Tosh.0 - Daniel's Bullying Video
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- Опубликовано: 6 мар 2012
- After watching bullying victims' videos, Daniel makes his own video about what his life is really like.
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I used to be bullied in 7th and 8th grade. You know what I didn't do? Make an ass of myself and try to make the whole internet feel bad for me.
92sonicnerd THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH MAN
+SHIFTΞR the truth is not that good there was a girl named Amanda Tod and she killed her self
+LockHead That was the funny part
No because you are such a tough guy right?
+LockHead haha thats awful but it's funny at the same time.. I don't know
How to feel right now... Haha
Oh my God that's sickening.... Tough to watch
$1200/mo on a pool? You poor man.
GEM4sta I don't think you get the joke
michael lehman I don’t think you do
Someone needs to start a go fund me for this poor man...
He is making fun of these kinds of vids. He is being sarcastic. Hopefully u r too, if not look up the word.
Egger Cole
I know I was being sarcastic
You know what the worst part about these "bullied" "victim" videos is? How much paper they waste.
+rodenhart Think of all the African kids that could of used that much wasted paper
and air
Bullying those poor trees, same generation of kids who complain that global warming is all the boomers fault. Lol. Ok gen z...
@@BasedRoots shut up boomer
@@BasedRoots You're hating on a whole generation over this? Get over yourself dude. That was a joke, not a rally.
I’m all for anti-bullying campaigns, legislation where applicable, etc., but these fucking note card videos have to go.
You can't legislate against it really, it's something that will happen if it's illegal or not.
Yeah fuck freedom of speech!!!
sarcasm bro.
I agree. I was bullied in grade school, middle school, and high school. RUclips wasn't around at the time, but I still wouldn't have made a "sympathy series of notecards" about being bullied just to get others to feel sorry for me. What if the ones who bullied me were watching that same video? They'd start the bullying all over again, via the internet, and who wants that?
+tommylehman I got bullied from the 4th grade to the 10th grade. My revenge? after I changed schools and grew up, i rejected all those douche bags who tried to flirt with me when I changed! Some of them didn't even remember I was the one they picked on! Losers.
Who thinks that south park should have an episode with Daniel?
Chris Stryker South Park isn't funny.
Alex K you must have a dry sense of humor then
Alex K it must suck not being human
Alex's Gmail have you actually watched a full episode
I might overdose of comedy 😂that’s why
The whole point is a joke about the flashcard trend, I was bullied and I laugh at this because in all reality it was not about bullying it was about a trend that is out of hand.
Don’t be stupid, you can’t speak for all those other people
@@claytonbrown7120 omg thank you so much! I have such a rough time and I come to youtube and search the comments so I can find one like that and think: at least I'm not that dipshit
Kody Sedgwick
Huh bruh
@@kodysedgwick8936 😂👏
@@claytonbrown7120 Whoosh, went right over your head.
Tosh.o is the reason I watch Comedy Central.
+xLOVExGODx This and South Park
Wadek 21
Damn, I can't argue with that at all. Great point!
+xLOVExGODx For me was Tosh.O, South Park, The Daily Show and Key & Peele. Two of them are not longer there.
betoen
I love watching South Park & do hope that show continues to air on t.v. as long as I am alive. Hahaha :)
Norm Macdonlad´s sport show, Tosh.0 and South Park. Thats it, it would be perfection.
Daniel tosh gets paid to get under people's skin with his raunchy jokes. And I think it's awesome. Please excuse me while I flip on comedy central to catch up on some Tosh.0 and not cry about every little offensive thing that flies my way because he obviously doesn't care and neither do I.
+Matthew Hamrick He does and doesn't get paid, that is just his personality.
+Jay Ward Well, good for him. at least he can make humor out of a situation. if you can't learn to laugh about things, that's grounds for a shitty life
+craigh257 I'm not a rebellious twat. I'm just not a little pussy that gets offended over everything
Matthew Hamrick exactly, everyone gets so insulted now a days, it's pathetic, no one has thick skin anymore. Ppl want to sue , and complain rather then move on with their lives. Which is why when a real problem comes along, they are not equipped to handle it. These kids need to realize, it's high school, it's over in 4 years, then after that no one will care about the cool jocks or bullies. They will be at home in their mothers basement eating cookies playing online video games and fortnite the rest of their lives
@@86TheMedia I agree. My biggest issue is that a lot of the so called victims are doing some of ghe bullying themselves. I guess in their mind it's justified and of course they are in complete denial. I see that a lot nowadays. Pretty much turned off my give-a-crap meter. People don't seem to realize their double standard phoniness is beyond annoying now. Very few are falling for it anymore... and it's getting to the point no one cares when real shit happens because we're just so tired of all the fake crap happening... and it's getting hard to tell if it's real or not at this point. There is a lot more fakeness now than anything.
"Im a nerd!" Spells I'm wrong.
+Fredric Jones It's pretty sad. Not in a sympathetic way but in a facepalm way.
+Fredric Jones There was also a girl who put "I'm TO shy." Haha.
IKeepBadCompany Lol
IKeepBadCompany but there isn't any irony there, so what's your point?
Yeah he deserves to get bullied then
The subtle, shameless plug about Tosh's comedy tour was brilliant lol.
I just love how Daniel Tosh’s comedy is super relatable and relevant even after 8 years.
I was bullied all the time ironically enough one of the people who bullied me made one of those videos
nope sadly not
I would have roasted them for lifen
Thoughts and prayers going out to Daniel. Keep ya head up bro
The youth today is taught to be accept being weak and not do anything, or to let an adult handle every problem in their life. Adolescence is preparation to be an adult. Most people are pricks, learn now or let it get to you forever. Your choice.
So true! Nobody is going to hand you things in life. Especially not success
There is only three types of people in this world dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Justin Bennett I'm not sure if that's correct 3 isn't a very big number..
jason zelaya It depends how big you draw the 3. It can be big.
lol in Middle School and High School if someone where to mess with me I'd punch them in their face and not feel bad about it. People would leave me alone after that but it still happens in school later on, but that gives me even more of reason to whiten the knuckles. and the Teachers and Counselor would say "you don't fight back, just walk away" I was always like "Fuck that" maybe it was cause I had so much pride and self respect for myself that I fought so much. now that I'm a adult you don't get assholes that pester you all the time cause you couldn't care less about them.
How to stop bullying on the internet:
Step 1 close your lap top/shut down you computer
Step 2: Go outside
easy:)
I agree
its not that easy.
Carve Le Smile emo
Carve Le Smile it is that easy
Carve Le Smile you're right its even easier. You don't even have to complete step 2.
Everyone's freaking out yet Daniel said "I hate bullying"... He never said these kids were being babies... He only said he could take the shit he gets. And honestly we can almost guarantee Daniel gets more crap than those kids making the videos... Those videos are sad yet tosh is funny so we're torn.
gofa curself omfg I wrote this when I was 14 so I kinda wanna watch the vid and see if I still agree with what I said 😂
@UnrealFactsFuckLife am i what?
@UnrealFactsFuckLife meh not really. He’s an adult and these kids are kids. But I feel like he’s just mostly making fun of the corniness of this flash card trend so overall I’m still not that bothered
0:10 "I don't like the way I look :\"
That kid's appearance is so fucking engineered, if he doesn't like it, that's totally on him.
Maybe he doesn't mean his style but is actual face and/or body, unless you're saying he's had plastic surgery. If so, maybe he didn't.
if you pee in your pool it will keep it warm and help save money!
I'll remember that
THANK YOU dude. Very well said, and totally true.
tosh is the best, this dude has no boundary and will joke about anything, that's what makes him so damn funny.
Not gonna lie those bullying videos piss me off, I hate flash cards. Whoever made that a trend is dumb. FOR GOD SAKES SPEAK OR DO SOMETHING ELSE
Jennifer Maher It's the internet..
Jesse Bridgeman true
Whoever flagged my original comment is inconsiderate.
I'm glad someone else hates that flash card bullshit.
Your probably were a bully and don't get how these kids feel. The fact of the matter is It's wrong and the fact that you don't understand what these kids is stupiid and you know it. It may have been easy for you to get on these kids for manning up well fuck hou. Try being bullied, beaten up and stepped on to the point of tears and tell me they should man up.
Idubbbz should be on an episode of tosh.0.
EXACTLY! Thank you!
“I have to over-tip because I don’t wanna look like an asshole” lmfao sameeeee
He sorta is right I bet you half of these people do this for attention yes some are victims but some like to get popular on RUclips quick.
Conation.Smithichie it's sad but it's true nowadays I mean back then it was probably for real but nowadays it's just a little b**** ass kids looking to get sympathy for attention reasons
Someone from my middle school is on this video haha
I know I knew the last girl lol
Great Clip. Big Tosh fan. In regards to bullying. I find it fascinating the ACooper commercials wondering why kids don't step in and stop bullying. 1. Because they themselves are cowards. 2. Fear the cool kids won't like you anymore, if you stand up for a dorky kid. 100% Reality folks. Keep rocking Tosh!
HILARIOUS ...as always
those flash cards are for people that want attention
I'll never belittle the psychological effects of bullying and I support anything thats therapeutic for kids who've been through that.......but still, this is hilarious!
I agree completely
Stop using big words
therapeutic and psychological aren't big words. If he was one of those types, he would have remembered the apostrophe in that's.
Tosh, best trolling Ive seen... keep it up :)
"The number of friends I have decreases every year". Bitch that's just life, it happens to everyone
And plus, what's the point of having a lot of friends. That's a whole lot of drama if you ask me.
Why are these kids so damn wimpy? His flash cards were hilarious. Maybe I'm insensitive to other people's problems but people make fun of me all the time I'm sure and I never notice it. Haha.
They might not be wimpy necessarily we don't know their story or how badly they were bullied.
My housekeeper, Esperanza moved back to México... Que lástima!
Gosh I Love Daniel Tosh
you had me for a second there hahaha
wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah... LOL
Fuck yea tosh keeping it real
Ah tosh.o always a fav show to watch :)
Thank you!!! Finally somebody gets it
"I'm insecure" ...REALLY?? oh woe is you! People complaining with note cards shouldn't be a thing
Literally the 4th video in a row with the same fucking Verizon ad
Raid I got the no skip p diddy movie commercial like 20 times in a row. Now I hate the sound of his voice, great advertisement.
THANK YOU!!
The beginning is the best. Maybe they should listen to some lmfao...wiggle wiggle wiggle hahahaha
tosh is so brave
teens react to onision's cutting videos
Yes please
+Bucket ofBiscuits I don't like Onision but that's a great idea.
1:00 "You know what really shuts up a bully....learning how to make a pipe bomb!" LMFAO XD
that was funny
That is so good.
Qué Lástima! :c
The only way to stop bullying and never offend any one is to get rid of free speech and the first ammendment
If we did that this comment would never of happened.
***** that's the point i am trying to get across
Would that really be the worst thing in the world?I'm not trying to make a point I just want to know.
Detros No offense but you sound like a child.which means you fo not apreciate the privileage free speech and the first ammendment brings you the very fact you can right his comment down.speech means not only can we express our thoughts regardless if it offends any one but also we'll have to hear it as well,either we all have it or we dont.and if it wasnt for free speech we wouldnt be able to protest against the government
youngatnaruto well no offense but you sound like an even younger child with your juvenile sentence structure and phrasing. You haven't listed any benefits of free speech, you just said what the concept entails. Imagine for a second a world where free speech was regulated to a slightly more strict degree where you couldn't be outright offensive or hurtful to someone. Expressing your thoughts usually only benefit no other but yourself, as it's just a way to vent meaningless thoughts. Also, how many people have protested against the government recently and yielded positive results? When's the last time YOU'VE done that?
Daniel’s sad face makes me want to shed a tear for him 😢
This video is freaking funny Hahaha. I love Daniel!!
I understand why kids are depressed by being bullied. I've been getting bullied since the 5th grade. Not by your stereotypical bully either. Jocks, Preps, Wannabe gansters, Metalheads, and even "nerds". I don't see why flash cards make a difference. Every time my school would has an anti-bullying video, people just mocked it. It was seen as a joke. Bullying is unstoppable. So just ignore it, you have more life a head of you.
+Jswcavpatyank are you done being an angry little simple-minded degenerate?
+Justin Bennett
Yeah i know. The people who run our government & other countries created anti-bulllying campaigns to stir the pot.
Read to comments I just posted one this video.
.....everyone....
Dom Sawyer btw I wish I was the person in your profile pic
Lol. This was hilarious!
I agree with u 100!! Well said..
Everyone has been bullied. I got sucker punched and i got picked on from like 5th grade to like 11th grade. But actual bullying were i got punched and made fun of. But when i got home i didnt give a shit cause i just played runescape. I didnt make these shitty videos or threaten to kill myself. I had extremely bad acne since i was 10 to the point i couldnt even look in a mirror. Most of these kids here are normal looking kids. Im 18 and still got a fucked up skin
You are part of the unsung heros my friend. These SOB's in that video don't know shit. They ain't shit either.
I have been bullied from the 1st grade to the 8th grade. I still have a very bad case of ocd, adhd, and aspergers. Been going to the mental health institution and it didn't help at all. And I never complained once.
+Aaron Strahm you shouldn't condemn kids who have plenty reason to complain and do complain
Let me get the bullies name. I'll handle
it.
i'll tag along
I knew the last girl and she was not bullied when she made this just wanted attention .
Ewwwwww!!!! Your fat and ugly
+Jswcavpatyank yeah nice try
Lol
@@Jswcavpatyank *you're, you damn inbred, knuckle dragging fool.
Love this guy!
...not having water without shit in it, not having AIDS... the list goes on and on. You nailed it, friend.
i dont understand this new youtube system
can somebody explain this :,(
#high fashion
Daniels video was a thousand times sadder then all those other peoples bullying stories.
Tosh is teaching these kids how to be strong in the mind and not mentally weak.
I wouldn't exactly call my situation as 'Bully' but, I do get made fun of when I was in Primary 5. And right now being in Secondary 2, the situation is still the same. I at a time, almost got into a fight (not with mouth, an ACTUAL fight), but I cooled the guy who's pissed off by saying "Dude, I just called you black. And being black isn't an insult, being retarded is. I'm just sayin' it to see your reaction.". I have no friends at school, no friends in my neighbourhood AND no cousin who's a friend to me. They just kind of act nice to me and just fuckoff. When I say I don't have friends, I literally meant IT. No friends at all and people makin' fun of me. To be honest, I don't even look good. I just try to be respectful in my school, but when someone picks on me; they gonna a wooden plank to the face. I almost hit somebody with a wooden plank before. But look at me! Do I fucking make cringy videos where I fucking waste papers by fucking expressing my feelings on the papers and showing them to the camera? No, I don't. Amanda Todd is a retarded fuck, if she was asked for nudes, then why don't call the police? Why fucking make a video wastin' papers and inks? Why? Why act so brain dead in front of the camera? Just... why?
+Quintin Faleafine "start shit it seems"? Yes, I start this shit up, why? You people fucking paying attention to a dead girl who drank a full Clorox bottle of bleach, while giving no fucks about Gaza's children that is being tortured by ISIS or starving African children with COUNTLESS diseases in them that are needed to be cured or better Syrian children that are constantly getting bombed here there, and seeing all these Amanda Todd fans really makes me think you guys don't give a fuck about the people who actually needed some SERIOUS help. That's my problem you brainless freak.
+Quintin Faleafine Tell me something, is Amanda Todd's suicide and giving up more worth paying attention to then the kids I just mentioned? Is she really that important? Tell me, is bullying WAY more worse than what's happening in Iran, Iraq, Syria and Palestine?
Normah A. Rauf
That argument is so ridiculous it hurts. First of all who are you to say whether or not we should forgive someone? Second it's impossible to compare situations like that....Amanda's death was due to the actions of an outside individual who she thought she loved.....it really seems like you're forgetting how young amanda was.
Normah A. Rauf
Lets say you had a daughter who was depressed and decided to end her life. Do you really think you'd enjoy it if some random creep was talking shit about your daughter who's already dead? I don't think so.
+Quintin Faleafine If I knew what my daughter did then yeah, I would agree. Even if the truth is as painful as a sword. And how's my argument ridicolous? I'm saying that this bullied girl is dead, move on and actually start helping whoever needs some SERIOUS help. How is that ridicolous? Like seriously? What logic are you on? Neptune? My points for the last comments were a message to people to just move on with this Amanda Todd story and start focusing on a new topic. Sure, it sounded harsh but come on! You have to move on! You know, if I say it NOT harshly like "Oh, you gotta move on, man! She's dead! It's okay!" you would just reply with "Fuck you, you don't know how big this problem is.". And another thing, just because I'm anti-social doesn't make me a creep. I don't stalk girls or do anything creepy at all. In fact, every day that I came to school, I was secretly the most SAVAGE dude in the entire school. So calling me a 'creep' is kind of offensive for uh... a SAVAGE guy like me. (completely sarcastic) But anyways, yeah. There's my answer or reply or whatever! Don't know what you gonna say next but if you have anything: then say it.
And tosh never.said he liked.bullying.he just said he can take what he gets. He most likely gets more hate on a daily basis than all of.this kids combined so.yeah go tosh.o
lmao this is why Tosh is so great! :')
Words of wisdom.
sigh* (Wall text ahead)
When i was on 6th grade, i remember when people used to bully me a lot because of my height, my weight, my hairstyle, always on the bad mood and even my own personality because I was a weird ass brat you didn't even wanted to get close to. Yes, i suffered depression from there, even got suicidal tendencies. And like ALL SCHOOLS in general, you asked for help in these situations and they never done gag shit, hell, even my teacher always made fun of me.
Where am i going with this "bad dramatic bullying experience" situation its that I was on my own.
I decided to change my own persona and defend myself properly from morons molesting me. In the end the main reason why i suffered bullying it was because of my own LIKES AND ACTIONS, there is realized i had to grow up. Like always, these people rather instead act like pussies and always tend to stick has the victims needing help from others.
You don't need any psychiatric help or doing these kind of dumb crap that makes you look like an asshole even more.
What these people need is to get rid off their bad sides of their perosonalities, make everyone respect you the way it's suppose to be and just toughen up. The world is not cruel, but you need to adapt to it's dark sides.
still were above 2015
Just watch anime :)
A better solution would be to take part in a physical activity.
Yeah, its called jacking off to henyai
I agree completely.
Ty.
Kenny d. come on now dude. You can't sit there and preach.about people being online bullies and how wrong it is when you're sitting there calling everyone a moron and saying how stupid people are. It's a total contradiction.
dylan jahrling You're in the wrong place, buddy.
Yo this is too much laughter
Whenever he grabs for a new card, I keep thinking, "PAPERCUT!!"
My two high school bullies are dead now. One OD on heroin the other died driving drunk. And we are still in our 20s lol.
so great xD
TOTALLY AGREE
i cry every time. poor daniel
you put it on the internet, everyone's part of the conversation; most just choose not to contribute.
Btw those flashcard videos are awsome, love fkin with those poeple XD
It's sad how kids now can't fight back without getting in as much trouble as the attacker. I'm in high school and I always see kids just taking it from bullies and they can't do anything about it. It makes me sick to my stomach.
I understand his pain. I now live in Costa Rica and my pool is gravity fed by an underground spring, that's in the hill above me; it actually cost me nothing to fill it. But it comes out cold and when it's not sunny I can't completely enjoy it because it's just too cold :o(
i love his shameless plug for his tour right in the middle of it. 2:00
what is the song playing in the background on the first part with the kids?
When they did that video, complete with censoring, I fell apart laughing.
i completely agree
Damn you Tosh! Got me wearing sweaters all the time now.
This man is a comedic god
In my day we didn't have "slam pages" online, we got slammed into lockers.
We didn't have assemblies on bullying...we had bullies assemble around us.
We didn't all become killers, bombers, bring guns to school, or the like. We got over, we fought back, we just dealt, and moved on.
during the part where he held up the cards he reminded me of thad from Blue mountain state
Hahahahahaha!!! Funniest tosh.0 video!
Happy birthday Daniel!!!
Damn Daniel
thats very true i agree dude
Everything is something to joke about. It's one of the only ways we can take something completely negative and turn it into positive.
Clever.
I laughed so hard when he said "learn how to build pipe bombs"!
There's always someone out there who has it worse off than you
This is funny stuff.