The Ballad of Hamantha - Jack Stauber (fan animated music video)
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- Опубликовано: 8 апр 2019
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All the comments telling me the doctor is hot are banned to the bog of eternal stench
Kobalt Rad ...... the doctor. Is. Ho-NO WAIT IT WAS A JO-
Wait what the h xD
Ew yeah thanks for banding that 😂😂😂👌🏻
I think hamantha is hotter
Am i allowed to say that your profile picture looks like the doctor?
Jack: Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star.
Me: *sobs*
Me : **crys in the ham isle**
I now need to hide the fact I like this depressing song
The internet make her a star too a pron star
Taimir Nogales pron
Dude I got actual chills from those lines
"Painlessly nested inside her,"
*Shows Hamantha on the floor in pain*
Why would you do this to my heart.
shes not in pain bro she dead
kuerta I thought he said "aimlessly"
Edit: It is painlessly
probably just shocked by the impact
I like how it’s brutally heart breaking
Aimlessly
Let’s just appreciate the fact the father basically turned himself in out of guilt
thats the doctor not the dad
@@badmusicproducer_offical both of them
@@badmusicproducer_offical He did turn himself in, in one of the cuts, it says "Manslaughter charges dropped" 5:20
i love how jack is supposed to be the funeral receptor. it now makes sense that he is narrarating this story.
"Hamantha was finally a star"
*NOOOOO*
AUGH MY HEART
Hit me different 😔
AAa- that line was painful
It is so depressing...
“AuGh My HeArT”
Lol, that's hilarious
Hamantha:i want to be a famous st-
bullet: *_no_*
god: well no, but actually yes
bullet: but actually yes
These profile pics on this comment is beautiful
@Captain Shadowfox especially the cursed spinel pic
F
**just crying**
No, im not crying, i am cosplaying the river.
Bish no, I'm cosplaying as Deku
Wooooooosh
@@DiffStudioshuh?
Reminds me more of the ocean
@@DiffStudios what?
"Hamantha had become a star" why did I cry so hard at that
Death star *geeky sw music*
Father: wants to help daughter in any way possible
Also father: *names daughter hamantha*
Oof
i think she was originally named samantha,and the kids at school nicknamed her 'hamantha' and people called her that for the rest of her short life
Jeeeeez
William Hudson
*h a m a n t a*
ky oh, that makes sense
dad: **shoots sky**
sky: uno reverse card
Cyarrah *e🅱️ic oof*
Sky: YOU'VE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD!!
69 likes haha meme
God: lemme just reflect this bullet
*hits Hamantha*
God:diddly darn
400th like
It’s amazing how jack stauber is able to make us cry over simple and usually lovely things
Her father was a simple man
*”I saw a ham on her head so i named her Hamantha”*
Dad joke of the year
He named her Hamantha so she couldn't get bullied
I’ll eat her face instead
What do you mean the doctor already ate her
@@mantisanimationsshe was born with the ham so she was named Hamantha
"Hamantha was finally a star"
**crying like a baby**
UwU
Get noob
N FINGE SER GRINGO!!!!
@@aspressas os BR tão em todo lugar man kkkkk
Lemon Boy
*aAaAaAaAaAaAhHhHhHhhHHh*
The officers are more confused than serious. The guy on the left is like “Sorry, you ate a woman’s head?”
I like to imagine what it was like when they got there.
“So you said he ate her face right?”
“That is correct”
*Walks into operation room*
“Thats a fucking ham”
“No but look there’s a body attached to”
“...”
“...”
“So there is”
It was mostly like "bro what the fuck is wrong with you"
wo-ham*
"excuse me bitch you ate a a woman's head?"
"why couldn't you just get some ham??"
" *_im broke_* "
"How old was she?"
"Uhhhhh, 14, I think?"
"You ate a minor's head?"
"Yes???"
"That's even worse."
I always felt like this is jacks way of coping with a loss, but then again he's just an amazing storyteller
*its all fun and games until you realise the ending is technically cannibalism*
technically?
@@OwOnt Hamantha is technically a human
Hama that’s is technicsally a ham
Why does it taste most like pork
@@mantisanimationsshe is a human. She is not ham. Ham was part of her body
if yo girl
-has a ham for a head
-has flowing hair, meaty face, and a lovely eye
-a cutie pie
-her father being a simple man
that ain't yo girl, that's mf hamantha
Not funny didn't laugh
I did
【acethetic tea ぶ虞押 】 you don’t have the rights to have bob Ross as your pfp
【acethetic tea ぶ虞押 】 SHES STILL MY GIRL
*_FUCK YOU_*
@@aesthetictea5875 I did
Jack stauber talents:his voice. his strength. His abilty to make us cry over ham
YESS
Underrated comment if I do say so myself
His voice is so calming
Indeed
Ham
The play she was in was called Hamlet 😌💅
HAMilton 😌💅
She was also in Sweeney todd :)
OH.
@@samthegarbageman2876no.
@@samthegarbageman2876hamination
Lyrics:
Life's extension lottery
Kind to some, but not to thee
Born with a rare and sad disease
She grew - a ham - where her head should be
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dream was to be a famous star
But at the rate she was goin', she wasn't going fa-a-ar
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
Her father was a simple man (Duh!)
He wanted to help, "in any way that I can!"
Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain
And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
Got a call from the doctor
He had some amazing news for her
He just developed a cure
If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her
Burst out the door, she was beaming
Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming
Finally freed from her pain
But something else fell with the rain
A stray bullet shot by her father
Aimlessly nested inside her
She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty
Of the life which once christened her body
"Nurse, s-she's... she's gone."
"O-oh... oh dear."
"I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved, a cooked ham, as is customary for these... dark situations."
"U-uh, Doctor, what... which one is the... which... which one is the ham that-?"
"I-I must... I must go... I must... I must go, I'm on break."
"Oh dear."
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
At her time of death
The doc said "time to eat!"
So we took a bite out of her face meat
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore (La-la-oh...)
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
Soaring infinitely through space
Hamantha's soul was graced
With a glance of our humble planet
At which she was amazed
The news of her untimely death
Had spread out near and far
And through her soul, the truth was whole
The dream had crossed the bar
Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star
Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star
Hamantha: dies
Doctor: we eating good
Me *unsettled Tom meme*
"Finally some good fecking food"
*MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS*
Idk_im_ dahls 0_0 JAHWJWJSJAHIANSIA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Idk_im_ dahls Doctor: just a normal day eating one of my dead patients
Just Imagine Jack Stauber going in a conversation with a girl named Samantha then accidently said Hamantha and now we have this.
no
CaioDosgames 69
@@zomboss9242 Look, just because i have a Reddit account, doesn't mean i have to be there forever.
@@loudsketching No. Just no.
Hamantha's Origin Story Revealed
hamantha:*crying *
Dad:
*welp time to 1v1 god*
I love how the animation makes the song so much more emotional, I felt like I was gonna cry.
Thats why kids, you should never run in slowmotion
does dang cosplayers! always tryin run slow!
Its called walking LMAO
🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️
@@keiko7279 they know
📵
The nurse at the end was like:
Ó_Ò
Small Bean The doctor as well: :T
Hamantha was like O3
🕶️
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Purry Forn Alt More like O(
👁👄👁
4:59 This part 😭
He didn’t have a cure he had barbecue sauce😭😭
The original song was just a silly song about a doctor eating a ham girl.
The full song is the saddest thing ever.
Robert Lopez that’s jack stauber for you.
yes
I SEE U ROBERT MANION AJSJSK
W a i t.
1.2k likes.
T h a t I s w a y m o r e t h a n I h a v e e v e r g o t t e n
I can feel the clout.
Edit: 2.2k
Bro, I feel like a cutie pie at this point.
NGL if hamantha had succeeded in becoming a star shed have a show stopping performance as a....
cooked ham
I feel like she would have died anyway by the doctor.
"Just develop a cure"
Kinda seem like he literally wanted to eat her head from the start
yeah he wanted to make "cured ham"
he did want to eat her head from the start
cure is another way for saying preparing food
"Cured Ham"
@@corruptedghost4265 mORe LiKE sALteD hAm
Jack stauber is probably one of the most amazing and handsomest music creator. His songs will live for decades. His songs give creepy vibes, but my heart says "this is the best music ever"
Edit: im crying over ham... itll never be the same 😭 but we all know her beautiful spirit still roams
5:08 PaTIENTS? PATIENTS? MORE THaN ONE???
Oh
docter: eats hamantha
nurse: confused tom image
Its called unsettled Tom
●-●
me: eats a ham
everyone else at the hospital:●-●
@@streety6818 shhh woooshhh
@@doreentheflower8151 seriously he just fixed the name of the image so he understood the joke you dumbass
the shortened version of this song used to make me laugh because some girl had ham for a head
and then this
the full version comes out and i was sad for her :,(
FYI, most of the microsongs on Stauber’s channel have full songs behind them. You should be able to find them on Spotify or SoundCloud.
@@BLAZINFAST Oh hey, good to know, thanks.
@@BLAZINFAST i tried to look for his spotify
Same
@@BLAZINFAST Holy shit, really? I gotta find the full version of "Baby Hotline", "Doctor" and "Peppermint", I love those songs!
They always ask who is Jack stauber but never how is Jack stauber 0:17
Random kid at school with a disability:i want to be a show star!
The bullet shot by their father:
Dad: *shoots at god*
God: no u
uno reverse card
🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️
*No u. No reverse card*
*XD*
What a boomer
no one's talking about the fact jack is blinking naturally,, something u rarely see in animation. mad respect for the animator ughh
Blinking naturally?
Grammar Police some people’s blinking cycles look really weird and forced, but this person does it really well
I- it's not hard to do tho..
Jack actually never blinked in his videos
ShAdOwNoLi it is _kinda_ hard :/
He really made me cry over..
Ham
i love how the smoothest part of the animation is when jack stauber zooms in
Dad: * shoots sky *
God: *right back at ya, buckaroo*
Ok I can explain
Allison Islas- pfft-
Dad: *shoots sky*
God: right back at your daughter, buckaroo
@@absolutelyshmooie7086 *yes-*
P x x c h y what cut you off?
I knew she was gonna die but seeing it animated just made it even worse
I know the look of horror in the father eyes idk why I'm sad about it
@@toasted_coconut Especially after you see how happy she was about the doctor finding a cure for her
Ikr this messed me up
Same
Also it makes me feel for the dad because he wanted to help so much but he killed her. That made me cry XD
Omg the little bounce Hamantha's doing in the chorus-
Bru hamantha seems so freaking pure-
Moral: Don’t shoot aimlessly at the sky. Those bullets have to come down eventually.
And if someone _is_ shooting into the sky, you really should ask them to stop, and then wait until the bullets have stopped landing before running outside.
*The Ballad of Hamantha: a Gun Safety Parable*
Scratch-O *Ballad of Hamantha: A 5-minute spectacle about Gun safety*
No no no
The God did something called a PRO GAMER MOVE
Practically what I was thinking when I first heard this song .-.
Same with our boy A.Ham !
hamantha was a star, just not the way she thought she would be.
Mhm
Why is is the comment giving the sad version of nostalgia
@@vamp3740 gacha moment
Just like Van Gogh isn't it?
@@vamp3740 gacha moment
the fact that she was drawn as an even cutier pie than the song could describe makes this sadder
You did really amazing on this!! I've always wanted to see this visualized, and your art style is so sweet. I love how you added to the story at the end with her death spreading. I always thought by ear, but really yours makes much more sense, going by how news is these days. Thank you so much and I look forward to seeing more of your work in the future 💜
THE NURSE’S FACE WHEN THE DOCTOR EATS HAMANTHA’S FACE NEVER CEASES TO MAKE ME LAUGH
And the doctor was just like 😐
She looked so frikin confused and terrified
Likes are now 69, stop liking.
she went: 👁️👄👁️
👁_👁
Hamantha: **Is about to be cured**
Also Hamantha: *"Why do I still hear boss music?"*
What are you implying? Was her father the boss?
@@cking4869 Nah, God
you know, there is another meaning for the word cure, “to preserve meat with various methods like salting or cooking”
Hamantha*
Hey boss
May I have the ham please?
2:30 I love how his voice sounds like that feels melancholic
I love how Jack Stauber's face changes from serious in the beginning of this video to slightly sadder at the end
Imagine an alternative ending where the doctor accidentally ate the bullet and choke on it.
lonely phony LmaO
It'd be well deserved.
Yee
The led poisoning: *OI BRUV NO FOOD 4 U*
yes he deserves it
It’s been 10 months and I now realize the doctor wasn’t actually going to cure her but just turn her into cured ham
What
@@jacebagley3025 The doctor was a cannibal, He had eaten other patients and even if she wasn't ham he would've eaten her.
Holy heck you’re right 😭
Is there a pun intended?
based from the actual song or just this animation?
Juno Hamantha’s dad
🤝
Firing bullets into the sky
BAHAHHAHA NOOOO ALL YHESE TALLY HALL COMMENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME
I LOVE THIS ANIMATION SO MUCHH (idc if it was 4 years ago i still love it)
Father: why God WHY
God: *catches bullet
God: no you
"I'll make her a star, damnit"
The *U GAY TECHNIQUE* I LIKE IT.
@Lincoln Barnard I mean he aint wrong
Too early
😂
Hamantha:”dies”
Doctor: Finally some good fricking food.
nO
_W h e r e ' s t h e d u c k i n g l a m b s a u c e_
_let us cure this ham_
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*Gordam Ramsey could NEVER*
Wow. This must've taken super long to make. Props to you and great job!
His father was a "simple man"
The dad: *I'm going to name her hamantha due to her medical condition*
"Doctor Accused of Eating Patients"
PATIENTS.
HE'S DONE IT BEFORE!
Ariana M
Oh my- OH FUCK
How many hamanthas are there?
Baku Boi cannibalism
vore
Terrence The Wolf wut
Dad: *shoots at the sky*
God: *UNO REVERSE*
AHA
LMAO I-
Thats not how the reverse card works but ok
This genuinely made me laugh like an idiot
@@elliot98016 *deletes your knees*
I remember this is the first version of this I ever watched 😊 good job, I *was* and still *am* super impressed!
Jack; *”Hamantha was finally a star,”*
Subtiltes; *”those - car”*
5:46
The saddest thing is that the cure was probably a bait to eat her anyways
Well it said patients so yeah probably
Yeah to cure her meat to eat
@@defiantpenuts2107 but that's not in the original song, so it doesn't count
Isaac Cea some cured ham
-end my suffering-
He sent her out in a storm, I bet it was bait.
“Cursed god and shoot up at the sky”
that was his first mistake-
god: uno reverse
no his first mistake was naming his daughter HAMantha.
schuy Mac He probably named her Samantha, but then the kids at school nicknamed her “Hamantha”
because the fire nation attacked
666 likes
The sad face at the flowing hair bit 😭
It’s crazy how jack stauber can make us cry because of ham
“Hamantha was finally a star”
me: **weeping and crying like an idiot**
Same
499 making it 500
Hahaha das me
Same-
CAUSE ITS SAD
Guys I just realized something. On 0:53. She’s a piece of ham. Performing Shakespeare.
*HAMLET*
Omfg, that’s clever
Mr Boss
Hamlet was named after his late son, Hamnet
GOD, *DAMN IT*
AHH-
Mr Boss how could you not fucking notice
How are you going to name the daughter?
Dad: "I'm gonna make the biggest dad joke in history"
Hamantha: * dies *
Doctor: *now this is some serious gourmet shit*
I want an AU where hamantha never gets shot and instead gets cured
Yeah but like, then she's no longer hamantha
And now Amantha
I think everyone wants that
It might've been a play on curing ham to prepare it...
Well she may have tasted better cured
“What if someone born with a ham head”
“-And what if it was a girl”
“*punch table* and her name would be HAMantha”
“Holy shit I’m going to make a song about it”
A very sad song about it
And that idea was from a man named Jack Stauber
That's how his mind work 😅
if she was a guy he would be named hamilton
That makes sense
"Hamantha was finally a star."
Me: *crying*
I love it! It’s amazing! It’s really smooth!
She said:
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👕
👖
Ok
Bruh when she said
🍖
👕
👖
I felt that
no she say
🍖
👗
@@bugeatbark he said:
🍖
👕
👖
@@lighterman4131 i said:
🍖
👗
And the moral of the story is:
Bullets don't just disappear when you shoot up. Just shoot blanks
And maybe don't name your kid after their weird physical characteristic
And dont eat your patients fucking face off
sorry keep forgetting
I forgot bullets dont disappear into space when i shoot them into the air.
@@cocoacatto whay
@Jesus gaming IKR i think i am on my sixth hamantha and i always somehow find a gun in my fucking hand and a bullet inside her, on my fifth try i just fucking gave up and straight up shot her. won't do that again though.
Jack stauber is powerful enough to make us cry over a cyclops girl with a literal ham on its head
Petition to name a star hamantha
👇
this shows the true skill of Jack stauber. I feel genuine empathy and sadness for the father. Even though his daughter has a *ham* for a *head.* and there would be no way that a bullet wouldn't stray miles from that location. But still he killed his own daughter, and through the absurdity we find complex emotions.
That epic moment when you literally eat your patient,
CIpunPHER Epic gamer moment 😎😎😎
Epic victory royale
@@ohvice VERY epic gamer moment 😎😎😎😎
He planned to from the start, cured ham.
I shouldn't laugh at this
i cannot tell you how much this song made me cry (good job on the animation!)
I always interpreted Hamantha as being about disability. People laugh at her condition, people cry for her situation, her father wants the best for her, her father ends up killing her. She's stuck somewhere in the social ladder where people praise her bravery to pursue her dreams, yet keep too distanced from her to let those dreams come true. Her father, no matter how hard he tries to give Hamantha the support she needs, still makes it about himself and regularly takes out the anger that should've been his daughter's. He doesn't let her seek the treatment that would make her feel so much better, mentally and physically. He says that she's beautiful as she is and doesn't need it, ignoring the reason she asked for it in the first place. And when all this reaches its natural conclusion, people say, "Oh, how tragic". People say "if only someone could have done something" when they could've done it themselves. People remember Hamantha as a tortured artist, someone that couldn't be saved, when in reality all it would've taken was a little support. They could've reached out, they could've watched her shows, they could've called her anything but Hamantha, they could've chipped in for the resources Hamantha needed, they could've told her they were a fan of hers and clapped after her performances, they could've given her a safe space, but no-one considers any of that. They don't even feel the slightest pang of guilt, the tiniest bite of responsibility for her downfall, because they "didn't do anything wrong." Because Hamantha got what she wanted, right? Now she's famous. Now she's the star she always wanted to be. Hardly anyone considers that maybe, just *maybe* , she wanted to be happy. That like the many non-disabled people aspiring to be celebrities, she would've settled for a job she doesn't hate that pays the bills, people she could consider friends and family, and a place she could consider home. Nobody realises that if her parents were better educated and had access to the resources Hamantha needed, she wouldn't have died so young. Nobody thinks about the notion that her parents didn't realise what they were signing up for, that they probably weren't even the best parents to her. People give their condolences to her mother and father, but Hamantha never got any. Nobody realises where they went wrong, not even the people that brought her into this world, the very people she was supposed to be able to lean on no matter what. Her parents never realise that they should've done better, because everyone excuses them for saying "I was only doing my best!". They never realise that 'their "best"' wasn't enough. No-one does. And even after all this, when those same people see someone in a similar situation, a kid who's different and confused and gets bullied at school, a kid who's convinced there's something wrong with them, a kid who's struggling with things that people don't even understand the concept of, everyone does the same thing. Nothing. Everyone keeps going through their routines like nothing's wrong, like everyone's life is great. Nobody learns ANYTHING from Hamantha's story, she's just shoved further and further back into the public's mind as new headlines pop up. When anyone mentions her, people go "Oh, yeah, the sad ham girl," and move on. Hamantha, an entire person with opinions and dreams and a personality, is reduced to the sad ham girl. She could have been someone. She could've changed the world for the better.
She could've been happy.
Sorry I got carried away with this lol but thanks for reading it!
Docter: casually eats his ham
Everyone else at the hospital: Dude wtf-
*appauled tom*
Samantha : *Pulls out uno reverse card*
Doctor : oh shi-
Yo it is a girl
The question is would it taste like actual ham or like human meat
This is amazing and you deserve so much more
I love the Jack Stauber animate :3
And de video is super COOL c:
“Hamantha was finally a star”
YOU GO GIRl *cries in ham language*
Ham. Such a glorious thing.
*Dies slowly while eating ham*
I'm pretty sure she spoke English
Saturn’s Cage Im NOT CRyiNG mY EyEs ArE juSt PiSsINg
*ham go hirl*
I mean, he may have accidentally caused her death, but can we just appreciate the fact that Hamantha's father was straight up trying to 1v1 god himself for his daughters sake?
The meta is broken God needs to be nerfed
Any loving parent would 1v1 anyone for their children
And god won lol
And also he make funny sound affect when “her father was a simple man” is mentioned
God really said, "I giveth, and I can taketh"
This is amazing! I love your art style.
I like how doc stared at nurse at 4:47
He is like "Bruh who ya callin' girl"
Hamantha: Dies
Doctor: I'ma do what's called a pro gamer move
eating time
took a bite out of her face meat
TIME FOR A FEAST
Thanks Barack Obama
LOL Thanks For this Obama-
(Eats nicely cooked ham)
Everyone else at the funeral: excuse me what the fucc
Me: eats a nicely cooked ham
Everyone else at Hamantha's funeral: 🙀
SurprisedWallace.jpg
Lmao accurate
i really want to like this comment but it would be evil to
I hate everything about this comment
i cry every time. IT JUST GETS ME
they was he mentioned how she was constantly not unnoticed but people still ignored her is crazy.
IT'S A FICTIONAL HAM GIRL WHY AM I CRYING
Cause she was cute
i'm crying too
Im not ,,,
Hamanthas head is real we just never new we were eating her
im also leaking from my eyeballs-
Man, the look on the father's face almost made me cry.
Same that part was heartbreaking
Same
Want some tissues? (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Me who has watched this over 10 times is here in my room crying my little heart out.
The way the father turned himself in🥺