Zed: Did you want some? Me: Sure. Zed: Just having a midnight snack. Me: Can I have some? Him: Shouldn’t you be in your grave? Me: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN-
Because he said "We're closed" meaning no zombies should be up at that time and then you hear him say "i was having a midnight snack" 0:43 but then he realized the "zombie" he's talking to is actually a live person 💀
NateDuh Gre8 first off all, fix your god damn grammar. Second of all, he was explaining it to the guy who made the original comment. Thirdly, are you 4 years old or something? Your being like “pRoFfEsEr SmArTy PaNtS” but you can’t even spell the words properly.
Ryan: “ What’s gotcha down here?” Me: “I’m kinda lost.” Ryan: “You’re lost? Well where were you heading?” Me: “Chick fila.” Ryan: “A Halloween party?” Me: “Uh no.” Ryan: “Well what did u go as?” Me: “A chicken nugget.”
Its not related to your comment but I had to say (sorry don't judge me I am tired it's night and I am watching asmr) but your we photo thing I thought it was a hair and I kept trying to pick it off for like 5 FUDGEN minuets 😁😆😂😅
Zed: how about we smash- Me: *blushing* Zed: -this guy's brain? Me: oh..... Yeah sure.. **OMG, i never thought that I would get more that 10 likes and now I have 500+?! Thank you so much for liking this shity comment
Ryan: Reapeat after me: "I [insert name here]... Me: I [insert name here]... Ryan; No, no...don't say insert name here; say I and then your name. Me: I and then your name... Ryan: Good. Me: Nailed it!!!!
Aww, this video reminds me of when I first subbed, around September-October 2019. I can’t believe there’s nearly 100k more of us here a year later. Wishing you nothing but the best, man
Nobody: Nobody at all: Ryan: “LUBUDUBABAAAAAH” Edit: time stamp about the thing I’m talking about is 14:19 Thanks for all the likes tho I’ve never had so many, or any at all
Icecream Sandwitch Top links for ‘how to delete comment’. Lucifer Dam _i make tutorials on technology._ Press the three dots on your comment, then press ‘delete.’ If your on PC, then do the same but click it.
Ariel vlogs no, you don't understand. I'm quoting a meme where a electronic road sign worker tried to look up porn and accedentaly put it on the road sign. It was the tile of the porn then "wait, this isn't Google", then "how to delete".
Ryan: "Wait a minute shouldn't you be in your grave right now" Me: Shouldn't you be Edit:thank you guys so much for the likes never gotten this much likes!
I can just imagine Ryan casually sitting at his table or watching tv or something like that casually eating his mushed up brains then some one coming in and Ryan just being like, “WaNt SoMe BrAiNs?”
![[ASMR] Halloween Store Role Play! (Masks & Tingles!)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/85dPFTBhjjE/mqdefault.jpg)
When he breaks his actual zombieness, he sounds like an emo zombie.
*edgy*
Kind of reminded me of that zombie movie warm bodies
Not gonna lie I’m not a emo but he does sound like one
@@Shadow98037 *'idot'*
@Noah funny animations What did the comment say?
@Noah funny animations true
>zombie
>literally dead and rotting
>HAIR ON FLEEK
Hair for days
MochiiKhlover * zombie hair for days
just cause im dead doesn't mean i can't style on these zombies! haha
Seariously tho HAIR FOR YEAARRRS
fuju 78 u just had 666 likes I changed it 😊😇
So no one is gonna talk abt how amazing his makeup looks
No
I will
@@IMRTLL you’re calling him ugly
He do be looking like the ghoul trooper skin lmao
James Charles got some competition
Zed: *Body currently rotting*
Zeds teeth: *White as hell*
Sponsored By Colgate
Recommend by 9-10 dentist's
OOOOOOOOOOOOF
Red TDA only ppl who have watched zombies will get it
you mean white as heaven 😂😂😂
@@Lisa-mc4gx yeah white as heaven!
Ryan: "zombie,eating brains etc"
Me: I guess I'm safe then...
So like you no have legs cus I’m pretty sure he ate a leg in the beginning
S7AR LORD 2024 a foot actually
I feel ya bruh
I don't feel safe at all. Lol! 🤣🤣🤣
OMG I GET IT
IM FEEL SORRY FOR YOU MY DUDE 😂😂
Zombie to human : "It's alive...IT'S ALIVE!"
Me to Zombies :"wait, that's my line"
2:00
" I can't have living people touching me , you know"
I felt that
😭😭😂😂
I did too 😔
I KNOW HE DID NOT 😏
@@silverisdisappointed 😨
Same ✊🏻
The makeup is on point Ryan😌
Edit: thx for all the likes😊
agree
200th like
Thank you! The person who did it is @sergioartistry on Instagram! he does incredible work!
@@TheASMRRyan can you do a part 2 of the roleplay? 😄
whos ur favorite character from samurai champloo . i personally like mugen
Zed: Did you want some?
Me: Sure.
Zed: Just having a midnight snack.
Me: Can I have some?
Him: Shouldn’t you be in your grave?
Me: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN-
Lmao
Fish
FiShY oN mE
Us profile is fIShy oN mE
@dumbass fax
Ladies and gentlemen I bring you
The next season of walking dead
Still better than season 8
Lame
Giannis Antetokounmpo your mom
Dedsec 14 AYYY
666 LIKE BRO
*i wouldn’t wanna get an infection*
- zombie ryan 2019
Reeeeeeeee
Mevvo Customs don’t give the infection an infection! Haha
I don’t want to get bit either
Zed: I remember being alive, it was horrible
Me: *M O O D*
Same
Never seen a zombie with a perfect hair...
Actually, i never seen a zombie.
Mike idc gotta keep it stylish! Haha even after death
Do you want me to fix that?
@@Justme2278j come back to life.
Why do zombies have so many teeth🤔
Mike idc I’ve never seen a zombie with hair tbh
Why is he so surprised when he sees a human when he’s eating someone’s leg
Cuz of da costume
Because he said "We're closed" meaning no zombies should be up at that time and then you hear him say "i was having a midnight snack" 0:43 but then he realized the "zombie" he's talking to is actually a live person 💀
ASMR SOOTHE dude your reading to far into it Jesus Christ just enjoy the video you don’t have to be Profeccer smarty pants
I know right!
NateDuh Gre8 first off all, fix your god damn grammar. Second of all, he was explaining it to the guy who made the original comment. Thirdly, are you 4 years old or something? Your being like “pRoFfEsEr SmArTy PaNtS” but you can’t even spell the words properly.
i love how his hair is PERFECTLY FINE when his skin is literally rotting
“I remember being alive... it was horrible” I FELT THAT IM CACKLING
Same 😂
LOL🤣
Well, I guess when your a zombie you can really be your authentic self...
ok
I like this one he seem nice
Edit- thanks for the likes!.!
turns out he's not just forced me to eat a brain
G_Boy I wouldn’t mind a spleen or a eye I heard from a red face joker that brown eyes are the best!
Thank you very much!
The ASMR Ryan Your welcome
Ryan: “ What’s gotcha down here?”
Me: “I’m kinda lost.”
Ryan: “You’re lost? Well where were you heading?”
Me: “Chick fila.”
Ryan: “A Halloween party?”
Me: “Uh no.”
Ryan: “Well what did u go as?”
Me: “A chicken nugget.”
*i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets ;w;*
Nezuko Addicted 😔😿🤚🏻
Exactly when I was reading this he said a Halloween party
Haha same
@@CuriosityMarsRover u poor human
When he said "its alive"
I really just replied "unfortunately" by reflex
Same
Mood
OMG GIRL SAMEE
Wow a depression/suicide joke youre so incredibly funny
SAME but I said “sadly”
I like how no one is talking about this zombie has teeth inside his teeth.
Thx for all the likes
Dizzyranger 429
Everyone think about that
And no one cares cuz we are know its just make-up
@@frddyyfezbeer2368ooga booga it's a joke
@@trin9025 bruv momentum
@@eon8865 damn ponies
Did anyone notice that his teeth are moving lol.
2:38
zed: or worse-
me: eXpeLLeD
zed: get haunted for the rest of your life
me: oh-
Bruh, it took me a moment to get what that was from 😂
Omg lmaoo
@@xandertuttle1682 huh
@@bubblypisces5807 cute name
@@Kk-xl2dr thank you :)
When he got closer to me I was like “hell no”
I was like"hell yeah" lmao
That Potato hahaha BRAAAAAINS
Oh crap I think I'm going to crack up
That Potato me too!
200th lesgoo
damn ryan who does ur makeup it’s FANTASIC like WOW
I hope he did another makeup shoot like he did for welcome to hell and it. Those videos were so cool.
99th like and i agree!
100th like your welcome you dident even thank me wow
@@dxnte2436 you're* didn't*
@@satantherealdeal grammar police alert
“Best part about eating brains, is that you get their memories”
*WARM BODIES INTENSIFIES*
I thought that too!!!
more like izombie
I didn't know the FBI liked asmr.
Me: eats brain of random old guy
Me: see's memories
Me: this guy is the zodiac killer huh
Thats why i remember stuff long time ago
*i can’t have the living people touching me*
*gives us a handshake
His hand doesn’t have wounds
10:31 the clap
yep
DUDE OMG... You were totally my best friend who turned into a Zombie in the last video I made... 😱😂🙌
Maddraxin 100%
I love how at the start he acts like a real zombie and then all of a sudden he acts like a human
ryan: "i'll let you have the first bite!"
me: "YAY!"
ryan again after 4 seconds: "wait, you don't want any?"
learn english with me! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaame
Hold up
FBI yea hold up
@@jordanmartin1660 I didn't do it!
Omg the likes say 666
Ryan: "I'm Zed. Zed the Zombie."
Me, narrowing my eyes: "Have you ever owned an... Ashopalypse?"
Fantastic work, as always! :)
Atomic Lich King captain America: I understood that reference
Nugget was thinking of zed from a Disney movie.
Collab would be absolut lit!
Zed zombuy
I thought the same 🤣🤣
Ryan: it’s only been a couple minutes
Me: it’s been 11 minutes
Zed: you shouldn't be here kid.
Also Zed: eat my food
@@crafterblaster literally you were the one who brought it up but ok
Hrck
"Never thought I'd fall in love with a zombie that makes dad jokes"
-My friend 2019
FUCK YOU DUMB ASS GACHA FAN GO TO HELL
TherealDog chill
Lauren Zambrano no
*mY FRiEnd*
@@deezballs4733 Sure was their fRiEnD
Fun fact! This was actually my first video I watched of Ryan and I haven't stoped watching it since!
Okay but can we take a moment to appreciate the effort Ryan puts in? Like thank you so much Ryan, seriously
Quinn Intriligator I do my best for you all! I love you all! I’m so happy you enjoyed!
The ASMR Ryan we always enjoy! :)
hi fren |-/
“I can’t touch the living”
*During introduction scene*
*Shakes hands*
GamingwithCuyler6 also he is eating a literal leg😂🤣
Xbox Isaiah 6
the leg
Is from a dead person
You idiot
@2nd Grade TabletC it's a meme. Calm down.
it was after he cleansed us, I believe.
Lmao
You can tell this was like 2019-2020 era because of the way he moves. Reminds me of those old tiktok videos where they move all animated 😭
*creepy zombie sounds*
*coughs*
*sexy voice*
Me: *dies*
Gay bois:*🤤🤤🤤
Hes à gay boiiii
OOF! :-P 😛
Pixel Plays same
Mia Cvetkovic he’s gay?
Ryan: mabey we can share some brains
Me and everyone watching this: awwwww
Edit: wow that's alot of likes
DarkPheonix212 games what was he eating
@@kylam3928 it's jelly or jello I call it jelly
Zombie Ryan, are sure that brains taste like peaches? I thought brains taste like raw, bloody meat. 🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨😬😬😬
Not me
Zombie: “I can’t touch you because you have germs”
Me: “then what do u have? Nothing”
👁👄👁
Ryan: Can’t have the living people touching me and giving me their diseases
*legit is falling apart and rotting*
R/wooooooosh
alia hogue R/woooooooosh
Who else doesn’t have trouble sleeping but just likes watching asmr🙋 ♂️🤷 ♂️
Me
Meh
I love your channel though 😆💛
I wish i had your problem
🙋♀️
My brain while im on my phone: 10:46
Damn lol
This is his only comment
Twitter users:
"The best part about eating brain, is you get their memory!"
*_Anyone who eats my brain is getting PTSD_*
Their gonna get my toxicity
Same
They will get my social anxiety
Zee Zee same here
If they eat mine their gonna get constant urges to rape and molest women and children
"I'm Zed."
So, Zed as in-
"Zed the Zombie."
"Z" but in England pronunciation. . .
?
Wot
yes, zed
In England z is pronounced “zed”
THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION, JOHN DOE!
Him: *coughs*
Me:Corona virus got you huh?
Dude this video happens before the pandemic
Lol
@@thebanished4135 its part of tho joke im sure
@@alYSSA-qx7qj Iam not dumb I know that it is a joke Iam just clairefiying
Fun fact: he is currently tested positive for covid right now so uh-
I feel like he got the name “ZED” from that Disney channel movie “Zombies”
Same
Nugget agrees
Same
Prob
Nugget - are u someone named Jacob
People: I'm dead inside
Ryan:
Its not related to your comment but I had to say (sorry don't judge me I am tired it's night and I am watching asmr) but your we photo thing I thought it was a hair and I kept trying to pick it off for like 5 FUDGEN minuets 😁😆😂😅
@@boasandbulldogs2157 Sneak: 100
And it's alright!🖒
Your picture got me lol
TheTiredTire is that a hair
Fuck. Your goddamn picture got me.
10:29 "i like ya cut g"
Zed: how about we smash-
Me: *blushing*
Zed: -this guy's brain?
Me: oh..... Yeah sure..
**OMG, i never thought that I would get more that 10 likes and now I have 500+?! Thank you so much for liking this shity comment
Oof ye it did sound a little creepy at first
MOOOD
lol i Get It(BTW im Just On My Moms Account Sorry Also im 8 Years Old Turning 9 on !!!!!!! 4th Sorry Can't Say The Month Of My BirthDay only the Day
WTF!?!
HOW DO YFFWAZTIMC
"I'm Zed, Zed the zombie"
So this is why Dr. Zed wasn't in bl3
XD poor zed
Wow
;-;
Wait WHAT I'm sad he's not in bl3
6:32 "Look at the way it jiggles"
-Ryan 2019
*Pulls out ear*
"Ive been hearing a lot of good things about this one".
Good pun
@alia hogue I don't get it
@Txrii Punny means he's good at jokes
Ryan: "are you a living human?"
Me: ... No I'm a ghost *Ooooooo*
Boo
👻
And I'm a witch hehehehheheh
LOL
Im a cow mooo
Let's just appreciate how well done is makeup is!😃
Avengers is the most ambitious crossover in history...
Ryan: *_hold my brain._*
How is this a crossover
@@trashboet he referenced multiple of his videos...
@@IORNAMENTAL
That's not how "crossovers" works
@@IORNAMENTAL that's not a crossover that's a reference.
Guys...
*_it's a joke..._*
Ryan: Reapeat after me: "I [insert name here]...
Me: I [insert name here]...
Ryan; No, no...don't say insert name here; say I and then your name.
Me: I and then your name...
Ryan: Good.
Me: Nailed it!!!!
LOL
Lolll
Keyla
XD
I did that (:D)-
Aww, this video reminds me of when I first subbed, around September-October 2019. I can’t believe there’s nearly 100k more of us here a year later. Wishing you nothing but the best, man
0:19
Me when i get caught listening to Asmr
Aspix LOL!
:D
It’s true tho
XDXDXDXDXD
im never gonna get caught :)
Can we just talk about his makeup its amazing! His makeup for his roleplays are always amazing. 💖❤️
*pointing* it’s alive, it’s alive!
*pointing* it’s dead-
It’s dead!
your pfp needs some explaining
@@12hoursofscreentime you make a fair point I need Task force squad 4 to take this person into cell 6 at the cia hq ground -3
Or floor -4 yeah
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Ryan: “LUBUDUBABAAAAAH”
Edit: time stamp about the thing I’m talking about is 14:19
Thanks for all the likes tho I’ve never had so many, or any at all
WTH?
Ew dumb gacha fan
TherealDog Ew dumb ROBLOX fan.
@@sariatora8287 lol my pf used to be gacha
He never even said that
Me literally ready to take a bite:
He:
What do you mean you don't want any?
Me:
bREATHES
How wide can a human open it's mouth?
Wait, this isn`t Google.
How to delete comment?
Icecream Sandwitch
Top links for ‘how to delete comment’.
Lucifer Dam
_i make tutorials on technology._
Press the three dots on your comment, then press ‘delete.’ If your on PC, then do the same but click it.
Ariel vlogs no, you don't understand. I'm quoting a meme where a electronic road sign worker tried to look up porn and accedentaly put it on the road sign. It was the tile of the porn then "wait, this isn't Google", then "how to delete".
Icecream Sandwitch I know. I was joking as well.
Your BREATHTAKING!!!
“Knowledge is power so why not eat it”
I never though of it that way
He’s eating a human foot and he’s scared of me?
Yeah
I think he saw my 50 millimetre Sniper rifle in the backpack
Better luck next time
Immune Poggers millimetre?
Charlie McLean type of bullet
Zombie Ryan: eating brains
Me: *turns to that one classmate who reminded the teacher of the homework* huh....I guess you're safe
Cupcake Puffy hahaha YES!
This has been my go to asmr for a while now
Lol
Him: it's alive
Me: *Dies of laughter*
Bad Vibes Forever that’s just a massive uno reverse
Same
Didn’t happen
@@shadowprince8653 *squeal*
@@give_me_your_noodle_please8499 ;-;
The part that's disturbing me so much is that while he eats the brain he takes the smallest pieces possible
I know scary (ಠ ∩ಠ)
Asmr Ryan fucking sucks who eats like that.i hate it because you can hear his teath going against each other
Kreativkin / Kreats hahaha yeah I didn’t want to ruin the Paint
smoooth_q 129 chill omg, if you don’t like it skip it or don’t watch lmfao
R/woosh
Him:I don’t wanna touch a human Being My brain:The foot he had Belonged to a Human being so he touched them😂
Zed: I wouldn’t want bacteria getting into my wounds wouldn’t wanna get a infection
Me: I-
have stds
“I got it from a janitor this morning”
*Ah no wonder it’s so mushy*
😕🤔
When he clears his throat in the beginning I really almost passed away his voice is so sexy😭😭
explain yourself.
@@12hoursofscreentime I can’t 😭
@@NotNotLou explain yourself
.
are you- are you simping for a rotten corpse HAHAHKGKF
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Ryan: 14:25
Ryan: "Wait a minute shouldn't you be in your grave right now"
Me: Shouldn't you be
Edit:thank you guys so much for the likes never gotten this much likes!
True True 😒😒
Ashley,Hannah,And Mia Barrera Solorio yes
you got 100 likes
He was having a midnight snack and he saw u
Soekdkrkdirijeiwkeoewooepeoe7ei3ieee7eieieieisisisiiekxisiisiidrrurz×/$i2$/×'×
If Ryan did this makeup himself, I’m DAMN IMPRESSED.
Sergioartistry Did the work,They are on Instagram
Now if the zombies in walking dead were like this everything would be fine
"It tastes like peaches."
Me: -GASP- I LOVE PEACHES-!
5:03 i felt this one really tingly
Ryan :”ITS ALIVE OH BOY ITS ALIVE”
Me: “right back atcha Zombie”
Same
Nobody:
Zed the zombie: I FeeL peRsOnaLlY ATtaCkED
I remember watching this years ago the great old times
Him: “I’m Zed, Zed the zombie.”
Me: “Wait..” **plays movie Zombies**
Random guy: “Hi, I’m Zed, and yea..I’m a zombie.”
*Wha-*
I can just imagine Ryan casually sitting at his table or watching tv or something like that casually eating his mushed up brains then some one coming in and Ryan just being like, “WaNt SoMe BrAiNs?”
This is the most Sassy Zombie I've ever seen
Ryan: * mushes the brain*
Me: look man, I want more but I dont want your fingers in my food
Zombies 🐝 like: BRUHHHHHHHHHH
I smell a Weston koury fan
@@madison2191 minecraft
@@madison2191 Idk who weston kury is
Rus Atını Çalan Suriye Hamsteri ohh haha ik the Minecraft reference it’s just something Weston does :,)
I Ai'Nt sCaReD oF nO ToNy
YeAh
“Who’s chopper is this?”
“It’s zeds baby”
“Whos zed?”
“Zed...Zeds dead baby”
Who did the makeup? holy shit it's fantastic!
G_Boy behind the scenes video coming soon! Also the artist is @sergioartistry on Instagram!
The ASMR Ryan nice!
2 years later and I'm still stunned by the linework
"The best part about eating brains is you get their memories"
*Warm bodies reference*
YASS I KNEW IT LOL HAHA 😂😂😂
Niji big brain time
Really? I thought it was a iZombie reference
Zed: “Eh, what are you supposed to be?”
Me: “A vampire-“
Zed: “A zombie?”
Me: “I-“
a fellow robloxian, except im not edge, i exploit.
SHAMELESS X-same
1:10
Me when my mom screams and I’m relaxed
Lmao this is AMAZING 😂😂🤣
“I don’t want to touch you because of the bacteria”
3 minutes later: is feeding me 🤔
😥
Hypochondric zombie
Zombie: It’s alive!!
Me: Am I freaking out to a talking zombie
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the Amazing asmr AND the even cooler face paint
His son: he lost everything but his humour
Me: -_-
Zed said to copy what he says-
Me:”okay”
Zed talking~~-
Me:copies everything he says I’m the hole video
DO more videos like this please it's very calm and relaxing!
When he said his name was Zed who else IMMEDIATELY thought of ZOMBIES
I did
I went to the comments just to find this
Me
Bich what does look like
Me