LAUGHING At UFC Fighters LEAKING Their Own STEROID USE? Jones? Merab? Garbrandt? Usman?

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024
  • Recently there has been a lot of UFC fighters under USADA accidentally in interviews letting slip that they are on PED's/Steroids. Like Jon Jones, Merab Dvalishvili, Cody Garbrandt, Kamaru Usman and Gilbert Burns. This is my reaction, let me know what you think in the comments below.
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  • @the-mma-guru
    @the-mma-guru  9 месяцев назад +620

    I was going to include Makhachev talking about how "the people use to give us IV bags of vitamins" but who knows maybe I can do a part two.
    The first three in this video could be a reach but they are on the topic of "recovery" and how they "got in better shape" but the last two with Jon Jones and Cody Garbrandt are just so blatantly an admission of PED use. The Garbrandt one is hilarious and almost no one talks about.

    • @slicedbread1617
      @slicedbread1617 9 месяцев назад +65

      What about an older one? I remember back in the day, Johnny Hendricks freudian slipped, 'I haven't done steroids in... forever'
      Great video as always Guru

    • @pauljesustv
      @pauljesustv 9 месяцев назад +7

      Can’t believe you just called me a Khabib Adesanya era fan call it mcgregor porier lockdown era

    • @NuttZach_AK
      @NuttZach_AK 9 месяцев назад +16

      This is a great video. Do one on Nick Diaz, he's looking & sounding worse as time goes on. Its more than just the drinking im afraid.

    • @charliec2966
      @charliec2966 9 месяцев назад +13

      NAH GURU, GARBRANDT JUST PHRASED IT WRONG.
      "HE SHOWED US HOW TO DO IT".V THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE DID IT, AFTER DILLASHAW HOW GE DID IT. GRABRANDT HAS A JACKET FOR 200 TESTS

    • @dfpguitar
      @dfpguitar 9 месяцев назад +5

      Tbf having team doctors that give you hyperdoses of vitamins and combinations of legal but questionable supplements and drugs is standard in the world of athletics (Olympic sports etc). Russia has that kind of approach to all the sports. For example they will put every athlete on drugs like meldonium if they can get it permitted.

  • @goyasmind
    @goyasmind 9 месяцев назад +2251

    Guru is the hardest working pig on the farm.

    • @Sahil-ru5zp
      @Sahil-ru5zp 9 месяцев назад +31

      😂

    • @beto5010
      @beto5010 9 месяцев назад +28

      💀💀

    • @calihoodpage1
      @calihoodpage1 9 месяцев назад +21

      Oink oink

    • @AnacondaVice
      @AnacondaVice 9 месяцев назад +75

      I've built this shit...me brick by brick - Guru when the wolf came to his house

    • @libertarianpunk8558
      @libertarianpunk8558 9 месяцев назад +3

      When he takes time off just remember the pig not talking is the one eating

  • @KyleDavis1
    @KyleDavis1 9 месяцев назад +360

    Anderson Silva literally accidentally showed his steroids one time on cribs back in the day. Wish you would have remembered that one for this video. That was comedy gold.

  • @sheepherder911
    @sheepherder911 9 месяцев назад +1729

    Guru is on FEDs. Fat Enhancement Drugs (they're peanut butter ice cream shakes)

  • @pocketfullofry
    @pocketfullofry 9 месяцев назад +301

    "I INTRODUCED A LOT OF STEROY-uh a lot of things to my training and lifestyle." just killed me.

    • @JackMehoffZaddy
      @JackMehoffZaddy 9 месяцев назад +17

      That's why he's so jacked

    • @Philip_Taylor
      @Philip_Taylor 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@JackMehoffZaddy Yeah that's why he looks like he's been stretched sideways.

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 9 месяцев назад

      Those ster..err..meds are for his Herpes outbreak...

    • @branmanforshure
      @branmanforshure 9 месяцев назад +3

      I heard "I introduced a lot of self-"

    • @ponternal
      @ponternal 9 месяцев назад +5

      If you see how he trains not surprising you need steroids at that age to train like that everyday at his age and recover

  • @cosmo3665
    @cosmo3665 9 месяцев назад +948

    Freudian slips meet CTE moments

    • @haydenw.9809
      @haydenw.9809 9 месяцев назад +7

      Bingo

    • @flameguy3416
      @flameguy3416 9 месяцев назад +41

      The more porous the brain the higher amount of Freudian slips you do. So Tito does indeed want to outlive his kids.

    • @AnglandAlamehnaSwedish
      @AnglandAlamehnaSwedish 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yes

    • @alextomlinson
      @alextomlinson 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@flameguy3416😂

    • @sweetpeagrayble5858
      @sweetpeagrayble5858 9 месяцев назад +2

      Also, "Normalization", now people will accept it, "everybody does it" so it's no longer cheating. Enjoy your programming:)

  • @SavedinSvay
    @SavedinSvay 9 месяцев назад +270

    Everyone's on steroids, even Dana.

    • @justinromine4338
      @justinromine4338 9 месяцев назад +3

      True

    • @pandamanda1
      @pandamanda1 9 месяцев назад +14

      Well idk about everybody, but Dana deffinetly is lol

    • @alextomlinson
      @alextomlinson 9 месяцев назад

      😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @AHighlander
      @AHighlander 9 месяцев назад +2

      Definitely Dana.

    • @timforti
      @timforti 9 месяцев назад

      lmaooo

  • @intellectic9155
    @intellectic9155 9 месяцев назад +728

    Garbrandt dry snitching on his entire team...

    • @kainewilliams9874
      @kainewilliams9874 9 месяцев назад +18

      Just because he said he taught them all how todo them doesn't mean they do it he could just be saying he showed and told them how to get away with it doesn't necessarily mean they actually did it not saying that's the case but just because someone is teaching someone something doesn't mean they're using what they've been taught I've been taught so many things doesn't mean I use it at all

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex 9 месяцев назад +31

      Hey kaine williams, what things have you been taught that you will not use

    • @Zonkkkkk
      @Zonkkkkk 9 месяцев назад +23

      I always thought the way he said “you’re the guy that taught us how to do it” (or whatever the quote was) and I always viewed it as an accidental admission

    • @buktomsin
      @buktomsin 9 месяцев назад

      ​​Giving pig too much respect, he doesn't have that type of substantive nuanced thoughts. Mostly because it makes way for a potential positive spin. Oh no never that! 😂​@@kainewilliams9874

    • @paulb3428
      @paulb3428 9 месяцев назад

      I think Garbrant is just Low IQ.. it wouldn't suprise me if he was on them though

  • @flightthegoatreacts3991
    @flightthegoatreacts3991 8 месяцев назад +37

    “I introduced a lot of sterile cleaning agents to prevent my fellow bjj athletes from contracting ringworm off the mat” Truly a wholesome Gilberto Burningham moment 😄

  • @vinsarasin8658
    @vinsarasin8658 9 месяцев назад +176

    I love these types of content Guru. Do more of this pls.

    • @thejaded
      @thejaded 9 месяцев назад +21

      Literally. My fav videos of him are the ones where he slanders people and calls them out

    • @lennxeath3293
      @lennxeath3293 9 месяцев назад +6

      My fav is that Tito Ortiz one lmaoooooo

    • @conorthompson943
      @conorthompson943 9 месяцев назад

      💯🐷

  • @brutallyhonestmma
    @brutallyhonestmma 9 месяцев назад +85

    Thanks for the shoutout, appreciate it guru!

    • @fezii9043
      @fezii9043 9 месяцев назад +3

      Great work man

  • @slowneil
    @slowneil 9 месяцев назад +314

    "Everyone's on steroids" - Nate Diaz

    • @retro251
      @retro251 9 месяцев назад +11

      *Nick Diaz

    • @LarryMayvid
      @LarryMayvid 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@retro251*both, but Nick first

    • @slowneil
      @slowneil 9 месяцев назад +23

      I also have said this irl so Nick, Nate and Slowneil.

    • @Leavemealone-
      @Leavemealone- 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@slowneillololol

    • @edge3369
      @edge3369 9 месяцев назад +13

      Funny cause nick tested positive for superdrol, he really ment what he said

  • @RighteousApache
    @RighteousApache 9 месяцев назад +32

    Merab being on epo makes so much sense tbh

    • @Shadowdancer777
      @Shadowdancer777 9 месяцев назад

      I think all the khabib, merab, and lslam are on it. They never get tired. Not even a little bit. That's steroids.

  • @Ventis1HerO
    @Ventis1HerO 9 месяцев назад +496

    Merab is 100% on EPO, and its crazy when they caught TJ they said it was first time they tested him for EPO and caught him.

    • @UFCfullvideos
      @UFCfullvideos 9 месяцев назад +9

      cope

    • @angusmitchell4026
      @angusmitchell4026 9 месяцев назад +84

      @@UFCfullvideosit’s true that’s how tj cardio was some of the best for years merab is the same

    • @D9Wx
      @D9Wx 9 месяцев назад

      Usman ​@@angusmitchell4026

    • @olbapoli4074
      @olbapoli4074 9 месяцев назад

      With USADA gone, no one will be caught cheating now.

    • @jojo11254
      @jojo11254 9 месяцев назад +30

      I agree but tbf its very likely that merab was just saying "if". When english isnt your native language, many pronounce "f" sounds as a "p". Like they'd pronounce "far" as "par" etc. So if you listen to what merab is saying as "if-uhh if-" or "ip-uhh ip-" it makes more sense than him saying "ee-po" people dont pronounce EPO as "ee-po" they prounce it as "ee-pee-oh". Guru was def reaching with that one. Still agree that merab is 100% on epo though.

  • @gsmoove9315
    @gsmoove9315 9 месяцев назад +190

    On Merabs interview with DJ, you can see him get visibly nervous when DJ asks him what he is doing to have such crazy cardio and that no amount of hard work could get DJ to that level of cardio that he has. He looks immediately like a guilty child that doesnt have a good explanation.

    • @TheTony7000
      @TheTony7000 9 месяцев назад +14

      yeah when dj showed vid of merab doing a full speed lap in a single breath and was like teach me your ways

    • @alansmith5062
      @alansmith5062 9 месяцев назад +18

      It’s crazy how flustered he is when DJ starts asking him

    • @gintonic6898
      @gintonic6898 9 месяцев назад +19

      you guys love making up shit huh? 🤣 he IS flustered because he genuinely doesn't have an answer, he just has good cardio

    • @RiloXRi
      @RiloXRi 9 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@gintonic6898not just that the dudes second language is English. Bunch of basement dwellers

    • @indiansmokar
      @indiansmokar 9 месяцев назад +52

      @@gintonic6898 he has the answer and it almost slipped out in this video. Nobody suddenly gets superhuman cardio and backne at 30

  • @gochaavtandilashvili8372
    @gochaavtandilashvili8372 9 месяцев назад +802

    Not even Petr Yan hates Merab as much as Guru 😂😂

    • @warrenstringham415
      @warrenstringham415 9 месяцев назад +33

      Yan has also taken special vitamins

    • @Vonusias
      @Vonusias 9 месяцев назад +12

      It’s secretly love

    • @LarryMayvid
      @LarryMayvid 9 месяцев назад +23

      I don't think it's that he hates him, moresk that he loves to hate on him, lmao. He's still salty that he beat Yan in a very dominant but petty boring way. Did say he's not actually that boring of a fighter and that he's pretty funny, though, which I would have to agree with. I held no animosity towards him before, but he's grown on me a lot since he started making the funny videos

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex 9 месяцев назад +12

      he doesn't hate him, he said he's grown on him

    • @sabirko1765
      @sabirko1765 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@warrenstringham415 please elaborate

  • @1998kid1
    @1998kid1 9 месяцев назад +47

    Don’t act like you’re not on EPO Guru , everyone’s on steroids

    • @shadow_realm47
      @shadow_realm47 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @Philip_Taylor
      @Philip_Taylor 9 месяцев назад

      Even sumo wrestlers.

    • @ponternal
      @ponternal 9 месяцев назад +2

      He was on stem cells which is how he regained the ability to walk

    • @piercesmith7345
      @piercesmith7345 6 месяцев назад

      @@ponternalnot funny we all clown on him but that’s just not funny get better at jokes if u want to joke about that SMH

  • @jon_killa
    @jon_killa 9 месяцев назад +453

    Nah Gilbert definitely was about to say he was doing steroids and then caught himself last second 😂😂😂

    • @Matt99-rj3mq
      @Matt99-rj3mq 9 месяцев назад +16

      He was going to say "a lot of several"

    • @IanGarry170
      @IanGarry170 9 месяцев назад +87

      @@Matt99-rj3mqwhatever you say dilbert 😂

    • @rem_xo
      @rem_xo 9 месяцев назад +74

      I heard “cell”

    • @GigaChadDuPlessis
      @GigaChadDuPlessis 9 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@Matt99-rj3mq ster sounds nothing like several🤡

    • @imchrishansen1243
      @imchrishansen1243 9 месяцев назад +48

      He was about to say “cell”- he spoke about having stem cell treatment on the Believe You Me podcast with Michael Bisping recently.

  • @notanonymous7737
    @notanonymous7737 9 месяцев назад +14

    Love how the light faded from Guru’s eyes as soon as he brought up Rozenstruik vs Gaziev

  • @friendo1357
    @friendo1357 9 месяцев назад +231

    Morab def was saying he needs a steroid coach to pass the drug testing 💀💀

    • @Nameplease12blacknobility
      @Nameplease12blacknobility 9 месяцев назад +2

      Your comment makes no sense lmao he’s had how many fights in the ufc and NOW he needs a coach for steroids? 😂 make it make sense

    • @LarryMayvid
      @LarryMayvid 9 месяцев назад +35

      As my uncle Chael once said, drug tests aren't drug tests, they're IQ tests

    • @HerculesLoyd
      @HerculesLoyd 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LarryMayvidundefeated and undisputed

    • @lacika2481
      @lacika2481 9 месяцев назад +3

      For those, who are shocked that these top athletes need something more than proteins must be in rude awakening right now :D

    • @indiansmokar
      @indiansmokar 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@Nameplease12blacknobility obviously he would need it now as hes competing?

  • @THEJimmiChanga
    @THEJimmiChanga 9 месяцев назад +31

    I think burns was trying to say cell therapy as in stem cell therapy. I've been seeing more and more ufc fighters incorpating it into their recovery regimes. O malley is a big proponent of it.

    • @ams5572
      @ams5572 9 месяцев назад +13

      Growth hormone cell therapy

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 9 месяцев назад

      O’Malley even got stem cells in his peen

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 9 месяцев назад +1

      Nope

    • @Mdiddydoss
      @Mdiddydoss 4 месяца назад

      He also failed for peds

  • @Funyummm
    @Funyummm 9 месяцев назад +256

    Merab definitely has taken epo lol

    • @warrenstringham415
      @warrenstringham415 9 месяцев назад +30

      Real talk. The dude is on some special hummus

    • @collay
      @collay 9 месяцев назад +7

      In other news, water is wet.

    • @bingus1829
      @bingus1829 9 месяцев назад +52

      Merab trained so hard he grew acne on his back in his early 30s.

    • @tris9596
      @tris9596 9 месяцев назад +8

      I got sudden back acnes that never dissappear on my 30s, it happens

    • @Godly_Nose
      @Godly_Nose 9 месяцев назад

      it would explain why he has a crazy pace.

  • @saltybrackishfresh
    @saltybrackishfresh 9 месяцев назад +49

    “I introduced a lot of sterio… into my training camp”
    HE RLY JUST SAID IT😂

  • @scottlamothe
    @scottlamothe 9 месяцев назад +18

    Gilbert Burns was saying “staring the other way”. … which we all should do, because he is what we all look for in a fighter. And he is my favourite lol

  • @frags6940
    @frags6940 9 месяцев назад +105

    Come on, they’re all natty. Roid’s naturally sourced from horse meat. 😂

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 9 месяцев назад +11

      In the words of Napoleon Blownapart, Overeem might not of been on steroids but the horses he was eating were riddled with them

    • @calchedz
      @calchedz 9 месяцев назад +1

      Don't forget the wild boar meat

    • @thenedsmmachannel8970
      @thenedsmmachannel8970 9 месяцев назад +1

      Or the good Ole tainted meat from Mexico

    • @Philip_Taylor
      @Philip_Taylor 9 месяцев назад +1

      I've also heard that fish can contain banned substances because they get leaked into the sea. That must be the explanation if it wasn't the meat.

    • @anetao3308
      @anetao3308 9 месяцев назад

      everyone one in europe and middle east eat horse meat lol they all on roids

  • @RapYouCanUnderstand
    @RapYouCanUnderstand 9 месяцев назад +8

    Garbrandt used PED's in his amateur days and early pro days. His uncle comes in to gyms in Ohio and PA to train people in boxing. He talked about Garbrandt being on juice before the UFC and his traps were also double the size back then
    Cody 1000% has used PED's for multiple Pro Fights in his career. 1000% admitted

    • @ChezGonzales99
      @ChezGonzales99 9 месяцев назад +4

      You can tell because of how much he gets knocked out. When older fighters came off steroids and trt or whatever they were doing, when Usada came in, and guys had to get somewhat clean, those same guys were getting knocked out. Anytime you see a fighter getting knocked out all the time, the way Cody did at a point, you know for sure they came off the juice, their system crashed.

  • @Weeks25
    @Weeks25 9 месяцев назад +58

    Dana’s face when Cody was talking about EPO at the press conference 😂 He was shitting bricks forsure 😂😂😂

  • @jeffbruno847
    @jeffbruno847 9 месяцев назад +50

    I think the Gilbert one is actually innocent. He was supposed to get shoulder surgery but instead the UFC sent him for stem cell injections on the shoulder around this time. 3:45 sounds like he was going to say "stem" but who knows.

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 9 месяцев назад

      You are delusional. He saId "STEROI-"

    • @forwardmoving8252
      @forwardmoving8252 9 месяцев назад +12

      That doesn't sound like stem at all.. and why would he cut himself off?

    • @stuts2371
      @stuts2371 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@forwardmoving8252 It just doesn't pay off to be the one guy doing the right thing if your whole division is taking shit.

    • @plushpc5992
      @plushpc5992 9 месяцев назад

      @@forwardmoving8252check out the Luke Thomas interview, he mentions steroids as well but he’s talking about his shoulder

    • @mrk1298
      @mrk1298 9 месяцев назад +2

      I thought he said cell's

  • @brandonk1287
    @brandonk1287 9 месяцев назад +126

    They really are ALL ON IT, bro. I would venture to say 90%, if not more.

    • @Phaminator525
      @Phaminator525 9 месяцев назад +20

      That’s a crazy assumption. I would say maybe 40% but that number is probably going up due to USADA leaving.

    • @conrad6639
      @conrad6639 9 месяцев назад

      lmfao you're ignorant as hell 90% of the roster has already popped what's going on with these 6 month layoffs of dudes being "injured" but theirs vids of them training just fine@@Phaminator525

    • @starzz7221
      @starzz7221 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Phaminator525i would say 60 %

    • @jeffreysmith9837
      @jeffreysmith9837 9 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@Phaminator525
      40?? Lol fuck no. 90%+++++

    • @gsmoove9315
      @gsmoove9315 9 месяцев назад +18

      They're all on some sort of performance enhancers but I think only a small percentage are on EPO. EPO is pretty hardcore

  • @seand.3085
    @seand.3085 9 месяцев назад +2

    I fkn love you bro. The candid call out of Jones being considered “the goat” by so many idiots while he’s been a career cheater was gold. Thank you to the Mighty Podcast for helping me find you, you’re absolutely hilarious and I’d love to be in your bubble/a friend of yours, we’d crack up a ton. 😂

  • @AXEJAYB
    @AXEJAYB 9 месяцев назад +30

    So many fighters say things with plausable deniability, but when you take in the situation its tough to see what else they could be talking about if not PEDS

  • @closinginonclosure
    @closinginonclosure 9 месяцев назад +9

    There's also an old interview where Jon Jones said he hasn't taken steroids and says "I would never admit to taking steriods" which is very weird wording to me.

  • @NotBobbyHill
    @NotBobbyHill 9 месяцев назад +44

    Ofc it starts off with Ali's wonkey skull

  • @colecampbell1906
    @colecampbell1906 9 месяцев назад +4

    To be fair, he only said that TJ showed them how to cheat, not that they follow through with his advice. It could also even mean that he had them cheating before but they stopped when the negative influence left.

  • @dartacus.spartacus1988
    @dartacus.spartacus1988 9 месяцев назад +92

    😂😂 Gilbert Burns blatantly, went to say steroids, introduced a lot of steroids😂

  • @MMAMG1
    @MMAMG1 9 месяцев назад +8

    The Jones one I can't see what else he could've meant and Garbrandt takes the win with the most unintentionally funny moment by far, what a stud lol.

  • @ThePriorityBox
    @ThePriorityBox 9 месяцев назад +30

    Ortiz Vs Garbrant for the DMF belt

    • @yo-ux8tl
      @yo-ux8tl 9 месяцев назад

      DMF?

    • @hueywycheiii3597
      @hueywycheiii3597 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@yo-ux8tl d is fir dumbest lol

    • @shnewm
      @shnewm 29 дней назад

      ​@@yo-ux8tlhere we have our number one contender

  • @TreyParker318
    @TreyParker318 9 месяцев назад +5

    Anderson had that UFC cribs moment where he had his steroids in the background 🤦🏻😂

  • @psilocyborg4775
    @psilocyborg4775 9 месяцев назад +82

    Kamaru vs Covington is a perfect example of PEDs in full effect. Going hard for five rounds like they did without even breathing heavily is virtually impossible, there are some freaks but c'mon 😂

    • @DonaldGreer84
      @DonaldGreer84 9 месяцев назад +55

      Colby runs with Cam Hanes and does insane road work. I’m not sure how kamaru gets his cardio up with bad knees

    • @Bathingwookie
      @Bathingwookie 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@DonaldGreer84swimming.

    • @Ahad-bj1cz
      @Ahad-bj1cz 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@DonaldGreer84they’re both on steroids. Usman is probably on more hardcore ones too

    • @kimborampage
      @kimborampage 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@DonaldGreer84lol. Cam Hanes is on gear too.

    • @haydenw.9809
      @haydenw.9809 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Ahad-bj1czI'm sure his dad knows a guy

  • @maniac3372
    @maniac3372 9 месяцев назад +1

    These are some of my favorite videos. This channel has been a huge source of entertainment for me over the past couple of years. It feels like all of us dudes who are in college or working but who competed in the past or still train, can all come together and have this funny ass MMA experience with inside jokes and all of these characters. It's hilarious. Thanks for setting this up, dude, you a real one

  • @NotBobbyHill
    @NotBobbyHill 9 месяцев назад +27

    15:15 "ang on a second buddeh , doesnt that mean your were on it buddeh"

  • @ericvansteelandt4538
    @ericvansteelandt4538 18 дней назад +1

    Bisping fighting the urge to say “hold on buddy” into the mic hahahah

  • @TheScience69
    @TheScience69 9 месяцев назад +47

    merab didnt start saying EP, he literally said epo but pronounced it like a word, like 'eepoh' before his nervous laugh. ive heard russians and eastern Europeans call it eepoh instead of spelling it out before.

    • @karljonson3287
      @karljonson3287 9 месяцев назад

      No they're not saying epoh you dummy

    • @gvinz797
      @gvinz797 9 месяцев назад +1

      He said IF. He just has bad pronounciation

    • @TheScience69
      @TheScience69 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@gvinz797 sure he did. If has an o at the end.

    • @gvinz797
      @gvinz797 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheScience69 I didn't hear any O. I have seen many times he says IF like that

    • @TheScience69
      @TheScience69 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@gvinz797 get your ears checked then

  • @FakeGyllenhaal
    @FakeGyllenhaal 9 месяцев назад +16

    Gilbert introduced a lot of stair exercises, whilest being on steroids

  • @tjo6252
    @tjo6252 9 месяцев назад +16

    Ster...is way more clear than Clean. I think clean can also be used for alcohol weed or any other intoxicating materials

    • @NNN_613
      @NNN_613 9 месяцев назад +2

      Then why did he stop himself from saying it? He could have clarified that he meant drugs and alcohol, but he didn't. Not buying it.

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's Usman, no one is going to believe that about him. All will assume (correctly) it's about PEDs. But at least that excuse is plausible deniability. Garbrandt didn't just snitch on Dillashaw, he also snitched on himself and his own entire team

    • @zye3629
      @zye3629 9 месяцев назад

      @@NNN_613why would he talk about an unknown drug or alcohol addiction? Shutup

  • @GS-to9oe
    @GS-to9oe 9 месяцев назад +4

    “Hang on a minute buddy” - Bisping’s inner monologue 😂😂😂

  • @FatGuruMMA
    @FatGuruMMA 9 месяцев назад +41

    Anshul Jubli should've taken roids instead of customers

    • @thatindiandude4602
      @thatindiandude4602 9 месяцев назад

      Indians taking roids to achieve the athleticism of adolescent teenagers in the rest of the world.

    • @Polar-pencil
      @Polar-pencil 9 месяцев назад +1

      hahah

    • @timforti
      @timforti 9 месяцев назад +2

      elite pfp

    • @shadow_realm47
      @shadow_realm47 9 месяцев назад +3

      Don't redeem sir 😭

    • @CountMeCurious
      @CountMeCurious 8 месяцев назад

      @@shadow_realm47F U 😂😂 I almost died laughing from that 😂😂😂

  • @RyanJamesDuffy
    @RyanJamesDuffy 9 месяцев назад +13

    I like the Guru journalism. It’s good shit.

    • @oldironsides4107
      @oldironsides4107 9 месяцев назад

      These are not something hidden that few know about.

  • @danwhythough
    @danwhythough 9 месяцев назад +12

    Gilbert was going to say he’s introduced a stair master to his training regime.

  • @Smitty.Bacall
    @Smitty.Bacall 9 месяцев назад +4

    I like how you've been talking about open secrets that influence the sport quite a lot recently. It reminds me to never place bets on that circus.

  • @ToomasVane
    @ToomasVane 9 месяцев назад +12

    This is exactly the content we are looking for 😂

  • @mackem79
    @mackem79 28 дней назад +1

    Laughing my tits off at the guru pauses and moments of realisation.. beautiful

  • @afarber87
    @afarber87 9 месяцев назад +79

    There’s been stories of Usman at the club. I feel like Ali was implying Usman wasn’t drinking.

    • @itchyballsack6627
      @itchyballsack6627 9 месяцев назад +54

      Usman's dad is a pharmacist. 2+2=...

    • @dimebaguette2138
      @dimebaguette2138 9 месяцев назад +10

      He's done interviews talking about drinking that you can Google. Also can find pics of him with Izzy in clubs, drinks in hand etc.

    • @wafflebotus
      @wafflebotus 9 месяцев назад +25

      nah Abdelaziz is the main guy to get his fighters insurance from USADA. Him mentioning a fighter is clean just means he got them a clean test.

    • @wafflebotus
      @wafflebotus 9 месяцев назад

      @@dimebaguette2138 Usman is a steroid cheat, who cared if he drinks

    • @dubstepXpower
      @dubstepXpower 9 месяцев назад +15

      No one uses clean in that sense. Usman definitely is on something.

  • @tehpluto3594
    @tehpluto3594 9 месяцев назад +3

    Joannas face after Cody admitted that shit was gold 🤣🤣

  • @adammaloney9320
    @adammaloney9320 9 месяцев назад +19

    Gilby fumbled hard

  • @abudujana13
    @abudujana13 9 месяцев назад +3

    Thanks for the video, THE MMA GURU

  • @gochaavtandilashvili8372
    @gochaavtandilashvili8372 9 месяцев назад +28

    Like Nate Diaz said, everybody in the UFC is on steroids

  • @SafariFerrari
    @SafariFerrari 8 месяцев назад +2

    It sucks being an MMA fighter is your dream but everybody buys their manhood from the doctor and if you don't, ur at a disadvantage. No shame.

    • @herethere5637
      @herethere5637 3 месяца назад

      How can you compete with external hormones that increase your strength and testosterone by several factors? You would have to be a freak of freaks to win, with a clean slate. Even if youre a freak of freaks, you would be incentivized to actually take hormones. Why? Because you would be like Mike Tyson, destroying everyone in the cage and speedrunning your pro career. So even if you had good genetics to somehow beat people who are on steroids, while youre not, youre still incentivized to take doses

  • @roknkawk
    @roknkawk 9 месяцев назад +3

    Dana's face when Cody says u taught team Alpha Male is hilarious

  • @GroovyMMA
    @GroovyMMA 9 месяцев назад +1

    Merab saying “If” in Georgian accent, calm down Guru

  • @ethanfay6091
    @ethanfay6091 9 месяцев назад +7

    piggy can’t even be on time for a 6:30 pm in the uk card 💔💔💔

  • @JamesLloyd-ck9fe
    @JamesLloyd-ck9fe 9 месяцев назад +2

    Hope you feel better man. Get a lil more rest. Eye twitch can be a nervous reflex due to stress to the eye. Less screen time wouldn't hurt either.

  • @og8273
    @og8273 9 месяцев назад +4

    I think the fact that every time something like epos etc. gets brought up and there’s always this kinda awkward answers and a in general weird feeling.
    Just shows that most of those guys are probably on some sort of cicle😂

  • @HER0121
    @HER0121 9 месяцев назад +2

    I like the lighthearted funny videos nice change of pace

  • @ponternal
    @ponternal 9 месяцев назад +3

    Pretty hypocritical of Guru to make fun of fighters for being on roids when he had to take stem cells to regain his ability to walk

  • @3chrizzl
    @3chrizzl 9 месяцев назад +2

    Definitely keep doing these videos once in a while. Hilarious!!!

  • @noone8118
    @noone8118 9 месяцев назад +31

    This proves jones should never be considered for Goat contention

    • @ILYxIW
      @ILYxIW 9 месяцев назад +5

      If anything it proves that he should, because I’d say 90% of the dudes he beat were also juiced up

    • @noone8118
      @noone8118 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@ILYxIW you know 90% is an exaggeration

    • @ILYxIW
      @ILYxIW 9 месяцев назад

      @@noone8118I think people would be shocked how many athletes take PEDs. Keep in mind, not all PEDs are some dangerous steroid. It’s a wide spectrum from having a minor recovery advantage to major performance enhancing with dangerous side effects. I’m saying probably close to 90% take AT LEAST something very minor if they are in the top percentage of athletes and we are talking about ranked title challengers when it comes to most of Jon Jones’s opponents. There’s a reason most fighters don’t really go after him, cause deep down they know the truth, it’s mostly just fans that are in denial.

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@noone8118 *understatement. 100% of the dudes he fought in his first reign were on the juice. His record included Rampage, Vitor and Sonnen, for God's sake. And a thing many forget about the second fight is that DC pissed for high T, so he was also geared up.
      I think the first actually clean guy he fought was Smith. And he was off the juice as well for the Reyes fight. The difference is, when 100% of the kings of MMA are on gear, hiding it from the anti-doping agencies becomes a part of the job just like fighting itself is. Which is why I give the cap to GSP as the GOAT. He was also on gear, but he never failed a PED test.

    • @milansudjicki7543
      @milansudjicki7543 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@branlopgar you are 100% right. JJ was juced and his opponents were also on the juice. Differences is that JJ was way better then them.
      Only because JJ eye pokes i would put GSP as goat. Eye pokes are worse then rubbing yourself with oil in the middle of the fight imo

  • @hatrickyman
    @hatrickyman 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is the content we need brother, wtf is the ufc serving up atm

  • @allybaapp1053
    @allybaapp1053 9 месяцев назад +8

    Damn Jon’s voice has dropped multiple octaves these years. In this video mf sounds like Dom Cruz

    • @Garygarygary24
      @Garygarygary24 9 месяцев назад +6

      Was wondering if he makes his voice deeper on purpose now, because he was back sounding like his zesty self when he was heckling that comedian recently.

    • @andrzejgolota6642
      @andrzejgolota6642 3 месяца назад

      it's his gay voice

  • @RodneyMcMillian-u8m
    @RodneyMcMillian-u8m 8 месяцев назад

    One time Josh Thompson was on weighing podcast talking about TJ before his fight with Cory. He was talking about TJ but accidentally said “when I was on the growth hormone”

  • @Andrewtheman-e9z
    @Andrewtheman-e9z 9 месяцев назад +3

    Now this is a spicy video I've been waiting for

  • @Bu-Aljoory
    @Bu-Aljoory 8 месяцев назад +1

    I remember both Jones and Cody but Cody "bless his heart" is such a Himbo. 😂

  • @Scorpio_Rising_1
    @Scorpio_Rising_1 9 месяцев назад +23

    It’s only fair, Dagis from the Mountains have been using them for years during the USADA era.

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 9 месяцев назад +14

      Look at Khabib and Islam during covid when they could not be reached by usada.... Islam became insane, Khabib looked amazing vs Justin. Volk and Max were pretty much even, covid happens, Australia is on lockdown, all the sudden Volk dominates Max Izzy goes on a huge run.

    • @SM-fk5or
      @SM-fk5or 9 месяцев назад +4

      So much copium lmao

    • @stuts2371
      @stuts2371 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@Turk_2023 Volk and Izzy's careers are kind of fishy for sure

    • @wilc4014
      @wilc4014 9 месяцев назад +6

      Ye bro Poirier and Gaethje, Oliveira are all definitely clean. Surely they weren't juiced up as well

    • @thenedsmmachannel8970
      @thenedsmmachannel8970 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@wilc4014they all are but the dagis for sure are lol Russia was banned from the Olympics for PEDs lmao

  • @metalkicker23
    @metalkicker23 3 месяца назад +1

    Nah man he fully said Steroi- like nah. That's a "whatever they call it" slip

  • @PMOThemadcracker
    @PMOThemadcracker 9 месяцев назад +18

    I think he was gonna say cleaning his system out which is same as he’s on steroids

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 9 месяцев назад +3

      No, a detox is something else. Its to prepare to clean all the junk out of your system before you get prepared for a professional fight. Look at Paddy, the fighters dont eat healthy all the time. This is a super reach to say they are talking roids

    • @semipro1100
      @semipro1100 9 месяцев назад

      @@chiquita683nahh Usman and Gilbert are still boys and have history in the blackzillians who were notoriously juice heads. Not really a reach knowing the history of the people around them/they are in the top 10 fighters in the whole god damn world 🌎 not really a reach when you see Usmans physique/acne all over his body. Why does he have all that acne and needle marks all over? 🤔 💉 a reach….bitch please 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mooxo5192
    @mooxo5192 9 месяцев назад +2

    Mehrab actually saying: "I need EPO for this level of cardio" - talked with Armstrong and got strong arm

  • @libertarianpunk8558
    @libertarianpunk8558 9 месяцев назад +5

    At least TJ admitted it after he got popped instead of doubling down

    • @BornFromEmbers
      @BornFromEmbers 9 месяцев назад +8

      Which is funny bc he’s the only person who owned up to his fuck up and he’s also the most hated cheater lmao.

    • @karljonson3287
      @karljonson3287 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@BornFromEmbersJones is obviously hated just as much

    • @BornFromEmbers
      @BornFromEmbers 9 месяцев назад

      @@karljonson3287 lmao No tf he isn’t. Tons of people still call Jon the GOAT.

    • @karljonson3287
      @karljonson3287 9 месяцев назад

      @@BornFromEmbers I mean if TJ was somewwhere close to a goat and undefeated theyd call him too

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 Месяц назад

      He had to get caught first.

  • @PhillAndersonGuitarist
    @PhillAndersonGuitarist 8 месяцев назад

    Related to Jon Jones, in 2016 his brother Arthur Jones, an NFL player was suspended 4 games for using steroids.

  • @largeman1624
    @largeman1624 9 месяцев назад +4

    Popping for PEDs in a combat sport should be illegal. Like what happens when one of these EPO bros kills or cripples their opponent in the octagon?

    • @brossools
      @brossools 9 месяцев назад

      i’d be more concerned with trt than epo

    • @ciarantiger
      @ciarantiger 9 месяцев назад

      Hey, man. There's no evidence that suggests that would happen. You could easily say then that steroids could prevent injuries/ harm/ death. God forbid 🙏

    • @drewmcgary2872
      @drewmcgary2872 9 месяцев назад +2

      That's never gonna happen. EPO just gives you really good cardio . It's not gonna give you a superhuman strength

    • @raphk9599
      @raphk9599 9 месяцев назад

      Ratings go through the roof!

    • @janieraltreche1989
      @janieraltreche1989 9 месяцев назад

      Your confusing Epo with anabolic steroids.

  • @Jabootie
    @Jabootie 9 месяцев назад +2

    Cody Garbrandt: “Doin steroids with the BOOOOOOOIS”

  • @Lnskii
    @Lnskii 9 месяцев назад +7

    Casual Guru strikes again , late for a fightnight card at this time is awful bro why am i a member

    • @absolutelynothing6008
      @absolutelynothing6008 9 месяцев назад +4

      He prolly kept stuffing his face until he lost consciousness

    • @absolutelynothing6008
      @absolutelynothing6008 9 месяцев назад +1

      Or playing in the mud with his brothers

    • @TheSelleycopter
      @TheSelleycopter 9 месяцев назад +3

      Dude missed CLD's best performance yet, what a fan

    • @dramamine755
      @dramamine755 8 месяцев назад

      Gaziev v Rozen was a horrible card anyways

  • @-Evil-Genius-
    @-Evil-Genius- 9 месяцев назад

    🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
    00:00 *😂 MMA Fighters' Accidental Steroid Admissions*
    - Various UFC fighters unintentionally admit to using performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs) in interviews.
    - Examples include Ali Abdulaziz, Gilbert Burns, Morab, Jon Jones, and Cody Garbrandt.
    - Instances range from vague references to explicit admissions, creating humorous moments in MMA.
    02:03 *🤔 Analysis of Slip-Ups and Reactions*
    - Analyzes slip-ups made by fighters during interviews, where they almost admit to using PEDs.
    - Highlights the awkward reactions and attempts to backtrack or clarify their statements.
    - Points out the recurring pattern of slip-ups occurring specifically in discussions about physical improvement and recovery.
    08:09 *🎙️ Notable Examples and Commentary*
    - Discusses notable instances of fighters such as Jon Jones and Cody Garbrandt explicitly admitting to PED use or inadvertently implicating themselves.
    - Examines the significance of these admissions in the context of MMA and the fighters' legacies.
    - Provides commentary on the implications of such admissions and the reactions within the MMA community.
    Made with HARPA AI

  • @Teller580
    @Teller580 9 месяцев назад +3

    Guru said "Nobody brings this up" but Colby brought it up to Usman at a their press conference & labeled him "The CEO of EPO". Diaz also said "everyone's on steroids"

  • @dadimadh4528
    @dadimadh4528 9 месяцев назад +6

    15:34 - I think Joanna and Michael heard the same thing we did! 😅

  • @Alex_Keiser
    @Alex_Keiser 9 месяцев назад +7

    MMAYO GURU

    • @Xlnjv
      @Xlnjv 9 месяцев назад

      Keiser Permanente

  • @AUZlE
    @AUZlE 9 месяцев назад

    Great vid guru, thanks for the fun content as well as the MMA fight game specific content. You deserve all your success.

  • @windytv7511
    @windytv7511 9 месяцев назад +1

    9:25 his nostril and his eye is twitching hurting he definitely took some of Jon jones bag

  • @Nomad454
    @Nomad454 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is probably the first time Guru has legitimately annoyed the shit out of me. I don't disagree that a lot of top fighters are on PEDs but the way this video was recorded was annoyingly childish.

  • @AHighlander
    @AHighlander 9 месяцев назад +2

    LOL That Bisping impression. Pure caricature..😂“
    …well ‘ang on a minute, buddeh…” 🤣🤣

  • @The-Mma-Gringo
    @The-Mma-Gringo 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you for the content Caio !🍻

  • @oparisleclerc
    @oparisleclerc 9 месяцев назад

    MMA Guru should keep including more impressions in his videos. People who don’t watch his streams as much really miss out. That talent is really what separates him from everybody else by far.

  • @Mark-tb9ht
    @Mark-tb9ht 9 месяцев назад +1

    The jon jones one needs context lol. He was saying that whole fight week in interviews bc DC was saying he was roiding for the fight so Jon kept asking him why he didn’t pop the first time they fought then

    • @erickghoul174
      @erickghoul174 9 месяцев назад +2

      It’s still funny because him pausing made it sound as if he was about to accidentally say that he beat DC the 2nd time ON steroids. Even more hilarious considering the fact that he did indeed pop after the fight

  • @GooBer6GaMer
    @GooBer6GaMer 9 месяцев назад

    1:21 i love this type of content guru its hilarious dont stop making these

  • @tebonete
    @tebonete 9 месяцев назад +1

    mate i love this content more than anything please keep it goin

  • @jonw3462
    @jonw3462 7 месяцев назад +1

    14:35
    So true.
    I knew Gardbrant maxed out his fight iq in favour of legit iq but that was peak level shit.

  • @yogeshshrimali9246
    @yogeshshrimali9246 9 месяцев назад +1

    MMA guru is so right. He caught em lacking.

  • @gallbrothersmma9437
    @gallbrothersmma9437 9 месяцев назад

    This is the content we expect from you GURU! Great video!!

  • @anastacio210
    @anastacio210 9 месяцев назад +1

    This IS THE CONTENT IM LOOKING FOR

  • @saberxebeck
    @saberxebeck 9 месяцев назад

    FAF, Think for youself:
    02:08 Kamary Usman
    04:11 Gilbert Burns
    05:45 Merab Dvalishvili
    08:57 Jon Jones
    12:24 Cody Garbrandt

  • @fromtheheart5904
    @fromtheheart5904 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bless you bro. Keep up the good work.