I Tested Viral Dumb Holiday TikTok Builds

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @joncarbone2786
    @joncarbone2786 28 дней назад +221

    the mailbox is actually pretty cool and easy. I'm sure if people have kids, they'd love it and an easy thing to get them involved in a cool little project

    • @dbthaone
      @dbthaone 20 дней назад +5

      I'm a mail carrier, I actually like the mailbox. As long as I can easily see and access the flap and flag, it's fine.

    • @TL-wf5nh
      @TL-wf5nh 16 дней назад

      😮😮😢

  • @Bassmanx89
    @Bassmanx89 27 дней назад +109

    Those santa sleeves and the miter saw are a terrifying combination.

  • @darklordofsword
    @darklordofsword 28 дней назад +132

    To get the giant Christmas lights to work properly, you need to use a translucent colored paint, like the kind you'd find in the automotive section, not a normal opaque spray paint.

    • @SnowieShiba
      @SnowieShiba 26 дней назад +5

      yup this is it! or the watered down dollar store paint. That seems to work fine as well.

  • @aivawhitehead1932
    @aivawhitehead1932 27 дней назад +21

    Hey, i just wanted to let you know that I really enjoy your videos, you remind me of my uncle a lot. Idk why, but you do John. He committed suicide in May, and I really miss him, i wish I listened to my gut feeling and visited him one last time because we lived within 2 miles of each other and now I won't be able to. So thank you for somehow reminding me of him.😊♥️

    • @terencemerritt
      @terencemerritt 25 дней назад +3

      Sorry for your loss

    • @BhappyD
      @BhappyD 20 дней назад +2

      So sorry for your loss. I know from experience that the holiday season can sometimes be the hardest, but I pray your memories together will help bring you comfort. May God bless you. ❤️

  • @josephawatson
    @josephawatson 28 дней назад +99

    "why are you so mean to yourself, have you heard my dad talk to me?" lol I can relate to that

  • @seancampbell2456
    @seancampbell2456 28 дней назад +54

    I like the slowly turning into Santa

  • @maureenmitchell7551
    @maureenmitchell7551 28 дней назад +74

    Next time you want to do a TikTok project video, build it they way they do it, and then build it Malecki-style. The tree tray could be really fancy with like an end grain cutting board bottom and a nice, strong frame around it.

    • @RyTrapp0
      @RyTrapp0 27 дней назад +4

      That's a good idea, there have been a few that seem like a decent concept if they were just constructed in a better way

    • @CALB2009
      @CALB2009 17 дней назад +1

      Even just adding Veneer Edge Banding would work to cover the plywood edges! I'm pretty shocked at his lack of effort and basic wood working additions. It all felt so condescending.

  • @dennisstolwijk7906
    @dennisstolwijk7906 26 дней назад +13

    LOL, that montage of Sgt. Hartman holding up the star and yelling WTF IS THAT send my sip of water flying :D

  • @THEwAFFLEofDOOM666
    @THEwAFFLEofDOOM666 28 дней назад +10

    The first segment, cutting the bottom of the "tree"? Yes, extremely satisfying and I loved it!!!!

  • @williamdonaldson1686
    @williamdonaldson1686 28 дней назад +55

    RUclips is lying to you. I am subscribed.

  • @curthough
    @curthough 23 дня назад +1

    The editors killed it on this one.
    Don't get me wrong, I love John and his jokes, but the editing makes them that much funnier.
    The clips and memes they drop in always make me chuckle.
    The drop in of John singing "Forever Young" was incredible lol
    Keep up the good work everyone.

  • @lostarcher1
    @lostarcher1 28 дней назад +7

    My dad and I used to make wind spinners the same way you made the pine tree way back in the late 1980's... they look really neat spinning around in the wind when they were painted/stained.

    • @stsfuzzybear4613
      @stsfuzzybear4613 28 дней назад

      And they have been around for well over 100 years.

  • @MattMcConaha
    @MattMcConaha 28 дней назад +15

    The issue with the star is that all of the points are supposed to be equal distance from the center. Since they were drawing the points all the way to the corners and edges of the rectangle, irregular distances from the center, there was no way the star was going to look right.
    But tbh it fits the vibe fine, this tree is supposed to look like a hillbilly DIY project.

    • @3_character_minimum
      @3_character_minimum 26 дней назад

      True dat...
      If you're fabricating lots of stuff. It's a good task to set new guys. It gives them a chance to show off their geometry skills.

    • @NyanyiC
      @NyanyiC 24 дня назад

      so they should have started with a square 🤔
      edit - thank you.. i can now freehand a 5 point star😁😁😁

    • @CALB2009
      @CALB2009 17 дней назад

      Exactly! I KNOW he has access to a computer and google image search, which he could've used for a basic template. It's not rocket science.

  • @jenniferaddison3829
    @jenniferaddison3829 27 дней назад +8

    OMG more Santa gear put on with each build is cracking me up! The mailbox looks cool tho!

  • @d.5432
    @d.5432 28 дней назад +42

    The christmas tree mailbox is pretty damn good actually.

  • @alfonsoPina
    @alfonsoPina 28 дней назад +3

    I love the interaction between John and Pull it 😀 reminds me of me and my oldest brother. He was a foosball player and was 15 ft tall while I was barely over 5 and a half feet tall and we enjoyed a good game of make fun of each other so our other two brothers could enjoy with popcorn. Keep it up you knuckleheads.

  • @ryancrume
    @ryancrume 28 дней назад +32

    @8:24 bruh it's a hot knife, arts & craft tier. 😂 good vid 💪🏽

    • @wolfguydiy1811
      @wolfguydiy1811 28 дней назад +7

      also used to cut foam plastic in construction. to put floor heating pipes in it :)

    • @mherrmann81687
      @mherrmann81687 27 дней назад +4

      Harbor Freight has it for pretty cheap... how do they not know about it?

    • @mcdonaldm73
      @mcdonaldm73 21 день назад

      @@mherrmann81687 Same way he doesn't know to pre-drill before putting screws in so it doesn't split the wood I guess. I do it on crappy stuff I don't even care about. Maybe it's just me.

    • @mherrmann81687
      @mherrmann81687 21 день назад

      @@mcdonaldm73 I just mean that they have done shopping sprees in there, talk about all the stuff they save a buck on by getting it a HF bc you don't need to always buy high-end tools, and yet they haven't noticed the Hot Knife in the PowerTools section... I just found it a bit shocking
      But I get what you mean.

  • @owenkuntz9108
    @owenkuntz9108 28 дней назад +6

    “All the safe (stuff) I do is with the insane tools I have.“ I feel the same. I’m more likely to get hurt trying to use my drill for a purpose it really shouldn’t be.

  • @stevenking997
    @stevenking997 28 дней назад +12

    yooooooo, "hold that for me" and the wood flying, that almost made me choke.

    • @lirael423
      @lirael423 28 дней назад +2

      Same. 😂 Literally laughed out loud.

  • @CodyStone-cx3js
    @CodyStone-cx3js 28 дней назад +1

    The way you drilled vertical makes it much less sturdy as well. I love making little 2-3 foot ones for holiday gifts.

  • @tugsman5
    @tugsman5 27 дней назад +3

    For the giant lights I think you can buy different color "tint" paint so you can see the light through it a little better!

  • @tyoung2769
    @tyoung2769 16 дней назад

    I actually made the 2x4 tree (but with 1x3's) last week (saw it on Reddit, not RUclips, but it's the same one). I routed a shallow channel down the middle of the pieces (inside the tree), and added some green LED lights. Then added a base by only adding the ends of the shown base piece and making a cross piece that fit snugly between those end pieces. My wife loves it.

  • @nohandle227
    @nohandle227 25 дней назад +4

    For your star, you may already know this, but to find the degrees of any polygon you divide the number of sides by 360, that will give you the degrees you need: Examples: 4 sides, 4/360= 90 degrees. For the star 5 sides, 5/360= 72 degrees. knowing you need 72 degrees will give you a perfect star.

    • @phoebe5715
      @phoebe5715 21 день назад +1

      It’s the opposite. You divide 360 by the number of sides. 360/4 = 90

  • @suzarraKushner-p2z
    @suzarraKushner-p2z 26 дней назад +1

    The last thing you made the weird tree charcuterie board, please put shells in it and put tiny houses it would be so much cuter

  • @Leroys_Stuff
    @Leroys_Stuff 27 дней назад +4

    I’m with you so satisfying watching those furring strips drop great video as always 😊

  • @PeteGoode
    @PeteGoode 26 дней назад +1

    Tree tray- turn it into a tree shelf advent calendar with little drawers or just shelves for gifts.

  • @grizznasty
    @grizznasty 20 дней назад

    Him saying pop confirmed my appreciation for this channel

  • @4teenpages
    @4teenpages 19 часов назад

    The little tree with a led candle indside would be cute window decor for my picture window! Super cute

  • @goodideabadexecution8864
    @goodideabadexecution8864 27 дней назад +1

    Maybe if you cut a small shelf for the middle of the "little tree", it could be used for smaller Christmas knick-knacks? And it might strengthen that joint up too.

  • @davmar-du5ez
    @davmar-du5ez 14 дней назад

    Just wanna say, I love your videos and they help me get through a tough time having to lose one of my favorite aunts watching your videos kept my mind off her slow declining Health. as I sat in the hospital or watched it at home. keep up the good work.

  • @davidwilson8183
    @davidwilson8183 26 дней назад

    Something huge and more complicated? How about a backlit, inset gaming table with cup holders and a topper to make it a dinner table. 8 feet long x 4 feet wide. Drawers in the side for cards, mini figs, map tiles, …
    Something that serves as a game day dinner table with removable/reversible top to play games on for up to 8 people.
    Games such as Gloomhaven, Marvel Legendary, Imperial Assault, Ascension Tactics, Marvel United, Brass, Anachrony, Apiary … lots of pieces, lots of space, large play-mats and/or map tiles with room for player boards dice rolling and snacks!
    Absolutely LOVE your builds and wish I had the time, resources, and talent to do even half of what you can do! Completely AMAZING!
    Thank you!

  • @danwagner4140
    @danwagner4140 26 дней назад +1

    When I saw John in the Santa coat I was really thinking that Sam was going to be in an elf costume. Not sure if disappointed or relieved

  • @tatehogan5685
    @tatehogan5685 20 дней назад

    Love seeing the Bossdog glue being used. Buy some for yourself or woodworking friend, you won't be disappointed!

  • @ClericVA
    @ClericVA 27 дней назад

    It is just amazing how you made all those trees out of wood, I am not a creative person so I cannot imagine making a tree out of actual wood. Great job John

  • @Crytoph
    @Crytoph 28 дней назад +3

    When the holiday season's over, how about turning your mailbox into a Dalek? Perfect shape!

  • @forsakensyke
    @forsakensyke 25 дней назад +1

    Not going to lie, it takes me months to years to subscribe to channels, however you called yourself a kid and that's the energy I need in my life

  • @jayc5942
    @jayc5942 27 дней назад +1

    I’d love to see a house decorated with those giant lights.

  • @silverperzon
    @silverperzon 26 дней назад

    Whoever does the editing for these videos, props to you. They always make my day haha.

  • @danielvoorhees9507
    @danielvoorhees9507 24 дня назад +1

    I made 2 of the 2x4 Christmas trees for my wife. One small like that and a bigger one. Cost like $10 for both. Had some red and green paint laying around. She loves them and it took about a half hour

  • @PieRatRC
    @PieRatRC 28 дней назад +3

    4:43 had me laughing. I was having a bad day on the garage the other day and my middle boy was eyeballing me like WTF. I said don’t be like me.

  • @Emulani
    @Emulani 28 дней назад +11

    a thumbs up for sticking to the costume :)

  • @michaelwillson6847
    @michaelwillson6847 27 дней назад +1

    You should build a 7ft tall elf on a shelf and display it outside your house or shop keep all your staff and kids in check over the holidays 🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤦👍

  • @SargeWolf010
    @SargeWolf010 26 дней назад +5

    4:37 been subbed for awhile... and there enough scraps left over for mini version for your kiddos 😅

  • @kylekinkead8162
    @kylekinkead8162 24 дня назад +1

    If you run a dowel through the top of the bottle you can cut a hole in the bottom with the hole saw and then cut the top way easier

  • @BGwoodworks-d2g
    @BGwoodworks-d2g 28 дней назад +1

    I’ve literally been making those 2x4 trees for family members this year great easy build.

  • @Brian-mp2mv
    @Brian-mp2mv 25 дней назад

    The first track sawing was so satisfying! Next level in fact.

  • @jfreese99
    @jfreese99 25 дней назад

    As a maker who was in charge of making the topper for the tree for our first Christmas married I can confirm making stars are a pain in the butt

  • @flamedphoenix84
    @flamedphoenix84 27 дней назад +1

    I like the tree idea at the end. You don't even have to do it around the mail box that is a good idea. And if you do it right. The first time you install it would take you the longest because after that you could have it already together for the next year.

  • @GiGithecrafter
    @GiGithecrafter 12 дней назад

    The mailbox came out pretty cool. I love your videos. Great work. Happy holidays!

  • @timothymbess
    @timothymbess 24 дня назад +1

    9:00 - I built this exact set of lights using soda bottles. Run your hole saw in reverse. The teeth moving backwards are sharp enough to cut/melt the plastic. If you run it forwards, the teeth are way too aggressive and will bite you in the hand every time. Ask me how I know.

  • @ickilla
    @ickilla 27 дней назад +1

    You could make the little tree a wall shelf if you added shelfs on it

  • @louishoey
    @louishoey 27 дней назад +1

    As a subscriber, I can say on the Christmas tree just Make each piece1/4 inch shorter then assemble 👍🏼. 100% john used these Decorations at his house this year 😅.

  • @territ1231
    @territ1231 27 дней назад +4

    I love the big lights thing but it's so costly for supplies

  • @Jordanish
    @Jordanish 14 дней назад

    Okay, your call-to-subscribe got me. Nailed it, down to the stupid grin 😂
    Keep up the great content! Your stuff is both entertaining and inspiring!

  • @tikcuf39
    @tikcuf39 20 дней назад +1

    The Bearded Viking did a cool Christmas tree. And he made a smaller one that fit inside. Check it out.

  • @petemazzocchi3256
    @petemazzocchi3256 28 дней назад +3

    The Christmas tree looks like a sail!

  • @argondemad8024
    @argondemad8024 27 дней назад +1

    😂im unsure if you could have done the first tree any more awkward nor wastefull of material to end up with an abomination😂 however, I had a good laugh especially with the rest of the circus😂😂😂😂

  • @ACDoesIt247
    @ACDoesIt247 25 дней назад

    "If you're gunna build dumb shit like this and be me, you deserve these fumes" made me laugh out loud. Thanks for being modern day tim the toolman taylor. Love the channel.

  • @addicted2monster88
    @addicted2monster88 13 дней назад

    Used to do the mailbox thing several years ago. My kids loved it. My nephew hit it with the snow plow and I've just never made another.

  • @seanfenn5569
    @seanfenn5569 28 дней назад +1

    10:38 “Focus on B-hole.” That’s your next shirt right there!

  • @johnyboy83
    @johnyboy83 27 дней назад

    Great job, John!
    Matthew Peech did a different spiral tree a couple years ago. I think he used electrical conduit for the center

  • @timduke4616
    @timduke4616 14 дней назад

    Did we just get blessed with a Lenny cameo??? I think we did and that’s neat😏😏

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 28 дней назад +8

    Ah! Another upload from John. Wonder if it's gonna be filled with some sketchy 💩
    Yes, yes it is. 😁💕

  • @mikegilbert8545
    @mikegilbert8545 28 дней назад +2

    Now you can make 2 mini trees out of the scraps

  • @richards200
    @richards200 16 дней назад

    On the wooden trees, use CA glue instead of nails to hold it until the wood glue goes off, quicker and leaves a finish with no nail holes

  • @pattinacollins-paisley2304
    @pattinacollins-paisley2304 27 дней назад

    We just finished this video. Props to you for building those wearing that furnace! I thought of a build for you to do. A princess bed for your oldest daughter. Make it look like Cinderella’s carriage. It would be awesome.

  • @DarrylWPerry1789
    @DarrylWPerry1789 26 дней назад +1

    I can say with 100% confidence that I AM subscribed!

  • @ericorange2654
    @ericorange2654 28 дней назад +3

    Johnny boy looked right at me and accused me of being not subscribed….I can believe you would have such little faith in me!
    Even after I watched your hidden whiskey stash video

  • @rhkips
    @rhkips 27 дней назад

    Going forward, "The Malecki Star" will be a Christmas tradition in my home.

  • @monster-teeth5378
    @monster-teeth5378 21 день назад

    For the tree food tray, I think tracing the inside of it actually made it weaker. If you trace the outside and then attach it it reinforces all the edges and angles

  • @afg122602
    @afg122602 28 дней назад +1

    The big problem with those giant Christmas lights is, the paint will not hold up. Every item used will chip and crack over time.

  • @topher77
    @topher77 23 дня назад

    I built a set of those Christmas trees from a cedar board. Gave them to family and friends as Christmas gifts.

  • @adamsdrives
    @adamsdrives 20 дней назад

    Watching John build these allows me to see what my wife sees when she asks me to build TikTok and Insta things for her 😂

  • @jaywest885
    @jaywest885 27 дней назад

    When you were building the giant lights, all I could think about is The Jerky Boys - Sol's Warts. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you need to search that in RUclips and listen to the first thing that comes up. It's priceless.

  • @jm100368
    @jm100368 26 дней назад

    believe it or not this guy is a master woodworker

  • @dwightschrutesbeats
    @dwightschrutesbeats 7 дней назад

    I built 8 of these for my neighbors for Christmas 15:13. It was a blast and with some 1 inch screws, I was able to string lights on them for cheap

  • @Bnm-fk9fi
    @Bnm-fk9fi 27 дней назад

    I spent most of the video holding my breath waiting for John’s Santa costume to be pulled into either a drill or a saw 😂 workplace safety fail but very entertaining 😀

  • @EdHadder
    @EdHadder 27 дней назад

    I Love John Malecki Videos 💛❤

  • @ogacct2834
    @ogacct2834 27 дней назад

    Santa outfit makes this video 10/10 quality

    • @ogacct2834
      @ogacct2834 27 дней назад

      Just missing Santa's pants

  • @DuncanCustomAirbrush
    @DuncanCustomAirbrush 26 дней назад

    I used the 2 inch hole drill bit on my soda bottles and it was almost bad...almost, lol!

  • @WMPool-e8n
    @WMPool-e8n 27 дней назад

    Rumor is that Michael Saylor invested in Alemio Network and will push this project to the moon!

  • @projectrebuild908
    @projectrebuild908 27 дней назад

    I loved the Owl on top of the tree

  • @andreamancausoft595
    @andreamancausoft595 18 дней назад

    Have you ever made a river cutting board? Does food-safe resin exist?
    It seems like a great project to start with resin and river.

  • @creedcameron1138
    @creedcameron1138 28 дней назад

    Finding out you just uploaded a video without having notif. On is a legendary move and best way to start an early saturday

  • @allenpeachy3987
    @allenpeachy3987 28 дней назад

    The cutoffs from the firring strips could be center drilled as well to make 1-2 smaller trees.

  • @toddbob644
    @toddbob644 28 дней назад +2

    They say there are 3 stages of a man's life... first is when you believe in Santa, second is when you are Santa, and third is when you look like Santa...

  • @ProfessionalByNoMeans
    @ProfessionalByNoMeans 27 дней назад

    Tree on mailbox looks good. ❤

  • @jrthetravelingsalesman6357
    @jrthetravelingsalesman6357 12 дней назад

    I just made these large Xmas lights for my wife and thought the same exact about the hot knife to cut the 2 liters so I scoffed at it and did it my own way. Took a couple but I found the easiest and fastest way was to use my drill with a wood bore bit, i did a 3/4” hole then used my tin snips to cut the rest of the hole out and it was very easy and fast that way. Ya know, for ur next set of obnoxiously large DIY Xmas lights

  • @ECrowley3
    @ECrowley3 28 дней назад

    John singing "Forever Young" completed this whole video.

  • @King-Bane
    @King-Bane 27 дней назад

    This is my favorite video. The sarcasm is just making me roll on the floor laughing.

  • @lonnietaylor2759
    @lonnietaylor2759 27 дней назад

    I LOVE THE GREAT IDEAS OF THE WOODEN TREES, THE GIANT LIGHT UP PLUGS, THE GIFT BOX TREES, (THINK ON THAT TREEN A TREE!)very interesting🤔😇🤗😎

  • @orusanen
    @orusanen 26 дней назад

    Here is an idea to the first project: make an epoxy table, then cut that to thin strips, and build the tree out of those

  • @SimonSargent-z4f
    @SimonSargent-z4f 25 дней назад

    It looks great, well done👍👍👍😎😎🙂🙂🥳🥳🥳

  • @jaywashington2196
    @jaywashington2196 28 дней назад

    Tip: if you want to draw a perfect shaped star, draw a pentagon first and connect the end point

  • @tugsman5
    @tugsman5 27 дней назад

    I was gonna say those are the nicest furring strips I've seen. I worked Lumbar at Home Depot for 3yrs, and ours NEVER looked that good, hahahaha

  • @scottpolenske9224
    @scottpolenske9224 26 дней назад

    Mailbox Looks good till the plow truck comes by and blows it apart from a blasts of snow and slush. Lol

  • @patsypjr63
    @patsypjr63 28 дней назад

    You should make a xmas tree cutting board/serving tray. Little Paduk mixed in? Oh yeah

  • @leemarie49
    @leemarie49 27 дней назад

    i love that you start in you hat then work your way into the full suit lol thank you for making my day

  • @mrscottanderson1
    @mrscottanderson1 27 дней назад

    I am subscribed. Have been for years. Love the crap out of you, your staff, and your content. Merry Christmas!

  • @pamelah6431
    @pamelah6431 27 дней назад

    John, please make some Shop Shades for us smaller folk.