I have started a church of carlin here in Wisconsin. I have no followers, so I can't get tax deductions. Would you be my follower? the only doctrine is that you listen to Carlin once a week, preferably on Sunday but I'm flexible. Then, practice what he preaches daily.
@@01Dekker10 George Carlin went after everyone, but let's not get it twisted, he was a Liberal in his outlook. He complained about Liberals and feminists who where too PC, but he hated conservative philosophy and tore into it. George Carlin, "I happen to agree with most of the femist philosophy I've read". Carlin's daughter in 2016: 'But, my dad didn’t vote. He stopped voting in ’72 when McGovern broke his heart. You know, he’d be a Sanders...he’d love Bernie Sanders. My dad was very progressive.'
That Jesus fella apparently was vocally against material possessions..... Please donate to build another mega church btw, free gold (plated) cross chain as a symbol of membership......
13:31 Founded on double standard 20:56 Fun thing to do 22:40 Photographers studio 26:38 Hotel sewing kit 32:57 Friends in Pensilvania 33:26 New Hampshire
The most real comedian of all time. The only one to cross every line and push every envelope. No holds barred, no one and nothing was safe! I'm with George! 😎
LOL... Serious? Wait to you realize he was a Monarched Government Shill. However, I somewhat agree with you and he was definitely Extremely talented. But, He had MUCH help.
Seven minutes into this rant and I'm happy to know that all of the problems that George is talking about have been completely solved and that America has learned from all of its past mistakes.
America hasn't learned shit. If nothing it's worse. Dump just fired his 3rd inspector general in 6 weeks. Mainly because he was investigating something criminal that dump is trying to, illegally, and that's selling arns to saudi arabia. His ineptitude and lack of leadership qualities have cost a few thousand Americans to die because of his refusal to use information passed to him by a previous administration who happened to be led by a black man.
“Organized religion and organized crime working together to help build a better America.” 🇺🇸 Full circle right there. Congratulations on your new president.
The bit about screaming "pull over" to another motorist: years ago, someone cut me off while I was riding my motorbike so I came up alongside his car when it was safe to do so, tooted my horn frantically, pointed at the rear wheel of his car and made a wobbling motion with my hand. To my great satisfaction, he hastily pulled over and stopped to check what was wrong and I just rode away... Far better than any amount of swearing, screaming and obscene jestures could ever be. My humorous licence plate surround had "Daddy Farted and We Can't Get Out!" The kids thought it quite appropriate and my youngest daughter couldn't even read at the time but she delighted in pointing at it and telling people what it said. The stupid shitstain that illegally and dangerously sped past my minivan on the *wrong side* had one of those stupid "Baby On Board" signs in the back window of his minivan... _Of course_ he didn't care about the safety of me and *my children* - he clearly didn't even care about the safety of his *own* demon spawn, but he had a stupid sign telling others to drive carefully because he had his "precious cargo" aboard. He didn't need a sign saying "Asshole at the wheel" because no one seeing him drive would ever fail to realise that. Sadly, there wasn't a safe area for me to pull alongside him and point frantically at his rear wheel, so he just sped off to endanger other families....
True genius and he's the only comedian that really makes you think he not only makes you laugh about horrendous things that really happened and makes them funny and actually really funny but he also teaches you a lot teaches you about stuff most people just aren't awake to.
😘Just think if this genius was alive today to witness what is going on in the White House and our Congress and how they are treating the people in general. I have a feeling he was neutralized because he spoke so much truth. So f*cking sad! 😢 We love you George!🥰
I'm on the fence about this. I've watched every special and documentary on George Carlin. And this ain't to far off I think funniest for a long time I've always wondered what would he say about the world today I found that interesting fact but it's still not him I don't know how I feel about this
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Or, ya know, he just thought it was nonsense like a lot of other people. not everyone who doesn't believe had a bad experience. They just don't agree with it.
Trump criminal asshole yes ,............but are implying that the Clintons are law abiding do gooders ? .LOL 😉😄😅🤣😆 .. ? woke much or just a brainwashed ideologue ?
Hank Hildebrant I hate the right vs left dichotomy. It was designed to keep us peasants at odds, just like you and the guy before demonstrated. Congrats
Well this just proves one thing, Carlin is a comedian, his opinion had no traction in the 60s because he had no audience. Thinking he was a major political force isn't what he even wanted, so I am glad you all think he's a politician and not a legendary comedian like he wants us to remember him as
i cant believe all i see on this show is the comments of arguments about politics instead of the rest of the video as one whole act and the rest of the scenes. i see absolutely no positive comments about the rest of the video just goes to show how closed minded humans are, selective hearing. george carlin did not give a shit about poloitics and far from a right wing fan. simply he is talking shit on the attitude and characteristics of the dumb Ass people who decided to take the path of any government roles he very much had a mind of his own just a guy who payed attention to EVERYTHING AND RVERYONE that he came across as he got older.
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I have to listen to Carlin at least once a week to keep my sanity.
Same here, and I thought I was the only one! Lol
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I have started a church of carlin here in Wisconsin. I have no followers, so I can't get tax deductions. Would you be my follower? the only doctrine is that you listen to Carlin once a week, preferably on Sunday but I'm flexible. Then, practice what he preaches daily.
@@prigemini he wouldn't like that he hates religion
Being from Scotland I was late in catching on to this genius. Sad loss to this world, but I ensure his work and memory are kept alive!
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Deep and fair man.
Billy Connolly is better
@@waskoNzoo It's a matter of taste I suppose.
George Carlin was a funny human being with a razor sharp mindset... fucking brilliant man.
George Carlin, you have no idea how dearly you are being missed.
Thank you for posting this. George Carlin was a treasure. I think it is safe to say he is still sadly missed.
Nice thoughts, I appreciated him too.
oh man would he destroy the latest political bullshit like no other comedian
@@nickPOPmusic him and Robin Williams. Dump would have them killed.
He STILL IS A Treasure..and yes we will never forget Him!
@@guynorth3277 9 years later and not forgotten
Such a funny, on target guy. So glad I can watch these hilarious videos to brighten my days. Miss ya!
Get the distinct impression George Carlin could predict the future up to at least 2020! George Carlin... genius mind.... period!
George Carlin in New Jersey, match made in heaven
🛎⌚⏰
George Carlin is The best there ever was, and the best there ever will be.
This.
yes
Without a dought the most brillant stand up comic the shit he thinks about is genius
I wish George could see America today. It would be amazing.
He'd have a field day with trump and the modern GOP...
@@Alexthegreat27 if youd enjoy that wait till you hear what he says about sjws and obsession with gender.
@@01Dekker10 George Carlin went after everyone, but let's not get it twisted, he was a Liberal in his outlook. He complained about Liberals and feminists who where too PC, but he hated conservative philosophy and tore into it.
George Carlin, "I happen to agree with most of the femist philosophy I've read".
Carlin's daughter in 2016: 'But, my dad didn’t vote. He stopped voting in ’72 when McGovern broke his heart. You know, he’d be a Sanders...he’d love Bernie Sanders. My dad was very progressive.'
That would have made him laugh or cry
@Alexthegreat27 you got that right
Best comic EVER. Period.
enoboye One of.
enoboye agreed....by far
It all you see in George Carlin is a comic than your fucking blind he's way more than a comic he's telling the truth
2nd best 😁
Tied, Mel Brooks, and a few more from that era...
"... Because a rat died"
That killed me too.
the picture made me get a bit choked up, he's my favorite comedian. But I know he's enjoying the balloon room, off the main hall in west heaven :')
He was an atheist like most logical, free-thinking humans. So if a heaven exists and it's the Judaeo-Christian heaven, he's not in it, sadly.
Xen Xander I think he was a Gnostic more than an atheist. Remeber the bits where he talked about The Blue Elektron.
Hector Med
Eternal Energy of which
we come, we go...
Carlin is in hell
He didn’t believe in god or heaven!!
@@harrishawker1 except hes not, because that shit is just man made voodoo nonsense to make people conform
one of Carlin's best. thanks for the upload!
The dislikes are the Reagan administration folks who were called out
History repeating itself
@@jethroturner8709 First as a tragedy, then as a farce.
Careful now they dont like it when you insult they're lord and savior Ronald Reagan
@@MikeY-nh2we fuck Reagan and his cohorts.
@@ziyanglee7950 ya know that's right
Miss you George, Toledo Window Box my first Carlin album
"A proctologist with bad depth perception"
Rest in peace Carlin.
A philosopher and a word smith disguised as a comedian.
True, very true! Well said!
Just a comedian. He actually made fun of this very subject and people still don't get it.
That Jesus fella apparently was vocally against material possessions.....
Please donate to build another mega church btw, free gold (plated) cross chain as a symbol of membership......
So original
@@alexnikas8533 Being adopted is no reason to be a Ponce, I'm pretty sure someone else's parents still love you
Lewis Black needs to recreate the driving/traffic bit. That would be amazing and, I think, a great tribute to a legend BY another legend.
Brilliant man and the best comedian ever.
Love this guy he was so honest about life. While being funny and sad at the same time.
13:31 Founded on double standard
20:56 Fun thing to do
22:40 Photographers studio
26:38 Hotel sewing kit
32:57 Friends in Pensilvania
33:26 New Hampshire
I been watching mostly all his Videos for years enjoyed very moment.
The most real comedian of all time. The only one to cross every line and push every envelope. No holds barred, no one and nothing was safe! I'm with George! 😎
Jimmy Jones Have you heard of Ricky Gervais or Frankie Boyle?
NOBODY EVER COULD TOP GEORGE...
Maybe dtrump!
Robin Williams
I'm a devout Christian, but George Carlin is funny as fuck 🤣
We miss George
My #1 nomination for the smartest man who ever lived.
LOL...
Serious?
Wait to you realize he was a Monarched Government
Shill.
However, I somewhat agree with you and he was definitely Extremely
talented.
But, He had MUCH help.
@@garyaustin8595 you mean, like, a propagandist for the Queen of England? Actually, I think ol' George is tied with Terrence McKenna.
Jamie Kaufhold jepp. WTF this guy is talking about? Weirdo.
👍 brilliant ‼️
George Carlin was red pill before that was even a term
I love the Viking/Germanic tribes reference! Top quality comedy.
How quaint-back when they actually prosecuted criminals in political circles. Now they just laugh at the judicial branch.
Carlin was and still is "The Man".
👍👍👍😁😁😁💯💯💯🌟🌟🌟 ❣️
Yes he will be missed you WAS THE BEST NO ONE CANT OUT DO HIM NO ONE
No one...one of a kind. Rare 💎
Thanks for the upload!
46:07
I’ve never heard him get so heated about anything before
I'm definitely going to go into a gift shop and ask for my gift.
Did you get it 😁?
I do. The first time I heard that bit I fell out of my chair laughing. SAAAAAAAB.
Your avatar / logo. Perfection!
My Senator is up for reelection again and is emailing asking for campaign donations. Will he take food stamps? Should I give him 10, 100 or 1,000?
What state?
I really wish I could have seen him live. We have the same birthday! (May 12)
Seven minutes into this rant and I'm happy to know that all of the problems that George is talking about have been completely solved and that America has learned from all of its past mistakes.
outshined Ha Ha Ha!! George Would Say.. That Trump is full of Shit! And everybody knows it ( except him )
America hasn't learned shit. If nothing it's worse. Dump just fired his 3rd inspector general in 6 weeks. Mainly because he was investigating something criminal that dump is trying to, illegally, and that's selling arns to saudi arabia.
His ineptitude and lack of leadership qualities have cost a few thousand Americans to die because of his refusal to use information passed to him by a previous administration who happened to be led by a black man.
George was so hopeful for the future of America!
Not
“Organized religion and organized crime working together to help build a better America.” 🇺🇸
Full circle right there. Congratulations on your new president.
I love George.
George was absolutely too good for mere mortals to appreciate him. Lol shout out to NEW JERSEY
RIP Geoge Carlin
A comedic genius. I miss him.
I wish he was around for Trump.
he was around stupid!
He'd probably have a field day with him.
carlin supported rudy guiliani and wouldve backed trump imo
@@gemcatseye why?
He would have had a Superbowl sized field day
The bit about screaming "pull over" to another motorist: years ago, someone cut me off while I was riding my motorbike so I came up alongside his car when it was safe to do so, tooted my horn frantically, pointed at the rear wheel of his car and made a wobbling motion with my hand. To my great satisfaction, he hastily pulled over and stopped to check what was wrong and I just rode away...
Far better than any amount of swearing, screaming and obscene jestures could ever be.
My humorous licence plate surround had "Daddy Farted and We Can't Get Out!" The kids thought it quite appropriate and my youngest daughter couldn't even read at the time but she delighted in pointing at it and telling people what it said.
The stupid shitstain that illegally and dangerously sped past my minivan on the *wrong side* had one of those stupid "Baby On Board" signs in the back window of his minivan... _Of course_ he didn't care about the safety of me and *my children* - he clearly didn't even care about the safety of his *own* demon spawn, but he had a stupid sign telling others to drive carefully because he had his "precious cargo" aboard. He didn't need a sign saying "Asshole at the wheel" because no one seeing him drive would ever fail to realise that.
Sadly, there wasn't a safe area for me to pull alongside him and point frantically at his rear wheel, so he just sped off to endanger other families....
There are two knobs on the radio...LOL.
L💘ve him always will.
Hes amazing.
I thought it was sweet when he said goodnight to his daughter.
Brilliant man, I didn't realise he was as old as my father, only 11 days difference.
Wonderful man who had the human condition figured out. Sorely missed
Georges stuff should be compulsory viewing
The best ever...safer to even say bestest.... genius mind with a razor sharp tounge...you gotta love uncle Georgie
Nothing short of genius. Pure genius!!
Just noticed he sounds just like alpacino the way he delivers his jokes sometimes well the older alpacino ..
George Carlin, Dave Chapelle, Louis CK, in no particular order
GOAT
This is the funniest one so far for me.
True genius and he's the only comedian that really makes you think he not only makes you laugh about horrendous things that really happened and makes them funny and actually really funny but he also teaches you a lot teaches you about stuff most people just aren't awake to.
I miss you George!
I was just thinking the same thing !!! Thanks Bro ,🙋🏼♀️🤭🍓
A true legend!
👍
Love this! Got any more bids?
"Same shit, different day" is my official motto. And whoever calls me a loser must take a goooood look in the mirror.
He became more of a Libertarian/Conservative later in life. No target was off limits to Carlin. Any kind of bullshit was fair game.
What happened to the video? Just audio?
Man who predicted Skip Bayless.
BRAVO..!!!!!: R I P George.
*We all come to hear the WEIRD SHIT!!!!*
That last one SO SAD!!!!
⌚🔎💰🌞❤⌛💰🔮⌚🔍💰
Best comedian ever! Just as relevant today
George would have been a great president
😘Just think if this genius was alive today to witness what is going on in the White House and our Congress and how they are treating the people in general. I have a feeling he was neutralized because he spoke so much truth. So f*cking sad! 😢 We love you George!🥰
George would LOVE 2020
The man is awesome love it
RIP George Carlin first of all true trolls
no video?
I'm just living the dream
I'm on the fence about this. I've watched every special and documentary on George Carlin. And this ain't to far off I think funniest for a long time I've always wondered what would he say about the world today I found that interesting fact but it's still not him I don't know how I feel about this
is there a live video version?
Lol holy shit "Pope Corki"! Corki is my corgi's name
R.I.P..WITH BLESSINGS..
What does his hand sign mean?
looks like ok to me
Any man whose arm hair covers his watch
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cheers
so good..... wish he'd of come to jersey, i would have loved to have seen him.
Or, ya know, he just thought it was nonsense like a lot of other people. not everyone who doesn't believe had a bad experience. They just don't agree with it.
225 with Reagan I wonder what kind of number we will get with Trump?
Ricardo Velchi How many with KilHilary? Thousands.
Jason Harvey guess what. she lost. so shut it
Trump criminal asshole yes ,............but are implying that the Clintons are law abiding do gooders ? .LOL 😉😄😅🤣😆
.. ? woke much or just a brainwashed ideologue ?
Trump 2020!
How is this posted under fair use?
GOAT
Not when it consists of a picture in non-HD quality.
Thanks George Carlin for making me not want to drive ever, a bike sounds less of a hassle.
Go into a Wendy's and ask for a Big Mac with cheese, or go to a fancy steak restaurant and ask for a pizza or tacos
It would be interesting to hear George's take on the abortion crisis in the southern states of the US.
Please elaborate (I am from Germany). What is the abortion crisis?
His bit about reagan and republicans still holds true. Mfs never learn.
the man is pure genius
George Carlin completely humiliating right-wing ideology.
The Chratheostic you're a douchebag
Hank Hildebrant
I hate the right vs left dichotomy. It was designed to keep us peasants at odds, just like you and the guy before demonstrated. Congrats
Well this just proves one thing, Carlin is a comedian, his opinion had no traction in the 60s because he had no audience. Thinking he was a major political force isn't what he even wanted, so I am glad you all think he's a politician and not a legendary comedian like he wants us to remember him as
i cant believe all i see on this show is the comments of arguments about politics instead of the rest of the video as one whole act and the rest of the scenes. i see absolutely no positive comments about the rest of the video just goes to show how closed minded humans are, selective hearing. george carlin did not give a shit about poloitics and far from a right wing fan. simply he is talking shit on the attitude and characteristics of the dumb Ass people who decided to take the path of any government roles he very much had a mind of his own just a guy who payed attention to EVERYTHING AND RVERYONE that he came across as he got older.
He actually makes fun of both ideologys quite often he didn't give about either party
*No ROY. G.BIV
NEVER UNDERSTAND CIVIL WAR!!!!*
20 guys in their 50's named Skip...
Chuck Schick iii
I do love my German Shepherd
HE IS GRATE !
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istateofmind got shut down. HBO caught up with him.