Another fun things about cats: they teleport. one second the cat is in the bed and the next time you blink they are on the kitchen counter enjoying a hot plate of mac and cheese.
@@corbingreiner9879 just let him starve leave the food and if he still doesn't eat remove the food and put new food after an hour or you can let him eat only at specific times
They are constantly asking for food even if they are well fed or didn't eat all of it, they make messes, they lay on your lap and purr, they let you pet them, they can go from "pet me" to "get away from me" in a few seconds, they prefeer simple things, they randomly jump on you and they are cute... I love this animal.
The second the cat hopped up on the bed I thought “he’s gonna put his butt right in front of the guy’s face, isn’t he?” Such is the life of a cat owner...
Don't forget that when you go into the bathroom and close the door they literally won't shut up until you open it and when you do they be in there for a second and then leave just to wait for you to do it again
Ikr when I first got a cat in this house (I’ve had some before) it disappeared and I started to think it broke the laws of physics and no-clipped out of reality
@@nightcrawltrr Yeah its shoulder or pillow. But when I trick him into sitting on the pillow and then using a different one he just stares at me like "How dare you deceive me with such a simplistic trick puny human"
Dude my little brother his name is Iza and he send this to me so I was like what is that him?! Then I checked out the people ur subbed to and he also watches those people. So I showed him and it was not his account and I was like omg you have a doppelganger.
I own a stray cat and she kicks 5 cups of litter sand off the litter box before she shits It's so annoying to wake up to the my house become part litter desert but it is worse when she goes to the bathroom to do her business and you can hear her kick all the sand off the box like ffs
Isn’t it so annoying when your cat commits several war crimes against humanity and opens a portal to hell itself and back causing the universe to close in on itself? So relatable. Update:She caused a rift between universes. Last update:I don’t know how much longer I’m gonna live that funny cat unleashed a portal to an unknown dimension and some thing came out of it it’s around here somewhere I don’t know how I’m going to make it final log goodbye.
If you want your cat to stop doing that just internally ascend to a higher being whilst externally existing in the current universe. Your cat will notice this and will obey you everytime you order him to do something because you unlocked the ability to telepathic communication with humans and animals.
The reason they don't like their stomach being touched is that it's like a weak spot for them. When they show you their stomach, it means it trusts you. Touching it betrays its trust, and it attacks you.
@@shaggyshag592 yeah mine actually loves belly pets, and she was feral that's the weirdest thing, we found her and her sister when they were kittens so-
To all the people saying their cats aren’t like that, good for you, most likely they’re used to getting belly rubs, if you get a cat used to things they don’t mind.
They give one simple, but soft bite, just to tell ya politely to stop. If one tries for a belly rub, I suggest to start from the sides in a careful manner, which doesn't tickle. If one has luck, you might get away without a bite at all.
@Dark Shadow Storm hmm, my cats must not be working correctly then because they love getting belly rubs from me, one legit will jump into my lap and stare at me until i give belly rubs, maybe my cats are just weird i guess, though most of my cats are female who’ve been fixed and idk if that factors into it or anything, though all of them love to be rubbed on their lower belly, generally right where they got fixed.
@Dark Shadow Storm This makes me think how peculiar my neighbour's cat Molly was. She loved getting belly rubs off me, chin rubs and didn't even mind getting picked up. She was unbelievably affectionate. And she would leave half a ton of white fur on my jeans because she constantly moulted even in cold weather. I still miss her. (But I know she had a good life and died at roughly 16 and my neighbour's cats seem to live long.)
My cat is one of those rare cats that like her belly rubbed. She doesn't let me pick her up though. Probably because my cousins used to pick up my cat all the time and wouldn't stop even if I told them not to. My mom didn't even stop them. I'm pretty sure it hurt my cat alot.
When a cat rolls on its back, it’s putting itself in its most Vulnerable position, meaning that it gives ye the great trust award. Do not belleh rub. Or u git bit.
@@intelligence_dampening_core be careful if ur doing this with wet cat food, old cat food might already be decaying/have flies on it after a while and it will make them terribly sick, especially for indoor cats
As a cat owner, everything that has been presented in this video is fact. Edit: I know not all cats are not the same, don't take this comment too seriously.
What cats do you have? My cats won't even dare to do that One of them is very scardy cat tbh- And yea i can agree that my other cat do this stuff sometimes-
Cats actually show that they trust you by showing their belly because thats where vital organs are kept if you pet them there they take it as an attack
Once, I couldn't find my cat. I looked for her for 2 hours until I heard a shift in a box in my living room. I looked under the table and she was sitting in literally the tiniest box ever. All four paws were in the box. And she just looked at me like when someone enters the bathroom and you're using it.
my aunt had a cat, she lost it and looked everywhere for hours. she was worried. then she went into the cat’s room and saw the cat was chilling on a high shelf
omg- once I couldn’t find my cat, either. We live near the woods, so we we’re outside searching for houursss. My mom comes back inside and is about to give up, and he comes strolling right from downstairs and starts putting at her feet. This happened again a few days later. He’d gotten into the ventilation and was in our walls..
As the owner of 2 cats this is very accurate. The only missing thing is that they turn to dust for like 6 hours then come back to existance I didn't edit this comment so you won't know why it has aton of likes
Also should be in this “Hey kitty” Cat: **disapeario catto** “Wat” edit 2: Cat: **is on the fridge** “Hey kit-“ Cat: **rapidly propels towards the floor** “Oh no.” Cat: **fast spins until on feet** “Wat” (yes I deleted edit 1) yes I made another part for more likes
Can we just talk about how cats can just come out of no where? Like they’ll be on the couch then next thing you know they’re on the kitchen counters getting into the bag of bread
I have been a fan for FOREVER now and only just made a committed RUclips account! I am happy to support you any way possible! I love your animations, and NO JOKE THIS IS FR, you inspired my inner artist! I love your work and they light hearted and truth that goes with it. ❤💛💚💙💜 BUONA NOTTE GATTO 💜💙💚💛❤ (Italian for good night cat)
The one about the cat tent is so accurate. I bought this cute fluffy pink bed for my cat Tori, put it on the floor for her, she went and sat on some bubble wrap instead.
That's kneading. :) All cats do it. My cat has very sharp claws tho, so when she kneads my chest, her claws go throught my shirt and blanket. The. Pain.
Great vid, can confirm =D The thing about stroking the belly and then getting bitten is easily explained: Most cats (very few exceptions) get overstimulated fast if you touch there and the excitement kicks in their hunting play instincts. They seemingly ask for it when they stretch on their backs, always have to resist the urge too =D Mine just let me pet him there when he was almost asleep already, and even then only veeeery gentle and just strokes in fur growth direction. Miss my old man...
Normal cats: *runs around after catnip* My cats: *knocks down christmas tree after catnip* (Thanks for the likes :]) Edit 2: *My cats are officially insane please help me they keep going ON TOP of my door I’m concerned*
Ight, lemme speak as someone who owns both dogs and cats. Dogs whine really loudly at absolutely nothing, ask to be taken out every two seconds, and jump up at you trying to lick your face. Cats sit on all your work, scratch and bite a lot, and will s c r e a m at you if you displease them. Both have bad things. Both are wonderful and affectionate pets regardless. You can have your personal opinions but stop fighting over which is better.
@@ladyhyena8588 honestly i think i need to somehow reboot my pets software, my cats act like dogs and my dog acts like a cat, i think somebody put the wrong software on these animals.
@@MaskedKittyYT Mine was sent my the company like that, do you think I can get a refound? Honestly the snake is weird too so I migh do a check on that too
i dunno dude, all my cats love belly rubs to death, generally right where they got fixed, which i always found weird but one of them will literally stare me down until i give them belly rubs, while laying on my lap, they will give me a legit super deep stare until i do.
Generally speaking, a cat showing their belly to you is a sign of trust not an invitation for a belly rub. Cats aren't as closely evolved with humans compared to dogs and cats still use a lot of body language which goes over people's heads.
Another fun things about cats:
they teleport.
one second the cat is in the bed and the next time you blink they are on the kitchen counter enjoying a hot plate of mac and cheese.
Then u just pointing at something, their pupils dilate so goddamn much and they pounce without warning lol
Yea. They do that. That's why I'm always ready to remove a cat from a counter
It's scary when they are hidden in a box or something and you're wiggling your finger near the box 😭
I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE ALSO HAS THIS PROBLEM LOL
I thought this was a minecraft reference at first lmfao theres something wrong with my brain
My cat: my food bowl is empty give me more
His food bowl: practically overflowing
My dog is the same lol ( I'm both a cat and a dog person just my dad has allergies to cats )
My dry cat food is hours old can you dust it with a layer of fresh food? I'm dying man.
@@corbingreiner9879 just let him starve leave the food and if he still doesn't eat remove the food and put new food after an hour or you can let him eat only at specific times
Just shake the bowl
just shake the bowl
i think they just like it to "look" fresher
Dont forget:
"Kitty"
"psspspsppspsp"
Cat just stares, and doesnt move.
(Pats floor)
Cat walks away.
My cat is this
tried this and my dog came...
@The Unnamed Cousin ah, the cringey faze.. enjoy all the weird shit u do while u can bud
@The Unnamed Cousin Cats are Cats
@The Unnamed Cousin all rigth
The council of Cats will decide your faith
As someone with 3 cats
*I've never felt a video more*
(Had 4 then me and my boyfriend broke up)
I got 10
I got 7 cats
And I got 2!
I got x(7)÷.07^6*14.6
Wait you have 4 cats too?
God I love this so much I have no words!
fearal chip is so adorable
The sound effects are AWESOME
I didn't expect you here hu3cat
Não esperava ver você aqui
Lol
Furry
Personally, i didn't
The cat tent one is soooo accurate. Literally had a cat that would rather sleep in a small bin of clean, extra underwear and socks.
I've never had a cat but I bet that sucks so much
Lol my cat just sleeps in a cardboard bag
My cat prefers my legs while I'm sleeping rather than the litterbox....
@@pines5945 thats a good cat
@@mensuusxd **yep he makes sure I'm nice and moisturized**
Chipflake: draws hands
everyone: *confused screaming*
Hands OwO
😀😊
They are constantly asking for food even if they are well fed or didn't eat all of it, they make messes, they lay on your lap and purr, they let you pet them, they can go from "pet me" to "get away from me" in a few seconds, they prefeer simple things, they randomly jump on you and they are cute... I love this animal.
“Chip actually being a cat can’t hurt you”
Chip actually being a cat:
LOL
I posted this 24 hours ago thinking hey it’s gonna get maybe 10 likes and now I’m here looking at 291 what the heck
Tru
@Yol Riin Lask pretty accurate I kinda went ooga booga caveman brain funny prompt insert funny hur durr maymay
*INSERT AVENGERS ENDGAME*
The second the cat hopped up on the bed I thought “he’s gonna put his butt right in front of the guy’s face, isn’t he?”
Such is the life of a cat owner...
Hello
700Th like
My cat just nudges himself into my armpit and starts burrowing and I don’t know how to describe that feeling, but it’s unpleasant
My cats never put their butts on my face 🤔
My cat does that but she sleeps on my shoulder idk why and the MOST annoying thing she does is MEOW MEOW MEOW
Cats when you rub their backs: "I feel you homie."
Cats when you rub their tummy: "So you've chosen death?"
Don't forget that when you go into the bathroom and close the door they literally won't shut up until you open it and when you do they be in there for a second and then leave just to wait for you to do it again
Dude just let the cat in when you go to the toilet. They feel safer with you around.
My cat opens the door.
@@psych9416 or just wanna make sure your ok :>
Yep
@@thot_patrol3007 my cat does the same
"Refill my bowl"
"It's already fu-"
"REFILL IT, SLAVE!"
Smokey only eats food fresh from the cat-food box.
Solution: dump the food into the box and pull it back out
@@skythedragon7897 You hit the nail on the head. His majesty can't tell the difference (Makes it smell fresh again, I think)
@@d.l.claxton9421 well yea it does. I've done it before
@@skythedragon7897 Oh, I'm sorry. I meant to say that that's usually what I do, but I'm still grateful for the advice.
@@d.l.claxton9421 oh np
Guy almost dies from their cat.
The cat’s face: ._.
. _ .
●︿●
-ᄒᴥᄒ-
(^._.^)
= ' ^ ' =
Legend says he is still trying to relax on the couch without chip lake cat annoying him to this day..
You forgot about the mandatory _"It's 2am and I must run around and howl like a banshee."_
@@sundrop32 Stolen comment from where???
_Edit: Lmao you deleted your original comment._
@@sundrop32 bruh
@@oceanman6375 bruh
@@sundrop32 how
@@DJdoppIer litteraly a comment 10 comments above yiu
Is no one going to talk about how cats will just vanish off the face of the Earth and then just appear like nothing happened
My cat dissapeared for 1 day and it came back
Ikr when I first got a cat in this house (I’ve had some before) it disappeared and I started to think it broke the laws of physics and no-clipped out of reality
My cat does that all the time
@@chipflakehuminoid6309 same lol
My mom's cats dissapear for a week sometimes and she always gets worried and then they walk back into the house like nothing happened.
My cat does about 90% of that stuff. Mostly just destroying my hands until they're bleeding without showing mercy.
thats honestly why im not a cat person.
@@TurliTheCat My dog just bites instead so I guess it’s even
@@ArtisanAsteroid I don’t think I has the same pain as a cat scratch
My dog rips up all my socks rip socks
If your cat does that it means it’s afraid of you please leave it alone and learn to treat it properly
0:24 atleast he sitted with you \ (●•~•●)/
*sat
Cats: sees all the space on the bed
Also cat: *ThE sHoUlDeR iS tHe oNlY WaY*
My cat lays on the pillow so I don’t have a pillow anymore
Mine lays in the exact middle of my bed in just the right way as to make me have to bend into the most uncomfortable position humanly possible
@@nightcrawltrr Yeah its shoulder or pillow. But when I trick him into sitting on the pillow and then using a different one he just stares at me like "How dare you deceive me with such a simplistic trick puny human"
My cat just rubs a spot and sits and then lay
Why do I irl want a chip cat
The little kickies they do when they attack someone's hand is adorable
Kangaroos would shed a tear
they hurt though brooo
Ye it’s cute 🥰
But my hand doesn’t function anymore..
*w o r t h I t*
Kickies no... i call them murder stabing with the hind legs
i call em rabbit kicks
The part where my cat jumps on me from the top of the couch is accurate.
Yah
Same lmfao
My dog does that too I think it’s just an animal thing
It's all accurate.
Dude my little brother his name is Iza and he send this to me so I was like what is that him?! Then I checked out the people ur subbed to and he also watches those people. So I showed him and it was not his account and I was like omg you have a doppelganger.
Accurate representation of what having a cat is like
Owner: Heya buddy!
Cat: Oh look, what a decent platform.
False, cats don't give compliments
My cats are just like:
**comes up to lay with you**
**you pet them..**
**walks away**
Cat: ha ha * 3 seconds later * *NO MORE*
rejected
@00rose_budd00 HELL YEAH!
Maybe all they wanted was a lil pet
Samee
You forgot:
"Hm 4 am... TIME TO RUN THROUGH THIS ROOM LIKE A MANIAC"
It happened last night- I was watching RUclips, then my cat starts running around i tossed her a treat and she just got terrified- its insane.
True
YESS
They also forgot:
Randomly screaming at you for food at 5 am
MANIAC SONIC MANIA MANIAC FIVE NIGHT
Dogs: You are god and I shall worship you
Cats: I am god and you are my servant
Because Chip is a catto, this gives the term “cat-person” two meanings!
Teue
The amazing world of Gumball made that joke 5 years ago! 😃
@@cardboardmale507 ok
Catto?
XD
As a cat owner, I've never felt more understood in my whole life
Understood*
But yeah it's the most accurate one that fits my cats XD
I own a stray cat and she kicks 5 cups of litter sand off the litter box before she shits
It's so annoying to wake up to the my house become part litter desert but it is worse when she goes to the bathroom to do her business and you can hear her kick all the sand off the box like ffs
@@samyj0ePlays This litter hurts more than anything else if you step on it I can relate
Ikr
XD
Isn’t it so annoying when your cat commits several war crimes against humanity and opens a portal to hell itself and back causing the universe to close in on itself? So relatable.
Update:She caused a rift between universes.
Last update:I don’t know how much longer I’m gonna live that funny cat unleashed a portal to an unknown dimension and some thing came out of it it’s around here somewhere I don’t know how I’m going to make it final log goodbye.
That happens ALL the time, it's so annoying, VERY relatable!
@anonymous Unknown HAHAHAHAJDKEFDG
@anonymous Unknown Any help on how to get out of the limbo? He put me in and i cant get out, help me my phone is almost empty
If you want your cat to stop doing that just internally ascend to a higher being whilst externally existing in the current universe. Your cat will notice this and will obey you everytime you order him to do something because you unlocked the ability to telepathic communication with humans and animals.
@@sIacktivist yeah i just wanna get out of here man
This is so relatable and the animation is so well made
**scratches cat's head**
Cat: This is fine
**scratches cat's belly**
Cat: Long live the king
Cat don't rub belly. Mostly, they will bite you back.
The reason they don't like their stomach being touched is that it's like a weak spot for them. When they show you their stomach, it means it trusts you. Touching it betrays its trust, and it attacks you.
@@starrbeez yup, it’s kind of like a human giving another human a hug, and then one of them stabbing them.
@@cucumbersoda That's an... interesting comparison
My cat loves when you pet his stomach
My cat when I’m sitting on couch: *hmm yes this hooman’s stomach that is sensitive is a great platform from falling from 10000k in the air*
10 million what in the air
miles? lightyears? kilometers? inches? im sorry to be a grammar police but i need to know
@@funkywasit you’ll never take me alive!
@@VortexBricks COME BACK HERE NOOOOOO
why do people make animals say hooman but like every other word is spelled correctly
@@livingpathway7361 I always thought that too
Cats when you pet the stomach: *so you’ve chosen death.*
My cats ain’t like that
@@Voidlingstudiosofficial sir, I think you have a *dog* then
@@shaggyshag592 yeah mine actually loves belly pets, and she was feral that's the weirdest thing, we found her and her sister when they were kittens so-
My cat loves belly rubs
To all the people saying their cats aren’t like that, good for you, most likely they’re used to getting belly rubs, if you get a cat used to things they don’t mind.
Cat: “If I fits, I sits” to that cardboard box
the real pain is when you listen something with headphone
and your cat will make it an airpod
Omg yes or when you move and your headphone wires swing so the cat tries to play with it T-T
YES! I’ve lost so many earbuds and headphones....
Thats why I went over to wireless headphones
Yep, but for me my dog did it but not my cat
House Pet Chip isn't real, he can't hurt you
House Pet Chip:
1:47
I'll take your entire stock
Human: Aww kitty wants a belly rub
Human: *Starts rubbing belly*
Arm:
Cat: So you have chosen death
They give one simple, but soft bite, just to tell ya politely to stop.
If one tries for a belly rub, I suggest to start from the sides in a careful manner, which doesn't tickle.
If one has luck, you might get away without a bite at all.
@Dark Shadow StormYeah i know all about cats i own one but thanks for the info anyways
@Dark Shadow Storm
hmm, my cats must not be working correctly then because they love getting belly rubs from me, one legit will jump into my lap and stare at me until i give belly rubs, maybe my cats are just weird i guess, though most of my cats are female who’ve been fixed and idk if that factors into it or anything, though all of them love to be rubbed on their lower belly, generally right where they got fixed.
@Dark Shadow Storm This makes me think how peculiar my neighbour's cat Molly was. She loved getting belly rubs off me, chin rubs and didn't even mind getting picked up. She was unbelievably affectionate. And she would leave half a ton of white fur on my jeans because she constantly moulted even in cold weather. I still miss her. (But I know she had a good life and died at roughly 16 and my neighbour's cats seem to live long.)
My cat is one of those rare cats that like her belly rubbed. She doesn't let me pick her up though. Probably because my cousins used to pick up my cat all the time and wouldn't stop even if I told them not to. My mom didn't even stop them. I'm pretty sure it hurt my cat alot.
Cats are the equivalent to the people who look for secrets before doing the main objective in video games
I have five cats.
They have done every single one of these things on multiple occasions.
well i have 12 cats not trying to flex but one of our cats ruined my shirt:/
@@Sunny-lm2ur WHAT 12 WOW DATS SOOO MANY
@@Sunny-lm2ur cats are cats and cats
@@Sunny-lm2ur yoo I have 10 cats- we aren't too far off and I've felt the same pain ;u;
You're so lucky :'v
When a cat rolls on its back, it’s putting itself in its most Vulnerable position, meaning that it gives ye the great trust award. Do not belleh rub. Or u git bit.
I do that to my cat but doesnt do anything 😂
@@u_jeje4755 Every cat is different, but the stomach is the most sensitive part of a cats body so this is usually the case for most cats.
*YEET*
My cat loves it when he’s being stroked on his belly, he also wags his tail and fetches sticks sometimes. But he’s not a dog
Please stop it’s not cute or quirky it’s cringe 😭
As someone who owns cats this perfectly explains what having a cat is like.
They also either run on one brain cell or purely out of spite
THE PAIN
as a cat owner i can confirm
Can confirm
I can confirm to
i can confirm
0:29 You forgot the part where they try to eat the food before you've finished pouring it 😂
cat: *dumps food everywhere*
also cat: hooman there no food
just scoop up the food de cat wont notice a diffrance
@@intelligence_dampening_core oh they will noticed
@@aprillee7555 well if my cat dose that i scoop up the food and if he dosent eat it i puy a bit of fresh food from de bag and he digs in
@@intelligence_dampening_core be careful if ur doing this with wet cat food, old cat food might already be decaying/have flies on it after a while and it will make them terribly sick, especially for indoor cats
Cats are civilized. They do not eat food off the ground.
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
Agreed
Mhm
Yep
Ikr
not really. only kittens do this.
Human: “Here’s a new home for you.”
Cat: “Thanks for the box.”
Human: “I meant, the TENT.”
Cat: “The what?”
Box ish good
Just give your a cat a bigger box. It always works.
Wait, I didn't remember clicking this video, I clicked it without thinking, brain why!
he: bellyrubs
the cat: hell naw dawg
It's a called LOVE BITE I:>
cats generally dont like being touched in the belly because maybe its the mosr softest spot in their body
@@speartonatom9960 glad to know ;(
@@jrieee7781 remember to wear leather gauntlets when rubbing your cats belly and to basically have leather going up the entirety of your arm
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 but i wont feel the softnest 😟
Cats do whatever they want
They rule the world, no wonder Ancient Egypt worshipped them
Yes
Every cat owner knows you don’t own a cat
Thats why dogs are better
True
@@IssaCatWhat the cat own us
Owner: You can't be there.
Cat: *And I took that personally*
I hate how accurate this is, my friends cat kept trying to smother my face while I sleep😂
As a cat owner, everything that has been presented in this video is fact.
Edit: I know not all cats are not the same, don't take this comment too seriously.
Wow
Same, and to add to it. One of my cats loves cuddling with me but he always digs his claws into my leg. Ow
Fellow cat-person here! Can confirm.
Cat-person as in person that likes cats, not a furry. Although, I guess Chip could pass as both.
What cats do you have? My cats won't even dare to do that
One of them is very scardy cat tbh-
And yea i can agree that my other cat do this stuff sometimes-
True
No one: My cat at 3 am: Meows as loud as it can and runs through my room
That's how my cat Acts but she always meows super duper loud....
E
It's chasing ghosts and you didn't know
Same with my cat but he doesn’t run anymore it’s just screaming as loud as he can at our doors
Cats actually show that they trust you by showing their belly because thats where vital organs are kept if you pet them there they take it as an attack
yeah they actually take it as a breach of trust almost
"I trust you not to touch my belAAAAAAAA"
Wait really I didn't know that, I have a cat :0
My cat loves belly rubs… She practically asks for them
If you're gentle they don't attack.
I have a cat. Half the time he is nice and calm the other half of the time he is aggressive.
More like 97% aggressive and only 3% nice lol
Opens mouth cutely* BITES INTENSELY * this is adorable and accurate
It's a sign of love actually, they thought you were just playing.
Too accurate
Aaand, Minecraft sounds
@@Gabi-xl8vl mhm.
Yup
Once, I couldn't find my cat. I looked for her for 2 hours until I heard a shift in a box in my living room. I looked under the table and she was sitting in literally the tiniest box ever. All four paws were in the box. And she just looked at me like when someone enters the bathroom and you're using it.
my aunt had a cat, she lost it and looked everywhere for hours. she was worried. then she went into the cat’s room and saw the cat was chilling on a high shelf
omg- once I couldn’t find my cat, either. We live near the woods, so we we’re outside searching for houursss. My mom comes back inside and is about to give up, and he comes strolling right from downstairs and starts putting at her feet. This happened again a few days later. He’d gotten into the ventilation and was in our walls..
**Pets cat for 15 seconds**
**Cat loves**
Also Cat: So... you have chosen death.
I pet my cat every morning if I stop petting my cat he just follows me
@@AndresSanchez-ww4kc awwww
@@ConfusedOxygen It's very funny and soo cute
@@AndresSanchez-ww4kc
Your cat....
*_"Loads catnip gun"_*
*_HAND EM OVER_*
@@northernlights9533 LOL
Yes as a cat owner i can relate to this😂😂😂
Especially the food one
And i love the owners voice throughout lol he’s just like me
The only thing your missing is the part were they lay on the important things, and the part were they cause a racket at 3am....
Thanks Saitama, very cool
Yeah like computers and homework -.-
Also the part where they are really into playing then the next second it’s gone
Or when your on the computer and they just start walking on your keypad
X
No one:
Cat's: *falls from the ceiling*
Is this who I think it is?
@@fire_starter3257 OwO!
👏😎
Orbital Strike incoming
Lol yeah
Holy cow that got violent at the end.
So just like owning a cat, really.
I have scratches all over my legs and arms from experience. Would you like a cat?
the last few seconds were pain
I can confirm this is EXTREMELY ACCURATE
People should learn to clip their cat's nails periodically. It's really quick and hassle free if you learn how.
2 years later and this vid still is hilarious 😂
Cats when they see a mountain of food in their bowl: *yummy*
Cats when they see the bottom of their bowl: *there was no food human*
I like that about cats, u know playin dumb xD
Cats when they see food on the side of the bowl but none on the bottom: I wish I could eat it but my owner just memes about it hurting my whiskers
As the owner of 2 cats this is very accurate. The only missing thing is that they turn to dust for like 6 hours then come back to existance
I didn't edit this comment so you won't know why it has aton of likes
i have 4 cats
they have an obsession with food
69 pog
My eldest cat is quite large and a bit overweight.
I honestly have no idea how he phases in and out of existence over the course of a few hours.
@@khajiitimanus7432 one of my cats is 20 pounds. 20 pounds! And he just Vanishes then reverse thanos snaps himself into existance
My cat dose the same
Also should be in this
“Hey kitty”
Cat: **disapeario catto**
“Wat”
edit 2:
Cat: **is on the fridge**
“Hey kit-“
Cat: **rapidly propels towards the floor**
“Oh no.”
Cat: **fast spins until on feet**
“Wat”
(yes I deleted edit 1) yes I made another part for more likes
Cat disipear
This is beautiful
B
Is this some kind of Cat Wizard spell or something? ‘Disapeario Catto’ 😂
I read Despacito
"Aww you wanna sit here?"
*The cat goes up to the persons face and sits*
The person: this is fine.
I own a bird and honestly, it's close enough. He's basically a cat with wings.
I think all birds are, idk why their enemies they are so alike
Omg same i have a budgie and thats true
the amount of fear you should have is insane
me: doesn't pet cat for .01 seconds
my cat: *CLOAKER NOISE*
Thats horrifying
“WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!”
I have a doggo and she will sit on our heads and bat at our hair until we give her a tummy rub
That's odd
Cats hate you usually
@@FilledOfOJ Nope that's a stereotype and far from the truth.
Can we just talk about how cats can just come out of no where? Like they’ll be on the couch then next thing you know they’re on the kitchen counters getting into the bag of bread
Lol true
It's like they teloport
Very accurate
True
I have no more bread now
That one part at 1:48 is where the cat was treating its owner like an entitled Karen.
💀
When my cat bites me I just make a hissing sound and it always works lmao
same
I don't bc I'm calm 😌
@@valkyriecrime same
But my expression is like that disgusted face instead of panicking
@@holomemesch.5209 Okeh and I'm calm at everything :V
@@valkyriecrime aaand I’m talking to a kid...
"Wow, I'm kinda uncomfortable, I think I'm gonna change the position I'm sitting in right now"
My cat, noticing I'm in an uncomfortable position:
"Mom, can we have Simon's cat?"
"No, we have Simon's cat at home."
Simon's cat at home:
Tf is simon?
@@aspencar1819 search it up
Simon..?
@@Cloudthecat666
Do you have a Google ban?)
Like the cartoon Simon's cat
I have been a fan for FOREVER now and only just made a committed RUclips account! I am happy to support you any way possible! I love your animations, and NO JOKE THIS IS FR, you inspired my inner artist! I love your work and they light hearted and truth that goes with it. ❤💛💚💙💜 BUONA NOTTE GATTO 💜💙💚💛❤ (Italian for good night cat)
I loved the scratches at the end, very very relatable! 👌
One night when I was sleeping I felt like I was short of air, when I woke up I realized that my cat was lying right on my neck
Same happened to me, but my fat cat laid on my *f a c e* . I open my eyes and just see orange.
@@sharpestteen HAHAHH
At least warm floofy purring kitty
Atleast its not the face, btw its better because your neck is continuously getting fluffed and you can stroke
It was his secret plan. They are trying to kill you off secretly and take your property
0:59 the moment where you prepare for pain
Bro got rabies💀
My cat only turns his belly to me if he wants to play. He’s young
'Young' is a weird name for a cat
just sayin
@@DeenBoi this not the name lol. He's Young
woooosh
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OWNED
One of my cats loves belly rubs unless he’s in a mood. He’s very cuddly
0:23 my friends cat did this when I was at her house, I felt so honoured
He purrs, *so loudly*
Fact: Most cats actually don’t like getting their belly rubbed because it’s really sensitive! :)
Edit: wow I got 416 likes on this :)
Human: pets cats belly
Cat: so have chosen... Death
My cat dosent mind
But getting picked up is a massive no no.
Don't pick up my cat
Mine runs up to me and flops onto its back like a dog lmao
@@Aelvir114 that’s cute :)
The one about the cat tent is so accurate. I bought this cute fluffy pink bed for my cat Tori, put it on the floor for her, she went and sat on some bubble wrap instead.
😭😂😂
Mi amiga 👉👈😢
This isn't anything important but my dead name is, in fact, 'Tori' and I would also like bubble wrap more than a tent
my it does not like pink
@assassinaterwolf7877 Why do humans never sit on top of a tent?
Chipflake: **draws a human**
Me: *Wait, that's illegal*
Ay man that speciesism man
WAIT ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH MELT TOO-?
LOL
@@cau1tion Yep UwU
1:00 Lesson: Never pet cats on their tummies cuz they can get aggressive about 10 seconds later.
0:58 Honestly love it when they do that
Me too
Unless they bite to harf
@@meowpandas89 Yep
Yeah, they don't really bite, they just grab your finger for no reason
Same, i just like to see how much pain I can endure from them
I remember how my cat used to sit on my chest and massage my shoulder with his paws. My entire T-shirt was in holes from his claws.
my cat used to sit *in* my chest whenever I would lay down, then she got neutered and doesn't do it anymore
Kneading kitty
that cat massage is called making buiscuits my cats make them too XD
That's kneading. :)
All cats do it.
My cat has very sharp claws tho, so when she kneads my chest, her claws go throught my shirt and blanket.
The. Pain.
My cat sits on my back and massages it and that’s how I had been alive this whole time with 3 fused disks
The idea where Chip separates his cat OC and his blank avatar and interacting (+scream) is something.
His?
@@hampoon Yeah, his pronouns are he/him/his.
@JayLeeBeanz No idea, but it's in his Twitter Bio :)
Great vid, can confirm =D The thing about stroking the belly and then getting bitten is easily explained: Most cats (very few exceptions) get overstimulated fast if you touch there and the excitement kicks in their hunting play instincts. They seemingly ask for it when they stretch on their backs, always have to resist the urge too =D Mine just let me pet him there when he was almost asleep already, and even then only veeeery gentle and just strokes in fur growth direction. Miss my old man...
So this is what chipflake does every saturday? Abusing a human
Lol
xd
lmao
Yep
Isn't it what every cat does almost every day?
Normal cats: *runs around after catnip*
My cats: *knocks down christmas tree after catnip*
(Thanks for the likes :])
Edit 2: *My cats are officially insane please help me they keep going ON TOP of my door I’m concerned*
My cat doesn’t even respond to / like catnip. I think my cat might actually not be a cat...
@@leru556 oop
I think the cats getting high with the catnip. Don't do drugs, kids.
There is a reason I don’t give my cats catnip, they run around chasing each other even when they don’t have any
@@PaxonSYS_VODS my cats are legit knocking over somthing as I type this.
1:00 the fact that the cat kicks his owner with his feet is so relatable lmao
I call it rabbit kicks
@@rowanheart8122 "Finish him!" I call it the killer move, because in the wild they would tear a little animal apart with that kick. =D
@@rowanheart8122 bruh me too
Yes, especially since it was me they where kicking
They also do this to rip open the abdomen of other cats
Cat turns into vacuum when eat food
WHAT THE HELL?!? 😂
"aren't cats wonderful?"
*The cat owners say while cleaning blood off themselves*
Arent dogs wonderfull:they say when holding their chiwawa
Frog owners: Aren't frogs wonderful?! *as their frog is trying to consume their entire hand*
Ight, lemme speak as someone who owns both dogs and cats.
Dogs whine really loudly at absolutely nothing, ask to be taken out every two seconds, and jump up at you trying to lick your face. Cats sit on all your work, scratch and bite a lot, and will s c r e a m at you if you displease them. Both have bad things. Both are wonderful and affectionate pets regardless. You can have your personal opinions but stop fighting over which is better.
"aren't birds wonderful?"
*The bird owner says calmly while having a bird 24/7 on top of his head, screaming in his ears.*
“Aren’t fish wonderful?”
*The fish owner say as all their fish died from swimming in poop*
It's official: my dog is actually a cat.
Also my dog too.
my cats must be dogs then because they love belly rubs to death.
Well my cat was raised by dogs and now they all behave like idiots, is that normal?
@@ladyhyena8588
honestly i think i need to somehow reboot my pets software, my cats act like dogs and my dog acts like a cat, i think somebody put the wrong software on these animals.
@@MaskedKittyYT Mine was sent my the company like that, do you think I can get a refound? Honestly the snake is weird too so I migh do a check on that too
Ok
Are we not gonna talk about Chip being both Cute as heck and being slightly cursed for acting like pure cat and not talking
1:00most accurate one yet
bruh
I love how the cat always has the same facial expression.
"Mild deppression"
Yea
“I bought this 50 dollar cat bed for you!”
*cat has never touched it for 5 years*
Yep. We got an outdoor cat a mini rain protection house and they never touched it. They'd rather lay in the rain honestly
Why would they sleep on a cat bed when your bed is much bigger and has blankets
@@porcirain9143 thats true
Same but a dog
Lol
My family can’t sit anywhere without one of our cats trying to nibble our toes. *_s e n d h e l p_*
They just want a taste. Be sure the close your doors, or one of them might eat your ears!
My cat always smells the feet of new people before they our allowed to enter our home
Your socks must look like Swiss cheese
this video is so satisfying to me and it genuinley relaxes me and makes me feel better..
When a cat turns over while petting them it’s a trap
But two of mine don’t really care xD
If you do it long enough and at sufficient speeds you will make them realize that they have fallen into your trap card
i dunno dude, all my cats love belly rubs to death, generally right where they got fixed, which i always found weird but one of them will literally stare me down until i give them belly rubs, while laying on my lap, they will give me a legit super deep stare until i do.
They might be ticklish
Generally speaking, a cat showing their belly to you is a sign of trust not an invitation for a belly rub. Cats aren't as closely evolved with humans compared to dogs and cats still use a lot of body language which goes over people's heads.