@@ultraflopp2802 A lot of games back in the day weren't actually hard even compared to ultrakill. Though, there are some instances of games actually being impossible, such as a fighting game final boss that reacted frame 1 to your attacks.
First run i ever watched that is relatable and feels humane. I mean, the shit you do is visible to human eye, compared to what some jacked up (yet insanely skilled) people do. The way you just had your own methods is so cool to me. Also it's come to my attention in my past attempts that the virute angel thingies in the first period room can be insta-killed with a ratio+core eject+railgun to shock them wave-ily into the walls. They hate walls. And at the second period room killing maurice first (my priority after mindlessly emptying things on the "Juan statue-men" or otherwise running insane from ocd) makes the snipers hit their head on the ceiling from the shockwave. Pretty funny. They insta die. Them don hat walz. Them afraid of ceilin. Also in the last room before the meat cube and (so i imagine) happy man syssyphus (whose heart i mind you, is filled) where you free him (one can imagine him happy) that stalker, and oh that fucking stalker; Shoot it away with a missile everytime that piece of shit gets close to you or anything blood related. If you hate him that much, shoot him mid air a second time with your missile to throw him away further. Why? Cuz fuck him. Make sure to let the stalker know what pain he's put you upon before exploding that mother mary's cherry and taking the invincibility from him. He's un-die-able. Who tf said he ain't feeling? Mental methods of torturing him may become of use. Since that fucking stone rock thingy ain't protecting that. Ass.
bonus tip: with the newly readjusted conductor mechanics, put a even just q few nails in the cerberus before shooting him with the railcannon and you'll get crazy results
congratulations! P-ranking this hell of a level is definetly a really hard challenge for most peoplem even on standard! I wish you good luck on violence, because it's definetly harder
This video made me realize that I: + rely too much on whiplash + don't know you can rail the cannonball like a railcoin + lack practice in overpump strats + lack practice in knuckleblaster + lack practice in parrying blue orbs + lack calmness Congrats and thanks for making this video, it made me motivated to try P-ranking P-2 again (Standard for now). Also, the sight of sawblades orbiting Hideous Mass in 5:10 is amazing. Also also, nice zoom into Sisypussy's crotch.
+i used to do the same, try playing cybergrind with whiplash unequipped to practice +very useful, instakills cerbs way quicker than an ultraricoshot x4 +try firing the overpump about a half second after dashing +knuckleblaster a little overrated anyway +fair +fair
Glad to see someone else “finishes” Sisyphus off with a rail gun blast. I love seeing different videos of people P-ranking P-2, everyone always as some cool strat that I never thought of and always does things their own way. Keep up the good work! 👍
P1 is a cake walk in comparison to P2. Not only Sisyphus in itself is tougher than Minos, but in order to get to him you also have to fight the worst combination of enemies in hell. If you slip even just once, it's 6 minutes down the drain. In short, I am so fucking impressed
if you are gonna do it on violent i have a few tips for you: 1. The sentries in the room with the 1st idol mindflayer can be punched to heal even after they are dead, meaning that if you are low on health from or before the insurrectionists, you can punch the sentry corpses to heal 2. Killing the maurice first in the 2nd blood tunnel will send the sentries flying because of the shockwave and it will kill them 3. You can use the rocket launcher to send the idol stalker in the air before he is able to sand anything, however if you cannot keep track of him its alright, the room punishes you for overthinking Good job on P-ranking it though!
Now do a funny video for the funsies. Say, you go and start the whole level in reverse and finish in P rank or smth. Then name the video "how much time would it take for syssyphus prime to finish the gauntlet and start his piece offering to heaven?"
When i p ranked this, i nearly had a heart atack, i could feel my heart racing every room, every atack pissyphus did, and the spammed it on discord servers, P-2 Is truly the ULTRALevel of all time.
I must be ass at this game lmao. I be placing sawtraps and slapping screwdrivers on sisyphus while I slide all round n shit. Good job, I should P-Rank this sometime.
You did it... you are great, i did it as well in violent difficulty but i feel like u did better. Since u got great syncs and more satisfying gameplay, but idk since i dont remember my run.
can someone please tell me how did he get his guns to look like from doom, and not like default like it comes from the game like please someone tell me
cerb room: core eject + malicious railcannon followed by a sharpshooter that pierces all 4 cerbs' heads, knuckleblaster to kill the remaining two that should still be there + improvise if any are left. fill the room with sawblades and ricoshot until the ferryman dies two virtues: overpump and split ricoshot if they don't immediately die use the blast to go to the end of the room and sharpshooter the two sentries as well as the swordsmachine. use alternate revolvers and p boost to clear the rest out cerb hall: cannonball + electric railcannon to instakill the cerb, use piercer to kill the first sweeper and then use either a shotgun blast or alt revolver to finish off the second two mindflayers: knuckleblaster + shotgun (core eject, overpump, normal blast, your choice) the sentry and then ricoshot until it dies, then improvise for the two swordsmachines. for maurices, just do a double pump + knuckleblaster followed by a ricoshot to take the first one out and then parry the other. try to take out both virtues with a single railcannon, then the mindflayers with a screwdriver + sharpshooter (try to get as many headshots as you can, does wonders for damage & style points.) two insurrectionists: cannonball + electric railcannon, sharpshooter, attractor sawblades and overheat, then p boost + revolvers till they die final room: sawblades, revolver headshots, malicious railcannon (if you want) and ricoshot till everything dies deal with the sentries by ground slamming + fireworks as well as knuckleblast and shotgun swaps, they die pretty easy break the mass's idol and stick a magnet on his tail thing, shoot about 7 or 8 sawblades and then launch yourself up to the virtues to kill them with overpump and electric railcannon (if your aim is good) finish off the cerbs with p boosts and rockets, any way you want, then improvise to finish off the mass. sisyphus: just learn his attacks and parry everything lol good luck!!! (ps dont actually follow these steps lol)
I find it highly amusing people think this game is "challenging" or "difficult" back in my day this game would be a casual Tuesday playtrhough
thank you tits mcgee 69
bait used to be believable
@@theboatman6284 i don't even care that it's bait the name is just really funny to me lmao
@@theboatman6284actually that might be true, back in the day games were made hard so children will lose and then lose money to continue playing
@@ultraflopp2802 A lot of games back in the day weren't actually hard even compared to ultrakill. Though, there are some instances of games actually being impossible, such as a fighting game final boss that reacted frame 1 to your attacks.
“You should do as an appetizer.”
**NUH UH**
3:36 Bro was vibing to the music while walking to the next room, damn that's relatable
8:21
*DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
You nodding during Sisyphuses speech is something I can imagine V1 actually doing. Love the attitude
AmbatuNod
Silly little V1
chibi v1
@@koverszuh, let's ignore the fact that he looked at his *uhhhh* with his railcannon...
@@buddielol you know you do the same
First run i ever watched that is relatable and feels humane. I mean, the shit you do is visible to human eye, compared to what some jacked up (yet insanely skilled) people do.
The way you just had your own methods is so cool to me.
Also it's come to my attention in my past attempts that the virute angel thingies in the first period room can be insta-killed with a ratio+core eject+railgun to shock them wave-ily into the walls. They hate walls.
And at the second period room killing maurice first (my priority after mindlessly emptying things on the "Juan statue-men" or otherwise running insane from ocd) makes the snipers hit their head on the ceiling from the shockwave. Pretty funny. They insta die. Them don hat walz. Them afraid of ceilin.
Also in the last room before the meat cube and (so i imagine) happy man syssyphus (whose heart i mind you, is filled) where you free him (one can imagine him happy) that stalker, and oh that fucking stalker; Shoot it away with a missile everytime that piece of shit gets close to you or anything blood related. If you hate him that much, shoot him mid air a second time with your missile to throw him away further. Why? Cuz fuck him.
Make sure to let the stalker know what pain he's put you upon before exploding that mother mary's cherry and taking the invincibility from him. He's un-die-able. Who tf said he ain't feeling?
Mental methods of torturing him may become of use. Since that fucking stone rock thingy ain't protecting that.
Ass.
This is the fucking best speech someone has commented on RUclips in a long time
i need to be on crack to understand these sentances
@@Alternateuniverse7157 need a hit? Ring me an I'll give you a drop location
@@life3960 anus.
Ass.
love it how with every room you can see the panic settling in and getting worse
3:36 really shows a lot about ultrakill players, just vibing
2:24 the music synced up for a split second and god that made me so happy.
i laugued so much at 3:36, mostly cause its something i would do
EDIT: WHEN DA HAIL DID I GOT 72 LIKES
imposible to resist such a great banger
3:36 "I will destroy everyone! I'll make a P rank... piano :D"
8:20 that caught me off guard lmao
caught him off guard too
Now do it at raidiance 10
ill consider it no guarantees
@@roboglotwod you wont considerate it
You WILL do it /j
@@gonzaxdbruh8622 */srs
@@gonzaxdbruh8622are you /j or /srs
@@pachurro2762 wont tell you
This video puts me and my hours into this game to shame, but holy your run was so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥
don't feel bad about it, ive been rotting on this game for months lmao
one must imagine v1 happy
2:48 green chainsaw is super underrated
Chainsaw?
@@Thy_Punishment_Is_OOF chainsaw man
that cannonball railgun strat is sick im gonna try that
bonus tip: with the newly readjusted conductor mechanics, put a even just q few nails in the cerberus before shooting him with the railcannon and you'll get crazy results
Good job my man, I don't think I could even p rank the level before sisph. good shit.
congratulations! P-ranking this hell of a level is definetly a really hard challenge for most peoplem even on standard!
I wish you good luck on violence, because it's definetly harder
Bro V1 Sounding like he got a Goddamn V8 Engine at the start 💀
This video made me realize that I:
+ rely too much on whiplash
+ don't know you can rail the cannonball like a railcoin
+ lack practice in overpump strats
+ lack practice in knuckleblaster
+ lack practice in parrying blue orbs
+ lack calmness
Congrats and thanks for making this video, it made me motivated to try P-ranking P-2 again (Standard for now).
Also, the sight of sawblades orbiting Hideous Mass in 5:10 is amazing.
Also also, nice zoom into Sisypussy's crotch.
yeah violent will hurt (sisyphus intended)
+i used to do the same, try playing cybergrind with whiplash unequipped to practice
+very useful, instakills cerbs way quicker than an ultraricoshot x4
+try firing the overpump about a half second after dashing
+knuckleblaster a little overrated anyway
+fair
+fair
The last sentence visually and physically hurt to read
@@lenoobxd mmmm
Glad to see someone else “finishes” Sisyphus off with a rail gun blast. I love seeing different videos of people P-ranking P-2, everyone always as some cool strat that I never thought of and always does things their own way. Keep up the good work! 👍
P1 is a cake walk in comparison to P2. Not only Sisyphus in itself is tougher than Minos, but in order to get to him you also have to fight the worst combination of enemies in hell. If you slip even just once, it's 6 minutes down the drain. In short, I am so fucking impressed
I love the nodding at “come forth” and the head shaking at “and die”
if you are gonna do it on violent i have a few tips for you:
1. The sentries in the room with the 1st idol mindflayer can be punched to heal even after they are dead, meaning that if you are low on health from or before the insurrectionists, you can punch the sentry corpses to heal
2. Killing the maurice first in the 2nd blood tunnel will send the sentries flying because of the shockwave and it will kill them
3. You can use the rocket launcher to send the idol stalker in the air before he is able to sand anything, however if you cannot keep track of him its alright, the room punishes you for overthinking
Good job on P-ranking it though!
didnt skip sisyphus' speech
based
honestly I expected a sawtrap while sussyphus was doing his dialogue
This MIGHT be John Ultrakill
Now do a funny video for the funsies. Say, you go and start the whole level in reverse and finish in P rank or smth.
Then name the video "how much time would it take for syssyphus prime to finish the gauntlet and start his piece offering to heaven?"
7:02
... u should do as an appetizer.
"NUH UH"
Come forth, child of men
"YES"
And die
"NUH UH"
When i p ranked this, i nearly had a heart atack, i could feel my heart racing every room, every atack pissyphus did, and the spammed it on discord servers, P-2 Is truly the ULTRALevel of all time.
I've never seen a route like this before. It is interesting.
Ngl the sisyphus speech is actually perfect for a ringtone.
One must imagine Sisyphus pushin 🅿
bro has screenshake set to 4000%
Oh my xd, I think I saw this video as soon as you released it, and now it has a lot of support, nice
early supporter hell yea
glad we're both on the same page
nice job lad
Oooh, gud job bro!
And finally I managed to P rank this level after a week, thank you very much for some strategies
You start the first room EXACTLY like I do. In every order too
it's the cool kid start 😎
u got a lot of skill goddamn, new sub
I must be ass at this game lmao. I be placing sawtraps and slapping screwdrivers on sisyphus while I slide all round n shit.
Good job, I should P-Rank this sometime.
@@TRD6932 hey man we all start somewhere (i used to do the same thing lmao)
One must imagine robogl happy.
robogl's got a big ol smile (can't decide if 10k views or P2 p-rank is cooler)
Great , well done.
one must imagine v1 ULTRAKILLING
God this is giving me flashbacks that I don't want to see
I got a headache watching this unfold wtf
You did it... you are great, i did it as well in violent difficulty but i feel like u did better. Since u got great syncs and more satisfying gameplay, but idk since i dont remember my run.
ive never wanted to die whilst playing a videogame more in my life than trying to do this
I am watching this at the lowest quality and its just a really angry pulsating flesh mass
3:34 i just realized he is vibing😂
lore accurate V1 gameplay
2:24 what timing.
Probably this will help me a bit to achieve the p 2 p rank. Thanks
Bro, if you rocket ride just before entering this zone, you can make both insurrectionnist die, "scrongled"
The p% wr uses this strat
@@CHEH_tf ok. I will keep it in mind
but what's the fun in +scrongled when you can +nailbombed +quickdraw +disrespect +projectile boost +projectile boost +quickdraw +exploded
@@roboglotwodtrue….
now do it on lenient 😊😊😊😊
first good "now do it on" comment i've received
@@roboglotwod now don't do it.
May as well re-invoke syssyphus and lock him again.
One must imagine Sisyphus happy
I've been playing thie game since early access dropped yet i still cant p-rank this godforsaken level
Try violent next, you'll love it. Trust me, I had fun. Broke my headphone because I was too excited that I p-ranked it with about 1 minute left.
this is certified sisyphus
Nice
thank you girlboss
Good job but I won’t be able to do this
3:36 you really like the music huh
hell yeah keygen church music rocks
gg on this nightmare. but when i started playing this game i p ranked *mommy* level and the minos the big boss level lol
wtf is the mommy level you made that up
Pushin' P
Nice P-rank well pla- *Standard* oh...
i wanna see u doing it on standard too
Cry about it
@@BlackChexi violent is ok standard is too hard 😨
U deserve more subs
hey this video alone got me like 40 subs lmao
I'm one of em
I just subbed
Cuz I like ultrakill and what u did seems ultrafun
hell yeah :) thanks man
cool thumbail
nice doggo
some pretty good gameplay if i do say so myself
awesome
This gameplay is inhuman, and I mean that as a complement. I hope your wrists are okay. Well worth the carpal tunnel. 👏
Time : S
Strats : A
Vibe : S
+NO RESTARTS
Final rank : S
How did you not get +ultraricoshot when doing the railcoin to sisyphus? Just curious
i honestly have no clue lmao, it just doesn't register sometimes (but always does when i hit all 4 coins with it for whatever reason)
Neat job lol!
nice
bro i thought sisyphus//prime was in the greed level 💀
Good. Now doin it on violence lol PSSST
Darn bro, you cheese? Cause you "GOUDA" go FAST
Do it in fist only
gj
what i, a non-ultrakill player expects normal ultrakill gameplay
Tip: This only The start, have Fun p-ranking The ENTIRE game.
This IS a normal ultrakill gameplay, it isnt even on the hardest difficulty
I attempted this, I didn't finish and as a participation trophy I got regret
MAN WTF I CAN BARLEY GET TO THE BOSS
10 whole minutes of overstimulation
how red sharpshoota!!
Me when i have a S-Rabk by the Time (it was justo 4 seconds)
how did you do that
cheers for middle gun
p rank this on violent with fist only
no! 😃
@@roboglotwod yes
@@theobviousdude992 ykw? for you, i do fist only (not p rank and not violent )
@@roboglotwod we'll see
bro did not sugarcoat it
can someone please tell me how did he get his guns to look like from doom, and not like default like it comes from the game like please someone tell me
settings > general > weapon position
@@roboglotwod thank you bro Ur the best
how do u change the position of weapons
options > general > weapon position
@@roboglotwod thank you
Now do it on violent
Do it on Violent 😈😈😈
2:56 ngl you could use a nuke it would killed the 2 virtue and make 1 maurice enrage
eh the second virtue is easy as shit to take care of regardless setting up a nuke would take too much time
5 months late but u could have used just core eject then shoot it with the pistol, it works too
now do it on violent
jesus christ
Now do it in violent
Try in violent next time
Great now do no damage run
how
im pranking this man, any tip?
pboost for style and learn timings/parry (good luck)
He did.
Now do it hitless.
And on violent difficulty
How did you fuckin do that...?
cerb room: core eject + malicious railcannon followed by a sharpshooter that pierces all 4 cerbs' heads, knuckleblaster to kill the remaining two that should still be there + improvise if any are left. fill the room with sawblades and ricoshot until the ferryman dies
two virtues: overpump and split ricoshot if they don't immediately die use the blast to go to the end of the room and sharpshooter the two sentries as well as the swordsmachine. use alternate revolvers and p boost to clear the rest out
cerb hall: cannonball + electric railcannon to instakill the cerb, use piercer to kill the first sweeper and then use either a shotgun blast or alt revolver to finish off the second
two mindflayers: knuckleblaster + shotgun (core eject, overpump, normal blast, your choice) the sentry and then ricoshot until it dies, then improvise for the two swordsmachines. for maurices, just do a double pump + knuckleblaster followed by a ricoshot to take the first one out and then parry the other. try to take out both virtues with a single railcannon, then the mindflayers with a screwdriver + sharpshooter (try to get as many headshots as you can, does wonders for damage & style points.)
two insurrectionists: cannonball + electric railcannon, sharpshooter, attractor sawblades and overheat, then p boost + revolvers till they die
final room: sawblades, revolver headshots, malicious railcannon (if you want) and ricoshot till everything dies deal with the sentries by ground slamming + fireworks as well as knuckleblast and shotgun swaps, they die pretty easy break the mass's idol and stick a magnet on his tail thing, shoot about 7 or 8 sawblades and then launch yourself up to the virtues to kill them with overpump and electric railcannon (if your aim is good) finish off the cerbs with p boosts and rockets, any way you want, then improvise to finish off the mass.
sisyphus: just learn his attacks and parry everything lol
good luck!!!
(ps dont actually follow these steps lol)
@@roboglotwod Based gigachad posts and explains his entire strategy in the comments
I might just try to p rank p-2 again
@@roboglotwod Dude... please...go touch some grass, i hope you didn't forget what is it...