The WILDEST marriage banter you will ever hear!

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  • *The WILDEST marriage banter you will ever hear!*
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  • @highjump464
    @highjump464 4 месяца назад +412

    Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three meals a day and remembering to carry the trash out.

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +56

      Amen brother

    • @V8-friendly
      @V8-friendly 4 месяца назад +5

      @@TheCampisisGoing to pull some of these on my wife, and see what happens 😮
      Very nice play with words btw 👍

    • @actuary33
      @actuary33 4 месяца назад +5

      This is why I'm the eternal bachelor.

    • @fredanderson7728
      @fredanderson7728 4 месяца назад +5

      It's amazing how one woman could make Andrew so happy. Imagine if he had five.

    • @mikepiccolo32
      @mikepiccolo32 2 месяца назад +1

      Its all fun and games until the nonsense starts

  • @joeporinchak6013
    @joeporinchak6013 4 месяца назад +145

    Sister's got jokes 😂😂 thank y'all for being hilarious

  • @Tracker7266
    @Tracker7266 4 месяца назад +85

    There has to be laughter in a marriage. You also have to be able laugh and joke with one another and be mindful when enough is enough. Your videos are awesome. Kate's comebacks are LEN-GEN-DARY !!!! ROFLMAO !!

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 3 месяца назад

      I thought you like it when I got you wet🤣🤣

    • @stevenluethje1356
      @stevenluethje1356 2 месяца назад

      This is exactly what you want in a marriage: a woman that is joyful.

  • @chefskiss6179
    @chefskiss6179 4 месяца назад +46

    "...YUP, we should've!"
    😂😂😂

  • @Chainsaw_HM2
    @Chainsaw_HM2 4 месяца назад +112

    “Don’t hate… Get a Kate!”

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +16

      New shirt on the way lol!

    • @matthewwarren3868
      @matthewwarren3868 3 месяца назад

      I've got one, they're great 😂. Friggin soul sisters, I swear!

    • @MDK3192
      @MDK3192 3 месяца назад

      ​@@TheCampisis imo:
      small talk like these "jokes", exhibits toxicity... some relationships; unfortuantely/consequently, are abusing/raped/degraded/humiliated... from such banter... your "jokes", aid & abet, this behavior... disservicing our society... find another way to make money. Are y'all 90's kids?? Embarrassing

    • @MDK3192
      @MDK3192 3 месяца назад

      ​@@matthewwarren3868 80's kids... who raised y'all???

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  3 месяца назад +1

      Never seen married with children?

  • @barcrrt850
    @barcrrt850 4 месяца назад +32

    You've got a fabulous wife!!! Never forget to tell her how much you love her. ❤

  • @Grizzy98639
    @Grizzy98639 4 месяца назад +48

    I am taking notes from these clips, these are gold

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +8

      Taking notes is a successful move

  • @duckpwnd
    @duckpwnd 3 месяца назад +12

    Andrew is one of the smartest, handsomest and most talented men in the world. Katelyn is very lucky to have him.

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  3 месяца назад +4

      Don’t make me blush lol 😂

  • @Adzerk
    @Adzerk 2 месяца назад +3

    awwwww that was so cooooooool.... "do you not, hear our daughter behind us??" Lol. Adorables!!!!!

  • @yawningkitty457
    @yawningkitty457 4 месяца назад +19

    Oh ho that last one stung. 😆😆😆

  • @skipwilson5086
    @skipwilson5086 4 месяца назад +31

    man, I'm a 67 year old male, on my third marriage, and there's SO MUCH truth in ya'lls videos.
    Seriously, I watch and laugh every time, Thanks for sharing them.

  • @nathanspears
    @nathanspears 4 месяца назад +16

    did she slap you so hard at HD that you hit your head on the shelf?!

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +4

      Not hard enough to feel something

  • @user-ro8qq7nx3t
    @user-ro8qq7nx3t 4 месяца назад +17

    😂 and that's why subscribed, freaking hilarious 😂👍🍀 Seen them all and they still make me laugh out loud.😂

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +2

      Glad you been with us this long!!

  • @thhewa2010
    @thhewa2010 4 месяца назад +16

    I love this couple. The best in the RUclips 🤭🤭

  • @chris12326
    @chris12326 4 месяца назад +15

    Y’all are hilarious keep making me laugh great couple

  • @Bexar2204
    @Bexar2204 Месяц назад

    🤣 Whitaker family right there xD

  • @bigalcincinnatikidadventur7692
    @bigalcincinnatikidadventur7692 3 месяца назад +4

    Andrew & Katelyn are another top RUclips Comedy Duo!!! Love how he drives her crazy!!!

  • @anthonypedraza3017
    @anthonypedraza3017 Месяц назад

    The line about kissing the most beautiful girl was smooth AF good sir.

  • @MrKernkraft4000
    @MrKernkraft4000 3 месяца назад +1

    The "Wrap it up... I know I should have"
    And I felt that.

  • @gsom7
    @gsom7 15 дней назад

    Love you two! You got her with the prittiest gril in the world, great comeback

  • @Niagra2011
    @Niagra2011 4 месяца назад +8

    You two are Hilarious!
    Long time Sub here.
    Keep me smiling. 😂

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +1

      Glad you are still with us Niagra!

  • @AirForceFamily
    @AirForceFamily 3 месяца назад +3

    A very HEALTHY and happy marriage! ❤

  • @sohaibguennaz3191
    @sohaibguennaz3191 4 месяца назад +35

    Nice sister

  • @johnsc51997
    @johnsc51997 Месяц назад +1

    Omg.they had me lmao😂

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  Месяц назад

      Appreciate you sending all the comments today! Hope you have a good week!

  • @SoCal780
    @SoCal780 3 месяца назад

    Bro, you had some great ones, but she had a few zingers of her own! 😂😂

  • @fredanderson7728
    @fredanderson7728 4 месяца назад +3

    I was hoping one of the shorts would be, "Gobble gobble,
    thanksgiving!" especially since that was the rudest shit you ever did to Katelyn, lol.

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +3

      lol, saving that one for thanksgiving

  • @niolu1710
    @niolu1710 4 месяца назад +4

    3:13 I’ve never heard that one before 😂😂 LMFAO that’s amazing

  • @bradcurry277
    @bradcurry277 4 месяца назад +4

    We love yall 😂😂😂❤

  • @brokenwrench404
    @brokenwrench404 4 месяца назад +1

    Did he hit his forehead on the lumber after she smacked the back of his head? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lestat070707
    @Lestat070707 3 месяца назад

    Omg, best end to the videos: I'd rather be doing something else, hahahaha

  • @GitDatPC
    @GitDatPC 3 месяца назад

    "And, so it has begun 😑" lol

  • @frankw7266
    @frankw7266 3 месяца назад +1

    Wife & I have been together for 33 years this month... we always joke that we could put a marriage counselor into a straightjacket.

  • @aegontargaryen9322
    @aegontargaryen9322 3 месяца назад

    Ha ha ha , the dream sequence was funny 😂😂😂

  • @vitaAutLetum
    @vitaAutLetum 4 месяца назад +1

    You guys are fucking hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @svenolsen8184
    @svenolsen8184 3 месяца назад

    Lol, she's getting good with the comebacks.

  • @-RONNIE
    @-RONNIE 4 месяца назад +3

    Every time 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 you both are just too funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +1

      Thank you Ronnie! Hope you have a great weekend!

    • @-RONNIE
      @-RONNIE 4 месяца назад

      @@TheCampisis Oh I plan on it. I'm taking the train tomorrow to go up New York to check out a friend's gallery. Going down to Mulberry Street & grab some food.

  • @pick4u2
    @pick4u2 3 месяца назад +1

    thanks, gave me belly laughs, best medicine for anyone

  • @brody210
    @brody210 4 месяца назад +2

    The first 17 seconds are crazy😭💀

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  3 месяца назад +1

      Lmao best part

    • @brody210
      @brody210 3 месяца назад

      @@TheCampisis fr lol

  • @_nopestr
    @_nopestr 4 месяца назад +1

    Oh My God. The cannon shot from 2:42 killed me🤣🤣🤣.

  • @Pepsolman
    @Pepsolman 4 месяца назад +3

    “I do not nag.” (nagging voice)
    “So it has begun.”

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +1

      its like a natural reaction

  • @leedanielson7452
    @leedanielson7452 4 месяца назад +2

    Sooooo many good ones!😂❤

  • @Chris_Clark1MaidenFan
    @Chris_Clark1MaidenFan 4 месяца назад +5

    I didn’t have a sister but I did have a cousin, 😂😂😂😂.

  • @djs12007
    @djs12007 3 месяца назад

    I like her sassy comebacks to him.

  • @Daredayo713
    @Daredayo713 4 месяца назад +9

    Bro why get the hair surgery to just keep wearing hats all the time

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +5

      My hair isnt done growing yet

  • @akiladesilva7422
    @akiladesilva7422 4 месяца назад +5

    This is a compilation of old shorts

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +5

      We wanted to do a video of all the best shorts

    • @akiladesilva7422
      @akiladesilva7422 4 месяца назад +2

      @@TheCampisis cheers mate...love from Sri Lanka. Maybe visit us someday 🤞perhaps a veeeelog too 🤣

  • @sarahk.2381
    @sarahk.2381 Месяц назад

    That was pretty funny watching bantering is always fun personally I will never get married and fully intend to be single for the rest of my life but it is cool seeing two people who are happy to be with each other

  • @thomascollins4325
    @thomascollins4325 Месяц назад

    Andrew and Katelyn, you guys are a riot!!! ❤

  • @peekaboo4q674
    @peekaboo4q674 3 месяца назад

    man me and my girl give each other a lot of good-natured shit but you guys are freakin brutal XD

  • @epygames
    @epygames 3 месяца назад

    It was YOU who made the famous "kayla do you not hear the Beautiful girl behind us" sound😯

  • @djnone8137
    @djnone8137 3 месяца назад

    Im not saying child support should be in the back of your mind but i personally have seen it applied for far less emotional damage 😂😂

  • @V8-friendly
    @V8-friendly 4 месяца назад +3

    Finally I found another cool channel 😎 👍

  • @JoeSmith-dl9ok
    @JoeSmith-dl9ok 3 месяца назад

    That IS a BEAUTIFUL woman. Congrats man!

  • @doctordeath.5716
    @doctordeath.5716 4 месяца назад +2

    Lol, great recap on the different videos the both of you

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +1

      Thank you doctor death, hope life's been good to you lately. Have a good weekend

    • @doctordeath.5716
      @doctordeath.5716 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TheCampisis You are both welcome and I have been having more medical problems with nerves and other issues and I was born with overactive and week blatter and have incontinence and stress incontinence. I have to wear thick overnight adult diapers and thick overnight blatter control pads in my adult diapers for extra protection and I do not let that stop me from doing my every day thing's and I am trying to stay positive and save money to get my 1996 dodge ram slt 1500 4x4 truck 8 foot long bed fixed, but it is hard to. I am a working poor person and I am struggling. I work all weekend and I need the money badly so I can get the stuff that I need and to fix my truck. You have a great weekend and I am sorry for the long message. Much love sent your way.💝

  • @brokenwrench404
    @brokenwrench404 4 месяца назад

    You’re my sister, you’re my sister!!!!
    And she’s pregnant again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mistarpotato
    @Mistarpotato 20 дней назад

    Damn that last part was brutal

  • @jookm
    @jookm 3 месяца назад

    I gotta memorize some of his quips haha

  • @akashkumar-mo5wx
    @akashkumar-mo5wx 4 месяца назад +15

    love from India ❤️

  • @Twisted4x4Australia
    @Twisted4x4Australia 3 месяца назад

    I wish there was a lady as beautiful , funny and as completely natural as Caitlyn in Australia for me , you guys crack me up. All the love from Down Under ❤

  • @Mattnoble80
    @Mattnoble80 3 месяца назад

    Y’all have always been hilarious to me

  • @Nabinut
    @Nabinut 4 месяца назад +2

    0:43 He knew that could only be a dream...

  • @paultravers2567
    @paultravers2567 3 месяца назад +1

    Hi it's Paul in Ireland I love watching your videos you always put a😊 on my face .your love is so beautiful .sending all my love to u and your family .thank u

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  3 месяца назад

      Hey Paul from Ireland! Glad to have you

  • @csw3287
    @csw3287 4 месяца назад +4

    Sweet Home Alabama

  • @r4nd0mn4sc4rf4n
    @r4nd0mn4sc4rf4n 3 месяца назад

    I been watching y’all for long time but my other account is at risk,so I made a new one. Y’all never disappoint me and I could definitely use some of these quotes of yours for when i get married,whenever the Hell that is.

  • @Mike-we3rb
    @Mike-we3rb 3 месяца назад

    “I knew the ins and outs of her at a very young age metaphorically speaking. Now that we’re older I know the ins and outs of her physically speaking.”

  • @cormoranstrike1544
    @cormoranstrike1544 4 месяца назад +1

    Hi from the UK you guys are so funny!

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  3 месяца назад

      Thank you 🙏 glad to have you

  • @JeffreyDavis-xg5vu
    @JeffreyDavis-xg5vu 2 месяца назад

    She is soooo beautiful

  • @krishessler8527
    @krishessler8527 3 месяца назад

    Something told me you guys were from Kentucky 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicholas3329
    @nicholas3329 4 месяца назад +3

    Love it❤😂

  • @kobechromerefractor7093
    @kobechromerefractor7093 Месяц назад

    THIS IS HILARIOUS

  • @aegontargaryen9322
    @aegontargaryen9322 3 месяца назад

    You guys are really funny , what a lovely couple to . All the best from the UK

  • @williammatthews2948
    @williammatthews2948 4 месяца назад +2

    Have a great weekend.

  • @darthcaedus9130
    @darthcaedus9130 4 месяца назад +1

    Got to keep the bloodlines pure lol

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад

      Only way to make a Dynasty last

  • @makilissalas
    @makilissalas 3 месяца назад

    Man I envy what you two have…😂💯

  • @ArkamasRoss
    @ArkamasRoss Месяц назад

    Bro she is gorgeous though with those eyes. Lucky dude.

  • @ChrisHeli1978
    @ChrisHeli1978 4 месяца назад

    Somehow, this comment was on the wrong video, but very interested to get your take on it even though it was totally out of context 🤣 love your content on all platforms, keep it coming!

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +2

      I’ll continue to eat meat. The mere existence of the human race causes mass extinctions of animals and plant life. We can’t just sun graze and live in the trees. Technology must advance or will never grow enough to escape extinction. It’s a double edge sword. Whether you eat it or not. There will be no animal who survives extinction expect for the human race. A cow can’t make a rocket and leave the solar system when the sun expands and scorches the earth. Vegans are noble, and a noble cause may feel good but logically speaking it’s just silly.

    • @marcusanton95
      @marcusanton95 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TheCampisis Exactly. Someone make me a steak, a burger with bacon, a ham sandwich, turkey club and hold the damn veggies.

  • @isaaciglesias1778
    @isaaciglesias1778 4 месяца назад +2

    I can’t watch y’all’s video in public people look at me crazy people like 🤔”why is he laughing so hard “

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад +1

      Just let them watch it with you lol

    • @isaaciglesias1778
      @isaaciglesias1778 3 месяца назад +1

      @@TheCampisis for sure 👍 I’ll be like your pimp like and subscribe!!!! lol either way I tell everyone i know about you guys 😍🤣

  • @Dat_Ruski
    @Dat_Ruski 3 месяца назад

    If it ain't like this, I don't want it

  • @evilbunny2009
    @evilbunny2009 3 месяца назад

    i love it they are funny as hell

  • @louisgiannobile979
    @louisgiannobile979 4 месяца назад +1

    Omg so funny god I love it

  • @timeistooshort2933
    @timeistooshort2933 3 месяца назад

    Absolutely beautiful couple ❤❤❤❤

  • @chuckclark9464
    @chuckclark9464 4 месяца назад +2

    👍👍👍👍👍🤜🤛 if she was my sister I’d marry her too lol

  • @jonathonvince561
    @jonathonvince561 4 месяца назад +1

    When the next kid😅😂

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад

      1 million subscribers and we will visit the conversation

  • @Ilovemydog_Heidi.
    @Ilovemydog_Heidi. 3 месяца назад

    Yall are so funny 😂

  • @henrylee4861
    @henrylee4861 3 месяца назад

    Beautiful lovely times.

  • @kevin-yj1cw
    @kevin-yj1cw 4 месяца назад +1

    Great video lol

  • @SilveradoUSA1
    @SilveradoUSA1 3 месяца назад

    Absolutely gorgeous ❤

  • @blackcrow573
    @blackcrow573 3 месяца назад

    Don’t let her lose her mind if you want sleep in the garage

  • @keithjohnston5422
    @keithjohnston5422 26 дней назад

    I keep telling my wife that Marriage is learning how to fight well..and not leave scars.. and apply lots of lotion and love afterwards :)

  • @josephdelp87
    @josephdelp87 3 месяца назад

    Luv you two.

  • @roodood
    @roodood 4 месяца назад

    Marriage + kids is when the pooper becomes your sanctuary for some peace and quiet.

  • @PickupGeek
    @PickupGeek 3 месяца назад

    The wildest scripted conventions you'll ever see

  • @Mike.715
    @Mike.715 3 месяца назад

    That was awesome lol

  • @BobSmith-bd4oo
    @BobSmith-bd4oo 2 месяца назад

    Here's how the washing machine one should have went.
    You know what the washing machine and you have in common? You both take loads.

  • @TheHighborn
    @TheHighborn 3 месяца назад

    Damn. Those were good ones

  • @randyedmisten1374
    @randyedmisten1374 4 месяца назад +1

    You have a beautiful sister lol

  • @Mike_Baldwin
    @Mike_Baldwin 4 месяца назад +2

    Wait --- she's a spitter? My heart is broken.

    • @TheCampisis
      @TheCampisis  4 месяца назад

      Our jokes are designed from trauma, not truth

    • @Mike_Baldwin
      @Mike_Baldwin 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TheCampisis Lol, I'm just playing - I love you guys. The "heating up my dinner" one in the car made me spit my drink.

  • @YooperHatesOhioState
    @YooperHatesOhioState 4 месяца назад +1

    The greatest couple on da inter web

  • @user-qr5cx8lh6y
    @user-qr5cx8lh6y 3 месяца назад

    Single healthiest married couple in the world today, love it mucho!

  • @lewisshook4348
    @lewisshook4348 4 месяца назад +1

    You found a perfect woman for you! She's blind a can't smell 😅 !!!❤

  • @94nolo
    @94nolo 4 месяца назад +1

    that's INSANE