"I'd prefer that you didn't" is my #1 absolute favourite joke out of everything homestarrunner.com has ever turned out. It still makes my stomach hurt from laughing.
“Look at this can of peas, Helvetica. Won’t you help me buy it for you?” “I dan’t know why, exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to.”
We got a Homestar Runner for sale. Slightly used and mostly confused. We can’t give these things away. I’ll take it. I’ll take 12. Drive one home today.
Lol love the comments on these! XD It's a shame the Chapmans don't post these in good quality on their official channel. Such a nice community on these versions alone.
At a Yard Sale, I bought the first 100 sbemails on DVD for a BUCK! Later that same day, I bought two Kanto Pokédexes (Red & Blue, and Fire Red & Leaf Green) for $5 each!
How does Strong Sad qualify as a Lurker? Are all fat nerds picked on for window shopping, like Open Source Greg? I mean, based on past experiences, he would've been the aforementioned plump kid in the song "Decomposing Pumpkins."
+Noel Goetowski Sorry I think I may have accidentally flagged your comment. I'm texting on a phone and I'm not used to it. But not relating to the"True Nature of Coach Z " is Coach Z an enigma?
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I like how Coach Z is a category all in his own.
"I'd prefer that you didn't" is my #1 absolute favourite joke out of everything homestarrunner.com has ever turned out. It still makes my stomach hurt from laughing.
It's top ten for sure
“Look at this can of peas, Helvetica. Won’t you help me buy it for you?”
“I dan’t know why, exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to.”
I love pretty much anything Cartgage says.
Coach Z is the funniest character ever imagined
Nicholas Italia Coach Z is the *CREEPIEST* character ever imagined.
FIFY ;)
We got a Homestar Runner for sale. Slightly used and mostly confused. We can’t give these things away. I’ll take it. I’ll take 12. Drive one home today.
Lol love the comments on these! XD It's a shame the Chapmans don't post these in good quality on their official channel. Such a nice community on these versions alone.
Well good news from the future, then.
We like to have fun here :)
"Slightly used and mostly confused!" HOW MUCH FOR THAT CUTE BOY HOMESTAR OVER THERE
We can't give them away!
Interested in that $2 Heavy Lourde. Sentimental reasons.
My mom's been making the gar-bâzh sale joke for years now. Guess the Brothers Chaps knew what they were talking about!
At a Yard Sale, I bought the first 100 sbemails on DVD for a BUCK! Later that same day, I bought two Kanto Pokédexes (Red & Blue, and Fire Red & Leaf Green) for $5 each!
You, my friend, just bought yourself an Aunt Gert.
CaptainLumpyDog Epic reply, man!
GabrielusPrime Thanks!
I believe the plural is "Pokédices"
Snagged a GBA SP, Mario Land, Wario Land, some Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and a Nerf Vulcan at a yard sale right across the street from me a few years ago.
hehe love homestar in this one "we got a homestar runner for sale! slightly used and mostly confused!" XD
I feel like I need to take a chemical shower after talking to that guy. Is there an eye wash station?
I love that I can pause and look at all the things he is selling.
God dammit, Coach Z
I went to garage sales today but I found nothing, so I decided to call garage sales "garbage sales"
MOM'S ONLY!
Hahaha, I love the look Marzipan gives Coach Z at the end
MOMS ONLY.Coach Z:So I'm okay to say it!Me: WHAT THE HUTT?😨
LOL. Garage sale and garbage sale. LOL also on Strong Sad's chemical shower line.
Crack open a cold one with da boyz.
I'll show myself out.
I've always wanted an answering machine
"It's a great day at Marzipan's. Please leave me a message"
You see. It already knows your name even.
Coach Z is a mom... Wait what.
I need mental bleach
My favorite episode!
did any1 notice the beer dispenser in the coach z part
Trainmaster_Waffle Kegs and party taps are vital equipment for bringing up baby.
Before "NOT FOR MOMZ," there was "MOMS ONLY"
Pom Pom is Coach Z's Kid...
So if Coach Z is a mom, who's the dad?
Don't ask.
Probably Bubs.
*Pukes* Something tells me I don't want to know...
*looks around sheepishly*
Homsar Probably Homsaaaaar...
Wait, so Strong Sad is the lurker?
Yeah
A Clearblue ad started before this...
The Haggler's Bubs!
I'll give you two thin times for this used pantyhose doll.
0:18 You mean like THE DaThings?
Coach Z spent 5 years in prison
Juvenile prison
Those were the best five years of his life.
#FreeCoachZ
wait coach Z is a mom secretly? MIND BLOWN! i mean how can he have a kid when he is picked on all the time
sonictj3 Or, you know, a dude.
How does Strong Sad qualify as a Lurker? Are all fat nerds picked on for window shopping, like Open Source Greg? I mean, based on past experiences, he would've been the aforementioned plump kid in the song "Decomposing Pumpkins."
Wrong response! It's "Sadly, you are not."
YoshiAngemon You, my friend, just bought yourself an Aunt Gert.
JUGGA JIGGA WUGGA!
@BK Beatty The joke is that it's implied that Cardgage is the lurker when in fact it's Strong Sad somehow
@BK Beatty Here's a math problem for you: "Strong Sad is Lurker, Strong Sad is Plump Kid, Are all Plump Kids Lurkers?"
Ummmyou guys I think coach z is ummm coff coff “pregnant”coff coff
Pretend Tracks YOU DON’T F**KING SAY lol
Coach Z IS a predator I KNEW IT! HAHAHA!
No, he's simply pregnant.
Dude... He's Pregnant!
+Baleigh Cravens Having a tapeworm doesn't count as "pregnant".
He is pregnant with a normal baby or maybe a hybrid child!
Wait.. Coach Z is a mom? Is he actually a woman? It could be possible since SBCG4AP gives hints about it.
So this is where I got helvetica
Well this and Microsoft Word.
And those short segments from Nichijou!
(Title card appears)
🎵Helvetica Standard!🎵
Hey,connor mertens, do you do garage sales?
Interesting...
You don't want know
Gar-ba3?
More like preeow.
Most lazily written episode ever? No. But close.
Coach Z is a women?! I knew it.
+Noel Goetowski Sorry I think I may have accidentally flagged your comment. I'm texting on a phone and I'm not used to it. But not relating to the"True Nature of Coach Z " is Coach Z an enigma?
He thinks he is a mother. That's one of his more than two prablems.
No, Coach Z’s a man. It’s Free Country USA, men can be moms.