@@OG.PATHAAN😂😂dekh vai jo gaand uthak dusri ki biswas k sath cheating kark Raj karte hain na usse koi nehi yad karta positivity mein ,jaise Pura duniya aj mante hain western country ka colonies mindset ko as negetivity... toh 800 saal se pehle kon raaj kiya woh tere madrasachap moulovi ne nehi bataya? 😂😂😂 pura pakistan mein land Banate hain yeh pakistani moulavi 😂😂😂 pehle history pad k aa bache😂😂 or decide karle kafir ka history padna hain ki moulavi ka history 😂😂😂😂
@@HasnainKhan-t5callah to bhagwan ka kutta hai, muhammad to humlogo ka Rakhail hai...Tm sab converted ho tumhara religion new hai new search Karo oldest religion oldest language and oldest holy book in the world kaun sa hai Pata chal jayega 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kya chhote chhote baat par allah ko yad karte rahte ho , allah bas tumhara hi hai kya 😮 The United india koi dream nahin hai Ise hamne 1914 se pahle dekha hai 😅❤❤🎉😂
@@Babasasa111abe bhai Tamil se Nagaland Se Koi ho vah sab Hindu hai aur tum log bhi Hindu hi the Bharat mein Islam ki sthapna 800 isvi Mein Hui usse pahle tum log kya The Hindu The tum
Tumahre sikho ko pathano(afghan) ne kitna mara tumhara hari mandir tumahre naslo ko mara aur dusti baat shalwar kameez persian hai aur sikho ko nader shah ne 15 century mei pehnai thi 😂
65 ki hum ney jeeti thi Kashmir b aadha tumsey hum ney haroa tha tera Ne hr u UNO bjaga tha to ja k Jung ruki thi varna poora Kashmir hmara tha terey Ne h ru bhag o ra bja ga bha ga gya aadhey Kashmir ki bheek mangney 😂😅😊
Pehle jaake aata kharido phir india pe attack karne ka sochna.😂 Veer Abdul Hamid ke rifle ke aage nahi tik paaye, aur Aaj bhi India mein karodon ki taadat mein veer Abdul Hamid hai unse kaise ladoge. Jai hind
Bas Bhai rahne de Bharat ke muslimon ya Pakistani Muslim ho sab ki vichardhara ek hi hai sab gajwa a hind karna chahte hain tum kaun sa kam ho logon se soch vichar Mein Kisi chij Se Kam nahin hai Bus tumhara bus nahin chal raha Bharat mein bhi
@@asifkhan-vp6yc Tum b pehley ja k comod kharid lo 😅😁🤣😂😃lo Akshay Kumar t o il et 🚽 part one to bna hi Chuka Hy Jo yunhi India men latreens 🚽 ki shortage Rahi to part two b bun jaeygi 😆😄😁😅
Yaar baat vo kro Jo Kisi Pakistani ko maloom na ho . Indian musalmano ki halat achhay se maloom hai . Abhi recently ek indian Muslim political person hinduvo k zulm aur nafrat se tung Aa kr Apne bete k Saath pehle Dubai aur phir Afghanistan se HOTA hova Pakistan Aa gaya aur panah ( asylum ) ki darkhuwast ( application ) kr di . Bola jaan se mar do chahe goli mar do pr India na bhejo . Bhai social media k age main indian Muslims ki bad tareen situation koi chhupa nhi Sakta . Chahe jitne tuttay choom lo Hindu ke . Kre ga phir bhi nafrat Tum Muslims se Jo BJP ne Apne vote Bank politics k liye Aaj k majority of Hindu main Bhar di hai Jo ab chah kr bhi Tum khatam nhi kr sakte chahe veer bolo ya anjeer . Amit shah ka paltoo Godi media ye hone nhi de ga . 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your PM is butcher muslims aren't they were muslims? Do you think that those lives were heardless? Don't you think those who died were human as you and i? Remember mate Afghanistan occupied by usa and soviet but they both left without fruitful result if God wants he has authority to made things happen it is mentioned in Quran that when God says happen and that thing happens and expect you to be respectful amongst every religion cuz disrespecting others religion shows taught of thier's religion
Kyunki Hindustan hi inke kabje Mein nahin aa raha hein Bhale hi inhone Bharat per rul kiya ho but iske liye fail rahe hain Bharat ki Sanatan Civilization ko khatm karne mein ya Bharat Ke logon Ko khatm karne mein Hindustan hi aisi jagah hai Jahan inke pichhle hajar sal se pasina chhute hue hain
Zaid Hamid is a Hidden (J)New......he is doing controlled opposition of Khufr.............he will never do Ghazwa e Hind ..............he uses Ghazwa e Hind concept to show him as a Greate Mujahid so that his followers believe his lies .... ..........Ghazwa e Hind will be fought by a Green Eyed Foji Mujahid of Pak. ...........that Foji Mujahid will become Pakistan's Ruler in 2027. ................That Military Ruler will make Pak a Peaceful Prosperous Strong Country.......Then he will do Ghazwa e Hind This clever Hidden Jw Zad will be klld by that Green Eyed Military Ruler 1st Imran will be Ruler of Pak in 2025 Then Kashmir will be separate from Pak Then that Green Eyed Military Soldier will become Ruler of Pak in 2027
@@Babasasa111 Tamil language hai...tum shayad dravidistan ki baat kr rhe ho keep it up...India is union of state not federation of state...no state can be seperated on their will as per the constitution...
Don't dream any thing like Ghasvah hind" your army hasbeen consistently beaten by Indian army in every encounter you are live due to the mercy of Indian leader shop.
@@BabarKhan-rc4mt , Modi is unofficial father of entire Pskistan. Modi won't let you live and also won't let you die. This is the power of your father Modi.
@@sahasransusbarik Pakistan is official father of india, because father is born first 14 august and son india is born 15 august...don't try to turn your back from facing truth.
@@rafialam.😂😂 tum bas maa behen tak hi ruk jate ho isiliye tumhe dusre desh mein nanga kar dete hain😂😂😂 hamre maa behen ki sath aisa nehi hota😂😂😂 sale tum khud bejjat hone mu khol dete ho😂😂😂 or uske bad kafur ans de de, toh Islamophobia k upar lecture dete ho... iske aage or kya Ata hain tumhe karna?😂😂😂tum hamre maa behen ko lekar itna bura soch te ho toh allha vi upar se dekh raha or allha or bura sapna dene wala hain HAR PAKISTANIYO KO HAR DIN😂😂😂 or yehi toh bap ka jalwa hota hain bete k upar😂😂😂
Zaidu Chicha is shocked after seeing the Lunal Landing video and Gazwa has been postponed till further notice 😂😂😅😅. It would resume as soon as Petrol price decrease in Pakistan😅😅🤣🤣. Till that time General Asim Muneer has requested MBS to provide petrol on cheap rate so that they can launch Gazwa E Moon or Chand Ka Gazwa.😅😅 But in an unfortunate development Bajwa E Pakistan took place and Pakistan was unable to cope with it. Situation further deteriorated when Afghan Taliban launched Reverse Gazwa.😜😜
Lot of vocabulary 😜😜😜 itna analysis lal topi k upar se chala jayega😂😂😂 mujhe lagta hain imran khan se jada powerful injection 💉 ,lal topi k pass hain.. Har time lagate hain isiliye pakistan mein gadi se nikal k pakistani isko maarte hain😂😂
@@4thdimension1109 Don't laugh otherwise Chicha would declare another Gazwa against you. Due to massive scarcity of money and exorbitant electricity prices he would force you to pay his electricity bill through PAYTM. 😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣
@@rafialam. dekhiye ... humhara ihanpe toh eek hi pitaji hota hai jo mera already hain..hum aaplog jaisa khush kismatwale toh hain nahi. agar aap chahe toh in janab ko humara inha best stand up comedian ke hisab se rakh sakte he.
@@rafialam.bhai tum sabka brain mein bas land or chut hi chalta hain kya? Iske bina kuch nehi chalta? Isliye passport Rankin mein neeche se 4th (lowest) ho? Or yehi mind set kliye dusre desh mein tumhe nanga karke check kiya jata hain Muslim ho ki nehi?😂😂😂
@@krishnarao4607 Kyn bhai HANUMAN SURAJ KO UGAL SAKTAH WAHAN LOGIC NI ATAH??? SHIVAA -++>GANESH KA SAR TAN SE JUDAA KARSAKHTAH WAHAN LOGIC NAZR NHI ATAH.
Allah Pakistan ko larna ki sadat ata krain Ameeen buzdilon ki trh rhne se larna izzat ka kam hai bht khushi hui Rasool ullah ki Hadees Shareef pr Hmare log zrur ayain Pakistan bhi izzat pa lai Ameeen Inshallah
@@abhipaji8573 what do you mean by it? How you can disrespect someone religion dare this to do Infront of us Muslims we will tell you In Quran Allah says don't say bad to other religion gods which they believe because than maybe they call yours too Soo we respect your religion has not taught you this basic respect??? We open your religious place in Pakistan and arranges visits but what you are doing this is what your religion taught you??? Shame on you if you are courageous go in the army and fight like a man don't show behavior lower than cowards in comment section courage is with morals without morals an animal is also courageous for evil things shame on you
Hamid Zaid must understand that pakistan is about to disintegrate on their own ...that too almost 4 states . Just wait for some time and world will see 4 more Bangladesh
The birth of pakistan was itself only a conspiracy of foreign invaders ,otherwise it could have not been further divided after 23 years only and was never able to follow their own constitution. Prophet pbuh never divided Arab land for purpose of religious domain but for invitation to Islam for the whole world. Pakistanis should think positively what they have achieved by creating pakistan as separate land which never succeed to impliment Nizami Mustafa. Those who do not live in present but live in glorious past or dreams of future can never succeed to create a revolution for peace and prosparity. The man as individual or as society who do not understand power of present will never enjoy the blessings of future. The Pakistan could not even create any world level scholar in scientific subjects , technologies, Business or even in Islamic subjects that could have united or benifitted Muslim Ummah or even people of pakistan. In India Government funds are directly allocated to panchayats for development and creating local income , leaving officers on high level without any financial powers at their own which has weakened the powers of high officials and strengthened village representatives resulting in showing the progress of country at the doorsteps of people living in rural as well as in urban areas. Pakistan will think of such a democracy in dreams only.
Bhgawa e pak hone wala hai 🚩🚩.
900 saal tum yahi Sochte rahe lekin chand Musalman 900 saal tumhari pitai lagate rahe ye kaise mumkin tha 😂
@@OG.PATHAANkaya ukhad liya 800 saal Raj kerke
@@Eklavya1008 punchar bna rha hai aaj bhi 🤣
@@bollywoodstatus7802 hinduo ke sath the to vo bhi sikh liya ,nhi toh pehle ye gand done ke alava kuch nhi jante the
@@OG.PATHAAN😂😂dekh vai jo gaand uthak dusri ki biswas k sath cheating kark Raj karte hain na usse koi nehi yad karta positivity mein ,jaise Pura duniya aj mante hain western country ka colonies mindset ko as negetivity... toh 800 saal se pehle kon raaj kiya woh tere madrasachap moulovi ne nehi bataya? 😂😂😂 pura pakistan mein land Banate hain yeh pakistani moulavi 😂😂😂 pehle history pad k aa bache😂😂 or decide karle kafir ka history padna hain ki moulavi ka history 😂😂😂😂
Debate never ends😂
Solution never Finds😅
Muslims never change😮
Comedy Continues😅😂
Hin d u tva mentality also never change Jahan an dh a kt hongey wahan phir J I Ha DI b zrur peda hongey u can't deny them 😅😊😂
Gumutr peeny se behtr h
@@MUHAMMADSaad-q5i cancer aaye tho..thum bhii pivoge
Camel urine mohmmad pita hai@@MUHAMMADSaad-q5i
@@MUHAMMADSaad-q5i camel 🐫 ka moot pene wale chudlim 24×7=1440
Hazrat aayesha ki 6sal mein Mohammad 57sal ke budhhe ne pel diya
Zaid Hamid > Kapil Sharma!
Vish vaala Aparaadh-Mantri Modi 👉🏼 🐖
Tab hi to India video dek rhe Hein koi masla he 😂😂😂😂
@@dr.fawadjatt1601 Arey bhai masla kya hai. Itna badiya comedian hai. World’s best comedian. Laugh riot.
@@TheGautamj MP T Bhadva Singh & Sudarshan News Sooaresh Chavhanke > 🏳️🌈💑👨❤️💋👨
@@TheGautamj comedy ni reality
Pichhwada laal kar diya jaayegaa....bharat ke paas bahut taaqat hai be...😂
Sharam karly yoothia thori see tm hinduoon ko support kartay ho pakistan main baith kar
Sharam karly yoothia thori see tm hinduoon ko support kartay ho pakistan main baith kar
Gazwa e hind me koi sak nahi he
@@pathanimrankhan4204 america israel peete pade hai unko kyu nhi mar pa rhee 😂😂
Allah ne india ko bhi nuclear power bana diya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bagwan kaho
Allah ne America bhi bnwaya gajwae America bhi hoga
Or Allah na bhagwan be pada Kay
😊
@@HasnainKhan-t5callah to bhagwan ka kutta hai, muhammad to humlogo ka Rakhail hai...Tm sab converted ho tumhara religion new hai new search Karo oldest religion oldest language and oldest holy book in the world kaun sa hai Pata chal jayega 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kya chhote chhote baat par allah ko yad karte rahte ho , allah bas tumhara hi hai kya 😮
The United india koi dream nahin hai
Ise hamne 1914 se pahle dekha hai 😅❤❤🎉😂
Abdul Basit is doing hard to control his laughter 😂😂
He is hand in gloves with the Great Comedian Zaid Hamid
Abdul Basit is himself laltopi (zaid Hamid) kind of radical extremist person.
As a indian Muslim 🇮🇳
Gazwah Hind will not Happen
BUT Khalistan Nagaland Kashmir Tamil will get freedom soon
@@Babasasa111abe bhai Tamil se Nagaland Se Koi ho vah sab Hindu hai aur tum log bhi Hindu hi the Bharat mein Islam ki sthapna 800 isvi Mein Hui usse pahle tum log kya The Hindu The tum
@@Babasasa111 Ghazwa-e-LalaTOPPIkaGand. Ladies and gentlemen, I Present you world's best Comedians, PAK THE OLAFUCKUBER & CHINKI THE PEEPOOXIPIG.
ham sikh hi kafi tumare pathano ke liye 😂 aaj se 500-700 saal pahle salwar pahane par mazboor kiya tha or kal tumkk bra pahnae ge🤣
Tumem hindu choren ge to phir na😂
Tumahre sikho ko pathano(afghan) ne kitna mara tumhara hari mandir tumahre naslo ko mara aur dusti baat shalwar kameez persian hai aur sikho ko nader shah ne 15 century mei pehnai thi 😂
Hari Singh nalwa.
Oh Sikh Saab apni ouqat mien raho indra Gandhi n Tum logon ki gand Mari thi Bhool gaye kia
Sale pehle hindu ka tu mauqabla kr le .1984 ma jo tumhari genocide hindu ne ki thi . us waq nange ho k gand marva rhe the
Without Alcohol...how two of you got so high😂😂😂
This person qas pakistan high commissioner imagine omg😂😂😂
The Alcohol is Islam
The strongest addictive things in the world
"Jung kabhi jeeti nahi, election kabhi haara nahi"- Pakistan Army 😂😂😂
65 ki hum ney jeeti thi Kashmir b aadha tumsey hum ney haroa tha tera Nehru UNO bjaga tha to ja k Jung ruki thi varna poora Kashmir hmara tha terey Nehru bjagora bjaga bhaga gya aadhey Kashmir ki bheek mangney 😂😅😊
65 ki hum ney jeeti thi Kashmir b aadha tumsey hum ney haroa tha tera Ne hr u UNO bjaga tha to ja k Jung ruki thi varna poora Kashmir hmara tha terey Ne h ru bhag o ra bja ga bha ga gya aadhey Kashmir ki bheek mangney 😂😅😊
Yah indian bollywood Army ka moto hai
@@ImranKhan-y1t5q😂😂
Akhand Hind banega Aur sare Insaniyatkibhlai wala kaam hoga Hind zindabaad
Beta akhand bharat nhi akhand pakistan banay ga ab
Beta akhand bharat nhi akhand pakistan banay ga ab
Pehle jaake aata kharido phir india pe attack karne ka sochna.😂
Veer Abdul Hamid ke rifle ke aage nahi tik paaye, aur Aaj bhi India mein karodon ki taadat mein veer Abdul Hamid hai unse kaise ladoge.
Jai hind
جس طرح بھارت میں آر ایس ایس والے اور بی جے پی والے یہاں کے ہندوؤں کو بیوقوف بناتے ہیں اسی طر یہ لال ٹوپی والا پاکستانیوں کو بیوقوف بناتا ہے
Bas Bhai rahne de Bharat ke muslimon ya Pakistani Muslim ho sab ki vichardhara ek hi hai sab gajwa a hind karna chahte hain tum kaun sa kam ho logon se soch vichar Mein Kisi chij Se Kam nahin hai Bus tumhara bus nahin chal raha Bharat mein bhi
@@asifkhan-vp6yc Tum b pehley ja k comod kharid lo 😅😁🤣😂😃lo Akshay Kumar t o il et 🚽 part one to bna hi Chuka Hy Jo yunhi India men latreens 🚽 ki shortage Rahi to part two b bun jaeygi 😆😄😁😅
Yaar baat vo kro Jo Kisi Pakistani ko maloom na ho . Indian musalmano ki halat achhay se maloom hai . Abhi recently ek indian Muslim political person hinduvo k zulm aur nafrat se tung Aa kr Apne bete k Saath pehle Dubai aur phir Afghanistan se HOTA hova Pakistan Aa gaya aur panah ( asylum ) ki darkhuwast ( application ) kr di . Bola jaan se mar do chahe goli mar do pr India na bhejo . Bhai social media k age main indian Muslims ki bad tareen situation koi chhupa nhi Sakta . Chahe jitne tuttay choom lo Hindu ke . Kre ga phir bhi nafrat Tum Muslims se Jo BJP ne Apne vote Bank politics k liye Aaj k majority of Hindu main Bhar di hai Jo ab chah kr bhi Tum khatam nhi kr sakte chahe veer bolo ya anjeer . Amit shah ka paltoo Godi media ye hone nhi de ga . 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@allnews9261toilet ki shortage hai isliye humne pakistan banayi, thab se shortage nahi tha
Comedy never ends in pakistan 😂😂
Hindu Pajeet Ravi,, just search Bhavishya Mallika Odisha and you will find Comedy there
Gazva ae Roti kar lo pehle 😂
Hati Kay dant khany Kay or or dekany Kay or same Pakistani asy hi hay ek dfa panga lo to si ab
Wah....
Gazwa e aata 😅😅😂
Garwa e Laal Topi
@@KPSingh-fw9fw tm log tatti peshan kha pee rhy ho Kafi hai 😂😂😂😂
Rss jindabad i love rss
You think India need to go to war with you on your terms? 😂
2 jokers, they have relieved my stress😂😂
2 jokers u mean Vish vaala Modi & Adityanath Rogi. 😃😃
@@zaynshah4023anpad😂
No, Muhammad and Jibrail 😂😂@@zaynshah4023
Just wait and watch
K A F I R
Your PM is butcher muslims aren't they were muslims? Do you think that those lives were heardless? Don't you think those who died were human as you and i? Remember mate Afghanistan occupied by usa and soviet but they both left without fruitful result if God wants he has authority to made things happen it is mentioned in Quran that when God says happen and that thing happens and expect you to be respectful amongst every religion cuz disrespecting others religion shows taught of thier's religion
Iam seriously awe of this guy, he is a genius, he deserves to be the PM of Pakistan! We need him to lead the state of Pakistan!
And yes. Will surely ensure it’s legitimate end.
And then he will be the last PM of Pakistan
I am amazed that English writing people also can be fools
😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂 Joker
अखण्ड हिन्दू राष्ट्र
Why Ghazwa-e-hind? Why not Ghazwa-e-china or Ghazwa-e-America or Ghazwa-e-russia? 😅
Kyunki Hindustan hi inke kabje Mein nahin aa raha hein
Bhale hi inhone Bharat per rul kiya ho but iske liye fail rahe hain Bharat ki Sanatan Civilization ko khatm karne mein ya Bharat Ke logon Ko khatm karne mein
Hindustan hi aisi jagah hai Jahan inke pichhle hajar sal se pasina chhute hue hain
Because they receive money from them, once India starts paying them, Pakistan army will not allow any of these retards close to a TV station😂
Because they attack weak native religion
Chutiya log hai ye....😂😂😂
After gazwa hind
Zaid should be be in mantle hospital
For your info Zaid Hamid is permanently in mental hospital but only he comes out to do his comedy show....
Zaid Hamid is a Hidden (J)New......he is doing controlled opposition of Khufr.............he will never do Ghazwa e Hind ..............he uses Ghazwa e Hind concept to show him as a Greate Mujahid so that his followers believe his lies .... ..........Ghazwa e Hind will be fought by a Green Eyed Foji Mujahid of Pak. ...........that Foji Mujahid will become Pakistan's Ruler in 2027. ................That Military Ruler will make Pak a Peaceful Prosperous Strong Country.......Then he will do Ghazwa e Hind
This clever Hidden Jw Zad will be klld by that Green Eyed Military Ruler
1st Imran will be Ruler of Pak in 2025
Then Kashmir will be separate from Pak
Then that Green Eyed Military Soldier will become Ruler of Pak in 2027
I really like confidence level of zaid Hamid...conspiracy theory sunne me b alag hi majja hai
1947 Pakistan
2047 Khalistan Nagaland Kashmir Tamil 🐷🇮🇳🐷
@@Babasasa111 Tamil language hai...tum shayad dravidistan ki baat kr rhe ho keep it up...India is union of state not federation of state...no state can be seperated on their will as per the constitution...
@@rahulbaniwal6258 Don’t use words like “Union”, “Federation” etc. as these words might be very hard for a Pakistani brain 🧌 to understand.
@@Babasasa111😂😂😂 wahi nazil Hui kya tujhe. Nabi babasasa ki Jai Ho..tumlog paidaishi jahil hotey ho kya.
@@Babasasa111for that ur mom should sleep with us
That is why Islam is ☪️ encer
Don't dream any thing like Ghasvah hind" your army hasbeen consistently beaten by Indian army in every encounter you are live due to the mercy of Indian leader shop.
amazing wash 😂
No zero mukhtar you have no idea what's going on,Imran khan will back no worry,,,it's all scripted
Jaise tumhare halat hai aur jaisa hmare government rato rat bhagwa e Pak ho jayega pta bhi nhi chalega 😅😅😅😅
India will not go on war with Pakistan but all Pakistani should figure out high price of commodities and GDP 😅😅😅😅
Check the Indian parlimant map
@@MuhammadUsman29051Parliament mea world map hea, 😂 akhand world
@@Rokybhaiii and modi say India is a peaceful country 😂😂😂😂
Tumko agar khatam kr denge toh hasenge kispe hum log jung nahi karenge bilkul bhi hum log😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lartay muhib e watan hain gaddar or buzdil ni hum laray ge inshallah Pakistan k lia
@@UsmanbhattiBhatti-wm5tija ab Jake majdoori kar Varna Tera abbu Teri bund fad dega 😂😂. Bada aya chal nikal
Ap ne ana apni Marzi se he lakin wapsi fer hamari Marzi se ho gi insha'allah
@@RizwanAnsari-qw5cr humko bilkul bhi sahuk nahi hai aapke kachrastan me aane ka
I request Pakistani to please vote the man in red cap as a PM
Zaid Hamid the Comedy King is back😂🤣😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣
i think modi should go in comedy circus
@@BabarKhan-rc4mt , Modi is unofficial father of entire Pskistan. Modi won't let you live and also won't let you die. This is the power of your father Modi.
@@sahasransusbarik Pakistan is official father of india, because father is born first 14 august and son india is born 15 august...don't try to turn your back from facing truth.
@@sahasransusbarik modi is a pimp and all indian woman are sluts.
Gazwa e aata 😢😢
One day Pakistan will be ruled by Bharat. Once upon a time Pakistan was a part of undivided part of India.
Nice Comedy 😂😂😂😂
Could've been much better with your mother 😂😂😂😂
@@rafialam. jali Na Teri Bhi Jali 🤣🤣
@@rafialam. isiliye pakistan Aaj katora leke dunia bharme bhik mang Raha hai..tere aabu aur ammi ko bhejde katora pakad ke.
@@rafialam.😂😂 tum bas maa behen tak hi ruk jate ho isiliye tumhe dusre desh mein nanga kar dete hain😂😂😂 hamre maa behen ki sath aisa nehi hota😂😂😂 sale tum khud bejjat hone mu khol dete ho😂😂😂 or uske bad kafur ans de de, toh Islamophobia k upar lecture dete ho... iske aage or kya Ata hain tumhe karna?😂😂😂tum hamre maa behen ko lekar itna bura soch te ho toh allha vi upar se dekh raha or allha or bura sapna dene wala hain HAR PAKISTANIYO KO HAR DIN😂😂😂 or yehi toh bap ka jalwa hota hain bete k upar😂😂😂
@@rafialam.Mut denge aur prophet Mohammad beh jaayega kuran jala kr uske gandd mai dal denge 😂😂😂 joh aag lagegi voh pakistaniyo ke liye
*🕉️🚩 🇮🇳 INDIA 🇮🇳 🚩🕉️*
🕉️✡️🐗🐽💩🐷🐍🐖
☪️🇲🇷🇮🇳REAL-INDIA🇮🇳🇲🇷☪️
@@zaynshah4023ffcked Pakistani Islam 😂😂😂
@@zaynshah4023lol mujjet dream 🐽🐽🐽🐽
Zaidu Chicha is shocked after seeing the Lunal Landing video and Gazwa has been postponed till further notice 😂😂😅😅. It would resume as soon as Petrol price decrease in Pakistan😅😅🤣🤣. Till that time General Asim Muneer has requested MBS to provide petrol on cheap rate so that they can launch Gazwa E Moon or Chand Ka Gazwa.😅😅
But in an unfortunate development Bajwa E Pakistan took place and Pakistan was unable to cope with it. Situation further deteriorated when Afghan Taliban launched Reverse Gazwa.😜😜
Lot of vocabulary 😜😜😜 itna analysis lal topi k upar se chala jayega😂😂😂 mujhe lagta hain imran khan se jada powerful injection 💉 ,lal topi k pass hain.. Har time lagate hain isiliye pakistan mein gadi se nikal k pakistani isko maarte hain😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 your explanation is excellent bro...........really laughing
@@4thdimension1109 Don't laugh otherwise Chicha would declare another Gazwa against you. Due to massive scarcity of money and exorbitant electricity prices he would force you to pay his electricity bill through PAYTM. 😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣
@@AniketKumar-ws3dl probably you are right🤣🤣🤣 but still I can't control laughing I wanna see the red faced zaid chichi
Both of you guys are "f" se rocking awesome 😂😂😂
V wel said Zaid Hamid Shb Great 💯♥️🇵🇰♥️ inshaALLAH Shoq e Shahdat Se sarshar Hyn Pakistani ❤
Bhikaristan
Pakitan ❤❤❤ zindabad
Phir surrender karega kya.😊
اللہ پاک ھمیں بھی غزوہ ھند کا غازی بناۓ۔امام مہدی۔اور عیسی علیہ السلام کی فوج کا سپاھی بناۓ۔
Pahle khud to Bach jaoo BLA TTP SE 😂😂
5:57 ye jahil maan rha hai ki pakistan ko industry me kuch kamaal karne ke liye nhi banaya balki aatankwad failane ke liye banaya..😂😂
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Joker is back .........
Mera ek dost aisa tha, sala bolta tha hmare paas helicopter hai, aata sala scooter pe tha, aur ham sab batein sach mante the😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Even the anchor lost it's cool when he heard pakistan ko industrial nahi gazwa-e-hind ke liye banaya hai 😂😂😂.
Even he said kese karenge bhaiya
Ghajwa a hind nai bhagwa a hind hoga 😄😄😄
More like bhagwa e pak
In sahab ko Pakistan ke pm bana do🤣
Tum ashirvad Le ke inhe apna pitaju bana lo, wo zyada sahi Rahe ga 🤣
@@rafialam. dekhiye ... humhara ihanpe toh eek hi pitaji hota hai jo mera already hain..hum aaplog jaisa khush kismatwale toh hain nahi. agar aap chahe toh in janab ko humara inha best stand up comedian ke hisab se rakh sakte he.
@@rafialam. lagta hai tu iss lal topi ka fata condom se nazaiz aulat hai....apne ammi ko puch le atta keliye zaid Hamid ne pel to nehi Diya.
@@rafialam.bhai tum sabka brain mein bas land or chut hi chalta hain kya? Iske bina kuch nehi chalta? Isliye passport Rankin mein neeche se 4th (lowest) ho? Or yehi mind set kliye dusre desh mein tumhe nanga karke check kiya jata hain Muslim ho ki nehi?😂😂😂
@@rafialam.
Pahle tum Pakistani dna test karwao hindu nahi nikle toh bolna😂😂😂
World's Two Greatest Minds Who Seldom Differ. I Salute Their Intellect And Futuristic Vision
Jab Lal Topi ke jab Saudi mein hunter pare toh isko Green Black dikhne laga...
He is still having those nightmares 😰😰😰
😂😂😂
Respect Zaid Hamid for speaking reality and truth.. Much better than other Chalak Pakistanis who try to disguise or sugarcoat their actual goal..
Kargilme kyu vag gaye,
93000 bhul gaya yar
They were only 35000 when lndian army were 40000.
@@syedamir4517Haan bhok kitna bhokna h bhauk Google mai dekh le Randi
@@syedamir4517😂
@@syedamir4517 mir sale pandit se convert he chutiye arba se nhi aya
Curruption with hadish
Pakistan was created in 1947....and they want Gajza-e-Hind..hahaha।
Jay hind 🇮🇳👳अखंड भारत🇮🇳👳🇮🇳👳
Mera L*** bharat😂
Lal topi is mentally ill 😅
😂
Full comedy show. 😂😂😂
Thank you for this
are hamara dimag kharab hai jo pak ko Bharat me milayenge Sare jahan se achha Hindostan hamara gajva e Hind ko bhool jao donot live in fool's paradise
Quran ki 200 sal bad hadis ayea tha 😂😂
Poora islam hi loot aur hawas prr based cult hai jiska use invaders ne politics ke liye kiya
Ye lavdu Pakistan ko dubaaega😂😂😂😂😂
Our beloved Prophet Muhammad split the moon into two pieces. Kafirs can't go to moon by Allah's order.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 you made my day.....
Isi liye sab moon chale gye tum nehi ja pay😆😆
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Kya mast joke marta tha tumhara prophet...
@@krishnarao4607 Kyn bhai HANUMAN SURAJ KO UGAL SAKTAH WAHAN LOGIC NI ATAH???
SHIVAA -++>GANESH KA SAR TAN SE JUDAA KARSAKHTAH WAHAN LOGIC NAZR NHI ATAH.
ماشاءاللہ بہت خوب ،بہت اچھی معلومات دی ہیں ، زید حامد صاحب نے
1:40 You can clearly see what's level of education they've. they literally don't know what's maurya empire is .
zaid hamid is a liar,,,ghalat sense me hadis pesh krta ha,ghalat context me
Beta Old state Maurya empire maii Pakistan ni ata tha
@@balochigirldiyakhan9923
Ya confirm ni hai
QK Khorasan ka bi zikar aya hai
Afghanistan ka major part Khorasan hai
Ya ab end of time batsi ga
@@a.slion-gamerz9762bhisdike kaun si history book parha ha
@@a.slion-gamerz9762 mauryan empire mein afghanistan tk tha beta. Jake pdle chandragupt ne kese selucus ko bhagaya tha
Lal Topi , ISI pensioner discussing G e H with an Ex diplomat hand picked by Pak army !
Two nuts wasting our time !
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When beggers trying to be conquerer😂😂😂😂😂😂
Beggars cant be choosers
Have to agree with him.
When a pubg lover loose his concetrant
پختون لڑیں گے، بلوچ لڑیں گے، کیا باقی لوگ صرف مردم شماری کیلئے پیدا ہوے ہیں
y😂😂😂
An ko PATA ha Pakistan ma Kon takat rakta ha Jang ka Baloch or pattan k ar ghr sy 2 4 banduk tu ha
बलोच तो पाकिस्तान के खिलाफ ही लड़ेंगे
Donkeys should first check whether this hadith is authentic or not. 🤣😂🤣😂
Zaid Hamid is more humerous than all the comedians in the world.
Madrasa students 😂😂😂😂😂 Parke you
Pakistan should make this laal topa a education minister of pakistan.
I think foreign minister will be more appropriate. Imagine this guy is speaking in UNGA
@@SPmis lmao
Zaid to kabhi bhi mujhe mila na ta teri gazwa e hind nikal dunga wanhi.😂😆😁
I am waiting for you. I will send you back in the same shit hole from where you came out.
Best stress busters are these 2 comedians
Really he said hindu scriptures me likha hai pakistan india me invade karenga 😭😭😭😭 but pakistan to 1947 me bna 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Allah Pakistan ko larna ki sadat ata krain Ameeen buzdilon ki trh rhne se larna izzat ka kam hai bht khushi hui Rasool ullah ki Hadees Shareef pr Hmare log zrur ayain Pakistan bhi izzat pa lai Ameeen Inshallah
Allah to Nalah hain
@@abhipaji8573 what do you mean by it? How you can disrespect someone religion dare this to do Infront of us Muslims we will tell you In Quran Allah says don't say bad to other religion gods which they believe because than maybe they call yours too Soo we respect your religion has not taught you this basic respect??? We open your religious place in Pakistan and arranges visits but what you are doing this is what your religion taught you??? Shame on you if you are courageous go in the army and fight like a man don't show behavior lower than cowards in comment section courage is with morals without morals an animal is also courageous for evil things shame on you
I need this type of confidence in my life.
Achcha NAMUNA pal rakha Pakistan.
Kon bolta hai ki nasha Islam me haram hai
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lmao
Benjamin Netanyahu se bolkar udwa dunga laal topi😂😂
Cartoon Network ki kami mehsoos nahi hoti, aise logo ki wajah se.😂😂😂😂
labaik ya RasoolAllah saw
Hamid Zaid must understand that pakistan is about to disintegrate on their own ...that too almost 4 states . Just wait for some time and world will see 4 more Bangladesh
U mean khalistan, tamil nadu, right?
@@Ismail-014 Lamo ! Tamil Nadu is not a part of Pakistan . Aur Khalistan to ek scam hey apne aap mein
Sir zaid hamid saheb ko ab bolawo enterveo k leye ab jo khalat h pakistan k es par baat kare sukrya sir khalat bohut khrab h
اللہ پاکستان کی حفاظت کرے گا یہ لوگ نا مراد رہیں گے
Jaisa Host ... waisa Guest... 😂😂 Allah aapke pure mulk ko same mentality de.... 😂😂😂 bohot bright future hai 😂😂😂
Zaid hamaid is a great personality.
I salute you sir
The birth of pakistan was itself only a conspiracy of foreign invaders ,otherwise it could have not been further divided after 23 years only and was never able to follow their own constitution. Prophet pbuh never divided Arab land for purpose of religious domain but for invitation to Islam for the whole world. Pakistanis should think positively what they have achieved by creating pakistan as separate land which never succeed to impliment Nizami Mustafa. Those who do not live in present but live in glorious past or dreams of future can never succeed to create a revolution for peace and prosparity. The man as individual or as society who do not understand power of present will never enjoy the blessings of future. The Pakistan could not even create any world level scholar in scientific subjects , technologies, Business or even in Islamic subjects that could have united or benifitted Muslim Ummah or even people of pakistan.
In India Government funds are directly allocated to panchayats for development and creating local income , leaving officers on high level without any financial powers at their own which has weakened the powers of high officials and strengthened village representatives resulting in showing the progress of country at the doorsteps of people living in rural as well as in urban areas. Pakistan will think of such a democracy in dreams only.
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M u ^ l i ^ s ko sunno😊
YES
Agree with zaid hamid
Love from USA 🇺🇲🇺🇲
True 💯 percent
To 72 hure kaha rahegi😂😂😂😂????
Vahi to tere 1000 deviyan kidar??? Kailash Lok 😃😃😃
@@zaynshah4023Dev tumhari ayeshao ko chod rhe hai , aur jannat tum terrorists ko blast hone ke bad milega .
@@zaynshah4023Ayes*** aur mohmmad*** ki m* ka b****
Zaid Hamid is best comedian in South Asia.
❤🇵🇰🇵🇰👍
dear Pakistan please don't attack INDIA 🙏🥺🥺.......😂🤣...jai hind 🇮🇳
Full comedy yarr😂😂
کیا آخری دور تک پاکستان رہے گا بھی
Bhaai in logo ke muh na lago, lal topi is idiot !
laal topi, my full support become pm of pakistan.
Really great person and Tru discussion by zaid
What a factual discussion and disclose the real face of India "Akhand Bharat".
It was literally the map of mauryan empire which many call akhand Bharat. And, I don't think Pakistan will last another 50 years.
Great initiative by ABN News to being back real and capable patriots back on mainstream 📺
If you listen carefully you will observe that all of his statements are hypocritical, ironical and self-contradictory. 😂
2 dogs😂😂
زید حامد نے درست کہا
Chada le 😂