Cellbit Reacts to Full QSMP Story - Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @narniadici1976
    @narniadici1976 Год назад +199

    Cellbit and Cucurucho fucking hating each other is my favorite thing ever XDDD

    • @nyck2286
      @nyck2286 Год назад +28

      É uma relação linda de funcionário do mês e chefe formada pelo ódio kkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @futazz
      @futazz Год назад +23

      Actually Cucurucho loves cellbit!,
      Forever went to the federation with Cucurucho and Saw 3 pictures of cellbit and ask Cucurucho
      "you sure really love cellbit hm?"
      Cucurucho answer
      "yes"

    • @Jay-nh6um
      @Jay-nh6um Год назад +4

      Is it just me or is their relationship similar to Chell and GLaDos from Portal?

    • @AntepenultimaRomantica
      @AntepenultimaRomantica Год назад

      @@Jay-nh6um it reminds me of that too

  • @rebelgami
    @rebelgami Год назад +332

    TRANSLATION - ENG
    0:20 it will start when the brazilians arrived, ok lets watch how they will tell the story until now
    0:36 true, the eggs were gone
    0:41 look us, look us
    0:44 what's that? lol there is a selection player screen (reading his attributes), 6 in investigation? what does that mean federation?
    0:56 (reading pac's attributes) fair, fair, i would put 4 on speed but ok
    1:08 (reading mike's attributes) why luck? cause he stumbles into the lore?
    1:19 (reading forever's attributes) fair, fair
    1:26 (reads felps attributes) perfect, perfect, here they got it right, i wouldn't change anything, sharp
    1:55 how's that federation? no cracks? well, if you are saying, fine
    2:34 damn, they recorded a great take of the order
    2:40 you afraid cucurucho? u fucking afraid cucurucho? you clown, wait for me to get in there today
    2:51 they didn't mention the codes yet, right?
    2:57 but they are talking about (luzu's) computer, maybe smth (abt the codes) appears now
    3:10 oh ok it's now, look look, wait what's written here? let me see
    (translating the binary code)
    3:43 codes ok
    3:52 I like a lot how philza... he is a very restrained dude, so he doesn't express, I mean he of course feel things, it was a really intense moment for him, but he didn't expressed his feelings externally, he is a man with posture
    4:10 so u see "philza cried for help" but philza its lke this (imitating philza), a man of posture
    4:38 nooooo, i had forgotten about that, it was that day damn so sad, it was that day bobby lost his first life
    4:52 this scene is so sad, I dont even have the courage to watch this again, i dont want to watch, omg
    5:06 it didn't have the slightest need to show that
    5:27 yeah they changed a little bit the events time-line, but i prefer like this way, changing the order of some events doesnt take the impact of it, I like the way they are resuming it like that, they're doing good
    5:47 WILL YOU SHOW WHAT YOU MADE TO ME YOU PEACE OF SHT, aaa you will cut it out right? you clown, will you show? will you show?
    6:13 he will show, son of a bich, motherfcker motherfcker
    6:23 he showed
    6:30 what a disgrace, first time this motherfucker showed his true face, he even zoom on my face and humiliated me in front of everyone, but is good, show, SHOW IT, SHOW IT, LOOK, SHOW IT you clown, show it you assh0le, show them the truth
    7:02 this scene is so funny, "bruh" and then disappear
    7:08 YOU EVEN PUT HIM LAUGHING AT MY FACE YOU DISGRACE, SON OF A BICH
    7:24 yeah i got a little answer, i discovered the island was real, i wounldnt say little sucess, i would say a little information
    7:36 HE SAID WHAT? PLAYFUL SCARE/ A JOKE??? OMG, SOMEONE HOLD ME FCK SOMEONE HOLD ME HOLD ME FCK IM GONNA BEAT THAT GUY FCK SOMEONE HOLD ME HOLD ME, THIS GUY IS KIDDING ME, THIS GUY IS FCKING KIDDING ME, wth what is that, whats his thinking
    8:34 oh no, ok fine (sarcasm), SOCIALIZING, SOCIALIZING, U SON OF BTCH, these guys are playing with my feelings
    8:51 this video is a personal attack for me
    8:59 the biggest grill master, this man just.... bro, this day was so fcked, this day he was so fcked, this day he was trying to fool me
    9:11 the biggest grill master, lol i was so angry, i mean i'm still angry, but this day i had just been tortured 2 days ago, I was completely upset and no one believed me,
    9:26 no one believed my words, i passed this bunch of stuff and everyone was just like "oh, oh, omg yeah fine", and cucurucho just making barbecue on my garden, look i live there, its my house
    9:43 son of a bich came to my house make barbecue, bro what a disgrace
    9:53 lol i was so outraged
    10:04 MISTERIOUS REASONS, OMG this guy..
    10:15 this video is an affront directly to me, this video is a personal attack from the federation to me, this is crazy
    10:22 the fake news are completely disproportionate
    to be continued (some day)

    • @peaches5682
      @peaches5682 Год назад +22

      you're a literal saint, thank you SO MUCH ♥️

    • @coquitooooo
      @coquitooooo Год назад +19

      WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @viajandopelanet01
      @viajandopelanet01 Год назад +13

      não precisava, pois tem legenda no vídeo original, mas obrigado pelo trabalho.😊
      Edit: Nossa, vc estava traduzindo o que o Cellbit estava falando, isso realmente é uma grande ajuda.
      Eu sou muito desatento.

    • @sh_joy
      @sh_joy Год назад +10

      THANK YOU SO MUCH genuinely!! You're amazing 🤩❤

    • @camarvan
      @camarvan Год назад +9

      GOAT ty ty for this

  • @mmmidontcare
    @mmmidontcare Год назад +68

    I love how cucurucho said
    “after the playful scare”
    SIR YOU CHASED AND KILLED HIM WITH A CHAINSAW!!!

  • @karla6479
    @karla6479 Год назад +202

    *ENGLISH TRANSLATION*
    0:10 C: what's up?
    0:20 C: This one is from when the Brazilians arrived, let's see how they gonna show the story until now. Let's see..
    0:37 C: That's true, the eggs were missing.
    0:42 C: Look at us! Look at us!
    0:45 C: What's th- *laughs* there's- there's a selection screen! I have strength three, intelligence four, and six of investigation? What does that mean Federation?
    * Reads Pac's skills *
    C: Fair, fair. I'd put four of speed but let's go...
    * Reads Mike's*
    C: Why lucky? Cuz he stumble on the lore?
    * Reads Forever's*
    C: Fair, fair..
    *Sees Felps' skills*
    C: Perfect. *Claps* Perfect. Here, they did it perfectly. There's no nee- I wouldn't change anything. At the point.
    1:55 C: 🤨 How was that, federation? What was the "no cracks"? Well, if you're saying... Ok.
    2:33 C: wow, they recorded it so well. They put some respect on the order.
    ...
    C: Are u holding your ass, cucurucho? (It's a Brazilian slang, it means that u're extremely afraid of something) Are you afraid, dumbass? Wait until I log on today.
    2:53 C: They didn't mentioned the codes appearing yet, right?
    ...
    Hm, but they're talking about the computer so maybe they do now.
    ...
    Oh, yes. It's now. Look, look, look! *Notices the binary code* What's written here? Let me see.. *Looks up for the translation* What's it? (2x) "codes" ah, ok.
    3:57 C: I love that Philza is a quiet/reserved person. He's really reserved so he doesn't express- Of course he feels things, it was a very tense moment for him but he doesn't express it externally. He's a seri- He's a serious man. Then, u see "Philza cried for help" yk? And he's like this "😐" * keyboard sounds*
    ...
    A serious man.
    4:40 C: Nooooooo! I've forgotten about that.. It was on that day. Noooo, that's so sad. It was on that day Bobby lost his first life.
    ...
    Noooo, this scene is very sad. I don't even have the courage to see it again. I don't even want to see it again.
    ...
    Oh, no... Oh, no... There's no need for something like that.
    5:28 C: Well, they changed the events' timeline a bit. The Order was created after this event, but I prefer like that! I don't think that changing the timeline of some events changes the impact. I liked the way they're summarizing it.
    5:48 C: GONNA SHOW WHAT U DID TO ME, YOUR PIECE OF SHIT? AAAH, U GONNA CUT IT OFF, RIGHT? (2x) GONNA SHOW IT? (2x)
    6:13 C: Uh, he's gonna show it. Son of a B* (3x) He showed (2x)
    ...
    What a bastard... (2x) The first time that this... cockold, showed his real face. He even zoomed in my face, this son of a B*. Humiliating me in front of everyone one! But it's good (2x) Show it! (2x) *claps* Show it, your clown! Show it you assh*le! Show them the truth!
    ...
    * Laughs* This scene is so good. It's just "bro" and I disappear.
    ...
    THEY EVEN PUT HIM LAUGHING AT ME!!! YOU BASTARD! SON OF A B* 😡😡😡
    7:27 C: Well, I got a little answer there... I found out that the island is real. I wouldn't say it was a "little suces-". Well, that was a little success, there was a little answer. It was a little info, a little info- HE SAID WHAT!??? A "PLAYFUL"!?
    noooo... HOLD ME, FUCK - HOLD ME! (2-3x) This guy think I'm a joke! He's playing with me! Wh-what is that?? He thinks it's a jok- * looks at screen* literally, huh?
    8:36 C: oh, yeah yeah. Sure! .... Soc- SOCIALIZING? SOCIALIZING, MOTHERF*CKER? They're playing with my feelings, this is a personal attack against me.
    ...
    The grill master?? Bro, this man... This man said- oh, on that day he was a scoundrel. On that day, he fooled me. "The grill master" he said.
    ...
    * Laughs* I was really mad- I mean, not seriously but I've been recently tortured. I was completely upset, nobody believed me. I passed by this whole thing and they were like "oh, no. Omg~" "oh no, really?~" and he was there, doing barbecue at my yard. I LIVED THERE! (2x) He went to my home to make a barbecue. Bro... What a bastard.
    * Laughs * I was really upset. [...] MYSTERIOUS REASONS? Noo, this man- This video is a personal attack from the federation. This is crazy. The fake news are completely disproportionate. I need to do a response video to this- this outrage!
    10:57 C: don't do that Felps! Don't do it!
    11:05 F: Where am I!? Jesus Christ..
    C: The "something", huh? The "something" is being capt- "I need your help with something. I just need u to be in this block of ice for a month while I do experiments on you which nobody figured out what was until today"?
    11:28 C: HE SAID IT IN SPANISH! Holy shit, have been a while since he said that. I'll start speaking in Spanish with him so he'll say "desfruta la Isla".
    I think I haven't seen this whole scene of felps, they even turned off the lights.
    12:13 C: Damn, they even included this scene here. I've forgotten about that, they didn't let us to take pictures.
    ...
    The classics Order days, when everyone wanted to investigate together.
    ...
    Look how was the favela. It was a disaster!
    13:15 C: WHAT? He wasn't- This is real? He really met a masked man, I thought he was lying!
    ...
    Bro, what's that?
    ...
    Man, what's going on with those colors on Max's Minecraft? The colors are so vibrant, looks like he was using drugs.
    14:03 C: Awwwwn, I miss Sofia! This original Sofia, I miss her. Damn, I miss her.
    ...
    And she just- she just broke right?
    14:29 C: The French arrived.
    ...
    Holy shit, I don't remember the plane falling on vertical like this. Wtf, how did they make it? Bro if the airplane drops like that, there's no one left alive. Damn!
    ... How does it fell on vertical and is like that? * Amongus * Forget it (2x) This is the rp experience. If it was on the vertical no one would understand a thing.
    * Reading the chat: "Etoles hold it (the airplane) with his hands."
    15:46 C: Nooo, they nerfed Phil! They destroyed his plantation, poor Phil.
    * FRENCH PRESENTATION *
    (Im rlly tired to describe everything thing so here's a summary: He laughed of Etoles protecting QSMP and said it makes sense, asked why that was the Antoine picture, and said that the Kameto's meme was true)
    16:52 C: I thought it was- (foolish) Why is there a foolish picture?
    17:28 C: that day was extremely chaotic. Being careful with pomme, appearing on the middle of this shit. Imagine pomme loosing her first life at the first day cuz there was so many mines?
    18:10 C: NOOOOO! Don't get into that dungeon, Roier! (2x) No, they aren't doing it to me, they are not doing it to me right now.
    ...
    It was the worst thing that federation ever did, i think. They created a whole adventure, they gave hope- a task, a dungeon, and at the end it didn't change anything. The worst shit they ever did.
    19:00 C: against the federation, a bunch of fucking assholes.
    19:48 C: That's cruelty, Bobby didn't have the right of doing it.
    ...
    Nooo
    ...
    I always wanted to have an adventure only me and Bobby. It would've been fun.
    ...
    It would be nice, like me and Roier inverting the tasks. He doing Richas tasks and I doing Bobby's.
    ...
    Noo, this is fucking cruel. THIS IS CRUELTY! (2x)
    21:28 C: The lowest... They posted it just to fuck people's mental health! I was already sad! (2x) I was already at the rock bottom and they gave me a shovel and asked me to dig! Bunch of assholes. Fuck, how I hate the federation! But nice video (2x) They're taking many pov's and it's been funny to watch. However, I don't even know how they would start the part 3.. Bro, starts to happen so many things from here * laughs* All the infiltrating arc.. Omg, good luck for them! From here, is just going down (chaos).
    ...
    That being said-
    (BRO I'M SO TIRED, Cellbit never talks this much watching things so I thought it would be easy to translate. IT TOOK ME AN HOUR! Wtf? But I hope everyone could enjoy it and please ignore all the spelling or grammar mistakes i just got home from work, my brain isn't working properly)

    • @lillianconstencedoodles
      @lillianconstencedoodles Год назад +15

      THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! ❤❤❤❤

    • @rosanooktown
      @rosanooktown Год назад +8

      Thank you for translating!! It's very useful ❤

    • @sunami_k145
      @sunami_k145 Год назад +3

      Passou de 2 linha nao leio patrão 🤓👆

    • @Ra1WasHere
      @Ra1WasHere Год назад +5

      Obrigadooo❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @cheesepuf5000
      @cheesepuf5000 Год назад +5

      Thank you you absolute legend!!!!!

  • @ichigoing
    @ichigoing 11 месяцев назад +7

    i keep going back to this video cus he's so funny, he gets SO angry at cucurucho it makes him physically react, he literally uses self-soothing techniques to calm down cus he gets too riled up, i love this guy

  • @cb_br_jp1623
    @cb_br_jp1623 Год назад +333

    lol he got so mad

  • @narniadici1976
    @narniadici1976 Год назад +41

    2:11 Cellbit VS 2:16 q!Cellbit

  • @hentv.
    @hentv. Год назад +161

    14:40 confirmado, cellbit y roier fueron separados al nacer xd
    Literalmente lo que dice Cell es lo mismo que dijo Roier sobre el avión y también que si este caída de frente como fue a terminar de costado, si lo quieren confirmar vayan al video de la reacción en la parte 10:27

    • @nat_8865
      @nat_8865 Год назад +10

      Alguém faz edit dos dois falando a mesma coisa kkkkkkkk
      Eu preciso de uma edit do roier e cellbit falando isso

  • @MarcelaBraga-wu2lw
    @MarcelaBraga-wu2lw Год назад +52

    #1 cucuruchu's hater would obviously be the one to get so mad abt him Lmaooooo

  • @loster2429
    @loster2429 Год назад +179

    esse foi o melhor react kkkkkkkk

    • @lkm630y79
      @lkm630y79 Год назад +18

      hsuahsua ele teve a reação mais viva
      acho que muita galera ficou meio perdida pq não participou do que tava no video e tals :k

    • @myheadisevered
      @myheadisevered Год назад +6

      Com certeza kkkkkkkkkkkk mistura de emoções vendo isso em live ontem, ri muito e quase chorei com esse final sobre bobby

    • @nat_8865
      @nat_8865 Год назад +2

      Foi quase um ataque a ele kkkkkkk

  • @6Assassino_da_Pista9
    @6Assassino_da_Pista9 Год назад +144

    Plot Twist: o QSMP era broma do Cucurucho

    • @d_camara
      @d_camara Год назад +20

      Não é a primeira vez que uma motosserra "de brincadeira" fudeu a vida do cellbit esse ano

    • @DaniShow491
      @DaniShow491 Год назад +10

      Plot Twist: Todos estavam num coma

    • @diegohenrique9628
      @diegohenrique9628 Год назад +2

      Brincadeira mano

    • @nat_8865
      @nat_8865 Год назад +1

      ​@@DaniShow491aí piora☠️👍

  • @Raylee00
    @Raylee00 Год назад +190

    Mano, eles n tinham direito de botar o bobby por último.... pior msm foi ver o bobby escrevendo: "qual vai ser a nossa próxima aventura?" Eles n tinham esse direito ;-;

    • @TripaSeca123
      @TripaSeca123 Год назад

      Foi o último acontecimento, faz sentido eles colocarem mas eu entendi o seu ponto

  • @letticiamarmore1487
    @letticiamarmore1487 Год назад +42

    7:00 minha honesta reação

  • @lune-jz2c
    @lune-jz2c Год назад +28

    14:57 O ROIER DISSE O MESMO KSKAKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSMS

    • @nat_8865
      @nat_8865 Год назад +1

      Edit deles falando a mesma coisa para hoje kkkkkkk

  • @Maxence.
    @Maxence. Год назад +10

    8:45 forever be like: (mic)

  • @Mighzin
    @Mighzin Год назад +7

    14:55 o roier fez a mesma pergunta ksksksksks

  • @_tripitas-xd.._
    @_tripitas-xd.._ Год назад +8

    2:13
    2:15
    Mis cambios de humor be like:

  • @Dessamore
    @Dessamore Год назад +4

    eu choro toda vez que vejo essa parte do bobby

  • @iProcxss
    @iProcxss Год назад +15

    Cucurucho sacana

  • @pedrobassani6515
    @pedrobassani6515 Год назад +3

    FELPS

  • @declanobradovic6276
    @declanobradovic6276 Год назад +26

    I think it would be better if the captions were in Portuguese instead of English

    • @sunami_k145
      @sunami_k145 Год назад +1

      ?

    • @ellyjeu
      @ellyjeu Год назад +1

      ?

    • @reizytoon
      @reizytoon Год назад

      I think he meant the opposite

    • @Evie0h
      @Evie0h Год назад

      The auto captions translate the first language it detects, so if the first voices in the video were English, from the video Cellbit is watching, it will only try to translate English to other languages. So for it to translate Cellbits voice it would have to detect Portuguese first, but it didn’t. I think these reaction videos only have auto translate, nobody is captioning these

  • @RamosDeThiago
    @RamosDeThiago Год назад +13

    LMAO

  • @moon_chan4299
    @moon_chan4299 Год назад

    o felps é o mais pica dentre todos
    FELPS
    FEPLS
    FELPS

  • @moon_chan4299
    @moon_chan4299 Год назад

    pera.... o cellbit duplicou o tempo do video AKKAAKKAKAKAKA

  • @Bealinha
    @Bealinha Год назад

    Vai se ferrarrr não acredito que to chorando por causa de um ovo mano 😢

  • @fixarx3095
    @fixarx3095 Год назад

    FELPS