bro if shes going to be in weird position pulling out knife from position where it could open and damage herself, i think every1 would be able to protect himself, shes just pretty "dangerous" girl
magician : “who wants to see a magic trick?” “ima pull a penny from behind susu’s ear” pulls out knife instead* magician: “wait , that wasnt supposed to happen”
It's not a grin, it's a smirk. A grin must have teeth showing for it to be a grin. A smile must not have teeth showing for it to be a smile. A smirk is a smile that conveys some degree of smugness, mischief or wickedness. -The Dictionary Nazi
@@VitutNekruista lol I was joking. And I'm now a jew. Not that anything is wrong with being a jew. Although it's a but sad they are waiting for their messiah even to this day.
@@vnm_8945 what is this “smart” you speak of? I’m nothing but a mobile cellular structure, existing only for trillions of microscopic organisms to have an ideal habitat For them to live life both comfortably and peacefully, basically protecting civilizations of contributing members to their societies in an equal and harmonious world! Yeah, so I’m basically God!
Susu finally embraced that she is a old a time itself and decided to use it to her advantage, I came here for the memes stayed for combat tactics 10/10 service can't complain
@@zucktheskeleton9731 Yes, you do! Everyone knows that Tzeench is our TRUE lord and master, not the foul corruption of Nurgle or the mindless bloodlust of Khorne!
It's clipped to the shirt resting on Her left shoulder.. You can see it at the beginning of the short.. 🙄 She touches it with Her thumb before pulling it out..
Thats when you find a new bae lol At that point I’ll take the knife fight over forking over my hard earned money for something like a purse lol Thats not even something you can enjoy together 🤣 She can buy it with her own money lol
That's basically how Gilgamesh from the Fate franchise's ability works. Then he summons the swords to that dimension. Those of you that follow all the drama surrounding that circle know why I vastly prefer Shiro Emiya's Unlimited Blade Works.
@@DarkStallion101 "This funny tshirt gag gift is the perfect gag gift for 50th birthday, 60th birthday, 65th birthday, 70th birthday or 75th birthday. This funny old guy gag gift is great for 40th birthday parties too! Great senior citizens awareness funny gag gift for 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th or 90th birthday, christmas, mother's father's day, senior citizens day and anniversary." she's wearing it ironically because being ironic is hilarious and cool (so edgy)
*when you pull a weapon out your inventory*
underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
She pulled a Link.
Facts
Lol 😂😂
“Cool knife”
*pulls out gun*
“I’ll take that too”
What else were you taking? 👀
Simply stabs before gun is taken out:
You did not think that through
@@kaydenwalker3696 unlikely.....
@@Raulsta1985 more likely than you think
*gets stabbed
“You got protection”
“Yeah”
LMAO
Why? What's in there?
pulls out Ak
That's a married gilf 💀
"I was wearing my armour!"
"Tick tock, time to fuhh"💀
That’s where I knew her from. Ty so much
@@bernardob.5908💀💀
That’s not a knife this is a knife 🔪
Took one hell of a twist. I was expecting any other thirst trap but nope I was mugged.
Well she thirst trap to you then she mugged you
Yeah same
So basically an actual trap.
@@MageBurger yep
Don’t worry, check the rest of her content
When Susu gets her cane with her senior discount, she's gonna have so many more opportunities for knives concealment!
*Jacob Frye wants to sell u his cane sword
Wait is that what that shirt means?
Or she'll have a cane sword like Brook
@@bappojujubes981 that would be cool, too!!!
@unggoymuffin thats not the first thing u saw, be honest
How women in England showcase their rizz
Shit if that's her rizz it would work tbh
I didn’t even know she had a knife till I heard it I was distracted 👀
@@GR33CE I don't blame ya lol
If you look closely... She has a knife too
Dang you right
Didn't saw it
I thought it was some weird brush
Where? Timestamp?
......................not seeing it.....
wait, what? where?
Excalibur 😩👌
Imagine dating her and never knowing if today is your last day or not
Worth the risk
Wouldn't be man
bro if shes going to be in weird position pulling out knife from position where it could open and damage herself, i think every1 would be able to protect himself, shes just pretty "dangerous" girl
Definitely worth the risk though
Imagine the gender-bender version of this.
"Dont forget my discount"
Me showing the cashier my 100% discount:
😂 100% LMFAOOO
😂💀
Damn you were focusing on something
@@rebolyt1616 Yeah; the shirt.
where can i get one of these fine looking automobiles
Tf is you doing go make some videos or something but do you know her name i need it for a friend
What is blud doing in here
After you defeat all the other Latinas, you gotta go on to face the final boss
Hard: You don’t have weapons
Medium: You have a knife
Easy: You get a gun
@@allu6244wth? Nigga I don’t need a gun, I have a vibranium rod just for her❤
The final boss is Abuelita Salamanca
@@allu6244it’s the same difficulty regardless, because as soon as you defeat them, the cartel comes for you
@@c-joestar69they're gonna brush your teeth really really good 💀☠️😱🪥💦👅
She clicked a button on the back of her head and little door opened
Congratulations, you're in the top 100 comments of ALL TIME.
Shes the valve logo
yea ok cute butter knife now twerk for us
She definitely looks like a JoiToy from JigJig Street
Go go gadget-
Every time I click on a susu video I just think: Okay now where's the knife?
She has a pocket at the back of her skull...💀
no she literally took the knife out from her hair what are u talking about
@@Annaliynnif you look close at the start on her right side of the neck it’s behind the shirt. Easy when nobody is with you
A woman with curves?? ❌
A woman with knives?? ✅
😂❤ Women with Curves AND Knives✅️✅️
British ☕️
@@AlexLopez-vm7uqNow that's the jackpot. Looks great, and makes a great partner in self-defense.
@@KodyCrimsonself-defense as in stabbing after getting slapped 😭
a woman with curved swords?
Her when shes out shopping: “hold on lemme just pull out my wallet”
*starts digging into her hair*
And also says don't forget my discount Lol
reminds me of that one scene from hannah montana, when dolly parton has her cell phone in her hair.
Starts digging into her hair
not scared
Eda Clawthorne be like
magician : “who wants to see a magic trick?”
“ima pull a penny from behind susu’s ear”
pulls out knife instead*
magician: “wait , that wasnt supposed to happen”
Alright now slowly hand over your penny wise guy
But now it happen!
Put all yo pennies in the hat!!
"ima pull a rib or two out of this girl"
tf2 demoman reference ?
not scared of a woman
sorry just not scared off someone with no balls
Naked rust players asking for free stuff be like
o(
@@giganerd6780lol
😂
@jacktmyt378
"gYaTt."
*pulls a 6ft long spear out of prison pocket*
That knife flip at the end, had awakened something in it, but I don’t know what it is
the hips are hipping though 👀
I’m DTF
im definitely not looking at the knife
@@FabianisepicXDbecause you’re a creep😂
@@Annaliynn cant take a joke?
@@FabianisepicXD i already knew it was a joke plus ur jokes are not funny and u have problems
She has a rare gene that causes her to have a neck flap that acts as a pocket
Woah like a xmen
@@ape3622 that's right. "Wolverine! Storm! Cyclops! Let's go stop the bad guys! Neck Flap... you... you just stay here and do neck flap things."
Some say she a flappy-go-lucky type of person... I'll let myself out
Neck V
Sounds like vagina
Every latina has a knife in her inventory
We all clicked for the same reason...
That evil grin as she pulls out the knife 😂
It's not a grin, it's a smirk.
A grin must have teeth showing for it to be a grin.
A smile must not have teeth showing for it to be a smile.
A smirk is a smile that conveys some degree of smugness, mischief or wickedness.
-The Dictionary Nazi
@@Vlad_Tepes_III report for being a dictionary nazi - comment cop
Oh so you just gonna rob me right here? Ok, let me just fix my hair real quick.
*KNIFE COMPARTMENT*
@kwabee6869 uses resurrection stone and then rage.
POV: Susu sees you at an ATM
POV: Susu gets BITCH slapped! 100% critical hit
Susu wit 🔪: FLEES FROM BATTLE
Edna has got some tricks up her sleeve
Guys, “don’t forget my discount”
“Can never have too many knives” - sun tzu probably
-Su Su the art of war
It's the "probably" for me lmao
The Bloody Nine, actually.
@@whiskeysour1179 true
I did not say that, but it is true
When someone passes the knife to you from in-between the curtains 😂😂
“Some say evil girls have the prettiest face” juice 😈
A quote is word for word. Js
not what he said bud
What if...Susu was a knife disguised as a human this whole time?
bwaahahahaha😂
Then that means she's the hottest knife of al TIME!!!!
*Everyone fearing for their safety*
Me: Adorable, I like her!
😁😁😁😁😁
Thought I was the only one
Agreed. 👍
bro wtf
You must be... SUBSCRIBED TO HER :OO
I don't know what happened, but i won't forget her discount
It's push up...
@@deusmuerte6832it has a shirt clip and it was probably clipped inside of the back of the shirt so it won’t be seen be easily grabbed
😂
A very voluptuous discount
I was literally and honestly trying to figure out the joke on the shirt.
"That girl literally looks like georgina from Ohio"😂😂
I bet nobody feels safe around you knowing there could be a blade coming from any direction.
Who needs to feel safe, when you have the opportunity to meet Susu in person?
@@unggoymuffin9163 you'll enjoy it the first 9 seconds...then the knife comes out
That means it would come from that place too if you know what I mean
@@sk3nkyg616 what did he mean by this?
Did you just say "could be"?
But I'm already circumcised.
Really dude😒
Jew
@@VitutNekruista lol I was joking. And I'm now a jew. Not that anything is wrong with being a jew. Although it's a but sad they are waiting for their messiah even to this day.
😂😂
they're gonna be waiting for a while lmao @@jackkraken3888
I had to think about it for a minute, she had it clipped on the back of her shirt!
You can actually see it on her left “ viewers right”!
Yep, I saw the clip bounce back in place when she took it off
Yep, took me a minute too I just followed where her hand was going and it was pretty easy
You actually had to think this through? For a whole minute? What?
@@TipTop-ze3tn it was figure of speech, calm down it definitely wasn't that serious
@@vnm_8945 what is this “smart” you speak of?
I’m nothing but a mobile cellular structure, existing only for trillions of microscopic organisms to have an ideal habitat For them to live life both comfortably and peacefully, basically protecting civilizations of contributing members to their societies in an equal and harmonious world!
Yeah, so I’m basically God!
why should i mind the knife if she is carrying 2 RPGs around?
theres not even rpgs in the short
I think I just fell in love with deadly dora the hunter.
Would that be Dora the destroyer?
@@devinwhite5064 Dora, the D*** Destroyer
Dora the stabber*
You thought she was going to heart you but she didn't. :(
I can't unsee it now, lmao
“This is a robbery!”
“pulls out hair knife”
That knife has a very satisfying noise to it
Be happy this isnt on Instagram
I now think you can make knifes spawn like its a super power
I always thought that was the case
I carry at least seven knives on me at any time. You literally can't tell
You got 7 hands?
@@HADESxBEATS no. I'm just very skilled at my arts
Twas a joke but good to know!
Susu finally embraced that she is a old a time itself and decided to use it to her advantage, I came here for the memes stayed for combat tactics 10/10 service can't complain
I was just looking at the gyatt of hers man 💀
Me: "Which knife is your first one?"
Susu: picks up cat
Pov: you're a cashier at McDonalds
She may like Nurgle, but she has as many blades as a Khorne daemon.
@Cenestpasmapersonnalité Yeah. She has a short video about how she likes Nurgle.
I sense Heresy
@@zucktheskeleton9731 Yes, you do! Everyone knows that Tzeench is our TRUE lord and master, not the foul corruption of Nurgle or the mindless bloodlust of Khorne!
@@kitirena_koneko yeah tell that to The Inquisitors may The Emperor mercy on you
Corn for the cornflakes!
This girl: *pulls out a pocket knife* 🙂
The Brit: *pulls out the Dragon Slayer from Berserk* 🚬🗿
Homegirl had it in her inventory💀
I love watching Susu's shorts cuz it's like a 'Where's Waldo' game but instead of finding Waldo you're looking for knives
Me pulls out a pencil. John wick style.
I pull out a spoon peter Capaldi style
@@samgourhan207”A spoon Morty, a spoon?”
It's clipped to the shirt resting on Her left shoulder.. You can see it at the beginning of the short.. 🙄 She touches it with Her thumb before pulling it out..
If my history of First person shooter games has taught me anything, it is that there is always a weapon within reach. Lol
She's just a character from GTA, they always take a gun from their back.
I think Susu is the definition of "Terrifyingly Adorable". :)
Don't be fooled man she's latina
😂
death by snu snu
@@JxbttyDeath by Susu*
Clipped On The Shirt💀
Hoho Knife Knowing ya hahaha
DAMN
Dark souls boss music starts...
*Latina Queen of The South*
-|----------Boss Health----------|-
It was safely nestled inside her spinal cord.
😅
Where did she hide it?
Me: Hide what?
See, if you can look carefully and closely enough you can see that she has a knife
What a knife way to meet you :D
"I love the kind of girl that will actually just kill me"
What a rush!
Masochist?
That's based and I agree.
Wut a simp
Gianni Matragrano
Well the answer is obvious for most people 60% of the human body is water for Susu 60% of her body is knifes.
I've heard of people having a "SHARP MIND"... but this lady takes the cake :O
(jk) all in good fun.
"Aha is that a knife or are you happy to me"
- Sun Tzu
Lmao fucking art of war 😭
I have the same cross shaped knife from wish. I literally run upstairs and dig it out of my drawer just to flick it open and open my Amazon boxes.
"I bet you didn't see that coming. Welcome to the first step of knife combat" -Lord Choncho
😂😂😂
Imagine she accidentally activates the knife while combing her hair 💀
You can see it hooked to her shirt lol
when they don’t offer senior discount
Susu has a way of making you WANT to be stabbed
nigga what
@@beams098 brudda, no
@@Vlad_Tepes_III ?
Fr, like "stab me mami"😍
@@haha20121000no stop
POV: you are a balisong user in CSGO
But in all seriousness, those are some lovely curtains.
That moment when the employee says the McDonald’s ice cream machine is broken
Plot twist: she’s actually a kangaroo but has a illness that makes her look like a human and her pocket is on the back of her neck
Haha hahahahahaha what
that looks like a Samsung girl from Latin America
Probably that one cheat code I used about a week ago, when I found my phone under a pile of my bedsheets.
*When you refuse to give Bae money for a new purse*
Thats when you find a new bae lol At that point I’ll take the knife fight over forking over my hard earned money for something like a purse lol
Thats not even something you can enjoy together 🤣 She can buy it with her own money lol
"So susu how many knives do you keep on you at any given time?"
"Yes"
Idk but I mean I get cut everyday into pieces then sliced, shit ain't terrifying no more
GTA Physics. She just looked at her weapon wheel and BOOM! Knife selected. 😂
she hid all the amphetamine in her nose
The curtains guy deserved an award.
i can fix her
...
wait. she dont need fixin
I thought it was gonna be about the cake. I was finna be like "uhhh, she didn't"
Glad I wasn’t the only one
I was thinking this shit too 😂😂
I feel as though I got click baited. 😔
Glad we're all people of culture here 😂
Yep!! Lol
Imagine you and valkyrae live in one room full of knives and swords⚔️🔥
That's basically how Gilgamesh from the Fate franchise's ability works. Then he summons the swords to that dimension. Those of you that follow all the drama surrounding that circle know why I vastly prefer Shiro Emiya's Unlimited Blade Works.
Man, we just HAVE to get you outfitted with some OTF blades. Governing legislation notwithstanding, the fun factor is well worth the risk.
We cannot be distracted, men! A red spy is in the base!
i know im a 40 year old man, almost dead, i know... but what discount? for what? that guy has a cane, what does this mean
You’re not alone. I don’t quite understand it either.
@@DarkStallion101 "This funny tshirt gag gift is the perfect gag gift for 50th birthday, 60th birthday, 65th birthday, 70th birthday or 75th birthday. This funny old guy gag gift is great for 40th birthday parties too! Great senior citizens awareness funny gag gift for 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th or 90th birthday, christmas, mother's father's day, senior citizens day and anniversary."
she's wearing it ironically because being ironic is hilarious and cool (so edgy)
@@FronzelNeekburm Ironically? What do you mean??? I don't understand.
@@FronzelNeekburm please respond
she is young, wearing a shirt meant for someone old -- that's irony@@DarkStallion101
Ah yess the shoulder knife
The predecessor of the rib dagger
Got the same knife to! Susu got good taste 💯
What’s the brand of knife if you don’t mind me asking
40:55 I heard a eee in the background bro was crying💀
"I'd take her over all those TikTok thots"
-most everyone, probably
that forehead
Isn't that what she is ? I'm missing something
Pretty sure she is a tock thought
Mostly everyone isn’t a simp who thinks about dating girls when they see them. Actually get you greasy neuron activation ahh outta here blud. ☠️
*GTA* *characters* *be* *like* *:*
Only Susu knows where she hides her knifes
Cartoon characters be like