My Immortal: A Tale of Infamy

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @ThatAwkwardGirl7
    @ThatAwkwardGirl7 5 лет назад +9655

    my immortal was so ahead of its time. Imagine being so good at trolling that your cultural impact lasts over a decade

    • @paigehansen8944
      @paigehansen8944 5 лет назад +486

      I maintain to this day that My Immortal was the best troll to ever troll

    • @rachelhammond3005
      @rachelhammond3005 5 лет назад +199

      That Awkward Girl I’ve read so much fan fiction, and this is very typical for fan-fictions. A good amount of them suck

    • @larkito3279
      @larkito3279 5 лет назад +36

      Honestly I aspire to be Lara

    • @redrasegarden
      @redrasegarden 5 лет назад +137

      Hate to admit it, but ya did something right if ya made something with with this kinda staying power

    • @lucyjenkins1341
      @lucyjenkins1341 4 года назад +62

      That Awkward Girl it’s been 14 years and it’s still a thing how is that even possible

  • @robh5974
    @robh5974 5 лет назад +10541

    You missed '"Hi Vampire,' I said flirtily, as i started to cry."
    Its my favorite line

    • @Nightling727
      @Nightling727 5 лет назад +348

      I really want to like this, but it's at 69 likes. Actually, screw it. I'm liking this.

    • @gracescott4383
      @gracescott4383 5 лет назад +293

      Robyn Hawks “yeah” I roared

    • @queenkatara7861
      @queenkatara7861 5 лет назад +123

      Amulya Setlur I just changed it from 666 to 667. Sorry xxxbloodyrists666xxx.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 5 лет назад +65

      Oh god. I have so many memories of reading it as a preteen.

    • @izrrr4785
      @izrrr4785 5 лет назад +311

      I love the "i slit my wrists and went to bed"

  • @oreoprincess93
    @oreoprincess93 5 лет назад +6330

    “... then he put his thingy into my you-know-what...” is how every sex scene should be written

  • @isla128
    @isla128 5 лет назад +5393

    Terra gets mad at all the "preps", but she was in love with Draco aka the preppiest rich kid at hogwarts.

    • @thedoughnutsystem539
      @thedoughnutsystem539 5 лет назад +538

      NO HE'S G O F F I C

    • @als2480
      @als2480 5 лет назад +140

      @@thedoughnutsystem539 it's sad as someone who is legitimately goth, that A. This woman ruins this for us, and B. I just think Sam Reigal the Golden Moth King with a cock piece. Everyone knows Goth=Gold moth

    • @milksoda655
      @milksoda655 5 лет назад +131

      Yeah but he's a goth prep so it's fine

    • @cometcatgaming-vlogs-more8459
      @cometcatgaming-vlogs-more8459 5 лет назад +13

      @@als2480 One, yes. Two, Sam Reigal? From Critical Role? The guy who plays my favs and dresses in the best outfits for live shows? Cause if it's the same, then I've seen that outfit and it rocks

    • @als2480
      @als2480 5 лет назад +9

      @@cometcatgaming-vlogs-more8459 it truly does, and yes that Sam Reigal.

  • @allison8654
    @allison8654 5 лет назад +4601

    at least we finally have an explanation for the “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” debacle in the movie. dumbledore had a headache.

  • @gwynethh9524
    @gwynethh9524 5 лет назад +4656

    "Voldemort gave me a gun" god this book is so iconic

    • @spectre9340
      @spectre9340 5 лет назад +128

      I actually shrieked when that part came up 😂

    • @nothanks2575
      @nothanks2575 5 лет назад +79

      this has brought me so much joy I’m not even joking

    • @decasuffrage9021
      @decasuffrage9021 5 лет назад +18

      22:27

    • @maddiemoiselle9998
      @maddiemoiselle9998 5 лет назад +22

      When he said that I literally started laughing so hard I cried

  • @Creepsneakninja
    @Creepsneakninja 5 лет назад +2687

    "My favorite character is probably Dumbledore's headache."
    Me too, it's the most developed and well thought-out character in the whole book.

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 5 лет назад +55

      and its name never changes!

    • @Creepsneakninja
      @Creepsneakninja 5 лет назад +13

      Rach ReadsFanfic that's so true this character deserve a Pulitzer

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 5 лет назад +29

      Dumbledore's headache had an intense sexual relationship with Charlie Weasley's burn scars.

    • @Swordprincess777
      @Swordprincess777 5 лет назад +5

      I would like the comment but it's at 666

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 лет назад +6

      @Young Writer. The fact that Tara's explanation for why Dumbledore swore at Ebony and Draco was because he had a headache was funny.

  • @user-pu4ot4ze7g
    @user-pu4ot4ze7g 5 лет назад +6177

    Tara is very clearly JKR herself I don’t understand how no one sees this

    • @oddbaii6322
      @oddbaii6322 5 лет назад +40

      😂

    • @jamesy8217
      @jamesy8217 5 лет назад +207

      That would be some master trolling

    • @nobodyjusnobody1554
      @nobodyjusnobody1554 5 лет назад +173

      And the real tara is the hacker

    • @fr4225
      @fr4225 5 лет назад +138

      i mean jkr doesn't re read her own books so i think you're onto something there

    • @thewingedserpent5823
      @thewingedserpent5823 5 лет назад +42

      might as well be with all the retconing and other bull she has done in the last couple years

  • @MT-lk7qt
    @MT-lk7qt 5 лет назад +3401

    My Immortal completely missed a chance to (re)name McGonagall McGOTHagall.

  • @MT-lk7qt
    @MT-lk7qt 5 лет назад +1463

    "i jumped sexily into the pensieve"

  • @XCatherine
    @XCatherine 5 лет назад +3465

    I’m a little disappointed that we didn’t get a tutorial for that gothic transformation.

  • @Skylinersontape
    @Skylinersontape 5 лет назад +1719

    "It's about this girl who has a very subtle name and her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, just really rolls of the tongue" sqjcbsjc

    • @SaraH-jn5db
      @SaraH-jn5db 5 лет назад +78

      I wonder if the author was aware of what the term dementia means

    • @TheSilverIllusion
      @TheSilverIllusion 5 лет назад +41

      @@SaraH-jn5db Unlikely... she probably thought it sounded edgy.

    • @abbiaca-3288
      @abbiaca-3288 5 лет назад +29

      @@SaraH-jn5db my guess is that she looked up synonyms of memory.

    • @slonsk_1865
      @slonsk_1865 4 года назад

      I like her name tho

  • @galepowers886
    @galepowers886 5 лет назад +2214

    i LOST it when dumbledore flew in wearing an avril lavinge robe IM WHEEZING

    • @thisismysea
      @thisismysea 5 лет назад +155

      I want someone to do a painting of that scene. Life size in a gilded gold frame.

    • @triplehearts914
      @triplehearts914 5 лет назад +37

      I DIDNT GET TO THIS PART OF THE STORY YET BUT GEE WHIZ AM I FUCKING EXCITED

    • @RealTakerslady
      @RealTakerslady 5 лет назад +3

      Gale Powers 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @berrybrooks1403
      @berrybrooks1403 5 лет назад +21

      honestly, dumbledore is a mood here

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 4 года назад

      @@berrybrooks1403 Truth.

  • @boiledsweet2396
    @boiledsweet2396 5 лет назад +2612

    Imagine him reading an Audiobook
    Caleb *reads*: „I have blach hair with purple-„ *tired inhale* that’s a lot. We’re gonna skip that.

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 лет назад +103

      Honestly I’d just go along with it at this point

    • @finalfantasy7freak664
      @finalfantasy7freak664 5 лет назад +64

      I’d pay millions of dollars that I don’t have to hear an audiobook made by Caleb.

    • @CapriBabble
      @CapriBabble 5 лет назад +46

      I would kill for him to do a reading of my immortal oh sweet Jesus

    • @niftythegoblin
      @niftythegoblin 4 года назад +16

      I'd pay money to hear that lmao

  • @Ris-vulpis
    @Ris-vulpis 5 лет назад +1660

    How did 50 shades get a movie adaption and not this masterpiece??

  • @aubreyjane6659
    @aubreyjane6659 5 лет назад +5127

    Highlights:
    "Voldemort gave me a gun"
    "Then he fell down and died"
    "He had a headache ok"
    "Dumbledore has discover goth culture"
    "THEY WERE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!!!"

    • @lnolen101
      @lnolen101 5 лет назад +350

      Don't forget
      "does that sound like a Mary sue"
      "I'm to good at everything"

    • @AtaMarKat
      @AtaMarKat 5 лет назад +250

      “Eboby”

    • @als2480
      @als2480 5 лет назад +310

      Did you miss "he stuck his my thing in my you know what and we did it"

    • @pigurl3.145
      @pigurl3.145 5 лет назад +162

      "MEDIOCRE DUNCES"

    • @petrichor7000
      @petrichor7000 5 лет назад +20

      666 likes. Fitting

  • @rs5075
    @rs5075 5 лет назад +3790

    I wonder when JKR will make this cannon

    • @sierraf96
      @sierraf96 5 лет назад +47

      @@Moebz818 its like how after got published by anna todd it wad a harry styles fanfic but upon publishing she had to change his name

    • @marysarukhanyan7852
      @marysarukhanyan7852 5 лет назад +63

      Doodlebits fanfiction writers don’t profit off their work, so it’s okay under copyright laws

    • @sofiawilliams4089
      @sofiawilliams4089 5 лет назад +4

      Doodlebits fanfic writers don’t profit off of their work lmao

    • @feralhomebody
      @feralhomebody 5 лет назад +46

      I mean she made "The Cursed Child" canon so, I wouldn't really be surprised...

    • @lleem2656
      @lleem2656 5 лет назад +4

      Any day now...

  • @kklondikke9019
    @kklondikke9019 5 лет назад +1178

    Absolutely nothing is funnier to me than dumbledore walking into the forbidden forest, seeing two kids boning, and screaming “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING”

    • @cumbucket1017
      @cumbucket1017 5 лет назад +11

      Thank you so much for this comment

    • @whatalovelybreadstick2449
      @whatalovelybreadstick2449 5 лет назад +70

      THEY WERE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!!

    • @aegisScale
      @aegisScale 5 лет назад +49

      Nah, more like Voldemort flying in and handing Ebony a G U N

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 5 лет назад +17

      I mean,that WOULD BE the exact reaction of somebody unexpectedly coming upon two kids doing _the NASTY_ in the middle of nowhere in a forest though..

    • @loresoong6626
      @loresoong6626 4 года назад +15

      _"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"_

  • @dommiesgrl
    @dommiesgrl 5 лет назад +1069

    My favorite My Immortal moment of all time: "SNAP AND LUMPKIN WERE DOING IT... AND DOBBY WAS WATCHING!!!!!"

  • @daffodil-lamentations
    @daffodil-lamentations 5 лет назад +631

    "how did you know" "I have telekinesis"
    Iconic

  • @Izzi912
    @Izzi912 5 лет назад +782

    "You mediocre dunces" is actually a pretty sick insult tbh

    • @eq2360
      @eq2360 5 лет назад +17

      Izzi912 right, like they’re not even good dunces, just forgettable and mediocre

    • @angelaheald7630
      @angelaheald7630 3 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard, I should not have been driving at the time, let me tell you!

    • @angelaheald7630
      @angelaheald7630 3 года назад

      @@eq2360 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @renyo5978
    @renyo5978 5 лет назад +1567

    “THEY WERE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!!”

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 5 лет назад +53

      renyo
      That sounds like something out of AVPM!!

    • @gracemonk9444
      @gracemonk9444 5 лет назад +96

      -he said calmly

    • @bat5092
      @bat5092 5 лет назад +20

      @@evies.1018 We all know that AVPM is so much better.

    • @starkazing7817
      @starkazing7817 5 лет назад +6

      @@bat5092 So true!

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 лет назад +4

      "He yelled in a furious voice."

  • @QueenCloveroftheice
    @QueenCloveroftheice 5 лет назад +2655

    “I was 6 in 2006.”
    Me: oh, so you’re 15.
    *realizes it’s 2019 and has an existential crisis*

    • @SpookyDeerArt
      @SpookyDeerArt 5 лет назад +217

      i ended up on call with an acquaintance from a discord server and when they said they were 13 i went into shock since immediately after i realized it wasn't 2014 and it felt like i got hit with a sack of bricks.

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 5 лет назад +60

      I feel old, and I'm 25. 😢

    • @dracofirex
      @dracofirex 5 лет назад +78

      "I was 6 in 2006"
      Me: So, 15. Man, when I was 15 it was 2001. .....I have over 20 years of memories that this guy will never have. AH! I'm almost 34! AH! I've been on FFnet since 2008 and that was 11 years ago!
      Also me: *has existential crisis*

    • @musict4379
      @musict4379 5 лет назад +26

      ...I'm gonna be 17 soon. Geezus fuck.

    • @raesmith2164
      @raesmith2164 5 лет назад +2

      Me too lol

  • @sierrajade7875
    @sierrajade7875 5 лет назад +940

    Voldemort being a “preppy man” instead of the goth queen he really is..... that’s the real gold of the story.

    • @chew7656
      @chew7656 4 года назад +65

      Ikr. And Draco's the preppiest rich kid

  • @daedula7457
    @daedula7457 5 лет назад +2318

    Never read this book but I love the idea of of ron/diablo just this pale ginger kid with a thick Spanish accent surrounded by crazy goths

  • @ashleig309
    @ashleig309 5 лет назад +1439

    Nobody:
    JK Rowling: Caleb actually wrote My Immortal

  • @ay_yee_ella3325
    @ay_yee_ella3325 5 лет назад +2806

    Nobody:
    J.K Rowling: there’s going to be a movie adaptation of My Imortal in 2021

  • @rosegold6088
    @rosegold6088 5 лет назад +2682

    “IT WAS VOLDEMORT AND THE DEATH DEALERS.”
    -we all love the death dealers and whatever they deal

    • @EspiritoDeDafne
      @EspiritoDeDafne 5 лет назад +48

      Creepy crawly death dealers. She meant spiders

    • @gennybaratta2460
      @gennybaratta2460 5 лет назад +55

      The death dealers deal death sticks, obviously

    • @emiledlund9559
      @emiledlund9559 5 лет назад +37

      Death dealers sound like a weird Gothic Jazz band

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 5 лет назад +16

      They deal the Deadly Good Stuff

    • @PonkChonk
      @PonkChonk 5 лет назад +13

      weedgardium crackiosa

  • @oddbaii6322
    @oddbaii6322 5 лет назад +1075

    “It was snowing and raining again”
    This is quality writing.

    • @eliesh3833
      @eliesh3833 4 года назад +43

      Technically it can snow and rain at the same time.
      But you're right. That sentence structure is very oxymoronic. She probably should've said, "It was sleeting again." That would make more sense.

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 5 лет назад +817

    22:26
    -"Voldemort gave me a gun."
    You can look through all works of fiction, and never find something that made me laugh as hard as this line did.

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 3 года назад +8

      @Philly Cheesesteak I AM _WHEEZING_

    • @greenergrass4060
      @greenergrass4060 3 года назад +7

      The real horror is Voldemorts elizabehan english 😂

  • @sokkvabekkr5973
    @sokkvabekkr5973 5 лет назад +1015

    *J.K. Rowling's twitter voice*
    Did you know? My Immortal is fully canon!

  • @Riwelleth
    @Riwelleth 5 лет назад +1118

    My Immortal is truly immortal, it comes back like a boomerang everytime I manage to forget about it

  • @mattb5881
    @mattb5881 5 лет назад +812

    My Immortal is a beautiful piece of literature Shakespeare could never

    • @HERSHISKISS
      @HERSHISKISS 5 лет назад +37

      Shakespeare? ! I don't know her

    • @lleem2656
      @lleem2656 5 лет назад +17

      Leo Tolstoy who

    • @prixe12
      @prixe12 5 лет назад +22

      Edgar Allan Poe is quaking

  • @VIIStar
    @VIIStar 5 лет назад +542

    Help us Enoby Kenobi.
    You're our only hope.

  • @shouldntve
    @shouldntve 5 лет назад +892

    "Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and DOBBY WAS WATCHING!!!!" is my favourite part. Enoby is truly a talented narrator.

    • @auromwah5822
      @auromwah5822 5 лет назад +9

      Green Clover truly incredible

    • @emmanuellyloyola2030
      @emmanuellyloyola2030 5 лет назад +5

      *Eneby

    • @19Isa09
      @19Isa09 5 лет назад +8

      I wanted to like this comment but it had 666 likes and I just couldn’t destroy this perfection

  • @Artsingitup
    @Artsingitup 5 лет назад +845

    The visual of goth draco having a sad conversation about being jealous while acticely moshing is too much.

    • @victorp8689
      @victorp8689 5 лет назад +62

      you should see the dramatic reading and reenactment of this by Internet Historian, you would love it

    • @maxhasproblems4885
      @maxhasproblems4885 5 лет назад +10

      @@victorp8689 oh god hearing sorrow voice eboby was too much

    • @angelaheald7630
      @angelaheald7630 3 года назад

      🤟🏼😆🧛‍♀️🤣💯

  • @amberstyx
    @amberstyx 5 лет назад +1691

    I can’t believe I’m seeing a My Immortal video in this the year of our lord 2019.

    • @lleem2656
      @lleem2656 5 лет назад +16

      I know but I love it

    • @yourmother2779
      @yourmother2779 5 лет назад +6

      Internet Historian did a pretty great reading of it a while ago if thats something youre interested in. The editing id god-tier

    • @purplee24
      @purplee24 5 лет назад

      your mother Yes Internet Historian made an amazing video reading this.

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 5 лет назад

      I mean My Immortal is one of the most iconic pieces of Harry Potter fan content and people still post about AVPM and Puppet Pals so why not

  • @Leo-qt1pz
    @Leo-qt1pz 4 года назад +603

    “I cried sexily. I just wanna go to the common room and watch shark attack three and do it with Draco”
    I’m serious when I say that I cried laughing for almost twenty minutes because of that sentence 😂😂😂

    • @angelaheald7630
      @angelaheald7630 3 года назад +14

      Seriously, do not listen to this while driving! Very dangerous! 😆

  • @selmadamkilde
    @selmadamkilde 5 лет назад +712

    I don't care what anyone says, this is the perfect thing to listen to while writing fanfiction. Makes me feel better about my awful writing.

    • @gennybaratta2460
      @gennybaratta2460 5 лет назад +8

      Same

    • @studyzen8836
      @studyzen8836 5 лет назад +8

      RIGHT?

    • @iridescent_skies
      @iridescent_skies 4 года назад +68

      Okay but seriously. This shit is such a confidence boost. I always get so much motivation after being reminded of this book. Like I may suck but at least I didn't name a character Dementia.

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 года назад +38

      reading a line of your own fanfic: mm is not so good...
      *my name is harry potter but they call me vampire this days*
      what am i saying? my fic is a masterpiece.

    • @blankslate7491
      @blankslate7491 4 года назад +22

      My fic: 'I blushed furiously'
      Me: ew
      My immortal: count chocula with blood in it
      Me: *confidence boost*

  • @thequeeninrags9259
    @thequeeninrags9259 5 лет назад +274

    "Draco didn't answer, but he stopped the flying car and walked out of it."
    Well yeah, if I was in a flying car with *Enoby* Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, I'd walk out of it too.

  • @kylat3312
    @kylat3312 5 лет назад +734

    *"Hagrid says he's in love with me"* Which I skipped all over this because it's stupid.
    Me: *Dies*

  • @pineapplegal9903
    @pineapplegal9903 5 лет назад +601

    "it kind of reminds me of Zenith" I GASPED, holy shit the *TEA*

  • @moshiachgirlie
    @moshiachgirlie 5 лет назад +1528

    Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.

    • @whatalovelybreadstick2449
      @whatalovelybreadstick2449 5 лет назад +308

      Is no one going to talk about how her name is Dementia?

    • @10feralratsinacoat76
      @10feralratsinacoat76 5 лет назад +25

      •What A Lovely Breadstick• how’d I miss that

    • @finalfantasy7freak664
      @finalfantasy7freak664 5 лет назад +31

      Prose and Tea cos her name is also Ebony Dark’ness along with Raven Way.

    • @poopsixsixsix5732
      @poopsixsixsix5732 4 года назад +60

      Don't drag Gerard Way into this.

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 4 года назад +28

      I feel weird thinking of the Minecraft youtuber AmyLee first instead of the lead singer of Evanescence...

  • @eminempreg
    @eminempreg 5 лет назад +670

    Hi I'm raven, your acid bath princess of the darkness,
    and im tara

    • @yourmom9474
      @yourmom9474 5 лет назад +30

      Big Blue Weeaboo and this is acer the mime of darkness

    • @icrytearsofice8150
      @icrytearsofice8150 5 лет назад +24

      Big Blue Weeaboo
      I was thinking of this the entire time and was wondering if anyone else remembered this too!

    • @finalfantasy7freak664
      @finalfantasy7freak664 5 лет назад +25

      Are we sure that these kids weren’t responsible for this messterpiece?

    • @imjustanotherjess
      @imjustanotherjess 4 года назад +18

      Big Blue Weeaboo I’ve come to the conclusion that they’re probably the authors, to be honest! That video is gold

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 4 года назад +1

      _And my name, is Hugh_

  • @dots3854
    @dots3854 5 лет назад +1646

    honestly the mystery of who wrote my immortal would make a great movie

  • @llamamma
    @llamamma 5 лет назад +360

    If there’s no goth Dumbledore fanart I will riot

  • @crazyweirdgirl115
    @crazyweirdgirl115 5 лет назад +536

    this fanfiction really showed me why overusing adverbs is awful. I didn't expect My Immoral to be educational, but it was.

  • @meg-7457
    @meg-7457 5 лет назад +245

    “It’s so unfair! Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like the other girls?” IM DONE EIJEJDHDJEKDK

  • @beegosling
    @beegosling 5 лет назад +478

    There should be a song called "voldemort gave me a gun"

  • @jadesmith417
    @jadesmith417 5 лет назад +236

    "A lot of preps stare at me. I put my middle finger up at them." OH MY GOD I had no idea that's where the quote comes from. This way such an influential text, it should be taught in English classes.

  • @katie-yb3te
    @katie-yb3te 5 лет назад +829

    fun fact: u can buy a physical copy of this book on amazon and honestly i'm almost at that point

    • @imnothere6696
      @imnothere6696 5 лет назад +62

      No fucking way.

    • @AllisonMiller30
      @AllisonMiller30 5 лет назад +84

      Not surprised. Some people come up with original stories and can't get an agent, but this can be bought ironically. Someone please buy my stuff ironically, but actually enjoy it.

    • @hanabiflowergirl
      @hanabiflowergirl 5 лет назад +15

      I know what to do with my next paycheck ^-^

    • @marysarukhanyan7852
      @marysarukhanyan7852 5 лет назад +2

      That’s illegal mate

    • @katie-yb3te
      @katie-yb3te 5 лет назад +2

      @@marysarukhanyan7852 why is it illegal?

  • @jessicamota8031
    @jessicamota8031 5 лет назад +927

    The thumbnail already made me lose my shit I can imagine how watching the whole thing will go

    • @Gothdollyqueen
      @Gothdollyqueen 5 лет назад +1

      Jéssica Mota At this moment you have 666 likes and I can't disrupt that, it's too fitting.

    • @ninasfelicillow3228
      @ninasfelicillow3228 5 лет назад

      Jéssica Mota 669 likes. I’m gonna ruin it.

    • @mariamortiz3916
      @mariamortiz3916 5 лет назад

      Ur profile pic tho ❤️❤️😂

  • @lovingiseasy-4342
    @lovingiseasy-4342 3 года назад +72

    Fav bit -
    "My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.
    "Why?" I exclaimed.
    "Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled.
    "Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
    "Really?" he whimpered.
    "Yeah." I roared.
    the desperate attempt to use synonyms for “said” cause some teacher told them not to use “said” - it’s just *chef’s kiss*

    • @p1kkuma
      @p1kkuma 9 месяцев назад +1

      I read this on the train and I literally could not stop laughing I looked like an idiot lol. I had to stop watching the video and come back to it once I was home this part seriously had me dying 😭 the whimper and roar oh my god 😭

  • @giantsalamander8139
    @giantsalamander8139 5 лет назад +519

    This was the story JKR was too scared to write, so she wrote Harry Potter instead 😤

  • @deliciouscinnamonbun722
    @deliciouscinnamonbun722 5 лет назад +503

    "I cried...
    S E X I L Y"

    • @dracofirex
      @dracofirex 5 лет назад +24

      "Tears of blood down my feces"

    • @thetiktokpenguin4343
      @thetiktokpenguin4343 5 лет назад +3

      I just thought of The Room. “You look so Sexi-Lysa!” XD

    • @isaacevilman7586
      @isaacevilman7586 5 лет назад +2

      Anna Rae Ah, a man (Er, woman) of culture.

  • @poppyameiIa
    @poppyameiIa 5 лет назад +289

    ‘honestly my favourite character in this book is probably dumbledore’s headache’ *dead*

  • @pacoima909
    @pacoima909 5 лет назад +419

    when someone hacks your account so you write them into your book just to kill them
    I-
    okay that's kinda wild I love it lmao

    • @Carina5707
      @Carina5707 5 лет назад +7

      Right? lmao I thought that was amazing

    • @ryy2704
      @ryy2704 5 лет назад +2

      Iconic

    • @tiredtypes1260
      @tiredtypes1260 5 лет назад +1

      Dante in wrote many of his real life enemies as people stuck in hell in his book “The Divine Comedy,” aka “Dante’s Inferno book.”

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 4 года назад +303

    Retweet if you lost your virtility in the Forbidden Forest

  • @msmichellewinchester
    @msmichellewinchester 4 года назад +225

    Wait, did you leave out the most iconic line in the history of fanfiction? "Snape ejaculated menacingly."
    Also, Dumbledore's headache affecting his behaviour is strangely the most consistent part of the whole story.

    • @ezrastardust3124
      @ezrastardust3124 2 года назад +30

      It’s also mentioned that Dumbledore has Alzheimer’s at one point so maybe the mood swings and headaches are connected to that?

    • @remysbff
      @remysbff Год назад +4

      SNAPE EJACULATED MENACINGLY IM ACTUALLY CRYING

  • @IshiTime
    @IshiTime 5 лет назад +268

    I can’t believe you skipped the iconic:
    “Many people say I look like Amy Lee. [A/N: If you don’t know who that is, GET DA HELL OUT OF HERE]”
    Hahahahahahha

  • @yikes5549
    @yikes5549 5 лет назад +986

    “If I stop smoking drugs then everything will be alright”

  • @lealandry1383
    @lealandry1383 5 лет назад +898

    can this count as an audiobook for my goodread's reading challenge?

  • @lnolen101
    @lnolen101 5 лет назад +422

    Imagine if this fanfiction got a movie, like after and the kissing booth. Also at least she got the fact that Voldemort has red eyes.

    • @siriuslyconfused1
      @siriuslyconfused1 4 года назад +6

      Leila Nolen check out the Internet Historian’s amazing three part series in My Immortal. It’s pretty amazing.

  • @colt9836
    @colt9836 2 года назад +46

    Terra EXPLICITLY making both her OC and love interest bisexual then falls back into overt biphobic stereotypes is honestly such a power move.
    As a queer guy, I gotta respect her authenticity.

  • @judi7238
    @judi7238 5 лет назад +455

    Personally I believe Rose isn't Tara. Tara's out there somewhere, laughing at the chaos she's created. As for whether or not it's a parody, I like to believe that Tara purposefully wrote the greatest satire of fan culture of all time

    • @lleem2656
      @lleem2656 5 лет назад +4

      Just type up Tara and Raven in RUclips and you get their RUclips channel. I'm not even kidding.

    • @judi7238
      @judi7238 5 лет назад +49

      @@lleem2656 It's not them, the girls who made that channel have publicly stated that they were not the ones behind My Immortal and were only parodying got culture and the real Tara and Raven

    • @yas3170
      @yas3170 5 лет назад +87

      It was confirmed somewhere that Rose lied about writing my immortal when her memoir got cancelled. This aggravates me to no end, like I really I want to know who wrote this. The mystery is killing me. Tara is the Shakespeare of fanfiction.

    • @pyroshayniac1090
      @pyroshayniac1090 5 лет назад +8

      No way it's Rose. There is far to many inconsistencies with her story.

    • @natsukilovestobake4427
      @natsukilovestobake4427 5 лет назад

      Judi W. I like your profile picture, it looks so interesting and the colors are pretty! :)

  • @nothanks2575
    @nothanks2575 5 лет назад +318

    The mention of Hilary Duff in a 2006 goth Harry Potter fanfic is really everhthing

  • @XCatherine
    @XCatherine 5 лет назад +506

    This video should be titled “Wait...Maybe Tara Wrote the Worst Book of All Time.”

    • @corelei
      @corelei 5 лет назад +45

      i think you mean the BEST BOOK

    • @thewanderlustbookdreamer5849
      @thewanderlustbookdreamer5849 5 лет назад +12

      Oh my gosh yes!!! Have you seen his video on that as well? So hilarious 😂

    • @terrokos1970
      @terrokos1970 5 лет назад +11

      That would be After by Anna Todd.

  • @hollyrose6995
    @hollyrose6995 5 лет назад +478

    “we both smoked cigarettes and dRuGs”
    sMoKiNg DrUgS?!?!

  • @rayene_23
    @rayene_23 5 лет назад +136

    "Voldefor has him bondage" - best quote that ever existed.

  • @julia-gorman
    @julia-gorman 5 лет назад +471

    bloodyristxx literally sounds like a kahoot name that the teacher disapproved lol

    • @pumpkinsspiced
      @pumpkinsspiced 5 лет назад +48

      I teach 7th grade and this comment made me laugh so much

  • @BeccaLeigh-zm6oq
    @BeccaLeigh-zm6oq 5 лет назад +357

    If you loved goth Dumbledore, you'll love Dumbledore with a Southern accent and 'manly jeans' in "Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles".

  • @pacoima909
    @pacoima909 5 лет назад +178

    vampire potter has big fang energy that's why enoby was jealous

  • @larkito3279
    @larkito3279 5 лет назад +233

    It’s impressive that they never read harry potter and managed to make a 44 chapter fanfiction out of it lmao and the FACT she killed off the hacker IN THE FANFICTION is the best.

  • @TheDjuske
    @TheDjuske 4 года назад +122

    The most iconic part of My Immortal is honestly that she did cursed child before cursed child

  • @lilyclemens1629
    @lilyclemens1629 5 лет назад +283

    dumbledore doesn’t give a dumble-damn

  • @jay__birdie
    @jay__birdie 5 лет назад +560

    Definitely a parody, y'know how I know?
    Tom Bombadil.
    She changed Tom Riddle to Tom Bombadil, a character from Lord Of The Rings.
    If she couldn't even bother to read Harry Potter, then there's NO WAY she'd read LOTR.

    • @AWasteOfSpace-sz2os
      @AWasteOfSpace-sz2os 5 лет назад +45

      Theawsomesadie 70627 seriously how is nobody talking about this

    • @tolkienmemer555
      @tolkienmemer555 5 лет назад +26

      I LEGIT SCREAMED WHEN I HEARD TOM BOMBADIL

    • @scarletthart1828
      @scarletthart1828 5 лет назад +8

      Great comment unrelated but I hate Tom Bombadil. He literally does nothing to the story. Its weird.

    • @jay__birdie
      @jay__birdie 5 лет назад +1

      @@scarletthart1828 yeah agreed

    • @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
      @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 5 лет назад +25

      Theawsomesadie 70627 it’s baffling that there are people who still think my immortal was written seriously

  • @underthebookcover
    @underthebookcover 5 лет назад +181

    "It kinda reminds me of Zenith" I SCREAMED

  • @calliegravett1888
    @calliegravett1888 5 лет назад +423

    There is a RUclips channel called xXblo0dyxkissxX that features two goth girls named Tara and Raven. They say they hate preps and love vampires.

    • @kodybean8037
      @kodybean8037 5 лет назад +49

      Yes! I saw it, I'm pretty sure it's them. But now there probably all grown up. Ah, it's so funny!

    • @emriia
      @emriia 5 лет назад +95

      It's not them actually. Tara (the real one) said that it wasn't her channel on her tumblr, but that she finds sweet that two girls tried to be "Tara and Raven"

    • @emriia
      @emriia 5 лет назад +9

      @viewmonster What ? No, it's her tumblr. The one he talks about in the video. She has talked about Raven, and posted a few unfinished chapters.

    • @restlesssheep7156
      @restlesssheep7156 5 лет назад +2

      No new posts from the channel. Last was 3 years ago

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 лет назад +52

      viewmonster
      The guy who claimed to be her brother said it was all fake, but he could’ve been fake or she could’ve been fake, or it could’ve been Caleb the whole time.

  • @Emiltee
    @Emiltee 5 лет назад +145

    draco: Because I love her!
    McGonagall and Dumbledore: *the faces from the "how do you know what's good for me?!" vine*

  • @Strannik01
    @Strannik01 5 лет назад +237

    It's kind of fascinating to see a take on My Immortal from someone too young to remember 2000s Fanfiction conventions and cliches, which leads to some... interesting reactions.

    • @thisismysea
      @thisismysea 5 лет назад +35

      I love that this is still funny to someone who doesn't know the bands and context of the time period.

    • @jessica23claire
      @jessica23claire 5 лет назад +31

      @@thisismysea Ah yes...2006. I remember it well, children. It was a year of My Chemical Romance, MySpace, illegally downloading music from Limewire and begging your mum to let you get a side fringe and wear eyeliner like the cool goth kids (both of which failed). Jesus I didn't even have a mobile phone in 2006...

    • @camelia2306
      @camelia2306 5 лет назад +6

      @@jessica23claire what a time to be alive

    • @chihuli
      @chihuli 5 лет назад +12

      not another theatre trash channel Ah, the days of printing out the new chapter to your favorite fanfic so you could read it at school.

    • @jessica23claire
      @jessica23claire 5 лет назад +5

      ferklempt oh. My. GOD. I

  • @isabellarae9904
    @isabellarae9904 5 лет назад +397

    *oh no*
    JK Rowling: Voldemort is a prep

    • @noellethomas2589
      @noellethomas2589 5 лет назад +3

      Hey this is weird to bring up but I think you're my doppelganger?????

    • @isabellarae9904
      @isabellarae9904 5 лет назад +2

      Paige Thomas really?? Cool😂

    • @noellethomas2589
      @noellethomas2589 5 лет назад

      Okay I know I could totally be a perverted old man but I n e e d to know if we look that similar. Do you have an instagram or anything?

    • @isabellarae9904
      @isabellarae9904 5 лет назад

      Paige Thomas ozzie_eh on instagram😂

  • @trixxsaurus2386
    @trixxsaurus2386 5 лет назад +160

    10:14
    If Draco went outside dressed like that Lucius would probably backhand him

  • @louisehad
    @louisehad 4 года назад +142

    I said stop flaming, ok? Ebony's name is ENOBY, not mary sue!
    I'm dying 😂

  • @thatjedifromgallifrey6663
    @thatjedifromgallifrey6663 5 лет назад +236

    "She isn't perfect she's a Satanist" i'm-

  • @kykatie22
    @kykatie22 5 лет назад +442

    Getting some serious Jenny Nicholson vibes and I’m here for it!!!

  • @madelineclaire1005
    @madelineclaire1005 5 лет назад +611

    Raven and Tara... like from Teen Titans?

  • @anonanon9447
    @anonanon9447 5 лет назад +151

    I was 14/15 when My Immortal was going on (I had JUST stopped writing HP fanfic at that age), and I remember all of us making fun of it and laughing at it in the years after. But now I have a total unironic love for that dumb fic. No other piece of media has such niche early-to-mid-2000s teen energy - Harry Potter, emos VS preps, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Hilary Duff, vampires, Hot Topic, the fact that it was published on Fanfiction dot net. I also love how the author on the outside is just as much a part of the story as the fictional characters within it, like Lemony Snicket in A Series of Unfortunate Events. I'm not saying it's good by any means (that's not why I like it). I just love the cringy nostalgic feeling it gives me.

  • @teshara
    @teshara 5 лет назад +259

    Oh, god.... I hate to say it...
    This fic is almost a decade and a half old, and I SWEAR thats how people were talking on the goth boards and whatever chat engine was popular at the time. I'd forgotten about the thanks/fangs thing. I could write more about how some of this isnt a joke and dead on, but I'm old enough to take cover and yell NOT IT!!

    • @plaguedfrost1753
      @plaguedfrost1753 3 года назад +5

      I’m actually curious as to what goth boards used this lingo...

    • @teshara
      @teshara 3 года назад +3

      @@plaguedfrost1753 alt. gothic and alt. gothic. fashion come to mind.

    • @piiga
      @piiga 2 года назад +1

      Omg i would watch an hour long video essay on this subject

  • @actualdavyjones4417
    @actualdavyjones4417 5 лет назад +66

    “Is Green Day, is that like, a band?” Oh....you just made me feel SO old, child.

  • @Diana-cq4mu
    @Diana-cq4mu 5 лет назад +81

    I love this mix between Buzzfeed Unsolved and reading bad fanfiction

  • @ladybirdg5658
    @ladybirdg5658 5 лет назад +120

    The first "mature" rated panel I ever went to at a convention was a live reading of this. Good times.

  • @renyo5978
    @renyo5978 5 лет назад +1081

    I almost didn’t click on this I didn’t recognize u from the thumbnail fryvjitdbio

  • @Marrisaplays2712
    @Marrisaplays2712 5 лет назад +351

    Plot twist: J.K.Rowling wrote 'My Immortal' (would explain her recent tweets tbh).

    • @jenifergarcia327
      @jenifergarcia327 4 года назад +32

      Nah man. Harry and Draco are canonically bi in this and jkr does not have the guts to do that 😤😤😤

    • @Marrisaplays2712
      @Marrisaplays2712 4 года назад +8

      @@jenifergarcia327 oof, okay, true

  • @georgezakhia125
    @georgezakhia125 5 лет назад +335

    The real crime is that the whitest character is named Ebony

  • @HenkePenke69
    @HenkePenke69 5 лет назад +148

    He's finally living up to his username

  • @lilyclemens1629
    @lilyclemens1629 5 лет назад +94

    22:42
    ah, yes.
    telekinesis- the power to move things with your mind.
    telepathy- the power to read others thoughts.
    sounds about right.

  • @Harry-cy5vz
    @Harry-cy5vz 5 лет назад +74

    Get ready with Enoby:
    "I wake up in my MCR Nightgown, Pentacle choker with tiny middle fingers crocheted into centre, Black stockings with ladders and some of the ladders intricately sewn to say 'I am gofik', tiny pentacle earrings cursed to make me depressed and a tiny encrusted ...

    • @dracofirex
      @dracofirex 5 лет назад +4

      "I was wearing a long ripped black leather dress with pink fishnet underneath. It said LINKIN PARK on the butt. I had a bright pink corset with lacy stuff all around it and six pairs of black leather belts with metal chains on them. I was wearing TONS of black eyeliner with white foundation, red lipstick and black eyeshadow. Draco was wearing long black JNCO jeans, a shirt that said "Evanescence" on the front and a long black Tripp jacket with chains all over it. He was wearing white foundation, black lipstick and red eyeshadow."

  • @dropkickpiper3204
    @dropkickpiper3204 5 лет назад +152

    The piece that pushed me toward thinking this either always was or became an elaborate joke was Tom Riddle being “Tom Bombadil.”
    I just don’t think the teen that purportedly didn’t read Harry Potter would have happened to have read Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings to be able to make that particular mix up.

    • @ghosttrain9022
      @ghosttrain9022 4 года назад +9

      I honestly wouldn't call it THAT elaborate. It was definitely ahead of its time and a very effective satire.

  • @WonderAsh_
    @WonderAsh_ 5 лет назад +73

    I think my favorite line was, "He put his thingy into my you-know-what, and we did it for the first time." Never forget.

  • @cidevant002
    @cidevant002 5 лет назад +199

    "I don't know if there were memes on 2006"
    Memes are the true immortals, dude. They have always been there.

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 3 года назад

      I hear there are cave paintings depicting the losers of death battles getting teabagged as they bled out.