@@thedoughnutsystem539 it's sad as someone who is legitimately goth, that A. This woman ruins this for us, and B. I just think Sam Reigal the Golden Moth King with a cock piece. Everyone knows Goth=Gold moth
@@als2480 One, yes. Two, Sam Reigal? From Critical Role? The guy who plays my favs and dresses in the best outfits for live shows? Cause if it's the same, then I've seen that outfit and it rocks
Highlights: "Voldemort gave me a gun" "Then he fell down and died" "He had a headache ok" "Dumbledore has discover goth culture" "THEY WERE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!!!"
Absolutely nothing is funnier to me than dumbledore walking into the forbidden forest, seeing two kids boning, and screaming “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING”
i ended up on call with an acquaintance from a discord server and when they said they were 13 i went into shock since immediately after i realized it wasn't 2014 and it felt like i got hit with a sack of bricks.
"I was 6 in 2006" Me: So, 15. Man, when I was 15 it was 2001. .....I have over 20 years of memories that this guy will never have. AH! I'm almost 34! AH! I've been on FFnet since 2008 and that was 11 years ago! Also me: *has existential crisis*
Technically it can snow and rain at the same time. But you're right. That sentence structure is very oxymoronic. She probably should've said, "It was sleeting again." That would make more sense.
“I cried sexily. I just wanna go to the common room and watch shark attack three and do it with Draco” I’m serious when I say that I cried laughing for almost twenty minutes because of that sentence 😂😂😂
Okay but seriously. This shit is such a confidence boost. I always get so much motivation after being reminded of this book. Like I may suck but at least I didn't name a character Dementia.
reading a line of your own fanfic: mm is not so good... *my name is harry potter but they call me vampire this days* what am i saying? my fic is a masterpiece.
"Draco didn't answer, but he stopped the flying car and walked out of it." Well yeah, if I was in a flying car with *Enoby* Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, I'd walk out of it too.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.
"A lot of preps stare at me. I put my middle finger up at them." OH MY GOD I had no idea that's where the quote comes from. This way such an influential text, it should be taught in English classes.
Not surprised. Some people come up with original stories and can't get an agent, but this can be bought ironically. Someone please buy my stuff ironically, but actually enjoy it.
Fav bit - "My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. "Why?" I exclaimed. "Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. "Well, I am a vampire." I confessed. "Really?" he whimpered. "Yeah." I roared. the desperate attempt to use synonyms for “said” cause some teacher told them not to use “said” - it’s just *chef’s kiss*
I read this on the train and I literally could not stop laughing I looked like an idiot lol. I had to stop watching the video and come back to it once I was home this part seriously had me dying 😭 the whimper and roar oh my god 😭
Wait, did you leave out the most iconic line in the history of fanfiction? "Snape ejaculated menacingly." Also, Dumbledore's headache affecting his behaviour is strangely the most consistent part of the whole story.
I can’t believe you skipped the iconic: “Many people say I look like Amy Lee. [A/N: If you don’t know who that is, GET DA HELL OUT OF HERE]” Hahahahahahha
Terra EXPLICITLY making both her OC and love interest bisexual then falls back into overt biphobic stereotypes is honestly such a power move. As a queer guy, I gotta respect her authenticity.
Personally I believe Rose isn't Tara. Tara's out there somewhere, laughing at the chaos she's created. As for whether or not it's a parody, I like to believe that Tara purposefully wrote the greatest satire of fan culture of all time
@@lleem2656 It's not them, the girls who made that channel have publicly stated that they were not the ones behind My Immortal and were only parodying got culture and the real Tara and Raven
It was confirmed somewhere that Rose lied about writing my immortal when her memoir got cancelled. This aggravates me to no end, like I really I want to know who wrote this. The mystery is killing me. Tara is the Shakespeare of fanfiction.
It’s impressive that they never read harry potter and managed to make a 44 chapter fanfiction out of it lmao and the FACT she killed off the hacker IN THE FANFICTION is the best.
Definitely a parody, y'know how I know? Tom Bombadil. She changed Tom Riddle to Tom Bombadil, a character from Lord Of The Rings. If she couldn't even bother to read Harry Potter, then there's NO WAY she'd read LOTR.
It's not them actually. Tara (the real one) said that it wasn't her channel on her tumblr, but that she finds sweet that two girls tried to be "Tara and Raven"
viewmonster The guy who claimed to be her brother said it was all fake, but he could’ve been fake or she could’ve been fake, or it could’ve been Caleb the whole time.
It's kind of fascinating to see a take on My Immortal from someone too young to remember 2000s Fanfiction conventions and cliches, which leads to some... interesting reactions.
@@thisismysea Ah yes...2006. I remember it well, children. It was a year of My Chemical Romance, MySpace, illegally downloading music from Limewire and begging your mum to let you get a side fringe and wear eyeliner like the cool goth kids (both of which failed). Jesus I didn't even have a mobile phone in 2006...
I was 14/15 when My Immortal was going on (I had JUST stopped writing HP fanfic at that age), and I remember all of us making fun of it and laughing at it in the years after. But now I have a total unironic love for that dumb fic. No other piece of media has such niche early-to-mid-2000s teen energy - Harry Potter, emos VS preps, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Hilary Duff, vampires, Hot Topic, the fact that it was published on Fanfiction dot net. I also love how the author on the outside is just as much a part of the story as the fictional characters within it, like Lemony Snicket in A Series of Unfortunate Events. I'm not saying it's good by any means (that's not why I like it). I just love the cringy nostalgic feeling it gives me.
Oh, god.... I hate to say it... This fic is almost a decade and a half old, and I SWEAR thats how people were talking on the goth boards and whatever chat engine was popular at the time. I'd forgotten about the thanks/fangs thing. I could write more about how some of this isnt a joke and dead on, but I'm old enough to take cover and yell NOT IT!!
Get ready with Enoby: "I wake up in my MCR Nightgown, Pentacle choker with tiny middle fingers crocheted into centre, Black stockings with ladders and some of the ladders intricately sewn to say 'I am gofik', tiny pentacle earrings cursed to make me depressed and a tiny encrusted ...
"I was wearing a long ripped black leather dress with pink fishnet underneath. It said LINKIN PARK on the butt. I had a bright pink corset with lacy stuff all around it and six pairs of black leather belts with metal chains on them. I was wearing TONS of black eyeliner with white foundation, red lipstick and black eyeshadow. Draco was wearing long black JNCO jeans, a shirt that said "Evanescence" on the front and a long black Tripp jacket with chains all over it. He was wearing white foundation, black lipstick and red eyeshadow."
The piece that pushed me toward thinking this either always was or became an elaborate joke was Tom Riddle being “Tom Bombadil.” I just don’t think the teen that purportedly didn’t read Harry Potter would have happened to have read Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings to be able to make that particular mix up.
my immortal was so ahead of its time. Imagine being so good at trolling that your cultural impact lasts over a decade
I maintain to this day that My Immortal was the best troll to ever troll
That Awkward Girl I’ve read so much fan fiction, and this is very typical for fan-fictions. A good amount of them suck
Honestly I aspire to be Lara
Hate to admit it, but ya did something right if ya made something with with this kinda staying power
That Awkward Girl it’s been 14 years and it’s still a thing how is that even possible
You missed '"Hi Vampire,' I said flirtily, as i started to cry."
Its my favorite line
I really want to like this, but it's at 69 likes. Actually, screw it. I'm liking this.
Robyn Hawks “yeah” I roared
Amulya Setlur I just changed it from 666 to 667. Sorry xxxbloodyrists666xxx.
Oh god. I have so many memories of reading it as a preteen.
I love the "i slit my wrists and went to bed"
“... then he put his thingy into my you-know-what...” is how every sex scene should be written
(had sex)
I'm wheezing.😂😂
Nooo that's just annoying
Baha
I mean there are so many synonyms for penis and vagina use them PLEASE!!!
Terra gets mad at all the "preps", but she was in love with Draco aka the preppiest rich kid at hogwarts.
NO HE'S G O F F I C
@@thedoughnutsystem539 it's sad as someone who is legitimately goth, that A. This woman ruins this for us, and B. I just think Sam Reigal the Golden Moth King with a cock piece. Everyone knows Goth=Gold moth
Yeah but he's a goth prep so it's fine
@@als2480 One, yes. Two, Sam Reigal? From Critical Role? The guy who plays my favs and dresses in the best outfits for live shows? Cause if it's the same, then I've seen that outfit and it rocks
@@cometcatgaming-vlogs-more8459 it truly does, and yes that Sam Reigal.
at least we finally have an explanation for the “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” debacle in the movie. dumbledore had a headache.
It explains everything
Ah reminds me of pretty much it
Ohhhhhhhhh
@@tapititytap HAARRRRYYYYYY!!!!!
Dan Lyday DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIREEEEEEE!!!
"Voldemort gave me a gun" god this book is so iconic
I actually shrieked when that part came up 😂
this has brought me so much joy I’m not even joking
22:27
When he said that I literally started laughing so hard I cried
"My favorite character is probably Dumbledore's headache."
Me too, it's the most developed and well thought-out character in the whole book.
and its name never changes!
Rach ReadsFanfic that's so true this character deserve a Pulitzer
Dumbledore's headache had an intense sexual relationship with Charlie Weasley's burn scars.
I would like the comment but it's at 666
@Young Writer. The fact that Tara's explanation for why Dumbledore swore at Ebony and Draco was because he had a headache was funny.
Tara is very clearly JKR herself I don’t understand how no one sees this
😂
That would be some master trolling
And the real tara is the hacker
i mean jkr doesn't re read her own books so i think you're onto something there
might as well be with all the retconing and other bull she has done in the last couple years
My Immortal completely missed a chance to (re)name McGonagall McGOTHagall.
Don't worry, it called her "Preacher McGoogle".)
@@lastfullast8819 that's beautiful
@pastel Of course, this fanfic is a masterpiece of comedy.)
aHHHH
Omggggg
"i jumped sexily into the pensieve"
i fell down sexily
THIS AHAHAHAHAHA
Ah yes. The Pensieve siblings
I’m a little disappointed that we didn’t get a tutorial for that gothic transformation.
Tutorials r 4 prepzzz
goffik*
XCatherineReads broooooooooooooo. Yaaaaaaaas
It was honestly a good look imo.
You spelled Emo wrong 😂
"It's about this girl who has a very subtle name and her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, just really rolls of the tongue" sqjcbsjc
I wonder if the author was aware of what the term dementia means
@@SaraH-jn5db Unlikely... she probably thought it sounded edgy.
@@SaraH-jn5db my guess is that she looked up synonyms of memory.
I like her name tho
i LOST it when dumbledore flew in wearing an avril lavinge robe IM WHEEZING
I want someone to do a painting of that scene. Life size in a gilded gold frame.
I DIDNT GET TO THIS PART OF THE STORY YET BUT GEE WHIZ AM I FUCKING EXCITED
Gale Powers 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
honestly, dumbledore is a mood here
@@berrybrooks1403 Truth.
Imagine him reading an Audiobook
Caleb *reads*: „I have blach hair with purple-„ *tired inhale* that’s a lot. We’re gonna skip that.
Honestly I’d just go along with it at this point
I’d pay millions of dollars that I don’t have to hear an audiobook made by Caleb.
I would kill for him to do a reading of my immortal oh sweet Jesus
I'd pay money to hear that lmao
How did 50 shades get a movie adaption and not this masterpiece??
Copywrite?
Sharon Spears-mandeville 50 shades was a twilight fanfic tho
It’s 110% more canon than cursed child
It’s 110% more canon than cursed child
There's a web series that's semi-based on the fanfic by Mediajunkie Studios.
It's pretty good :)
Highlights:
"Voldemort gave me a gun"
"Then he fell down and died"
"He had a headache ok"
"Dumbledore has discover goth culture"
"THEY WERE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!!!"
Don't forget
"does that sound like a Mary sue"
"I'm to good at everything"
“Eboby”
Did you miss "he stuck his my thing in my you know what and we did it"
"MEDIOCRE DUNCES"
666 likes. Fitting
I wonder when JKR will make this cannon
@@Moebz818 its like how after got published by anna todd it wad a harry styles fanfic but upon publishing she had to change his name
Doodlebits fanfiction writers don’t profit off their work, so it’s okay under copyright laws
Doodlebits fanfic writers don’t profit off of their work lmao
I mean she made "The Cursed Child" canon so, I wouldn't really be surprised...
Any day now...
Absolutely nothing is funnier to me than dumbledore walking into the forbidden forest, seeing two kids boning, and screaming “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING”
Thank you so much for this comment
THEY WERE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!!
Nah, more like Voldemort flying in and handing Ebony a G U N
I mean,that WOULD BE the exact reaction of somebody unexpectedly coming upon two kids doing _the NASTY_ in the middle of nowhere in a forest though..
_"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"_
My favorite My Immortal moment of all time: "SNAP AND LUMPKIN WERE DOING IT... AND DOBBY WAS WATCHING!!!!!"
Lumpkin will forever be my favorite character from Harry Potter.
Snoop
@@marsovac2790 Snoop Dooooooooog!
Ahh yes, Remus Lumpkin is my favourite character
Dobby no, you gotta get outta there 😱
"how did you know" "I have telekinesis"
Iconic
"You mediocre dunces" is actually a pretty sick insult tbh
Izzi912 right, like they’re not even good dunces, just forgettable and mediocre
I laughed so hard, I should not have been driving at the time, let me tell you!
@@eq2360 😆😆😆😆😆
“THEY WERE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!!”
renyo
That sounds like something out of AVPM!!
-he said calmly
@@evies.1018 We all know that AVPM is so much better.
@@bat5092 So true!
"He yelled in a furious voice."
“I was 6 in 2006.”
Me: oh, so you’re 15.
*realizes it’s 2019 and has an existential crisis*
i ended up on call with an acquaintance from a discord server and when they said they were 13 i went into shock since immediately after i realized it wasn't 2014 and it felt like i got hit with a sack of bricks.
I feel old, and I'm 25. 😢
"I was 6 in 2006"
Me: So, 15. Man, when I was 15 it was 2001. .....I have over 20 years of memories that this guy will never have. AH! I'm almost 34! AH! I've been on FFnet since 2008 and that was 11 years ago!
Also me: *has existential crisis*
...I'm gonna be 17 soon. Geezus fuck.
Me too lol
Voldemort being a “preppy man” instead of the goth queen he really is..... that’s the real gold of the story.
Ikr. And Draco's the preppiest rich kid
Never read this book but I love the idea of of ron/diablo just this pale ginger kid with a thick Spanish accent surrounded by crazy goths
HAHA
The worst part is that it's Diabolo, not Diablo
Nobody:
JK Rowling: Caleb actually wrote My Immortal
Two seconds later:
Jk: IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody:
J.K Rowling: there’s going to be a movie adaptation of My Imortal in 2021
I-
Is it bad I would watch it? It’d make a fun drinking game!
_My inmortal: the magic multiverse_
I would watch it to see how bad it is
I dream of this
“IT WAS VOLDEMORT AND THE DEATH DEALERS.”
-we all love the death dealers and whatever they deal
Creepy crawly death dealers. She meant spiders
The death dealers deal death sticks, obviously
Death dealers sound like a weird Gothic Jazz band
They deal the Deadly Good Stuff
weedgardium crackiosa
“It was snowing and raining again”
This is quality writing.
Technically it can snow and rain at the same time.
But you're right. That sentence structure is very oxymoronic. She probably should've said, "It was sleeting again." That would make more sense.
22:26
-"Voldemort gave me a gun."
You can look through all works of fiction, and never find something that made me laugh as hard as this line did.
@Philly Cheesesteak I AM _WHEEZING_
The real horror is Voldemorts elizabehan english 😂
*J.K. Rowling's twitter voice*
Did you know? My Immortal is fully canon!
Wtf is a twitter voice lmao
chaotic good I like your profile picture, it looks so interesting and pretty! :)
Dživdžanka Zbori, Monotone screaming
@@theteethburglar4716 Ah, I see. That makes sense
oh no no no
My Immortal is truly immortal, it comes back like a boomerang everytime I manage to forget about it
Right? :D
True
How can you even forget My Immortal?
My Immortal is a beautiful piece of literature Shakespeare could never
Shakespeare? ! I don't know her
Leo Tolstoy who
Edgar Allan Poe is quaking
Help us Enoby Kenobi.
You're our only hope.
Bitch 😂😂
I'm wailing LMAO.
"Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and DOBBY WAS WATCHING!!!!" is my favourite part. Enoby is truly a talented narrator.
Green Clover truly incredible
*Eneby
I wanted to like this comment but it had 666 likes and I just couldn’t destroy this perfection
The visual of goth draco having a sad conversation about being jealous while acticely moshing is too much.
you should see the dramatic reading and reenactment of this by Internet Historian, you would love it
@@victorp8689 oh god hearing sorrow voice eboby was too much
🤟🏼😆🧛♀️🤣💯
I can’t believe I’m seeing a My Immortal video in this the year of our lord 2019.
I know but I love it
Internet Historian did a pretty great reading of it a while ago if thats something youre interested in. The editing id god-tier
your mother Yes Internet Historian made an amazing video reading this.
I mean My Immortal is one of the most iconic pieces of Harry Potter fan content and people still post about AVPM and Puppet Pals so why not
“I cried sexily. I just wanna go to the common room and watch shark attack three and do it with Draco”
I’m serious when I say that I cried laughing for almost twenty minutes because of that sentence 😂😂😂
Seriously, do not listen to this while driving! Very dangerous! 😆
I don't care what anyone says, this is the perfect thing to listen to while writing fanfiction. Makes me feel better about my awful writing.
Same
RIGHT?
Okay but seriously. This shit is such a confidence boost. I always get so much motivation after being reminded of this book. Like I may suck but at least I didn't name a character Dementia.
reading a line of your own fanfic: mm is not so good...
*my name is harry potter but they call me vampire this days*
what am i saying? my fic is a masterpiece.
My fic: 'I blushed furiously'
Me: ew
My immortal: count chocula with blood in it
Me: *confidence boost*
"Draco didn't answer, but he stopped the flying car and walked out of it."
Well yeah, if I was in a flying car with *Enoby* Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, I'd walk out of it too.
*"Hagrid says he's in love with me"* Which I skipped all over this because it's stupid.
Me: *Dies*
"it kind of reminds me of Zenith" I GASPED, holy shit the *TEA*
Me toooo
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.
Is no one going to talk about how her name is Dementia?
•What A Lovely Breadstick• how’d I miss that
Prose and Tea cos her name is also Ebony Dark’ness along with Raven Way.
Don't drag Gerard Way into this.
I feel weird thinking of the Minecraft youtuber AmyLee first instead of the lead singer of Evanescence...
Hi I'm raven, your acid bath princess of the darkness,
and im tara
Big Blue Weeaboo and this is acer the mime of darkness
Big Blue Weeaboo
I was thinking of this the entire time and was wondering if anyone else remembered this too!
Are we sure that these kids weren’t responsible for this messterpiece?
Big Blue Weeaboo I’ve come to the conclusion that they’re probably the authors, to be honest! That video is gold
_And my name, is Hugh_
honestly the mystery of who wrote my immortal would make a great movie
The zodiac killer of the early 2000 fanfiction
Or some Shane Dawson thing
I dunno
it could lowkey be an x files plot point
Like the disaster artist.
Look no further than a channel called Xxblo0dyxkissXx featuring two girls by the names of Tara and Raven
If there’s no goth Dumbledore fanart I will riot
this fanfiction really showed me why overusing adverbs is awful. I didn't expect My Immoral to be educational, but it was.
cg standing So true.
“It’s so unfair! Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like the other girls?” IM DONE EIJEJDHDJEKDK
There should be a song called "voldemort gave me a gun"
By Fall Out Boy
@@anothercub6958 YES
@@anothercub6958 or by Panic! At the Disco
Nah preps it’s by clearly a song by Good Charlotte
"A lot of preps stare at me. I put my middle finger up at them." OH MY GOD I had no idea that's where the quote comes from. This way such an influential text, it should be taught in English classes.
fun fact: u can buy a physical copy of this book on amazon and honestly i'm almost at that point
No fucking way.
Not surprised. Some people come up with original stories and can't get an agent, but this can be bought ironically. Someone please buy my stuff ironically, but actually enjoy it.
I know what to do with my next paycheck ^-^
That’s illegal mate
@@marysarukhanyan7852 why is it illegal?
The thumbnail already made me lose my shit I can imagine how watching the whole thing will go
Jéssica Mota At this moment you have 666 likes and I can't disrupt that, it's too fitting.
Jéssica Mota 669 likes. I’m gonna ruin it.
Ur profile pic tho ❤️❤️😂
Fav bit -
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled.
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
the desperate attempt to use synonyms for “said” cause some teacher told them not to use “said” - it’s just *chef’s kiss*
I read this on the train and I literally could not stop laughing I looked like an idiot lol. I had to stop watching the video and come back to it once I was home this part seriously had me dying 😭 the whimper and roar oh my god 😭
This was the story JKR was too scared to write, so she wrote Harry Potter instead 😤
"I cried...
S E X I L Y"
"Tears of blood down my feces"
I just thought of The Room. “You look so Sexi-Lysa!” XD
Anna Rae Ah, a man (Er, woman) of culture.
‘honestly my favourite character in this book is probably dumbledore’s headache’ *dead*
when someone hacks your account so you write them into your book just to kill them
I-
okay that's kinda wild I love it lmao
Right? lmao I thought that was amazing
Iconic
Dante in wrote many of his real life enemies as people stuck in hell in his book “The Divine Comedy,” aka “Dante’s Inferno book.”
Retweet if you lost your virtility in the Forbidden Forest
Virtility?!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait, did you leave out the most iconic line in the history of fanfiction? "Snape ejaculated menacingly."
Also, Dumbledore's headache affecting his behaviour is strangely the most consistent part of the whole story.
It’s also mentioned that Dumbledore has Alzheimer’s at one point so maybe the mood swings and headaches are connected to that?
SNAPE EJACULATED MENACINGLY IM ACTUALLY CRYING
I can’t believe you skipped the iconic:
“Many people say I look like Amy Lee. [A/N: If you don’t know who that is, GET DA HELL OUT OF HERE]”
Hahahahahahha
“If I stop smoking drugs then everything will be alright”
"Smoking drugs..."
@@loverboymadita7811 "If I stop smoking crack.."
"Crack?!"
Boga if I stopped smoking pot then everything will be alright
I’ll take your advice
can this count as an audiobook for my goodread's reading challenge?
MessyReader definitely
Truth!
I don’t see why not 😂
Omg I actually want to friend you in Goodreads now 😂
Léa I like your profile picture, it’s really pretty! :)
Imagine if this fanfiction got a movie, like after and the kissing booth. Also at least she got the fact that Voldemort has red eyes.
Leila Nolen check out the Internet Historian’s amazing three part series in My Immortal. It’s pretty amazing.
Terra EXPLICITLY making both her OC and love interest bisexual then falls back into overt biphobic stereotypes is honestly such a power move.
As a queer guy, I gotta respect her authenticity.
Personally I believe Rose isn't Tara. Tara's out there somewhere, laughing at the chaos she's created. As for whether or not it's a parody, I like to believe that Tara purposefully wrote the greatest satire of fan culture of all time
Just type up Tara and Raven in RUclips and you get their RUclips channel. I'm not even kidding.
@@lleem2656 It's not them, the girls who made that channel have publicly stated that they were not the ones behind My Immortal and were only parodying got culture and the real Tara and Raven
It was confirmed somewhere that Rose lied about writing my immortal when her memoir got cancelled. This aggravates me to no end, like I really I want to know who wrote this. The mystery is killing me. Tara is the Shakespeare of fanfiction.
No way it's Rose. There is far to many inconsistencies with her story.
Judi W. I like your profile picture, it looks so interesting and the colors are pretty! :)
The mention of Hilary Duff in a 2006 goth Harry Potter fanfic is really everhthing
This video should be titled “Wait...Maybe Tara Wrote the Worst Book of All Time.”
i think you mean the BEST BOOK
Oh my gosh yes!!! Have you seen his video on that as well? So hilarious 😂
That would be After by Anna Todd.
“we both smoked cigarettes and dRuGs”
sMoKiNg DrUgS?!?!
Holly J just fix it
Weed?
Holly J lmao reminds me of dear evan hansen
Terry me too
Just smoking some beers with the lads
"Voldefor has him bondage" - best quote that ever existed.
bloodyristxx literally sounds like a kahoot name that the teacher disapproved lol
I teach 7th grade and this comment made me laugh so much
If you loved goth Dumbledore, you'll love Dumbledore with a Southern accent and 'manly jeans' in "Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles".
Yeehaw
Burn that version at the stake.
Save a horse....
Ride a wizard. Alternatively:
Save a broomstick...
Ride a wizard 😓😂
Excuse me I’ll love WHO?
Aaah I love that version of Harry Potter asdfghjkl
vampire potter has big fang energy that's why enoby was jealous
It’s impressive that they never read harry potter and managed to make a 44 chapter fanfiction out of it lmao and the FACT she killed off the hacker IN THE FANFICTION is the best.
The most iconic part of My Immortal is honestly that she did cursed child before cursed child
dumbledore doesn’t give a dumble-damn
catty 04 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😭💀
*Tries not to snort*
Definitely a parody, y'know how I know?
Tom Bombadil.
She changed Tom Riddle to Tom Bombadil, a character from Lord Of The Rings.
If she couldn't even bother to read Harry Potter, then there's NO WAY she'd read LOTR.
Theawsomesadie 70627 seriously how is nobody talking about this
I LEGIT SCREAMED WHEN I HEARD TOM BOMBADIL
Great comment unrelated but I hate Tom Bombadil. He literally does nothing to the story. Its weird.
@@scarletthart1828 yeah agreed
Theawsomesadie 70627 it’s baffling that there are people who still think my immortal was written seriously
"It kinda reminds me of Zenith" I SCREAMED
Under the Book Cover letter
There is a RUclips channel called xXblo0dyxkissxX that features two goth girls named Tara and Raven. They say they hate preps and love vampires.
Yes! I saw it, I'm pretty sure it's them. But now there probably all grown up. Ah, it's so funny!
It's not them actually. Tara (the real one) said that it wasn't her channel on her tumblr, but that she finds sweet that two girls tried to be "Tara and Raven"
@viewmonster What ? No, it's her tumblr. The one he talks about in the video. She has talked about Raven, and posted a few unfinished chapters.
No new posts from the channel. Last was 3 years ago
viewmonster
The guy who claimed to be her brother said it was all fake, but he could’ve been fake or she could’ve been fake, or it could’ve been Caleb the whole time.
draco: Because I love her!
McGonagall and Dumbledore: *the faces from the "how do you know what's good for me?!" vine*
Mood.
It's kind of fascinating to see a take on My Immortal from someone too young to remember 2000s Fanfiction conventions and cliches, which leads to some... interesting reactions.
I love that this is still funny to someone who doesn't know the bands and context of the time period.
@@thisismysea Ah yes...2006. I remember it well, children. It was a year of My Chemical Romance, MySpace, illegally downloading music from Limewire and begging your mum to let you get a side fringe and wear eyeliner like the cool goth kids (both of which failed). Jesus I didn't even have a mobile phone in 2006...
@@jessica23claire what a time to be alive
not another theatre trash channel Ah, the days of printing out the new chapter to your favorite fanfic so you could read it at school.
ferklempt oh. My. GOD. I
*oh no*
JK Rowling: Voldemort is a prep
Hey this is weird to bring up but I think you're my doppelganger?????
Paige Thomas really?? Cool😂
Okay I know I could totally be a perverted old man but I n e e d to know if we look that similar. Do you have an instagram or anything?
Paige Thomas ozzie_eh on instagram😂
10:14
If Draco went outside dressed like that Lucius would probably backhand him
I said stop flaming, ok? Ebony's name is ENOBY, not mary sue!
I'm dying 😂
"She isn't perfect she's a Satanist" i'm-
Getting some serious Jenny Nicholson vibes and I’m here for it!!!
I need a collab!!
Yea me to
I WAS SERIOUSLY LOOKING THROUGHT THE COMMENT SECTION TO FIND THIS. YAAAAAAAAAS
Raven and Tara... like from Teen Titans?
Madeline Claire well her name wasnt Tara, it was terra :’v
@@aliensphinx8643 meh tomato, potatoe
@@aliensphinx8643 Raven's voice actress' name is Tara
@@hossamkandil8523 Tara Strong wrote My Immortal 😂
wHAT
I was 14/15 when My Immortal was going on (I had JUST stopped writing HP fanfic at that age), and I remember all of us making fun of it and laughing at it in the years after. But now I have a total unironic love for that dumb fic. No other piece of media has such niche early-to-mid-2000s teen energy - Harry Potter, emos VS preps, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Hilary Duff, vampires, Hot Topic, the fact that it was published on Fanfiction dot net. I also love how the author on the outside is just as much a part of the story as the fictional characters within it, like Lemony Snicket in A Series of Unfortunate Events. I'm not saying it's good by any means (that's not why I like it). I just love the cringy nostalgic feeling it gives me.
I didn’t even exist yet, so I couldn’t enjoy such a thing.
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 I was like only one, so almost a mood
Oh, god.... I hate to say it...
This fic is almost a decade and a half old, and I SWEAR thats how people were talking on the goth boards and whatever chat engine was popular at the time. I'd forgotten about the thanks/fangs thing. I could write more about how some of this isnt a joke and dead on, but I'm old enough to take cover and yell NOT IT!!
I’m actually curious as to what goth boards used this lingo...
@@plaguedfrost1753 alt. gothic and alt. gothic. fashion come to mind.
Omg i would watch an hour long video essay on this subject
“Is Green Day, is that like, a band?” Oh....you just made me feel SO old, child.
I love this mix between Buzzfeed Unsolved and reading bad fanfiction
The first "mature" rated panel I ever went to at a convention was a live reading of this. Good times.
I almost didn’t click on this I didn’t recognize u from the thumbnail fryvjitdbio
Same though
hahhahhaa same i didnt remember subscribing to this emo
thatsnotmyname this lmao 😂
same here rippppp
lmao saaame
Plot twist: J.K.Rowling wrote 'My Immortal' (would explain her recent tweets tbh).
Nah man. Harry and Draco are canonically bi in this and jkr does not have the guts to do that 😤😤😤
@@jenifergarcia327 oof, okay, true
The real crime is that the whitest character is named Ebony
He's finally living up to his username
LMAO😂😂😂
22:42
ah, yes.
telekinesis- the power to move things with your mind.
telepathy- the power to read others thoughts.
sounds about right.
Get ready with Enoby:
"I wake up in my MCR Nightgown, Pentacle choker with tiny middle fingers crocheted into centre, Black stockings with ladders and some of the ladders intricately sewn to say 'I am gofik', tiny pentacle earrings cursed to make me depressed and a tiny encrusted ...
"I was wearing a long ripped black leather dress with pink fishnet underneath. It said LINKIN PARK on the butt. I had a bright pink corset with lacy stuff all around it and six pairs of black leather belts with metal chains on them. I was wearing TONS of black eyeliner with white foundation, red lipstick and black eyeshadow. Draco was wearing long black JNCO jeans, a shirt that said "Evanescence" on the front and a long black Tripp jacket with chains all over it. He was wearing white foundation, black lipstick and red eyeshadow."
The piece that pushed me toward thinking this either always was or became an elaborate joke was Tom Riddle being “Tom Bombadil.”
I just don’t think the teen that purportedly didn’t read Harry Potter would have happened to have read Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings to be able to make that particular mix up.
I honestly wouldn't call it THAT elaborate. It was definitely ahead of its time and a very effective satire.
I think my favorite line was, "He put his thingy into my you-know-what, and we did it for the first time." Never forget.
"I don't know if there were memes on 2006"
Memes are the true immortals, dude. They have always been there.
I hear there are cave paintings depicting the losers of death battles getting teabagged as they bled out.