The Worst Things Teachers Have Said

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  • @t.3894
    @t.3894 5 лет назад +5497

    "How could you just trash someone's dream like that"
    Please tell me I'm not the only one who caught the pun...

  • @rosachang1312
    @rosachang1312 5 лет назад +696

    When teachers say “the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do” I legit have said to a teacher “Funny theory because I’ve been told it’s called the _DISMISSAL_ _BELL_ “

    • @cyberix8632
      @cyberix8632 5 лет назад +16

      In my school, they stop doing the dismissal bell because they want the teacher to dismiss the students and since these teachers are strict it was a living hell. We used to do it and students use to scream at the teachers who didn't let us go.

    • @aefloriian
      @aefloriian 5 лет назад +10

      No, you did not say that, that was a vine.

    • @user-ri3oz1hi4k
      @user-ri3oz1hi4k 5 лет назад +1

      What’s the bell for lolz

    • @Penguinboy74
      @Penguinboy74 5 лет назад +6

      It’s actually illegal to keep students after the bell, you can even look it up

    • @ryder4730
      @ryder4730 5 лет назад +1

      I thought that was just my teacher

  • @cypherseclipse
    @cypherseclipse 5 лет назад +430

    That one teacher: The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do.
    Also that one teacher: Why were you late to class?
    That one student: The bell doesn’t tell me to go to class, I do.
    Does anyone else remember that vine?

    • @idontpostoften6876
      @idontpostoften6876 4 года назад +6

      I love Jay versache

    • @cypherseclipse
      @cypherseclipse 4 года назад +5

      Same😆

    • @somerandomperson3952
      @somerandomperson3952 4 года назад +1

      Yaaaaaaaassssss

    • @zixiong681
      @zixiong681 4 года назад +8

      YES! also, Once my teacher did that and at second period our other teacher was like, why are you all late? and we just said, ask Ms._____.

    • @gymnastify5124
      @gymnastify5124 4 года назад +1

      Uhh ya for sure obvs

  • @HiHi-ct9ql
    @HiHi-ct9ql 5 лет назад +2060

    I was packing my bags and my teacher said “dang I forgot to give you all homework!”
    We all ran out quickly.

    • @97AshleyRose
      @97AshleyRose 5 лет назад +73

      aEsthEtic ViBes when I was in high school there was this one guy named Adam and he would always ask do we have homework or are we doing this for homework lol the whole class would get pissed off at him

    • @hakhawt8416
      @hakhawt8416 5 лет назад +40

      Electro music and sometimes that one kid would remind the teacher that she didn't pass out the homework yet.

    • @44sqn.t
      @44sqn.t 5 лет назад +16

      You read WEBTOON?!

    • @hakhawt8416
      @hakhawt8416 5 лет назад +16

      Keny._.Chan! Games ye I just realized that too! I love true beauty!!

    • @yazminakanuga2936
      @yazminakanuga2936 5 лет назад +11

      aEsthEtic ViBes omg!! You’re profile pic is (i don’t for sure) is seojun from true beauty!

  • @xrackkillz
    @xrackkillz 5 лет назад +628

    "How can you just trash someone's dreams?"
    *Absolutely no pun intended people*

    • @pugzy_emily3503
      @pugzy_emily3503 5 лет назад +2

      I dont get the pun

    • @lailascott472
      @lailascott472 5 лет назад +2

      💜Emily does Roblox💜 bc his dream was to be a bin man (they collect the trash) so the teacher couldn’t just TRASH his dreams

    • @Ashenfall619
      @Ashenfall619 5 лет назад +1

      Hi there. Wanna be friends? :)

    • @kthkth1785
      @kthkth1785 5 лет назад

      did you copy this comment😂😂

    • @0f44
      @0f44 5 лет назад

      Shiny Lycanroc no

  • @bananamilkenjoyer2125
    @bananamilkenjoyer2125 5 лет назад +772

    Sad and depressed child: **loses father**
    Teacher: you owe me $2

    • @mermazing1672
      @mermazing1672 5 лет назад +25

      Me: I thought you were being kind to go out of your way to do something you didn't have to do!

    • @jamierosenbloom3734
      @jamierosenbloom3734 5 лет назад +12

      *Exactly*

    • @anjelinadrawz9225
      @anjelinadrawz9225 5 лет назад +2

      Me: No :)

    • @nayeliredican
      @nayeliredican 5 лет назад +2

      Your Beloved Neighbor AND REMINDS THEM OF THEIR LOSS WHILE EXPECTING THEM TO PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS?!?

    • @tornadicdoge627
      @tornadicdoge627 5 лет назад +1

      I would of got my smart ass up there and said something

  • @kindkitty1844
    @kindkitty1844 5 лет назад +2405

    Teacher: the bell doesn't dismiss you. I do
    Me: so why is it called the dismissal bell?

  • @vivianwkdkkskdl5383
    @vivianwkdkkskdl5383 5 лет назад +263

    On the first one the teacher was WAY WRONG. People who take jobs like being a bin man are the highest types of people because they are kind enough to take that job so no one else has do it since nobody else wants to. That teacher should have been proud of that kid. Like wow.

    • @lilybirdflowergum8683
      @lilybirdflowergum8683 5 лет назад +24

      And they can make more money by taking the methane released, turn it into electricity, and then sell it to the power plant. They can get all kinds of cool stuff that had been thrown away. They keep our streets clean and allow us to not walk in filth constantly. They don’t deserve the insults that people say to them. Not only that, but the people in landfills also separate food from plastic bags that had been thrown away to turn into compost and give to farmers instead of having the food turn into more greenhouse gases. They’re doing their part. Don’t insult them.

    • @romanagacha1670
      @romanagacha1670 4 года назад +16

      They can also make more money bc my step dad is a bin man and sometimes he collects money from collecting trash and btw his boss is fine with it idk

    • @romanagacha1670
      @romanagacha1670 4 года назад +8

      Idk why*

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 3 года назад

      But the bin man doesn't do it because of that, he does it to make a living

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 3 года назад

      @@lilybirdflowergum8683 what? The bin man only drives the garbage truck, he doesn't work at a landfill, unless I'm stupid

  • @IvenThePanda
    @IvenThePanda 5 лет назад +662

    Once I had a substitute teacher and I pretended to be an international student that couldn't speak or understand English. She fell for it and I didn''t need to do the work 😂

    • @notmarz4227
      @notmarz4227 5 лет назад +83

      IvenThePanda 😂 omg my friends would snitched on me in a second

    • @jennakray4520
      @jennakray4520 5 лет назад +44

      Damn boi, you savage

    • @naomi8168
      @naomi8168 5 лет назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @naomi8168
      @naomi8168 5 лет назад +16

      I laughing so hard right now xD

    • @Catsi_
      @Catsi_ 5 лет назад +24

      I would do this but My friends would snitch on Me and whenever I get in trouble I feel uncomfortable so Im now known as the good kid and Kids would be even more likely to snitch on me because I'm the good kid

  • @sophielehn9562
    @sophielehn9562 5 лет назад +380

    I had the same daycare teacher for about 5 years
    She still says my name wrong

    • @sierra6293
      @sierra6293 5 лет назад +5

      How? Your name is so easy. What does she call you SOFFIE?

    • @sophielehn9562
      @sophielehn9562 5 лет назад +6

      My last name is pronounced lane, she pronounces it Len

    • @phoenyx6782
      @phoenyx6782 5 лет назад +3

      Sophie Lehn
      I’m so sorry I just read it like that-

    • @marissalunn2703
      @marissalunn2703 5 лет назад

      @@sophielehn9562 I read it as Len sorry...

    • @voidarson2440
      @voidarson2440 5 лет назад

      For the longest people called me destiny kapwels there’s not even a fricken W in my name but there was the best sub teacher ever last week she didn’t do anything my teacher told her to do she just let us play the whole day lol she is my favorite sub ever

  • @malia195
    @malia195 5 лет назад +468

    She made a pun.........YASSSSSS
    (She said how could you *trash* someone's dreams like that.)

    • @susan4225
      @susan4225 5 лет назад +8

      Undertale Lover ohhh lol

    • @sunshinejxssie3384
      @sunshinejxssie3384 5 лет назад +4

      I dont Get it?

    • @annaettinger2570
      @annaettinger2570 5 лет назад +4

      @@sunshinejxssie3384 the kid wanted to be a garbage man and she said how could you trash someone's dream like that, the kid wanted to be a garbage man. Do you get it now?

    • @youraverageweebcorgi8528
      @youraverageweebcorgi8528 5 лет назад +3

      Jessica'so Hope world the thing the teacher said was about how being a garbage collector meant you were dumb and etc then she said that. I’m bad at explaining.

    • @malia195
      @malia195 5 лет назад +3

      @@sunshinejxssie3384 They were talking about garbage men and garbage is another word for trash so she may intentionally or unintentionally used the word trash to talk about the subject. (Hold on I will explain in english in a second)

  • @teal3af49
    @teal3af49 5 лет назад +1104

    “Whoever threw that paper, your moms a HOE” anyone remember that video? 😂😂😂

  • @matsukogacha7188
    @matsukogacha7188 5 лет назад +1358

    Why is nobody talking about 1:51? God I miss vine

    • @ueuriototllol8511
      @ueuriototllol8511 5 лет назад +15

      Matsuko Gacha ikr

    • @sarahesmitty
      @sarahesmitty 5 лет назад +31

      I was looking at all the comments thinking that there would be a whole bunch of people commenting about this lol but I guess not

    • @jyjy5615
      @jyjy5615 5 лет назад +6

      Sarah Smith Tbh I was looking too

    • @jyjy5615
      @jyjy5615 5 лет назад +5

      Matsuko Gacha Fr I still use this one when there’s an awkward moment and everyone starts laughing really bad

    • @Sunny-Bunny7567
      @Sunny-Bunny7567 5 лет назад +4

      I really miss vine. I just started crying of laughter when I heard this one

  • @teasis1212
    @teasis1212 5 лет назад +154

    i feel thankfull for my class, when the teacher starts talking trash we stand up for ourself and fight back (in a good way)

  • @clairedelune9637
    @clairedelune9637 5 лет назад +179

    I feel so bad for the first one :(
    Imagine the kid going home telling his/her dad about it.They both would be heartbroken😭💔

  • @pockii1183
    @pockii1183 5 лет назад +1936

    Its actually illegal for a teacher to dismiss you instead of the bell. SPREAD THE WORD

    • @heyyy1121
      @heyyy1121 5 лет назад +75

      ღPockiiღ unless the bell is broken or they have to leave earlier

    • @MoonstruckProvincesFilmworks
      @MoonstruckProvincesFilmworks 5 лет назад +32

      Wait. Why though??

    • @shaleymetzler8128
      @shaleymetzler8128 5 лет назад +79

      Yes!!! Just like it’s illegal for teachers to limit the amount of times you go to the restroom. I had a teacher who only have you 3 bathroom passes each semester.

    • @MoonstruckProvincesFilmworks
      @MoonstruckProvincesFilmworks 5 лет назад +12

      @@shaleymetzler8128 for my 6th grade Math and science class only had a pass for just 4 per quarter!

    • @lucybrooker8439
      @lucybrooker8439 5 лет назад +1

      Jack films

  • @neahgrace4541
    @neahgrace4541 5 лет назад +487

    If the bell doesn't dismiss you
    THEN WHY IS THERE A FRICKIN BELL

    • @kaytownetizzle
      @kaytownetizzle 5 лет назад +25

      For background music. DUHH

    • @neahgrace4541
      @neahgrace4541 5 лет назад +2

      Good point

    • @straightuptv281
      @straightuptv281 5 лет назад +7

      I'm saying that to my teachers when school starts again

    • @yourmom-we4on
      @yourmom-we4on 5 лет назад +5

      i asked that to one of my teachers and she said “it’s there to remind me to dismiss you like an alarm” 😑😑

    • @vedikasingh
      @vedikasingh 5 лет назад +1

      The Gacha Family ikr

  • @lemonadeicee4045
    @lemonadeicee4045 5 лет назад +231

    6:56
    THANK YOU!!!!
    **mumbles** wish I had the confidence to say that to my “bullies”

  • @Jimmy-ej4ue
    @Jimmy-ej4ue 5 лет назад +238

    0:38...you said "Why would you TRASH someone's dreams?" 😂 😂 😂

    • @derpybanana8717
      @derpybanana8717 5 лет назад +4

      BLUEWØŁF Gacha probably an unintended pun lol

    • @yourlocalchav1188
      @yourlocalchav1188 5 лет назад +1

      I dont get it...

    • @ellencahill4612
      @ellencahill4612 5 лет назад

      XxFluffx_EditzxX the story was about a **BIN MAN** and the teacher **TRASHED** his dreams of being a **BIN MAN**

    • @incognitoguy63626
      @incognitoguy63626 5 лет назад

      **W-was that a pun...?***

    • @ddpastries8365
      @ddpastries8365 5 лет назад +3

      I've *BIN* trashed talk before ._.

  • @susp3622
    @susp3622 5 лет назад +683

    The teacher: The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
    Me: Then why do we have bells then???

    • @violetelizabethyoung5339
      @violetelizabethyoung5339 5 лет назад +8

      For me the bell doesn’t ring inbetween classes-

    • @stacygregory81
      @stacygregory81 5 лет назад +9

      The teachers think it's just for the end of the day background music

    • @Best..robloxgames
      @Best..robloxgames 5 лет назад +3

      That’s from Alvin and the chipmunks miss Smith says it

    • @bbyrae
      @bbyrae 5 лет назад +4

      The teachers point of view: Bells are a short relaxation of music.

    • @sorrycantrelate2906
      @sorrycantrelate2906 5 лет назад +2

      One of friend were like if the bell doesn’t dismiss us And they do so the bell is just background music

  • @carlalatina3749
    @carlalatina3749 5 лет назад +438

    Worse things teachers have said
    “Welcome to the first day of school!!”

    • @ronzuken
      @ronzuken 5 лет назад +7

      Pfft for me is, PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELVES IN FRONT

    • @vedikasingh
      @vedikasingh 5 лет назад

      Yup sis

    • @queenmonitization4834
      @queenmonitization4834 5 лет назад +3

      Demon:Welcome to hell!!!

    • @deletedaccount6802
      @deletedaccount6802 5 лет назад +4

      Best things teachers have said
      “have a nice summer!”

    • @genesis_1238
      @genesis_1238 5 лет назад +2

      Try this 1134 that # upside down is what school is

  • @yesiamanarmy5910
    @yesiamanarmy5910 5 лет назад +83

    I hated it when someone was getting bullied or beat up and then they the teacher and gos-
    "Just ignore them"
    Like, UGGH I HATE IT SO MUCH

    • @bigyeetmydudes5005
      @bigyeetmydudes5005 5 лет назад +5

      I had a friend who was being bullied. She went and told the teacher, and she said, AND I QUOTE, "You need to stop causing drama." She wasn't causing ANY drama. All she did was went and told the teacher that she was being bullied, which is what we were always told to do. And there you have it, the American school system, everyone.

    • @jayboom2747
      @jayboom2747 5 лет назад +1

      @@bigyeetmydudes5005 👏👏 they broke the system

    • @ShellChiki1
      @ShellChiki1 5 лет назад +1

      I was bullied from kindergarten to the middle of 6th grade and I was told by alot of people "just ignore them"
      Yeah they also stole my stuff like my phone and such
      Kids are a**holes
      That probably explains my behavior now

    • @yum9073
      @yum9073 5 лет назад

      yes, I am an army It works Bullies only want attention if you ignore them they'll stop because you don't give them attention anymore

  • @lexidakitten2047
    @lexidakitten2047 5 лет назад +154

    The worst thing my teacher has ever told us is:
    *"Ok, boys and girls time for dismissal!*
    *"Oh, and don't forget that y'all have two passages to read tonight!"*

    • @linatwoones
      @linatwoones 5 лет назад +3

      Katie_ Undertale that’s not bad actually if you only have to read the passages

    • @birb2197
      @birb2197 5 лет назад

      Katie_ Undertale two passages?
      NO HOMEWORK! :D

  • @offline1265
    @offline1265 5 лет назад +149

    "The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do."
    Me: Then someone tell me what the heck it's for!

    • @devina_playz7382
      @devina_playz7382 5 лет назад +4

      To make us deaf or scare the hell outta us or to panic us when we're late

    • @starrlettt
      @starrlettt 5 лет назад +3

      @@devina_playz7382 background music

  • @pastelcreativity9595
    @pastelcreativity9595 5 лет назад +421

    Teacher: the Bell doesn't dismiss you I do.
    *Next day I come into class 15 minutes later*
    Teacher: why are you late!?
    Me: well the Bell doesn't tell me to go to class either

    • @aliviawilkerson2227
      @aliviawilkerson2227 5 лет назад +8

      Did you know that same thing was in the Jeffery Star Asmr vid he did.

    • @barkstims
      @barkstims 5 лет назад +4

      Jay Verance(I think DATS how you spell his last name but its :
      Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you , I do
      Teacher next day : WHY ARE YOU LATE
      Jay speaking in a baby voice : THE BELL DOESNT TELL ME TO GO TO CLASS, I DO

    • @rosesc0rset
      @rosesc0rset 5 лет назад +1

      Hahhahah

    • @sillysillyleah
      @sillysillyleah 5 лет назад +3

      I never heard this
      *but it is SAVAGE*

    • @legacy1689
      @legacy1689 5 лет назад +4

      I've don't that before and my teacher just chuckled and said "Nice one." I didn't get in trouble. He never said that the bell doesn't dismiss us again xD

  • @anabelvaldez3493
    @anabelvaldez3493 5 лет назад +664

    1st One is sooo sad😭The teachers are sooooo Rude who else agrees㊙
    Pray for their Family🙏

  • @radioheadfan18
    @radioheadfan18 5 лет назад +266

    Comments
    95% talking about how all their teachers say “the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do!
    3% other peoples past experiences
    2% random stuff

    • @sarahesmitty
      @sarahesmitty 5 лет назад

      Random stuff like this?

    • @Nobody-qk5ne
      @Nobody-qk5ne 5 лет назад +1

      1% is random stuff and the 1% is chu

    • @isabelzarco9563
      @isabelzarco9563 5 лет назад

      Unactuarte

    • @mochamocha7565
      @mochamocha7565 5 лет назад +1

      Once the teacher said "Who dismisses you?" "The door, bell, or the teacher?" And I yelled out THE DOOR

  • @verityxo1159
    @verityxo1159 5 лет назад +402

    Teacher: teh bell doEsNt DisSmiSs yoU I dO!!
    Me: 15 minutes late
    Teacher: wHy aRe yoU LaTe?!?!?
    Me: *from knowledge, the bell control what time I get up, I do*
    Teacher: smooth. Child. Smooth.

    • @brianajohnson-rector4944
      @brianajohnson-rector4944 5 лет назад +5

      KiWi Xxx that actually reminds me of a vine by jay versace

    • @beckybirdies833
      @beckybirdies833 5 лет назад

      KiWi Xxx 👏👏👏👏

    • @sydney8487
      @sydney8487 5 лет назад +3

      If only they actually said SMOOTH instead of FUCK OFF. DETENTION

    • @bmclel2
      @bmclel2 5 лет назад +1

      the bell *doesnt* ( not trynna be mean)

    • @Zombcat-
      @Zombcat- 4 года назад

      There was one time was one time where a kid in my class said something about staying after the bell and so my poor teacher HAD to do like 3 hours of research and we didn’t have recess for like 2 months thanks Isaiah

  • @cloudedmindz
    @cloudedmindz 5 лет назад +87

    The one with the kid who lost their father made me wanna cry :( so cruel..

  • @naomi8168
    @naomi8168 5 лет назад +448

    *-I LIKE SCHOOL!-*
    _when it ends_

  • @calix1612
    @calix1612 5 лет назад +214

    with the married thing, I would just tell the teacher, you know I like girls right. It might get me a detention, but I am who I am and won't let anyone change that.

    • @krystlekiriakou2330
      @krystlekiriakou2330 5 лет назад +14

      with the marriage one, when it came to the I do part, i'd just be like,
      "Fudge no, i'm freaking 9! You expect me to 'marry' another kid? I'm not marrying anybody. Ima marry when I wanna marry. Nows not the time, idiot."

    • @boredlyaesthetic4111
      @boredlyaesthetic4111 5 лет назад +4

      My Gemini personality agrees with both

    • @cherrytries2922
      @cherrytries2922 5 лет назад

      The thing is it might be two girls at the bottom

    • @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210
      @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 5 лет назад +1

      A Random Potato it said it was for the lowest scoring boy and girl.

    • @cherrytries2922
      @cherrytries2922 5 лет назад

      @Livvy Lestrange Let me dreammmm

  • @twizee4014
    @twizee4014 5 лет назад +61

    *bell rings*
    Everyone:*starts packing up*
    Teacher: The bell does not excuse you, i do!
    Me: wth is the bell for then?

    • @Hellothere-ky4jr
      @Hellothere-ky4jr 3 года назад +1

      Teacher: it’s for your ears so your ears can hurt cause it goes on max volume?

  • @spiritdraws1312
    @spiritdraws1312 5 лет назад +14

    For the one where the person lost their father at 9, I lost my father 16 days before my 11th birthday and my teacher knew that my family was struggling as my mother was now the only income, she asked where we lived and she personally drived over to our house with a HUGE tub of food for us.
    Honestly the best teacher I had and she made it a lot easier for us and she was really great for support when I was going through that time.
    That teacher who said that to a 9 year old is not made to be a teacher, it hurts a lot to lose a family member you are close to and all you need during that time is a lot of support.

  • @eggowaffles0785
    @eggowaffles0785 5 лет назад +169

    I love ur channel, you helped me through depression by being you!

    • @thescreamingbanana4791
      @thescreamingbanana4791 5 лет назад +11

      @@lilly-gi8yq I think they mean by being herself as in, her being adorable, funny, smart, etc

    • @idc3509
      @idc3509 5 лет назад

      Awh glad you got through it

    • @xxxtentaclesayy982
      @xxxtentaclesayy982 5 лет назад +2

      Your not depressed your just really upset.

    • @idc3509
      @idc3509 5 лет назад +1

      XXXTENTACLES Ayy how would u know...

    • @affection2007
      @affection2007 5 лет назад +3

      GachaGirl0786 0 well it’s not as easy as you think to cure your depression just like that. It’s either that their depression wasn’t severe or they never had depression in the first place.

  • @mvlzni
    @mvlzni 5 лет назад +139

    *teacher logic*
    Teacher: "Ughh I hate all the homework I have to grade blah blah blah"
    me: "omfg you're the one that's assigning the homework to us!"

    • @liyahmicole1363
      @liyahmicole1363 5 лет назад

      marissa zermeno EXACTLY!!!!!!😂🙄

    • @summeri3
      @summeri3 5 лет назад +1

      marissa zermeno it’s their job zzz

    • @mvlzni
      @mvlzni 5 лет назад

      @Joy Paulus it's ok

    • @evil_patrick7073
      @evil_patrick7073 5 лет назад

      The one thing I hate when teachers say is “welcome it’s the first day of school”

  • @ekramm219
    @ekramm219 5 лет назад +26

    “You can’t just trash someone’s dreams like that”
    I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT GOT THAT C’MON
    0:34

  • @brezafranco1506
    @brezafranco1506 5 лет назад +464

    The thumbnail made me think "how did the teacher graduate"?🤔🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @jeprecisionlogistics7357
    @jeprecisionlogistics7357 5 лет назад +99

    Kids, let me tell you the moral of this video:school is useless

  • @antoniomadison7885
    @antoniomadison7885 5 лет назад +90

    Oooh I would give all those teachers a peace of my mind 😡😡😡

  • @serene4956
    @serene4956 5 лет назад +85

    when u and your crush got the lowest grades..
    the not talking to eachother happened to me for 6 years too

    • @sourcherrii1604
      @sourcherrii1604 5 лет назад +7

      At least the 'cringey gacha kid' has something to do with their life, and they don't go around insulting people.

    • @marvajohnson2551
      @marvajohnson2551 5 лет назад +5

      @jellybean julie oh do something better with your life! Insulting people doesn’t make you any better👐🏽🙌🏽

    • @softtea350
      @softtea350 5 лет назад +2

      Pink Pearl SU I like Gacha- you can tell.

  • @rosieareroses7480
    @rosieareroses7480 5 лет назад +107

    Those teachers ARE WORSE than my teachers

    • @jf.ananya
      @jf.ananya 5 лет назад +4

      More worse is not a word, Its bad, worse, worst so the sentence should be 'Those teachers ARE WORSE than my teachers'

    • @rosieareroses7480
      @rosieareroses7480 5 лет назад +1

      @@jf.ananya thanks for correcting me

    • @perfectpastel7260
      @perfectpastel7260 5 лет назад

      rosie are roses -sar-_cas_*m* ??

    • @cvbelle
      @cvbelle 5 лет назад

      rosie are roses blinkeu

  • @slade3598
    @slade3598 5 лет назад +241

    But what if you got to hold hands with your crush? Owo

  • @natcathumg3120
    @natcathumg3120 5 лет назад +94

    Wait a minute... 2:05 THEY WERE IN HIS CLASS ITS A MEME!

  • @doodle_foolmorg3895
    @doodle_foolmorg3895 5 лет назад +9

    My “friend” said this not my teacher. When I was seven in second grade, my mother died because of a heart issue. I went to school the next day and found out two years later that she spread rumors about my mom saying, “she slammed her head off the wall and died” I never spoke to her again.

  • @ariellak5088
    @ariellak5088 5 лет назад +278

    Her: *reads comment*
    Me: *halfway through* so whats wrong with that?
    Her: *finishes*
    Me: ...

  • @luciafromwiisports37
    @luciafromwiisports37 5 лет назад +106

    So I'm failinglling algebra and my teacher said that I was smart.
    That was a lie.

    • @madi1258
      @madi1258 5 лет назад +5

      Carrie Katz *failing?

    • @remmiensereko5095
      @remmiensereko5095 5 лет назад

      *failing*
      I mean I know it’s algebra but at least
      now we know what other classes your *failing* in
      I’m just playin’ with ya though No hate

    • @samcanthon70
      @samcanthon70 5 лет назад

      Also failing at n English I see

  • @blink4ever722
    @blink4ever722 5 лет назад +355

    *the worst thing my teacher has said*
    Teacher: We're having a math test today!
    Me: 😲😵

    • @hime4151
      @hime4151 5 лет назад +1

      My teacher said that too

    • @gacha_skk154
      @gacha_skk154 5 лет назад +1

      Sofie
      Your profile pic is me

    • @lalas3559
      @lalas3559 5 лет назад

      POP QUIZ CHILDS

    • @eqqulate
      @eqqulate 5 лет назад

      Omg so did my teacher!

    • @awfuldynne
      @awfuldynne 5 лет назад

      Plot twist: it was your history teacher.
      Double twist: It was on analytical algebraic topology of locally Euclidean metrization of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifolds
      (I know some of those words)

  • @Kat-ie5hl
    @Kat-ie5hl 5 лет назад +107

    Teacher:Alright you can be anything you want when you grow up!
    Me:I wanna be Jesus!
    Teacher:try something low-
    Me:Bish you said i can be *ANYTHING* now didnt you?

  • @Erin-zz2wi
    @Erin-zz2wi 5 лет назад +46

    Why are people called dumb when they might just need help we all were dumb at some point like I WAS AN NUMPTY WHEN I WAS 7 but now I'm the smartest girl in my grade

    • @althenayanfamily4918
      @althenayanfamily4918 5 лет назад +2

      What’s a “numpty”? Also, you need to say a, not an, because “numpty” starts with a consonant not a vowel. Also, if you weren’t as well in school as the entire class, it means you didn’t pay attention, also, how do you know you are the smartest girl in your grade? All of these grammar mistakes say otherwise.

    • @b.tiqueabsolute81
      @b.tiqueabsolute81 5 лет назад

      @@althenayanfamily4918 The grammar was probably a mistake.

    • @nalu_x_gacha913
      @nalu_x_gacha913 5 лет назад

      KagamiNeko! Gacha! That’s the point.

  • @ria4721
    @ria4721 5 лет назад +139

    i love you kyutie! ❤️ you’re funny, sweet and hilarious 🥰

    • @guadalupeg3598
      @guadalupeg3598 5 лет назад +13

      *ok I'm sorry in advance..*
      Hi fam. I purple you. Is your bias Kookie?
      *sorry....*

    • @samuraijj1022
      @samuraijj1022 5 лет назад +10

      Srry this has nothing to do with the vid but HI ARMY

    • @key5655
      @key5655 5 лет назад +9

      Lmao ARMY

    • @JoseHernandez-dg1km
      @JoseHernandez-dg1km 5 лет назад +7

      I can tell you ARMY because of your profile pic. Don't worry I'M ARMY! BTW I'm a girl typing this in my dad's phone. Jimin is my bias.

    • @ria4721
      @ria4721 5 лет назад +7

      parĸ cнιммy yess

  • @PrincessOfSlytherin-df9je
    @PrincessOfSlytherin-df9je 5 лет назад +339

    “Worst things teachers had said.”
    U mean basically everything Snape said to his students?
    P.S. plz no hate, I personally like this character, but I’m just speaking my opinion of him neutrally

    • @forkeeps7390
      @forkeeps7390 5 лет назад +2

      PrincessOfSlytherin 1207 YES YES YES

    • @forkeeps7390
      @forkeeps7390 5 лет назад +1

      *yES*

    • @bleyi7730
      @bleyi7730 5 лет назад +6

      Snape is exceptional. I'm only saying this because Snape is my most favorite character in the series, and I love him because he's like the only teacher that is different from the others. I mean, not literally, but he's interesting. But yeah, I agree with you.
      "Detention, Mr. Potter!" One of my favorite quotes and of course, "Turn to page 394."

    • @Dingomom91
      @Dingomom91 5 лет назад +1

      No

    • @Dingomom91
      @Dingomom91 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t particularly like snape but he is the reason Harry hasn’t died in book 2 book 6 and book 7
      So do tell how bad he is

  • @jessicataylor6409
    @jessicataylor6409 5 лет назад +19

    The First One Broke My heart i had a special need student it in my class she said she wanted to be something similar.😢😢😢😢

  • @alastor9334
    @alastor9334 5 лет назад +34

    Hmm worst things teachers ever said
    *memories flow back like a raging river.*

  • @arib.3574
    @arib.3574 5 лет назад +495

    Sub teacher: when does this class end
    Our class: 10:00
    Sub: sigh* okay let’s move on 😔

    • @shoegaz
      @shoegaz 5 лет назад +5

      Subscribe Pls oooooooof

    • @arib.3574
      @arib.3574 5 лет назад +2

      Genevieve Toh YT LoL my school starts At nine and ends at 3:30

    • @rachel7196
      @rachel7196 5 лет назад +1

      @Genevieve Toh YT I think they mean the time

    • @user-cy4br6uy9r
      @user-cy4br6uy9r 5 лет назад +3

      Subscribe Pls mine starts at 8:30 and ends at 3:50........... can we trade?

    • @jnfrhwd74
      @jnfrhwd74 5 лет назад +1

      7:50 and 2:45

  • @Taylurrrrrrr
    @Taylurrrrrrr 5 лет назад +117

    You complain about the unfinished homework
    Yet you still gave the homework
    *And knew we wouldn’t do it*

    • @kawaiikitkatz6834
      @kawaiikitkatz6834 5 лет назад

      *_hello there and how come I keep seeing you all the time in Hamilton animatics and now here_*

    • @Taylurrrrrrr
      @Taylurrrrrrr 5 лет назад

      Lmao hi 😂

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 5 лет назад

      Peggy Schuyler’s twin? Lol yes

    • @chiri1888
      @chiri1888 5 лет назад

      ANGELICA ELIZA

    • @diaIga
      @diaIga 5 лет назад

      Planet Wild AND PEGGY

  • @magicgachagirl3965
    @magicgachagirl3965 5 лет назад +109

    1:37 one if a teacher told me that
    Me: Slaps teacher
    Me: Call me fat again and its worse for yourself

  • @mythicalcreoisi5279
    @mythicalcreoisi5279 5 лет назад +73

    Actually in my school
    My teachers let us watch movies after the exams
    Yeah......
    THEY WERE THE BEST!!!!!!

  • @ethxr3al539
    @ethxr3al539 5 лет назад +24

    If I was the teacher:
    Boy: I wanna be a bin,man!
    Me: interesting, does that mean you will do my bins for me :D?

  • @evie5023
    @evie5023 5 лет назад +26

    The worst thing my teacher ever said was:
    “You have a math test on Monday”

    • @babeyowo1429
      @babeyowo1429 5 лет назад

      It woyld be worse if he said "you have a math test today on Monday next week this year"

  • @istuan69
    @istuan69 5 лет назад +4

    Kyutie:I love the kind of teachers that let u watch movie on the last day of school
    Me:pretty much every teacher I've ever had

  • @disneygirlcrush8609
    @disneygirlcrush8609 5 лет назад +25

    1:53 I freakin love that vine I cried because I was laughing so freakin hard

  • @meowmeowuwu4173
    @meowmeowuwu4173 5 лет назад +66

    Kid: I wanna be a bin man!
    * teacher yells at him and asks why*
    Kid: Cuz Daddy is one
    Me: COME COLLECT ME I AM TRASH PUT ME IN THE BIN

  • @gia_editz8654
    @gia_editz8654 5 лет назад +60

    The 199 dislikes were from the teachers themselves!😂

  • @fazilatunnesafouzi3818
    @fazilatunnesafouzi3818 5 лет назад +10

    03:40 is actually nice because me and my crush are bad students.
    U understand me, dont you?

  • @deobings
    @deobings 5 лет назад +27

    every time the bell rings we literally dont move but the teacher still says "The bell doesnt dismiss you" HJKAHAH

  • @PeppaPig-jp2ps
    @PeppaPig-jp2ps 5 лет назад +15

    I have a story
    There was this boy at my old elementary school who had really long hair. There was a sub in class once and when the boy needed help she said, “Yes, miss?”

    • @naomi8168
      @naomi8168 5 лет назад

      0.o

    • @elliottaylor1290
      @elliottaylor1290 5 лет назад +1

      I am like this. I am afab, but I keep my hair really short. Honestly that's because I prefer masculine terms (over feminine ones at least, not over all) and am just too scared to ask them to use the correct pronouns. Literally every time if they first met me they call me a boy, so I think I'm succeeding 👌

  • @reddiestan9911
    @reddiestan9911 5 лет назад +17

    "Whoever threw that paper... Your moms a hoe" Is from a Vine. You should really look it up and watch it.

  • @sae8339
    @sae8339 5 лет назад +25

    my teacher:
    *Class Dismissed!*
    *Oh wait, I have an assignment for you.*

  • @lightninggacha7818
    @lightninggacha7818 5 лет назад +161

    I DISMISS YOU NOT THE BELL
    Ok
    Bell rings I’m 10 mins late *
    WHY DIDNT YOU COME WHEN THE BELL RANG
    I tell me to go to class not the bell 😎

  • @TheRICKY85
    @TheRICKY85 5 лет назад +10

    One teacher said to me, "Ricky, you naughty, naughty boy". Creepy.....
    The same teacher told me off for talking, even though the person behind me tried confessing.

  • @amandaquoff6480
    @amandaquoff6480 5 лет назад +40

    Students: *bell goes so we start packing up*
    Teacher:”THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU, I DISMISS YOU!"
    me: * in my head* then what’s the point of the bell 💁🏻‍♀️

    • @sourcherrii1604
      @sourcherrii1604 5 лет назад

      My Latin teacher does this omfg it makes me want to actually jump out the window.

    • @Âíśëė1380
      @Âíśëė1380 5 лет назад

      Isn't that from Jian Hao tans video

    • @Tree12897
      @Tree12897 4 года назад

      @@sourcherrii1604 if my teacher said that and my class was on the first floor I would jump out the window or just leave the class

  • @vivienne3205
    @vivienne3205 5 лет назад +11

    About the bin-man
    WITHOUT THEM YOU WOULD HAVE TO MUCH TRASH IN YOUR ROOM AND HOUSE SO DONT JUDGE THOSE PEOPLE CAUSE WE NEED THEM

    • @jxdestxne881
      @jxdestxne881 5 лет назад +1

      Bin men don't clean your room

  • @darilolynn
    @darilolynn 5 лет назад +33

    The worst thing my teachers said is
    ..........
    You guys have homework!

  • @anti_dark_wolf6483
    @anti_dark_wolf6483 5 лет назад +43

    You are the best you always stay positive ❤️💕

  • @maiviolet64
    @maiviolet64 5 лет назад +39

    Omg I started watching u when u had 1 mil but when I found this vid and u have over 3 mil !!!!!!!

  • @noragamigami3005
    @noragamigami3005 5 лет назад +10

    #2. *PERVERRRRRRRRRRT ALERRRRRRRRT*
    #3. *THAT VINE!*

  • @thatonesteampunkfox2617
    @thatonesteampunkfox2617 5 лет назад +5

    I must say,
    If I got a bad grade, I’d take my chances getting in trouble then hold a random persons hand. Especially if I don’t like that person. I’d call my mother and tell her what happened.

  • @hadleyrobinson3152
    @hadleyrobinson3152 5 лет назад +34

    2:00 IS A VINE, OH MA GWAUD

  • @aioki.k8491
    @aioki.k8491 5 лет назад +42

    Our teachers let us sleep in class and they let us bring pillows and blankets too (YEZ ITS TOO MUCH) and we watch movies at the last day of school

    • @pugzy_emily3503
      @pugzy_emily3503 5 лет назад +1

      U wont learn anythinf -_-

    • @destiny-su6ul
      @destiny-su6ul 5 лет назад +1

      So your teacher is letting you be an idiot that doesn’t know anything. I don’t think they’re being nice, I think their making their job easier

    • @cheyennejordan7308
      @cheyennejordan7308 5 лет назад

      Galaxy Aioki not even what do I have a whole celebration, the teachers cry the students cheer for their lives

  • @EmberMoon5585
    @EmberMoon5585 4 года назад +2

    One thing that I will always be mad at adults for is when they say "if you're being bullied then stand up for yourself" but then when kids get into the situation where their only option to standing up for themselves is to push or even fight their way out then the bullied kids get in trouble

  • @kayleeyang6565
    @kayleeyang6565 5 лет назад +72

    I have to go to bed why must you post right now 😢 jk love u

    • @mamagherbear7082
      @mamagherbear7082 5 лет назад +1

      Theres these things called time zones

    • @blerinyy
      @blerinyy 5 лет назад +2

      GherinRuleseverythin one night at Gherin's Castle that’s why she said “jk, love you”.

  • @savage.boyxpwhatslife4401
    @savage.boyxpwhatslife4401 5 лет назад +9

    Who has that one teacher that hates you or gives you a dirty look for no reason 🤔😨😰😟😣

  • @sabrinasalinas4718
    @sabrinasalinas4718 5 лет назад +15

    "Who ever through that paper... Your moms a ho." Is a vine just so you know😄😄luv your vids your amazing

  • @samanthagivens1949
    @samanthagivens1949 5 лет назад +1

    It’s annoying when teachers say the bell doesn’t dismiss us like, you can even ask your boss, the principal what the darn bell is for. Let me leave the darn school

  • @darknessislife1236
    @darknessislife1236 5 лет назад +5

    My gut told me I wouldn't like the new teacher and she is my teacher. Later on in the year I noticed she compares us with the other class and other students.

  • @richapradhan9411
    @richapradhan9411 5 лет назад +95

    Totally off topic but....
    Is it just me or does Ellen look a bit like Rosé from BlackPink? Like a chubby version. Awwww. So cute 😂

    • @jessicae3174
      @jessicae3174 5 лет назад +10

      Richa Pradhan Yeah with black hair and little chubby (No offense to Ellen she looks freaking adorable)

    • @brooklyngonzalez3660
      @brooklyngonzalez3660 5 лет назад +1

      💜💜💜💜

    • @roisinlennon
      @roisinlennon 5 лет назад +9

      Ellen isn't chubby but rosé is very skinny so compared to rosé I guess. But they do look similar and they're both so cute and pretty

    • @howlingwolves6448
      @howlingwolves6448 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @rosen492
      @rosen492 5 лет назад +2

      Both two of the most beautiful people ever tho

  • @frquee1167
    @frquee1167 5 лет назад +11

    How could you just TRASH a kids dream like that.
    Pun intended

  • @flowergirl_16
    @flowergirl_16 5 лет назад +8

    6:22: dear teacher who said this,
    WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???!!!!

  • @amitgurung2751
    @amitgurung2751 5 лет назад +4

    once this teacher asked one of my classmates if she was having her period and when she said no he asked her
    "if we got married and had sex would you be pregnant ?"
    she was so humiliated she didn't show up to school for a week. that happened in the 6th grade.

    • @sintyke232
      @sintyke232 5 лет назад +2

      Omg that teacher should be in this video

    • @amitgurung2751
      @amitgurung2751 5 лет назад +1

      ikr and he didn't even get fired or anything since my school has shit morals

    • @sintyke232
      @sintyke232 5 лет назад +2

      @@amitgurung2751 yep boyinband was right
      (He made a song about how dumb the school curriculum is)

    • @amitgurung2751
      @amitgurung2751 5 лет назад +1

      he said it was for 'teaching learning' purposes and even said it was for classroom interactions and they believed him

  • @psvcotic1211
    @psvcotic1211 5 лет назад +150

    Did you know when you smile you can’t breath..
    JK just wanted you to smile 😊

  • @iipinkfrxgyt395
    @iipinkfrxgyt395 5 лет назад +42

    Teachers: I dismiss you not the bell!
    Me: Oh so the bell is just some freaking background music?!

  • @okayyy9740
    @okayyy9740 5 лет назад +26

    *Me in class: Throws paper at teacher*
    *Teacher:* 1:53
    *Me: well yeah*
    Jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkk

  • @kayagivhan2671
    @kayagivhan2671 5 лет назад +16

    The first one is something my 6th grade ELA teacher would say.

  • @juliastephan5522
    @juliastephan5522 5 лет назад +19

    "I'm giving you homework to do during the school holidays."

    • @cinny1313
      @cinny1313 5 лет назад +2

      Oof

    • @flvshed8867
      @flvshed8867 5 лет назад +3

      oh my god i can relate

    • @rowan.6764
      @rowan.6764 5 лет назад +1

      *holidays*

    • @sierra6293
      @sierra6293 5 лет назад

      That is illegal at my school. You'd get fired.

    • @juliastephan5522
      @juliastephan5522 5 лет назад +1

      @@sierra6293 I wish it was illegal for mine, I still haven't done it and I don't plan to

  • @n_o_b_o_d_y6615
    @n_o_b_o_d_y6615 5 лет назад +1811

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I like my own comment,
    So you don’t have to
    Edit: tySm foR dE lIkes

  • @leonorcoles2607
    @leonorcoles2607 5 лет назад +2

    This one teacher told my friend that she would love to see her have a mental breakdown. A few months later this came up in a conversation and she was absolutely horrified with what she had said.

  • @ellencahill4612
    @ellencahill4612 5 лет назад +29

    Comments:
    55%: 2:04 is a vine!
    40%: The Bell Doesn’t Dismiss You, I Do!
    5%: OMG! I Love You So Much, Kyutie!

    • @cherryxfanta
      @cherryxfanta 4 года назад +1

      Actually The bell one is 55% instead

    • @coffee_wolfie2341
      @coffee_wolfie2341 4 года назад

      @@cherryxfanta actually the bell one is 5%

    • @koisuru854
      @koisuru854 4 года назад

      0.1%: Comments:...

  • @delfy4118
    @delfy4118 5 лет назад +13

    What kind of teacher is that??
    ME:"A really bad one"😎😎

  • @tegvirsinghsekhon2919
    @tegvirsinghsekhon2919 5 лет назад +21

    Half
    Of
    My
    Energy
    Wasted
    On
    Random
    Knowledge
    Homework

    • @xenogalxies
      @xenogalxies 5 лет назад

      A7 Dusk Yes my life exactly but by surprise in middle school it stopped I don't any homework but only in math and I do it in class as work lol

    • @peachyasmr4370
      @peachyasmr4370 5 лет назад

      Mental
      Abuse
      To
      Humans
      Seven
      Cruel
      Hours
      Of
      Our
      Lives
      Engaging
      Language
      Association

  • @neonleon56
    @neonleon56 5 лет назад +1

    These are the kind of teachers that make me want to get up out of my desk and smack them right across the face and shout, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!"