I like to imagine what it was like when they got there. “So you said he ate her face right?” “That is correct” *Walks into operation room* “Thats a fucking ham” “No but look there’s a body attached to” “...” “...” “So there is”
W a i t. 1.2k likes. T h a t I s w a y m o r e t h a n I h a v e e v e r g o t t e n I can feel the clout. Edit: 2.2k Bro, I feel like a cutie pie at this point.
I mean, he may have accidentally caused her death, but can we just appreciate the fact that Hamantha's father was straight up trying to 1v1 god himself for his daughters sake?
And if someone _is_ shooting into the sky, you really should ask them to stop, and then wait until the bullets have stopped landing before running outside. *The Ballad of Hamantha: a Gun Safety Parable*
Jack stauber is probably one of the most amazing and handsomest music creator. His songs will live for decades. His songs give creepy vibes, but my heart says "this is the best music ever" Edit: im crying over ham... itll never be the same 😭 but we all know her beautiful spirit still roams
The melancholy look on jacks face really gives this video so much emotion. When he sings “Hamantha” he looks like he’s remembering something with sorrow and respect, like he personally knew the girl with a ham for a head.
the shortened version of this song used to make me laugh because some girl had ham for a head and then this the full version comes out and i was sad for her :,(
And the moral of the story is: Bullets don't just disappear when you shoot up. Just shoot blanks And maybe don't name your kid after their weird physical characteristic
@Jesus gaming IKR i think i am on my sixth hamantha and i always somehow find a gun in my fucking hand and a bullet inside her, on my fifth try i just fucking gave up and straight up shot her. won't do that again though.
if yo girl -has a ham for a head -has flowing hair, meaty face, and a lovely eye -a cutie pie -her father being a simple man that ain't yo girl, that's mf hamantha
You did really amazing on this!! I've always wanted to see this visualized, and your art style is so sweet. I love how you added to the story at the end with her death spreading. I always thought by ear, but really yours makes much more sense, going by how news is these days. Thank you so much and I look forward to seeing more of your work in the future 💜
“What if someone born with a ham head” “-And what if it was a girl” “*punch table* and her name would be HAMantha” “Holy shit I’m going to make a song about it”
I think the dad named her Hamamtha so that bullies can’t make fun of her, cuz if her name was Samantha, kids would chant Hamantha every time they saw her, but if Hamantha is her name, no one can make fun of her name.
Or the father just did that to be jerk because the father could have named her anything and im pretty sure Hamantha and samantha where not his only options.
That is VERY wrong (Sorry if i sounded rude ;-;) her name is actually "SAMANTHA" But her bullies call her "HAMANTHA" To make fun of her but Hamantha is only her nickname and not her actual name, Her actual name is samantha
this shows the true skill of Jack stauber. I feel genuine empathy and sadness for the father. Even though his daughter has a *ham* for a *head.* and there would be no way that a bullet wouldn't stray miles from that location. But still he killed his own daughter, and through the absurdity we find complex emotions.
Doctor: Your daughter has a head of ham Dad: hehe Mom: That's so unfortunate. Well, what should we name her? Dad: Hamantha lol Mom: Samantha? That's sweet Dad: nah nah, Ya know, like ham. HAM-antha lol Mom: Oh shit lol alright
[Verse 1] Life's extension lottery Kind to some, but not to thee Born with a rare and sad disease She grew a ham where her head should be [Pre-Chorus] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye Her dream was to be a famous star But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going far [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more [Verse 2] Her father was a simple man He wanted to help "In any way that I can!" Home from school, he watched his daughter cry In the yard, he cursed God And fired at the sky [Pre-Chorus] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye Dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more [Bridge] Got a call from the doctor He had some amazing news for her He just developed a cure If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her Burst out the door, she was beaming Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming Finally free from her pain But something else fell with the rain A stray bullet shot by her father Painlessly nested inside her She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty Of the life which once christened her body [Interlude] "Nurse She’s... she's gone." "Oh - oh dear." "I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved A cooked ham, as is customary for these... dark situations." "Doctor - what - which one is the - which one is the ham?" "I - I must go, I'm on break." "Oh dear." [Pre-Chorus] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye At her time of death The doc said "time to eat!" So he took a bite out of her face meat [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more [Post-Chorus] Soaring infinitely through space Hamantha's soul was graced With a glance of our humble planet At which she was amazed The news of her untimely death Had spread out near and far And through her soul, the truth was whole The dream had crossed the bar Hamantha had become a star Hamantha was finally a star Hamantha was finally a star (From Genius Lyrics)
@@hammiarts Well first of all, she has a ham for a face, you would think that her life would be pretty miserable because of that and her father probably wanted to put her out of her misery. Second of all, I don't have a good ear for lyrics and I never really looked up lyrics prior to watching this.
the song put a lot of emphasis on him shooting at the sky, so to me it’s like the sky threw the bullet back at her to get payback for what her father did to it first the accidental shot is probably correct but jdkdjd
I thought that he accidentally ate her? He prepared Ham for his lunch and the nurse even asked "Which... Which one is the Ham-" and she got interrupted.
Lyrics: [Intro] (Go away!) [Verse 1] Life's extension lottery Kind to some, but not to thee Born with a rare and sad disease She grew --a ham-- where her head should be [Pre-Chorus] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face, and a lovely eye Her dream was to become a famous star But at the rate she was goin, she wasn't going fa-a-ar [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more [Break] (Oh no!) [Verse 2] Her father was a simple man ( _Duh!_ ) He wanted to help, "in anyway that I can!" Home from school, he watched his daughter cry In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky [Pre-Chorus 2] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face, and a lovely eye Her dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain And as he shot the clouds, it began to rain [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more [Bridge] Got a call from the doctor He had some amazing news for her He just developed a cure If she hurried over now, he'd try it on her Burst out the door, she was beaming Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming Finally freed from her pain But something else fell with the rain A stray bullet shot by her father Aimlessly nested inside her She fell to the sidewalk, now empty Of the life which once christened her body [Interlude] {Doctor} "Nurse, s-she's... she's gone." {Nurse} "O-oh.. dear" {Doctor} "I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved, a cooked *_ham_* , as in customary for these... dark situations." {Nurse} "U-uh, Doctor, what... which one is the... which... which one is the ham that--?" {Doctor} "I-I must... I must go... I must... I must go, I'm on break." {Nurse} "Oh dear." [Pre-Chorus 3] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye At the time of her death, the doc said, "Time to eat!" So he took a bite out of her face meat [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore ( La-la-oh...) Hamantha, Hamantha, So greedy we wanted more [Outro] Soaring infinitely through space Hamantha's soul was graced With a glance of our humble planet At which she was amazed The news at her untimely death Had spread out near and far And through her soul, the truth was whole The dream had crossed the bar Hamantha was finally a star Hamantha had become a star Hamantha was finally a star
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
All the comments telling me the doctor is hot are banned to the bog of eternal stench
Kobalt Rad ...... the doctor. Is. Ho-NO WAIT IT WAS A JO-
Wait what the h xD
Ew yeah thanks for banding that 😂😂😂👌🏻
I think hamantha is hotter
Am i allowed to say that your profile picture looks like the doctor?
"Painlessly nested inside her,"
*Shows Hamantha on the floor in pain*
Why would you do this to my heart.
shes not in pain bro she dead
kuerta I thought he said "aimlessly"
Edit: It is painlessly
probably just shocked by the impact
I like how it’s brutally heart breaking
Aimlessly
Jack: Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star.
Me: *sobs*
Me : **crys in the ham isle**
I now need to hide the fact I like this depressing song
The internet make her a star too a pron star
Dude I got actual chills from those lines
oh my fucking god same
"Hamantha was finally a star"
*NOOOOO*
AUGH MY HEART
Hit me different 😔
AAa- that line was painful
It is so depressing...
“AuGh My HeArT”
Lol, that's hilarious
Let’s just appreciate the fact the father basically turned himself in out of guilt
thats the doctor not the dad
@@badmusicproducer_offical both of them
@@badmusicproducer_offical He did turn himself in, in one of the cuts, it says "Manslaughter charges dropped" 5:20
Father: wants to help daughter in any way possible
Also father: *names daughter hamantha*
Oof
i think she was originally named samantha,and the kids at school nicknamed her 'hamantha' and people called her that for the rest of her short life
Jeeeeez
William Hudson
*h a m a n t a*
ky oh, that makes sense
Hamantha:i want to be a famous st-
bullet: *_no_*
god: well no, but actually yes
bullet: but actually yes
These profile pics on this comment is beautiful
@Captain Shadowfox especially the cursed spinel pic
F
The officers are more confused than serious. The guy on the left is like “Sorry, you ate a woman’s head?”
I like to imagine what it was like when they got there.
“So you said he ate her face right?”
“That is correct”
*Walks into operation room*
“Thats a fucking ham”
“No but look there’s a body attached to”
“...”
“...”
“So there is”
It was mostly like "bro what the fuck is wrong with you"
wo-ham*
"excuse me bitch you ate a a woman's head?"
"why couldn't you just get some ham??"
" *_im broke_* "
"How old was she?"
"Uhhhhh, 14, I think?"
"You ate a minor's head?"
"Yes???"
"That's even worse."
i love how jack is supposed to be the funeral receptor. it now makes sense that he is narrarating this story.
OMFL I JUST REALIZED
You have successfully mastered….. the point.
Just Imagine Jack Stauber going in a conversation with a girl named Samantha then accidently said Hamantha and now we have this.
no
CaioDosgames 69
@@zomboss9242 Look, just because i have a Reddit account, doesn't mean i have to be there forever.
@@loudsketching No. Just no.
Hamantha's Origin Story Revealed
no one's talking about the fact jack is blinking naturally,, something u rarely see in animation. mad respect for the animator ughh
Blinking naturally?
Grammar Police some people’s blinking cycles look really weird and forced, but this person does it really well
I- it's not hard to do tho..
Jack actually never blinked in his videos
ShAdOwNoLi it is _kinda_ hard :/
dad: **shoots sky**
sky: uno reverse card
Cyarrah *e🅱️ic oof*
Sky: YOU'VE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD!!
69 likes haha meme
God: lemme just reflect this bullet
*hits Hamantha*
God:diddly darn
400th like
I always felt like this is jacks way of coping with a loss, but then again he's just an amazing storyteller
Imagine an alternative ending where the doctor accidentally ate the bullet and choke on it.
lonely phony LmaO
It'd be well deserved.
Yee
The led poisoning: *OI BRUV NO FOOD 4 U*
yes he deserves it
The original song was just a silly song about a doctor eating a ham girl.
The full song is the saddest thing ever.
Robert Lopez that’s jack stauber for you.
yes
I SEE U ROBERT MANION AJSJSK
W a i t.
1.2k likes.
T h a t I s w a y m o r e t h a n I h a v e e v e r g o t t e n
I can feel the clout.
Edit: 2.2k
Bro, I feel like a cutie pie at this point.
NGL if hamantha had succeeded in becoming a star shed have a show stopping performance as a....
cooked ham
hamantha was a star, just not the way she thought she would be.
Mhm
Why is is the comment giving the sad version of nostalgia
@@vamp3740 gacha moment
Just like Van Gogh isn't it?
@@vamp3740 gacha moment
"Hamantha had become a star" why did I cry so hard at that
Death star *geeky sw music*
@@ElpepeEtesechetesech-cu5kknot funny.
The saddest thing is that the cure was probably a bait to eat her anyways
Well it said patients so yeah probably
Yeah to cure her meat to eat
@@defiantpenuts2107 but that's not in the original song, so it doesn't count
Isaac Cea some cured ham
-end my suffering-
He sent her out in a storm, I bet it was bait.
I mean, he may have accidentally caused her death, but can we just appreciate the fact that Hamantha's father was straight up trying to 1v1 god himself for his daughters sake?
The meta is broken God needs to be nerfed
Any loving parent would 1v1 anyone for their children
And god won lol
And also he make funny sound affect when “her father was a simple man” is mentioned
God really said, "I giveth, and I can taketh"
I knew she was gonna die but seeing it animated just made it even worse
I know the look of horror in the father eyes idk why I'm sad about it
@@toasted_coconut Especially after you see how happy she was about the doctor finding a cure for her
Ikr this messed me up
Same
Also it makes me feel for the dad because he wanted to help so much but he killed her. That made me cry XD
Jack stauber talents:his voice. his strength. His abilty to make us cry over ham
YESS
Underrated comment if I do say so myself
His voice is so calming
Indeed
Ham
"Doctor Accused of Eating Patients"
PATIENTS.
HE'S DONE IT BEFORE!
Ariana M
Oh my- OH FUCK
How many hamanthas are there?
Baku Boi cannibalism
vore
Terrence The Wolf wut
Thats why kids, you should never run in slowmotion
does dang cosplayers! always tryin run slow!
Its called walking LMAO
🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️
@@keiko7279 they know
📵
I love how the animation makes the song so much more emotional, I felt like I was gonna cry.
The nurse at the end was like:
Ó_Ò
Small Bean The doctor as well: :T
Hamantha was like O3
🕶️
|-
Purry Forn Alt More like O(
👁👄👁
you drew jacks luscious beard so perfectly
Drumstick that is not the thin we should be focused on
@@martinyoon5252 it is always the thing we should be focused on
@@Graph06 agreed
I beg to differ
@@Graph06 yep
“Cursed god and shoot up at the sky”
that was his first mistake-
god: uno reverse
no his first mistake was naming his daughter HAMantha.
schuy Mac He probably named her Samantha, but then the kids at school nicknamed her “Hamantha”
because the fire nation attacked
666 likes
I love how Jack Stauber's face changes from serious in the beginning of this video to slightly sadder at the end
Moral: Don’t shoot aimlessly at the sky. Those bullets have to come down eventually.
And if someone _is_ shooting into the sky, you really should ask them to stop, and then wait until the bullets have stopped landing before running outside.
*The Ballad of Hamantha: a Gun Safety Parable*
Scratch-O *Ballad of Hamantha: A 5-minute spectacle about Gun safety*
No no no
The God did something called a PRO GAMER MOVE
Practically what I was thinking when I first heard this song .-.
Same with our boy A.Ham !
I feel like she would have died anyway by the doctor.
"Just develop a cure"
Kinda seem like he literally wanted to eat her head from the start
yeah he wanted to make "cured ham"
he did want to eat her head from the start
cure is another way for saying preparing food
"Cured Ham"
@@corruptedghost4265 mORe LiKE sALteD hAm
“Hamantha was finally a star”
me: **weeping and crying like an idiot**
Same
499 making it 500
Hahaha das me
Same-
CAUSE ITS SAD
i love how the smoothest part of the animation is when jack stauber zooms in
That epic moment when you literally eat your patient,
CIpunPHER Epic gamer moment 😎😎😎
Epic victory royale
@@ohvice VERY epic gamer moment 😎😎😎😎
He planned to from the start, cured ham.
I shouldn't laugh at this
Hamantha: **Is about to be cured**
Also Hamantha: *"Why do I still hear boss music?"*
What are you implying? Was her father the boss?
@@cking4869 Nah, God
you know, there is another meaning for the word cure, “to preserve meat with various methods like salting or cooking”
Hamantha*
Hey boss
May I have the ham please?
Father: why God WHY
God: *catches bullet
God: no you
"I'll make her a star, damnit"
The *U GAY TECHNIQUE* I LIKE IT.
@Lincoln Barnard I mean he aint wrong
Too early
😂
Omg the little bounce Hamantha's doing in the chorus-
*Hamantha was finally a star...*
I'm not crying, you are!
Yea, I am
Dan Anderson i am...
Correct.
I KNOW I AM
STOP BULLYING ME YOUR THE ONE THATS CRYING.
Hamantha: dies
Doctor: we eating good
Me *unsettled Tom meme*
"Finally some good fecking food"
*MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS*
Idk_im_ dahls 0_0 JAHWJWJSJAHIANSIA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Idk_im_ dahls Doctor: just a normal day eating one of my dead patients
It’s been 10 months and I now realize the doctor wasn’t actually going to cure her but just turn her into cured ham
What
@@jacebagley3025 The doctor was a cannibal, He had eaten other patients and even if she wasn't ham he would've eaten her.
Holy heck you’re right 😭
Is there a pun intended?
based from the actual song or just this animation?
Jack stauber is probably one of the most amazing and handsomest music creator. His songs will live for decades. His songs give creepy vibes, but my heart says "this is the best music ever"
Edit: im crying over ham... itll never be the same 😭 but we all know her beautiful spirit still roams
Hamantha:”dies”
Doctor: Finally some good fricking food.
nO
_W h e r e ' s t h e d u c k i n g l a m b s a u c e_
_let us cure this ham_
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*Gordam Ramsey could NEVER*
docter: eats hamantha
nurse: confused tom image
Its called unsettled Tom
●-●
me: eats a ham
everyone else at the hospital:●-●
@@streety6818 shhh woooshhh
@@doreentheflower8151 seriously he just fixed the name of the image so he understood the joke you dumbass
The melancholy look on jacks face really gives this video so much emotion. When he sings “Hamantha” he looks like he’s remembering something with sorrow and respect, like he personally knew the girl with a ham for a head.
@@cloversgarden4066 I wanna agree, but her father had grey hair, not golden brown like the singer
@@Quackervoltz maybe he was a friend or something
Nah fam , it’s the dude from inchman coming back as a zombie
Yeaa
@@peppermintvioletwhat is wrong with your text
hamantha:*crying *
Dad:
*welp time to 1v1 god*
the shortened version of this song used to make me laugh because some girl had ham for a head
and then this
the full version comes out and i was sad for her :,(
FYI, most of the microsongs on Stauber’s channel have full songs behind them. You should be able to find them on Spotify or SoundCloud.
@@BLAZINFAST Oh hey, good to know, thanks.
@@BLAZINFAST i tried to look for his spotify
Same
@@BLAZINFAST Holy shit, really? I gotta find the full version of "Baby Hotline", "Doctor" and "Peppermint", I love those songs!
THE NURSE’S FACE WHEN THE DOCTOR EATS HAMANTHA’S FACE NEVER CEASES TO MAKE ME LAUGH
And the doctor was just like 😐
She looked so frikin confused and terrified
Likes are now 69, stop liking.
she went: 👁️👄👁️
👁_👁
And the moral of the story is:
Bullets don't just disappear when you shoot up. Just shoot blanks
And maybe don't name your kid after their weird physical characteristic
And dont eat your patients fucking face off
sorry keep forgetting
I forgot bullets dont disappear into space when i shoot them into the air.
@@cocoacatto whay
@Jesus gaming IKR i think i am on my sixth hamantha and i always somehow find a gun in my fucking hand and a bullet inside her, on my fifth try i just fucking gave up and straight up shot her. won't do that again though.
I LOVE THIS ANIMATION SO MUCHH (idc if it was 4 years ago i still love it)
Dad: * shoots sky *
God: *right back at ya, buckaroo*
Ok I can explain
Allison Islas- pfft-
Dad: *shoots sky*
God: right back at your daughter, buckaroo
@@absolutelyshmooie7086 *yes-*
P x x c h y what cut you off?
disturbing theory: she wasn't actually made of ham her condition just made her look like ham
TheShockinglyEloquentDog woof this changes everything
HOLY HECK WTFFF
So the doctor was eating.......
@@exnsao ow o
yeah? Why would it be pig?
if yo girl
-has a ham for a head
-has flowing hair, meaty face, and a lovely eye
-a cutie pie
-her father being a simple man
that ain't yo girl, that's mf hamantha
Not funny didn't laugh
I did
【acethetic tea ぶ虞押 】 you don’t have the rights to have bob Ross as your pfp
【acethetic tea ぶ虞押 】 SHES STILL MY GIRL
*_FUCK YOU_*
@@aesthetictea5875 I did
You did really amazing on this!! I've always wanted to see this visualized, and your art style is so sweet. I love how you added to the story at the end with her death spreading. I always thought by ear, but really yours makes much more sense, going by how news is these days. Thank you so much and I look forward to seeing more of your work in the future 💜
Guys I just realized something. On 0:53. She’s a piece of ham. Performing Shakespeare.
*HAMLET*
Omfg, that’s clever
Mr Boss
Hamlet was named after his late son, Hamnet
GOD, *DAMN IT*
AHH-
Mr Boss how could you not fucking notice
Hamantha: Dies
Doctor: I'ma do what's called a pro gamer move
eating time
took a bite out of her face meat
TIME FOR A FEAST
Thanks Barack Obama
LOL Thanks For this Obama-
Hamantha is cute tbh,like bruh she's actually impossible to ignore.
yet again, like a twitter snowflake upset over someone white winning. i accuse you of wanting to frick a slab of ham.
Agree
THIS IS SO WELL DONE!! I love the face expressions and the artstyle literally getting CHILLS!!
Hamantha is so cute
She finally is a star 💫
I want an AU where hamantha never gets shot and instead gets cured
Yeah but like, then she's no longer hamantha
And now Amantha
I think everyone wants that
It might've been a play on curing ham to prepare it...
Well she may have tasted better cured
Nurse: which one is the ham?
Me: *the one that doesn’t have hair and a neck*
AnD a BoDy
@@dumberdoodles7628 and a p-
hunnii xoxo n o
@@chia9808 no
@@chia9808 n o s i r
“What if someone born with a ham head”
“-And what if it was a girl”
“*punch table* and her name would be HAMantha”
“Holy shit I’m going to make a song about it”
A very sad song about it
And that idea was from a man named Jack Stauber
That's how his mind work 😅
if she was a guy he would be named hamilton
That makes sense
They always ask who is Jack stauber but never how is Jack stauber 0:17
He looks like :I hate everything
He looks like he hates everything😭
Hamantha: finally getting her disease cured
The bullet: I'm gonna end this woman's whole career
The bullet: you're not allowed to do that
her disease wasan't getting cured Hamanta was getting cured.
even if the bullet missed the doc would have killed her and ate her head
@@nayninx7844
Salt and pepper and food
*I smell the pestilence inside you*
I think the dad named her Hamamtha so that bullies can’t make fun of her, cuz if her name was Samantha, kids would chant Hamantha every time they saw her, but if Hamantha is her name, no one can make fun of her name.
Or the father just did that to be jerk because the father could have named her anything and im pretty sure Hamantha and samantha where not his only options.
That is VERY wrong (Sorry if i sounded rude ;-;) her name is actually "SAMANTHA" But her bullies call her "HAMANTHA" To make fun of her but Hamantha is only her nickname and not her actual name, Her actual name is samantha
@@itzdreamiiemoonp2012 ohhh ok
@@itzdreamiiemoonp2012 I'm gonna need som proof chief
In some states it’s actually illegal to name your child something thats highly likely to get them bullied. A social disability it’s called
Man, the look on the father's face almost made me cry.
Same that part was heartbreaking
Same
Want some tissues? (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Wow. This must've taken super long to make. Props to you and great job!
this shows the true skill of Jack stauber. I feel genuine empathy and sadness for the father. Even though his daughter has a *ham* for a *head.* and there would be no way that a bullet wouldn't stray miles from that location. But still he killed his own daughter, and through the absurdity we find complex emotions.
“Hamantha was finally a star”
YOU GO GIRl *cries in ham language*
Ham. Such a glorious thing.
*Dies slowly while eating ham*
I'm pretty sure she spoke English
Saturn’s Cage Im NOT CRyiNG mY EyEs ArE juSt PiSsINg
*ham go hirl*
(Eats nicely cooked ham)
Everyone else at the funeral: excuse me what the fucc
Me: eats a nicely cooked ham
Everyone else at Hamantha's funeral: 🙀
SurprisedWallace.jpg
Lmao accurate
i really want to like this comment but it would be evil to
I hate everything about this comment
This looks like the animation you would imagine in your head and never actually do..
In short: IT'S AWSOME.
I love how serious the voice gets when Jack says “ *ham* ”
*✨h a m✨*
✨ *H A M* ✨
0:39 ✨ *H a m* ✨
H a m 💫
😐 h a m 😐
IT'S A FICTIONAL HAM GIRL WHY AM I CRYING
Cause she was cute
i'm crying too
Hamanthas head is real we just never new we were eating her
im also leaking from my eyeballs-
@@hungrylittlebeing120 ur comments gonna make me cry stop pls
This video tells us that we're different from one another, and some of us could be the same.
The line “but something else fell with the rain” is almost to perfect for a song about a girl with a ham head A L M O S T
Not only the rain. Not only the bullet. But also
Hamantha's dead body
Dad: *shoots at the sky*
God: *UNO REVERSE*
AHA
LMAO I-
Thats not how the reverse card works but ok
This genuinely made me laugh like an idiot
@@elliot98016 *deletes your knees*
Docter: casually eats his ham
Everyone else at the hospital: Dude wtf-
*appauled tom*
Samantha : *Pulls out uno reverse card*
Doctor : oh shi-
Yo it is a girl
The question is would it taste like actual ham or like human meat
Random kid at school with a disability:i want to be a show star!
The bullet shot by their father:
Disease*
Doctor: Your daughter has a head of ham
Dad: hehe
Mom: That's so unfortunate. Well, what should we name her?
Dad: Hamantha lol
Mom: Samantha? That's sweet
Dad: nah nah, Ya know, like ham. HAM-antha lol
Mom: Oh shit lol alright
then the mom left
*#shittyparents*
Nah the mom was I’m the dads place. The dad was sweet. But would agree
Or maybe it’s a cinderella type nickname
Kathryn Callon dude i should make my parents change my name from samantha to hamantha😳😳
" Hamanta was finally a star... "
I-I M NOT CRYING, Y-YOU ARE--
I didn't cry at that, I am a teen, and most teens have no heart
[Verse 1]
Life's extension lottery
Kind to some, but not to thee
Born with a rare and sad disease
She grew a ham where her head should be
[Pre-Chorus]
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dream was to be a famous star
But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going far
[Chorus]
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
[Verse 2]
Her father was a simple man
He wanted to help
"In any way that I can!"
Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
In the yard, he cursed God
And fired at the sky
[Pre-Chorus]
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain
And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain
[Chorus]
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
[Bridge]
Got a call from the doctor
He had some amazing news for her
He just developed a cure
If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her
Burst out the door, she was beaming
Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming
Finally free from her pain
But something else fell with the rain
A stray bullet shot by her father
Painlessly nested inside her
She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty
Of the life which once christened her body
[Interlude]
"Nurse
She’s... she's gone."
"Oh - oh dear."
"I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved
A cooked ham, as is customary for these... dark situations."
"Doctor - what - which one is the - which one is the ham?"
"I - I must go, I'm on break."
"Oh dear."
[Pre-Chorus]
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
At her time of death
The doc said "time to eat!"
So he took a bite out of her face meat
[Chorus]
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
[Post-Chorus]
Soaring infinitely through space
Hamantha's soul was graced
With a glance of our humble planet
At which she was amazed
The news of her untimely death
Had spread out near and far
And through her soul, the truth was whole
The dream had crossed the bar
Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star
Hamantha was finally a star
(From Genius Lyrics)
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How are you going to name the daughter?
Dad: "I'm gonna make the biggest dad joke in history"
And that kids, is why you don’t shoot at the clouds.
The docter was going to eat her anyway, to cure ham is to prepare it to eat, it was a double entendre
Yeah Alexander frocking hamilton
I mean it’s gonna come down someday
This man wanted to fight god and god literally just went "Imma do what's called a pro gamer move"
Ok sir *goes out of home* Whats tha- AAAAAAAH
I always thought that her father intentionally killed her, this brings a whole new meaning
@Eynx i dont get it. He didnt kill her? Wha
Mr Twist From Sudomemo why’d you think it was intentional? The lyrics clearly stated that it was an accident.
@@hammiarts Well first of all, she has a ham for a face, you would think that her life would be pretty miserable because of that and her father probably wanted to put her out of her misery. Second of all, I don't have a good ear for lyrics and I never really looked up lyrics prior to watching this.
the song put a lot of emphasis on him shooting at the sky, so to me it’s like the sky threw the bullet back at her to get payback for what her father did to it first
the accidental shot is probably correct but jdkdjd
Mr Twist From Sudomemo roast Mary
Jack isnt even trying to sing
BUT TIS GLORIOUS
That little bouncy animation on Hamantha is so adorable.
Do yall thinking what im thinking?
4:42
The nurse is like
*_wtf are you doing_*
But I guess I would be like that too
"Bruh"
I made the likes 666 you're welcome but I wanna know how the fuck he mixed the ham and hamantha up
This is my reaction when i see the doctor eat her darn face
nah i would be fine with the doctor eating his patient's face
*b4ūh*
I mean, the song isn't wrong. She was a cutie pie.
𝘾𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙢*
Ham
*was*
I mean she was a cutie ham
Simp.
*_Top Ten Anime Deaths_*
No, but really, this is sad.
true
Alexa play hamantha
I bet Mary ham killing poppy Gloria is gonna create bad stereotypes for people with her disease
How can i get sad by a ham ? only jack stauber.
OMG yes
2:30 I love how his voice sounds like that feels melancholic
Dad: *shoots at god*
God: no u
uno reverse card
🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️
*No u. No reverse card*
*XD*
What a boomer
Hamantha: *dies*
Doctor: *It’s free real estate*
**It's free meal estate
Mr. Red-Hat y e s
It’s free meal estate
Doctor was pulling the strings the whole time
Ikr what if there wasnt really a cure and he was gonna kill her eventually 🙇♀️
I thought that he accidentally ate her? He prepared Ham for his lunch and the nurse even asked "Which... Which one is the Ham-" and she got interrupted.
@@kuroe4369no, on purpose he was going to turn her into cured ham.
3 años y aun me da escalofrios 😢
Omg the nurses face at 4:41 kills me
Duck _Em I was looking for a comment of these exact words
Nurse: 👁o👁
But you know who it really kills?
Hamantha
Then the way the doctor looked over at 4:47 had me dead
You can tell the nurse is just both terrified and done with his crap
Hamantha: *going to doctor*
Bullet: I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move
Yeet
@@venusmoon8645 𝚢𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚊
360 noscope *bullet t bag
More like a noob gamer move because it killed hamantha.
@@TISMMMMSILLY I'm gonna do what's called a noob gamer move
0:07
can we all just appreciate that smooth ass animation right there
His hair it's just....
OOF THAT'S GOOD
I did
OOF I like this whole animation
Or how he looked at the father like : 'I hate you so much' (1:40)
Doc: Y’all want food? I got you.
Doc also: *LITERALLY PULLS OUT AN ENTIRE HAM WITH H..AAIIIIRRRRR*
Nurses: okay, I quit.
(God watching Hamantha’s Dad): He aims his pistol at the sky- WAIT
ChickenChan_ pfft
omg, i love the hampleton musical, just me or, did anyone else cry at the sons death, laffyets death, and hampiltions death?
I shot him right between his ribs.......
I walk twords him, but I am ushered away..
Katey The frickin noob they row him back across the Hudson
Imagine the dad after this
PTSD
And refusing to accept the fact that his daughter was dead
Constantly praying to God to bring her back
Right after he just 1v1 God...
Oh you mean the god he shot at? Yeah good luck buddy
Hopefully he’s feeling forgiving
@Jooniverse he turned jewish,
@@arvo-noon anna oop-
Lyrics:
[Intro]
(Go away!)
[Verse 1]
Life's extension lottery
Kind to some, but not to thee
Born with a rare and sad disease
She grew --a ham-- where her head should be
[Pre-Chorus]
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face, and a lovely eye
Her dream was to become a famous star
But at the rate she was goin, she wasn't going fa-a-ar
[Chorus]
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
[Break]
(Oh no!)
[Verse 2]
Her father was a simple man ( _Duh!_ )
He wanted to help, "in anyway that I can!"
Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face, and a lovely eye
Her dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain
And as he shot the clouds, it began to rain
[Chorus]
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
[Bridge]
Got a call from the doctor
He had some amazing news for her
He just developed a cure
If she hurried over now, he'd try it on her
Burst out the door, she was beaming
Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming
Finally freed from her pain
But something else fell with the rain
A stray bullet shot by her father
Aimlessly nested inside her
She fell to the sidewalk, now empty
Of the life which once christened her body
[Interlude]
{Doctor} "Nurse, s-she's... she's gone."
{Nurse} "O-oh.. dear"
{Doctor} "I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved, a cooked *_ham_* , as in customary for these... dark situations."
{Nurse} "U-uh, Doctor, what... which one is the... which... which one is the ham that--?"
{Doctor} "I-I must... I must go... I must... I must go, I'm on break."
{Nurse} "Oh dear."
[Pre-Chorus 3]
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
At the time of her death, the doc said, "Time to eat!"
So he took a bite out of her face meat
[Chorus]
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore ( La-la-oh...)
Hamantha, Hamantha,
So greedy we wanted more
[Outro]
Soaring infinitely through space
Hamantha's soul was graced
With a glance of our humble planet
At which she was amazed
The news at her untimely death
Had spread out near and far
And through her soul, the truth was whole
The dream had crossed the bar
Hamantha was finally a star
Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star
I appreciate this thank you
oh, i thought it said “so Grade-A we wanted more” as in Grade-A meat
I think it's "we took a bite out of her face meat"? But i dunno, that might just be me remembering wrong
There’s a “Hamantha had become a star” before the last 3 lines. Thought I’d mention it
@@buffmusicman yum how delicios
Jack; *”Hamantha was finally a star,”*
Subtiltes; *”those - car”*
5:46
Doctor: -casually eating ham-
Everyone else at Hamantha’s funeral: -that Tom & Jerry meme-
amngarden I think you mean the "unsettled tom" meme
Lancer what are you doing here lancer
@@Jaycheric uh oh-
@@Jaycheric lancer has cancer
@@streety6818 I thought Lancer was a dancer