @vverbov22 5 месяцев назад

    We take one minor at a time

  • @victortran4561
    @victortran4561 2 года назад

    They actually got Stalingraded, and got murked in the caucuses, “ItS FoR HiStOrIcAly AccUrAtE”

  • @poland3318
    @poland3318 2 года назад +2

    I like dankus with long hair

  • @KrokLP
    @KrokLP 2 года назад +1

    Honestly should have just done Berlin-Moscow axis

    • @justincris1685
      @justincris1685 2 года назад

      More like Tokyo-Moscow co prosperity sphere

  • @61mekin48
    @61mekin48 2 года назад

    "If you could change one thing about the world what would it bE"

  • @fernandosansadera7532
    @fernandosansadera7532 2 года назад

    El Fernet con Coca-Cola es la bebida mas rica del mundo

  • @cookiecraze1310
    @cookiecraze1310 2 года назад +2

    Tokyo-Moscow alliance when?

  • @witchdoctor9269
    @witchdoctor9269 2 года назад +2

    Winter

  • @niclbicl
    @niclbicl 2 года назад +2

    Very cool video

  • @tobinrose2330
    @tobinrose2330 2 года назад

    Yes OMAN WORLD CONQUEST

  • @scotishgonehigh6370
    @scotishgonehigh6370 2 года назад +1

    have you heard of the new transports planes

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 года назад +1

      no i didnt make a video just going over the new transports

  • @takodasherman2433
    @takodasherman2433 2 года назад

    Finland got rolled

  • @arturmartincovschi9901
    @arturmartincovschi9901 2 года назад

    We need our Oman world conquest

  • @Sebastian_Herrera124
    @Sebastian_Herrera124 2 года назад

    Baldy boy

  • @mort_et_misere
    @mort_et_misere 2 года назад +7

    No Step Back MP when

    • @koppi9278
      @koppi9278 2 года назад +2

      I think they first want to learn all the new functions and whats the meta and stuff before they do mp with the new dlc

  • @LiterallyMe05
    @LiterallyMe05 2 года назад +4

    Was that stream pre nsb?

    • @Red-hs2gl
      @Red-hs2gl 2 года назад

      It was like 2 weeks ago

  • @callumbird2749
    @callumbird2749 2 года назад

    Going to be honest, I thought dankus was still bald.

  • @aaronator4d633
    @aaronator4d633 Год назад

    0:53 yeah you could also say Sweden is north Denmark buuuuuut anyways

  • @pcgaming7680
    @pcgaming7680 2 года назад

    no step back mp when

  • @mort_et_misere
    @mort_et_misere 2 года назад +2

    @9:00 enough to make a grown man cry

  • @techs7438
    @techs7438 2 года назад

    13:47 I got some Andrew Tate vibes from this hahahhahaha

  • @q.x.6537
    @q.x.6537 2 года назад

    Dankus dat movie is Miss Congeniality yah?

  • @smilychips4371
    @smilychips4371 2 года назад

    When gilbratar to Singapore

  • @torinjones3221
    @torinjones3221 Год назад

    0:44 if you're from America you're American. Doesnt matter what country.

  • @sirundying
    @sirundying 2 года назад +1

    wich mod is he playing ? because russia dont start with 104 civs

    • @piotr1p954
      @piotr1p954 2 года назад +1

      their finest bruh but I'm not 100% sure

  • @robertm.8653
    @robertm.8653 2 года назад

    USA is just Southern Canada

  • @ARCtrooper8248
    @ARCtrooper8248 2 года назад

    Yeah he's not wrong. Canada is USA-C

  • @ayham1732
    @ayham1732 Год назад

    What's the name of this mod?

  • @redlight6775
    @redlight6775 Год назад

    Half the time Canadians will stop and help you on the side of the road or they will just flip you off for no reason. Talk about a double life

  • @rares1559
    @rares1559 2 года назад

    wht are the mods dankus plays with

  • @jenspape1269
    @jenspape1269 2 года назад

    Why are you not playing on No setp back

  • @rainer5605
    @rainer5605 2 года назад

    whats the mods name

  • @kyanks
    @kyanks 2 года назад

    What mod is this?

  • @hjalmarfreidenvall1655
    @hjalmarfreidenvall1655 2 года назад

    Neat

  • @jinstronda2571
    @jinstronda2571 2 года назад

    Where new dlc

  • @akillerthought9538
    @akillerthought9538 2 года назад

    what mod is this TBF?

  • @djp-el5tv
    @djp-el5tv 2 года назад

    Please give us a new Russia guide

  • @sebastianszanto7966
    @sebastianszanto7966 2 года назад

    pls update USSr guide

  • @origincloned5860
    @origincloned5860 2 года назад

    Mod name?

  • @odindave6506
    @odindave6506 2 года назад

    Which nationality is dankus?

  • @shimavitz47
    @shimavitz47 Год назад

    😓 *Canadian*

  • @lukewatson9540
    @lukewatson9540 2 года назад +4

    Dankus 1st

  • @connorbolt6317
    @connorbolt6317 2 года назад

    disrespecting canada🙁😤

  • @suchterlp86
    @suchterlp86 2 года назад +1

    Unban me

  • @henrywalker8287
    @henrywalker8287 2 года назад +1

    you gotta stop adding these story times vlogs

  • @Ponter
    @Ponter 2 года назад +1

    Stop playing cs go and stream

  • @adamsaneh8454
    @adamsaneh8454 2 года назад +1

    2nd

  • @mr__music5719
    @mr__music5719 2 года назад

    Why are you still playing this outdated garbage and revert back. Everyone has moved on to the newer mechanics and DLC...

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 года назад +3

      i see youve never played a multiplayergame. first of all this is a game from before dlc dropped. second of all multiplayer doesnt work in vanilla and the competitive community needs to wait for modders to update the mods so that we can play games that arent 8-10 hour long with 100 desyncs.