【Apple】My husband's "ex-wife" claimed she was pregnant with his kid, so I told her a certain truth…

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @irishtheblack
    @irishtheblack 8 месяцев назад +64

    "Keep his mating equipment in good order..."
    I choked on my cereal, omg 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dragonyami
    @dragonyami 8 месяцев назад +27

    The 'chimp with late-stage rabies' bit was hilarious 🤣

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 8 месяцев назад +31

    Tilly got everything confused but you just can't fix stupid.
    Hope the men in white gives Tilly a cute hugging jacket, she needs it

  • @cecejamesable
    @cecejamesable 8 месяцев назад +56

    The sad thing is there are people exactly like this, who don't give two quips that they are entirely in the wrong, they'll just lash out over and over again until they're struck with the consequences then they whimper, sob, and plead for the mercy they would never give if they were the victim of their onslaught.

    • @catsncrows
      @catsncrows 8 месяцев назад +11

      Well my mother to a milder extent but it was more Hulk smash! until she alienated everyone.

    • @LoveOnTheInsidex3
      @LoveOnTheInsidex3 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@catsncrowsoh I’m so sorry 😞

    • @cherylstitt8382
      @cherylstitt8382 7 месяцев назад +1

      @cecejamesable This was a pleasure to read. Nothing rude, no foul language or disrespect. Just (chef’s kiss) wonderful!! 😊

  • @stevefirth8082
    @stevefirth8082 8 месяцев назад +38

    Tilly may have the face of an ''Angel'' but she has the personality of a gargoyle!

    • @jessicathompson236
      @jessicathompson236 8 месяцев назад +2

      That is a photo of Amanda bynes

    • @rollothecat2010
      @rollothecat2010 8 месяцев назад +3

      Oddly enough, gargoyles were put on the outside of churches for defense, I think. To ward off evil. And they were also made into gutter spouts. I know when I first read this, it surprised me. It is from medieval times so it makes as much sense as other stuff originating back then.

    • @CarolSneath
      @CarolSneath 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂leave the poor gargoyle alone 😂😂

    • @nancythane5672
      @nancythane5672 3 месяца назад +1

      Don't dis Gargoyles!

  • @AC-ni4gt
    @AC-ni4gt 8 месяцев назад +25

    Looks like this lady made the wrong order at the pick-up window....

  • @nikyawarren8331
    @nikyawarren8331 8 месяцев назад +23

    Tilly need help if she thinks being pregnant can bail her out of tough situations like that

    • @gandalftheantlion
      @gandalftheantlion 8 месяцев назад +5

      Which was fake, so even more troubling for her.

    • @nancythane5672
      @nancythane5672 3 месяца назад +1

      They usually wait a couple months and cry 'miscarriage.' Nowadays in the US, (depending where you're located) that will land you a MURDER charge!

  • @lindahill7315
    @lindahill7315 8 месяцев назад +32

    Morning everyone. FYI, in the states, you may have to show divorce papers before getting remarried.

    • @Mehp2
      @Mehp2 8 месяцев назад +4

      I didn’t know that and I LIVE in the US

    • @zenobiaerasmusze
      @zenobiaerasmusze 8 месяцев назад +3

      That's interesting to know.

    • @nahiara995
      @nahiara995 8 месяцев назад +4

      I think it's in most countries, besides in my country the law says that you are only single before marrying the first time, after that you are divorced or widowed never single again

    • @cyndirankin
      @cyndirankin 8 месяцев назад +1

      I knew that. And I havent remarried

    • @alidapurdy
      @alidapurdy 8 месяцев назад +2

      Not in Tennessee... They just asked when I got divorced and checked the records. My marriage license DOES tell the number of times we've been married.

  • @marymulrooney1334
    @marymulrooney1334 8 месяцев назад +16

    Tilly has such a young profile photo, yet she sounds like she is in her 60s.

    • @jessicathompson236
      @jessicathompson236 8 месяцев назад +1

      The photos are all stock photos

    • @jessicathompson236
      @jessicathompson236 8 месяцев назад +2

      Usually photos of celebrities like this one

    • @norarivkis2513
      @norarivkis2513 8 месяцев назад +3

      The voice actress is the one they usually use for mothers-in-law.

    • @nancythane5672
      @nancythane5672 3 месяца назад

      Old photo

    • @nancythane5672
      @nancythane5672 3 месяца назад +1

      The 'husband' went from an aussie/brit accent to now, southern US? 😮 FIGURE THE CHARACTER OUT ****BEFORE**** RECORDING!!

  • @RedneckSwede
    @RedneckSwede 8 месяцев назад +12

    Tilly's profile picture looks like a slightly thick Amanda Bynes.

  • @islajadepierre9060
    @islajadepierre9060 8 месяцев назад +17

    Amanda Bynes! What the heck 😂

    • @Yaya2214CJ
      @Yaya2214CJ 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marcm8406
    @marcm8406 8 месяцев назад +7

    Tilly sounds like a legend in her own mind. She is totally nuts.smh

  • @pablojorge8158
    @pablojorge8158 5 месяцев назад +1

    I feel for that resident who has the full misfortune of witnessing that unhinged woman’s behavior. It makes one wanting one of those Men In Black’s memory eraser flashlights, if only to get that horrid memory out of his head 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lindahill7315
    @lindahill7315 8 месяцев назад +11

    Good story. Op is savage

  • @robertmorris2395
    @robertmorris2395 8 месяцев назад +6

    This looks like an example of one going into self destruction.

  • @kiratheusagiisworkshop5266
    @kiratheusagiisworkshop5266 8 месяцев назад +12

    I wasn't expecting the F-bomb 😂

  • @norarivkis2513
    @norarivkis2513 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:50 "Award-winning personality?"
    I've never heard of anyone giving out awards for personality.

  • @leeannascobie3385
    @leeannascobie3385 8 месяцев назад +2

    Omg, whenever someone would call me 'dear' i would think of an old woman lol

  • @manxkin
    @manxkin 8 месяцев назад +8

    Seems I heard a very similar story before. Boy, these people take a lot of business trips! Tilly is a psycho…and not a very smart one! So Kate dated Ryan shortly in the past! Small world. Wow, Tilly seems to be very good at keep “the mating equipment” in good working order! Yikes! The ending was rather confusing. So was the house she broke into Tilly and Ryan’s former residence? Tilly really was crazy!

  • @susanlayton2143
    @susanlayton2143 8 месяцев назад +9

    Tilly's profile picture is of Amanda Bynes?

  • @johexxkitten
    @johexxkitten 8 месяцев назад +2

    Looks like a doll...
    Are we talking Annabelle, Robert or Chuckie?

  • @Mehp2
    @Mehp2 8 месяцев назад +12

    Why do people not have screens protecting their windows? All the windows at my house have screens.

    • @kme
      @kme 8 месяцев назад +4

      Unfortunately (imho), European houses don't have screens in the windows. Drives me nuts bc they like leaving them open and bugs get in. *severely bug-phobic* Just this week, we've had 4 wasps in the house, and my husband had to kill one of them bc it was too stupid to leave and got itself stuck in my work stuff on my desk. *sighs* When we get our own house, I'm going to insist on having screens put in bc this is ridiculous.
      But anyway, from what I've seen, most places outside North America don't have screens. It's frustrating. (tho the hotel I stayed at in Seoul had a screen on the balcony window, so there's that...)

    • @Mehp2
      @Mehp2 8 месяцев назад

      @@kmewhy would you NOT have screens protecting your windows?! I don’t understand why.

    • @kme
      @kme 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Mehp2 exactly my point (I'm not European), and I seriously don't understand why they don't have screens. It's mindboggling to me. We're renting atm and our landlord won't let us do anything to the house (can't even put pictures up), but as soon as we get our own house, you betcha we're having screens put in every damn window, so help me.

    • @KnightDarkness-bv1ei
      @KnightDarkness-bv1ei 7 месяцев назад

      Price! Home security is expensive.

    • @Mehp2
      @Mehp2 7 месяцев назад

      @@KnightDarkness-bv1eilast I checked, window screens aren’t home security

  • @cazia9
    @cazia9 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:55 - award winning personality? Do you mean it was a Bram Stoker Award, given to the best horror novel of the year?

  • @LoveOnTheInsidex3
    @LoveOnTheInsidex3 8 месяцев назад +3

    Sounds like Tilly needs one of those tight hugging jackets.

  • @denisvolin7489
    @denisvolin7489 8 месяцев назад +4

    Male VA voice is sooo smooth, yet, hot!

  • @jackierenee1691
    @jackierenee1691 8 месяцев назад +8

    First I see a story with Ronald Reagan, and now this one has Amanda Bynes (if I'm wlooking at the picture correctly). Who will show up next lol

  • @jonborchardt5548
    @jonborchardt5548 8 месяцев назад +6

    Musical references I could see Tilly makin':
    🎵It's me again Ryan *goofy laugh*🎵 (as opposed to "It's Me Again Margaret" by Ray Stevens)
    🎵If I could fly / I'd pick you up / I'd take you into the night🎵(Benny Mardones)
    🎵Every bond you break / every step you take / I'll be watchin' you🎵 (Sting)

  • @neecybear59
    @neecybear59 8 месяцев назад +5

    Is that Amanda Bynes for Tilly’s profile?!

  • @rhondafarmer1163
    @rhondafarmer1163 8 месяцев назад +3

    Tilly sounds like"Granny Tilly"!

  • @Yaya2214CJ
    @Yaya2214CJ 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tilly sounds like a 65 year old woman.

  • @RavenxAlexander1
    @RavenxAlexander1 8 месяцев назад +2

    When will people learn to get their facts straight???

  • @pup6178
    @pup6178 8 месяцев назад +2

    Tilly is a home wrecker

  • @ixxieangel
    @ixxieangel 8 месяцев назад +12

    Drinking non-alcoholic beer is the biggest crime in this story!

    • @johexxkitten
      @johexxkitten 8 месяцев назад

      Says the alcoholic...

    • @BIGBLOCK5022006
      @BIGBLOCK5022006 7 месяцев назад

      ​@johexxkitten One non-alcoholic beer that I like is Kaliber, which is made by Guinness.

    • @johexxkitten
      @johexxkitten 7 месяцев назад

      @@BIGBLOCK5022006 the low/no alcohol Guinness is actually very good too.

    • @KarenWalton-ot5qr
      @KarenWalton-ot5qr 7 месяцев назад

      Agreed.

  • @KnightDarkness-bv1ei
    @KnightDarkness-bv1ei 7 месяцев назад

    Doesn’t matter how someone looks, if they commit acts of cheating. It is a major red flag plus it makes the person come off as unhinged and creepy as well not too mention desperate.

  • @luffymarra
    @luffymarra 10 дней назад

    I do believe I would have blocked her on the first "sweetie pie"

  • @amandafranklin1914
    @amandafranklin1914 8 месяцев назад +2

    This was fun, but how many money obsessed gold diggers do any of us know in real life? Only a few, right?

    • @rollothecat2010
      @rollothecat2010 8 месяцев назад

      Actually, off hand I can think of at least three I have met. And they were all female too. Actually, there were more than three. I must have the bad luck! Or rather, I have met people who have had some bad luck with who they married or dated.

    • @amandafranklin1914
      @amandafranklin1914 8 месяцев назад

      @@rollothecat2010 I grew up with one. Her mother actually raised her that way. Without going into details, that turned out to be a bad move on mom's part.

  • @rollothecat2010
    @rollothecat2010 8 месяцев назад

    Always get your facts straight before doing something that might get you in trouble. Truth matters.
    Ryan and his second wife protected themselves well after Tilly contacted Ryan.

  • @sgtchris1000
    @sgtchris1000 8 месяцев назад

    O my god this woman is crazy. Which mental hospital did she escape from

  • @tammymartinez7488
    @tammymartinez7488 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why does Tilly look like actress Amanda bynes?

  • @christopherburch1762
    @christopherburch1762 8 месяцев назад

    Paul must be from Tennessee, he has a Tennessee accent.

  • @hauntedghost95
    @hauntedghost95 8 месяцев назад +1

    What is Paul's accent supposed to be anyway? British, Australian, Southen?

  • @frenchgirl75000
    @frenchgirl75000 8 месяцев назад +4

    Une folle Tilly

  • @patmccoy8758
    @patmccoy8758 8 месяцев назад

    Regarding Tilly....can we say Sex Addict?

  • @unicornjennie
    @unicornjennie 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hey Tilly, her husband is not your ex-husband. Better get a grip since your going to be a parent soon. That is if your even pregnant? Wow stalker and a criminal enjoy debt hell.