5 Stages of Deer Hunting 🦌

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  • @ton6473
    @ton6473 4 года назад +1419

    Stage 6: *A DOE WILL DO*

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 4 года назад +36

      They taste about the same as a buck.

    • @ton6473
      @ton6473 4 года назад +20

      @@nelzelpher2088 Yeah I know, usually if I'm hunting or if someone I know is hunting they're usually going for a buck. Mostly because we mount them.

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 4 года назад +14

      @@ton6473 to bad it's crazy illegal to hunt one. It's very difficult to hide a doe carcass from the government.

    • @ton6473
      @ton6473 4 года назад +11

      @@nelzelpher2088 I don't mean to cross boundaries but do you mind telling me what state you live in?

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 4 года назад +8

      @@ton6473 no boundaries crossed. I live Minnesota.

  • @calebscott1175
    @calebscott1175 4 года назад +2287

    One of theese days I’ll be able to distinguish a 2 pound squirrel from a 220 pound buck walking through the woods lol

    • @thelouster680
      @thelouster680 4 года назад +13

      @nunya bidness 2 thumbs up

    • @nolanbelt6985
      @nolanbelt6985 4 года назад +32

      Ya it gets easier listen to the way it moves,a squirrel sounds like something getting dragged through the woods and a deer walking sounds like individual steps

    • @daledunmire9546
      @daledunmire9546 4 года назад +20

      The deer are silent

    • @preflightdrip8672
      @preflightdrip8672 4 года назад +25

      The problem is that the buck walks and the little annoying squirrel keeps jumping up and down to drive you to the point of blasting em

    • @donbaker7160
      @donbaker7160 4 года назад +6

      I don't hunt, but have many friends that do. And this sounds pretty accurate from what they say lol

  • @warriorsmustang1784
    @warriorsmustang1784 4 года назад +1977

    Or hearing 20 shots every hour but nothing comes your way

    • @morgan_drui
      @morgan_drui 4 года назад +21

      WarriorsMustang17 the worst.😢

    • @chuckbrueck3125
      @chuckbrueck3125 4 года назад +72

      Especially when its archery season.

    • @irishbuck5848
      @irishbuck5848 4 года назад +9

      @@chuckbrueck3125 GOOD 1 👍

    • @samuelclark2434
      @samuelclark2434 4 года назад +17

      Most of the time thats just dumbasses shooting for no reason

    • @dgoutdoorschannel
      @dgoutdoorschannel 4 года назад +5

      Totally agree man saw a ten point one week before gun season opening day of gun season not a dang deer that afternoon

  • @bubzzd3545
    @bubzzd3545 4 года назад +943

    "Why is every bush shaped like a deer.."

  • @Berbs73
    @Berbs73 4 года назад +2235

    You know how the Amish hunt for deer?
    They sneak up on one and build a barn around it.

    • @landonxollins5812
      @landonxollins5812 4 года назад +101

      Lmfaooo just hundreds of little sheds scattered in the woods 🥴🤣🤣

    • @nickgee7291
      @nickgee7291 4 года назад +85

      Omggg that joke is hilarious, I told it to all my friends and gave u no credit. But thanks, everyone loved it

    • @rjmiller6726
      @rjmiller6726 4 года назад +33

      Former Amish here, thats freakin hilarious😂😂

    • @Berbs73
      @Berbs73 4 года назад +10

      RJ McMaster Glad to see you escaped. 👍🏼

    • @ileaddeaths
      @ileaddeaths 4 года назад +11

      Wrong lol they hunt deer year round

  • @mnirwin5112
    @mnirwin5112 3 года назад +190

    Reminds me of a story a former boss told ... he'd gone out hunting wild turkeys and dozed off, propped up against a tree. When he woke up, he found a small group of wild turkeys gathered around him, staring at him with considerable puzzlement.

    • @AskAI958
      @AskAI958 2 года назад

      Such a beautiful story

    • @TheBlankJoker
      @TheBlankJoker 2 года назад +10

      I have a similar story but with deer. I was also slumped up against a tree passed out. I woke up and got up to stretch when a 6 point buck practically walked up to me. Like 10ish yards away from me. I think I was like 13 and it was my first time hunting with a firearm. I got buck fever and didn't shoot.

    • @mysteriousj3019
      @mysteriousj3019 2 года назад +4

      *wakes up*
      Turkeys: Do uh.. do you know how this works? Cause this ain't it, chief.

    • @laurakiner3942
      @laurakiner3942 2 года назад +3

      Same thing happened to my dad except instead of turkey, it was a buck. The only reason he woke up because the deer step on him so dad shot the buck as payback.

    • @davidvallee234
      @davidvallee234 9 месяцев назад

      Last week, I fell asleep in my deer stand and woke up about to go inside but to my amazement, two deer were like 25 yards away and I got my first deer!

  • @truckingham3233
    @truckingham3233 4 года назад +880

    You forgot one! 8:00 AM: get seated in stand. 8:02 AM: "boy, that was one good bologna sandwich"

    • @remeark101
      @remeark101 4 года назад +96

      Spend 20 minutes the night before making a nice lunch. Eat it all for breakfast.

    • @thomaswalton4262
      @thomaswalton4262 4 года назад +14

      Holy shit I do this every damn time

    • @ther3aper561
      @ther3aper561 4 года назад +11

      I'm not a hunter but s good buddy of mine is, and this is him every time lmfao

    • @gwmier
      @gwmier 4 года назад

      Every time!

    • @samuel6234
      @samuel6234 3 года назад

      @@lanemendenhall1717 same, I was wondering if it was unusual to be in the stand by 4:30-5

  • @hunteronnen5000
    @hunteronnen5000 3 года назад +432

    stage 6: all the deer come out about 1 minute after legal shooting time is over

    • @jev8665
      @jev8665 3 года назад +20

      I guess I'm about to break the law

    • @charlie21gunner87
      @charlie21gunner87 3 года назад +10

      @@jev8665 stage 7: Close your eyes again, it's bought to get bright.

    • @traegoins6903
      @traegoins6903 3 года назад +8

      Me a couple months later with my new mount: "wanna see the most illegal thing i own"

    • @charlie21gunner87
      @charlie21gunner87 3 года назад

      @@traegoins6903 LOL,, looks pretty dark in that photo.

    • @mississippiredneck2860
      @mississippiredneck2860 3 года назад +1

      From now on I'll carry my 243 and AR15 in case they do that because who cares about a game warden I done it before hell it was only a minute haha

  • @calebherman8877
    @calebherman8877 3 года назад +161

    When its getting light out and you realize that giant buck you've been staring at is a bush

    • @brandondunnegan3890
      @brandondunnegan3890 2 года назад +1

      Every single morning. And two seconds later im like every single time I hunt this section I think your a deer. Thats it im cutting you down today. Then I forget about it in 20 minutes. And the cycle starts all over the next morning

    • @tinchothegreat3743
      @tinchothegreat3743 2 года назад

      My dad stalked a piece of trunk for over 30 minutes before realizing it wasn't a deer sleeping 😂

  • @deadkosherjoker7350
    @deadkosherjoker7350 4 года назад +266

    Hunted an 8 hour day one time came out for lunch went back for a hour or two woke up in 20 degree weather at 11 at night😂😂

    • @sargentdoggo297
      @sargentdoggo297 4 года назад +13

      Dead Kosher Joker I bet this is going to happen to me one day

    • @dustinpomeroy8817
      @dustinpomeroy8817 4 года назад +26

      Haha been there ,it had gotten dark and I woke up because I was cold.Couldnt find my gun or my backpack ,that shit was covered in snow.

    • @ChalkyHonky
      @ChalkyHonky 4 года назад +30

      I woke up hanging from my harness one day

    • @mississippislayem5449
      @mississippislayem5449 4 года назад +7

      NPC DEPLORABLE32 damn man how the hell that happened

    • @ChalkyHonky
      @ChalkyHonky 4 года назад +15

      @@mississippislayem5449 my dumbass fell asleep on a hanging stand

  • @dustinpomeroy8817
    @dustinpomeroy8817 4 года назад +677

    You forgot the stage where daybreaks and all you see is orange and there's 12 of you hunting the same spot.

    • @faceripper77
      @faceripper77 4 года назад +21

      😂 that sounds horrible

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 3 года назад +17

      Just start whistling dueling banjos and the other hunters will go away,........unless....

    • @ligmaballs5536
      @ligmaballs5536 3 года назад +1

      Been there lol

    • @brandondunnegan3890
      @brandondunnegan3890 2 года назад +2

      I never have that problem. And its why I stay away from public land

  • @DangleMyJanglzz
    @DangleMyJanglzz 4 года назад +477

    You forgot the “oh maybe I’ll see something bigger, I’ll wait”. I’ve had that happen too many times.

    • @GavinGroth
      @GavinGroth 4 года назад +13

      Brent Chaloupka always take your shot when you have it, I only am picky bow hunting, since the seasons so long.

    • @timmontagjr.3171
      @timmontagjr.3171 4 года назад +5

      I passed on a 5 opening morning and was second guessing it. Was worth it when I got an 8 in the evening though!

    • @stevenalford3796
      @stevenalford3796 4 года назад

      Never see it again 😂

    • @thunderbunny0-0
      @thunderbunny0-0 4 года назад +4

      I’ll shoot about anything where I come from. There’s an abundance of deer, but like no bucks at all, so if u see one that will score at least 110 u take it.

    • @jbra2342
      @jbra2342 3 года назад +6

      Thunderbunny you must be from Michigan. Think about what you said, typical Michigan mentality. Try shooting does and passing on those little bucks and maybe they’ll actually make it past their second birthday.

  • @MrCharliespence
    @MrCharliespence 4 года назад +121

    That’s...spot on. Squirrels turn into targets real quick.

  • @jeanmorin3247
    @jeanmorin3247 2 года назад +29

    What happened to me as I was very much motionless on a deer hunt is that two large woodpeckers came very near me (6 feet) and a family feud took place in front on my eyes. One (which I presumed to be the female) proceeded to give a 20-minute dressing down of a poor fellow who kept pecking the soil very guiltily, not saying a word. He had obviously done something very wrong of which he was very aware, and went through the chastising with resignation and humility. When my sympathy for him reached the level of compassion, I moved my gun and they both left in panic. To this day I think that that woodpecker guy must still wish to thank me...

    • @jdouce6074
      @jdouce6074 2 года назад

      Aw lol 😌
      Thank you on his behalf; his struggle was very real.

  • @connorjohnson9230
    @connorjohnson9230 4 года назад +73

    first light every stick looks like a bucks rack, getting cold af, hungry, having to crap, contemplating shooting a fox, and your all day sit turning into a 5 hour sit...

  • @oldgoat1890
    @oldgoat1890 4 года назад +29

    7:00 Thoughts of 10 pointers. 10:00 Thoughts of 8 pointers. 12:00 I know there are a couple 6 pointers here. 2:00 Gotta be a spike running around here.

    • @clange50
      @clange50 4 года назад

      More like 9:45, most of the guys are probably already back, f this. There aren't any deer. And head back inside.

  • @jakep4503
    @jakep4503 4 года назад +358

    Ever held back the temptation to shoot the squirrel you've been watching all day with a 30-06 after having no action?

    • @majormojo9830
      @majormojo9830 4 года назад +46

      I have pulled the trigger on a squirrel before. Exploded it all gone lmao

    • @randolphtolbert3825
      @randolphtolbert3825 4 года назад +31

      I carry a Browning 22 target pistol in my backpack for those noisy little critters.

    • @ChuckBeefOG
      @ChuckBeefOG 4 года назад +24

      I took the head off a spruce chicken with a .270win at 5yds after a shitty deer hunt. Not supposed to use centre fire for small game tho.

    • @patrickhaupt5723
      @patrickhaupt5723 4 года назад +10

      What happened to only shooting what you will eat? Killing a squirrel in its home because it's noisy? WTF dude, find something else to do. You're not a hunter, you're a killer.

    • @jakep4503
      @jakep4503 4 года назад +36

      @@patrickhaupt5723 Bruh, I'd never actually do it. Stop getting so pressed over a joke

  • @brentthomas2931
    @brentthomas2931 4 года назад +52

    Snoring: the involuntary grunt call.

  • @kevinb314
    @kevinb314 4 года назад +33

    When the sun is going down and Every shadow stump or rock looks like a deer!
    You should do more of these man! Just more stuff on hunting, maybe some on fishing too! Keep up the good work my dude.

  • @MegabyteMii
    @MegabyteMii 4 года назад +35

    I feel called out with the falling asleep bit. I was sitting with my dad in the blind and my eyes just kinda closed on their own and my dad took a picture of me with my head tilted back and mouth hanging open, snoring lmao

    • @tinchothegreat3743
      @tinchothegreat3743 2 года назад +1

      Oh, between my dad and I we have albums' worth of these. Haha. We always send them out to the family chat to burn eachother 🤣

    • @PhantomWolf-pd2qq
      @PhantomWolf-pd2qq Год назад +1

      I did this once too

  • @user-fw1un2cw7v
    @user-fw1un2cw7v 4 года назад +51

    Gotta love the guy at camp who wakes you up first morning “hey the DNR is here tell him you shot this deer.

  • @dabruiser7938
    @dabruiser7938 4 года назад +53

    The stage where you don’t have service and you must be alone with your thoughts👌😂

    • @kevinlappan323
      @kevinlappan323 4 года назад

      And that's scary lol

    • @dabruiser7938
      @dabruiser7938 4 года назад +5

      Scary but it’s freedom

    • @brandondunnegan3890
      @brandondunnegan3890 2 года назад

      Lmfao I know the feeling. I've spent so much time behind my house I know which tree I can get service in and how far up I need to go. And which trees I cant get service in. If people keep bothering me ill move to one of the trees I dont have service

  • @lukeescamilla9386
    @lukeescamilla9386 4 года назад +52

    I don’t know about y’all but I have gotten some of my best sleep in a deer blind at 5:00am when it is like 45 degrees

    • @jeffreylory602
      @jeffreylory602 2 года назад

      I shiver myself to sleep, but then. At least it’s warmer when I wake up lmao, and my snores sound like buck grunts 😂

    • @nathanchen4419
      @nathanchen4419 2 года назад

      I sleep 5 min shots then wake up from fking squirrels

  • @soredimond2741
    @soredimond2741 4 года назад +215

    Im 11 years old and im hoping to get my first deer this year

    • @noahalvarenga1
      @noahalvarenga1 4 года назад +44

      You got it dude! I'm 22 and I'm hoping for the same thing #firsttime

    • @Dalton420
      @Dalton420 4 года назад +12

      Good luck to you!

    • @Dalton420
      @Dalton420 4 года назад +12

      @@noahalvarenga1 and you!

    • @soredimond2741
      @soredimond2741 4 года назад +11

      I missed a buck today

    • @soredimond2741
      @soredimond2741 4 года назад +8

      He was big

  • @inappropriatecontent2589
    @inappropriatecontent2589 4 года назад +99

    The monthly “maybe I should get into bow hunting” thoughts

    • @dereksmith3142
      @dereksmith3142 4 года назад +5

      Inappropriate Content ya and the checking the bank account to see if you can buy a bow the day after rifle season closes lol

    • @asunderwolf20
      @asunderwolf20 3 года назад +2

      Black powder gives extra time as well

    • @ILikeCatsMoreThanILikeYou
      @ILikeCatsMoreThanILikeYou 3 года назад +2

      Don't do it... It's even harder lol then that buck that's 70 yards away might as well be on the freaking moon.

    • @Kuhtlass
      @Kuhtlass 3 года назад +1

      @@ILikeCatsMoreThanILikeYou more like that buck 40 yards away should be on the moon, too many branches/trees.

    • @ColoradoStreaming
      @ColoradoStreaming 3 года назад +1

      @@Kuhtlass That and a 10mph cross wind is hell when aiming a compound bow.

  • @RedCandleWax24
    @RedCandleWax24 4 года назад +74

    Stage 2: is my kid old enough to hunt yet?

  • @yamati150
    @yamati150 4 года назад +100

    Love my deer season naps.

    • @morgan_drui
      @morgan_drui 4 года назад +3

      yamati150 don’t know why I can’t ever get one on day 1 so I can chill the rest of the time.

    • @hueynapalm
      @hueynapalm 4 года назад +6

      Deer season naps are the best sleep I've ever had.

    • @Asruie
      @Asruie 4 года назад +4

      Same lol

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 4 года назад +4

      How many times have you woken up to find a buck feeding in front of you unaware?

    • @yamati150
      @yamati150 4 года назад

      @@HubertofLiege None, but I snore... LOUD!!! :-)

  • @cannibal_redneck7109
    @cannibal_redneck7109 2 года назад +4

    Stage 6: Deer runs by you once you've packed up

    • @bradmoon2436
      @bradmoon2436 2 года назад

      Had that happen twice last year.

  • @Lakes-in2hv
    @Lakes-in2hv 4 года назад +25

    Lol... the random thoughts stage is true. Don’t forget the big buck hoof prints!

  • @eelson2
    @eelson2 3 года назад +7

    Went deer hunting for the first time a couple years back…. Glad to now know I did it right!!

  • @cjsmalls04
    @cjsmalls04 3 года назад +6

    “Maybe you should have brought your gun”
    Has got to be the best line in this while video

  • @santhiyapei5570
    @santhiyapei5570 3 года назад +4

    hysterical! ...and so true. the only thing missing is a deer walking past him slowly while he's asleep!

  • @Jake-vz8hs
    @Jake-vz8hs 4 года назад +323

    You left out the “Housing your entire flask of Jameson” because ain’t shit else to do but get sloshed.

  • @ShooterMcNut
    @ShooterMcNut 4 года назад +50

    Also the poop in the woods stage.

    • @wince_moeron
      @wince_moeron 4 года назад +17

      Hahah. Then you gut other guys looking at ur shit like wtf animal took that shit

    • @thenickfoxx
      @thenickfoxx 4 года назад

      @@wince_moeron hahahahaahaha

  • @gunnarborushaski7969
    @gunnarborushaski7969 3 года назад +3

    I swear, that freaking squirrel, I felt that in my soul.

  • @MrRdvs87
    @MrRdvs87 4 года назад +110

    You forgot the part about playing on your phone the entire time and trying to remember to look up every so often.

    • @iangrantz2251
      @iangrantz2251 4 года назад +7

      Think you're doing it wrong bud lol

    • @benrent6625
      @benrent6625 4 года назад +12

      Lol I've learned to minimize movement by staring at my phone and listening for movement..works for archery season at least lol

    • @MrRdvs87
      @MrRdvs87 4 года назад +2

      Na, that’s the way!

    • @bosstube9046
      @bosstube9046 3 года назад +10

      I've seen more deer doing that and reading a book than actually looking for them lol

    • @bamaslabin1512
      @bamaslabin1512 3 года назад +6

      Lmao I’m hunt in rn as I read this

  • @josefbleaux6724
    @josefbleaux6724 4 года назад +17

    Or how about when you FINALLY get settled in your climbing tree stand and your rifle falls 20 ft to the ground. Then you get all the way down to retrieve your rifle, get all the way back up the tree to realize the pulley rope is still on the ground. Then you go all the way the FK back down to tie the MFKing rope and you know every Buck in entire region is now LAUGHING their asses off. All before 7AM. I hate when that happens...

    • @lukasdoofus2592
      @lukasdoofus2592 3 года назад +1

      I've never once dropped my bow out of a stand,it would be even more dangerous to do that with a gun. How the hell do you even drop it when you tie a rope too it and pull it up once your already in the tree

    • @brandondunnegan3890
      @brandondunnegan3890 2 года назад +2

      At that point my day would be done and I'd go check my zero. I cant say I've never fell out of a tree. But I've never dropped my rifle. I've fallen out of a tree saving my rifle but it never hit the ground and I layer there about an hour before I walked home.

  • @Moosecop32
    @Moosecop32 4 года назад +1

    I just discovered your channel this morning and have been watching videos nonstop🤣😂 Stop filming my life!!! This is my new favorite channel. Keep up the greatness!

  • @mooseknucklegarage8439
    @mooseknucklegarage8439 4 года назад +11

    Stage one - walking to your stand in the dark and you gotta take a dump from too many Busch lattes the night before

  • @luke_mckay
    @luke_mckay 2 года назад +16

    Thinking every noise is a deer:
    "Dang squirrel... Go bother someone else."
    (After watching them play for 30 minutes)
    *I wonder how much of that squirrel would be left if I shot it with my 308... And if it would ruin my hunt...*

  • @cucknorris6497
    @cucknorris6497 4 года назад +30

    Or when you take a bite of a pop tart or sandwich and a 14 pointer walks by after you've been waiting 5 hrs and haven't seen anything. 😢😫

    • @traegoins6903
      @traegoins6903 3 года назад +1

      And then it promptly runs away

    • @davoshaunessy7481
      @davoshaunessy7481 3 года назад

      Don’t eat that pop tart uncooked under any circumstances

  • @clownworld4655
    @clownworld4655 3 года назад +2

    The boredom part is easy peasy when you were Army infantry and worked security. I can’t sit somewhere for days with nothing to do and only be mildly bored

  • @ViktoriousDead
    @ViktoriousDead 4 года назад +36

    I always heard about people who talked like y'all, now I know the legends were true

    • @iloveyew9984
      @iloveyew9984 4 года назад +7

      DukeOfTennessee117 hey now, keep er down south big guy

    • @gavinhopkins9948
      @gavinhopkins9948 4 года назад +1

      You betcha, just don't take my pop from me and we'll be good

    • @ViktoriousDead
      @ViktoriousDead 4 года назад +4

      Gavin Hopkins you mean coke right? Everything's coke until you specify further

    • @iloveyew9984
      @iloveyew9984 4 года назад +3

      DukeOfTennessee117 how bout you go fuck your self eh guy?

    • @FLYIN_DAGGERZ
      @FLYIN_DAGGERZ 4 года назад

      This is every American accent ....every single person

  • @stacyswiss307
    @stacyswiss307 3 года назад +2

    Opening 30seconds is every Midwestern hunter

  • @thatguy1321
    @thatguy1321 3 года назад +4

    Am I the only one that scares my self on the walk to the truck at night and runs back to my vehicle ASAP checking behind myself every 10 feet because I imagine I’m being followed?

  • @masonmead9434
    @masonmead9434 4 года назад +11

    One time I was bow hunting on one side of a hill in the timber, my dad was about a half mile away on the other side, a big 10 pointer walks past me, and I got him, gutted him, loaded him up, and went to go get my dad, I got there and I see my dads quiver on the ground but his bow is with him in the tree stand. I say “What the hell happened” he said a big ol 10 pointer walked past and I went to grab an arrow and I dropped them, he saw my carcass and I said “This 10 pointer” he was so pissed at me lol😂😂😂

    • @jas1az18
      @jas1az18 3 года назад

      ha thats a good story!!

  • @kcwkembm
    @kcwkembm 4 года назад +11

    the squirrels are alot more territorial in the mountains. theres been times when we sit down for a few hours and a squirrel will chirp at us non stop. even start dropping stuff on us. it got to the point where we started taking a bb pistol with us to shoot them

    • @xX_Skraith_Xx
      @xX_Skraith_Xx 4 года назад

      Been there. Sitting in the swamp stand and have a squirrel in a tree 10 feet from my head barking non-stop. Oh, how I've fantasized what a 30-30 would do to a squirrel

    • @johnminer1407
      @johnminer1407 3 года назад +2

      Bow hunting, full camo, had a squirrel run over my arm. Scared the ... out of me!

  • @cnf6045
    @cnf6045 4 года назад +8

    Man, I remember when 'that squirrel' was pissing me off so much I was like 'alright. Damn squirrel comes out and sits still, I'm gonna throw a +p+ 45-70 bear load at it'. Unfortunately it decided to not sit still long enough.

  • @benjamincuevas199
    @benjamincuevas199 4 года назад +7

    I always take a book and fall asleep in the bushes. Then I tell everyone at the camp that there’s no deer out here.

  • @Totes_ma_Goat
    @Totes_ma_Goat 3 года назад +3

    🤣 The woodpecker brought back a memory from hunting once. Needless to say the woodpecker didn't make it out alive that trip.

  • @tylerf9206
    @tylerf9206 4 года назад +6

    Those damn squirrels though. They get me snapping my neck every direction.

  • @rubenroyer7829
    @rubenroyer7829 4 года назад +4

    I have rudely awakened myself with the snort while trying to sleep in the stand more than once. 😂

  • @ack5493
    @ack5493 4 года назад +11

    “Deers aren’t in trees”
    *yet*

  • @volsdeep
    @volsdeep 2 года назад +1

    That's a much nicer deer stand than I'm used to. If I fell asleep, I'm falling 20 ft.

  • @roydykens7376
    @roydykens7376 4 года назад +3

    I feel personally attacked by this relatable content.

  • @bryanvalencia4504
    @bryanvalencia4504 3 года назад +2

    Him forgetting his gun was the best part lol

  • @ZombieHunter28
    @ZombieHunter28 3 года назад +5

    As A Hunter, I Agree with This.

  • @unfilteredtruckistanian8637
    @unfilteredtruckistanian8637 3 года назад +2

    Thanks for giving me 3 more stages to my hunt

  • @basilmiller931
    @basilmiller931 4 года назад +14

    I know that feeling I wonder how many deer passed my tree with me dozing better yet how did I not fall out of that tree?

    • @johnminer1407
      @johnminer1407 3 года назад

      And that's why I now hunt in a ground blind!

  • @tomislavobrovac3257
    @tomislavobrovac3257 2 года назад +3

    This is accurate as hell.I haven't shoot anything all season and all I've seen is one roe deer that I couldn't get a good shot at. What's really frustrating is the area around my stand is riddled with tracks and signs of activity.

    • @brandondunnegan3890
      @brandondunnegan3890 2 года назад +2

      Most likely it's a nighttime area. Try moving 200 meters down the trail you might catch em

    • @mikem4700
      @mikem4700 2 года назад

      The deer have patterned you.

  • @outdoorsofeden
    @outdoorsofeden 3 года назад +8

    This past year was my first year deer hunting and all this happens, even the F*CKING SQUIRREL.

  • @sarahcuellar2450
    @sarahcuellar2450 3 года назад +1

    Hahaha the squirrels!! They do it to me in spring turkey hunts. Drives be crazy!

  • @CarsynKoenig
    @CarsynKoenig 4 года назад +6

    Your videos make em laugh so hard it is so funny because I'm from the Midwest (Nebraska).

    • @collinkuzelka9256
      @collinkuzelka9256 4 года назад

      Nebraska too where you from

    • @CarsynKoenig
      @CarsynKoenig 4 года назад

      *me
      And Superior

    • @CarsynKoenig
      @CarsynKoenig 4 года назад

      @@collinkuzelka9256 Superior

    • @collinkuzelka9256
      @collinkuzelka9256 4 года назад

      @@CarsynKoenig nice Hastings here

    • @TheBlank8234
      @TheBlank8234 4 года назад

      ... Does Nebraska consider themselves to be in the Midwest? I never thought so.

  • @yourfavoritgremlin
    @yourfavoritgremlin 5 месяцев назад

    "fvck that squirrel"
    Probably the most relatable thing ive heard all week

  • @Hercules1-v9m
    @Hercules1-v9m 3 года назад +3

    Forgot about getting bored after an hour and cracking a beer.

  • @evansanford2826
    @evansanford2826 3 года назад +1

    “you hear that behind me? thats a buck in those leaves” *squirrel behind the blind* 😂

  • @ashlynlagana3571
    @ashlynlagana3571 2 года назад +3

    Every noise is a squirrel,until it's not

  • @swampfox8379
    @swampfox8379 4 года назад +2

    Solid take, especially the squirrel. However, the finally settled in your stand but have to take a dump stage is missing.

  • @hidesitemg
    @hidesitemg 4 года назад +8

    Getting cold as sin should’ve been a stage

  • @mbah8011
    @mbah8011 3 года назад +1

    This is the video that made me a subscriber

  • @coltonhartleib1773
    @coltonhartleib1773 4 года назад +6

    Low for Sunday morning 4 degrees. The why the hell am I doing this stage will be strong. Bismarck, ND. 💪

  • @jacobross9478
    @jacobross9478 4 года назад +1

    Only god knows why a 2 pound squirrel sounds like a 250 pound buck walking through the timber

  • @libertyforever4270
    @libertyforever4270 4 года назад +11

    Rifle?
    I thought he was going to use his Bowie knife.

  • @chasingthefish9042
    @chasingthefish9042 4 года назад +1

    I love deer hunting naps.

  • @TheStupidityBuster
    @TheStupidityBuster 4 года назад +4

    My third grade teacher was legit Ms. Johnson LMAO

  • @tannerrienbolt3143
    @tannerrienbolt3143 4 года назад

    Those deer blind naps hit different

  • @mplsfarmer
    @mplsfarmer 4 года назад +4

    Midwest deer hunting is strange to me. I grew up in Montana and my father and I would drive to a mountain and climb the ridge before sunrise. We would see the deer in the valley below and shoot them. Sometimes we would walk on opposite sides of a coulee and flush out a deer that way. But we would never, ever sit in a blind or a tree and wait for a deer to wander by. How mind-numbing! I never ever remember getting skunked. In fact we were usually back home by noon. Nowadays I’ve found the easiest way to hunt deer is to travel the highway through eastern Montana at night. I’ve gotten four of them that way without a gun.

    • @brandondunnegan3890
      @brandondunnegan3890 2 года назад

      I've shot more deer walking to my stand and walking home from my stand, then I have actually sitting in my stand. My day is usually done in under an hour. I dont get it

  • @hudsontoo1212
    @hudsontoo1212 3 года назад +2

    I’m always stuck in “I want to go home and I’m NEVER hunting again.” Every year

  • @walkerbrosfilms7077
    @walkerbrosfilms7077 4 года назад +11

    Biggest bear deer I ever heard was crashing through the woods like an out of control locomotive crashing everything in its path.
    Squirrel: Yeah that was me

    • @gretals9782
      @gretals9782 4 года назад

      😂😂I know! How are squirrels so loud?

  • @mr16325
    @mr16325 3 года назад +1

    Wow baker mayfield teaching me about hunting

  • @ReggieJB
    @ReggieJB 4 года назад +4

    The ending outro my gf thought I was watching porn smh 😂

  • @OutdoorOkie
    @OutdoorOkie 4 года назад +2

    Lol squirrel noises are more intense when you smoke a little just before your hunt.

  • @evanpeppel
    @evanpeppel 4 года назад +3

    True Hunter out here with the Busch Light Beanie

  • @coltfeather
    @coltfeather 9 месяцев назад

    swear squirrels are loud asf in the woods😂

  • @ulfricstormcloak5080
    @ulfricstormcloak5080 4 года назад +43

    For me and my family it's just an excuse to shoot guns get drunk and ride four wheelers

    • @robertsaget6918
      @robertsaget6918 4 года назад +2

      your ancestors must be smiling upon you

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 4 года назад +3

      Wish my family knew how to have fun. Also, nice name.

    • @timmebruer5205
      @timmebruer5205 3 года назад +1

      In the state of Missouri its a felony to drink while in possession of a firearm

    • @snapboy1309
      @snapboy1309 3 года назад +2

      @@timmebruer5205 Who is gonna tell the state of Missouri u ain’t no snitch right?

    • @timmebruer5205
      @timmebruer5205 3 года назад

      @@snapboy1309 i won't have too.
      Most of these morons will get themselves in trouble 🙄

  • @brawdys
    @brawdys 2 года назад

    Stage 5 - waking up from the nap to see the deer walk by.

  • @monsterhuntingunslingers33
    @monsterhuntingunslingers33 4 года назад +3

    Okay, this is epic.

  • @AuralayKristine
    @AuralayKristine 2 года назад

    Omg this is the most accurate thing ever lol :D "I'm getting hot, so I'm gonna head out" STORY OF MY LIFE (doesn't help my grandparents, whose farm we hunt, keep their house at freaking 80 degrees lol)

  • @Drew_Shoe5
    @Drew_Shoe5 4 года назад +3

    I’m a 14 year old that drives 5 feet from my stand and climbs and eats snacks and drinks MTN DEW and sleeps. I’ve woke up dangling by my harness and a couple white tails sticking straight up in the air running away snorting

  • @Jammaster1972
    @Jammaster1972 2 года назад

    Stage 4a: wake up to see a deer starring up at you.

  • @travisberard6644
    @travisberard6644 4 года назад +9

    I find it hard to believe that somebody can forget their gun all day

  • @davidfisk6759
    @davidfisk6759 2 года назад

    The deer:" Send in Bambi and wait till dark. "

  • @ryanfitz2214
    @ryanfitz2214 4 года назад +3

    My dad is the first one so much every year he’s like we’re going to drop a lot of deer and he never gets anything lol

  • @snapboy1309
    @snapboy1309 3 года назад +1

    U for got the “ahh I will just order food” part

  • @imashbuttons1734
    @imashbuttons1734 4 года назад +11

    You ever just shoot the squirrel before you go home I just one with a 4 10 slug half of the squirrel was gone

    • @Apetry14
      @Apetry14 4 года назад

      I pinned a squirrel to a tree during archery season because he scared away a nice 8 pointer

  • @JohnnyWalker721
    @JohnnyWalker721 4 года назад +1

    You forgot when the squirrel right next to you chatters first 20 minutes

  • @cjdavis1328
    @cjdavis1328 4 года назад +5

    Why did this pop up right after I got out of the stand? Quit watching me RUclips

  • @coleduffee1631
    @coleduffee1631 3 года назад +2

    WHEN YOUR THIRD GRADE TEACHERS NAME WAS MRS JOHNSON

  • @Yankees12355
    @Yankees12355 4 года назад +14

    10 views. 19 likes. something seems fishy

    • @RandomSauce28
      @RandomSauce28 4 года назад +3

      Yankees12355 nah this isn’t a fishing video

    • @bdsisti
      @bdsisti 4 года назад

      Oh dear

    • @fondlemeez
      @fondlemeez 4 года назад

      Duh, where you been, everybody knows that every successful RUclipsr just pays someone who controls a set of botnets, they'll give you all the likes you need. Like hello, botnets do more then just ddos attacks you know

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 4 года назад

      learn how youtube works lol. The views dont populate instantly when they get to a certain point.

  • @china_sickness7005
    @china_sickness7005 2 года назад

    Thinking about random things is definitely me. It’s a good way to not get bored. Especially on a long day when you see one deer the whole time