The Nerd Crew: D23, Star Wars, D23, Disney+ and Streaming Services

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • The boys are back to talk about the latest in pop culture news and entertainment.

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @FingonfiNinja
    @FingonfiNinja 5 лет назад +4457

    Just signed to RLM+ where I can watch exclusive shows like Half in the Bag, Re:View, Best of the Worst and Ellen.

    • @gilly_5123
      @gilly_5123 5 лет назад +116

      wait isnt that patreon

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 5 лет назад +19

      can i see extended versions of Honest Post Credit Scenes on there? With "REAL" commentary?

    • @gadbel685
      @gadbel685 5 лет назад +4

      XD

    • @Rune3D
      @Rune3D 5 лет назад +3

      You win! xD

    • @MrTkillian
      @MrTkillian 5 лет назад +46

      BUT WILL THERE BE A SPACE COP SOFT REBOOT??????
      OR A FEEDING FRENZY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE???
      At LEAST give me a Gorilla Interrupted web series!!!!

  • @gamerdude362
    @gamerdude362 5 лет назад +7633

    I have no idea what streaming services were real or fake.

    • @codynoel1721
      @codynoel1721 5 лет назад +663

      Matt C that’s exactly what I was thinking. I honestly can’t tell where they crossed from reality to satire.

    • @92Raider-art
      @92Raider-art 5 лет назад +100

      Me neither man

    • @sandersonmcdonald9124
      @sandersonmcdonald9124 5 лет назад +249

      If it didn't have at least two plus signs or a plus sign/NOW combo it was clearly fake.

    • @occono3543
      @occono3543 5 лет назад +329

      There's so many times where it's actually more convoluted then what they say.
      "Spidey and His Amazing Friends" isn't going to Disney+, it's on Disney Junior on cable. The Office is going to NBC's streaming service, but Friends isn't, it's owned by Warner and is going to HBO Max.

    • @jynx3662
      @jynx3662 5 лет назад +83

      I didn't hear any fake ones mentioned.

  • @Courier_333
    @Courier_333 5 лет назад +4419

    This is simultaneously the funniest yet most depressingly realistic depiction of nerd culture in 2019

    • @Mankepanke
      @Mankepanke 5 лет назад +283

      "nerd" culture. All of those channels are nerd blackface.

    • @skaluv
      @skaluv 5 лет назад +50

      This, part of me wonders if they should just pack the channel in. I don't think they can top this.

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 5 лет назад +136

      Magnus Bergmark “nerd blackface” ...I fucking hate how accurate that statement is

    • @MALICEM12
      @MALICEM12 5 лет назад +66

      @@Mankepanke yep, whenever something goes mainstream you get alot of that. Now nerd culture isn't different, it's just basic bitch, how ironic.

    • @Ramcattery
      @Ramcattery 5 лет назад +54

      I'm at 9 minutes in and I'm simultaneously laughing really hard and also weirdly tempted to click away because of how I annoyed I am at how realistic this is.

  • @jakobtraxl8448
    @jakobtraxl8448 5 лет назад +4667

    this is actually the most horrifying episode of black mirror so far

    • @Markm8
      @Markm8 5 лет назад +179

      It’s so stunning, and it’s a episode about family

    • @HarpoTheVillain
      @HarpoTheVillain 5 лет назад +126

      @@Markm8 And that's what makes it so powerful

    • @crizzlevideo
      @crizzlevideo 4 года назад +47

      Very cool

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 4 года назад +28

      I clapped.

    • @ethan6277
      @ethan6277 4 года назад +6

      Yes it was

  • @1965917
    @1965917 5 лет назад +824

    12:40 "We all bow to our Disney overlords, hail the mouse, hail the mouse" - incase anyone was wondering

    • @montecristo1845
      @montecristo1845 5 лет назад +48

      Batbrush THANK YOU! I was having a Twin Peaks moment but without subtitles. 😱

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD 5 лет назад +26

      Thanks i was looking for this comment, *very cool*

    • @kelownatechkid
      @kelownatechkid 5 лет назад +3

      Thank you!!

    • @92Raider-art
      @92Raider-art 5 лет назад +4

      That was incredible. I loved that part

    • @NightCoin
      @NightCoin 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks dude

  • @BassPlayer60134
    @BassPlayer60134 5 лет назад +897

    RLM is like listening to the blues. It is depressing in content but somehow makes you feel better.

    • @LeSensuel
      @LeSensuel 5 лет назад +10

      BassPlayer60134 It’s also listening to people who want to kill themselves and enjoying it.

    • @DoctorObviously
      @DoctorObviously 2 года назад +8

      That's very accurately stated.

  • @BryceEdwardBrown
    @BryceEdwardBrown 5 лет назад +1906

    12:41 when played in reverse, Jay says, "We all bow to our Disney overlords. Hail the mouse. Hail the mouse."

    • @XalphYT
      @XalphYT 5 лет назад +41

      Bryce Edward Brown Thanks!

    • @vernontk
      @vernontk 5 лет назад +17

      Danke

    • @thephalken
      @thephalken 5 лет назад +54

      not all heroes wear capes

    • @ZachSMarsh
      @ZachSMarsh 5 лет назад +76

      That’s weird, all I heard was “Turn Me On, Dead Man. I Buried Paul in Cranberry Sauce.”

    • @MrChupacabra555
      @MrChupacabra555 5 лет назад +20

      Thank you! I KNEW someone would do this, saving me all the hard work...which I would never have done anyway ^_^

  • @klaykid117
    @klaykid117 3 года назад +521

    I like how this literally predicted Paramount plus existing like two years before it actually did

    • @BETTERNOTGOLIVEBOY
      @BETTERNOTGOLIVEBOY 2 года назад +4

      You know Mike got paramount+ so he could jack off to startrek.

    • @pigwarts
      @pigwarts Год назад +38

      Hard to tell when the line is crossed between reality and fiction in this video. It's clearly crossed at some point it's definitely a blur (and apparently getting blurrier).

    • @jorcornel558
      @jorcornel558 Год назад +24

      Wait Paramount+ wasnt out then?

    • @Garethsmod
      @Garethsmod Год назад

      ​@@jorcornel558Yeah no it was just CBS All Access. I checked to see if I could find a former paramount plus, and yeah no everything just says it was formerly CBS All Access.

    • @thefuriousfatty2297
      @thefuriousfatty2297 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@jorcornel558it was announced late 2020 early 2021

  • @wulfenbride9705
    @wulfenbride9705 5 лет назад +2909

    3 grown men talk about something I don't care about while parodying something I don't know and I love it

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 5 лет назад +84

      Redletter in a nutshell

    • @TheOverTaker2
      @TheOverTaker2 5 лет назад +73

      I think is better not knowing where does this come from because it must be cringy as fuck

    • @moonshapedabsolution
      @moonshapedabsolution 5 лет назад +57

      When you know about Collider, it's even funnier

    • @Issicra
      @Issicra 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah, you really have to watch Collider to appreciate this.

    • @Horzuhammer
      @Horzuhammer 5 лет назад +25

      @@Issicra I agree, and you don't even have to watch long. I first heard of them rewatching Nerd Crew vids just a couple days ago. Took me less than a minute to realize that the RLM guys don't even really have to embellish their personas that much. Even heard a _very cool!_ there.

  • @AGoodVibe
    @AGoodVibe 5 лет назад +453

    “MTV minus” is basically what happened to MTV in the 90s.

  • @archib0ld1
    @archib0ld1 5 лет назад +688

    "Food Network _to go"_
    Food Network producer: write that down!

    • @angelarch5352
      @angelarch5352 5 лет назад +10

      haha, i thought that too, it's too good!:D

    • @stargate12
      @stargate12 5 лет назад +35

      I thought that one was real... It is a great name.

    • @whoijacket
      @whoijacket 5 лет назад

      Out Above that’s too good.

    • @NameIsDoc
      @NameIsDoc 5 лет назад +4

      Its really a good name....

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 5 лет назад

      If you put the underscore outside the quotation mark, it will italicize what you were intending to italicize
      -The RUclips Comment Fairy

  • @rexmundi3108
    @rexmundi3108 5 лет назад +1364

    10 years from now people will be talking about how prophetic this was. If Disney has cleared them for comment access.

    • @thedustinmobile1054
      @thedustinmobile1054 4 года назад +40

      Its already accurate

    • @worfsonofmogh1154
      @worfsonofmogh1154 4 года назад +36

      BMW is already making car features like heated seats, remote starting and [more scary] Anti-lock breaking systems subscription based. That means they will have a way to remotely turn off features of your car potentially. Subscription software is bad but we're headed to services for hardware.

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 4 года назад +22

      @Oh Kinawa
      Capitalism is fine. A defacto oligarchy that assumes money is equivalent to merit and boxes out anyone who isn't in their class makes true capitalism impossible.

    • @DrZoid99
      @DrZoid99 4 года назад +19

      @@TheZigzagman This is true capitalism

    • @BMoser-bv6kn
      @BMoser-bv6kn 3 года назад +15

      @@TheZigzagman > "true" capitalism
      Capitalism - a society run by and for the benefit of capitalists.
      Capitalist - someone who acquires power and wealth from the extraction and exploitation of workers, natural resources, and rentiers.
      Your anti-monopoly ideas are anti-capitalist, but it's a credit to their propaganda that you don't recognize it as such.

  • @agentcarter2219
    @agentcarter2219 5 лет назад +1498

    "How dare you make a sensible financial move!" - Rich 2019

  • @tomgay5951
    @tomgay5951 5 лет назад +565

    I just imagine Mike laughing like a bond villain when Lootcrate went bust

    • @eddyeldridge7427
      @eddyeldridge7427 5 лет назад +4

      I did.

    • @wishcraft4u2
      @wishcraft4u2 5 лет назад +8

      I just imagine him laughing like Mike. How is that not infinitely more creepy

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 5 лет назад +15

      Lootcrate went bust? Oh no this is terrible. Now who will send me random boxes of junk nobody can otherwise give away?

    • @gerrywheeler1394
      @gerrywheeler1394 5 лет назад +6

      Mike laughing in a swivel chair while petting a Tribble on his lap.

    • @timothywillox8564
      @timothywillox8564 5 лет назад +1

      I never realized how much I want Mike as a Bond villain until now

  • @livelongnprosper4051
    @livelongnprosper4051 5 лет назад +438

    I'm glad to see Rich got his contract renewed

    • @davidalkhed3368
      @davidalkhed3368 5 лет назад +1

      Tony Mozzarella He wasn’t replaced!

    • @ort170
      @ort170 5 лет назад +13

      Endless options for renewal.

    • @ephin3242
      @ephin3242 5 лет назад +2

      I’m glad they revived him after he died before the last video.

  • @walnuts9425
    @walnuts9425 5 лет назад +439

    I honestly can’t tell how many of those streaming services were fake

  • @joelnicholson
    @joelnicholson 5 лет назад +412

    Me, personally, I'm looking forward to a Breaking Bad-style, 7-season, gritty reboot of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

    • @TheTaoZun
      @TheTaoZun 5 лет назад +8

      Hungry for crack

    • @Ishkur23
      @Ishkur23 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah but the last two seasons will suck when they run out of source material.

  • @S.E.J
    @S.E.J 5 лет назад +991

    12:41
    “We all bow to our Disney overlords. Hail the mouse. Hail the mouse.”

    • @DaHellDuck
      @DaHellDuck 5 лет назад +16

      Thank you!

    • @MultiBeerme
      @MultiBeerme 5 лет назад +28

      @@MarsofAritia
      Any time this song is referenced, all I can think of is the end scene of Full Metal Jacket.

    • @jqyhlmnp
      @jqyhlmnp 5 лет назад +5

      MultiBeerme anytime full metal jacket is referenced, I think of fullmetal alchemist

    • @benjaminthefox
      @benjaminthefox 5 лет назад +8

      @@MarsofAritia
      Who's our little furry friend who lives in reactor 3?
      C-A-N-C-E-R M-O-U-S-E
      Who's Radioactive fur is slowly killing me?
      C-A-N-C-E-R M-O-U-S-E

    • @NexusApollo
      @NexusApollo 5 лет назад +6

      Very cool. Very cool.

  • @marceldavis4376
    @marceldavis4376 5 лет назад +1996

    "he's bitching about star wars is he alt right?" That made me burst laughing and I love this satire of nerd podcasts I'mma start watching more lol

    • @MaxLoafin
      @MaxLoafin 4 года назад +16

      "Actual statement on economics"
      14 likes
      "Very cool"
      21 likes
      And ppl wonder why we're in this shit

    • @pfclex6737
      @pfclex6737 4 года назад +12

      Economics very cool

    • @psychoboyjack285
      @psychoboyjack285 3 года назад +2

      what do you mean "satire" ?

  • @jhhwild
    @jhhwild 5 лет назад +781

    In the future this will no longer be seen as comedy but as prophecy.

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 5 лет назад +32

      That's happening right now...

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 5 лет назад +28

      @@andrewlaco1776 It doesn't have to be the distant future, it could have been 10 minutes after I posted the comment.

    • @Left4Deadluver
      @Left4Deadluver 5 лет назад +5

      @@jhhwild lol nice recovery

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 5 лет назад +4

      The guys have predicted numerous public figure deaths over the years. Now they’re predicting the imminent death of nerd culture as we know it

    • @Left4Deadluver
      @Left4Deadluver 5 лет назад

      @@rhetiq9989 really? any big names in particular?

  • @michaelwettengel7071
    @michaelwettengel7071 5 лет назад +185

    These guys destroy more mid-2000's tech than Neil Breen.

  • @ianod
    @ianod 5 лет назад +762

    The funny thing is that idk what is a joke and whats for real

    • @ianod
      @ianod 5 лет назад

      @@darthkai8242 sounds legit

    • @KevlarGorilla
      @KevlarGorilla 5 лет назад +17

      It's all a joke, and about half of it is real.

    • @Underground3
      @Underground3 5 лет назад +1

      The reality of crown world, we don't know anymore..

    • @cattleprodding
      @cattleprodding 5 лет назад +1

      It’s all real, and about half of it is a joke.

    • @TPV07
      @TPV07 5 лет назад +4

      I actually had to google the streaming services and checked which are real and which are not 😂

  • @FUNKe
    @FUNKe 5 лет назад +567

    Can someone send me a trial link for RLM+? It won't let me watch this new video until I sign up.

    • @cyber_person
      @cyber_person 5 лет назад +8

      You should do an SFM based on some shorts from this episode. You could pull it off.

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 4 года назад +5

      Ayy TFtubers watch RLM?

    • @tylerspaghetti3646
      @tylerspaghetti3646 4 года назад +3

      RLM+ is just their patron 😳

    • @CRP7000
      @CRP7000 3 года назад

      🆗

  • @jakiethedwards724
    @jakiethedwards724 5 лет назад +677

    I like how the nerd crew universe is basically turning into a cyberpunk dystopia.

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 5 лет назад +105

      "The Nerd Crew Universe"
      We're all gonna be _wishing_ it was contained within a parody show. Give it five years for the suck to _really_ start.

    • @jakiethedwards724
      @jakiethedwards724 5 лет назад +15

      @@Hanzer-ns5bh can I at least get a robot arm before I get contract enslaved by disney?

    • @calliph
      @calliph 5 лет назад +9

      @@jakiethedwards724 only if it's red.

    • @INTERNERT
      @INTERNERT 5 лет назад +7

      Hanzer 2277 I’m going to live in a van, down by the river

    • @micahmueller5186
      @micahmueller5186 5 лет назад

      All their show's are.

  • @Julia-tu6xl
    @Julia-tu6xl 5 лет назад +141

    I love when Mike and Jay break at 2:25

    • @RD1R
      @RD1R 4 года назад +18

      Rich Evans was the key to all of this

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams Месяц назад +1

      That echo on FUUUCK OFFFF! will crack me up every time.

  • @cf9368
    @cf9368 5 лет назад +557

    The greatest show in the history of pop culture, geek culture AND nerd culture

  • @strongcoffee2533
    @strongcoffee2533 5 лет назад +237

    "Mike if you knew about the industry so much how come you weren't invited to the opening of Galaxy's Edge?" BURN

    • @joek600
      @joek600 5 лет назад +56

      I was so waiting for the ''I ve been busting my ass..'' line

  • @conspiracyman8353
    @conspiracyman8353 4 года назад +468

    Jay: 'Aren't we supposed to be going into a recession soon?'
    Oh, Jay, how depressingly correct you were...

    • @Rhodair
      @Rhodair 3 года назад +8

      @uNnHkP8mza it's not age old nor inevitable; just a reflection of our modern economic and justice systems

    • @ryguy081399
      @ryguy081399 3 года назад +6

      @uNnHkP8mza America & Capitalism have not existed since the Bronze Age, economic meltdowns are not an inevitability we’re powerless to stop.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 3 года назад +9

      The Plandemic preceding the Great Reset.

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 Год назад

      ​@unnhkp8mza522 lol what no

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 Год назад +1

      ​​@@Marinealver-has velcro shoes

  • @aljen181
    @aljen181 5 лет назад +981

    I can't wait to pirate all these shows and then not watch them.

    • @BrandonHasAChannel
      @BrandonHasAChannel 5 лет назад +15

      Welcome to 5D

    • @aljen181
      @aljen181 5 лет назад +91

      @Quentin Beck The Nerd Crew listed plenty of reasons to not support Disney.

    • @aaron2927
      @aaron2927 5 лет назад +36

      @Quentin Beck Well you cant get just 1 streaming service, every single show has its own streaming service so if you want to watch the latest episode of anything you have to pay $15 a month.

    • @JamesonWilde
      @JamesonWilde 5 лет назад +80

      @Quentin Beck you are the problem.

    • @Duhya
      @Duhya 5 лет назад +29

      @Quentin Beck I do have a streaming service. I just don't have all the streaming services.

  • @grahamwhitworth373
    @grahamwhitworth373 5 лет назад +677

    Jay says “we bow to our Disney overlords, hail the mouse, hail the mouse” in reverse.

    • @AlvinFlang967
      @AlvinFlang967 5 лет назад +21

      Graham Whitworth sounds like twin peaks

    • @S.E.J
      @S.E.J 5 лет назад +15

      we all bow*

    • @RyanTheWebGuy
      @RyanTheWebGuy 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you.

    • @karlbrink9639
      @karlbrink9639 5 лет назад +7

      You're doing God's work son.

    • @hederachfedaykin9696
      @hederachfedaykin9696 5 лет назад +6

      @@AlvinFlang967 The guy loves twin peaks. I'm betting he had a blast saying that line in reverse.

  • @DaBeezNeez
    @DaBeezNeez Год назад +56

    Nerd Crew aged like wine. This episode in particular

    • @jwroot
      @jwroot 9 месяцев назад

      They've literally called out shills and reactors! LMFAO

  • @omega-senshu7551
    @omega-senshu7551 5 лет назад +331

    THE NERD CREW IS BACK! NO ONE IS EVER REALLY GONE!!!

  • @skost8825
    @skost8825 5 лет назад +711

    The RLMCU is so dense, every shot has a cynical effect.

    • @timmholl9238
      @timmholl9238 5 лет назад +6

      THIS comment made me laugh out loud.

    • @DroolingLizard
      @DroolingLizard 5 лет назад +11

      I clapped

    • @NexusVerbal
      @NexusVerbal 5 лет назад +15

      It's stylistically designed to be that way . . .

    • @WaffleDragon
      @WaffleDragon 5 лет назад +1

      Hopefully it'll work.

    • @nopy99
      @nopy99 5 лет назад +1

      We just need them to go faster and more intense

  • @ImJustSayin2014
    @ImJustSayin2014 5 лет назад +283

    12:41 he says “We all bow to our Disney overlords. Hail the mouse! Hail the mouse!”

    • @vaporizejello
      @vaporizejello 5 лет назад +7

      was hoping someone would post that haha thanks!

    • @ben4894
      @ben4894 5 лет назад

      Genius

    • @aidan1890
      @aidan1890 5 лет назад +16

      Jay becoming a David Lynch film

    • @plasticflower
      @plasticflower 5 лет назад +3

      If you activate auto generated subtitles it says "wombling their older boy girl boy"...

    • @rhysspeight7142
      @rhysspeight7142 5 лет назад

      Oh hey Rynn, fancy seeing you here, I like your tumblr blog it’s VERY cool.

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 5 лет назад +466

    Pirate bay has all your streaming needs

    • @skeletalbassman1028
      @skeletalbassman1028 5 лет назад +9

      Wowee

    • @angelarch5352
      @angelarch5352 5 лет назад +28

      Disney is going to buy pirate bay next, and make an animated movie about it and sell it back to you!

    • @theedictofworms
      @theedictofworms 5 лет назад +7

      You can't use pirate Bay you are a good guy you promised.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 5 лет назад

      LOL

    • @80sGameGuy
      @80sGameGuy 5 лет назад +15

      Make sure you pay another monthly fee to your vpn.

  • @jetjazz05
    @jetjazz05 5 лет назад +333

  • @koreyjeffers6963
    @koreyjeffers6963 4 года назад +29

    I come back to these nerd crew videos on a monthly basis. Somehow they become more and more relevant rather than less

  • @vito
    @vito 5 лет назад +299

    You have no idea what a present this is. This has literally made my day 10 times better.

  • @drizztsensei
    @drizztsensei 5 лет назад +409

    It's really depressing how accurate this is and how many people just support crap ... Very Cool!

    • @John-vn9js
      @John-vn9js 5 лет назад +3

      Very cool!

    • @nutyyyy
      @nutyyyy 5 лет назад +16

      Most of the streaming services will fail because no one will pay for them all.

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404 5 лет назад

      Are you talking about redlettermedia or all the streaming services?

    • @toufiq309
      @toufiq309 5 лет назад +2

      VEEEEEEEEEERY COOL

    • @travis590
      @travis590 5 лет назад +5

      @@nutyyyy True. But Disney will succeed and once most/all of the others are dead, they'll jack up the price to Comcast levels.

  • @mamaya311
    @mamaya311 Год назад +68

    4 years in the future… the majority of streaming services are bleeding money cause surprise, surprise… customers aren’t actually going to sign up for everything. And Disney killed Star Wars and Marvel. This aged like fine wine.

    • @jwroot
      @jwroot 9 месяцев назад +11

      They predicted everything like Matt and Trey!😅

  • @donedeal00051
    @donedeal00051 5 лет назад +290

    I lost it on Galaxy Edge come back..."You don't have a comeback for that motherf**ker!"" 🤣🤣

    • @92Raider-art
      @92Raider-art 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah that was the best!

    • @Lordaramiz
      @Lordaramiz 5 лет назад +10

      Look for "Kristian Harloff Galaxy's Edge" here on youtube. That was a hilarious reference.

  • @Jarumo76
    @Jarumo76 5 лет назад +90

    "Did Drew Struzan die ?"
    "No, he is still alive."
    Uh-oh.
    Mr. Struzan, better make your will, your days are numbered.

  • @Amalvipls
    @Amalvipls Год назад +21

    For me what hits the hardest is Mike's comment about "I've been waiting my whole adult life for a tv show featuring captain crunch!"
    the stupidity reaches so many levels that its absolutely genius. Its so fucking funny to think the people they were parodying were able to say dumbshit like that with a straight face

  • @Thomas-xj3ts
    @Thomas-xj3ts 5 лет назад +79

    I can't believe that RedLetterMedia keeps getting Hollywood heart-throb and professional ladies man, Rich Evens to appear on their show.

    • @popeyethepirate2902
      @popeyethepirate2902 5 лет назад +7

      Finally, little girls have someone to look up to .

    • @Matt-pc5cd
      @Matt-pc5cd 5 лет назад +2

      It's spelled Richevens

    • @lucastoole1
      @lucastoole1 5 лет назад +2

      I LOVE Dick the Birthday Boy!

  • @NefariousKoel
    @NefariousKoel 5 лет назад +745

    6:39 "He's bitching about Star Wars. Is he Alt-R!ight?"
    Just predicted the future media headlines.

    • @that1guy375
      @that1guy375 5 лет назад +69

      This being the reality of the world right now made me laugh, then cry.

    • @GoofylookinHippy
      @GoofylookinHippy 5 лет назад +24

      My girlfriend - who's never seen the nerd crew before , but understands the culture war - and I both laughed so hard when we heard that. Pure gold.

    • @Undone007
      @Undone007 5 лет назад +13

      With the innocence of a wide eyed child, Jay uttered those words and I spit my drink all over myself.

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 5 лет назад +47

      Remember if you don't like the current direction of any piece of corporate media, you are LITERALLY HITLER.

    • @anthonymounkes981
      @anthonymounkes981 5 лет назад

      @@that1guy375 then listen to more Masu Dore

  • @aloftmelevar
    @aloftmelevar 2 года назад +36

    i'm kicking myself for not discovering RLM much earlier, this is legitimately the funniest shit i've found on this site in years.

    • @groinBlaster31
      @groinBlaster31 7 месяцев назад +1

      I recommend checking out half in the bag for some movies you like or dislike, then easing yourself into the best of the worst. Start with the episode about the video "surviving edged weapons."

  • @karma_monkey
    @karma_monkey 5 лет назад +156

    I love how much trouble Jay has staying in character and not laughing at everything Rich says.

    • @orbtain
      @orbtain 5 лет назад +8

      @@scottk1525 How fucking *dense* can you get? He's laughing at the *trouble* not any one discrete event *CHRIST*

    • @gordonramsaysexdwarf7186
      @gordonramsaysexdwarf7186 5 лет назад

      How do you know? You only get to see what they keep in after editing, for all you know there are hours of Jay laughing on the cutting room floor...

  • @d.b.cooper5766
    @d.b.cooper5766 5 лет назад +537

    “You can only turn your hat so far sideways to hide the fact that your 48.”

    • @Soggz4
      @Soggz4 5 лет назад +18

      ...I'm 52.

    • @bellboy7809
      @bellboy7809 5 лет назад +13

      Pftt!
      YOU’RE 52!

    • @mrredherring2900
      @mrredherring2900 5 лет назад +14

      @@bellboy7809 *slowly turns hat* Noooo... 42.

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 5 лет назад

      Terminal Cancer bigot.......................

    • @PeterKJRichterIMHO
      @PeterKJRichterIMHO 5 лет назад

      Why I keep my hat pointed forward, and fuck it people think I'm old ;-p

  • @rezamemari_
    @rezamemari_ 5 лет назад +83

    "You know everytime I drink Pepsi, I have a streaming service." Cricketts. HAHAHAH

  • @DangerVille
    @DangerVille 5 лет назад +242

    All these streaming services are making me turn back to physical media...

    • @BrandonHasAChannel
      @BrandonHasAChannel 5 лет назад +34

      Check out the physical streaming service that lets you physically stream your favorite useless thing's! It's VERY cool

    • @DangerVille
      @DangerVille 5 лет назад +24

      @@BrandonHasAChannel VERY COOL

    • @Pheeze
      @Pheeze 5 лет назад +4

      And torrenting!

    • @SeithonJetter
      @SeithonJetter 5 лет назад +4

      Hell I just brought a DVD for the first time in a decade last week because it was cheaper then renting it from youtube O.o

    • @F_lippy
      @F_lippy 5 лет назад +2

      Hell yeah! VHS IS MAKING A COMEBACK, BABYYYY!!!

  • @eirhjien
    @eirhjien 5 лет назад +191

    that polish immigrant doll, has been sitting on shelves at 5 below for nearly a year now... they're like $1 each...

    • @alexholker1309
      @alexholker1309 5 лет назад +6

      I found the 6" Black Series one at The Reject Shop.

    • @Louis-wp3fq
      @Louis-wp3fq 5 лет назад +10

      *slide whistle*

    • @LissaBroyles
      @LissaBroyles 5 лет назад +5

      I just found cases of unopened figures at my local Dollar tree. Imagine my excitement finding figures of Jyn Erso, Rey, animated Leia, Admiral Holdo, Rose Tico
      & the blind Asian & fat Puerto Rican from Rogue 1 FOR ONLY $1 EEEEEEEAAAACCCCHHHH!!
      What a Deal! Thank you Disney Star Wars!!

    • @CaptainRegular
      @CaptainRegular 5 лет назад +3

      I'm not surprised; Schindler's List was a really depressing movie, so I don't know why they thought toys would sell well.

    • @eirhjien
      @eirhjien 5 лет назад +1

      @@CaptainRegular considering when it was made, why didn't we get a Schindler's List happy meal?

  • @karimmoop9560
    @karimmoop9560 5 лет назад +1143

    I actually appericate rian johnson for killing star wars forever

    • @meyes5671
      @meyes5671 5 лет назад +201

      rian johnson is a secret hero

    • @mooreoftre
      @mooreoftre 4 года назад +18

      Hmmm you might have just said something

    • @Winterhe4rt
      @Winterhe4rt 4 года назад +146

      maybe he will go down in history as the man who saved the earth from the mouse.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 4 года назад +62

      I think we owe it all to Kathleen. George knew what he was doing when he planted the seed of having her in charge when he sold Lucasfilm to those white slavers

    • @Noah-vm7yl
      @Noah-vm7yl 4 года назад +49

      George Lucas ruined Star Wars. But, at least he didn’t do it on purpose.

  • @morecoffee998
    @morecoffee998 5 лет назад +131

    Streaming services are no longer services, instead they are holding content hostage.

    • @chumchumbler1613
      @chumchumbler1613 5 лет назад

      Very cool!

    • @rage9715
      @rage9715 5 лет назад +4

      I used to have a few of these but I gave up and started to pirate stuff cause fuck paying $90+ p/m for 4-5 shows. ect

  • @nurulizzati971
    @nurulizzati971 5 лет назад +270

    Remember the mantra:
    *LOYALTY TO DISNEY. LOYALTY TO THE BRAND. LOYALTY IS SALVATION. LOYALTY IS LIFE*
    we are but mere mortals

    • @SerpentsHiss
      @SerpentsHiss 5 лет назад +7

      at 13:40 if anyones looking for that section

    • @markschmidt5253
      @markschmidt5253 5 лет назад +9

      WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

    • @angelarch5352
      @angelarch5352 5 лет назад +2

      dammit... if it's a choice of joining cults, I'm joining the mad max one. Witness me all shiny and CHROME!!! (cancels Disney+ subscription)

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 5 лет назад

      Yes, you've repeated a joke from the video we all just watched. Amazing

    • @GloriousReign
      @GloriousReign 5 лет назад

      I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @ImpendingRival
    @ImpendingRival 4 года назад +31

    I love the running gag of them saying they’re going to cut something out when they never do.

  • @GunnerOz
    @GunnerOz 5 лет назад +34

    This is such a savage critic of the current state of nerd culture, but it needs to be said.

  • @commanderargon3321
    @commanderargon3321 5 лет назад +245

    God I can’t wait for the Quaker Oats streaming service

    • @pellelinde8228
      @pellelinde8228 5 лет назад +3

      "Is it satire or just fucking depressing?"

    • @Mallus01
      @Mallus01 5 лет назад +2

      VERY COOL!!!

    • @future8772
      @future8772 5 лет назад

      this but unironically

    • @Noisetank007
      @Noisetank007 5 лет назад +2

      i live by the quaker oats factory, ill go and pitch it too em'

  • @mooreoftre
    @mooreoftre 5 лет назад +121

    Reality is beginning to fade

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 года назад +10

      We are reaching that Parody Inversion Point.

    • @deadflowers7017
      @deadflowers7017 4 года назад +2

      We can only hope

    • @monsieurcondottiero2685
      @monsieurcondottiero2685 3 года назад

      @@Marinealver phew. Thank god that 2020 went for the dystopian scifi twist instead

  • @ericwoll
    @ericwoll 5 лет назад +149

    "Who is this character? Is that a polish immigrant?"
    I laughed way too hard at this.

    • @GeekOwtLowd
      @GeekOwtLowd 5 лет назад +2

      "Why is she wearing Old Navy clothes?"

  • @AnAngelineer
    @AnAngelineer Год назад +22

    Will we ever see a new skit of the nerd crew? They are just hilarious!

  • @ghettofridge
    @ghettofridge 5 лет назад +530

    "Is this a Polish immigrant?"
    RIP my sides

    • @Withershins-
      @Withershins- 5 лет назад +48

      That's as edgy as they could get without mentioning Arabs.

    • @alster546
      @alster546 5 лет назад +4

      for real thought, who was that character?
      was she in Rogue one?

    • @ghostman76015
      @ghostman76015 5 лет назад +5

      Rogue 2, she was #2

    • @Alvarezpl
      @Alvarezpl 5 лет назад +9

      Poland is normal, peacefull, clean country, not disease-ridden shithole, with feces on the streets, like USA. :)

    • @chucky187
      @chucky187 5 лет назад +6

      @@Alvarezpl It is ony peaceful, because you have the U.S. military there protecting you from Russia. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

  • @Gustavo_PerezRamirez
    @Gustavo_PerezRamirez Год назад +40

    2023: The Jokes are Real.

  • @randiaditya1126
    @randiaditya1126 2 года назад +13

    2:14 "will they gonna back to andrew garfield?"
    2:32 "what about tobey maguire? an elderly spiderman would be a great twist"
    Rich Evans Predicted No way Home. Very cool

  • @blm2357
    @blm2357 5 лет назад +50

    A self inflicted bubble that will burst because companies don't know what to do about people unplugging from cable.

  • @JodysCorner
    @JodysCorner 5 лет назад +174

    "It's not in alphabetical order. It's just listed randomly" LOL

    • @liesdamnlies3372
      @liesdamnlies3372 5 лет назад +5

      I guess he'll just have to enjoy all that original content he finds along the way!

    • @WailFin
      @WailFin 5 лет назад +1

      @@liesdamnlies3372 I was laughing at the joke, but until now I didn't exactly realize why it felt like such a good one.
      I didn't notice it...but my brain did.

  • @pimtool3185
    @pimtool3185 4 года назад +72

    So Paramount Plus is a thing now. Mike's prophecy has been fulfilled!!!

  • @voodoodolll
    @voodoodolll 5 лет назад +105

    To quote someone else here in the comments: "I love how streaming started as an option to reduce piracy for the ease of access and now its full circle back to the beginning, when Piratebay and RARBG are again the solution to their gatekeeping garbage."
    Pirate everything. Don't enable this kind of anti-consumer shit.

  • @curryweek
    @curryweek 5 лет назад +56

    Half way through I just imagined this as the beginning to the Brand Wars from Demolition Man and it worked surprisingly well

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 5 лет назад +6

      Waiting for Taco Bell to come sweep the floor with all these nerds

    • @DawningFrost
      @DawningFrost 5 лет назад +4

      "Franchise Wars"

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 5 лет назад +4

      This comment gives me joy-joy feelings.

    • @stevenjohnson2668
      @stevenjohnson2668 5 лет назад +1

      In the future, all media is Disney.

    • @IronHayden
      @IronHayden 5 лет назад +1

      @@Hanzer-ns5bh Not if Pizza Hut has anything to say about it.

  • @antimaster6432
    @antimaster6432 5 лет назад +20

    i love that mike's hat is slowly being turned backwards each time it cuts to them.

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 5 лет назад +146

    "How dare anyone cross Disney."
    Me, personally? I think that's very cool.

  • @eduardojauregui.5378
    @eduardojauregui.5378 5 лет назад +57

    That manual is the "Prometheus disc companion guide". What a cameo.

  • @BlindDweller
    @BlindDweller 5 лет назад +69

    Imagine living in a world where you basically need to be a millionaire to watch anything new or popular...

    • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
      @Ammoniumbicarbonat 5 лет назад +15

      Macrothyst Well, to watch it legally

    • @jayjaydeth
      @jayjaydeth 5 лет назад +6

      I don't have to imagine. That's present day, lol.

    • @benevolentworldexploder5395
      @benevolentworldexploder5395 5 лет назад +10

      So a future where the entertainment industry loses its whole demographic and finances, files for bankruptcy, lives in a cardboard box, and gets wholly obsoleted by smarter upcoming entertainment mediums? Which is the whole reason why they jumped on the streaming subscription bandwagon, because people like me stopped paying for television and switched to affordable streaming? Amazing! Let's keep this trend going so that the old hacks fall out and we get better, more affordable programming! Then they'll attempt the copycat routine again, get blasted for being late to the show, and then continually spiral into smaller and smaller cardboard boxes. Fuck yeah!

    • @JoePerkins666
      @JoePerkins666 5 лет назад +2

      Huxley would certainly be writing about THAT.

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 5 лет назад

      @@JoePerkins666 The 21st century would have Huxley's head spinning. Corporatocracies deciding law? People literally eating themselves to death and driving themselves out of home for the purchase of trinkets and little light shows? It'd be too much for the poor bastard.

  • @VCMEntertainments
    @VCMEntertainments 5 лет назад +86

    And the first one to make a Star Trek Reference is Jay... Call me surprised. :D

    • @Kanggaxx
      @Kanggaxx 5 лет назад +3

      Color me surprised*

  • @gocars3210
    @gocars3210 5 лет назад +153

    What about Rey?......who?
    Sums it all up
    So funny and yet sad at the same time

    • @MarkyMatey
      @MarkyMatey 5 лет назад +10

      She's a blank slate.

    • @DiddyBohlen
      @DiddyBohlen 5 лет назад +15

      She had actual character development for like 5 minutes at the beginning of TFA and then became a hollow and uninteresting fan fic character.

  • @prevara5162
    @prevara5162 2 года назад +8

    whenever I'm feeling down I come back to this series and feel better immediately

  • @Bad_At_Parties
    @Bad_At_Parties 5 лет назад +153

    I used to actually feel a bit of guilt whenever I watched something illegally. No more.

    • @genericgorilla
      @genericgorilla 5 лет назад +5

      Watch, half of these services are going to do like shit, that is, it won't generate the MASSIVE revenue they're expecting and are going to blame the already moribund piracy scene for it.

    • @SmittyWerbenjagermanjensen
      @SmittyWerbenjagermanjensen 5 лет назад

      I only pirate indie content.

  • @ThatGuy-vf1wj
    @ThatGuy-vf1wj 5 лет назад +52

    2020 - when actual jokes and reality are interchangeable

  • @galjoferatovic3660
    @galjoferatovic3660 5 лет назад +37

    Getting the notification for this was more exciting than anything Marvel and Star Wars have announced the past few years

  • @Nechrome9
    @Nechrome9 5 лет назад +51

    Every time Rich puts on that fake enthusiastic voice I can't stop smiling, God I love him

  • @KusanagiMotoko100
    @KusanagiMotoko100 5 лет назад +165

    I think I'm gonna give up on TV shows and movies and just start reading again.

    • @LaneDenson
      @LaneDenson 5 лет назад +38

      For only $9.99 a month, you can subscribe to Kindle Unlimited and access millions of print and audiobooks from your Amazon Kindle!

    • @angelarch5352
      @angelarch5352 5 лет назад +7

      @@LaneDenson More subscription services, just for reading?... AAAAaaaaaaggggg... /jumps out window/

    • @livingghost5930
      @livingghost5930 5 лет назад +4

      Li... Librarby? What Is that ?

    • @mayman4255
      @mayman4255 5 лет назад +7

      @@livingghost5930 its a thing where you can buy fuel for your fireplace

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 5 лет назад +1

      LOL

  • @christiandifrancia7445
    @christiandifrancia7445 5 лет назад +284

    Glad to know Rich is wearing the cheapest Disney graphic tee from Walmart

    • @themilanguy1
      @themilanguy1 5 лет назад +4

      do you expect a 52.. i mean 42 year old man to buy a esigner star wars shirt???!!??

    • @warriorcrab1319
      @warriorcrab1319 5 лет назад

      He's gonna need that extra money for all those subscriptions.

  • @Agtsmirnoff
    @Agtsmirnoff 2 года назад +17

    Seriously need to bring Nerd Crew back

  • @kurglekreutzer6344
    @kurglekreutzer6344 5 лет назад +272

    JUST IN, Disney bought RedLetterMedia.

    • @TheDrudgenator
      @TheDrudgenator 5 лет назад +24

      Kurgle Kreutzer vERRRRRRY CEWL

    • @kevinericsnell4092
      @kevinericsnell4092 5 лет назад +34

      Can't wait for Nerd Girl Crew, Chinese Mr. Plinkett and She:View.

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 5 лет назад +9

      they needed to buy up that Lite Brite series story before someone else stole it!

    • @richalexander1138
      @richalexander1138 5 лет назад +3

      Kevin Eric Snell LMFAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    • @harrisonjohn4301
      @harrisonjohn4301 5 лет назад +2

      @@kevinericsnell4092 LMAO 😂😂

  • @travissmith6380
    @travissmith6380 5 лет назад +131

    that galaxys edge bit was gold, i think i know who that was about

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 5 лет назад +4

      Do tell

    • @codyw518
      @codyw518 5 лет назад

      Gee whiz extra extra

  • @chaszmathieu
    @chaszmathieu 4 года назад +30

    10:03 - Paramount Plus (If thats what you’re here for)

  • @adthomp
    @adthomp 5 лет назад +123

    This is why physical media will always be the Best Buy it you own it and can watch it any damm time of your life

    • @doc9112
      @doc9112 5 лет назад +8

      ummm... Who’s gonna tell him?

    • @TheTonyEntertainment
      @TheTonyEntertainment 5 лет назад +2

      @@doc9112 what?

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies 4 года назад +21

      @@TheTonyEntertainment some new blurays req online connections or you can't watch them and if the servers go offline you can't watch them.
      Games are doing this too

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 4 года назад +6

      Wal-Mart, however is getting rid of rated-R movies for sum' dumbass fucking reason.
      Guns I get, but fucking movies?

    • @RedsHitpostMedia
      @RedsHitpostMedia 4 года назад +7

      Make sure the subscribe to Bestbuy + for exclusive deals and shows like IT and Geek Squad

  • @hellofranky99
    @hellofranky99 3 года назад +46

    I wish they kept the Nerd Crew going.

    • @magonus195
      @magonus195 2 года назад +11

      They couldn't really keep up the charade, when the object of their parody (Collider, in particular) became their satire.

    • @Casanuda
      @Casanuda Год назад

      I heard they're doing a Remaster!

  • @icemachine79
    @icemachine79 5 лет назад +68

    *I love bowing to my Disney overlords. HAIL THE MOUSE! HAIL THE MOUSE!*

  • @benst3r628
    @benst3r628 5 лет назад +220

    *LOYALTY TO DISNEY*
    *LOYALTY TO THE BRAND*
    *LOYALTY IS SALVATION*
    *LOYALTY IS LIFE*

    • @HiDesert004
      @HiDesert004 5 лет назад +14

      Ben Brannon Very cool.

    • @naruyashan
      @naruyashan 4 года назад +23

      *FREEDOM IS SLAVERY*
      *IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH*

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 4 года назад +5

      Disney is mother, Disney is father. Protect the Disney. Obey. Trust the Disney. Fide en Disneyus.

  • @butla
    @butla 5 лет назад +41

    A brilliant parody of the current mainstream. This is gold.

  • @T-roccBABY
    @T-roccBABY 5 лет назад +33

    Jay said:
    We all bow to our Disney overlords, hail the mouse, hail the mouse!

  • @TomsThriftyLife
    @TomsThriftyLife 5 лет назад +124

    "You know every time I drink too much Pepsi I have a streaming service." hahah

  • @krazislav
    @krazislav 5 лет назад +61

    Yeah, I just bought two 10TB hard drives instead.

  • @Soapy_Bumslap
    @Soapy_Bumslap 4 года назад +17

    "aren't we going into a recession?" and "will star wars 9 be the last star wars released in theatres?" are some extremely prescient questions

  • @HackWindows
    @HackWindows 5 лет назад +53

    16:51 Kristian Harloff from Collider reference lol

  • @almaandreucci6746
    @almaandreucci6746 5 лет назад +81

    That tobey mcguire picture cracked me up

    • @humblebugg5270
      @humblebugg5270 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah its 15 years old. Thought they would have used one
      more recent

    • @freddytheplatypus826
      @freddytheplatypus826 5 лет назад +2

      Did the Ewan McGregor picture crack you up too?

    • @12martin12rojas
      @12martin12rojas 5 лет назад +2

      I died at the lizzy McGuire pic

  • @theactorsspace
    @theactorsspace 5 лет назад +46

    "This is clearly the cover of a child's coloring book" 😂😂😂

  • @orionslaver432
    @orionslaver432 5 лет назад +55

    I love it when Rich's internal supernova of hate erupts.

  • @thompsonton8364
    @thompsonton8364 Год назад +6

    18:15 You know everytime I drink too much Pepsi, I have a streaming service.

  • @DurvalLacerda
    @DurvalLacerda 4 года назад +25

    8:19 Oh, Jay... If only you knew when you said that.