I thought exactly the same thing when I saw it. Only Jack Davenport did a far better job of explaining what cushions are to us men. Fat litter. Sofa parasites. Absolutely bang on!
I'd put the top hat on the tank of the toilet, and get a toilet seat lid with a tuxedo print, and maybe dress up the plunger to look like a fancy walking cane...Maybe even add a small pile of comedy $100 bills toilet rolls to put in a basket nearby, and get gold colored soap bars for washing up, etc...
The shitting hat actually does look better...but can't be very hygienic. Perhaps it should live on the top of the toilet, instead of on the lid, so no one has to touch it in order to use the toilet (and please don't put anything from the toilet onto your head!).
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This was so cathartic. I have had this same conversation so often. I immediately went and put a hat on my toilet.
One of Dave's best jokes.
What joke?
This was my introduction to DG. I was in stitches when I saw on it on TV
I don't have a shitting hat - but I want one now !!!
I'd just shit on the cushion.
I'm not a toff - I have a shitting cap.
Only 1 cushion?
So it's not normal to have like 10 arranged in a "decorative way"
This clip reminds me of an episode of Coupling.
yes, this one: ruclips.net/video/Lp0-8Ibkczc/видео.html
I thought exactly the same thing when I saw it. Only Jack Davenport did a far better job of explaining what cushions are to us men. Fat litter. Sofa parasites. Absolutely bang on!
Totally agree with you Dave. What’s the point in having all those cushions? You have to take them off to get into bed anyway!
SOME ladies are cushion addicts. There are some people are far more pragmatic.
Wait...
You're not supposed to pop randomly into your host's bedroom?
Had I known that it could have saved me many embarrassing moments.
Well, better pop than poop
You only have one cushion on your bed?! Ours is like that scene from Along Came Polly...
Well, damn it! Now I need to find a proper shitting hat! 🎩
I'd put the top hat on the tank of the toilet, and get a toilet seat lid with a tuxedo print, and maybe dress up the plunger to look like a fancy walking cane...Maybe even add a small pile of comedy $100 bills toilet rolls to put in a basket nearby, and get gold colored soap bars for washing up, etc...
Keep us informed on whether Natasha Lytton got her "Shitting Hat" back or if she had to get a new one...
I’ve found it Dave
Although I reckon you’ve made her up
I'm getting a shitting hat. This is a great idea
Well this was very helpful as I was going to book tickets to see him.
What if you do find her hat and find it was actually her shit in hat. I would not want to pick that up or return it.
Do they sell shitting hats on Wish, I wonder?
The shitting hat actually does look better...but can't be very hygienic. Perhaps it should live on the top of the toilet, instead of on the lid, so no one has to touch it in order to use the toilet (and please don't put anything from the toilet onto your head!).
The whole point is that you have to move it, just like the cushion.
Its outside, not inside the toilet bowl 🤷
Quite sexist Dave isn’t he....
First thumbs down.
6. the dollar
Oops looks like I 👍 thumbs up you, Mr Bandit what you gonna do son?