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are we- the same person? i had forgotten my glasses and kinda had to wing it on where i was going but then i tripped on the cat and fell down my stairs -_-
That's all... once I was riding my bike and a plastic bottle got stuck in my wheel and my bike FLIPPED and it landed back on me I landed on my head and almost broke my arm
*Falls down the stairs* Him: ‘Hey hey!’ Me: *Dying on the ground* This is pretty much okay. Him: ‘..’ Me: I think I can’t feel my arm...WAIT I CAN’T FEEL MY ARM-
I've fallen out of my wheelchair countless times for some of the dumbest reasons. I once was just pushing on the sidewalk with my mom and the small tire in front hit the tiniest pebble causing me and my chair to flip sideways. I unbuckled my seatbelt and crawled out of my chair laughing. My mom of course terrified that I hurt myself ran to get help to pick me up off the concrete. Ah the life of being a klutzy wheelchair bound girl has so many funny stories to share. But on to the actual point of this comment: Ben this brought a huge smile to my face and a badly needed laugh to my soul I love this one❤
My mom fell down the stairs with me when I was a little baby. Her leg was fully broken and I was laughing my ass off 😂 that set the tone for the rest of my life
@@Godskidd0s I got a scar on my chin from hitting my head and chin against a broken part of concrete and I now I have a big scar on my chin because I had a big hole in my chin-
I have a three inch scar on my chin from falling off a bike when I was playing tag on bikes. Playing tag on a bike is very dangerous that's why I never played tag on bikes again I also had to get stitches and 7 of them
I once fell down some stone stairs. I literally rolled down head first, all the way. But I wasn't hurt, just shocked. Mostly at how perfectly safe I rolled down like 50 stone steps.
I’m just imagining the ambulance operator listening in to us teasing Ben and him getting annoyed at us and laughing at the “I’m not cute, I’m Batman! Now stay still!”
Remember when we were talking about Omori and how me and Mari are very similar and I went to prove that I wouldn’t fall down my stairs, and I actually did?
Me: we are positively- the Useless..ever most CLUMSY- HUMAN BEING- and yet somehow we get a dude like ben-..this don't make no sence Ben: I'm batman Me: oh that makes sence-
POV(but not) Your so clunpsy when going up a pair of stairs you trip literally over nothing busting your knee open and your just sitting there dying of laughter calling 911🥲😂😭
No one: Aussie: (giving out to listener) Listenr: (still being sarcastic even when she's fallen down the stairs) The 911 operator (that aussie never hung up on): 😐😏
When I was a kid I would try doing wired trick or flips and I fall on my neck it was funny to me and my brother but 1 time my dads face turned so pale when he saw me fall and land on my neck that I thought he was a ghost so I played dead(I was trying to prank the ghost) he freaked out and called 911 but I got up and walked away when I got bord with it
Clumsy girlfriend. Me: Yes, you summoned me? Also, I once fell down two flights of stairs propelled by a roller bag and landed on my feet. Gave the janitor a heart attack, but I thought it was impressive.
I fell down the stairs once. Litterly was rolling and to stop myself I just reached out and grabbed the railing. I got up and was fine. Fuckin kids and being able to bounc right back
I live on the second floor and we have concrete stairs and I managed to trip over my own feet and fall all the way down. My dad laughed a little when I told him. I was fine but it hurt.
About 17 years ago, I had just gotten ready for my first day of high school. I was going down the stairs to have breakfast, and my foot slid from under me. I landed on my butt, and the shock of the impact shot up my spine. My mom asked if I was okay, and I told her, "Yeah, I'll be okay. I just slid down the stairs, that's all. Man, my butt hurts." Once I was able to move, after 3 minutes, I had my breakfast and headed out the door. Bruised bottom or not, I was ready to enter the high school as a freshman.
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Benny I would love to but I spent all of my dollars on Netflix
*”Clumsy Girlfriend”*
WHO SUMMONED ME!?
I fall UP the stairs
SAME!!!
Your not the only one 😶🤚
I get rug burn on my shins all the time bc of it.. Lol
Pls same ✋🏻😭
F E L T
OML I thought I was the only one!
I fell down the stairs once because I had forgotten to get my glasses but I still laugh off the fall.
are we- the same person? i had forgotten my glasses and kinda had to wing it on where i was going but then i tripped on the cat and fell down my stairs -_-
god 707 lolz we might be glasses twins
Nicole Moore i meann thats kinda cool-
Yaaaaaz 😂😁👍🏻
I feel once because I was putting my glasses on while walking down them, they mess up my depth perception when I put them on
I’ve never fallen down the stairs but I’ve fallen UP the stairs many times😂
Lol same
I’ve done both before
Oml I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve fallen up the stairs AND nearly FELL down the stairs
I fall up the stairs and then slide back down
I felt that, there was one time I did that but I started sliding down and the way one of my legs was positioned almost made me do a split-
I’m starting to think that if all of these videos are some how connected. We are the most troublesome gf on the planet.
oh noes, flashback to the time I did actually fall down the stairs and sprained my arm. *all well*
That's all... once I was riding my bike and a plastic bottle got stuck in my wheel and my bike FLIPPED and it landed back on me I landed on my head and almost broke my arm
If I do fall down the stairs there we be a faint "Weeeeeeee"
I-
Same 🤭
YES
😭🖐️aha I laughed so hard
Ben: don't move
Me: gets up.and stops twerking
Why whyyy you're is so underatted
xD
Ben: "I'm not cute! I'm Batman!"
Me: "You are cute and that's final!"
Also I really love your content Ben
everyone on the chat: "WAKE UP"
"WE ARE ALIVE" "WE'RE NOT DEAD"
me: DIE.. what, am i seriously the only one?
I fell down the school stairs once, I was unconscious and I woke up to the nurse literally giving me ice -.-
Same
😂😂😂why is that so true about every nurse. U break a leg. Ice.
Lol yes
@@yarialyzgarcia7584 haha
Behold, the most advanced technology in the field of medicine, *I C E*
*Falls down the stairs*
Him: ‘Hey hey!’
Me: *Dying on the ground* This is pretty much okay.
Him: ‘..’
Me: I think I can’t feel my arm...WAIT I CAN’T FEEL MY ARM-
I've fallen out of my wheelchair countless times for some of the dumbest reasons. I once was just pushing on the sidewalk with my mom and the small tire in front hit the tiniest pebble causing me and my chair to flip sideways. I unbuckled my seatbelt and crawled out of my chair laughing. My mom of course terrified that I hurt myself ran to get help to pick me up off the concrete. Ah the life of being a klutzy wheelchair bound girl has so many funny stories to share.
But on to the actual point of this comment: Ben this brought a huge smile to my face and a badly needed laugh to my soul I love this one❤
The operator: “Bruce Wayne is that you?”
Raise your hand if you read the title and said "Yep. That's something I'd do/ have already done. Let's see how this plays out." Or is it just me?
Him: Where is your people
The police officer/me: ITS BEEN 3 SECONDS SIR
My mom fell down the stairs with me when I was a little baby. Her leg was fully broken and I was laughing my ass off 😂 that set the tone for the rest of my life
when i was 8 i fell down the stairs head first and the only thing my dad said was “ of course your dumbass fell down the stairs”
That’s rough buddy
Ben: You fell? How
Me: by existing fam, I've broken my bones 10 times from falling down the stairs, this is normal
Ben:"Where's your people?!"
Operator:" Sir this is a Wendy's..."
Me when I fell down the stairs: THAT WAS FUNNY I COULD’VE DIED- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
I'm just gonna add this reply so I can remember this FUNNY comment🤣🤣🤣
@@Godskidd0s lmaooooo I did fall down the stairs once and reacted like that tho-
I did the same thing one time. I wanted to slide down CARPET stairs with a PILLOW but I did get a cool scar from it
@@Godskidd0s I got a scar on my chin from hitting my head and chin against a broken part of concrete and I now I have a big scar on my chin because I had a big hole in my chin-
I have a three inch scar on my chin from falling off a bike when I was playing tag on bikes. Playing tag on a bike is very dangerous that's why I never played tag on bikes again I also had to get stitches and 7 of them
I once fell down some stone stairs. I literally rolled down head first, all the way. But I wasn't hurt, just shocked. Mostly at how perfectly safe I rolled down like 50 stone steps.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU FREAKING SAVED US ?!
I fall down my stairs all the time and it happens so much that my neighbors are like "don't die getting ready"
There’s a reason my family doesn’t use stairs, we all fall up and down the stairs
Hahahaha
Why dose this video make my brain say :get down them stairs" EVERY TIME I SEE MY ACTUAL STAIRS AND I JUST brain:FALL! Ok one sec😂
“I’m your hero, damnit!” That line STILL gets me every time 😂
Me being dramatic irl in mah bed listening to this : 🕺play dead
Same xD
Me: backflips down the steps cracking my skull open**
Ben: what happened
Me: the stairs tried to genocide me
*acrophobia from omori begins to play*
him: "stop smiling! you're hurt!"
me: IM GOING TO HELL 😆😆
SAME 😂😂😂😂
"CLUMSY GIRLFRIEND"
WELL THAT'S ME👁️👄👁️
After years of tripping on the stairs they finally knocked me out- well played stairs.. well played
i fall up the stairs sometimes
i fall up down sideways and bakwards im the clumsiest of the clusmy [psa i don't know how to spell]
Nearly 30 and I still haven't mastered the fine art of, you know, walking. 🤷
"Cute?! I'm not cute and DONT MOVE"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
@@aussiebenasmr WAIT....YOU REPLIED 🥺🥺🥺🥺 STAWPPPP IM CRYING i know you REPLIED once I think but TWICE BENNNNNN😍🥰🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩
@@obsessedwithhp7093 I seeeee every coooommment
@@aussiebenasmr ahhwaahhh now your scaring me🥶
When i fall down the stairs i just lay there my brothers be like can you move over a little
Okay but has anyone fallen UP the stairs cause that HURTSS😂😭😭
To many
Yeah. I stepped on my own shoestring, and bruised one of my knees.
I’m just imagining the ambulance operator listening in to us teasing Ben and him getting annoyed at us and laughing at the “I’m not cute, I’m Batman! Now stay still!”
My mom fell on the stairs when she was pregnant with me
Explains why i can't walk up the stairs without falling on them 😂
I once fell down 20 stairs, I broke my arm and almost snapped my neck 🧍🏼♀️
*listening to the audio, half awake and slap happy.*
Ben: "where's my mobile"
Me: *Becomes unglued at the word mobile and has to pause the video*
Him:Oh maw god
Me: *wheezing*
“i’m batman and your supposed to be still” 😂😂
Don't forget about "independent little monster, you"
"I found her on the floor"
*sure sunny, sure*
Remember when we were talking about Omori and how me and Mari are very similar and I went to prove that I wouldn’t fall down my stairs, and I actually did?
BHHQHAHA OMORI FAN??
OMORRRR
Me: we are positively- the Useless..ever most CLUMSY- HUMAN BEING- and yet somehow we get a dude like ben-..this don't make no sence
Ben: I'm batman
Me: oh that makes sence-
I once when I was younger I tried to roll down the stairs it didn’t end well let’s just say I flew of the stairs
POV(but not)
Your so clunpsy when going up a pair of stairs you trip literally over nothing busting your knee open and your just sitting there dying of laughter calling 911🥲😂😭
I fell down my stairs as a kid and it hurt like Hell
"Fell down the stairs"
BEN IM VERYYY CLUMSY I PROBABLY FELL UP THE STAIRS 😭😭😭
No one:
Aussie: (giving out to listener)
Listenr: (still being sarcastic even when she's fallen down the stairs)
The 911 operator (that aussie never hung up on): 😐😏
Don’t mind me just taking a nap here at the bottom of the stairs *cries silently*
When I was a kid I would try doing wired trick or flips and I fall on my neck it was funny to me and my brother but 1 time my dads face turned so pale when he saw me fall and land on my neck that I thought he was a ghost so I played dead(I was trying to prank the ghost) he freaked out and called 911 but I got up and walked away when I got bord with it
Nooo😂😂😂
I have fallen down stairs multiple times, however I have only fallen up stairs once.
How do you fall up the stairs and can you teach me your ways
Simple guide to falling up the stairs
Step 1
Step 3
Step 6
Step 8
Step 12
Top of stairs
@@redtoaster13 you start out climbing the stairs, and then you trip, after that your forward momentum takes you up slightly as you fall down.
@@redtoaster13 i once fell up and down the stairs 91 times in one day
It’s always at the top that I trip over my feet and stub my toe on the LAST stair. 😭😂
I fell down nearly 50 stairs at school and my bestie just stood and laughed then checked if I was good 😂👍
i fell down the stair a lot and once i sprained my ankle because i was chased....by....a ......bee.....this is very embrassing😑😑😑😑
I have fallen UP the stairs so don’t feel so embarrassed
@@queenb4927 aw thank you
Not me breaking my ankle and having to get a surgery because I fell down two flights on stairs. 😂
HAHAHAHAHA he’s all excited for food after work and we’re over here dead because we fell down the stairs 💀💀 pfffttt 😭😭😂😂😂
Todoroki what are u doing here i thought u love d deku 😂
Wait... there’s two Shoto’s...
*confused screaming*
Clumsy girlfriend.
Me: Yes, you summoned me?
Also, I once fell down two flights of stairs propelled by a roller bag and landed on my feet. Gave the janitor a heart attack, but I thought it was impressive.
Raven w Oh my god! You have me beat. I fell like that down one flight of stairs. Head-first and still somehow landed on my feet. 😂
You have some mad cat like reflexes to pull that off I'm impressed😺
Impressive
I fell down the stairs once. Litterly was rolling and to stop myself I just reached out and grabbed the railing. I got up and was fine. Fuckin kids and being able to bounc right back
I absolutely love how I got an ad that talked about stairs right before the video even started. Haha!!
Wait until Basil gets here
NOOO YOU DID NOT- LMAO
4:12 did he just say "Im batman"??
Of course I did!!
Why is everyone in the comments falling down the stairs? I'm 25 and I've never-
*trips over own feet and falls down the stairs*
F*ck my life.
bahahaha
I’m gonna be listening to this everyday. I always fall down the stairs. I full on yeet myself down them stairs
Video: posted two days ago
Comments: A week ago
Me: *confused screaming*
I can literally fall down or up or over anything and everything- no wonder I have so much Stitches
I fell down the stairs and my entire family surrounded me and I just got up like "ha lol I'm good"
Him What happend me
Me:laughing i fell down the stairs
I fall over air😂😂😂
Same 😂
@@TechStar84Glad to know I am not the only one lol
Same
Ladies and gentlemen...
We have become...
⭐Marinette Dupein-Cheng⭐
Bro I was her since I was 6 years old😂😂😂
I literally fell down the stairs on Friday and busted my ankle so this is lovely 😂
Jesus that feeling when you're about to fall down the stairs and your whole life flashes in your eyes
the 4 dislikes r the demons that pushed me down the stairs 😎
Him:stop smiling
Me:(Busting out laughing)
This morning I fell Down the stairs but I’m fine 👍🤣😂
Love your videos
I swear I fall up the stairs more than I fall down them 😭😭
Bro same😭😅
Same 😭😭💀
Ben: **Sarts crying**
Me: it's a prank don't cry
I always fall going up the stairs😂👁👄👁
Me too 😹
lol
Me *chills at the bottom of the stairs*
Can’t wait for the 14th.
Hahahaha
The funny thing is I actually fell down the stairs today...😂
I KNEW IT
Are you ok hizashi?
Ouch
Yui tbh no....I screamed as I fell...
Aussie Ben ASMR 😂
Aww Poor batben! Probably is something I would manage to do so it wasn’t hard to imagine myself in that position!Awesome video as always!!
I fell up the stairs once-
How the fk do you fell UP the stairs!?!? 😂
@@Midiioffline idk lmfao, it just happened, I’ve got it on camera-
*Sees this notification
*Falls down stairs
*Watches video on the floor
*Pretends I have a life
i’m not helpless, I’m an air sign now leave me alone
Him: wake up
Me: five more minutes
Did he just say he is Batman omgfg XD
HeLp i'Ve fAlLeN AnD I CaNt gEt uP
I live on the second floor and we have concrete stairs and I managed to trip over my own feet and fall all the way down. My dad laughed a little when I told him. I was fine but it hurt.
Ben: she's awake!
Me:five more minutes....
I fall down the stairs too much for me to be worried about falling anymore but this was hella cute!! Ben is best Batman
Oh my Lord, this was just too cute.
i wear glasses, i forgot to put them on and i fell off the porch 😭
I fell down my basement steps and broke my collar bone. God did it hurt. Can cross breaking a bone off the bucket list
'I'm batman'
Yes- yes you are 😃
I was babysitting a little boy he put his toy truck under a blanket by the steps and I fell and almost broke my back 😂
Him: I said don't move
Me: I don't care what you said I got an itch and I'm gonna scratch it 😂
About 17 years ago, I had just gotten ready for my first day of high school. I was going down the stairs to have breakfast, and my foot slid from under me. I landed on my butt, and the shock of the impact shot up my spine. My mom asked if I was okay, and I told her, "Yeah, I'll be okay. I just slid down the stairs, that's all. Man, my butt hurts." Once I was able to move, after 3 minutes, I had my breakfast and headed out the door. Bruised bottom or not, I was ready to enter the high school as a freshman.
Me about to be a freshman: 👁️💧👄💧👁️
Lana Me being a freshman 👁 💧 👄💧👁
I remember as a kid playing my DS, while wearing fuzzy socks, and trying to walk down wooden stairs.... my tailbone still hurts....
Ella River oof ;n;
God fucking damn, this is reminding me something
✨B a s e m e n t✨
YOOBUM OH GOD BYEW 😭
I actually fell down my stairs at the top this morning and then my dog had the audacity to step on me
I've never fallen down the stairs, but who knew that if you did Ben would come and save the day!
When your in trouble you know who to call.... *inhales*
BATMAN,I'M IN PAIN!!
I’ve fell down a lot of things and stairs is one of them but I always laugh when I get hurt is that bad?
no i always do that :')
but just don't get hurt lol