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  • @epsilonstudios2014
    @epsilonstudios2014 5 лет назад +2015

    “This World doesn’t need a Hero”.
    “It needs a professional”.
    - Geralt of Rivia

    • @bonbondurjdr6553
      @bonbondurjdr6553 5 лет назад +47

      Proceeds to save people.
      Anti-heroes are so pretentious.

    • @wandowander9360
      @wandowander9360 5 лет назад +39

      @@bonbondurjdr6553
      Just because they hate the ideas of heroes doesn't mean they should let people die if it can be helped ofcourse

    • @Paerigos
      @Paerigos 5 лет назад +8

      Well I do hope there are some Griffins out there still...

    • @josephmoffatt4696
      @josephmoffatt4696 5 лет назад +6

      Yes it needs a professional hero to clean up the muck that is the Witcher world (I mean the setting is dark not the content being bad)

    • @ProteanDev
      @ProteanDev 5 лет назад +1

      Yup.

  • @vichodeivis1219
    @vichodeivis1219 5 лет назад +1599

    Plot twist: the witcher code of conduct exists mostly because Geralt repeated it over and over again so people would leave him alone

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +123

      Jup Geralt invented it

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 5 лет назад +80

      That’s actually what happened.

    • @thil2894
      @thil2894 5 лет назад +62

      @@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 Sorry to disrupt you Citizen. but I heard you called yourself the emperor of mankind… Could you... clarify... this statement because we all know there is only ONE emperor… The Emperor of Mankind.

    • @bakedgoods7116
      @bakedgoods7116 5 лет назад +82

      @@thil2894 You're looking at Medieval Fantasy Emperor, Space Emperor is over yonder *Points at dessicated corpse on a throne*

    • @NerdName1
      @NerdName1 5 лет назад +46

      @@bakedgoods7116 SAY CORPSE EMPREROR ONE MORE TIME, HERETIC! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

  • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
    @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +1334

    Actually there is no witchers code, Geralt invented it to deny Contracts he dosent like.

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 5 лет назад +252

      Technically there is a rule that states not to accept contracts targeting humans and non humans. Not that the Cats ever payed it mind.

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 5 лет назад +174

      Also Witcher’s do what they can to maintain their neutrality and not get involved in wars or political disputes. Something Geralt always manages to do anyway.

    • @timtim6373
      @timtim6373 5 лет назад +30

      They’re are more likely instilled certain morals and codes of conduct through there training most likely depending on the teacher.

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 5 лет назад +15

      Tim Tim a certain quote from Barbosa comes to mind doesn’t it?

    • @Paerigos
      @Paerigos 5 лет назад +41

      @@1stcaptainraldoron538 Well - I remember the end of Witcher I game where Foltests offers a contract on Salamandra - and Geralt is like "But the code... 12000!"
      But to put it bluntly - the code seems to be a convention witcher might or might not adhere to.
      Djikstra was the one who understood it perfectly in the end.

  • @MikiWarhammer40k
    @MikiWarhammer40k 5 лет назад +451

    "Once we were many. Now we are few. Hunters. Killers of the worlds filth. Witchers, the ultimate killing machines."

  • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
    @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +364

    To everyone who says Witchers don't have two swords in the books that's just wrong, they just don't always carry around their silver sword because it's to fragile for that (Geralt at one point dosent parry a strike from a human because he dosent want his silver sword to be damaged)
    . Witchers just generally only carry their Witchers Razor (a super light Metroid steel sword) but every Witcher has a silver sword too as proven by the following quote: ‘You ask what I believe in, in that case. ‘I believe in the sword. ‘As you can see, I carry two. Every witcher does. It’s said, spitefully, the silver one is for monsters and the iron for humans. But that’s wrong. As there are monsters which can be struck down only with a silver blade, so there are those for whom iron is lethal. And Iola, not just any iron, it must come from a meteorite. What is a meteorite, you ask? It’s a falling star. You must have seen them - short, luminous streaks in the night. You’ve probably made a wish on one. Perhaps it was one more reason for you to believe in the gods. For me, a meteorite is nothing more than a bit of metal, primed by the sun and its fall, metal to make swords.~The last wish

    • @zumzoom6368
      @zumzoom6368 5 лет назад +14

      If I'm not mistaken in later books he says that he invented the story about meteorite, and it's just specially forged dwarven sword.

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +3

      @@zumzoom6368 I'm currently Reading sword of Destiny

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +3

      @T R well yeah copy pasting from the books

    • @SMiki55
      @SMiki55 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, he said magnetite is almost as good but way cheaper than meteorite

    • @MyH3ntaiGirl
      @MyH3ntaiGirl 5 лет назад +3

      @T R that was call quote, hence the " "

  • @bomba1905
    @bomba1905 5 лет назад +704

    Witchers are just grimdark, supernatural, mediveal ghost busters.

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 5 лет назад +43

      Person: did you find it? did you get it?
      Geralt: I came, i saw, i kicked its ass

    • @JohnnyElRed
      @JohnnyElRed 5 лет назад +19

      More like pest exterminators.

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 5 лет назад +4

      Na he's not wrong.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, it's true...
      Geralt has no dick.

    • @RouxAroo666
      @RouxAroo666 5 лет назад +11

      I saw them more like Fantasy UNSC Spartans. Children raised to be killers and put through deadly mutations and biological modifications to turn them into the perfect killing machines.

  • @blindoutlaw
    @blindoutlaw 5 лет назад +573

    No Witcher ever died in his beds
    - Common Witcher saying

    • @mmyr8ado.360
      @mmyr8ado.360 5 лет назад +47

      A witcher living in Novigrad aims to be the first

    • @ragnerschwarzmane3412
      @ragnerschwarzmane3412 5 лет назад +13

      Le’ts hope his past won‘t come to haunt him...

    • @TepidTurtleWater
      @TepidTurtleWater 5 лет назад +6

      Do they have two beds the same way that they have two swords?

    • @madmalkavian3857
      @madmalkavian3857 5 лет назад +6

      TIME TO BE THE FIRST! *Ties mattress to self*

    • @offduty23
      @offduty23 5 лет назад +2

      But a couple of them have died in someone else's.

  • @Audiotrocious
    @Audiotrocious 5 лет назад +315

    When in doubt, kill it with Igni

    • @hippiehippo9030
      @hippiehippo9030 5 лет назад +14

      Ingi spam intensifies.

    • @locutus155
      @locutus155 5 лет назад +15

      Except near a cliff top, then Ardd his arse over the edge.

    • @madmalkavian3857
      @madmalkavian3857 5 лет назад +7

      Also yrden ghosts.

    • @DanteKG.
      @DanteKG. 5 лет назад +6

      Try it on a fire elemental, works wonders on your health bar

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 5 лет назад +1

      David Nikolić but was there doubt? I would believe one would have enough common sense to know to avoid such a tactic.

  • @gzer0x
    @gzer0x 4 года назад +22

    “A Witcher will tell you they are both for monsters” is chilling. Great delivery XD

  • @b_g_c3281
    @b_g_c3281 5 лет назад +48

    You have one of *_the ABSOLUTE BEST_* voices for narration/voice-over.
    *_Truly._*

  • @rramos117
    @rramos117 5 лет назад +69

    Crafting grandmaster armor from every Witcher school is still one my favorite gaming memories.

    • @danieleriksson5587
      @danieleriksson5587 4 года назад +1

      Yeah man, I remember grinding for all the crafting materials needed and finding them blueprints. Good times!

    • @criticalfumble1981
      @criticalfumble1981 4 года назад

      Exept from Wolf school armour :(

    • @danieleriksson5587
      @danieleriksson5587 4 года назад +1

      @@criticalfumble1981 Yup that armor looks like crap tbh

    • @criticalfumble1981
      @criticalfumble1981 4 года назад

      @@danieleriksson5587 yeah but as a completionist at heart it was disappointing that we couldnt get the armour

    • @danieleriksson5587
      @danieleriksson5587 4 года назад

      @@criticalfumble1981 True

  • @zolwik1999
    @zolwik1999 5 лет назад +170

    There never was any Witcher code, Geralt just came up with it so he could deny easier contracts he didn't want to take, and to be respected more as a "man with rules" (he was kinda insecure about how people see him when he was younger).
    Also only magic or cursed monsters (werewolfs, striga etc.) were sensitive to silver. Geralt used steel sword against most of his opponents, also monsters. In the books after losing his silver sword he used mostly one, enchanted dwarven sword. But it got dumbed down in the games, so players wouldn't have to check in beastionary every monster to know which sword to use against them.
    Also humans are monsters yada yada yada, sure

    • @h4xorzist
      @h4xorzist 5 лет назад +13

      Spoiler warning: You mean after the time he was fresh out of training and saved a girl from gang rape but gored a bit to much, so anyone that didn't already took a run for it there was in a mental state to revere his heroism? Left quite an impression on him and a habit of keeping guts off potential clients.

    • @TS111WASD
      @TS111WASD 3 года назад

      Yeah stfu, we all know the games are better.

  • @uncledoctor6920
    @uncledoctor6920 5 лет назад +42

    With how much Geralt breaks tradition by using a crossbow, axes, knives, chains, and fists to fight, I can see other schools doing the same thing, the Bear school isn't too far off from using shields with how much they rely on heavy armor.

    • @victormelendez2332
      @victormelendez2332 4 года назад

      He was trained by school of the wolf, the school teaches them brotherhood. Yet he Geralt is a loner, he's kinda rouge. Well what the point of following the rules if the order of the Witcher has been tarnished and diminished by the people of the society that hates them.

  • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
    @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +255

    This definitely has my consent, especially as I'm currently Reading the sword of Destiny

  • @DerickMasai
    @DerickMasai 4 года назад +19

    I absolutely love how you ended the essay. "A witcher will tell you that both are meant for monsters" i.e there isn't any distinction between the two in their eyes. Amazing wordplay.

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 5 лет назад +308

    I’m a simple man. I see Witcher on my RUclips feed I press like.

    • @Ezullof
      @Ezullof 5 лет назад +2

      People still using this meme unironically in 2019.

    • @geemcspankinson
      @geemcspankinson 5 лет назад +1

      "Meme"

  • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
    @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +277

    "How do you like that silver "

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 5 лет назад +7

      i think my game glitched one time i was fighting bandits and i hear "How do you like that silver" in the middle of fighting i caught that, went into the defensive stance and checked to make sure i was using the steel sword. i was indeed using the steel

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +31

      @@devildavin He does that sometimes, he once said "Your an ugly bastard" when fighting a copy of himself (Doppler ) in my game 🤣

    • @maestreiluminati87
      @maestreiluminati87 5 лет назад +1

      Damn you're ugly

    • @rexblaze4
      @rexblaze4 5 лет назад

      Said this to a Mud Hag 10+ levels above me when exploring. I legged out of there so fast.

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 4 года назад

      @@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 Plot twist Geralt hates himself and thinks all bandits are Higher Vampires or Dopplers perhaps green or golden Dragons!

  • @Nubii0_23
    @Nubii0_23 5 лет назад +94

    “Winds howling”

  • @Tonius126
    @Tonius126 5 лет назад +66

    How do you expect the Bear school to stand agaisnt a cabal of higher vampires, thats a contract that a Witcher would always avoid.

    • @sujimayne
      @sujimayne 5 лет назад +13

      Well, peasants are known to be ignorant.

  • @user-qy5gw4lm4t
    @user-qy5gw4lm4t 5 лет назад +257

    When the game released
    People: but the book said!!!
    .
    When the Netflix series released
    Gamers: But the game said!!!

    • @MyH3ntaiGirl
      @MyH3ntaiGirl 5 лет назад +42

      Not really, but fucking triss....wtf

    • @JxKITCH
      @JxKITCH 5 лет назад +4

      Yes, really

    • @antonironstag5085
      @antonironstag5085 5 лет назад +11

      @@MyH3ntaiGirl I agree. Triss was my favourite because I love redheads.

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 4 года назад +5

      @@antonironstag5085 say what you will about the cast's looks, they play their parts very well

    • @antonironstag5085
      @antonironstag5085 4 года назад +15

      @@cossaizy6309 True, but I still prefer Triss as a redhead.

  • @wolfwilkopter2231
    @wolfwilkopter2231 5 лет назад +77

    "What are you doing?!"
    "Killing... Monsters!"

  • @KHRification
    @KHRification 5 лет назад +126

    Whelp. Time to replay TW3 it’s about that time.

    • @andreguimaraes4355
      @andreguimaraes4355 5 лет назад +8

      I am finishing the second one and will begin the third. Reading the last two books as well. Need to finish everything before the shows airs up in 20th December

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 5 лет назад

      I just finished the main and expansion campaigns after three years of on and off playing. Is currently sweeping Toussaint, Novigrad, and Skellige of contracts and horse races. :)

  • @doom7ish
    @doom7ish 5 лет назад +121

    One of these days the Templin Institute is going to get caught walking into other Dimensions.
    And it might be the SCP Foundation that finds out.

    • @phetproductions5818
      @phetproductions5818 5 лет назад +9

      Who's to say they are not one and the same?

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 5 лет назад

      @@phetproductions5818 are you sure about that?

    • @samuellennon1984
      @samuellennon1984 5 лет назад +12

      The foundation cannot hope to catch the institute. We are everywhere. All realities, all possibilities. We are even in the lovecraftian universe. Soon our plan will be put into motion. Kneel before the voice that whispers in the ear of the Emperor of the Imperium! The voice that gently whispered in Sauron's ear to turn his gaze away from Mount Doom and away from the ring! Kneel before the puppet masters who set the Tyrium against earth in order to advance our species! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTERS!!

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 5 лет назад +8

      @@samuellennon1984 *Bonks you on the head*
      Stop that.

    • @Jak239JC
      @Jak239JC 5 лет назад +4

      @@doom7ish The thing is with how much the Templin Institute knows, it does feel they do have some control.

  • @ohkabomb917
    @ohkabomb917 5 лет назад +34

    The Templin Institute is like the Intelligence organization of the Multiverse Union government.

  • @jezusbloodie
    @jezusbloodie 5 лет назад +357

    By the way, are we ever getting an atlas video on the fictional realm named Finland?

    • @falco6121
      @falco6121 5 лет назад +30

      I want one on Wyoming

    • @az12223
      @az12223 5 лет назад +10

      @@falco6121 pfff nobody gives a shit about the states

    • @Damo2690
      @Damo2690 5 лет назад +3

      Or Denmark

    • @ThatRatBastard
      @ThatRatBastard 5 лет назад +6

      They can't do any research, all the snow stops shooting Russians when they come by.

    • @Paerigos
      @Paerigos 5 лет назад +2

      Well it will probably be under one of GTU commisariats...

  • @Apollo-tj1vm
    @Apollo-tj1vm 5 лет назад +39

    Monster Hunting is a complicated profession. Wouldn't you agree?

    • @MH-yc5pr
      @MH-yc5pr 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah and pays terribly, I mean imagine going through the trials of the grasses(3 out of every 10 survive) and then years of training and learning, to risk your life for measly amount of crowns, looked down upon society as a freak. But...still a damn bitchin cool profession.

    • @Apollo-tj1vm
      @Apollo-tj1vm 5 лет назад +8

      @@MH-yc5pr This is the way

    • @MH-yc5pr
      @MH-yc5pr 5 лет назад +2

      @@Apollo-tj1vm This is the path

    • @Scandium52
      @Scandium52 5 лет назад

      That ending with the Darksaber though!

    • @DanteKG.
      @DanteKG. 5 лет назад

      @@MH-yc5pr in case you missed it, it was a Mandalorian reference

  • @ShahbazBokhari
    @ShahbazBokhari 5 лет назад +10

    Templin Institute vids need to be mandatory watching for anyone in the film Industry looking to do any adaptation shenanigans.

  • @adamceviche1166
    @adamceviche1166 5 лет назад +13

    There will come a time when the Sun will set and my Life will end . . . but until then I will Love Witchers with every breath ! Thank you for this work of art - great job:)

  • @str_brst8979
    @str_brst8979 5 лет назад +15

    3:50 they didn't "consume" a potion, they were injected with multiple concoctions, after that (provided they even survive this) they get injected with mutagens

    • @oliversmith8186
      @oliversmith8186 4 года назад

      I thought they drank a tea for the beginning of the Grasses and then are injected

    • @anthony-vp3dq
      @anthony-vp3dq 3 года назад

      @@oliversmith8186 Lol no they are injected with the concoctions which primes their body for change by essentially destroying it and then injected with mutagens which reforms their body and mind to be a witcher

  • @BarnsOfChris
    @BarnsOfChris 3 года назад +9

    I like the idea behind the viper school and it would have been a great addition in the game lore if given more room. Despite their name suggests they've originated to be explorers and watchers of the dimensions, before they were aquitted by the rising nilfgaardian empire to become agents in its service. I also think letho and his companions are the most intriguing witchers besides geralt, too bad they haven't had a place in the books. Letho isn't just an imperial assassin, he's still a witcher loyal to his school as are his late(st) brothers auckes and serrit.
    Seriously it was a missed opportunity for andrej to not include other witcher schools in the lore, the games as well as gwent did expand on that, but still I feel it came too late, especially the fact that most witcher schools are already long extinct.

  • @relogos
    @relogos 5 лет назад +48

    Concerning Swords.
    Actually, they are both for monsters as the iron one is made from special meteoric alloys that hurt certain monster. Some monsters are just weak again silver and some against meteoric iron.

    • @thil2894
      @thil2894 5 лет назад +10

      I Always saw it as a metaphor… the humans being as monstrous as the monsters hunted down by the witchers etc.

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +13

      Actually Geralt just considers some humans to be monsters as well , as he said a few pages before that that his first monster was a middle aged human trying to rape a girl near Ker Morhem

    • @sujimayne
      @sujimayne 5 лет назад +1

      Both are for monsters. No, mot because humans are monsters (I swear I'll vomit if I hear it one more time) but because only monsters of magical nature are sensitive to silver. Silver swords are fragile compared to their dwarven-forged and enchanted steel counterparts, so 90% lf the time Witchers will use the steel sword, to the point where they don't evem carry the silver one on their person unless they know they'll be facing off with something that silver can harm.

  • @Lele-ni4mv
    @Lele-ni4mv 4 года назад +3

    Good video, but it has a detail about the viper school, Emhyr not only promised glory, he promised to rebuild the school, because it had been devastated by the usurper's armies years before

  • @fern1009
    @fern1009 2 года назад

    The intro of this video is such good fuel for a DM to setup a world where adventurers are needed.

  • @Houston810
    @Houston810 5 лет назад +2

    The intro on this video was so relaxing and cool, never change it

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 5 лет назад +14

    "Surely only a devil could derive pleasure from suffering and pain."
    I dunno, man. I've played the games. There seem to be plenty of supposedly normal people who get a lot of pleasure out of causing suffering.

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao 5 лет назад

      The worst monsters are the ones that look just like us.

  • @stefankusniez9271
    @stefankusniez9271 5 лет назад +8

    I am from thed school of Hamster. Feared and laught at at the same time. Tho less known.
    Do not underestimate the Hamsters!

  • @StarFlame_228
    @StarFlame_228 3 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @BP-dn9nv
    @BP-dn9nv 2 года назад +1

    I hope that the next Witcher game lets us pick our school akin to how we could pick a backstory in Cyberpunk.

  • @juzojuzo1806
    @juzojuzo1806 5 лет назад +32

    jedi order, the medieval edition

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 5 лет назад +2

      diffrence being people liked the Jedi

    • @juzojuzo1806
      @juzojuzo1806 5 лет назад +16

      @@devildavin they didnt really, they were seen as some who steal children, have no compassion, are just medlers and towards the end, being warmongers

  • @DagothDaddy
    @DagothDaddy 5 лет назад +19

    With the news that there may be a 4th witcher game I think an awesome system would be something simmilar to Dragon ages origin system where you pick which school you are from and that effects how people react to you and what stats you start with

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +2

      Almost all schools are destroyed tough, I personally hope your playing as Ciri (because I always preferred her combat mechanics over Geralts )

    • @GHOSTTIEF
      @GHOSTTIEF 5 лет назад +1

      Yes I hope it set in the past when the the Witchers were barely making a name for themselves

    • @nycto5335
      @nycto5335 5 лет назад

      It'd be cool if the game was set in the past when Witchers were more common and we'd get the ability to make our own but I doubt it. Making a game about Ciri seems like the most likely choice tho 🤷‍♂️

    • @sujimayne
      @sujimayne 5 лет назад

      Pretty sure that the next Witcher game won't be following Geralt of Rivia anymore and it might be a prequel set in the "golden age of Witchers" where Witchers weren't despised by common folk and all of Witcher schools thrived.

    • @valen123456
      @valen123456 4 года назад

      Good idea. Maybe set in the time when the witcher schools are starting to diminish and be assaulted. Each school/character has to deal at some point with the fall of their school i.e. Cat are driven out in opening scene and must adapt to a new nomadic lifestyle, Bear school are destroyed mid game and the character goes on a quest to find the truth, Wolf character story ends in the attack on Kaer Morhen, fighting the invading mob to the last.

  • @harvestingreaper
    @harvestingreaper 5 лет назад +8

    You know, as someone who had a chance to live through it, they say the trial of the grasses takes away your emotions. They say it supreses them. But look at the survival statistics... Imagine having a group of 15 people, training with them, eating with them, sleeping with them and then losing them over night. And it isn't even the strongest ones that survive... Sometimes your great great grand dad was a product of an elf and a human and your blood is not resilient enough to handle the mutagens and you end up dying. The most promising of the bunch. The one everyone looked up to etc.
    It's what happens to the rest that grows the survivors dead inside. And I'm not just talking during the trials. Great you've survived! Awesome job! And then two days later you find your best friend dead in a ditch because his liver gave out and his body could not adapt fast enough to the mutagens...
    Look it ain't all dark grey either. The wolves train as a pack... They survived cause they pitched in together and worked to survive and rebuild. They are dangerous with a sword but they truly shine when the blade is actually a jaw full of blades.
    The cats took up a caravan. You know why? Cause cats love to party. And partying friends are best friends. Losing those sets you on a revenge path. Be it monsters or kings.
    Vipers carry around knives? HAH! I've seen a Viper with a mace, just as fast and sneaky. No poison, just a loud thud... Followed by the inevetable snort of fistec. Seen a witcher that goes berserk if he drank a potion because his phisiology got screwed over on the table. And he's a grand master!
    Gotta give Griffins one thing... Never saw such focus to learn anywhere else... But I'll be damned if it doesn't extend to the bottom of a bottle.
    And Bears? That's a rowdy bunch I'll tell you that much. Seen a Bear school witcher tear appart a ghoul limb from limb with his hands. And he was playing "likes me, likes me not"
    Actually you know why you never see more than one bear in the same place? It's cause they meet the fuck away from everyone. Two bears are enough to punch a fiend to death so they ain't worried.
    They just gather around a campfire in the middle of nowhere and drink their asses off while singing loudly before continuing on next morning. And let me tell you... they can carry a lot of weight.
    The Bears are a family... each and every one of them would run a continent to help the other if they knew the other needed help.

  • @porlae
    @porlae 5 лет назад +353

    Steel for Humans, Silver for Monsters, Gold for the Witcher

    • @silverrain530
      @silverrain530 5 лет назад +25

      Toss a coin to your Witcher!

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 лет назад +3

      And bananas for tigers :D

    • @samuraicupcake289
      @samuraicupcake289 4 года назад +3

      @@silverrain530 oh valley of plenty oh ohoh

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +5

      Great joke. But using opportunity I need explain that Witcher's usually carry and use only the steel sword for monsters. Not only the two legged kind. Silver sword is used only occasionally against cursed specters like vampires, werewolf's and other abominations born from dark magic (spikes on they lather jackets are also silver, to defend them from those superficially). It is more akin in design to Carolingian broad sword and mostly useless in regular combat, as silver is extremely soft. So blade of it is short, thick and dull. Which is why it for the most time it is strapped to the horse. Still the legend is nitty!

    • @masterblaster7484
      @masterblaster7484 3 года назад +3

      @@TheRezro If you ask Zoltan Chivay about your Silver Sword in the first game he tells you that it’s essentially just a steel sword coated in silver.

  • @chrisgreen6222
    @chrisgreen6222 5 лет назад +34

    Next dossier: worf son of mogh

    • @gamiezion
      @gamiezion 5 лет назад +1

      *also casts his vote for worf, son of mogh*

  • @davidcaro2986
    @davidcaro2986 5 лет назад +4

    Witchers: Create supersoldier killing machines
    Also witchers: get killed by a mob of pissed peasants (twice)

  • @chriswhittington9552
    @chriswhittington9552 5 лет назад +1

    That last line nailed it for me!

  • @ICoulntThinkofAUserNam547
    @ICoulntThinkofAUserNam547 5 лет назад +2

    content that the title reflects begins at 6:20

  • @Vhailor_Mithras
    @Vhailor_Mithras 5 лет назад +19

    The Code is more of a Guide-line.

    • @Izznogood76
      @Izznogood76 5 лет назад +2

      Arr that be true!
      Cpt. H.Barbossa

    • @joshbrandt4384
      @joshbrandt4384 4 года назад

      Hello there pirates fandom :)
      But yesssss

  • @Sam-ep2yo
    @Sam-ep2yo 5 лет назад +1

    The Conjuction of the Spheres brought magic and monsters into the Continent...
    But hey, it also brought Templin. So it ain't too bad.

  • @redmondthealien7840
    @redmondthealien7840 3 года назад +1

    Silver for monsters, steel for men, gold for the witcher.

  • @darkcommando3
    @darkcommando3 6 месяцев назад

    Wind’s howling
    -Geralt of Rivia

  • @Engine33Truck
    @Engine33Truck 4 года назад

    It always makes me chuckle how similar people in the Witcher universe are to the real world. People detest the fact that witchers do vital work, but not for free. But it’s like the dude in the Cookbag Bog said: “why, even an ox won’t plow a field for free”.

  • @trashynecromancer1155
    @trashynecromancer1155 5 лет назад

    10/10 Uniform design for the Templin Institute

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment 5 лет назад +30

    You forgot School of the Snail on that list

  • @tristanunsay2182
    @tristanunsay2182 4 года назад +3

    Years later when Ciri and other Witchers take on more apprentices, they'll view Mutagen Witchers of the past as Gods. New Witchers would just be specially trained warriors without the superhuman abilities

  • @ot3770
    @ot3770 5 лет назад

    So glad you two are back!

  • @user-fg6be8gr1e
    @user-fg6be8gr1e 5 лет назад +9

    6:27 -> skips to the content you came here for

  • @soullessone9905
    @soullessone9905 5 лет назад +2

    I really want to know what survives in the dessert. The Manticore School would be the most fierce imho

  • @kupper123
    @kupper123 5 лет назад +1

    I'm a simple man, I see a new video by The Templin Institute, I click.

  • @Corusame
    @Corusame 5 лет назад +1

    Can't wait for the series. Hope they do all this great lore justice

  • @knightaaron7
    @knightaaron7 3 года назад

    also the school of the crane which uses a special suit for water, with rope ( like medieval diving gear) which they only fight sea and air creatures, and are along the eastern coast of the continent !! hehe

  • @saurabhbanik7811
    @saurabhbanik7811 5 лет назад +4

    Do a video on the factions from Endless legend or Endless space 1 or endless space 2 or Dungeons of the Endless. Basically please do a video on any faction from the Endless franchise.

  • @seanmurphy7183
    @seanmurphy7183 4 года назад

    One of the best overviews i have watched

  • @chadhill455
    @chadhill455 5 лет назад

    One of the best videos yet

  • @sriharsha2909
    @sriharsha2909 5 лет назад +11

    i feel so bad for the witchers, they get so much shit which they do not deserve

  • @WildWolfGod
    @WildWolfGod 5 лет назад +2

    I'd love to see you guys cover some Divinity lore!

  • @ryanocarroll6426
    @ryanocarroll6426 4 года назад

    Beautifully put

  • @brandond8738
    @brandond8738 5 лет назад

    BRRRROOOOOO!!!!!11!!! this has the best fucking intro of all youtube

  • @juliandixon19
    @juliandixon19 4 года назад +2

    Toss a like to your Witcher, thumbs up o’plenty

  • @ryanocarroll6426
    @ryanocarroll6426 4 года назад

    11:31 the curse of a hero in a nutshell

  • @NebDaBrush
    @NebDaBrush 5 лет назад +1

    Please do an overview of the one year war. It would be great to see it.

  • @okwaho5316
    @okwaho5316 5 лет назад +3

    How could would it be for CDProjekt Red to make a game were you have to rebuild one of the schools with the same attention to detail as the actual series.
    Of course it would probably be a non-cannon game but still be amazing.

  • @sadmanpranto9026
    @sadmanpranto9026 5 лет назад +4

    Make a video on fallout 3
    Capital Wasteland: For any and all
    Topics: Vault Life, Megaton, Rivet City, Eastern Brotherhood, Enclave Remnants, Underworld, Project Purity.

  • @mortman200
    @mortman200 5 лет назад +1

    Scruples, you say? I think I've got an ointment for that

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 3 года назад

    Well, as most monsters walk on two legs in the broad daylight...yeah. LOL

  • @kairon156
    @kairon156 5 лет назад +1

    I never knew there was so much lore for The Witcher universe.

    • @SultanOfAwesomeness
      @SultanOfAwesomeness 5 лет назад +2

      kairon156 it’s actually very well done and thought out. A great example of anyone looking to write more grounded and a more realistic fantasy story.

    • @bigboydancannon4325
      @bigboydancannon4325 5 лет назад

      @@SultanOfAwesomeness it includes multidimensional portal hopping - a grounded, realistic setting epitomised

    • @SultanOfAwesomeness
      @SultanOfAwesomeness 5 лет назад

      Just because a work of fiction has something has say, magic, doesn't make it immediately unrealistic as a fantasy story-- at the end of the day, that's still what it is. I'm just referring to the way that the universe harnesses those more fantastical elements and uses them to craft a believable world grounded in its own cultures, intrigue, and politics which is in many ways still somewhat similar to our own.

    • @bigboydancannon4325
      @bigboydancannon4325 5 лет назад

      @@SultanOfAwesomeness there's a difference between throwing a magic spell and travelling through time and space, just as there is a difference between "realistic" and "believable"

    • @SultanOfAwesomeness
      @SultanOfAwesomeness 5 лет назад

      Big Boy Dan Cannon If the inter-dimensional hopping is a direct result of the use of magic then no, l don’t see much of a difference between casting a spell and jumping through space, especially if it’s made to seem believable. Of course there’s a difference between both realism and believability but in many cases, the two go hand-in-hand. Sometimes making something appear more realistic and lived in also makes it more believable, and a lot of the stuff in the Witcher is just that. Magic is something of an outlier in the sense that it depends more on seeming believable, but hey it is fantasy. At the end of the day none of it is ‘realistic’ in the sense that it would happen in the real world because a fantasy world doesn’t exist. But in the sense that characters are portrayed in shades of gray or as flawed and imperfect; in the sense that politics and kingdoms function as believable entities-contributes to a larger feeling of having something tangible, grounded and representative of what a world would look like under different conditions.

  • @yaminero4858
    @yaminero4858 5 лет назад +3

    If you were in this universe, which Witcher School would you train in? Personally, I'd be learning from the School of the Wolf.

    • @calebemotta8107
      @calebemotta8107 5 лет назад

      Yami Nero griffin or bear

    • @MrOMarr
      @MrOMarr 5 лет назад

      Yami Nero A cross between the school of the Wolf and the school of the Viper would be beautiful.
      Would make for an awesome marriage between the world of assassins and best of Witcher schools.

  • @nycto5335
    @nycto5335 5 лет назад +1

    Only three schools are canon from the books tho right? Plus, if I'm not mistaken, in the books they're never referred to as school. They're only medallions indicating the style of fighting the Witcher learned in Kaer Morhen.

  • @martyhoward6727
    @martyhoward6727 5 лет назад +1

    Ah yes. I loved this one.

  • @hunter5559
    @hunter5559 5 лет назад +24

    The Templin Institute does: The SCP Foundation

    • @luska5522
      @luska5522 5 лет назад +4

      I imagine the SCP foundation classifying the Institute as an cross dimensional SCP

    • @devonrider3406
      @devonrider3406 5 лет назад +1

      [REDACTED]

    • @koohikoo
      @koohikoo 4 года назад

      Lus ́ka my head cannon is that the templin institute is the education branch of the foundation

  • @cassiehendrickson7484
    @cassiehendrickson7484 4 года назад

    This was awesome and so informative!!!!!

  • @Borkcshnofv5830
    @Borkcshnofv5830 2 года назад

    I was expecting a great story telling voice
    I was not disappointed

  • @shark3053
    @shark3053 3 года назад

    As bad as the witcher 1's combat was the ending was one of the most badass moments in gaming history. Striking down a human with a silver sword and calling him a monster

  • @jackdugan5138
    @jackdugan5138 5 лет назад +1

    You guys should do a video on Camp Half-Blood or Brooklyn House!

  • @leafpratt
    @leafpratt 5 лет назад +16

    Watching this video with my cat named Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon in my lap

  • @gumgumdookuin7963
    @gumgumdookuin7963 5 лет назад +2

    2:10 That a giant chicken?? 0_o

    • @MrDeed121
      @MrDeed121 4 года назад

      I think that may be a Griffin of some sort

  • @ethantaylor9613
    @ethantaylor9613 5 лет назад +2

    Interesting I wonder if they’ll talk about Elric of Melnibone at some point... oh wait...

  • @samuelrodriguez9801
    @samuelrodriguez9801 5 лет назад

    11:40 sometimes the line between man and monster becomes blurred.

  • @jairtheunlucky7503
    @jairtheunlucky7503 4 года назад

    Great job! You guys should do Malazan Book of the Fallen!

  • @Overneed-Belkan-Witch
    @Overneed-Belkan-Witch 4 года назад

    *There's no Bad or Evil, Just Lesser Man*

  • @geraldotherivian1842
    @geraldotherivian1842 4 года назад

    Wind’s howling

  • @knightaaron7
    @knightaaron7 3 года назад

    nice video thank you !!!

  • @augustogoldschmidt6112
    @augustogoldschmidt6112 5 лет назад +1

    *Make one video about the Decepticons please!*

  • @RJWrighty
    @RJWrighty 4 года назад

    The video that I would love most of all from this channel would be the wild hunt it seems perfect for the channel and I would love to know more

  • @firstadam2k
    @firstadam2k 5 лет назад

    Loved the vid.

  • @sketchingjapan5121
    @sketchingjapan5121 5 лет назад

    Part of me wants to see an I depth video analysis on the world of the LEGO movie.

  • @qwertyman4
    @qwertyman4 5 лет назад +2

    heard "when the world still teemed with lobsters"

  • @mingchoi8369
    @mingchoi8369 5 лет назад +5

    Suggestions for the Templin Institute:
    - Speedwagon Foundation - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
    - Passione Syndicate - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
    - Earth Kingdom - Avatar: The Last Airbender
    - United Republic of Nations - Avatar: The Legend of Korra
    - Millennium Organization - Hellsing
    - HYDRA - MCU
    Dossier:
    - Jonathan Joestar and Dio Brando - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
    - Avatar Aang - Avatar: The Last Airbender
    - Doctor Strange - MCU
    - Harry Potter
    - Frodo Baggins - Lord of the Rings
    - Geralt of Rivia - The Witcher
    Atlas:
    - Morioh Town - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
    - Hogwarts - Harry Potter
    - The Shire - Lord of the Rings
    - Ba Sing Se - Avatar: The Last Airbender
    - Kamar-Taj - MCU
    - Lodoss - Record of Lodoss War
    HiCom:
    - The Hundred Years' War - Avatar: The Last Airbender
    - The War of the Ring - Lord of the Rings
    - Battle of Hogwarts - Harry Potter
    - The Millennium War - Hellsing
    - The Infinity War - MCU
    - Endgame: Thanos's Last Stand - MCU

  • @molliethomas2585
    @molliethomas2585 5 лет назад

    "Damn, you're ugly."
    Geralt of Rivia

  • @wojciechagodzinski4886
    @wojciechagodzinski4886 5 лет назад +1

    What about shool of scorpion?

  • @Gerbs1913
    @Gerbs1913 4 года назад

    My favorite irony is thinking that people have isolated and killed Witchers, then regret it when monsters start popping back up.