00:00:00 - Bob Einsten as Super Dave 00:08:17 - Tom Green 00:24:52 - Fred Stoller 00:32:54 - Russell Brand (absent) 00:35:52 - Billy Bob Thornton 00:39:27 - Larry King 00:44:30 - Kevin Nealon 00:52:43 - Simon Helberg 01:01:10 - Nick Swardson 01:11:15 - Andy Dick 01:19:54 - Gilbert Gottfried 01:23:16 - Ray Romano 01:30:05 - Adam Sandler 01:38:30 - David Spade 01:48:24 - Carl Reiner 01:53:01 - Fred Willard 02:00:52 - Bob Saget 02:07:47 - David Koechner 02:11:40 - Roseanne Barr 02:20:00 - Marc Maron 02:26:45 - Martin Mull 02:32:30 - Jack Carter 02:37:20 - Stephen Merchant 02:52:55 - David Letterman 02:58:12 - Mike Tyson 03:03:43 - Bobby Lee 03:10:10 - Sarah Silverman 03:14:47 - Dana Carvey 03:19:37 - Margaret Cho 03:29:08 - Tim Allen 03:41:01 - David Spade 2 03:42:24 - Drew Barrymore 03:45:33 - David Letterman 2 03:49:20 - Jane Fonda 03:53:18 - Chevy Chase 03:55:13 - M. Night Shyamalan 03:59:42 - Michael Keaton 04:03:07 - Billy Joe Shaver
I think Super Dave’s outrage in the first episode was partly playing along and partly genuine concern for Norm’s career. Little did it matter, Norm would be dead within the decade!
This compilation is genius, it's so long that you don't get tired of it. I've been replaying these four hours for like a month now. Thank you to whoever made this!
I'm very happy whoever James is, to have taken the time to cut and edit the best part of the podcasts. I love falling asleep to this. It literally pops up every night because youtube knows.
It’s touching how Norm crafts every blue card segment to reflect the comedic personality of the guest. I think it shows a lot of honor, not only to invite someone on his show, but to understand their humor and career well enough to craft an entire segment highlighting it. And then to give the guests the best jokes based on their own style, keeping the “weekly update” jokes to himself, and giving the bad jokes to the straight man (Eget). Profound writing and showcraft. EDIT: In a way, “Nom Macdonald Live” was everyone’s show - a reader’s digest and victory lap enshrining the styles and careers of the greatest comedians of the time.
It really was his magnum opus. I know he'd think that would sound ridiculous, but it's genius for so many reasons. He said once that there's a difference between making people laugh and making people smile. The jokes the guests tell that are tailored to their style/personality covers both of those.
Another good Adam joke: Norm: Did you know David Lynch likes our show? Adam: That's strange, even for David Lynch. Then there's the head waiter here 2:56:40
totally. I've been obsessed with norms podcast since mid 2018. there are so many cool little subtleties. A genius who understands a crowd oesn't like any man smarter than them.
I'm writing jokes for a project. Listening to this compilation is rewiring my brain to think in joke format. Thanks for putting them all in one place in their totality.
I’m 20 mins in and my face is hurting from laughing and smiling. I’ve heard all these a hundred times and they’re still funny as hell. Thanks Norm for this. See ya in the funnies
It has been a mental struggle all night dealing with some shit. Thanks for uploading this and I’m glad I found it. I went from torment to laughing my ass off
Amazing collection - I hope to return to this a bunch in the years to come. Brilliant and clever 1-liners done in a way ONLY Norm could pull off. Cheers to NORM and everyone that gave him a forum to strut among the best hilarity to ever spew out of a comedian. We're so lucky to have this audio at our fingertips. I'll never stop going back to Norm - or getting excited about finding new (old) material surfacing online. HUGE thanks!!! This is a treasure.
Omg! I literally prayed that all of these would be available !!! And what do u know ??? A fuckn 4 hr compilation! This is the greatest gift my friend! I love u brother!! This is everything to me!!! 🙏🏼
you're a saint for compiling this. we miss u norm, rip. cheers to a legend, u were always my favorite. pls put up an mj comp next. we all could use it.
Thank you for making this incredible compendium. People like you are the unsung heroes we have truly spreading the medicine of Norm in these ever darkening times...
Such a loss isn’t he. I only discovered him about two years ago. I’m half obsessed with him now. In my part of the world ( Ireland) he’s barely known at all. I’ve never laughed harder at anyone.
@@29memyselfandi It's fookin' shait, that's what it is... All the heroes will be gone soon and we'll have Ryan Reynolds, Stephen Colbert and any dumb individual currently active on SNL.
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I can hear Super Dave staring into the camera.
00:00:00 - Bob Einsten as Super Dave
00:08:17 - Tom Green
00:24:52 - Fred Stoller
00:32:54 - Russell Brand (absent)
00:35:52 - Billy Bob Thornton
00:39:27 - Larry King
00:44:30 - Kevin Nealon
00:52:43 - Simon Helberg
01:01:10 - Nick Swardson
01:11:15 - Andy Dick
01:19:54 - Gilbert Gottfried
01:23:16 - Ray Romano
01:30:05 - Adam Sandler
01:38:30 - David Spade
01:48:24 - Carl Reiner
01:53:01 - Fred Willard
02:00:52 - Bob Saget
02:07:47 - David Koechner
02:11:40 - Roseanne Barr
02:20:00 - Marc Maron
02:26:45 - Martin Mull
02:32:30 - Jack Carter
02:37:20 - Stephen Merchant
02:52:55 - David Letterman
02:58:12 - Mike Tyson
03:03:43 - Bobby Lee
03:10:10 - Sarah Silverman
03:14:47 - Dana Carvey
03:19:37 - Margaret Cho
03:29:08 - Tim Allen
03:41:01 - David Spade 2
03:42:24 - Drew Barrymore
03:45:33 - David Letterman 2
03:49:20 - Jane Fonda
03:53:18 - Chevy Chase
03:55:13 - M. Night Shyamalan
03:59:42 - Michael Keaton
04:03:07 - Billy Joe Shaver
You are a good man. Thank you for this.
Thanks for this - your reply should be pinned.
Thanks a ton!:)
I guess you want to be known for your detailed work.
This is exactly what i was looking for. Thank you sm
I love Norm in the background "they used the meanest dogs...." LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the super dave episode was the greatest start to the greatest talk show in history.
One of my favourite episodes, that and Gilbert Gottfried.
I read this with super dave voice
You read that!?
aside from daves voice EEHWHWHO WRORTE THIS?????
I wish there was something like it to watch, but it’s impossible to replicate
The more i hear about this norm Macdonald guy the more I like him. I hope he doesn’t get sick
He's more virus than host
"He died?? I didn't even know he was sick!"
Irony is Norm MacDonald leaving his dog house in his will to Andy Dick.
My only regret in life is that there aren't 8, 12, or even 16 hours of blue card jokes.
Some of the greatest comedy.
Or even 16 and a half hours of blue card jokes, can you imagine that?
I think Super Dave’s outrage in the first episode was partly playing along and partly genuine concern for Norm’s career.
Little did it matter, Norm would be dead within the decade!
To be fair Super Dave bit the dust before Norm.
It was mostly joking around, but I'm sure he was being genuine when he tells him he deserves better.
From what I understand Dave wrote some of the more heinous ones then feigned disgust, brilliant.
@@mossy723 awwww i believe it
@@mossy723 where did you hear this? thats hilarious
This compilation is genius, it's so long that you don't get tired of it. I've been replaying these four hours for like a month now. Thank you to whoever made this!
Me too this is bewildering
norm made it. rip
I'm very happy whoever James is, to have taken the time to cut and edit the best part of the podcasts. I love falling asleep to this. It literally pops up every night because youtube knows.
I love Norm's incredible indecisiveness over whether or not the guests should be reading ahead.
seems to be quite guest dependent
@@benshakesontheflooryeh, Ray Romano is the exception that proves the rule. 😄
if you did comedy you'd get why
I think Norm wanted people's delivery to be as bad as the joke and just having everyone laughing together in the moment.
“little did it matter, croce would be dead within the year”
4 minutes in and already weeping with laughter
"Well, Nine eleven."
-Norm Macdonald
@@abrahamlincoln9758 That's a terrible name for an airline, it reminds me of that tragedy...
It’s touching how Norm crafts every blue card segment to reflect the comedic personality of the guest. I think it shows a lot of honor, not only to invite someone on his show, but to understand their humor and career well enough to craft an entire segment highlighting it. And then to give the guests the best jokes based on their own style, keeping the “weekly update” jokes to himself, and giving the bad jokes to the straight man (Eget). Profound writing and showcraft.
EDIT: In a way, “Nom Macdonald Live” was everyone’s show - a reader’s digest and victory lap enshrining the styles and careers of the greatest comedians of the time.
Very well said.
I object to your classification of Eget as a “straight man”
Yes, except for Sandler who got nothing but recycled jokes from other episodes. Not sure what that’s about but I can’t believe it was unintentional
WAS IT???
It really was his magnum opus. I know he'd think that would sound ridiculous, but it's genius for so many reasons. He said once that there's a difference between making people laugh and making people smile. The jokes the guests tell that are tailored to their style/personality covers both of those.
The most brilliant thing I've ever heard Adam say: there's people out there that might not know what a concentration camp is.
Another good Adam joke:
Norm: Did you know David Lynch likes our show?
Adam: That's strange, even for David Lynch.
Then there's the head waiter here 2:56:40
That is actually a great joke, you’re right
that's cause he's a holocaust denier!
When he said "Toward the end?" when that woman with a dog was on
Someone asked me if I knew what a concentration camp was and I had to think real hard about it while I made smores
I play this everynight when I lay down to sleep. And I wake up so refreshed.
I would laugh too much to sleep to this.
The best part of these are when they ask Norm who wrote them and he either ignores them or vehemently denies writing them if they imply he did.
"Wha?? Huh?"
Or says they were 'written years ago'.
super dave just straight up not reading the very first joke ever on the show is so fitting
"Mickey Mantle knew two things; drinking, and playing drunk baseball!"
My dad works for the hatchery, like most... All of us. Thank God for the hatchery, or we'd all be lost
"The mud and the blood and the glory. . ."
@@life_of_riley88 and by God I'm ashamed to say it, then the children
Uncle Terry felt pride.... where shame one was.
Idk if you guys noticed, but the blue card joke segment is really just a game norm played called "how long until somebody asks who wrote these"
totally. I've been obsessed with norms podcast since mid 2018.
there are so many cool little subtleties. A genius who understands a crowd oesn't like any man smarter than them.
I'm writing jokes for a project. Listening to this compilation is rewiring my brain to think in joke format. Thanks for putting them all in one place in their totality.
That happens to me too.
"Do you realize we're on the air?!" ..cracks me up every time ..GOLD 🤣🤣🤣
I’m 20 mins in and my face is hurting from laughing and smiling. I’ve heard all these a hundred times and they’re still funny as hell. Thanks Norm for this. See ya in the funnies
I forgot all about that phrase. “See you in the funny papers”
The best part is I don't even know why the first gut-bustingly funny. I'm currently dying at "don't put all your eggs in one basket, guy".
Gold plated chains gets me every time. Specifically Super Dave's reaction: "Who wrote that?"
Well.. it was written YEARS ago.
Did you just say that?
ARE YOU SERIOUS??
…you READ that??!
I just love that nobody ever wants to admit they wrote the joke too
Super Dave thinking Norm cares about ratings is hilarious
I’ve been quoting Super Dave sarcastically saying “that is so funny” for years now
So fucking funny
Thank you for occupying 4 hours of my 10 hour shift. I needed this
Play it at .5 speed and you’re almost done with work?
Play it at double speed and make time go faster
One of the few comedians that could literally make you cry from laughing so hard, Norm will always be a legend.
seems gay to me
This compilation is all I ever wanted thank you so much
"You know what's not easy as pie? Baking an actual fucking pie!"
"It's funny because it's true" 🤣
I really wish someone would release the full videos of all the episodes. Not just audio
Thankyou. It’s so hard to find all these blue cars norm jokes purely. The most brilliant comedy ever in my opinion.
“A van in the woods!” - the dirty secret of these is that occasionally, Adam EgRet drops an absolute banger that just gets stepped right past!
Ngl I laughed out loud at Adam’s George Clooney Joke during the Carl Reiner one
Thank you James Cushing for this Collection, helps me to get over the death of this Old Chunk of Coal.
Love the good jokes making multiple appearances.😅
It has been a mental struggle all night dealing with some shit. Thanks for uploading this and I’m glad I found it. I went from torment to laughing my ass off
We all end up there from time to time mate. You'll pull through the other side, just give it some time
@@abc-oq7dt dips, and valleys….I appreciate your kind words my friend!
“That is a favorite?!” Best quote
I am 5 years being into being a huge Norm fan. Seen all his material so many times. It never gets old, just like Norm.
We should get tokens like some opposite world Normaholics Anonymous group
@@samsungtelevision695 When you said tokens I thought of crypto. Normcoin or something
@@SeraphimGoose god I love Norm too much to drag him into that mess. And I’m an oldtime Bitcoiner. Let’s pray nobody takes that idea and runs w it 🙏
@@SeraphimGoose the idea of Norm saving me from my Dogecoin losses like an opposite world longshot louie is poetic
Adam Eget saying "Well..." after Super Dave says "You can't read that!" lol
I'll never stop watching Norm
This is really more of a listen.
@@generyan4043 or so the germans would have us believe
You know who elselistens gene ryan? You guessed it...
That was more of a comment really
Amazing collection - I hope to return to this a bunch in the years to come. Brilliant and clever 1-liners done in a way ONLY Norm could pull off. Cheers to NORM and everyone that gave him a forum to strut among the best hilarity to ever spew out of a comedian. We're so lucky to have this audio at our fingertips. I'll never stop going back to Norm - or getting excited about finding new (old) material surfacing online. HUGE thanks!!! This is a treasure.
THIS was a lovely find. I’ve been wishing for something like this. Thank you Santa, you’re a good egg.
Super Dave asking “you read that?” gets me every time. 🤣
"No...this was written YEARS ago..."🤣
I didn’t write it… I read it
Thanks for the upload, I have been listening in 20 minute segments for about a week and this is the funniest stuff ever.
Whenever I think of Gilbert Godfrey saying “Look under your seats!” I start crying laughing
We've lost Norm
We've lost Super Dave
We've lost Larry King
We've lost Gilbert Gottfried
The curse of Adam Eget
Nice
😂😂😂
Its pronounced "Egret"
Thank you so much for taking the time to edit all this together 😢 great stuff
Very nicely done. It was a nice touch letting the outro play at the end. Thank you for compiling this.
Omg! I literally prayed that all of these would be available !!! And what do u know ??? A fuckn 4 hr compilation! This is the greatest gift my friend! I love u brother!! This is everything to me!!! 🙏🏼
you're a saint for compiling this. we miss u norm, rip. cheers to a legend, u were always my favorite. pls put up an mj comp next. we all could use it.
Netflix ruined both the concept of the show and it’s distribution. Thanks for the compilation.
The Meatballs 2 one cracks me up every time. Just the absurdity and the cheeky lean in smile when he says it.
This is incredible. I have been watching "I'm Not Norm" for years but this compilation is the mother lode. Well done sir, and thank you for your work.
Thank you for making this incredible compendium. People like you are the unsung heroes we have truly spreading the medicine of Norm in these ever darkening times...
Tanks for the flashbacks, Jane.
Thank God for the Hatchery.
The greatest joke of all time
41:36 Larry King laughing at that punchline is hilarious.
Are you being meta? because this sounds like adam.
@@psychohazards Larry did laugh at it.
@@psychohazards are you being feta? Because you sounds like cheese
Finally a Norm Live compilation not behind a paywall.
Man, if you only knew how much I listen to this. Every damn day 8 hrs or something for the last few months. Thank you and Norm!! 🙂😔
Such a loss isn’t he. I only discovered him about two years ago. I’m half obsessed with him now. In my part of the world ( Ireland) he’s barely known at all. I’ve never laughed harder at anyone.
@@29memyselfandi It's fookin' shait, that's what it is... All the heroes will be gone soon and we'll have Ryan Reynolds, Stephen Colbert and any dumb individual currently active on SNL.
Love that letterman laughed at egrets head waiter line
4:01:06 - Norm always said the perfect joke is where the set up is identical to the punchline. That's pretty close, but with an accent.
He didn’t want to do that one, but Norm convinced him it would kill and then it did and even Michael laughed at it
RIP Norm... a real pioneer.
He's deeply casketed now
Yeah, don't leave a pie near him or he'll eat it.
@@shotarodeniet3301 at least he's not an hypocrite
@@davidpinette9656 that would be the worst...
Norm's not dead., he's in Northern Canada
Thanks for making this. It'll never get old.
Probably the greatest joke writing room ever assembled.
You read that?!?! Why is that so funny.
Thanks for doing this compilation the blue card jokes are the best part of the show
Kids... MacDonald & Eget were one of the great troll double acts in our days.
Is it weird I've listened to this through many times now?
I play this in the skate shop I work at and it's nice to just have all hits!
I hope you've also listened to the radio compilation
I’ve played it more than 3 times at work
The reasoning for the jokes really is the cherry on top of an already epic cake .
Thank you for compiling this! Loving every minute of it!
I love Tom Green's laugh
I’ve listened to little bits of this several times, thanks very much!
Clicked thinking it was another video compilation, and when I saw blue card joke collection, my eyes got "open treasure chest" wide haha
Beautiful compilation! Thank you.
Poor Adam Eget. We all lost Norm but he also lost his best friend. 😢
I don't recall hearing Adam Eget saying anything since Norm passed I'm sure he is absolutely devastated to lose such a gem of a friend
@@satchitus7200 Sad to say, but he's allegedly back to drinking... under the queensboro bridge. :(
This is literally a gold mine of top tier comedy
I miss you norm!!! Fantastic share tysm!!!
This is my favorite video on RUclips
This made me laugh for hours . Thank you so much for compiling them .
Thanks for the edit man. My favorite part of the show.
Always get a hit of dopamine when Norm said "It's time for jokes!"
Norm was free to say anything because he knew he wouldn't live forever.
Adams Marc jacobs joke at 29:30 is one of my faves
Well compiled sir! This will be wonderful whenever.
The five cent cigar thing reminds me of the old Groucho joke about the seven cent nickel
Thank you for putting this together
That uncle terry joke is absolute genius
Hearing the Ray Romano part is that much funnier when you heard the everyone loves Raymond joke 30 minutes earlier
Fulking excellent! I can’t breathe... Round robin jokes? 👍🏼✌🏼
Thank you, I miss him so much :(
My favorite part about Norm MacDonald’s video podcast was the video part.
We miss you Norm… RIP Mr. MacDonald.
I wish so badly that he had done one of these with ricky gervais....omg those two would've be incredible together.
I love this compilation so much. Thank you.
A genius who understands a crowd doesn't like any man smarter than them.
Thx for compiling this.
Sir, youve earned yourself a place in the Guinness book of... Uhh records.
Downloading this for sure
This is such a Comedy Just For Comedians segment, it's so good.
I must be a comedian lol
Poor Adam. And by poor, I mean broke! What a bum that guy is.
He probably needs food. And he's hungry
And racist too i hear. What a disgrace.
@@samsallon he's also quite homophobic, which is ironic..
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$15 under the overpass for a handy? That's a deal and a half though.
Cheers for taking the time to make this bro